The definitive snack tier list
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a broken bottom pringle is more the fault of your city's infratructure department for bad roads so they crack during transport than a strucutral issue. if you pick your pringles up at the factory and handle them with respect your pringles will show that respect back and be all intact
This is simply an incredible comment; thank you for this
Someone could run for city council elections with this issue and win
In Michigan, we sell Pringles in the baking aisle with the breadcrumbs
yes
Bad roads are a result of overuse from cars because of the inadequacy of alternative transport methods like rail and cycling
The nearest snack to me when I am hungry is an automatic S-tier.
Also S-tier when not hungry
Black licorice
So true
Yeah but the first time you check for snacks it's a C-tier. The S-tier doesn't apply until the third or forth check
Spoken like a true stoner
He claims to like salty snacks. False. He likes cheesy snacks. Any snack that is just salt he calls “plain” or “flavorless”.
all cheese snacks are salty
@@SmashAdams but not all salty things are cheesy, which is his point
you say this when he put ritz in the s tier
@@samwyatt8338 cheese it, goldfish, cheddar Sun chips, hot Doritos, Cheetos, hot Cheetos, cheddar popcorn, cheddar Chex mix, cheddar ruffles, Doritos. 10 of top 15 are explicitly cheesy. Honey mustard pretzels, ranch Doritos, bbq lays are 3 others. Ritz and Stacey’s, are the only predominantly salty flavor profiles in the top 15, and putting Stacey’s anywhere above D tier is a terrible take to begin with.
I think it’s fair to say his preference is for cheesy, not salty. Ruffles, lays, original Sun chips, original pretzels, pringles, bugles, Fritos, Tostitos… all deliciously salty, getting insufficient love.
@@baseballgenius3 To be fair, multiple times he said that he liked most of the "salty" snacks quite a bit and only placed them lower because he personally would choose the other flavor of them every time
Corn nuts were my client and we only export Corn Nuts that test at a 7 on the Frennel hardness scale or higher
I literally can't tell if this is real or a joke and I love it.
Prison currency food & post snack clarity are both such great expressions lmao
An almost 2 hour long tier list video about snacks on Christmas Eve. Oh NL, you shouldn't have. My gourd is filled with hot chocolate and pogs
Also, NL makes unironically the best tier lists. They are really enjoyable, brings good anecdotes, and always places stuff in the correct tier (for example Athame in TBOI tierlist)
Edit: nvm I hate it, actually malding
eggpog
@@Its_Mattie "NL makes the best tier list" "nvm I hate it"
LOL the duality of man haha. that's me on other tier lists but i actually agree fully on this one
If at least one form of Sun Chips isn't at the S Tier, I'm going to become the Joker
Edit: Gotham's safe boys
Cheddar Sun Chips is SSS++ tier
Arguing Salsa Sun Chips are the superior flavor.
Cheddar Cheese is close, but Salsa is so good.
I'm a cheddar cheese man, you are a Salsa Sun chips man, I respect the choice
@@VVheeli Salsa flavor is god
Sun Chips are fucking bomb. Sometimes I'm a french onion guy but usually those cheddar are in high demand
As many good takes as hair follicles.
“Yeah I’ll have a 32oz ribeye.
“Anything to drink sir?”
“Yeah a big ol’ glass of welches grape juice”
“Are you insane!?”
Dude NL needs to do his own standup comedy.
LMAOOO
Nl: posts a 2 hour snack tier list on Christmas eve
Me: Yeah.. I’ve got some time to disagree
🤣
"Null Dorito" is the best 2 word phrase I have ever heard
Two hour long nl video, time to kick my feet up and snack on some good raisins while i watch my favorite streamer :)
Edit: :(
Cereal
:(
NL just bodying raisins for like half an hour is incredible content
Shame we can't get dried black currants in the states.
He's right, although I would go even harder. Oatmeal raisins cookies are strictly worse than Oatmeal. Anything with in it raisins is worse
@@Ghi102Enormous L take 😂
@@Ghi102 you should be studied in a lab if you actually believe this
Post snack clarity needs to enter our vernacular.
