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  • The Interwebs nearly swallow Stephen whole after the dark forces of Twitter descend on The Report.
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  • @jbb6131
    @jbb6131 Před 7 lety +3931

    "I was canceled, for 3 days.
    Just like Jesus."
    LMAO, epic

    • @sandcross69
      @sandcross69 Před 6 lety +1

      Julia Heisenberg not the best joke but he's very funny thank God he did get cancelled over this

    • @fivesquaredyt2521
      @fivesquaredyt2521 Před 5 lety +2

      Julia Heisenberg 969 likes

    • @fivesquaredyt2521
      @fivesquaredyt2521 Před 5 lety +8

      sandcross69 you mean not

    • @op3129
      @op3129 Před 5 lety

      @@fivesquaredyt2521 you'd hope. but looking at the videos, I'm genuinely not so sure. (not in 2018 at least)

    • @ulisesurquia3197
      @ulisesurquia3197 Před 5 lety +2

      The man deserves another beer.

  • @lukethegreat101
    @lukethegreat101 Před 10 lety +2690

    Getting upset over Colbert for saying something "insensitive" is the equivalent of getting upset at theOnion for not reporting authentic news.

    • @jontobin5942
      @jontobin5942 Před 10 lety +68

      or becoming enraged at a ripe orange for containing pulp

    • @MrAlecPinnock
      @MrAlecPinnock Před 5 lety +2

      @Jesus Christ i finally found you!!!

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot Před 5 lety +43

      @Matt B Trying to criminalise speech and being offended by it are not the same thing. I hope you've grasped that in 4 years.

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 Před 4 lety +1

      You're right about this... For comedians in general but it does depends on the person.

    • @thedarkerknight2188
      @thedarkerknight2188 Před 4 lety

      You would

  • @Normally_aspirated
    @Normally_aspirated Před 8 lety +3920

    "People tell me I'm white, and I believe them because I just spent the last 6 minutes explaining how I'm not a racist"

    • @stefgmac9539
      @stefgmac9539 Před 5 lety +67

      my favorite will always be, "people tell me I'm white and I believe them because I love James Taylor."

    • @karthikmunishamaiah2689
      @karthikmunishamaiah2689 Před 4 lety +21

      And that’s about the whitest thing you can do!

    • @aminojeezus
      @aminojeezus Před 4 lety +4

      «People tell me I'm black and I believe them because I think "reverse racism" doesn't exist.»

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity Před 4 lety +37

      @@aminojeezus Oh boi, knew there'd be at least one of you snowflakes who couldn't even take such an innocuous joke

    • @Avocado11
      @Avocado11 Před 4 lety +13

      The statement just gets even more truthier.

  • @AndyAcker
    @AndyAcker Před rokem +252

    Watching this years later, I'm reminded of how this show was so full of layers of satire, that your own intelligence had to come online in order to follow it's comedic brilliance. And honestly, I miss Stephen playing this character who happened to have his same name.

    • @elisepentz1063
      @elisepentz1063 Před rokem +2

      I wholeheartedly agree!

    • @superfuss1984
      @superfuss1984 Před rokem +5

      He became Corrupted... Kind of Comical Nazgul....

    • @alanwells4460
      @alanwells4460 Před 6 měsíci

      I love watching these but then become sad because.....no more

    • @willwrite3675
      @willwrite3675 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@superfuss1984no, idiot. He just changed Jobs

    • @aratosm
      @aratosm Před 6 měsíci

      You're dumb.

  • @fancysax446
    @fancysax446 Před 10 lety +504

    If those people had any sense, they'd know he was actually _mocking_ people who are genuinely racist.

    • @ViddyOJames
      @ViddyOJames Před 10 lety +1

      WELL except for that whole thing where redskin didn't even have its start as an "offensive" term. Rather the opposite. It's like if I said "white people" when referring to myself.

    • @ViddyOJames
      @ViddyOJames Před 10 lety

      Eoin Fitzgibbon I think what's disrespectful is throwing away words just because some fucks who hate the subject in question call them by the thing they are called by.

    • @EoinStidster
      @EoinStidster Před 10 lety +12

      TheCheezWizz So you think having a lot of words in the English language is more important than keeping people from feeling ostracized or discriminated against? I mean, how important is it to say Redskin if it offends people who have had that term used to belittle them? Also the fact is: a Native American's skin isn't red…

    • @ViddyOJames
      @ViddyOJames Před 10 lety

      Are you normally this stupid

    • @EoinStidster
      @EoinStidster Před 10 lety +8

      TheCheezWizz Lol you're right, its more important to be tolerant to the word "Redskin" than the people its referring to. Real bright. Phrases don't have rights, people do.

  • @DeanHarper
    @DeanHarper Před 9 lety +468

    This clip was just a 7 minute burn on American media.
    Nice.

    • @YarrBr0
      @YarrBr0 Před 6 lety +6

      that's what this show was!!! and I miss it very much

    • @thatguyyoudontknow
      @thatguyyoudontknow Před 4 lety +5

      Yip. Any dig at sjw and hypersensitivity is why Colbert report was my favorite show for dickity-two years.

    • @ChronoStrife
      @ChronoStrife Před 3 lety +6

      And now he actively sucks off American media, how he's fallen.

    • @gangstapenguin2773
      @gangstapenguin2773 Před 2 lety

      it's only gotten worse

    • @SQUDSNPR
      @SQUDSNPR Před 2 lety

      @@gangstapenguin2773 he’s more trustworthy than Fox News and he does a comedy show

  • @endergearl6910
    @endergearl6910 Před 7 lety +1129

    I miss the Colbert Report...

    • @endergearl6910
      @endergearl6910 Před 7 lety +3

      ***** But it's not the same... :'(

    • @ivaningram5884
      @ivaningram5884 Před 7 lety +3

      And now it's canceled because it was garbage lol

    • @Ragazar
      @Ragazar Před 7 lety +34

      Ivan Ingram Don't be salty just because you're too damn stupid to grasp sarcasm and character acting.

