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  • @LivLaRaj
    @LivLaRaj Před 3 lety +123

    My favorite line in this is "lack of agreement between subject and predicate..."

  • @theemperor7963
    @theemperor7963 Před 3 lety +553

    First time seeing one where Obama is present but before becoming the president. Ancient history

  • @rutherfrogp.wilmington4907
    @rutherfrogp.wilmington4907 Před 4 lety +585

    Darrel Hammond was the most underrated cast member ever on SNL. He did some amazing impressions but kind of flew under the radar famewise

    • @avecmoi9429
      @avecmoi9429 Před 3 lety +4

      I think we would all like to met him and see the impressions up close and ask him about those.

    • @AngelicaRodriguez-mb2ld
      @AngelicaRodriguez-mb2ld Před 3 lety +14

      I thought he was going to be the one doing Trump impressions because his is SO spot on.

    • @opaljk4835
      @opaljk4835 Před 3 lety +2

      Angelica Rodriguez I think I read that they didn’t really tell him that he was out as Trump and it was kind of a huge blow to him.

    • @nachtegaelw5389
      @nachtegaelw5389 Před 3 lety +5

      His McCain impression is quite good!

    • @GamerGuy51
      @GamerGuy51 Před 3 lety +3

      @@AngelicaRodriguez-mb2ld he totally broke down when Alec Baldwin got the job...

  • @CHilla415
    @CHilla415 Před 3 lety +30

    It's funny/weird seeing Will Forte play such the straight man in a sketch. I also love McCain's shrug at 6:49 lol

  • @MrCurlyBill
    @MrCurlyBill Před 3 lety +79

    The look on McCain's face while waiting for Petraeus to review his book breaks my heart

  • @kornei2007
    @kornei2007 Před 4 lety +196

    3:03 "that I and others...WHO HAVE OPPOSED THIS WAR FROM THE BEGINNING..." this is PRICELESS :)))))))))))))))))))))))

    • @FinancialFreedomFinder
      @FinancialFreedomFinder Před 3 lety +1

      In reality... m.czcams.com/video/YtiJqng9jy8/video.html

    • @thisguy9819
      @thisguy9819 Před 3 lety +5

      @@FinancialFreedomFinder they were talking about the war in Iraq🇮🇶, not a retaliatory response from a strike from Iran🇮🇷 to Israel🇮🇱.
      She was a New York Senator on 9/11 of course she was in support of the war in Iraq, your clip had absolutely nothing to do with that though.

    • @ellieb.4468
      @ellieb.4468 Před 3 lety +7

      Cant stand Hillary

    • @ankursharma9019
      @ankursharma9019 Před 2 lety +2

      @@thisguy9819 nothing in common between 9/11 and the Iraq war

    • @byanymeansnecessary9329
      @byanymeansnecessary9329 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ankursharma9019 alot of these idiots refuse to get that thru their skulls.

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 Před 3 lety +146

    ah yes, back when they still had to exaggerate politicians' lies for comedic effect

  • @codanh1
    @codanh1 Před 3 lety +211

    can somebody who edits these make the ending theme song LOUDER please?

  • @crebegea
    @crebegea Před 8 lety +164

    Will Forte and Amy Poehler at their best!

  • @johnnyhudson2195
    @johnnyhudson2195 Před 3 lety +242

    The Obama becoming president joke was gold. SNL had no way of knowing he would win over Clinton and McCain.

    • @mrnobody6447
      @mrnobody6447 Před 3 lety +12

      Really!? There was so much propaganda even my small town video store had a "documentary" about him before he was even seriously considered. He was no different than before the last one.

    • @sws212
      @sws212 Před 2 lety +24

      It aired April 2008, it was basically him and Clinton head to head and Clinton was as bland as she ever was.

    • @smkh2890
      @smkh2890 Před 2 lety +15

      The very first time I heard Obama speak, I thought, this gentleman will go far!
      He didn't sound like a preacher, which for a Black politician was a new thing.

    • @tidefanyankee2428
      @tidefanyankee2428 Před 2 lety +4

      @@smkh2890 It depended on the setting/circumstances/situation and who his audience was. He can sound like a preacher.

    • @jadapinkett1656
      @jadapinkett1656 Před rokem

      Clinton was losing and the GOP was doomed by Bush.

  • @kingofthefountain3091
    @kingofthefountain3091 Před 3 lety +111

    Compared to current SNL, this is brilliant Mark Twainesque satire. This is so smart and is actually critical of the powerful.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 Před 3 lety +1

      ... nah.

