Confusing Groceries: Imposter Foods

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  • čas přidán 20. 04. 2024
  • Part 15 in a series about the most confusing items to shop for in the grocery store covers some of the many "fake foods" you might buy by accident.
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  • @ricoscolyosis9446
    @ricoscolyosis9446 Před 25 dny +72200

    Thought bro was about to tell me cyber security was vegetable oils

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 Před 25 dny +1502

      Might as well for how slippery it can be

    • @oo-ek5pn
      @oo-ek5pn Před 25 dny +139

      LOL

    • @Badgers0710
      @Badgers0710 Před 25 dny +208

      Right?? I was waiting for that reveal too

    • @Neymarinet
      @Neymarinet Před 25 dny +363

      Cybersecurity experts are usually some noticeable degree made of vegetable oil though

    • @TheParadiseParadox
      @TheParadiseParadox Před 24 dny +28

      welcome to the 21st century

  • @jakesimmii1010
    @jakesimmii1010 Před 21 dnem +11651

    “Your step-dad isn’t your dad, he’s a dad substitute made out of… vegetable oils”

    • @davidmorgan6896
      @davidmorgan6896 Před 20 dny +157

      Though at least there is a chance he's better than the real thing.

    • @chie970
      @chie970 Před 20 dny +42

      ... He's not silicon?

    • @seitanbeatsyourmeat666
      @seitanbeatsyourmeat666 Před 20 dny +21

      Close. Mine was made of beer and disappointment

    • @ortegaproductions7513
      @ortegaproductions7513 Před 20 dny +20

      Super deep cut but i read that in Theo Von's voice when he's talking about Katt Williams

    • @jakesimmii1010
      @jakesimmii1010 Před 20 dny +8

      @@seitanbeatsyourmeat666I got board games and autism!

  • @uewumopapisdn
    @uewumopapisdn Před 18 dny +787

    "Hello class, your teacher couldn't make it today, so I'll be your substitute teacher.... made out of vegetable oils..."

  • @simbadg13
    @simbadg13 Před 11 dny +598

    You thought you were 80% water...
    No, you're actually 80% vegetable oil

  • @zachgaines8349
    @zachgaines8349 Před 25 dny +9678

    What pisses me off the most is Hershey chocolate syrup going from genuine chocolate to genuinely chocolate flavor

    • @MyUnquenchableThirst
      @MyUnquenchableThirst Před 22 dny +126

      When did this happen?

    • @yeahok1839
      @yeahok1839 Před 22 dny +583

      Tastes like vomit anyway. Was already super unhealthy the change is just a drop in the ocean

    • @clown134
      @clown134 Před 22 dny +159

      if you get the special dark ones it is still chocolate cocoa processed with alkali, and vegetable oils

    • @zachgaines8349
      @zachgaines8349 Před 22 dny +283

      @@MyUnquenchableThirst about two years ago. Nestle is the only common brand of chocolate syrup that is still chocolate syrup.

    • @zachgaines8349
      @zachgaines8349 Před 22 dny +239

      @@yeahok1839 it's not always about health. Flavored corn syrup tastes like ass compared to actual chocolate syrup. Doesn't mix into milk the same way either.

  • @sihplak
    @sihplak Před 25 dny +12913

    bro just used a cybersecurity analogy about subdomains to try to make food terms easier to understand

    • @sherlock7898
      @sherlock7898 Před 25 dny +974

      Thats not the weird part. The weird part is that it actually made it easier to understand.😂

    • @BluMndy
      @BluMndy Před 24 dny +31

      Omg Radiohead pfp I love them sm ❤

    • @sgt.pepper5794
      @sgt.pepper5794 Před 24 dny +14

      ​@@BluMndy As do I!

    • @durg8909
      @durg8909 Před 24 dny +246

      Something else that might make this a little easier to understand is to think of undefined singularities on holomorphic functions that disappear when simplifying down to a seemingly equivalent expression.

    • @thepersonyeah9680
      @thepersonyeah9680 Před 24 dny +13

      I think it would work better the other way around

  • @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish
    @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish Před 18 dny +50

    "___ substitute made out of vegetable oils" is a great meme.

  • @InedibleMuffin
    @InedibleMuffin Před 19 dny +261

    I strongly agree with the "fake isn't necessarily bad" point. Compound chocolate gets a bad reputation because it's "fake", but I sometimes intentionally seek it out over "real" chocolate because it's so much easier to deal with because it doesn't need to be tempered.
    Similarly, margarine is easier to use than butter without warning up. Coffee mate can keep longer than dairy creamers, etc. Food substitutes are sometimes okay, as long as you know what you're getting.