    • @ivaningram5884
      @ivaningram5884 Před 7 lety +20

      Johan i meant the newest incarnation, the one with Larry 'i do one voice' Wilmore. It was terrible. But the actual colbert report was my favorite show on TV while it was running.

    • @emmilayyyy
      @emmilayyyy Před 6 lety +26

      I miss when Colbert wasn't a full blown social Justice warrior

  • @SomethingtoappeaseGoogle-1024

    My god, an Asian American wrote a book called "In Defense of Internment" and then went on to rage about someone making a joke about Asians. hahahaha!

    • @RonPaulRevolution500
      @RonPaulRevolution500 Před 8 lety +15

      +Something_to_appease_Google She understood it was just satire.. even if she was a little bit offended, all she did was create a hashtag hoping it would trend. It did, and she regrets the shit out of it because it made her look like she REALLY wanted the show to be canceled.. when she really could give 2 shits. Simple as that.

    • @Normally_aspirated
      @Normally_aspirated Před 8 lety +3

      +Something_to_appease_Google It wasn't a joke about asians though

    • @interstellarradio
      @interstellarradio Před 8 lety +44

      +Steve Robinson
      I understand. I often try to get shows cancelled for being "a little bit offended" and then regret it when I end up looking ridiculous :D

    • @DuragAllDay
      @DuragAllDay Před 5 lety +3

      @@RonPaulRevolution500 Nah

    • @hiyukelavie2396
      @hiyukelavie2396 Před 4 lety +12

      It's Asian Americans like her who are the biggest problem to the Asian American community
      Is there racism against the Asian American community? Yes there is
      But it's reverse racists like her who pretends to speak up for Asian Americans when in reality she just wants the platform and spotlight that comes with it who really harms the credibility of other Asian Americans who are truly trying to speak up for their community
      Sadly she's hardly unique, most Asian Americans who pretends to speak up for Asian American issues don't actually give a shit, if not outright being reverse racists

  • @twedge5397
    @twedge5397 Před 8 lety +161

    "To find out what happened to me on the internet, we turn to the TV"
    I laughed my ass off so hard. So subtle, yet so awesome!

  • @HockeyPwnsBaseball
    @HockeyPwnsBaseball Před 9 lety +340

    Colbert is the master of making douchbaggery funny, and I mean that in the best way possible. Comparing himself to Jesus at the end, amid all of the controversy surrounding him at the time, was genius. It was a great way of saying "fuck off" to the haters

  • @moviegal6000
    @moviegal6000 Před 7 lety +402

    I love that he managed to tell people to calm their shit AND insult CNN all in one segment. lol

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX Před 4 lety +3139

    I miss when Colbert did satire.

    • @hopseshopsidis
      @hopseshopsidis Před 4 lety +120

      I wish he would cease to do this monologs where he repeats Trumps tweets🤦‍♂️
      especially when he does this "dot, dot, dot"😤😤

    • @ohtheblah
      @ohtheblah Před 4 lety +60

      @@hopseshopsidis It's CBS... producers, network execs, censors, legal, writers, etc probably have too much say in the show. And especially now, there's a lot less going on every day to provide material for a monologue every 24hrs for 200+ shows a year except for the president's ever more frequent tweet storm binges. And lot of the viewers probably don't use twitter and even for people who do, following Trump can be exhausting. A comedic recap of his tweets is better than seeing it on the news or actually going on twitter and reading them yourself...
      Late night completely died when Stewart left TDS, Colbert Report ended, and Craig Ferguson left the late late show all around the same time. Letterman, Leno, Fallon, Kimmel, Colbert, and that fat douche Corden are all the same shitty shit. Seth and Conan are better but not great (except for Conan's remotes which are always fantastic). Spade was good so of course that died, and if picked up by a network will turn to shit. Watching all the old the late late shows with Ferguson on the jay leno fly's channel is still so much funnier and entertaining than any of the other late night shows past or present.

    • @ohtheblah
      @ohtheblah Před 4 lety +14

      @drew pedersen They all suck during lockdown... Seth is the best of bleh/mediocre (like being the smartest retard...). check out the jay leno fly channel though if you didn't watch Craig Ferguson before. You'll realize how much the rest of late night sucks and regret not realizing how good Craig was and not watching while he was still on the air... He also LOVES America and values his citizenship but stays out of politics for the most part so can be enjoyed whether blue or red, which you can't find in late night these days.

    • @williamhenning4320
      @williamhenning4320 Před 4 lety +59

      And now, Colbert is the satire

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots Před 4 lety +21

      @Nacht Aktiv I agree nobody was as good as Stewart but don't forget Samantha Bee. She's still pretty good and tends to be overlooked.

  • @Jeremy-ql1or
    @Jeremy-ql1or Před 9 lety +160

    God bless Colbert for not mentioning the name of that twit who started that "Cancel Colbert" nonsense. That girl actually got her 15 minutes of fame based on having zero understanding of the concept of satire.

    • @EezySeven
      @EezySeven Před 9 lety +19

      Agreed, sometimes people just want attention. Even if it's bad attention.

    • @emmaverzele6034
      @emmaverzele6034 Před 9 lety +3

      True dat

    • @reerees8096
      @reerees8096 Před 7 lety +1

      Extreme Z7 She never wanted attention in the first place. She has supported her own people and has tried to stop racism, but her boyfriend showed her this.

    • @Czeckie
      @Czeckie Před 6 lety +5

      I dont think that doxxing, death threats and moving out to safety constitutes 15mins of fame but I guess that's just me.

