Sebastian Maniscalco - Naps Growing Up (Aren't You Embarrassed?)
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- čas přidán 23. 04. 2020
- There was no naps growing up in my house...
About My Father, the new feature film starring Sebastian Maniscalco and Robert De Niro about Sebastian and his real-life Italian immigrant (and hairdresser) father Salvo, hits theaters on May 26th!
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Of course he didn’t take naps he’s been drinking coffee since 3rd grade!😂
"Dad, I want to take a nap."
"Tell your mom to give you an espresso and then go start a business."
@@josejoaquinbenitez6485 8years old, ,perfect age to pop their balloon of life's illusions sebastian your so real 🙃🙃🙃
The no naps thing is hilarious. My parents are both from Rome, I was born in Boston. Once I could walk on my own, naps were done. My dad still says it to this day in Italian : "If the sun is up, you're not sleeping. Go outside and do something."
Chode Mckenzie 😂 my parents were the same way. No such thing as staying inside playing video games/watching tv all day.
heck yah papa! i swear thats me with my kids!
never had a nap that I can remember. once I was old enough to walk there were no naps.
My mom took a daily nap & we joined her...
My parents are Lebanese & it was the same thing as a kid. No naps or lounging on the couch once the sun is up.
The cut away to the old man laughing is his actual dad. Even funnier they did this.
I love his Dad.
He’s frequently at his shows.
“Two houses down, *they* got a dog” 😂
I lost it at "ma, they don't serve coffee in the lunchroom..i'm in 3rd grade!" 😂😂😂😭😭😭
The way he said it too... **cawfee** lol
I was drinking Cafe con leche and dunking Maria Cookies with my grandmother when I was 3 and 4 years old. Lord I miss that woman. You didn't mess with abuela, but her love for you was palpable.
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I love you you are amazing
"you got to dip it in the cawfee" 😂
Opening words: "The world doesn't match my upbringing" BOOM! Just eliminated years of potential depression and self-deprevation with that brilliant observation.
Dad: "Hey! Go start a bizniss"
Sebastian: "Now?"
Me: Dead!!😂😂😂😂
While he was watching cartoons 😂😂😂😂
@@jackiemarieadams7764 i just cant
Kids today would straight up say no but he asked when. True warrior.
"He's sicilian, she's italian"
As an italian I laughed so so hard
Only ppl 1/2 Sicilian - 1/2 Italian understand how half and half of the SAME ethnicity makes sense! 😂
Kristina * I’m confused, how is it the same?
@@MaRyaYTOfficial Bc Sicily is part of Italy, it's an island off of the mainland, so sicilian ppl are Italians, and mainland Italian ppl are Italian, ofc. So they're not 2 different ethnicities.
@@Kristina_617 the languages are kinda different tho
@@pinheadlarry1977 That's not what I was asked, but yes, the dialects are different, same as northern Italy vs. southern - different dialects.
Hilarious. We had a family from Italy transfer to our school when I was in junior high. The kid’s mom packed him octopus salad, prosciutto, biscotti and coffee for his lunch.
it became somewhat darker with your comment, lmao
Lol, I was too dumb back then to trade my peanut butter sandwich for that feast.
AntBee that kid was eating bologna sandwiches with chips and chocolate milk by the end of week one.
@@neilyaremchuk6798 Oh god, what a terrible lunch. I'm glad when my daughter was younger, I gave her healthy lunches because the school lunch was horrible. Sorry about the bologna sandwiches you had to endure. I remember those days in school for myself. Yuck.
Mickey Rosa the early 80’s were carefree.
So funny. Italians never owned a dog growing up. They lived in their basements. Never went out for dinner. Wore dress shoes to school. I loved them all.
Love this guy~ Not enough true comedians left anymore!
“You come back here, and cut my lawn” 😂🤣
Yes! Best part.
That was my father. So accurate
DJ_Pineapples yah lol
Me:"wait, what!? 🤔🤣
AWW!! 😕
after he had to walk to the neighbor's house & pet their dog 😂😂😂
Sebastian's dad: Hey! Go start a business!
Sebastian: Now?!
😂
Aidar Iraliyev yeah we heard it...
quality comment
Not funny
CZcamsName I was literally going to reply your exact comment word for word. Weird
Man, eating Italian food for lunch everyday and coffee and biscotti for dessert sounds like Heaven to me.