    • @XxXMrSisterFisterXxX
      @XxXMrSisterFisterXxX Před 19 dny +2

      same with "fake" american cheese. it's still mostly cheese (~80% iirc) i don't like it in its solid form, but i prefer it over pure cheese to melt into casseroles or things like that

    • @noahshad09
      @noahshad09 Před 18 dny +13

      And cool-whip is good.

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate Před 17 dny +3

      I literally never have to warm up butter to use it...

    • @InedibleMuffin
      @InedibleMuffin Před 16 dny +26

      @@DragoNate we keep butter in the fridge here, and pure butter isn't spreadable on toast at fridge temperature, unlike butter mixed with vegetable oil.

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate Před 16 dny +1

      @@InedibleMuffin I keep my butter in the fridge as well.
      Of course right out of the fridge, it can't be spread, but if you have toast, you cut a piece, put it on the warm toast and it becomes spreadable.
      Nearly every other use requires a chunk of butter going in/on something that's warm so it melts. Unless you're baking and making a dough with it, which just requires the butter be sitting out for a bit, like while you're prepping everything else.

  • @Jkirek_
    @Jkirek_ Před 25 dny +16608

    Ignoring the adjectives on food products is great advice, even when you don't necessarily care about a product being "real" or not

    • @Rave.1207
      @Rave.1207 Před 25 dny +2

      ​@@Yo-hy2visame thing

    • @sebaschan-uwu
      @sebaschan-uwu Před 25 dny +47

      Don't buy fake butter or fake ass whipped cream

    • @fisthau
      @fisthau Před 25 dny +296

      @@sebaschan-uwu what if the fake stuff tastes better to me? neither the real nor fake varieties are healthy anyway and neither are harmful in moderation.

    • @fentanylfiend5623
      @fentanylfiend5623 Před 24 dny +77

      @@fisthauit means u got trash taste 😂

    • @MarkusArkus5
      @MarkusArkus5 Před 24 dny +51

      Especially when food has "smart" or "healthy" in the name

  • @jessevancooney6963
    @jessevancooney6963 Před 23 dny +1006

    "This isn't a fake url. Its a url substitute made out of... vegetable oil"

    • @BlueYlnMn
      @BlueYlnMn Před 21 dnem +16

      It’s even funnier when you consider that oil could be pronounced like url based on your accent lol

    • @spoogsful
      @spoogsful Před 16 dny +1

      😂😂

  • @moharikram1687
    @moharikram1687 Před 8 dny +14

    "Margarine is a butter substitute"
    All cooks/bakers around the world: IT'S CLEARLY TWO DIFFERENT INGREDIENTS!

    • @runic_raptor
      @runic_raptor Před 4 dny +4

      This! Margarine has its uses! So does butter! Do not confuse the two!!! You will get wildly different results oftentimes.
      Don't get me started on margarine that's mostly cream.
      I always used to buy the same brand of margarine so I never knew some of them were basically just butter with more Vega table oil.
      Made a recipe with it. Did NOT turn out well. Sticking to my preferred brand forever now.
      I have no use for "margarine" that has the SAME PROPERTIES AS BUTTER. I have butter at home, darn it.

  • @Avo_o
    @Avo_o Před 18 dny +24

    I thought bro was really doing a sponsored ad on cyber security in a food short and was waiting on the smooth transition. 😂

  • @Eaglewing747
    @Eaglewing747 Před 25 dny +2047

    "Its all vegetable oil?"
    "Always has been"
    👨‍🚀 🔫👨‍🚀

    • @jorgechavez7211
      @jorgechavez7211 Před 24 dny

      Oils are bad when they burn, because they oxidize and we don't want those carcinogens in our body.
      The good cooking oils:
      Real butter (of any kind)
      Ghee (clarified butter)
      Lard
      Avocado oil
      Olive oil
      Coconut oil
      Flax oil
      Vegetable oil is a combination of any of these at an undisclosed percentage of each (in other words the mystery unhealthy oil)
      The BAD ones:
      Vegetable oil
      Sunfloweer oil
      Soybean oil
      Sesame oil
      Canola oil
      Corn oil
      Peanut oil
      Safflower oil

    • @idkwhybut...
      @idkwhybut... Před 24 dny +25

      ​@@zachm241my guy, stop capping. Margarine does not have butter. Margarine is by definition, a hydrolyzed vegetable oil. Spreadable butter has fluid-at-cool-temperatures vegetable oil in it to make it spreadable.