"what happened to the grape juice?"
glad to hear NL asking the REAL questions here! I usually find them hid in the markets, but not sure how "natural" they are... still taste good, just very sweet
Much too sweet.
Yup, they just put too much sugar on it.
NL saying raisins are fake fruit products when they are just dried grapes is killing me
Mfer said he didn't even know what they were but gives prunes a free pass
I have to say, NL’s take on beef jerky was probably word-for-word what I’d say. I had the smallest phase when I was eating protein to get my macros and thought beef jerky would be the perfect snack to fill the crave void and man that weighs on the wallet real fast. I did even the smallest amount of number crunching on protein per dollar and just realized… yeah… it’s not worth it. Just scoop the whey and be done with it. That and my sodium intake was indeed hurting. That said it’s still damn tasty…
What about the fucking taste of meat? I hate all the protein fake flavors, fuck that
@@geckogeico2212 I definitely don’t think you can substitute whey for real food. It’s just for that bit of top-off. When I was eating for macros I’d just use it to supplement my protein intake throughout the day without going crazy off the charts with sodium or fat or something. Even as a big meat eater I feel like I can’t justify jerky as go-to snack. If it were cheaper and lower sodium I’d probably straight up just be addicted though.
@@aitan6593 If you want to go true big brain, buy an air dryer (the kind that people use to dry mushrooms) and dry your own jerky!
for months now I argue with myself if I should give some amazon-jerky or biltong(?) a go... Jack link's jerky is 5€ where I live - the Amazon alternatives are 32€+ for 1kg...
You make make pork jerky pretty easily I'll make 4-5 pounds at a time and the pork loin is always under 2.50 a pound at Costco
You’re telling me this man likes Sun Chips but not Welch’s Fuit Gummy????!?!?!?!? grandpas off his fucking rocker and its only been 30 minutes.
NL literally threw triscuits (or wheat thins don’t remember but point still stands) in the trash when he told that kid to go get em yet they arent trash can tier, unbelievable.
they actually aren't that bad, I thought I would hate them but I was pleasantly surprised
Where I'm at the raisins are located in the baking aisle not the snack aisle. Gotta say I've not truly eaten a "snack" raisin since grade school
Cosmic brownies in middle school is probably why I love weird textured foods now
The Flamin’ Hot Cheetos being A tier only because the existence of Takis is probably the most spot on take of all time.
I find flamin hot way more enjoyable. Takis just taste like a shit load of salt to me, I can only eat like 5 before my tongue feels like it's gonna kill itself.
Cheetos were S tier.
Then Dinamitas became S tier, dropping cheetoes to A.
Then Takis came around and immediately took S tier. It also completed ruined Dinamitas for me and dropped them to B tier, so cheetos stayed in A.
@@sscswimmer1 true, takis taste like acid
@@bigzigtv706 i know its so good
@@jordanwardan7588 sadly true
NL: I don't really like snacks that use their shape as a selling point
Also NL: Goldfish are S-Tier
He's right on both counts
Gardettos are the best snack. They’re basically Chex mix, made by the same company that makes Chex mix, but not shitty like Chex mix. Other S-tier snacks are those welsh’s fruit snacks and Snyder’s buffalo pretzel chunks.
F tier snacks are cheese combos, snyders onion pretzel chunks, and plain saltines.
I mean, Chex Mix is pretty solid in its own right, but yeah Gardetto's are even better.
I think the rest of your opinions are pretty much exactly incorrect
I used to hate on combos. Then had recently the cheese *pretzel* combos and was definitely impressed. Back in a tier for me.
My guilty pleasure snack is a bag of the "only rye chips" Gardettos. So damn good.
To summarize, NL likes cheese and hates chocolate, peanut butter, and fruit.
But somehow inexplicably thinks cheez it's and goldfish are better than cheetohs
Human adult is addicted to cow milk what a surprise.