    • @kingofthefountain3091
      @kingofthefountain3091 Před 3 lety +2

      @Waldo Wall who Trump? If he were anywhere close to the most powerful person in the world do you think clowning the shit out of him would be the global pastime? Don’t you think the most powerful person in the world wouldn’t allow himself to be publicly ridiculed 24/7?

    • @arjunwali9885
      @arjunwali9885 Před 3 lety +13

      haha ik what you mean. but i think its bc trump literally acts like a satire, so their jokes just sound like copies of what he says. i mean the dude literally stared at an eclipse without protective glasses. thats hard to satirize

    • @arjunwali9885
      @arjunwali9885 Před 3 lety +8

      @Waldo Wall idk chief, he's been a serial cheater, fraudster, and racist forever. look up his actions toward the central park five and leading the birther campaign. not attacking you just noting some stuff

    • @arjunwali9885
      @arjunwali9885 Před 3 lety +8

      @Waldo Wall i mean he was also court in 1979 i think for housing discrimination against black people, then the birther campaign against the first non-white POTUS ever. so yah he's always been like this

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah Před 6 lety +47

    I have to say this is the best cold open that I have seen from SNL, I just wanted it to continue all day. Fantastic.

  • @TarekSaazeb028
    @TarekSaazeb028 Před 4 lety +27

    4:31 I died laughing xD Bill Hader is a gem!

  • @nachtegaelw5389
    @nachtegaelw5389 Před 3 lety +11

    Lol at the amount of badges on Petraeus’ uniform!

  • @aegystierone8505
    @aegystierone8505 Před 8 lety +99

    The Cold Pink depiction was spot on!

  • @brolysujay
    @brolysujay Před 3 lety +27

    After 7 years AND this still makes me laugh.

    • @m3gAnac0nda
      @m3gAnac0nda Před rokem

      Dude u know this is from April 2008 , right? Jesus Christ, unbelievable. It's sad tbh

  • @seanfeeley5985
    @seanfeeley5985 Před 3 lety +12

    Wow never saw this till today. Blown away. Really captures the insanity of the iraq war incrementalism. Like a short version of film "in the loop"

  • @MrGksarathy
    @MrGksarathy Před 3 lety +9

    Man, I remember this shit from when I was 10-11. It was around the time I first started reading magazines.

  • @burningknight7
    @burningknight7 Před 7 lety +366

    people underestimate will forte so much

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 Před 7 lety +8

      No way! When he appeared on Flight of the Conchords it was epic. Most people just aren't very sensual to that entire "awkward"-funny and he does it so well. He is the perfect McGruber, also. I wonder if he'd be good in drama.

    • @NeuroticPixieSlasher
      @NeuroticPixieSlasher Před 7 lety +8

      Check out "Last man on Earth". He's starring in it, and it has a bit of Sudekis

    • @ragnar97
      @ragnar97 Před 6 lety +2

      +NeuroticPixieSlasher isn't he also the creator, a writer and a producer on the show?

    • @BlackAdder665
      @BlackAdder665 Před 5 lety +3

      I never underestimated him, I don't underestimate him and I will never understimate him.

    • @changedgalaxyuniverse3200
      @changedgalaxyuniverse3200 Před 3 lety +1

      I know

  • @wilvanwyk4478
    @wilvanwyk4478 Před 2 lety +6

    Bill Hader is just fantastic! 🤣

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Před 4 lety +15

    Thank you for the documentary.

  • @Dadutta
    @Dadutta Před 8 lety +49

    GREAT SKIT !

  • @Fenrisson
    @Fenrisson Před rokem +2

    Patreus' poker face is the best thing.

  • @winters8804
    @winters8804 Před 3 lety +25

    Surprised snl still has this up lol

  • @aigeh1326
    @aigeh1326 Před 8 lety +26

    Hammond really rocked McCain's role! Next to Sean and Bill Clinton I say...

  • @jessif.
    @jessif. Před 2 lety +2

    I just came here to hear Will Forte say, "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!"

  • @budidarmawan2304
    @budidarmawan2304 Před 5 lety +21

    I thought McGrubber quit military years ago...

  • @jiajianhou426
    @jiajianhou426 Před 3 lety +5

    Is the chairman played by Andy Samberg? He seriously looks like judge Marshall Eriksen lol

    • @romanramirez7847
      @romanramirez7847 Před 2 lety

      It is Andy. And I do admit, he looks very freakish in the makeup.