  • @berryberry96
    @berryberry96 Před 9 lety +1197

    LOL "just like jesus"...
    i did NOT see that coming... colbert you are awesome

    • @everheartproductions5076
      @everheartproductions5076 Před 9 lety

      didnt understand this one, could you explain please?

    • @berryberry96
      @berryberry96 Před 9 lety +23

      Well, Jesus was pronounced dead on the cross. He was "dead" for 3 days, and on the 3rd day he was resurrected (he came back to life). The day he came back to life is known widely as Easter (:

    • @berryberry96
      @berryberry96 Před 9 lety +20

      Bruce Pandya Well that's what Easter is based on, and thats what Colbert was referring to in his report.
      as of Jesus.. im pretty sure he was a person who existed. Him being the Son of God... well thats up to you to believe or not

    • @knightheaven8992
      @knightheaven8992 Před 9 lety +1

      berryberry96 So where does rabbits laying eggs come in this story?

    • @berryberry96
      @berryberry96 Před 9 lety +2

      Knight Heaven i really wish i was an Easter day expert but sadly, im not ):

  • @Pringlebox
    @Pringlebox Před 3 lety +280

    Man the days with the daily show and Colbert report, we had no idea we how privileged we were

    • @noahhoover4008
      @noahhoover4008 Před 2 lety +5

      Only time I watched the news

    • @mc1993
      @mc1993 Před rokem +3

      Now they all did the hard pivot left. Sad times indeed.

    • @NarynbekGilman
      @NarynbekGilman Před rokem +1

      @@mc1993 why?

    • @mc1993
      @mc1993 Před rokem +2

      @@NarynbekGilman Why what? Why did they take such a disgusting hard left turn after ending their shows, or why is it sad times?

    • @NarynbekGilman
      @NarynbekGilman Před rokem

      @@mc1993 why is it sad times?

  • @tapiopelkonen2981
    @tapiopelkonen2981 Před 7 lety +808

    You come at the king, you best not miss.

  • @-Nine9-
    @-Nine9- Před 10 lety +298

    "People tell me I'm white and I believe them, because I just devoted six minutes to explaining how I'm not a racist... and that is about the whitest thing you can do." LMAO That was good

  • @jackwarren1687
    @jackwarren1687 Před 3 lety +98

    What stands out now is how he made a point to clearly denounce the online harassment of his own critic in no uncertain terms. The man has always had class.

  • @annielfc
    @annielfc Před rokem +12

    "We almost lost me! I'm never gonna take me for granted ever again."
    I miss these kinds of lines so much!

  • @mrwarped
    @mrwarped Před 3 lety +67

    "It was picked up by a small group of Americans who only get their information from Twitter.....the news media"
    Holy cow if this quote isn't still relevant today

  • @EngineeredTruth
    @EngineeredTruth Před 10 lety +659

    I'm Asian, shit is funny as hell. I like how he owned that Michelle Malkin girl so hard

    • @HaloWhores
      @HaloWhores Před 10 lety +36

      Haha! That's the spirit, it's a comedy show it's kinda ridiculous for ppl to take this stuff offensively .

    • @toomanybytes
      @toomanybytes Před 10 lety +6

      When, by the way, did over a billion oriental people become "Asian." What was that all about?

    • @sjrn24
      @sjrn24 Před 10 lety +7

      toomanybytes I don't understand what you're meaning

    • @Rentonboyo
      @Rentonboyo Před 10 lety +33

      I'm also Asian and I find Stephen Colbert hilarious. This was a great segment, and Michelle Malkin is, to quote the New Black Panther Party, a political prostitute.

    • @gandalfthegreatwhite4393
      @gandalfthegreatwhite4393 Před 9 lety +4

      Hey, *I'm Asian* too.
      *CaucASIAN.*
      *ツ*
      My ancestors came from the Caucasus Mountains:
      (That is where the term "CaucASIAN" came from.)
      The Caucuses are in Western Asia.
      So, _HEY, BRO!_
      PS: BTW, have you noticed how so many people say "Asian" when they mean (Far) "East Asian?"

  • @ZhangtheGreat
    @ZhangtheGreat Před 8 lety +109

    I love how he used this moment to trash everyone and everything who made this such a ridiculous story: Twitter for giving people the chance to assume the worst right away, the hashtag activist for rushing to conclusions before understanding the segment in context, the news media who jump on something like this to force us to think this is some big deal when it's not, etc.

    • @Czeckie
      @Czeckie Před 6 lety +1

      I think the original hashtag activist understood the context.

  • @kaymuldoon3575
    @kaymuldoon3575 Před 7 lety +64

    What's really ironic (and very sad) is that just a few weeks after this aired, it was announced that the show was ending at the end of the year as he was replacing Letterman on TLS.

  • @anthonyz9197
    @anthonyz9197 Před 3 lety +64

    This was one of my all-time favorite shows. I wish he never ended it and become a talk show host. Imagine how hilarious The Colbert Report would've been during Trump's presidency.

    • @taz8808
      @taz8808 Před 11 měsíci

      Solid gold

    • @lillagahnavich7700
      @lillagahnavich7700 Před 6 měsíci

      yeah instead he tapdanced for Phzyser, oh how the mighty have fallen

  • @SancLunatic
    @SancLunatic Před 8 lety +2294

    I'm Asian and I found this hilarious. Seriously how do people who get offended by jokes have friends?

    • @SancLunatic
      @SancLunatic Před 8 lety +3

      It's a joke.

    • @tacklebeast
      @tacklebeast Před 8 lety +88

      +SancLunatic +sinnerandprejudice I knew her in real life. I was born in China and came to the states, while she was either born here or came way before me. One time at lunch, I was laughing with my friends by playing with chopsticks, and she tried to "call me out" on it and telling me that's offensive.
      I AM LITERALLY A CHINESE CITIZEN, and this American Korean person is telling me something is offensive to Chinese people.

