creepy dating app voice notes

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hinge cringe has me at my wits end
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Edited by Cal:
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#italianbach #funny #review #commentary

[@ItalianBach]

Hi guys, just Cal mind controlling Bach here x
Direct any especially funny/cringe dating app voice notes or profiles to [e-mail] x
Include your instagram handle in the subject line for easy organising and any context if needed, as well as of course attaching screenshots/screen recordings
Bach won’t be subject to the horrors of this emails inbox so please go easy on little old me 🧍‍♂️
Love, Cal 🫶

[@Kiaya-hi5fm]

Cal ur an icon

[@ritac9332]

love u cal

[@keisha7412]

You’re the best Cal

[@conehead.skz.]

Thanks Cal 😼

[@jessicacurry935]

GOAT intro Cal!!

[@mccoubster]

jail for kyle.

[@chao5702]

Life without parole

[@MooseMedley]

Execution by brazen bull

[@jadopotato1411]

Banished from the mortal plane for eternity

[@sophiewellman920]

Throw Kyle away

[@whoisjascha]

1:22 “DAaHAdYY, pAAhPYy” PLS MAKE IT STOPP

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

😭😭😭

[@tay2922]

IM PHYSICALLY RECOILING

[@damneleni]

“happy birthday Nono” we all say in unison

[@neussd8752]

happy birthday Nono!

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

Happy birthday nono

[@OllieMawLe]

Happy birthday Nono

[@maiaisurfav]

happy birthday nono

[@scarheadslover]

ive spotted a johnnie in the wild

[@king_tutankhamun]

that kronk impression was spot on though, we gotta give him that

[@error_phobianotfound]

Yeah it was really weird to hear how good it was

[@Eisoj8]

“Thank you for this wonderful upload bach” we all say in unison ❤

[@harryhawkins0]

Yes thank you mr Bach

[@lil_anxiety1082]

Thank you sir bach

[@t4t3rt0t6]

Thank you mr Bach

[@olivia.67928]

Thank you master Bach

[@nici322]

thank you sir daddy bach

[@kristym7149]

I love how Bach seems to think Hinge gives you prompts that YOU HAVE to fulfill. Like everyone who has a voice prompt was forced to do it when in reality you can choose whatever prompt you want.

[@ItalianBach]

that’s so much worse 😔

[@ItalianBach]

that’s so much worse 😔

[@Jakethedawgfinnthehuman]

@@ItalianBachdouble trouble 😈

[@madi-wf8us]

“hey my little queefling” We all say in unison

[@Anthology_of_Holly]

The best thing about the hinge voice notes is that they are 100% optional. All of these men CHOSE to put these to their profile because they thought it really added something

[@NathanChiochios]

ok man some of them were funny and did add something

[@yeahoksure1406]

Oh my god I’ve never actually felt cringe at all until that first guy popped up with his nicknames. There is NO WAY. He recorded that unironically and thought “hm yeah, this will be a hit!”

[@alex222fly]

"We missed you Mr. Bach" we say in unison singsong like‼️

[@damneleni]

bach your intros never seize to amaze me

[@Greatm8]

Cease

[@robloxperson8579]

@@Greatm8reminds me of the “seize and deceased” letter by the owner of that one company to a normal tiktoker

[@bleukettu4521]

I once jokingly had a conversation with a guy I was dating about how we didn't have any "pet" names for each other and he said, unironically, that I could call him Daddy and I never spoke to him again.

[@user-sr4ni2xj6n]

Max frankly slayed with the little mermaid song

[@chayafranklin481]

6:33 - r we not gonna talk abt how good that was?

[@emstink]

He's been practicing in front of the mirror when everyone else goes out 😭

[@zoearsenault902]

The Nintendo dogs intro isn't what I thought I needed today
Also shout out to the editor for calling out Bach for not realizing how spot on that emperor's new grooves impression was 😂

[@myLizardisgreat]

Well it’s no wonder Gabriel is scared to make a doctors appointment. Whenever you call, the receptionist immediately tells you to fck off

[@magzm8542]

11:25 pretty sure he said he owns two swords, not went to Madame Tussaud’s lmao

[@ItalianBach]

I don’t know what’s worse

[@nilomason9817]

Please date me Bach we all chant in unison

[@mmsspagetti6935]

But why does Bach actually do really good impressions? 😭

[@feyia]

the intro brought back so much nostalgia, so creative

[@kaipoo-nu5bh]

ive spent the past 80 hours of my life studying your facial structure, brother

[@kaipoo-nu5bh]

You Surpass Expectation

[@ItalianBach]

Doctors hate me

[@aziranoodle]

Thank you for the meal today Bach, my tummy is pleased.

[@ItalianBach]

Vomit it up

[@elanmayes]

cal’s intro for this video gave me HUGE zade vibes (iykyk)
masterpiece

[@stephanielloyd4053]

Choo, Choo!

