[YTP] James May is a princess

Disclaimer: This YTP (CZcams Poop) is a parody. It consists of transformative edits including sentence mixing, to the effect of parody and implicit criticism via exaggerated, absurd humor.
This video therefore falls under Fair Use, as it provides no competition to the source material, nor does it prevent itself as such.
Top Gear is the property of BBC Worldwide and no claim is made by myself to the original material.

[@ALEKS899]

First car to have wheels as standard.

[@trevelyne]

Hahahahahaba

[@Sanctimoniously]

wooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[@train_-su6yv]

Wow

[@Sapizanza]

Woow

[@mfc3s]

C h e e s e

[@chumawave1699]

0:45 The warped music truly matches James as a person.

[@browners055]

CHUMAWAVE Agreed

[@SoulCast7]

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[@spyrelle3970]

@@colton_sallo You-'re a princess, James!

[@SoulCast7]

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[@SoulCast7]

and brown was brown

[@nottelling8129]

0:45
*warped music*
cheese
WoaHOHoHoWOAhhahaha!
You’re a princess, James
(Princess voice) ooh look at the brown interior!
*brown montage*

[@alexolejniczak6193]

Not Telling underrated 👏

[@nottelling8129]

@@alexolejniczak6193 Thanks

[@paulmoore394]

Brown was brown

[@josieburdett6086]

Jeremy saying cheese should’ve been cut to the clip where James says cheese when he was plonking the cheese on the chopping board, if you know, you know

[@TescoValueMemes369]

@@josieburdett6086 this poop is like 4 years older than that clip

[@andychapman1507]

YOU'RE A PRINCESS JAMES

[@colinnoble8234]

FiRsT bAlLoOn CaR tO hAvE wHeEls As StAnDaRd
WoOoOOOoOOoOAaaAaAAAAaAaH
*Warped Music ensues*

[@ad9red]

CHEESE

[@mr.benjohn832]

YOU'RE A PRINCESS JAMES

[@dominicmgm]

OOHLOOKATTHEBROWNINTERIOR

[@vaillante7667]

*BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN*

[@R3tr0v1ru5]

@@vaillante7667 "Brown. was. brown".

[@bittexas6318]

Yeah my friend got the SD1 without the engine. Mine has the engine option, it’s very nice

[@pffu100]

No it's a Ferrari Daytona styled to look like it

[@erneststyczen7071]

@@pffu100 were ferrari daytona sold with an option that was not containing engine? Almost like hammond's one cylinder four stroke car.

[@supertrinigamer]

0:47
*C H E E S E*

[@qn2h]

*youre a princess james*

[@macgomez2522]

XD

[@bluestarTed]

Thanks so much

[@aluc2204]

Look at the brown interior

[@dailyblankscreen7938]

*BROWN*

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

BrownBrownBrownbrown BrownBrownBrownBrownBrown.... Brown was brown

[@roguepetrolhead4787]

It's brown and browner

[@vihaansethi5140]

My dad: why are you laughing?
My mind: *warped music plays*
C H E E S E
WoAaAaOhHoHoHo

[@andreww.6283]

Eventually we became empty and the tankers became bored. LOL

[@TB3hnz]

The tankers did not look onto our misery with any pity at all.

[@puzzlefischer1205]

Did anyone die at that “Cheese.”?

[@ryanl.1085]

Chuck F Silvia me

[@SoulCast7]

I like that part more in the original TG. "...and he has brought a piece of cheese"

[@macgomez2522]

0:49 Cheese

[@j.w.techchannel]

No, actually.

[@adamwake4784]

I did XD

[@Bellocks1]

I didn’t realise how much I needed Top Gear YTP in my life until now.

[@Vishimitar]

I'm so glad we live in a time now where wheels come as standard

[@MrSupercar55]

0:06 That's a Ferrari Daytona? My whole life has been a lie!!!!

[@Communistdogg]

but its styled to look like a rover

[@malevolenceXXXensues]

I'd own a rover.

[@sammycalizario1]

Rover SD1, And it does

[@ryanknol3876]

MrSupercar55 this particular model has the engine inside

[@danialm17]

But it costs 11 of his pounds lol

[@artistwithouttalent]

0:54 Oh, Mr Regular took over for a minute.