    • @ericw.1620
      @ericw.1620 Před 8 lety +1

      +SancLunatic probably mostly idiots "defending" the asian population while we're here just laughing at everything. Thanks guys!

    • @connorlance-queen4833
      @connorlance-queen4833 Před 8 lety +1

      +SancLunatic There are certain "Buzz Words" this days. People hear them and quickly react regardless of the context.

    • @sciencemile
      @sciencemile Před 8 lety +1

      +sinnerandprejudice Now she's getting a show on Syfy called "The Internet Ruined My Life"

  • @kutlesss429
    @kutlesss429 Před 8 lety +387

    Stephen and his crew of writers are incredibly talented. There is no filler. Every single line he says is satire. These folks are more punk than the punk movement.

    • @JohnDoe-lz8vw
      @JohnDoe-lz8vw Před 2 lety +6

      this did not age well at all

    • @civildissension
      @civildissension Před 2 lety +1

      @@JohnDoe-lz8vw I probably agree. But for the books, please elaborate!

    • @JohnDoe-lz8vw
      @JohnDoe-lz8vw Před 2 lety +1

      @@civildissension look up colbert vax dance. dude is a puppet for the establishment

    • @civildissension
      @civildissension Před 2 lety +1

      ​@@JohnDoe-lz8vwYeah. There's a lot to be said here. Things have definitely changed. Thanks for posting

    • @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811
      @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811 Před rokem +1

      @@civildissension crazy to see you around on the same account six years later.

  • @jbeach2323
    @jbeach2323 Před 3 lety +33

    Coming back to this years later, and seeing it with new eyes. He's such an excellent artist. His navigation of this is so graceful and full of play as well as good substantive rebuttal. He makes it look effortless.

  • @vegtablesalad2192
    @vegtablesalad2192 Před 2 lety +79

    Man I miss this show...being able to watch a man disarm absurdity with absurdity.. No one did it better in late night.

  • @redakdal
    @redakdal Před 10 lety +13

    also that " was cancelled for 3 days" joke was golden!!!!

  • @DOYLERULES69X
    @DOYLERULES69X Před 10 lety +38

    “It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." - Stephen Fry

  • @andrewgoh8130
    @andrewgoh8130 Před 3 lety +189

    I miss this version of Colbert. I don't know if it's the writing team or the network's unwillingness to take risks with their jokes but Colbert's current stint on the Late Show seems really bland by comparison

    • @rileygalvin2
      @rileygalvin2 Před 2 lety +20

      I think now that he’s on a big network now he can take less risks

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 Před 2 lety +27

      The Late Show has a much larger audience and decades of pedigree to live up to than The Colbert Report. Much like the two Jimmy shows, they have to pander to the lowest common denominator to an extent to keep the views up and the sponsors/Network happy.
      Sort of like how you can cruise around carefree in a cheap beater car, but you better take extra care if grandpa lends you the keys to his mint condition 57 Chevy.

    • @Warden033
      @Warden033 Před 2 lety +14

      It's a late show, not a late night satirical show. But this is missed for sure.

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki Před 2 lety +4

      @@rileygalvin2 He really needs to just do what he always did before without regard for cancellation threats. The worst that could happen is that he loses his Late Show gig and becomes even bigger online, but he's well-established enough and network TV is hemorrhaging money and talent to streaming and other nontraditional platforms to a sufficient degree that it's more likely the network would ultimately cave.

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki Před 2 lety

      @@mh2120 Network TV is more like a 57 Chevy with an empty gas tank after all the gas stations have been replaced by EV charging ports. A smart, bold, and courageous personality with an established brand which is independent of his carrier would recognize this and go out of his way to exceed their demanded restraints, with little regard for how it might affect his bottom line, especially someone who came into it with as much money as Colbert had to begin with.
      Letterman was a symbol of this when he established the Late Show-it was basically founded on it, considering the circumstances of his departure from NBC. I was and remain honestly shocked that Colbert's totally failed to live up to his example, because it should have been easy for the latter to build on it instead.

  • @Contra1828
    @Contra1828 Před 3 lety +58

    That moment when you accidentally predict the next decade

  • @sebbe44441
    @sebbe44441 Před 9 lety +94

    I didn't even know about the redskins foundation, and I knew in an instant that what Colbert did was pure satire. Seriously people, it's not that difficult...

  • @27STS
    @27STS Před 10 lety +191

    People these days just can't wait to be offended. They dismiss jokes, sense of humor, and satire for their own made up causes. This society needs to get a grip.

    • @imdetamilboy
      @imdetamilboy Před 10 lety

      Explain more on what exactly you mean by that?

    • @flateric8018
      @flateric8018 Před 10 lety +12

      Brown Cinephile People are selective to only what offends them. If every offensive joke or piece of humor was banned, there would literally be no humor left. You don't have a right to not be offended.

    • @Gurillafut
      @Gurillafut Před 10 lety +1

      Brown Cinephile You really just don't get it.
      "I was good with all the things stated until his "I don't see race" comment. "
      Your part of the problem.

    • @27STS
      @27STS Před 10 lety

      Cristian Ortega This is a reoccurring joke. Have you ever seen this show before? He's playing a character. It's not his real personality, that's why it's a joke.

    • @Gurillafut
      @Gurillafut Před 10 lety +1

      ceebee27sts I can see how I confused commentors like yourself. I completely understand and am a big fan of Colbert. I was quoting Brown Shitpile's comment from earlier.

  • @cheeseonyomama
    @cheeseonyomama Před 6 lety +6

    That Malkin burn was absolutely savage. Mic. Drop.

  • @dylanpham7233
    @dylanpham7233 Před 4 lety +81

    I prefer this Colbert over the one we have today.

    • @taylorh.3484
      @taylorh.3484 Před 4 lety +9

      Stix Xploits This Colbert is an actual character that Stephen portrays. The real Stephen can play him anytime he wants.

