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15 Foot Python Tried to Attack Me ! Boat Ramp Nightmare ! (Chit Show)
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- čas přidán 12. 06. 2023
- I heard the word serpent in spanish an a cold chill was felt down my bones. My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Chit Show in Miami
Good grief!! It's a 3 ft. water snake, harmless as a kitten and Alfred thinks it's a 12 ft. python LOL. 🐉🤣
The only Chit Show today was in Alfred's shorts when he saw the snake 🤣
Fred was in somebody's pool the other day, maybe
Fred must be spreading the word that Alfred is fun to hangout with. You have your pet baby cuda and now it looks like a cute little python whats to get to know you. The Chit show is fun for all living creatures.
Alfred, snake in the water reminds me of the time in the seventies when my brother and I and a friend were going through the longest canal in Winter Haven on the chain O'Lakes and a 6ft rattlesnake was swimming in the canal trying to get in our boat and we were beating it with an oar.
Id die
Alfred, that snake heard how you make critters famous.
Now you can add a snake too your critter crew.
Where's Fred when ya need him... 🎶When a hero comes along🎶
Need a new hat with Fred chomping the snake.
So, I finally looked up Luxury Rib Tenders. I always thought, "What makes Alfred's ribs taste so good that he calls them luxury?" Oops! 🤣😂 Who knew? I laughed so hard. If I ever need my ribs fixed or restored I know where to go now. 👍
I live in the keys and you just scared me to death. We live on a sailboat and that's amazing. Really love your videos
Alfred you gotta come north, we got light until 10pm up here. And we got rattle snakes that swim!
Pablo the Python is a great edition to the Chit Show goin' on in those mangroves..sweet little guy Pablo
OK I looked it up, and Florida crocodiles apparently do exist, but are extremely rare, 99.99%are alligators
I grew up in South Florida and I had to look it up too. I’ve seen many alligators, but never a crocodile. That’s crazy.
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The main difference is that alligators prefer to stay in fresh water, whereas crocodiles mainly stay in salt water or brackish water.
You won't find any alligators living around Blackpoint Marina.
There is much more habitat for alligators in Florida. The crocodiles have to compete with the humans for their relatively small coastal habitat, so they aren't as common as alligators.
“Oh my goodness” I wish I had a dollar every time you said it! 😂😂😂 it’s only a water moccasin😮😮😮
Love your videos. You have a great voice also. TY
My goodness the DRAMA ran high in this video. Damn !!! *8-2-2023 * but still a thumbs up Alfred. Have a great day.
Hey Alfred, we will all be in our graves, and Fred will still be feeding his face at the filet table!!!!
I think you're on to something Alfred, the snakes have joined forces against you.
Good morning Alfie! We love your crocodile style up here in Naples. 🐊
Alfred, Fred's relative, "CrocZilla" lives in Everglades national park and is HUGE ! At least 15 feet. Love the video.
As long as little Alfred isn't in the water you'll be ok, love the videos 👍👍😎
Omg ! That would scare me ! We don’t have pythons in Nova Scotia. Where was Fred ?
Fred is now the animal whisperer. 🎺🎺
How many ducklings are left? Maybe Fred’s had his fill and will get that snake next.
Dude you are hilarious!!! 👍😄🤣💕
Love the new logo bro congrats! 🎉
To funny, I noticed the Denver nuggets were playing against the "heat" last night for the championship. And Denver won. Where I live is in Pueblo, CO about 100 miles south of Denver and all the car drivers were honking car horns for about a half an hour. yup at bedtime. Sorry but I don't follow basketball at all. I just don't. Now you can't stop watching the snake. He's coming watch it, watch it. I FEEL YOUR FEAR!
Hey Alfred, you should go on tour,I know you would pack them in at Michigan LOL.
Hialeah is known nationwide for the manufacture of firearms. Many were considered 'economical' but there are a few legends, Universal carbines for example.