[@cbayer5012]

James's car is a balloon car.

[@jasper_saberwolf]

That flute part when James enters always gets me XD

[@ryanl.1085]

Mike Sessa cheese.

[@aaronm1246]

At 0:20 the auto generated subtitles are absolute gold. "as a result of these small negan League leading big league Lea little farfel"

[@anoldcorolla6452]

hahahahahaha I lost it to

[@mscmprt5766]

I had it on subtitles and I was dying with laughter

[@SoulCast7]

The completely stupid and little things that can make us laugh so hard that it's not even considered a laugh anymore.

[@nothing18872]

Bro he almost said nigga

[@idiotpictures579]

The music playing for James’ arrival was quite fitting

[@rb26head89]

Inside, you will find plums

[@AStaff-gh4vo]

*Michael Rosen intensifies*

[@cbayer5012]

What a *noice* surprise

[@thejay8963]

As a result of these little _negan League leading big league Lea_ little _farfel,_ I was able to get this bucket of magnificence for just _11_ of my pounds!

[@ciaranleeman9994]

Today I learned the Dolomite Sprint has 4 valves, 4 per cylinder. Never knew it only had one cylinder.

[@aluc2204]

1:46 YeAy

[@tank9192]

0:48 And he's brought a piece of cheese

[@Stevenzao]

RH: First ever production car to have 4 valves - 4 per cylinder.
JC: Tuvan throat singing

[@TheRealFobican]

"....she's a horse-"
**Starts banging the hood like a machine gun**

[@retrocar7761]

It's a Ferrari Daytona styled to look like a Rover SD1 and it does. 😂😂😂

[@BeeABaw]

Iv bought a Ferrari Dayton, styled to look like a Rover SD1 and it does. xD

[@Actively_Schizoing]

Category:games

[@icecoldassassin8531]

0:17 PLAMZ

[@Jordaaan1]

*click*
_Nice_

[@C-Midori]

Hmmm!

[@duckyouall2573]

"Eventually we became empty and the tanker became bored"-richard hammond

[@cbayer5012]

...cheese.

[@Trija204]

Milk

[@edmondtrunbull8522]

Eventually we became empty, and the tankers became bored. -lol

[@javo.illanes]

1:04 best part

[@antonove-1752]

That one had me out of breath XD

[@chrimuh_hy]

Rapid Gun

[@louiseitner916]

Dude, that last one they snuck in really got me

[@erneststyczen7071]

It is not, the best is hammonds car introduction.

[@Kalash74]

fax

[@Actively_Schizoing]

0:45

[@ryanl.1085]

timc 39 cheese.

[@Actively_Schizoing]

Ryan L. The laugh is funnier

[@macgomez2522]

0:45 warp

[@spg_eagle]

Nobody:
Family members when taking pictures: 0:48

[@IIIVI]

0:22 "nigly little foffle" he's speaking the old tounge

[@doubleutubefan5]

1:05 best bit

[@ishaanmann6321]

“ITS LOOKING GOOD”
*door falls off*

[@scid.]

I need help. I'm laughing way too much on top gear YTP's

[@SoulCast7]

2:03 WARNING! Massive Earrape!

[@homereatinghole]

20th
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Century
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Fox

[@justinmcgill8068]

It's a Ferrari Daytona styled to look like a Rover SD1

[@3AMNE]

Eventually, we are empty, and the tankers became bored.
I FCKING DIED

[@chrimuh_hy]

0:49 WUUOOAAHHUHUHUOHHOHOHOHOHOHO

[@ghxstadixx225]

I love how he set the category to games

[@puzzlefischer1205]

Brown was BROWN

[@AsgerLysebjerg]

This is, by far, the funniest Top Gear YTP on YT

[@fluffybunny1104]

1:52 We became empty and the tankers became bored!

[@fluffybunny1104]

0:17 PLUMZ!

[@fluffybunny1104]

0:20 lol

[@SoulCast7]

1:42 wOw loOk aT tHe SpeEd!

[@wheezerproductions]

First car to have wheels as standard. 0:41

[@z-trip5457]

Truly ahead of its time.