    • @sneakyvictorsneakyvictor7658
      @sneakyvictorsneakyvictor7658 Před 4 lety +2

      Go make America great again Kanye West wannabe 😂😂

    • @believer4002
      @believer4002 Před 3 lety

      Can someone explain what happened to this and why he is so different than he is in «the late show» now... I am pretty new to him

    • @Wigfield84
      @Wigfield84 Před 3 lety +11

      @@believer4002 He used to be on Comedy Central playing a satirical conservative version of himself. That character was a spin off of the right-wing pundit he played on The Daily Show (back with Jon Stewart). The show was great, but I don't think it would work now. His character was a crazy fun house mirror held up to the media and politicians, but now it's not even crazy ENOUGH for what's been happening. After a bunch of years, he got tired of the character and was getting ready to call it a day, and then he got the call to be the new host of The Late Show. He's just his own self on that show.

    • @believer4002
      @believer4002 Před 3 lety

      Wigfield84 thank you

  • @Venomine95
    @Venomine95 Před 8 lety +650

    When people get offended by a comedian, that should show you their level of intellect and maturity.

    • @doraaaa0613
      @doraaaa0613 Před 8 lety +1

      The internet in action, right here.

    • @PeytonSmith
      @PeytonSmith Před 8 lety

      EXACTLY

    • @Venomine95
      @Venomine95 Před 8 lety +3

      nageorgiou2 His support of her was satire in itself.

    • @nageorgiou2
      @nageorgiou2 Před 8 lety

      Venomine95 Really? I thought it was pretty genuine. If not genuine thats great.

    • @nh-a6713
      @nh-a6713 Před 8 lety +5

      +nageorgiou2 everything he says of this show is satire, he doesnt believe any of it

  • @ThrillaWhale
    @ThrillaWhale Před 9 lety +34

    The man puts satires in his satires. I can't even.

  • @reginaphalange2637
    @reginaphalange2637 Před 4 lety +244

    I feel like there's definitely at least one conservative out there that has yet to realize that the Colbert Report was a satire...

    • @swerx250
      @swerx250 Před 4 lety +32

      Colbert did a QnA with his audience on the late show. He said there was a study on the Colbert report between Rep and Dems.
      The question was "What political leaning do you truly believe Colbert has?" or something along those lines.
      Dems stated that they thought the Colbert report was a satire, and he is left leaning. Rep stated that they believed Colbert is conservative who pretends to be left after gaining the trust of the left during the Colbert report.
      Obviously they don't represent all Reps or Dems, but there are people who believe this is him being serious.

    • @ucimobile0468
      @ucimobile0468 Před 4 lety +14

      Regina Phalange Bill O’Reilly never knew when Stephen was trolling him

    • @reginaphalange2637
      @reginaphalange2637 Před 4 lety +5

      Deathlok The Demolisher he’s not too bright to begin with

    • @ekibirigeable
      @ekibirigeable Před 4 lety +1

      Way more than one

    • @ekibirigeable
      @ekibirigeable Před 4 lety

      @Blake Vehrs The best thing about it is the monologue

  • @erikmunoz55
    @erikmunoz55 Před 2 lety +6

    Colbert Report > Late Night with Stephen Colbert! Miss the old Stephen so much!

  • @NestlaysChaulkolateChips
    @NestlaysChaulkolateChips Před 9 lety +255

    I'm half Asian and I understood what his point was.
    He was attacking the racist foundation with satire.
    I love that this Suey girl is so full of herself that she doesn't even realize she's fighting herself.

  • @popfgrules
    @popfgrules Před 9 lety +160

    I am an asian-american and I did not find this offensive at all. This comment was supposed to be racist to show how stupid the name of the Redskins Organization was.
    I actually found it hilarious :D

    • @radmoonable
      @radmoonable Před 4 lety +7

      @Marilyn Newman omg, that's exactly the point. Redskins was very offensive and degrading term using to insult native Americans. Hence the charity being named that is racist.

    • @manuelb5466
      @manuelb5466 Před 4 lety +8

      @Marilyn Newman "You know that most Americans have Indian blood in them?" Yeah gonna need a source on that

    • @flingage
      @flingage Před měsícem

      ​@@manuelb5466
      Source: _"they made it up"_

  • @MrJonsonville5
    @MrJonsonville5 Před 5 lety +17

    We need this Colbert now more than ever. I don't know where Steven Colbert has been hiding the last few years, but some one should see if his twin brother Steven on Late Nite can find him and bring him and the Colbert Report back.

  • @cagedtigersteve
    @cagedtigersteve Před 4 lety +25

    I miss the old Colbert.

  • @MariaVosa
    @MariaVosa Před 10 lety +45

    I love this man and his writing staff so much!!
    More class and smarts in 3 seconds of airtime than 30 hours of "news" coverage.

  • @lmSheep
    @lmSheep Před 9 lety +227

    PLEASE, as an Asian Idgaf about what he said. Like it was really not a big deal pls

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 Před 9 lety +8

      are you sure?
      because suey park said it was so racist....
      like....how racism slavery and orientalism(i have no idea what the fuck orientalism even is....assuming that's a real word), all contribute to white supremacy....
      yeah i can see why you'd distance yourself from her....good choice!

    • @ProtoGhostal1701
      @ProtoGhostal1701 Před 9 lety +4

      sabin97 Are you acting, or are you genuinely stupid?

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 Před 9 lety +19

      The Volcano Worshpers Club
      do you consider it stupid to point out the stupidity of suey park?

    • @ProtoGhostal1701
      @ProtoGhostal1701 Před 9 lety +4

      sabin97 You are genuinely stupid. I'm sorry for doubting you.

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 Před 9 lety +13

      The Volcano Worshpers Club
      fair enough, but just out of curiosity
      what exactly makes you think i'm stupid?