  • @metallixro
    @metallixro Před 6 lety +41

    Greatest SNL generation !

  • @malays4027
    @malays4027 Před 5 lety +19

    They forgot the part where General Petraeus actually fainted dieing his testimony!

  • @jonathancampbell5231
    @jonathancampbell5231 Před 7 lety +197

    This sketch is funnier if you don't know the context behind Hillarys' sniper fire comment (had to learn what that was after the fact); first couple of times I watched it, it sounded like she was saying she had a sniper on Petraeus right then and there.

    • @vishaltripathy3620
      @vishaltripathy3620 Před 5 lety +2

      i don't know about the comment. can you elaborate?

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 Před 5 lety +91

      She claimed to be under sniper fire while visiting Iraq (EDIT: Bosnia) but video emerged showing this was false, so in the sketch she is trying to say that the video didn't catch it because sniper fire can be very, very quiet especially on film.

    • @magiclion
      @magiclion Před 5 lety +2

      @@jonathancampbell5231 Bosnia?

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 Před 5 lety +12

      Yes, you are right; it was Bosnia. My mistake.

    • @stranraerwal
      @stranraerwal Před 5 lety +7

      Jonathan Campbell: why is the sketch funnier if I don't know the context...? I thought, it was just the other way round..???!!!

  • @inftube
    @inftube Před 4 lety +13

    this is actually amazing

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash Před 2 lety +4

    I love how his last name is “Miller”
    I’m going to watch “we’re the Millers” now lol

    • @clarebearr5357
      @clarebearr5357 Před 2 lety +2

      …also Mike Miller from Last Man on Earth.

  • @Kasino80
    @Kasino80 Před 9 lety +44

    Byrd was elected from 1959 until his death in 2010??? That shouldn't be allowed to happen. I mean, no matter which party you're from.

  • @nenadcvijetic3227
    @nenadcvijetic3227 Před 5 lety +327

    jokes are funny but still no americans punished for war crimes and breaking UN law

    • @ovrdozzzz
      @ovrdozzzz Před 4 lety +1

      Nenad Cvijetić.. Ya Ya Ya..... Blah Blah Blah..... Yada Yada Yada..... YOU JOKER 🥴🤦‍♂️

    • @owenchau4719
      @owenchau4719 Před 4 lety +22

      @@ovrdozzzz i believe you are an uniformed buffoon

    • @ovrdozzzz
      @ovrdozzzz Před 4 lety +2

      Owen Chau.....and the good news my bastard son is that I'm not even American....🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Charango123quena
      @Charango123quena Před 4 lety +9

      yup ... just seems to matter when its an American getting killed

    • @ovrdozzzz
      @ovrdozzzz Před 4 lety +1

      Sh.....you have to get better at a retort, can't use the same lines as I did.....duhhhh.....🤣🤣

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 Před rokem +1

    As soon as I heard “oldest living chairman…” I just knew they were gonna cut away to Bill Hader 😂

  • @alexwright8585
    @alexwright8585 Před 7 lety +60

    The guy doing Petraeus looks eerily like John Cleese.

  • @MrGerdbrecht
    @MrGerdbrecht Před 5 lety +4

    lol scrubs janitor in the background

  • @andypandytanat
    @andypandytanat Před 8 lety +14

    sudeikis is wearing miller
    prequell to TLMOE

  • @aliciacharles271
    @aliciacharles271 Před 2 lety +1

    that was soo clever and funny af

  • @panobiektywnyKielce
    @panobiektywnyKielce Před 3 lety +2

    Genialne. Mają talent.

  • @rudrarishi2523
    @rudrarishi2523 Před 4 lety

    Excellent channel, SNL.

  • @Anfubvinch
    @Anfubvinch Před 7 lety +53

    How good is Will Forte ?? Wow

  • @theanti-monitor6816
    @theanti-monitor6816 Před 5 lety +5

    Live from New York , it is Saturn day ice!!! 9:22

  • @845835
    @845835 Před 3 lety +7

    How great would it be if hearings such as these were this honest.

  • @sairabaig3118
    @sairabaig3118 Před 2 lety +2

    This is a classic.

  • @Kowasi
    @Kowasi Před 7 lety +7

    …like a bugle sounding on a forsaken battlefield…

  • @dalereynolds7638
    @dalereynolds7638 Před 4 lety +12

    As an ex-patriate American of 40 years standing, I am very proud of SNL, one of our best recurring products and standards.