I found a 4' black snake living in my garage, I had to serve him an eviction notice. I would have bailed too Alfred, not fond of Snakes at all 👊
That’s funny I always think there’s one in mine
You know what would blow Alfred's mind? If, as a joke, someone pulled up to the dock during the Chit Chow and threw a row of tires over the edge of their boat a la tug boat style. rofl
It's time to educate the credit card capt's to not use the bow line to dock the boat. Set up a side line to pull the boat straight along the dock. It only take a little control of the approach.
Dude don't give advice when you don't know what you're talkin about
@@daffyduck9901 you got the right name
@@tn65s dude you don't have a clue of what you're talkin about. Tell me you do
Chill bro , it's only a water snake .. Water snakes are harmless, nonvenomous native snakes that typically inhabit wet areas. There are several species of water snake common to Florida. They always swim on top of the water. Burmese pythons swim and stay underwater for up to 30 minutes. By the Alfred, love the new logo.
Unless it's a Cottonmouth
👍👍👍👍Another great video Bro. That kinda looked like a the green water snake. But PYTHONS are really bad and so is Iguanas. They eating up all the local animals. And they are spreading out… We go on python hunts every year in and around the Everglades last year we caught (alive) a little over 200 pythons from 6’ - 18’1 was the longest in a 4 day hunt . But the meat is good and the skin makes good belts , wallets, and other stuff . But there was some that still had baby gators in their stomach. They will eat a whole gator nest if they get a chance . Keep videos coming. Be safe
That is wild !
You have to catch that snake Alfred because how do you know where it is tomorrow ? Maybe hiding in the bush waiting for it ????? Saludas de un snake free The Netherlands !!!
I thought you were talking about a boat not a snake, I cannot blame you.
I think I'd like a Fred decal for the Dodge.
Dang he got a treble….Fred in the background, el serpentico, and howie cuda chillin waiting to nibble his pinkey toe…lol
“There’s definitely some chittery goin’ on”. I snorted! Lol
Alfred IS the new: "Chicken of the Sea". Just get your machete and take care of biz. Skin him out and onto the BBQ, then get "Little" to make you a hatband from the hide. It's all good Alfred. BTW, like the new avatar.
100%
What popped out of the water by the boat at 23:41 ? was that Fred?
Would the baby cuda attack the snake? Sorry to see your space invaded by the Anaconda!!! Be safe. Hey, maybe Bathtub Barbie will come to your aid!!!!
the Hialeah stuff had me laughing...if you know haha
You should train Picua-Boo to protect you from those shnakes 🥰
That's FRED at 23:33 he's ALIVE! Snout surfaces by Bow of boat on left.
Alfred, YOU MISSED It!!! At 23:10 seconds there is something FAR BIGGER THAN that snake that surfaces!!! ITS up against the boat far left in the background….Take a look!
I saw it also at 23:44
Morning chit show !
Mr.Alfred,don't laugh but I'm afraid of frogs!! I can't see them in pics!! Its very hard for me cause I have a garden.its real hot here San Antonio so they get in my pots!! I already all most had a heart attack Saturday!! There was a big fat one in one of my flower pots.😱😱😱😱🤣
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Did you hear Deep Purple's new song? "Snake on the Water" LOL
Good morning Alfred
Tell us a small water snake. What are you talking about a 15 foot python Jesus Christ
George get your eye sight corrected that thing is more dangerous than Fred !
So… many years ago I was at my grandmas on Marco island we were taking the boat to Stan’s in goodland ( which you need to do a video on😂) …. In the Marco river we saw a 14ish foot gator is what I was told but now that I know more I can only assume it was a croc but it was super cool being in a 17 foot boat seeing an animal almost the size of the boat 😂
It only wants a hug and a little kiss it’s a fan of yours
Alfred, your animal porn hub? What would be the first one you released about crocodiles, the "Crock Cock"?
Back in the 70s, my youngest sister had to do a report on something to do with animals. Growing up in Winter Haven and living on a lake, I used to raise Muscovy ducks and she did a report on penis paralysis with Muscovy ducks. The funny part of the story is that she was attending a Lutheran School. Needless to say, the teacher was quite taken back with her report. However, she did get an A on it.
Good morning Brother
Can you name the snake & do some hat's?!?! Lmfao
Alfred do you use UPS or USPS for your shipping?