  • @chrismarco17
    @chrismarco17 Před 7 lety +13

    1:22 I feel like John Oliver's Last Week Tonight bit about Bud Light during the FIFA episodes was inspired by that moment.

  • @TacomaPaul
    @TacomaPaul Před 8 lety +18

    I'm Welsh, and I find this offensive.
    Shit, I'm so pale that "white" is considered "a person of color".

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 Před 9 lety +108

    This is the second one of this guy's video's I've seen, and I love him already :D

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye Před 8 lety +1

      +Cybermat47 I'm honestly surprised that people exist who don't know about Stephen Colbert... His show was hilarious.

    • @frostythechimneysweep4144
      @frostythechimneysweep4144 Před 8 lety +3

      +Amy Well not everyone lives in the US - and its hard to look for someone on the net you don't even know exists (Y'know like Americans visavi the rest of the worlds anything)

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye Před 8 lety

      FrostytheChimneysweep Eh, I went into it with the assumption that "If it's been super popular in Japan, the UK, Argentina of all places, Peru, Germany,The Philippines, Vanuatu, Costa Rica, China, Taiwan, Thailand and France, then it's popular enough that most people tend to at least know of Colbert. (All countries I have visited.)

    • @frostythechimneysweep4144
      @frostythechimneysweep4144 Před 8 lety

      Amy
      That only leaves some 175 countries then :) You are a lot more well traveled than I am though and I really shouldn't have done the snide American comment. It's just a lot of US Americans seem to believe in people outside the US only theoretically.

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye Před 8 lety

      FrostytheChimneysweep That is a fair analysis of Americans though. The point is that given the media saturation in first and second world countries that I know of, I expect the random selection to be representative of the bigger trend. Could I be wrong? Fuck yeah man! But ultimately, given that saturation, it comes down to basic surprise when the notion that others are ignorant of colbert is brought up.

  • @bungus49
    @bungus49 Před 9 lety +1311

    I am offensive, and I find this Asian.

  • @mattschumacher4581
    @mattschumacher4581 Před 8 lety +15

    This is the problem with society. No one can take a joke. They always think everything is offensive even though they aren't offended by it. They just think that someone is going to be offended

    • @KristenNguyen009
      @KristenNguyen009 Před 8 lety +2

      +Matt Schumacher I would be offend too if i didnt know the context. you cant go around saying hurtful racial defamation and expect people to be happy about. You know what this is called? Harrassment and bullying disguise as shitty jokes. Same reason you can't go to work and tell Linda the receptionist she looks ugly and then say its her problem if she can't take a joke

    • @ryanfloch6054
      @ryanfloch6054 Před 8 lety

      +Kenny Roc *"Harrassment and bullying disguise as shitty jokes"* I lol'ed.

    • @mattschumacher4581
      @mattschumacher4581 Před 8 lety

      +Kenny Roc well maybe you should learn the fucking context. You call this "harassment and bullying in the form of jokes" when you don't even respect Colbert enough to research the context before you make the assumption that he's a racist. Especially when Colbert is known for playing a character who is racist and ignorant. And it's not a shitty joke it's fucking hilarious how he mocks the owner of the Redskins

    • @mattschumacher4581
      @mattschumacher4581 Před 8 lety

      +Kenny Roc and he wasn't making fun of Asians at all he was making fun of the Redskins so your Linda the receptionist analogy makes no sense cause Colbert didn't have the intent of offending the Asian people.

  • @Max_m
    @Max_m Před 3 měsíci +4

    I find it hilarious reading comments of people not realizing that this entire show was a character by Colbert & that talk show is his real self

  • @NoClue371
    @NoClue371 Před 10 lety +21

    "so in a sense, I was cancelled for 3 days, just like Jesus"
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A LEGEND

  • @WattyMcfly
    @WattyMcfly Před 10 lety +26

    Brilliant. Nothing is a better comeback then humor. Well done! #cancelmichelle

  • @dickcastle
    @dickcastle Před 7 lety +100

    i like the late show...
    but colbert report was genius

  • @sendtome157
    @sendtome157 Před 4 lety +4

    The fact that i'm watching this years after i watched it as a younger kid makes me finally understand the Jonathan swift joke. Satisfaction.

  • @marksmithwas12
    @marksmithwas12 Před 10 lety +67

    Oh sweet, Colbert Nation footage that's available in my country :)

    • @KyleTrojanMurphy
      @KyleTrojanMurphy Před 10 lety +6

      You must be Canadian too haha

    • @marksmithwas12
      @marksmithwas12 Před 10 lety +7

      Kyle Trojan Murphy Actually, I'm from England. Comedy Central keep blocking access to all and any of their footage from all websites online -.-

    • @XFX40
      @XFX40 Před 10 lety

      Tyerel Read Hmm wow Am in Malaysia it works fine Colbert and the dailyshow. Looks like ISP problem.

  • @pederbull
    @pederbull Před 9 lety +28

    Hmm, I wonder if the reason he specifically chose Swift is because people at the time didn't get the irony in A Modest Proposal - which is sort of what this clip is about. Clever :D

    • @Zeuts85
      @Zeuts85 Před 9 lety +1

      pederbull I laughed my ass off at that one. I would have thought the Colbert audience to be better educated. A shame...

  • @harrisonhatton
    @harrisonhatton Před 6 lety +51

    I thought "In Defence of Internment" was fake but my God it is real

  • @maximusaugustus6823
    @maximusaugustus6823 Před 3 lety +18

    Once Steve left Comedy Central he was no longer the true comedian, he is now an awkward silly man.

  • @MisterWileyOne
    @MisterWileyOne Před 10 lety +6

    I'm Asian and I approve this message! Colbert Nation Forever!