@@nugsnothugs because they have a hint of cheese, meanwhile Cheetos are a bombardment of fake cheese flavor
@@JohnJohnson-rf9xc so true, though I think the puffy cheetos definitely have the more fake flavor than the crunchy ones
NL is completely correct about raisins, absolute trash tier dried fruit. Like if you're gonna go through the trouble of eating tiny bits of dry sugar in a cardboard box you may as well just pick up some Nerds candy honestly
Those apple seeds tho....
sorry ma i can't make it to the family christmas dinner tomorrow, i gotta stay up to watch a 2 hour snack tier list, you understand
We don’t even have 90% of those in Russia anyway…
Still going to watch the whole thing
Just so you know, as an American, he's mostly wrong.
Candy tier list next, the hate engagement is working NL
Whomever gaslit this poor man into chex mix being the same as munchies deserves the full force of the law
I respect little debby as low tier, but the nutty bars actually transcend their companion snacks and are a firm a tier for me
Nutty bars are actually just pieces of cardboard lathered in chocolate.
@@leeworley6727 which is not trash
Nutty bars are goated for sure.
Nutty bars are so damn good.
They're by far my favorite Little Debbie snacks
How did I just watch this guy talk about snacks for 2 hours and be totally entertained. This is talent.
"The definitive snack list"
10 minutes in NL still trying to figure out what even is chex mix
I don't really like the sugary good snacks, but damn do i got a weakness foe honeybuns. They're so good.
Honeybuns don't get the respectt they deserve
Nutty bars are good in the fridge bro
I love how the "family size" is actually "single size" in the real world
Chex Mix is absolutely insane. They are absolutely incredible. especially the cheese one.
Hearing the Canadian names of things is hilarious
NL sleeping on flavor blasted goldfish. It’s basically strictly better cheddar goldfish.
thank you, it was the greatest disappointment of my day when he got to the flavor blasted and had never tried them (maybe in competition with him never having had chex mix)
NL: "I'm not trying to say this is the best tier list..."
*looks at title of the video*
Nutty bars done dirty here
I don't know what Little Debbie ever did to NL aside from providing an affordable tasty alternative to Hostess's price gouging, but I hope she never does it again.
Agreed. I know he prefaced this with saying he wasn't a fan of sweet snacks, but the dislike of little Debbie is intense.
@@JmonVids Waxy fake chocolate and cremes made completely of whipped palm oils I'm guessing.
Also the fake chocolate is probably also Palm oil with fake cocoa.
@@jbreitz87 Ok? Still tastes good.
I can eat an entire box of nutty bars.
@@JmonVids To be fair I even like those cosmic brownies and he 100% described them accurately, they're like sweaty fake brownies and the sprinkles are like the candy part of m&ms with less flavor, for me I'd eat one pack and be done for the week but I do like them lol
Tier lists are the pinnacle of this channel. They're literally GOAT.
A wise man once said, "Sunchips are too sharp and they make me shit!"
Youre 100% right on the ritz. They're very simple and yet you blink and suddenly you ate the whole sleeve
They did the tier list dirty not including Ms. Vickie's on it IMO.
I do believe this is the Christmas gift I didn't know I asked for? Pogged content as always NL.
Love the Ryan improv. Merry Christmas!
thanks egg this is the most fitting holiday gift 2 hour video ranking snacks.
What a great way to spend Christmas Eve. Thank you Egg
Wait a minute, this man thinks the war is Cool Ranch or Sweet Chili Lime? He's out of touch! Crazy!
Just when I think I’m out of the tier list hole he pulls me right back in
Buy me, cheese me, squeeze me, eat me.
Man hates raisins with a flaming passion lol
The fact that ma boy has never had Bold Party Blend Chex Mix is just mind blowing to me!
i've never had a cheese snack that's tasted like cheese to me. they taste like salt and some sort of spices, but not cheese
Putting Wheat Thins above Triscuits is in the DSM-5 as a symptom of psychosis
Everyone sleeps on nacho doritos because they prefer one of the others, but they still sweep most other snacks
yes my favorite type of videos
*listening to his ritz take*
ok yeah, ritz is pretty good ngl
*sees him puts it in S*
*spits out beverage*
This is the greatest Christmas gift. Thankyou
Okay, so like- I just gotta say it. The lambo-accord anecdote got me a little fired up there...