    • @Bisexualconfusion
      @Bisexualconfusion Před 24 dny +6

      ​@@idkwhybut...I can't have dairy as well. 99% of margarine is vegan. There are some with milk in it. NOT as a main ingredient, but for spreadabilty

    • @just83542
      @just83542 Před 24 dny +5

      ​@@zachm241exactly what is whipped milk? never heard such a thing. whipped coconut cream is more viable than whipped milk.
      if something is 90 percent oil,it's not dairy. your dairy allergies don't mean that people who aren't specifically avoiding dairy proteins or sugars should be misled into buying cheapo substitutes. you're conflating saying things made out of vegetable oil with the claim "dairy free". whipped oil with milk added is not "whipped milk" and it's not whipped cream.

    • @alagahinorondez8525
      @alagahinorondez8525 Před 24 dny

      Is it bad lit. No such thing lifesciences 😅

  • @asheyyei
    @asheyyei Před 20 dny +288

    "so its all vegitable oils?"
    "Always has been."

  • @midoritea4413
    @midoritea4413 Před 19 dny +3

    The worst is when people erroneously think these fake products are better than the real thing. As a consumer, it is so important to read the labels and understand what you're buying.

  • @froggerthecatlady7962
    @froggerthecatlady7962 Před 18 dny +25

    As a person with a lactose intolerant child, I honestly love that there are so many 'dairy' items she can have

    • @adjunkin1
      @adjunkin1 Před 7 dny

      They are poison. Look into Raw Dairy for lactose intolerance issues.

    • @mollygrace3068
      @mollygrace3068 Před 5 dny +2

      Yeah, I love that the cheap brands use vegetable oil instead of milk and butter.

  • @MegaSceptile99
    @MegaSceptile99 Před 21 dnem +2108

    "Have you ever done cybersecurity training where they teach you to ignore the subdomain of a URL to know if a website is a website substitute made out of vegetable oils?"

    • @keithhightower646
      @keithhightower646 Před 20 dny +18

      Uh ... Nope 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @Moone-beam
      @Moone-beam Před 20 dny +1

      I like your profile picture, it's nice to see another VRAINS fan in the wild

    • @sweatervestguy
      @sweatervestguy Před 20 dny +14

      No. No I haven’t.
      That was such an odd comparison. “I know we’re talking about food, but here’s a nuanced example from a completely unrelated field.”

    • @trickwillis
      @trickwillis Před 20 dny +3

      @@sweatervestguy niche as quiche

    • @billySquanto
      @billySquanto Před 20 dny

      Well...uhh..duh!

  • @lizette6908
    @lizette6908 Před 20 dny +1909

    Ah yes, a cyber security analogy is much easier for everyone to understand than food labels.

    • @riseofazrael
      @riseofazrael Před 19 dny +56

      If you know you know

    • @Ecofriendlyant
      @Ecofriendlyant Před 18 dny +49

      It made sense to me

    • @sisyphus_strives5463
      @sisyphus_strives5463 Před 18 dny +40

      I mean inspecting a url is just common sense

    • @novanoskillz4151
      @novanoskillz4151 Před 17 dny

      ⁠@@sisyphus_strives5463no its not. A senior ethical hacker/penetration tester. The average person does not know that url inspection is even a thing.

    • @spezz0253
      @spezz0253 Před 16 dny +8

      The real analogy is found in a different aisle the cyber security analogy in the video was made from vegetable oils and there for was lower quality.

  • @prjndigo
    @prjndigo Před 13 dny +29

    Most margarine also contains milk products. If you want real then go with "plant butter"
    "I Can't Believe Its Not Butter" is LITERALLY 30% BUTTER.

    • @mollygrace3068
      @mollygrace3068 Před 5 dny +1

      I can’t believe it’s not butter lite doesn’t have dairy, though. I thought it was funny when they came out with a new vegan product when the lite version already was.

    • @runic_raptor
      @runic_raptor Před 4 dny +2

      I found this out when I was buying margarine for a recipe. I'd always bought the same brand before so I didn't realize some of them had wildly different properties.
      I needed the margarine to stay liquid at room temperature. The convenience store didn't have my usual brand. Believe me when I say the recipe did not turn out well when the margarine solidified within 10 minutes after melting it 😭. So gross.
      If I wanted butter, I would have bought butter!!! I needed margarine for its specific properties. I HAVE butter at home. I don't need "mostly still butter, but now with 60% more vegetable oil"

    • @MrRJPE
      @MrRJPE Před dnem +2

      Screw whatever the F "plant butter" is. Real butter comes from cows.