His body language is top notch.
His lunch being heated up in the teachers lounge and he had to fill out a special form had my rolling😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂
I am 200 percent Italian and I can relate. I love his humor
His parents gave him real food. The school was alarmed.😂
Ok how could no one like this guy's humor? I die laughing every time I hear him and I'm a black man enjoying hearing about his Italian/Sicilian background. Keep them coming Sabastian
He’s funny af
who gives a shit if your black?
@@bandawhat33 obviously you do because you replied back 🙄. Go "F" yourself.
@@romanmcghee600 I replied because it's stupid that you mention your race. Who fuckin cares what race you are? Race has no relevance here. you're black yay! very good little boy. Do you want a cookie?
@@bandawhat33 I mentioned it because he's Italian and I'm black and I don't know their customs like I know mine. You seem to have a problem with my recognition of this. I don't know why. So you're saying that you know everything about a different culture out there? If you don't know would ask for help and if asked what's your background would you offer or not? Nevertheless, I'll talk some Grandma peanutbutter cookies, they're outstanding. Bye bye ma'am.
My family is Cuban and his life sounds exactly like mine. I was born and raised in Brooklyn. On my first day of kindergarten my mom made me breakfast of cafe con leche (espresso with hot milk) with toast. I was 5! Totally normal in my house!
Check out Steven He....he too has some funny growing up stories!
Your reply was fabulous. It made me laugh.
Australia.
holy moly LOL..
LOL
Cuba is the Italy of the Carribean
"The world today doesn't match my up bringing" Good lord can I identify with that. 👍
So will everyone as they get older. People been saying the same shit since the start of civilization
@Denis Zelen what does that mean
@@AgentFlea you're exactly right
@Denis Zelen dumbass
I understand exactly what he's saying. And my parents were not immigrants. Ifeel like a fish out of water.
"Go take a nap" was a punishment! We couldn't go outside and play?!
Yup. Nowadays the nap is the reward and "go play outside" is the punishment. We live in strange times.
Never wanted a nap...but now....? I need that nap!!! 😁
TRUTH! 70’S kid here.
timboslice I super regret all the naps I refused as a kid.
I can relate to this very well
0:17 - In case someone doesn't know - this is his actual father in the audience laughing.
I was thinking that
No its not
Oh it is!!!! Good eye!!
I was wondering why that older gentleman got some camera time 🤔👍🏼
@@dmoney141414 it is, I seen his dad
You gotta love the Italians. This guy reminds me of all the great Italian people I grew up with and still have as friends❤️
We try our best.
Generally.😂🇮🇹
Love your name!
One of a kind people, you want some honesty in your life. Find some Italian friends.
Mom they dont serve coffee in the lunch room, I'm in the 3rd grade. Well I'll pack you some coffee then. 🤣
The shot of Sebastian's father laughing hysterically at 0:20 at his son making of him was so awesome 😆
Yes, and you can see the resemblance. Even though that shot is quick, I've seen more of him in other shots of the two of them and he definitely looks like his dad.
How do you know thats his father?
@@dingusbro925 google Sebastian Maniscalco father... and next to him is his mom. And 2 seats away is Sebastian's wife.
@@dingusbro925 I saw Sebastian on a Night Line episode (on You Tube) and it shows him and his dad laughing together around 4:56. This is definitely the same man. : )
Bless you for the heads-up, had no idea....how sweet 💓
This is also my childhood. There was no sleeping in either. Once my dad was up, we all had to get up.
yes! once dad got up
we got up
My mom napped a couple hours throughout the day so we did get to nap
Did you go start a business lol
Lol does your dad not work?
@@jmoney9790 was this a question for me?
The coffee line gets me every time "COFFEE!! They don't serve coffee in the lunch room....I'm in 3rd grade."
"Well then I'll pack you some COFFEE"
Same. Watching this now made me realize I'd taken my parents and their sacrifices for granted for way too long. They're the best.
If Ben Stiller was Italian and lived in new Jersey:
Booch's Munchies hell yeah. Need to question Jerry stiller about traveling to Italy 🇮🇹
Ben Stiller is not a nice person. Worked with him on 2 movies. Nasty man!