I ate corn nuts as a kid. I still like them as a 32 year old. The ranch flavored ones slap.
I hope you're enjoying your dentures!
I do like them, but can't abide the hardness any longer.
They taste awesome but NL is right about the texture. Way too hard. They need just a bit more puffing.
I’ve always been partial to old Dutch all dressed chips cause that chip on the bag is fly as hell
I know that you might not see this, and even so might not read this. But I need you to know that your snack opinions genuinely lined up with mine so well and your love of miss vickies sea salt and malt vinegar chips made me THRILLED. These chips have been a staple in my life for 10 years and every time I allow one of these curiously crunchy yet delectably refreshing salty and vinegary fried potato slices to enter my mouth I let out a scream of triumph and feel as though I could topple the world. Thanks for validating me egg
Let's go, these tier lists are maximum pog
I have never vibed with a tier list more, we literally have the same tastes (minus chex mix)
Gonna need an NL tier list, tier list
This one is 'trash can'
I thought chex mix was one of the most common non chip snack so when he said hes never heard of them blew me away. Not in a mean i hate way but more of a “wow thought they were worldwide now im thinking they are way smaller”
NL could do a tier list on anything and I'd tune in pogged out of my gourd.
turn on tune in pog out
“Rejects from the corn pop factory” 🤣🤣
As soon as you put fritos in a tier below A, I just couldn't watch anymore lol :)
Candy is a really special food. All candies are composed of sugar that has been crystalized in a very precise way. Candy creation is extremely difficult, requiring exceptional temperature control. The difference of 1 degree is the difference between a hard caramel candy and the center of a payday bar
I danced for six hours without stopping tonight and this is the greatest reward
Nl talking about hickory sticks drownability was a weird turn that I appreciated
Anybody else think most flavored Pringles seem kinda old/stale these days? They're not full-on stale, but the texture and flavor isn't as good. Every once in a while, you get some that are super fresh and you can really tell the difference. Seems like original are generally fresher.
Someone needs to let him know that Rold Gold Cheddar pretzels exist and are easily S tier
The second tier list arc starts NOW
NL should do a stream with a grocery store manager and get some hard data
NL: I’m not saying this is a definite list
Title: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
Christmas came a day early this year. Lets goooo
Likes salty snacks.... Never heard of chex mix... Oh boy I'm gonna go ahead and buckle up
Flavor blasted goldfish slap so much harder than normal ones. I will never go back to regular if I have the choice, so be careful if you decide to try them.
You could not be more wrong about Nutty Bars. The wafer has PEANUT BUTTER in between the layers. It's creamy and airy and chocolatey with the peanut butter undertone? S tier EZ. Agree with all the other lil debbie takes
chex mix is goated. i haven't had it in soooooo long. buying some next time im at the store
a couple of times throughout this ive gotten distracted with my phone or something and come back and the egg is still talking shit about tostitos
He's done it again
"Are you on drugs?" was the best fucking question someone in chat could ask.
NL completely correct about cosmic brownie to 45% going in the trash
i honestly wish i could cook for nl sometimes and show him authentic mexican food
I went to the break room and got a Swiss roll today, I have awoken to the facts spoken here today.
"I think scopes are the worse"
Many people are saying this
Christmas came early, baby. My POGs and +2s are ready.
Pogged listening for morning walks, fellas
Corn nuts absolutely belong in the trash can. I bought them to try them, never again. It was like eating a bag of salted rocks.
NorthernLion seems like the kinda guy who would love Bedder Chedders.
Sadly, it's an ancient snack that won't be around much longer.
In Michigan and I've never seen ruffles all-dressed in the grocery store before
This could not have been less objectively made hahaha
@54:50 this is 100% true hahaha, especially at the vending machine.
7:14 The stuff is so goated people make their own mixes