  • @dotmars
    @dotmars Před 17 dny +6

    I’m an information security officer, and brother, your analogy about subdomains is spot on! I’m going to use the inverse of your example.

  • @natileroxs5226
    @natileroxs5226 Před 24 dny +1842

    Very important to note: not all margarine is without any dairy product. If you're lactose intolerant or have a dairy allergy, still always check the packaging before buying/using

    • @Mirro18
      @Mirro18 Před 22 dny +63

      honestly that one was surprising to me that he mentioned, because I thought that was... clear? Like Magarine was developed for the express purpose that some people need those fats for the every day life but need a substitute for butter. (technically there is also lard i suppose)

    • @MorganChaos
      @MorganChaos Před 22 dny +16

      @@Mirro18 I'd have thought so too! I typically buy margarine because it's cheaper and a little bit better for your heart (it's still pure fat but vegetable fats are better for most people than animal fats). There's also a lot of margarines with a stronger buttery flavor than butter so if you're using it to taste like butter you can often do better than the real thing lol.

    • @0293Sarah
      @0293Sarah Před 22 dny +24

      @@MorganChaos those vegetable fats are in no way better for your heart or body. They're so inflammatory

    • @MorganChaos
      @MorganChaos Před 22 dny +21

      @@0293Sarah That's not what scientific studies have found. People who consumed the same types of fat from vegetable sources had a lower likelihood of fat-related health problems than people who consumed from animal sources.

    • @willlihme1426
      @willlihme1426 Před 22 dny +19

      The reason vegetable fats are better for the heart is because it’s unsaturated fats, whereas fat from most animal products is saturated fat. Saturated fats can lead to build up of cholesterol and calcium in the veins which can lead to blood cloths. Saturated fats have a negative impacts on cholesterol levels, which has a negative impact on the heart. Saturated fats aren’t evil, but nothing is good for the body if you consume too much of it.

  • @daviszach43
    @daviszach43 Před 25 dny +3756

    thus the eternal war between the marketer and the consumer continues...

    • @supermagician874
      @supermagician874 Před 25 dny +32

      “But it wasn’t always like this”

    • @agent0422
      @agent0422 Před 25 dny +80

      Ideally the marketer should cater to the needs of the consumer. Unfortunately, with companies trying to increase their sales infinitely, marketing starts becoming more and more unethical

    • @blake4197
      @blake4197 Před 25 dny +15

      The thing is the marketers are catering to consumers. Just not in ways consumers think they want. People want to be lied to. They want to be told that eating an entire package of chips isn't that many calories or that the cheap options is basically the same as the expensive even when it isn't.
      Sure it's not good for the consumer but when have the masses made choices that are good for themselves more readily than choices that feel better

    • @RichardTheWizard
      @RichardTheWizard Před 25 dny +13

      @@supermagician874yes it was goober. You have no idea how wild advertising used to be in the early 1900s. We also have higher literacy than back then, so people are actually able to read and understand what they’re reading.

    • @psilocybicacid7667
      @psilocybicacid7667 Před 25 dny +23

      Capitalism: "im playing both sides so I always come out on top"

  • @crushember3519
    @crushember3519 Před 19 dny +2

    I like this guy because he is giving us info with no outrage theatrics.

  • @adamgreenhill110
    @adamgreenhill110 Před 18 dny +1

    As a lover of Secret Aardvark hot sauce, I see this as an absolute win

  • @shanegreenday93
    @shanegreenday93 Před 22 dny +4434

    Asks us if we've ever done cyber security training.
    Bro, apparently we can't even tell our foods apart, let alone cyber security.

    • @doombuddha
      @doombuddha Před 22 dny +79

      But that is the point. People stopped teaching these things at the benefit of those who sell them. You know these things are out there now. Also do some cybersecurity training, please!

    • @mcuserton
      @mcuserton Před 22 dny +37

      I work at a decent sized company and literally everyone has to do cyber security training if they access a computer. From the maintenance staff to the CEO: insurance demands it.

    • @Unknown-ek1ox
      @Unknown-ek1ox Před 22 dny +5

      I think it was a great analogy for someone who got a bit of that once. It was directly relatable to me.