  • @wlodell
    @wlodell Před 3 lety +9

    Sums up the idiocy of our elected officials fairly accurately.

  • @liversuccess1420
    @liversuccess1420 Před 3 lety +1

    "frequent use of non-words" LMAO

  • @bradfromthevalley
    @bradfromthevalley Před 3 lety +1

    remember when hagen daz was big...it was near the age of bon bon, right on the heals of the klondike they seemed to come through a peppermint patty. Ever Hear of the Comedian he had Good Humor..

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash Před 2 lety +2

    Super close ringer for Pres. Obama

  • @conradsieber7883
    @conradsieber7883 Před rokem

    Brilliance...

  • @modernsophist
    @modernsophist Před 3 lety +4

    9:08-9:13
    Best part 😂😂😂

  • @Sold.Out.For.Freeee
    @Sold.Out.For.Freeee Před 4 lety +2

    darrell hammond you are a frikkin genius!!!!!!!!

  • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
    @The_Infamous_Boogyman Před rokem +1

    Totally misread this and thought it was an Oscar pistorius 😅

  • @Evocati-Augusti
    @Evocati-Augusti Před 2 lety +2

    who landed here from watching this last 2 weeks of Afghanistan news.

  • @JanetArogundade
    @JanetArogundade Před 4 lety +6

    He's going to be the next President. No offence

  • @chuckecheese3161
    @chuckecheese3161 Před 2 lety

    It's like a current situation wow

  • @obazas
    @obazas Před 3 lety +2

    As a guy from the Middle East I can’t agree more ☝️

  • @eezyclsmooth9035
    @eezyclsmooth9035 Před 9 měsíci +1

    When did MaGrubber become a 4 star general?
    Is that "Christopher Guest" sitting behind the gen.?

  • @andreslinares6429
    @andreslinares6429 Před 3 lety +1

    Never realized code pink was in SNL 😂

  • @econojon
    @econojon Před 3 lety +1

    I didn't read any of these books. Was the assessment accurate?

  • @user-vp8sd4qd1x
    @user-vp8sd4qd1x Před 3 lety +3

    Hillary got me 🤣

  • @3prasg57
    @3prasg57 Před 3 lety +1

    u dont know who steals the oil huh ?! :D thats the REAL comedy

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 Před 5 lety +18

    Bill is a GOD AMONGST MORTALS!

  • @rudierude3558
    @rudierude3558 Před 3 lety +20

    SNL female cast members have mastered the art of Hillary Clinton 😂

    • @Lin3r
      @Lin3r Před 3 lety +2

      was it in your reccomend too this day ? =D

    • @rudierude3558
      @rudierude3558 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Lin3r yeah youtube algorithms thought I should see it 🤣

    • @johnsmith1926
      @johnsmith1926 Před 2 lety

      So much so that they scare me even more than the original..

  • @darcymcnabb9259
    @darcymcnabb9259 Před 3 lety +11

    The sad horrible thing about this skit ....it's pretty much true to life . And all we do is laugh.

  • @bhadrajun
    @bhadrajun Před 4 lety +5

    I'm watching this on December 28, 2019.

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi Před 3 lety

      Apple bees and Best buy's and others come when cites hit 50000 demographics

  • @JeevatSingh
    @JeevatSingh Před 6 lety +9

    The guy is gonna be the next president, no offence

  • @princevegeta8882
    @princevegeta8882 Před 3 lety

    Long shot but who is the Actor who is behind Will Forte ?(not sudeikis).

  • @lajosgoell609
    @lajosgoell609 Před 8 lety +112

    Why did Hillary Clinton ask about sniper fire?

    • @SirSoz
      @SirSoz Před 8 lety +162

      Because she lied about 'being under sniper fire' when landing in Bosnia, when actually she got off the plane and talked to people for an hour afterwards

    • @utar88utar
      @utar88utar Před 6 lety +64

      wow... the good old times of SNL when you could make fun of hillary clinton.
      now it's just PC cesspool. shame on you SNL, shame on you 'lefties'

    • @celsopinheiro
      @celsopinheiro Před 6 lety +57

      they have a better circus and a better clown to mock now...

    • @corkygobshite9941
      @corkygobshite9941 Před 5 lety +3

      bitter much, kimmel black?

    • @bryanaa196
      @bryanaa196 Před 5 lety +1

      @@corkygobshite9941 he obviously is.