@@finderskeepersco.8525 Yo that's sick which movies?
Finders Keepers Co. Something about mary??
Finders Keepers Co. like how?
“You, go start a business!” 🤣🤣🤣
I've watched this clip several times and it still makes me laugh. He doesn't even need to say anything funny; his mannerisms slay me.
Yes!! His body language 🤣😂
I'm 46 yrs old and raised by grandparents and there was NO NAPS.
ReeRee2016 don’t know what age has to do with anything but yes same here.
I’m Filipino and this got me crackin up 😂 I can relate to the school lunches. Also my American born friends thought our house chores were slave work.
Yo it's been a while since I laughed this hard. CZcams has some weird algorithms lol.
Go start a business!! Typical Italian dad!! Love it!!
I was raised by my Sicilian grandmother and she is everything his father is😂😂 they don't play man
German parents all the way
Did you start a business yet?
@@AJ-xm4xc had a business since I was 10. That's a late age to start too 😔😂😂
Lana Benvenuti Oh snap.
Squid Ink you made your point buddy holy fuck
There’s nobody funnier than this guy.
Growing up in an Italian family and on the east coast like Sebastian did I can relate to his upbringing! 🤣
I'M 46 AND I HAVE TO NAP IF I KNOW I'M BEING UP AND OUT PAST 10PM 🤦🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️😂
This is the comedian for the coming decade
Based?
No but i wish he was. Hes not as funny as he used to be. Bill burr and Louis ck still on top
@@0117ization kindly drop the link to 3 of your top sold out stand up acts. We like to support talent.
He didn’t make me laugh personally. There wasn’t a real punchline for me or whatever
I wish...we americans are too soft to relate to this guy..
omg I so relate to this.....S cookies!!!! Staple in our home!!
One of the funniest guys doing it.
One of the funniest comedians hands down
Jas B
If you have the chance see him live. I swear I laughed from the moment he entered to the time he ended.
Not one person left upset.
yeah, him and Jeselnik
Mihalis G I just looked him up. Laughing within 15 seconds.
Sabastian and gafagan
Hands up, down, sideways, or any other way!
*"The World Doesn't MATCH My Upbringing"*
Hahaha I ♡ It!
I missed so many bus stops listening to this guy’s Netflix specials
I’ve only been to a comedy club twice in my life and Sebastian was one of the comedians I went to see a few years ago at the “Improv” in Brea, CA. We bought his CD and waited in line after the show to take a picture with him. He was very gracious and is deserving of all his success.
“I’ll pack you some coffee then!” S 🍪 & ☕️
"Are you makin' any scratch?" LOL! I sure haven't heard that term in a long time. 😄😆🤣
😂😂it’s cause you old as fuck karlene
Dean 343 damn why you have to do Karlene like that xD
@@highgrade42o Awww. It's ok. I know that jagoff is just jealous. A great tune to listen to is "Step" by Vampire Weekend. Thanks for coming to my defense even though it's not necessary. I'm a tough "old broad". 😉🥰🌞💪
@@dean3438 I just couldn't resist replying. I'm not wanting to give you the attention from me that you're seeking. I just would like to give you a "heads up" about your sentence structure. You obviously are very uneducated and it may behoove you to learn English before you post any comments. Just sayin'. 😉
Karlene Stinson karlene I’m joking darling but if you weren’t old you’d probably know that.
It's hilarious to see Sebastian's father cracking up like that at 0:22 - LOL!
I love the "Okay, Dad. Relax!" part. :)
You makin any scratch?!😂😆🤣
"if the veal picatta spoils" and Stella Doro has me dying.
Viva Italia 😂💚
Love, from Cork Ireland 🇮🇪
I grew up in immigrant house. His stories bring me back 🤣 spot on
"That's okay, Justin. Take a nap..."
My upbringing in a Latino household was scarily similar to this lol. Started working when I was 13 and my dad didn’t take no for an answer. Kids these days are soft af.
Italians are Latin-based. Always have been, their culture derives from Latin.
So true!
Remember who raised these kids?
Latino culture originated in Ancient Rome.