[@Turbo_G.T.Blackwing63]

WoOoOw

[@Bav-s30z]

First BALLOON car… that’s the important bit, there were a couple hunchbacks and cops that had that

[@nashpeleuses]

whauw

[@mariodacostamosteiro7262]

The James's car is thicc

[@mohammad6002]

IS THATASUPPPRAAAAAAAA???!!!

[@MrWeekendoff]

'Eventually we became empty. And the tankers got bored....'

[@seth2943]

0:48 that is my desktop wallpaper

[@antonove-1752]

ThiSSWEWESSS is what I’ve bouo’ot

[@mohammad6002]

😂

[@rsvtransitadventures]

This is what I’ve bought, a Ferrari Daytona, styled to look like a Rover SD1, and it does. This particular mumodel has the engine, and inside you will find plums

[@shannondavies2405]

“This is a Ferrari Daytona, styled to look like a Rover SD1”

[@sammycalizario1]

And it does

[@James.Mayonnaise]

1:31 "Ei saatana!"

[@macgomez2522]

My summer car talk

[@JynxedKoma]

Vittu!

[@o0julek0o]

PLUUUUMS?

[@simoneburini4036]

The first 70 seconds of this video are God tier material

[@devinsti7124]

0:59 BREWN

[@Chefcouchon]

Hi James

[@whitewolf323]

"Brown was brown"
- James 'captain slow' May

[@farganyeyeokthen1047]

Every time I hear the warped music I laugh so much 😂😂😂

[@R3tr0v1ru5]

That "wow" just before it is classic too.

[@GECKOZFTW]

*WoW lOoK aT tHe SpEeD*

[@josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838]

Eventually we became empty and the tank became bored

[@willacheson5682]

I love how it jumps no context from the handbrake test straight to the water test 🤣

[@H982_FKL]

And Inside You Will Find Plums.

[@mr.beliver9343]

this particular model has the engine

[@angrycarguynerd5799]

...and inside, you will find...
*PLANT...*

[@TSNAnnotator]

The YTP i never knew I needed

[@sonyviva308]

Holy cow this is fantasticly funny. I'm subscribing. :D

[@UniversalHubAU419]

1:15 lolololololololololololol
get it

[@codykyle511]

to have wheels as standart

[@wheezerproductions]

0:45 CHEESE

[@VICIOUSLYFAST]

This is how jeremy perceives reality

[@mightygriffins6287]

Please more of this 😂❤

[@hellocar123]

knew he was a princess all along

[@nemesis-t3ddi]

1:56 choas reach

[@kylesoler4139]

0:52 you should of used soundclips from the regular car reviews Toyota Camry video.

[@NFMHACKERS]

Kyle Soler I was thinking the exact same thing!

[@nissanpatrol8950]

The cheese part predicted the future

[@DSPrints_]

A Ferrari Daytona, that looks like a Rover SD1 spec’d up with the engine... for £11.. bargain

[@Ollie_skate500]

We became empty and the tankers became bored

[@Arutax]

Go home Top Gear, you're drunk!

[@stackofsoup]

cheese

[@SonicBoone56]

This one was great

[@pieyield2255]

This is a video that gets funnier every time I watch it

[@lula221h]

I sure love me some good old ytp

[@MacGuy3135]

Category: gaming.

[@twentytwoyeets7319]

This is some high quality gaming rite here

[@Ethanthegrand]

I searched cheese, and this popped up.

[@kiirted5499]

the end scared the shit out of me

[@Campaj1]

That's enough internet for one day...

[@wheezerproductions]

1:46 We became empty and the tankers became bored

[@sandrakarner7654]

1:53 We became empty and the tank was board

[@waterninja7699]

This is what I want to see in my recommended feed

[@thejay8963]

Jesus, I don’t know if I should be cringing or laughing my ass off after seeing this for the first time in years.

[@antonove-1752]

I was shocked to know that this is from 2016...loved it tho

[@zephyrsakuya2435]

*The tankers became bored*

[@Lofi.z34]

4 VALVE WOW

[@matthewmccaul3314]

Wheels as standard? Talk about luxury!