I am the horny police

[@zoegrobbelaar]

“thank you for another upload bach” we all say in unison

[@twdnerd]

thank you for another upload bach

[@meycore]

thank you for another upload bach

[@alexandra-fp9np]

thank you for another upload bach

[@iheartsleep500]

thank you for another upload bach

[@smellybeed]

thank you for another upload bach

[@LJGator808]

Now now Isaac, you're guilty of having a shirtless profile picture up until a few weeks ago if I remember correctly.

[@abbs2368]

pretty sure its still his instagram profile pic too loll

[@madi-wf8us]

bro said it’s crazy to be shirtless in your pfp but also has a picture of him shirtless on his tiktok profile picture

[@OO-pl4wn]

I ♡ ur pfp

[@madi-wf8us]

@@OO-pl4wn THANKSSSS

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

lanaaaaa

[@madi-wf8us]

@@ItsJC-gu3jz love my bb lana

[@perla..t]

ik what i wanna watch today, "I am the horny police" perfect.

[@ItalianBach]

Share it with your family

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

@italianbach I tried, they're signing papers for smth...

[@martyd7176]

@@ItalianBach accidentally air played it on the family living room telly

[@eric9061]

@@martyd7176rip to you

[@helenasouthcott]

Sometimes I fill the bath up with marinara sauce and roll around pretending to be a meatball

[@amelia_shroom]

are you ok

[@lofisunny]

me too

[@lemonteeth69]

you're healing

[@taylove1461]

i'm sure you smell great afterward

[@marthamo1629]

i dont believe you buddy

[@joeryland8968]

i don’t understand how Isaac doesn’t have at least 1mil subs yet definitely my favourite youtuber to watch

[@beligoj0010]

No pls let’s keep him a secret

[@blumendaisy]

Gatekeep this man

[@ItalianBach]

Or at least 1 billion too am I right?

[@no.7021]

No​@@ItalianBach

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

@ItalianBach yes 😏

[@LukeHayes1000]

Laughed so hard at the broken phone night club story

[@zararose31.]

bach is his own category of comedy 🙏🏼

[@dorkchops]

7:04 apple is just testing out a rave mode

[@hotmilo]

This helped my crippling depression.

[@AfterDarkDialogues]

So I’ve officially changed my “meet one famous person” wish to Italianbach

[@lottie227]

Shhh he’s not famous don’t boost his ego even more

[@xXxalliexXx]

how have i only just realised that Bach absolutely has a lovely voice?!

[@laurafantini1026]

its so relaxing fr😭

[@xXxalliexXx]

@@laurafantini1026 im surprised the booktok girlies aren't after him honestly

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

@xXxalliexXx real.

[@laurafantini1026]

@@xXxalliexXx don't give them ideas...

[@owenthfc9055]

1:58 “to be topless in your profile picture is crazy enough anyway” isaac have you seen your ig pfp mate

[@weekeemo1940]

Bach is gonna stroke his slommy on the next podcast

[@okaymoonstorm]

Not “slommy” 😂

[@soggybread2415]

Can’t wait

[@Bryanferrywife]

That’s crazy

[@Annie-sb1dp]

Dream come true

[@katiedisney5866]

patreon exclusive of course

[@Casp1an]

this was a really normal notification to get

[@elin_]

I don't understand why people feel the need to squeeze in their bitter opinions about fat people and the lgbt+. Just swipe left and move tf on.

[@Jennifer-cc2fk]

20 seconds after posted is crazy even for me.

[@elyssatesta]

Thankyou for uploading Mr Bach , just wanted to mention I too have an Italian Bach, generational family Italian quote tattoo on my Bach aswell as my back being made of fine Italian olive skin. Thanks for listening 😘

[@notzayboy]

ah, yes, my favorite colors.
poot and crum.

[@user-mj9io3qs6b]

The title made me uncomfortable at first but after 3 mins i realised what it means

[@cash_machi0896]

can i be cringe for a sec your vids actually help my anxiety somehow so thanks mate i really appreciate them

[@reykaye6096]

Bro called his nipples coughdrops 💀

[@macy6609]

Wait, what kind of “bar” doesn’t allow photos?? 🤨 😂

[@lofisunny]

i got the notification for this video as i was asleep, i giggled at it and had to stop myself watching this video at school since i didnt want my friends to question what the fuck i was watching
turns out watching it at home was the better decision- :D

[@Grace-gw2fs]

did no one notice the toes at 6:40?? 😭

[@charlottemikhael8783]

for real because the big toe was moving around like a sandworm

[@tessgothan3761]

current hyperfixation youtuber

[@bellewhite3764]

The Absinthe one is hilarious! Full props to the profile owner of that one! 👌😂

[@TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans]

That skinwalker comment took my Native ass out. 💀

[@officially.anonymous]

I GOT A ‘GET CLOSER TO GOD’ AD BEFORE THIS VID HELP-

[@hayleestottelaar-nw3oz]

i couldn’t even edge to this i bursted out laughing immediately

[@Tiggy_fruity]

i just read a book about a cult like community and there was an antihorny pill and i feel like we need this at this point

[@spectrescopic1298]

What was the book called? I have questions I feel like it could answer lol

[@zoearsenault902]

I doubt you'll see this but I was using my electric water flosser when you were attempting to say "redirected" and it made me laugh so hard the thing flew out and sprayed all over the bathroom lmao love the content 😂😅🎉

[@clairedrew22]

This video is brilliant 😂😂😂 absolutely hilarious lol

[@isabellasavu9812]

you can intro talking about whatever you want, i’ll always watch

[@Mogijup]

I have epilepsy if that happened to my phone I would literally be so cooked, I had to close my eyes and fast forward through you showing it. Genuinely curious how that happened so I can avoid it lmao

[@ThatSharkGirl]

He’s Bach with another one!

