Seriously Incapable Boaters ! Black Point Marina's Worst Captains ! (Chit Show)
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It never ceases to amaze me with how many incompetent people are out there
U mean in Florida 😂😂
Those type of people love Florida
I thought Alfred went to France lmbo
That looks like a Miami car wash at the bout ranp
"bout ranp" That is actually impressive.
Thus is some funny chit 😂
Please film many unexpected scenes at the marina. I love it
best part: 2.20 forget the rest whahahahahha
I just love this Chit !!!
15:12 EVERYONE ON THEIR PHONES while captain does everything & falls in water. GOOGANS
around 480 gallons in the pickup bed!!
Sounds about right
Water weighs 8lbs per gallon. You think only 60 gallons will fill a truck bed? Lol. Look at a 150 gallon fish tank. You think only 1/2 of one of those will fill a truck bed?
@@eriklarson9137 ?
FRED&ALFRED AND THE CHIT CHIT!!!!!!
Ol boy in blue at 1:28 has got a beer gut damn
Agreed. When is he due? Looks like triplets.
That was hilarious!! the guy yelling that's the CHIT SHOW😂😂😂😂
The alligator could drive the GMC better than that.
One of your best so far.
waaaiiit for it....
Depending on bed length it will fill with approximately 540 gallon or 4500lb of water alone. Let alone inside the cab
You're watching the water flow oit of the bed, I'm watching it stream out the bottom of both the front and back doors, lol.
Holy Chit Show! You are makin fans in Alaska!
a fullsize 8' pickup bed is 77.4 ft3 which would hold 579 gallons. Now you know!
I have always been told when you were launching or retrieving a boat to always have your vehicle in four-wheel-drive. That way when you put the vehicle in park, it puts the front and rear axles both in park.
Quick Question Alfred, Why Do all The Towing Companies Leave The Trucks in Gear And Just Drag Them up? Wouldn't Be Easier on the tow if the truck being towed was freewheeling?
You drop it in the drink, that drivers not getting wet to save your driveline lol. That towtruck has no problem dragging a pickup on wet concrete
@Ky_fireman128 Really it's that big of a pain in the ass to open a door let the water drain out for a couple of mins and then put the bitch in neutral
Electric switches and solenoids operate most diffs/transfer cases these days, once they're in salt water for even a little but... they probably won't work.
As a tow truck driver I'll answer this for you its safer to drag the vehicle thus it can't roll away when it gets level or rol backwards if something breaks
This was the best one ever Alfred!!!! We got shit flying everywhere!!! Trucks sinking,boats ramming docks,chicks being chicks,and best of all..... Fred!!!!!! He was drunk bragging hes getting a new truck soon!!! He said the next time some idiot sinks one hes taking over!!!😮😮😮
5:08 it's easy to calculate the amount of gallons of water in a square or rectangle container. in inches, L x W x H and divide that figure by 231. I was in the aquarium business for 20+ years of my 50 years alive so I often had to calculate the gallons of water in an aquarium.
I love to see that people bring lawn chairs to the dock😂
If I get boat #3 it will be called the MV Bloop Bloop.
Not if, but when Fred munches down on soylent green. 😂
I love how corny you are it keeps me coming back lmao
Start rolling a camera and I might fold under the pressure at the dock! 🤣
For that submerged black GMC pickup, you asked how much water would the bed hold - here ya go! 1 cubic foot of water is 7.4 gals. So a truck bed for example GMC Sierra 1500 would be ~6.6x5x2 feet = 66 cubic feet = about 480 gallons of water!
I could sit there all day with a cooler🎉
@2:17 you’re welcome
The flags says it all in this place. Stable geniuses...
Looks like a competition between horse power and stupidity to me
🌵🌵💀💀👍👍🌵🌵 LOVE THE CHIT SHOW !!! Thx Bro !!!
I wish would make an appearance when those guys fall, you see some real Olympic speed swimmers
TRULY ENTERTAINING! IT JUST IS !
Its like Fred knows he is being recorded!!! 😆
I just saw your make 99 cents great again hat, buy the way it is written, it reads .99 cents. That just less that a penny
Alfred, we need to give you a new nickname, Captain Crunch!
How anyone can sink an entire tow vehicle at a ramp mystifies me. Absolute incompetence with a vehicle. One can only imagine what they're like with a boat.