  • @ceescott8827
    @ceescott8827 Před 10 lety +13

    Stephen Colbert is simply brilliant!!!!

  • @meatwoodflac4526
    @meatwoodflac4526 Před 6 lety +13

    This show was fucking incredible, and it kept getting better as time went on

  • @thedogpound8813
    @thedogpound8813 Před 3 lety +12

    Ironic, since Malkin is railing against "cancel culture"

  • @KateMich12
    @KateMich12 Před 8 lety +15

    Cannot wait to have this guy back on my tv every night.

  • @LeahKarma99
    @LeahKarma99 Před 10 lety +21

    That last part with Jesus killed me XD

    • @Tober13
      @Tober13 Před 10 lety +4

      See ya in 3 days!

    • @Denied1213
      @Denied1213 Před 10 lety

      I don't particularly like Colbert but damn this skit got me laughing

  • @XprPrentice
    @XprPrentice Před 6 lety +7

    What a lovely time capsule to randomly visit today (laaaaate June 2018)...

  • @MrNick-og4qm
    @MrNick-og4qm Před 2 lety +6

    I miss you Colbert.... What did they do to you???

  • @drakeloki4214
    @drakeloki4214 Před 9 lety +17

    Ah I remember when I first heard about this. I thought the hole thing was funny and stupid. Especially when Anita Sarkeesian Said that Steven and his fans where "the virtual embodiment of patriarchy's crowd sourced police" Glad to see the two of them get over their differences.So she could in person take his manhood.

  • @tripleBworld
    @tripleBworld Před 9 lety +11

    This is my first time watching a Colbert segment, his straight faced comedy is simply genius i cant wait to see him replace Letterman!

  • @Dubanx
    @Dubanx Před 5 lety +3

    Who would think a means of communication limited to one-hundred and forty characters would create misunderstandings?
    LOL.

  • @sandcross69
    @sandcross69 Před 6 lety +2

    Thank you God so very much for Stephen Colbert

  • @aaron4820
    @aaron4820 Před 10 lety +41

    Don't lump us all as one because of the behavior of a few imbeciles, thanks.
    Sincerely,
    A member of the internet.

    • @mjSnap
      @mjSnap Před 10 lety +38

      Hmm, when did "the internet" start handing out memberships?

    • @Denied1213
      @Denied1213 Před 10 lety +10

      I became a member of the internet and all I got was this lousy youtube account

    • @reganisawesome123
      @reganisawesome123 Před 5 lety

      Denied1213 that sucks dude the shirt is soft as heck

  • @DallySkyeAnims
    @DallySkyeAnims Před 8 lety +21

    2:36 "WHAT?!"

    • @gamer8185
      @gamer8185 Před 8 lety +2

      +Dummy10000 Dave Chappelle's impression of Lil Jon

  • @katherinecampbell9792
    @katherinecampbell9792 Před 3 lety +18

    Sad fact is he was funnier as a faux conservative than anything he ever did with his late night show. RIP Colbert Report you will be dearly missed.

    • @Adriandz271
      @Adriandz271 Před 3 lety +6

      I disagree. I love what he is doing now. Both shows are differently awesome. So Fact is - your opinion is not a fact, its just your opinion.

    • @fenwayify
      @fenwayify Před 3 lety +1

      @@Adriandz271 It may be opinion, but I think the preponderance of evidence demonstrates that it is also a fact.

    • @lavenderlavender3952
      @lavenderlavender3952 Před 3 lety +2

      @@fenwayify that's not how opinions work. Something can't be an opinion and a fact. It's one or the other.

    • @HellaGust
      @HellaGust Před 3 lety

      ​@@lavenderlavender3952 Questionable. One can have an opinion which is factually true. Say, for instance that someone has an opinion which is absolutely true but they themselves don't know that - that would make it both 100% an opinion and 100% factual. Example: Galileo was of the *opinion* that the earth orbited the sun. He then proved it as a fact. But surely doing so did not make him change his at the time rather controversial opinion. He was still of the opinion that the earth orbited the sun. And it was a fact that it did so even before it was proven. Ergo it was simultaneously an opinion and a fact.
      "Opinion" and "fact" are not necessarily two different points on the same scale. They can be, but it's not a given.
      In this case we're talking about something being "funnier" than something else. Comedy isn't easily quantifiable, so anything regarding to it will essentially be opinion. It may be *popular* opinion, and it may be an easily defended opinion, but that's not the same as being a fact. However, that doesn't mean that the two are *always* mutually exclusive either.
      Language - it's complicated!

    • @fenwayify
      @fenwayify Před 3 lety +3

      @@lavenderlavender3952 I was trying to be diplomatic...and the Colbert Report sharp skewering has been sorely missed and was funnier (in my opinion)...

  • @haisaj8164
    @haisaj8164 Před 2 lety +52

    I’ve never watched colbert report but this was better than anything he’s done since he took over the late show

    • @Stormtrooper-oc4vn
      @Stormtrooper-oc4vn Před 2 lety +2

      Go watch the hunger games on late show it's fricken hilarious like the old stuff

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před rokem

      Not really.

  • @CecilTheDarkKnight234
    @CecilTheDarkKnight234 Před 10 lety +12

    I'm laughing so damn hard now..

  • @lf8198
    @lf8198 Před 7 lety +8

    This may be the most epic comedic monologue in history.

  • @andreasnoutschmidt9964
    @andreasnoutschmidt9964 Před rokem +3

    And here's Colbert now denying that there is such a thing as cancel culture

  • @carloschaves2437
    @carloschaves2437 Před 9 lety +816

    people honestly think they can change the world with hashtags?

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 Před 9 lety +76

      and tumblr....
      modern feminism is funny :)

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin Před 9 lety +67

      It's a step up from trying to change the world by praying really REALLY hard, don't you think?
      I'm more surprised that people seem to believe cancelling comedy shows they dislike would somehow change the world for the BETTER.