  • @VandalAudi
    @VandalAudi Před 4 lety +4

    I thought Patreus had a chance to run for the presidency,... in 2016.

  • @MissMarinaCapri
    @MissMarinaCapri Před 2 lety +4

    Isn’t it amazing how the science fiction of the past as well as the comedy seems to foretell the future, I say a resounding YES !

  • @jesseludvigsen8995
    @jesseludvigsen8995 Před 3 lety +9

    They actually made fun of hillary! Different times

  • @xl000
    @xl000 Před 4 lety

    It' s Tandy from Last man on Earth !

  • @joshuasummerville2976
    @joshuasummerville2976 Před 3 lety

    Truth

  • @AnkitSingh-xl6pt
    @AnkitSingh-xl6pt Před 2 měsíci

    The first to like this sketch must've been General Petraeus himself.

  • @zainaman710
    @zainaman710 Před 7 lety +4

    funny bcuz is true

  • @ottobihrer732
    @ottobihrer732 Před 3 měsíci

    SNL should be part of the High School Curriculum.

  • @mikaelbiilmann6826
    @mikaelbiilmann6826 Před 2 lety

    The first senator character sounds exactly like William Friedkin, director of "Chinatown" and "The Exorcist".

    • @fuzzybits410
      @fuzzybits410 Před 2 lety

      What an obscure reference, Mr. Gumby.

    • @mikaelbiilmann6826
      @mikaelbiilmann6826 Před 2 lety

      @@fuzzybits410 "My brrraiin huuurts! Are you the brain specialist???!"

  • @jamielancaster01
    @jamielancaster01 Před 3 lety +4

    Even before he had been nominated SNL had predicted Obama’s win!

    • @abhishetty2637
      @abhishetty2637 Před 3 lety +2

      It was quite easy to predict, Obama has overwhelming mainstream support

  • @TimKyoutube
    @TimKyoutube Před 4 lety

    i'm right but this was so so funny

  • @blaneharrison6341
    @blaneharrison6341 Před 3 měsíci

    Was he turning into an alien 😂

  • @MArao-eb9xs
    @MArao-eb9xs Před 7 lety +11

    best snl video on clinton

  • @rayfish007
    @rayfish007 Před 3 lety +5

    lol this is the SNL of old i miss.. shots fired at all sides. Make fun of everyone.

  • @livingadreamlife1428
    @livingadreamlife1428 Před 2 lety

    awesome script writing

  • @marianaxavier298
    @marianaxavier298 Před 3 lety

    turns out

  • @Dana_inc
    @Dana_inc Před 7 měsíci

    SNL make fun of everyone, they don’t care 😂. That’s exactly how those people look in the background!

  • @MJ-fj9yv
    @MJ-fj9yv Před 2 lety

    Would’ve made it even more perfect….Paula Broadwell emerges from UNDER the table. 😂

  • @catchasmurf762
    @catchasmurf762 Před 3 lety

    V good

  • @mmadmoha782
    @mmadmoha782 Před 8 lety +39

    im from iraq lol

  • @livingchrist261
    @livingchrist261 Před 6 lety

    And there's no index.

  • @johncarte340
    @johncarte340 Před 3 lety +6

    Did fred armison do black face for this?

  • @adamfrazer5150
    @adamfrazer5150 Před 4 měsíci

    A lot of death, a lot of suffering, a lot of profit, a lot of pocket's lined and resources stolen.
    But a sweet fast-food court.

  • @OMGz1122
    @OMGz1122 Před 3 lety

    What is a senator?

  • @paveltkachev
    @paveltkachev Před 5 lety +2

    awesome, but don't understand joke with the sniper

    • @marksmitten4721
      @marksmitten4721 Před 3 lety +1

      Hilary once claimed she flew into Yugoslavia and got shit at by a sniper but on the videotape it didn’t happen mate

    • @marksmitten4721
      @marksmitten4721 Před 3 lety +1

      Shot I mean 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @paveltkachev
      @paveltkachev Před 3 lety

      @@marksmitten4721 nice, i got it )))

  • @wtfduud
    @wtfduud Před 7 lety

    Looks like that guy from Monty Python.

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen19 Před 6 lety +5

    Yes. People are still dying even 5 years after this... and the laughter goes on?

  • @alexijc.francis310
    @alexijc.francis310 Před 7 lety +2

    I heaven' seen some thing make me laugh. For5min. Before