I don't think it's the tires. It's the idiots behind the wheel 🤣🤣
Average 1500 truck bed - 95 cubic feet, 695 gallons. Roughly 5800 lbs of water
Don't worry Alfred fred got the hole shot while you were in the bathroom 😂
Fred is looking for a new truck to drive to the beach 🏖️.
Alfred. Canadian boy loves your shit show down there. That never happens here lol. Btw. Sheet of plywood 6” thick of water is a ton
Is there something about black point that makes it more difficult than a typical launch?
"Niagra falls at blackpoint" lol
Seems the more expensive the toy, the more ignorant the owner. ☆
I’m sure absolutely no alcohol was involved involved in any of these 😎
How can so many people be so incompetent?
Why do boaters no longer seem to be able to operate their boats?
GMC..."GRAB MY CHECKBOOK!"
Heee hee hee I'm still giggling!
How much water in pickup truck bed? Just measure length x width x height in inches, divide the result by 231 cu. in. per gallon and you have your answer.
In case of doubt about whether or not alligators are present in the water in Florida….go to the waters edge….touch it and if it feels wet……there are alligators in it….have fun ….swim briskly
No one doubts there are Alligators in Florida.
All the gear and no idea.
Florida people are crazy...🤪 Never see anything crazy at the boat ramps in the PNW
Hard to believe these all happened that past few months and bathtub Barbie’s kids were cute!!
GMC making submarines now?
Crazy!!!!
Water in the bed of the trucks -
Short Bed (5.8 feet): 342.76 gallons = 2,859.64 pounds
Standard Bed (6.6 feet): 391.33 gallons = 3,263.72 pounds
Insanity at its finest😮
It looks like a lot of people don't like their boats to me .
Fred is a STAR!!!!!!
😂Hi Salty
@@4106justme Hello there.
@@saltyran I just saw this come up and thought I'd check it out. Sure is good for a laugh.
Good place to hang out and buy a pickup truck for cheap!
11:30 Do they charge admission? I'm 'gonna come down there with a crew and open a launch & recover franchise.
Alfred, it looks to be a short box GMC, so that is 62.9 cu. ft. which works out to be 470 gallons of water.
A tongue would Be utilized !!!
I THINK ALFRED SHOULD RUN THE RAMP ! ANY PROBLEMS ...🐊 😅
this is fascinating. These families were better seamen when they had rafts, now they have gucci gear and lost the tribal knowledge.
Holy Chit... Show. 😅
These people have nice boats. How can they be so bad at this?
Ay madre esta dos Yámanas 300 yo lo llevo a cielo...
i know she into the throttle but if she is that clumsy she should not even be in the area... and dont you have to click it into gear?? so the guy must ot have left it not in neutral locked..
such a nice boat for this to happen too.. poor kid hes just in shock though
mosquito truck 3:30 on
ABSOLUTLEY NO DIFFERENCE CHEVY & GMC!!!
Why do yall back in so far 😂.
Take the sticker off your hat lol
Just goes to show, you don't need any intelligence to have enough money to buy expensive material things.
The land of "look at me.. look at me" where showing off is so much more value than anything else.
Alfred, ask Miami Dade what they would do if Fred started towards their diver in the water? Not to be a prick, but would they try to kill it?
Yes they would.
Good day happy few ❤
Are all wrecker drivers that bad.
This is the most beautiful footage EVER!!
Brilliant..😂😂😂..Thank You.😂😂
gmc is chevy
I guess you don't need a brain to buy a boat in Florida !!!!
Fellow Canadian here 🍁. You're right. All you need is a huge bank account and a dismal sperm count.
Not hating but wouldnt animal control have come and put him down since hes being fed?
At 15:15, the guy falls in the water, nobody at the helm, props running, they all scatter to the edge to see if he's okay, and one idiot playing on his cell phone. Unbelievable.
use cubic feet
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Ghetto/Barrio/Trailer Trash Marina
Alfred..U Loco! .Ducklings or Flock for Babies. Ur confusing Kittens for Ducks..The Heat on ur Head at Black Point! 🥴🤔🥰😜 Love ur Show!
Wait for it 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤
OMG que dumb!
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Amateur hour
Alfred you need to zoom in sooner and do a better job focusing
Turn off the autofocus if possible. That's Photography 101.
Irritating.