    • @Unknown-ek1ox
      @Unknown-ek1ox Před 22 dny +4

      @@mcuserton Blessed be you folks. I miss this at times and I'm just a noob in that regard compared to coders and pros who giga-harden their personal systems too.

    • @5transcendent
      @5transcendent Před 22 dny +1

      So true! Even Mrs knows it all in Cybersecurity don't know how this is true

  • @edgaranalhoe7678
    @edgaranalhoe7678 Před 25 dny +5528

    Learning that anything labeled „chocolate flavoured” is not chocolate blew my mind as a child.

    • @lynxlynx8191
      @lynxlynx8191 Před 25 dny +14

      What

    • @edgaranalhoe7678
      @edgaranalhoe7678 Před 25 dny +306

      @@lynxlynx8191 like when you get for example ice cream and it says on the package „vanilla ice cream with chocolate flavoured coating” it means it’s not real chocolate but most of the time some fat+cocoa powder. The company can’t call it chocolate for legal reasons

    • @jumbo1701
      @jumbo1701 Před 25 dny +86

      Yup! Makes me recall the time I ate the vanilla flavoring. I thought it would taste like vanilla. Nope. Has to be baked lol

    • @dorabrooks76
      @dorabrooks76 Před 25 dny +47

      @@jumbo1701 Hahaha! My sister did that once! She loved vanilla, and loved how the extract smelled, so she thought it would taste great. Nope. Just straight up alcohol (assuming it's authentic extract). Her reaction at 6 years old was hilarious!! 😂

    • @patrickkeller2193
      @patrickkeller2193 Před 25 dny +42

      @@edgaranalhoe7678 it's not chocolate, but that doesn't mean it's bad, cocoa glazing is actually better on ice because frozen chocolate is hard a f.

  • @TheWitch
    @TheWitch Před 12 dny +2

    I just had a conversation about this with a friend. They were basically saying that the EU food labeling laws aren't restrictive enough (they are very restrictive, which i think is a good thing), and I was saying that any loophole that is closed will create a new one and that it is better to educate consumers about food labeling language.

  •  Před 4 dny +1

    "Always check the labels, some 'fake' products are actually better for you"

  • @kaenryuuart543
    @kaenryuuart543 Před 25 dny +371

    I still laugh when i remember the time i saw a bottle of syrup at the store that says “maple syrup”. On closer inspection, it says “maple flavored syrup” but the word “flavored” is so tiny

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 Před 24 dny +6

      With real vanilla
      Reads: vanilla extract.
      If it was vanilla it would just say "vanilla"
      You lied in your face by adding the "real vanilla" compared to "vanilla" which are two different products.

    • @devanbrowne8706
      @devanbrowne8706 Před 24 dny +33

      ​@@robertagren9360"vanilla extract" is oil extracted from vanilla beans, it is real vanilla.

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret Před 24 dny +13

      ​@@robertagren9360 ????
      Do you mean imitation vanilla which is caramel color, corn syrup, and artificial flavors? Because vanilla if used in goods is going to be extract, it's just vanilla soaked in liquor and when cooked you burn out the alcohol taste. Do not use extract in homemade ice cream though. Make a dilution of vanilla bean/mint/strawberry puree in cream and strain. Unless you heat the ice cream mixture the extract will taint your food.

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 Před 24 dny

      ​@@LycanFerretoh ok thanks

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 Před 24 dny

      ​@@LycanFerretthanks ig

  • @fabe61
    @fabe61 Před 25 dny +2000

    Fun fact, chicken Wynz are actually imitation wings made entirely out of vegetable oils

    • @Sentralkontrol
      @Sentralkontrol Před 22 dny +20

      Oh god you’re right

    • @ahkira1041
      @ahkira1041 Před 22 dny +9

      @@Sentralkontrol no fucking shot

    • @Mana-qk1lq
      @Mana-qk1lq Před 22 dny +10

      ​@ahkira1041 looked it up, it's just chicken breast instead of chicken wings. it's still meat but they act like the meat not coming from the wings but from the breast is special somehow.

    • @cyanidegrapes
      @cyanidegrapes Před 22 dny +10

      @@Mana-qk1lqbrother way to miss the joke lmao

    • @katevans8994
      @katevans8994 Před 22 dny +13

      Lol this just reminded me of the time my coworker wrote "WANGZ" on the wings label and our boss legitimately thought he just didn't know how to spell wings and for years after that every time some argument ensued he'd be like 'don't listen to this guy he can't even spell wings.. WANGZZ'
      Wings are now exclusively referred to as WANGZ and nobody we currently work with has any clue why lol

  • @EGreeneConversations
    @EGreeneConversations Před dnem +1

    "Is that Real or a Cake?"
    "It's actually made out of... Vegetable Oils.."