Are they soft or did you just have shitty parents? lmao
Veal piccata for your school lunch, lmao
My Italian mom would bang pots and pans early in the morning while everyone sleeping, that was a sign to get to work
Omg same here!
Same for me, or she would find another way to create noise like vacuum my bedroom or wash dishes loudly with the radio turned to the maximum volume
I thought I was the only one with this experience. It was almost like she was pissed off that she was doing something productive and others were sleeping at 6am
Not Italian. Asian. Mine is heavy cabinet door shutting for coffee cups. Idk how one door gets shut numerous times from different areas.
See humanity is connected, by passive aggressive bullshit
Italians take care of their family's right!
The S cookies!!! I'm dying!! My parents were immigrants from Chile. My mom also packed my lunch with S cookies! All I wanted was to have a normal lunch with Ring Dings!🤣
I’m Hungarian and in grade 8 I woke up at 4:30am went and trained for swimming club till about 7am went to school at 8am and then after school and then went and worked an 8 hour job for 32 hours a week where my lazy useless friends would mooch off my paycheck....
I take naps now.... I fucking earned that shit!!
Same... Hungarian, piano, ballet, Hungarian school, chores, work and expected to get good grades. I sleep all the time toooo
Peter Lloyd between 5-6 no lie
AttilatheThrilla I AM HUNGARIAN TOO AND THEY DO NOT FUCK AROUND
They do not!
I bet you have better appreciation about money and saving it. I wonder what do you do for a living?
That's my dad exactly. Always, why ain't you working. Cause paps it's Sunday. Then he's like, your lazy.
Dad I got a scholarship and into a prestigious business program, top university. Dad: So what anyone can do it, go to work.
"I'll pack you some CAWFEE" Lmfao.
0:45 I love how he immediately grabbed a shovel to build an establishment right there 😆
Him discribing his Italien lunch just made my day 😂😂
"Put me on the funeral circuit "..
Dark Star what’s wrong with me...do i need to be italian to relate...that’s the part i find funny...not the jokes per se...feel left out...lol...🇨🇦🇨🇦
I don’t know Sebastian’s parents, but I have the utmost respect for them.
OMG! The Italian, Sicilian thing was the same at my house. My Dad was Sicilian and my Mother was Italian. My Dad always said the same thing. Your Sicilian!!! LOL!
Always loving this guy. When all this covid shit is over i am gonna go see him live.
Go hes AMAZING!
Saw him in Canada. 👍
Black Wolf. I will get front row seats. His expressions are so good.
I had tickets to see him at the end of March ☹. Hopefully it still happens
Same!!
Seeing him live would be a dream come true 😁
It`s true, when you could hold a snow shovel and push a lawn mower your childhood was over.
“Ma they don’t serve coffee in the lunch room, I’m in third grade.” 😂🤣😂😭 I’m dead.
"I'm in third grade" lol
Get a coffee :)
My daily dose of normalcy. Thank you, Sebastian!!!
Growing up Italian right? Hahaha this is sooo 👍 ✔️ true
That school lunch thing is literally my childhood existence 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is just so-Real, extremely accurate, and Funny as hell. Sebastian Maniscalco providing the Laughs to keep me going during NYC Lockdown. Watching lots of Maniscalco. Stay Safe everyone.
Facts
Hello Michael. I'm in NYC too. Stay safe.
And to think we’ve been locked down on bullshit. Cuomo going to prison for what he did with the nursing homes. Disgrace
Do you want to know why it was that so many people in places like NYC actually got sick? It wasn't because of a bacterial boogeyman and no I'm not talking about 5G there's a much better non-biological explanation
You were so lucky to have a delicious lunch like that...working funerals.
Same here. No naps in our household growing up with Romanian immigrants as parents...lol everything he says is so on point with southern European and eastern European families 😄
I’m Irish but can relate to this a LOT, cuz I was adopted at birth into an Italian family, with my dad being a first gen American! Sláinte 🍻 Sebastian Maniscalco, Sláinte! 🍻🇮🇪🇮🇪🍻🇮🇪🇮🇪
I was lucky enough to see him at a very small venue, The Gotham Comedy Club, in NYC. I laughed so hard for the two hours he performed, my face actually hurt. Afterwards, he took pics outside with the audience. Awesome memory.
I originate in Cork Ireland! You?