    • @TheAnthonysmith15
      @TheAnthonysmith15 Před 9 lety +45

      Vestin I wish they'd go back to praying really hard... you know, silently...

    • @outdoormirrorist3404
      @outdoormirrorist3404 Před 9 lety +10

      loose the tags, keep the hash...

    • @axzell2
      @axzell2 Před 9 lety +1

      Carlos Chaves #change :)

  • @NerdSyncProductions
    @NerdSyncProductions Před 10 lety +57

    Well done.

  • @hannesjakobsson765
    @hannesjakobsson765 Před 3 lety +2

    2:36
    Did anyone else catch that "WOW!"?

  • @theeternalnow6506
    @theeternalnow6506 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I miss Colbert and Stewart from this period. They were the greatest and the quickest.

  • @johngun7418
    @johngun7418 Před 8 lety +4

    Most amazing "fuck you" ever lol

  • @Xalgucennia
    @Xalgucennia Před 10 lety +179

    How many Asians here were actually offended by Colbert? Seriously?
    I certainly didn't care, if anything I kinda liked the fact that we got mentioned, nobody ever thinks of us whenever people talk about racism, at best we're an afterthought most of the time, which is why I think Colbert mentioned us to begin with,
    It kinda would have sounded a little too harsh if his fictional org was about a group that people were more sensitive about (I won't mention who, but I'm sure you can imagine who I'm talking about)

    • @huntergman8338
      @huntergman8338 Před 10 lety +7

      The thing is that the people who were offended were people who tries to steal an aspect of humanity. I call them parasites.

    • @johnnyfive222
      @johnnyfive222 Před 9 lety +14

      They were mostly white people who think everything is racist.

    • @FemmyHD
      @FemmyHD Před 9 lety

      Dude i actually really want to know who you're talking about it...

    • @Xalgucennia
      @Xalgucennia Před 9 lety

      Ron Kings I'd like to know who YOU'RE talking about

    • @FemmyHD
      @FemmyHD Před 9 lety

      "(I won't mention who, but I'm sure you can imagine who I'm talking about)" BITCH :3

  • @michaelsantiago1542
    @michaelsantiago1542 Před 3 lety +10

    Can we bring this back instead of the bullshit that he does now

  • @MkddDasher
    @MkddDasher Před 8 lety +57

    Colbert fucking rekt Malkin, holy shit

  • @jedinxf7
    @jedinxf7 Před 3 lety +4

    this was an absolutely flawless segment

  • @seanreed6652
    @seanreed6652 Před 8 lety +12

    It's funny how at 0:46 they showed Colbert's actual response to the tweet on the news...

    • @bobolob
      @bobolob Před 7 lety

      Good eye. Just shows how stupid they are.

    • @seanreed6652
      @seanreed6652 Před 7 lety

      bobolob Or just how much they don't care... more than likely both though.

  • @eggnog62
    @eggnog62 Před 8 lety +2

    So much FUN watching Stephen Colbert! When he doesn't make the news, he just stirs the pot! Love his humor!

  • @armenmadfouni9156
    @armenmadfouni9156 Před 4 lety +1

    Colbert is a true gentleman and a very clever family guy. I respect this man and watch him all the time. You're my favorite talk show host of all time. True humorist and very sharp minded person who knows exactly what is he doing. Very knowledgeable and kind person.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před 3 lety +4

    Every time the audience applauds he just takes a drink lol.

  • @nealallenallen7183
    @nealallenallen7183 Před 8 lety +5

    Steven Colbert is one my favorite shows

  • @dsp8363
    @dsp8363 Před 2 lety +6

    Oh how we miss this guy

  • @arvinbuenaagua5161
    @arvinbuenaagua5161 Před rokem +3

    This is the earliest use of "cancel" in a hashtag. And it's from conservatives. The same people on and on about cancel culture now.

  • @aquarianprince1984
    @aquarianprince1984 Před 10 lety +35

    He makes jokes about all races and religions. I do not take him seriously. This is pure entertainment for me. I love this show. He is a damned fool.

    • @FrozenUtopia
      @FrozenUtopia Před 10 lety +13

      He's not supposed to be taken seriously. The whole point of his show is to poke fun at conservative crackpots who do stupid things. Anyone who takes him seriously is brain-dead. You're alright. :)

    • @HaloWhores
      @HaloWhores Před 10 lety

      Yep

    • @tommyodonovan3883
      @tommyodonovan3883 Před 10 lety +1

      Maurice Westbrook not islame he doesn't or the way islame treats nonarabies and woman

  • @thesnootwoulddroop
    @thesnootwoulddroop Před 10 lety +5

    You cannot destroy Colbert, you can only make him stronger!

  • @starflame34
    @starflame34 Před 5 lety +1

    "It was picked up by a small group of Americans who get their information only from Twitter, the News Media."
    LMAO!

  • @willd6319
    @willd6319 Před 7 lety +6

    I needed to see this today. It's happening again.

  • @adriande1
    @adriande1 Před 2 lety +690

    Classic Colbert so much funnier than current Colbert

    • @davidmatthys481
      @davidmatthys481 Před 2 lety +23

      Msnbc bought him

    • @rocklee33221
      @rocklee33221 Před 2 lety +41

      @@davidmatthys481 and Comedy Central didn’t allow him to use this character either.

    • @cslcastillo
      @cslcastillo Před 2 lety +3

      yesss! ikr

    • @rick6582CNCMedicalParts
      @rick6582CNCMedicalParts Před 2 lety

      @@davidmatthys481 100% sheep 🐑..

    • @joleaneshmoleane8358
      @joleaneshmoleane8358 Před 2 lety +19

      @@davidmatthys481 yeah. He’s the worst now. Seriously the WORST!! He’s such a propagandist. Idk how he lives with himself.