  • @deezdawg123
    @deezdawg123 Před 4 dny +2

    “Food noob discovers use of hydrogenated oils for food preservation”

  • @z-beeblebrox
    @z-beeblebrox Před 25 dny +1386

    That moment when you realize food packaging in the US is 90% phishing scams and it's legal somehow

    • @elguapo1991
      @elguapo1991 Před 24 dny +67

      Phishing is when you attempt to steal personal information through trickery, so that doesnt really apply here.

    • @Saphire1993
      @Saphire1993 Před 24 dny +69

      No all the information is there, you just have to read it. We have terms like "Frozen Dairy Dessert" all of the other information such as ingredients, weights, place of origin due to the Fair Packaging and Labeling act of 1967.
      Our Food Regulations are straight up in the Code of Federal Regulations chapter 21, CFR 21, free and easy to access online.

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox Před 24 dny

      @@elguapo1991 No, stealing personal information is the *result* but it's the specific act of creating a fake email that looks like a legit email, or creating a fake website that looks like a legit website, which we describe as "phishing". If you go to a store, pretend to be the cashier and trick someone into giving you their credit info, that act successfully results in "stealing personal information through trickery" but it is 100% NOT phishing. That scam in fact has a whole-ass other name. So the next time you feel the need to be pedantic about something, make sure you're right first.

    • @St0rmC4st3r
      @St0rmC4st3r Před 24 dny +30

      ​@@elguapo1991 well, in this case, they are trying to steal space in your stomach

    • @alvarorodriguez1592
      @alvarorodriguez1592 Před 24 dny +7

      They're fishy

  • @funnystuff553
    @funnystuff553 Před 21 dnem +198

    It's crazy the amount of different foods you can make with just corn and oil

    • @touahriaoussama
      @touahriaoussama Před 19 dny +17

      Yeah! Even cyber security is made of vegetable oil

    • @fotoschopro1230
      @fotoschopro1230 Před 19 dny

      Except it shouldn't be called food.
      They have basically no nutrients and are designed to addict you.
      When you eat them you fatten yourself while becoming hungrier and less healthy.

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses Před 17 dny

      Corn, soybeans, and a chemistry lab

  • @richardbast7243
    @richardbast7243 Před 18 dny +3

    Wisconsin used to have laws that margarine could not be colored to look like butter. So margarine was white in color.

  • @ultrameticulous
    @ultrameticulous Před 19 dny +1

    Most people dont pay attention to packaging info. The product name, as you said, ingredients, price, amount/mass. Thats my favorite: When people show something that doesnt fill the container. "They ripped me off! Look at all this empty space! How was I supposed to know?!" It says the quantity and the mass down to the gram. That's how.

  • @YourXavier
    @YourXavier Před 25 dny +271

    A personal favorite is fruit juice vs. fruit drink. They're mostly the same thing, except with the "fruit drink" you're paying full price for the up to 70% water it was diluted with.

    • @farhadchaudhry
      @farhadchaudhry Před 25 dny +19

      Don't forget the cheap concentrate and additions to make it taste like fruit (but it's not really).

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ Před 24 dny +25

      Sometimes “fruit drink” has no actual fruit juice at all.
      When I was a kid a big treat was if my mom bought this jug of store brand “orange drink”.
      It was basically orange soda without the carbonation.
      I think now the same product is called “orange punch drink” or something like that.

    • @LibertyMonk
      @LibertyMonk Před 24 dny +13

      ​@@Annie_Annie__I mean, even "real Florida orange juice" is reconstituted from sludge by adding sugar and dye and orange flavoring so it looks and tastes how we expect it to. Sure, there's real juice concentrate on there, but that's not what's giving it flavor.
      It's just logistically a huge pain to make a bottle of raw juice keep stable for shipping etc. So they have to process it to hell and back to the point that it only technically counts anymore.

    • @mdj.6179
      @mdj.6179 Před 23 dny +1

      I noticed alot labeled "100% natural" or "100% rda vit c"

    • @sheridanvance7426
      @sheridanvance7426 Před 22 dny

  • @itisMe04
    @itisMe04 Před 23 dny +163

    "Have you ever done cyber security training? It's actually just vegetable oil."

  • @joelarmenta9638
    @joelarmenta9638 Před 19 dny

    You can really start industry changes by opening the eyes of the consumers with this information.