The Gotham CC is not a small club 🤡
His mother packed him veal piccata for lunch; mine packed chicken paprikash. This brought me to tears... :)
"Stay up your ass" is an expression for parents paying attention. With a father in the home. Some mistakes, but caring. It makes a difference.
I'm not Italian but i relate to this 🤣🤣🤣
My husband is Italian and this is his Dad to a tee. Lol!!
Lol same
Don't need to be Italian to relate at all... If you had parents or one parent that's an emigrate like I do it's so totally relatable... Especially the eating & work ethics
@@jcbulldog533 nah just old school white people for me.
@@Balaban78 Yeah, That's what we were also
The fastest 4min during quarantine. Thank you
I think this goes for most of the immigrant families. Since I was 8 years old, they thaught me how to cook my own egg, do the laundry, the dishes, wapping the floor etc. Now 25, student and paying my own bills en expences and still blessed for the work ethic I got from my parents
My Russian grandma would pack me sweet tea with aladiy, a fried cheese curds thing with jam on top.
I got picked on...😔
I think it sounds good but I know how kids can be.
Fuck those guys you should b proud
they had junk for lunch, you had home made gourmet food full of love
Comrade, if my babushka saw this, she would sympathize with you by making cheburek and kompot, and packing it in your lunch
Dog? Two houses down lmao I can relate to that. Only italians.
I grew up in LI, NY in the 80's. This brings back my childhood.
Same....100% accurate...
me too!
And his distinct Chicago voice brings smile to me, and parents didn’t play around with kids
Lolol same here...carle place, the whole town was almost Italian/ sicilian. Everything Sebastian talks about brings back so many memories, from the masking tape for figs, to the Italian horn on your rear view mirror lol
If this were the 90s he’d have a hit sitcom for sure
"Anyone want 'S' cookies?" - dying haha.
The Stella d’oro S cookies staples in my Italian upbringing! Nearly died laughing when I heard that!
Gracie R. Millenials have no clue about Stella doro
My Mom was Mexican & she always had those along with cake,or a coffee cake for Company..I remember as a kid those Stella Doro's were hard as a rock, obviously made to dip in coffee (Which I hated) & still do to this day & I'm in my late 50's. Love Sebastian he's amazing in Concert..Seen him last May
Mine too, and I'm not even Italian!
Same, if my grandpap didn’t have real biscotti he always had the Stella d’oro!
It's like watching a comedy ballet.
Arioch IV
I think Sebastian is a highly trained dancer, IIRC. He does add significant physical aspects to his comedy... that's the first thing I noticed.
I love the "I'm gonna go take a nap!" part.🤣 💀
"Todays world doesn't match my up bring", AGREED. I feel I'm in a circus and I don't belong.
1:43 lmao that was a personal attack😂😂
Lol, this guys always hysterical!!!
Erwin Rommel Ok boomer.
That profile picture probably gets u tons of pussy brooooo
His face after he says “i had real silverware” makes me think that story is real
I grew up Italian American and they packed real silverware in my lunch bags... 😅
So hilarious! All of America need for parents to give their kids good honest work.
I just love his personality. ❤️
Yeah right.....You like looking at his butt 😂
I didn't realize Sebastian's Father was in the audience. ------------Love this guy !! -------------------WolfSky9, 73 y/o
Iris E 0:22
His mother and father often attend his shows.
“You making any scratch?!” Dude, that gets me every time
"THE WORLD DOESN'T MATCH MY UPBRINGING."
I am British and live in Taormina Sicily, I found Sebastian about 8 months ago and was gutted when I realised he was in Taormina at one of the hotels I take care of and I missed him. I am not the type to fan out but him I would have hugged hard, he would probably have to call security, he makes me howl and trust me most of the Sicilians I know are this funny, its in their DNA... come back the wines on me when you get here x x
Nadia Flores Sebbie does NOT like hugs.
@@rareavisfugit well he will be getting the life hugged out of him if I ever bump into him, he deserves a huge hug for the amount of time he has made me laugh x
@c r We are! There is no one who can't crack me up in my family.
I love this guy and everything about him is too funny I am half Italian half polish he makes me laugh every time I hear him and he is so dreamy to look at
How’d you end up in Sicily as a British?