Is it a no wake zone where you are filming? Some of those boats are going to fast for the high traffic area.
So where's Fred when you need him?
Yeah I was wondering the same,maybe he's on his election campaign
Thrres something in the background near the boats when you're asking if the snakes looking at you
Alfred - run my friend!!!! Get out while you still can!!! I guess the Chit Show is done forever now. LMAO dude.
I think there's a lot of boat owners who could use some docking lessons
What an astute observation.
The reason the Crocks hang over at the Nuclear Plant, the Outgoing water from the Cooling Towers is Warmer Water…it helps cools off the hot turbines..and the flows back into the Lake or River..and Crocks love the warmer flow of water…along with other fishes, WHICH supply Freddie’s Friends with a food supply.
How can I buy your merchandise? I’m in the uk
Luxuryribtenders.com
Alfred, he wants your butt. You was talking about his buddy Fred. He`s coming for you!!!!! Run Run Run!!
I just call them all crockagators. Lmao
Thats a common Florida water snake, nothing to worry about.
Alfred and 🐍😂😂😂😂
Alfred, did you ever find out what kind of snake it was?
According to the clickbait title, it was a 15 foot python. LMAO. Looked like maybe 5 or 6 feet.
@@OMGWTFLOLSMH Alfred must have been lying to his wife all these years as far as length.
bro my wife gets snakes out of our chicken house by hand
You maried well !
Have you been to Mayaka state park in Sarasota? There are some huge 15 foot gators in that water
Fifteen footer? Alfred that wasn't even a 3 footer! Lol.
Ray my eyes and your eyes see differently
@@AlfredMontaner They say the camera adds 10 pounds...unless it's a baby snake. Lol.
“I’m out of here” 🤣😅😂
There have been a couple of crocodiles seen in Melbourne this week.
Chill, it’s a banded water snake.
No man that was a 30 footer😂🎉
Come spend some time on the bayous in Louisiana and you'll have snakes falling out of the trees onto your boat.
Jesus,my nightmare as well....i hate snakes and yeah i wouldn't even try it bruh
They say Los Angeles is crazy apparently they haven’t been to Black point Marina😂
Baby cuda!!!!❤️
Shout out to SE Hialeah! I grew up on SE 9th Av. but I got out in 73.
@23:43 - while you are talking about the snake, something breaks the surface in the background towards the front of the left boat.
Yup a manatee.
I see an alligator at the front of the boat on the left at 23:43. Maybe I missed the manatee. Anyway great video.
LOL! That snake would not hurt you!
How long does shrimp season last
We have alligators in the Tennessee river in Alabama. South of Huntsville
15 foot 🤣😂😅🤣😂😅 Now we know what lies he tells Mrs Montaner
Can a dude from Las Vegas come hang out with Alfred for one day
Alfred I for get the fishing show but they would go in back waters of the upper keys and tons of large salt water crocs
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE HEAD ON THAT MONSTER!!! Looked closer to 18,5 feet. Your eyes must be bad.. LOL
Carl 18 feet is a stretch ! STOP IT !
Did you know, crocodiles fart ! Now you know !
Hey Alfred! It’s Tim from New Jersey. How’s everything? I went to go see you but you were busy and your partner was working the camera but I spoke to you on his phone when you gave me a few great restaurants to go eat at. Thank you again! It was a few months ago.
Thanks for pasding bye bbq
Not a problem and it’s always great seeing your videos and staying positive through them all!
lol 🤣
ME TOO!! I'd be on the run!! Back to RI no snakes here😎
We have big Rattlesnakes here in Texas
You should bring your baby Cuda a worm
I see the snake, at least it sure looks like a snake.
thats like a 3 foot ribbon snake... lol queifer
You know those snakes hang out in same area
You can’t consider PSN as Hialeah bro your killing me man
We can call it North Hialeah
@@AlfredMontaner lol It’s all good man “H town stay down “
EASE UP ON THE BRO STUFF
Honestly it looks like a brown water snake. Head is to small for a python. Python usually keep their bodies low in the water so that you just see their heads.