  • @beemerwt4185
    @beemerwt4185 Před 14 dny

    EXACTLY! Consumer protections in the US require companies to list their products as what they actually are. They will try to pass it off as the same product as another, but all it takes is a little bit of investigating. Just remember, if it isn't what you're looking for, IT ISN'T WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!!!

  • @DukeDuke276
    @DukeDuke276 Před 25 dny +1005

    Imitation crab is just fish hot dogs.

    • @screamqueensfan288
      @screamqueensfan288 Před 25 dny +67

      Don't you DARE SAY THAT AGAIN.
      GROSS

    • @tz_saints
      @tz_saints Před 25 dny +16

      i hate imitation crab, i’ve never not gotten sick from eating it

    • @Nystarii
      @Nystarii Před 25 dny +90

      Nah just cheap white fish meat they can flavour like crab. It's still not lips and buttholes like hotdogs 😂❤

    • @timonschneider6290
      @timonschneider6290 Před 25 dny +14

      @@screamqueensfan288i think hot dogs are much less disgusting

    • @user-fg7cd2ci9l
      @user-fg7cd2ci9l Před 25 dny +25

      I freaking love imitation crab

  • @argetlamzn
    @argetlamzn Před 20 dny +1900

    Not me sweating through the whole thing waiting to learn how heavy cream was fake

    • @HIMpotter
      @HIMpotter Před 20 dny +44

      Me too, I just commented that. I use this one all the time, same bottle.

    • @ethancollier5793
      @ethancollier5793 Před 20 dny +5

      Saaaaame 😂

    • @HIMpotter
      @HIMpotter Před 20 dny +16

      It makes me extra annoyed because I use it ro make my whipped cream & I was feeling so good at myself for not using the fake shit made out of oils he has there.

    • @amandacabrera9802
      @amandacabrera9802 Před 20 dny +14

      I thought he was going to talk about the carrageenan that’s in it. That stuff is terrible for you!

    • @knightbellstuff72
      @knightbellstuff72 Před 19 dny +12

      It's vegetable oil.. ITS ALL VEGETABLE OILS

  • @Tinfoil_Hardhat
    @Tinfoil_Hardhat Před 3 dny

    One thing to add, in the case of "frozen dairy desserts", the reason they cannot call it icecream is not because it's fake dairy or additives, it's the milkfat percentage.
    Icecream needs to be 10% milkfat, otherwise its not a cream. (It's easentially the fatty part of milk. Same number you see on 1 or 2% milk, and for reference, milk straight from the utter is typically 3.25%). So anything less is just frozen dairy. Mainly done for consistency.

  • @plutototoh
    @plutototoh Před 13 dny

    It's important for shoppers to be informed. Because of these misleading labels, I've missed out on food items I thought I had to stop eating once I learned that I deal with intolerances. It took me SO LONG to realize I can have most of the creamers I like because they're actually all non-dairy. However, people who don't know what they're buying think they're getting dairy that they wanted when it's oils substitute instead. It's a bad practice all around, for people who would actively seek these out for health or religious reasons, AND for people who don't realize what they're eating.

  • @Mister_Clipster
    @Mister_Clipster Před 25 dny +445

    I know somebody who was under the impression that scientists managed to breed chickens with literal boneless wings 😂😂

    • @idkwhybut...
      @idkwhybut... Před 24 dny

      Are buffalo wild wings acceptable? ​@@zachm241

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue Před 24 dny

      You mean Buffalo wings right?​@@zachm241

    • @RandomPerson-cf3gt
      @RandomPerson-cf3gt Před 24 dny +14

      Im pretty sure boneless chicken parts are parts that have been deboned by a person

    • @AmandaLovesOldFords
      @AmandaLovesOldFords Před 24 dny +6

      ​@@RandomPerson-cf3gt really? 😮🤯

    • @RandomPerson-cf3gt
      @RandomPerson-cf3gt Před 24 dny +14

      @@AmandaLovesOldFords I think so that why boneless chicken cuts like thighs and breast are more expensive than the bone in ones. Human labor is expensive

  • @soup5220
    @soup5220 Před 21 dnem +388

    It's wild how you casually assume literally everyone has cyber security training lmao

    • @TappedWalnut
      @TappedWalnut Před 19 dny +13

      I mean, i got cybersecurity training working in a warehouse.
      He just means those little workshops you get, not an actual course.