[@natasharees8719]

the french one got me lmao

[@arcticwerewolf2]

Honestly, I loved the Kronk impression lmfao

[@izzwizzers]

every time i open a video and see whatever nightmarish intro has been conjured this time i sigh in the same sadness as seeing poo on the floor

[@taren1d]

that Kyle audio message made my skin crawl

[@zararose31.]

bach making a camp rock reference is actually pretty iconic

[@Dr4culaura226]

im a proud member of the issac cult

[@alexislienne7347]

I need to watch bach while stoned more often I was giggling bro

[@thelegendarylog3729]

I love that guy who played smoke on the water because he almost definitely played the 0-3-5 version

[@imogen5141]

These intros are wonderful, amazing, award winning quality

[@saviexzz]

bro barked

[@D3ad_ghoul]

Bach’s intros are so creative 😂❤

[@harrietbrxwn]

bach is so conscious baby core

[@Plvsh_fox]

Props to your editor making that complicated asf into just to stick it to you ✋💀

[@Jamisoj96]

don't worry I actually wear size 14 shoes

[@ew_68]

Learning that foley artists use the sound of shit cooking in oil for water effects fucked me up I was so sure the first guy was deep frying some chicken

[@WolfieCurton]

Everyone who owns Nintendogs remembering to feed their puppies after 10 years

[@Laurens.pixels]

Imagine what a dating profile full of voice notes would be like for the old man character 💀

[@idontknowufool]

Did anyone else notice how good that joker impression was ?

[@JasminMiettunen]

I don't care how good or bad your joker impression is, if you have a joker impression, I'm convinced you’re a serial killer

[@fijifortune8315]

"we LOVE YOU BACH" we all say in unision

[@k2a2l2]

nintendogs intro gave me crazy nostalgia

[@majamas]

good vid! happy bday nonno

[@megand12345]

Alex got me, come on home baby

[@MichealHugh]

Happy birthday Nonno

[@x0katiexo00]

just dropped all of my revision motivation to watch this xxxx

[@ForeheadBurn]

There was a tiktok where a girl looked at all of these hinge voice notes, and my married uncle was one of the profiles she posted because his voice note was so fucking awkward.

[@Jaime-leighAllen-iu7pd]

The worst part is they have to choose there own prompts

[@rebekah9857]

Okay but how’d u do such a good joker impression 😂😂😂😂❤

[@korin9673]

cal ate the intro up

[@macie3830]

the best intro yet! amazing fucking job cal 🎉👏🏼

[@K311YVL0GSS]

“Happy birthday Nonno 🎉” we all say in unison

[@leilabarrett6843]

happy birthday nono. we love you

[@ashtxn.66]

your editor is so good wowza

[@amethystspeaker6919]

Bro that intro was the best thing I’ve seen in a whileeee

[@MrBakersPops]

Not the Chills impression lol

[@sofiatayaacharouh3058]

"oLiViEr" LMAOOOOO he looks sooo French

[@maiaisurfav]

bach looks in pain when he laughs

[@Mytoehurt7966]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NANO!

[@junbug3301]

People that for real kiss their dogs scare the fuck out of me. Like they get into it… please go to jail

[@JasminMiettunen]

Like that shit sounded passionate as hell

[@Kay-iq6mr]

i might download hinge for the voice notes

[@char3480]

he’s moved on and got to famous to reply to comments anymore, i respect it.

[@ItalianBach]

Im struggling to keep up out here

[@nainak3032]

Cal did excellently with the intro 😭😭😂😂

[@libiya_sheikh]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NONOOOOOO

[@zwinny0408]

Happy Birthday, NoNo!🫶

[@bobbieisnotcool]

i swear somebody made this exact video last week but i cant put my finger on who

[@sophiaaaaaaaaa9432]

I was thinking the same thing, i swear its James marriott

[@bobbieisnotcool]

@@sophiaaaaaaaaa9432 OMG YEAH I THINK YOURE ROGHT ON HIS SECOND CHANNEL

[@linhrts]

"happy birthday nonno" we all say in unison

[@emcc111]

happy birthday Nono u a real one fr

[@korin9673]

happy birthday nono!!!

[@baileygiles9388]

Me and Dylan are the same person, I'm glad I'm not the only one rocking a silencer

[@HarrietD-gf4wp]

not james marriott doing this video like less than a week ago 😭😭😭

[@catm2454]

Let's not pretend Bach's wouldn't be 10 000 times weirder than all of those guys combined

[@margitamilosavljevic4476]

Happy birthday Nonno. Hi from Serbia.

[@stingingsnow3440]

happy bday italianbachs nonno, my nonnos bday is soon too

[@livmae6779]

bruh @5:55 never could’ve imagined bach could speak like that

[@michellehornig3299]

"I am fucking existing" sooo relatable

[@valentinagalioto6660]

Happy Birthday Nonno Bach!!🎉

[@christineleplastrier5458]

bark too realistic, he got that dawg in him

[@lexielou930]

Your Gabriel impression is crazy 😂

[@keisha7412]

We love Cal

[@alex7543]

happy birthday nono!

[@Y0ur_Favorite_Lil]

5:55 got me sobbing 💀

[@ellavictoriea]

Damn didn’t know Nintendogs looked like that now 😂

[@cinderfall1639]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NONNO!!!

[@Greenmachine_.22]

Happy Birthday Nono, we all say in unison

[@Kazumaji_]

make more of these

[@neodream143]

nintendogs nostalgia 😞

[@tommyvercetti7]

Oscar for Cal

[@WilliamSanders-wd1co]

I ate a kebab whilst watching this

[@kirstyhoward7257]

5:23 I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

[@blondantagonist]

a power move would be just ripping a huge fart for a question

[@wwhat]

Happy bday!!

[@nouremaa]

intro was litty

[@Heather-rb8kb]

Dating apps? i wish. but from ItalianBach heck yeah!

[@ernestovazquez2256]

I WILL FIND MY WAYYYYY

[@kittycatcrunchie]

Hinge recordings? More like unhinged recordings

[@justjay1205]

Nah Bach you’re the funniest CZcamsr at the moment 😂😂😂

[@froggieprincess675]

Off to the shadow realm with you Kyle