[@lucifers.ducks._.]

"Hey, what do you watch at 2AM when your sleep deprivation kicks in?"
"y e s"

[@Amieee]

happy vlogmas!

[@poppylang638]

bach you make my week ILY ITALIAN STALLION

[@chloemorss9902]

“great video bach” we all say in unison

[@regmb820]

very interesting you aren't allowed to take photos in bars! thats all uni students post here in canada lol clubs/bars even hire photographers on busy nights and post them to their socials

[@love_ontour]

i can't believe you managed to get a one direction reunion 🥳

[@swiftlyaswiftie]

6:12 I love that he liked the message insulting him

[@martyd7176]

I just discovered Isaac and I'm in a black hole of laughter

[@gabbriadforf777]

not funny mate my fish is epileptic, well she was epileptic

[@keisha7412]

you make my nightmares a reality ..

[@broskiladoski69]

BROTHA UPLOADED

[@gracepuddifoot]

wake up the king has posted

[@mckaylcampbell8366]

18:57 bach is now imagining things

[@Edb129]

The raisins guy was hilarious

[@matty.does.things]

yooo italian bach i think you should be the only one allowed to wear white just bc it looks so bad on everyone else now

[@monze_2318]

When people say they’re partially owned by the government they’re usually saying they are in the military

[@alma_nilsson]

My phones broken like that too, idk what happened to it

[@ashtxn.66]

it always throws me off when people say “full stop” instead of just period

[@eden_valentina]

it's full stop in england

[@xfreja]

we don’t say period 💀

[@user-hr1pc5ws3c]

32 seconds ago 🔥🔥 Im such a big fan love the vids 👍

[@vamosukraine7662]

Woooooo can’t wait to watch AFTER the darts ⏳

[@mexicanwaffles]

the title gave me a little scare daddy isaac

[@6enny]

here before title change

[@thedoctorissogroovy]

I chose to take a sip of my drink and then got hit with "Hey what's up milkers!"

[@Holllyrae]

Poot is literally my favourite colour

[@xfreja]

9:35 this part is taking me tf out 😭😭😭

[@ariyalmcpeak3579]

Another day, another slay

[@isabellasavu9812]

What a nice notification

[@felicityxclarke]

okay yoshi 💀

[@auroraz4740]

I’m not absent, you are.

[@KaiEsha7]

“Arrest me, but make it sexy”👮🏻‍♂️

[@miasarkisian3090]

I had that happen to my iPhone 8. They said it was a software issue. I sent it in to be fixed and then it happened again months later

[@stillnomaidens]

in the flesh

[@feenieb]

Liked it just for the title

[@bestbeech52]

Absinthe is definitely a skin walker.

[@kaylavelkovski7990]

is the bar berghain?? thats the only one i can think of where you cant take photos or use your phone lol

[@miriamgollnick9028]

the dawgs

[@xfreja]

bro got his feet out fr 😭

[@rahnicoulter3816]

dates (with rizz) guy was actually so funny

[@bbeccalynne]

Absinthe lowkey a sick name 😮‍💨

[@anviiishetty]

absinthe

[@libertywilk4233]

there was not bud over his face to click and now i’m scared 😮

[@lana0505]

absinthe🎉

[@Chikaka27]

Came from legendary instagram videos ✌🏻

[@kleee711]

Don’t ever stretch and curl ur naked toes like that on my screen again

[@Cinderellamoto]

Bone patrol 😂

[@eggo_halo]

6:42
What is bro doing with his toes 😱😭😭😭

[@gvd2009]

isaac, your such a curvy queen

[@ecrincelebi8808]

we love bak.

[@mrswag7544]

Hey sick vid

[@anartistcalledlucy2.0]

6:52 Isaacs dogs are out

[@OO-pl4wn]

Yay

[@bwkthedud]

Did you end up signing with green king? (based on that email, they seemed to have a big opportunity for you)

[@Scarr.555]

I associate goats cheese with Isaac

[@Blobberrr]

once fell asleep wearing a skirt and tights, morning glory feels weird wearing that stuff, night before was bizarre

[@Eisoj8]

When is the collab with kay🙈

[@kevinnkambule4223]

Yeah i am just a minion😞

[@tlozlore]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic Try my recipe boy

[@jameswells9677]

What’s “where London life happens”?

[@NYCbabyJes]

Absenthe

[@zazzlev]

I wonder what poot looks like

[@avagrace7939]

Bach I was eating salami and now I feel ill. that’s not on .

[@user-bw5mv8ct9f]

Nise grippers 👍

[@maryezeh5954]

ABSIYTHNTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[@jaymesEo6]

That's what u get for having an iPhone.

[@yourfavouritebestied3669]

9:00 I said wtf at the same time 😭😨