    • @soup5220
      @soup5220 Před 18 dny +2

      @@TappedWalnutNext time you bring your car to the shop, ask when the last time they had a cybersecurity workshop was lmao

    • @TappedWalnut
      @TappedWalnut Před 18 dny +4

      @@soup5220 And with newer cars having a lot of stuff go through laptops for tuning etc. Probably more than you think.
      You can keep going more and more obscure but i do feel like people watching shorts probably have had atleast a course.
      Even most older people that go online have had a free course somewhere. It is not something rare to have had atleast once.
      The point was never that everybody is super up to date, nobody gets those reguraly, just common that a lot of people have had one and probably remembered this basic tidbit.

    • @Vishan24
      @Vishan24 Před 16 dny +1

      To be fair. What he said is common knowledge.

    • @wooe4460
      @wooe4460 Před 15 dny +3

      Do you genuinely not know what a url or a subdomain is?

  • @SEKTORMYNE
    @SEKTORMYNE Před 19 dny

    Dude literally explained social engineering with food.

  • @MM-vs2et
    @MM-vs2et Před 18 dny

    Margarine is a butter substitute for people living in tropical climates. The ambient temperatures causes butter to melt, and putting it in the fridge freezes it. Margarine stays spreadable in room temp. That’s literally why it was made

  • @gregorymerry5408
    @gregorymerry5408 Před 20 dny +575

    Instructions unclear. Accodentally hacked the CIA using Dino Nuggies.

  • @barry2715
    @barry2715 Před 22 dny +926

    A video of someone talking without cuts..refreshing.

    • @noahornosh
      @noahornosh Před 21 dnem

      I don't know what you're talking about. Which means I either don't notice cuts or you're full of shit. Either way sounds like I get a point.

    • @jasminewilliams6691
      @jasminewilliams6691 Před 20 dny +12

      I didn’t even notice until I read your comment. It actually really is refreshing.

    • @KaoXoni
      @KaoXoni Před 20 dny

      Real deal!

    • @melaninmonroe007
      @melaninmonroe007 Před 20 dny +2

      Wow. I just noticed. It’s nice 😊

    • @kanyejerome
      @kanyejerome Před 20 dny

      @@melaninmonroe007GRRRR!!👺👹DONT U DARE MAKE ME ANGRY!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡

  • @TIOLIOfficial
    @TIOLIOfficial Před 20 hodinami +1

    "Your stepmom isn't your real mom, she's Lisa Ann."

  • @boredniko2406
    @boredniko2406 Před 13 dny

    Out here doing God's work man. Thank you. Because some people don't know these things and don't understand that there's a difference between "cheese" and "cheese product" or "ice cream" and "frozen dairy dessert"

  • @mitchells2003
    @mitchells2003 Před 25 dny +127

    Side note: Coffeemate and Drumsticks are both Nestle products, so if you boycott the company, add those two to the list.

    • @higginswalsan
      @higginswalsan Před 25 dny +11

      You people are so obnoxious

    • @MB-ev9ix
      @MB-ev9ix Před 25 dny +49

      @higginswalsan found the Nestle plant lol

    • @TheDerrogative
      @TheDerrogative Před 24 dny

      ​@@higginswalsanfuck Nestlé. Horrible company. The products aren't even that good either.

    • @just83542
      @just83542 Před 24 dny +10

      what good is a boycott unless you can offer at least 2 superior products to substitute? this is a world of fingerclick "activism" not one where moral compunction can outweigh comsumerism.

    • @mitchells2003
      @mitchells2003 Před 24 dny

      @@just83542 Sometimes boycotting means going without. Frozen treats and additions to coffee should be pretty easy to live without.

  • @moodyinformed
    @moodyinformed Před 20 dny +387

    The phrase "food newbs" made me laugh. Just imagined people who've somehow lived their entire lives never encountering food and one day they just decide to shop for it and try it like its a new hobby.😂

    • @girlville
      @girlville Před 18 dny +25

      "yeah man, i've been really getting into food lately"

    • @spiderdude2099
      @spiderdude2099 Před 18 dny +16

      That’s sadly becoming a thing. People who get every grocery ordered online and never go to the store might miss the small print on boxes telling them this stuff.

    • @priatalat
      @priatalat Před 14 dny +8

      I can’t believe kids today are too young to know it was spelled “noobs”

    • @moodyinformed
      @moodyinformed Před 14 dny +5

      @@priatalat lol I'm 34 idk I thought it was just interchangeable been using the "newb" spelling since I was a teen

    • @antoniomgarcia1987
      @antoniomgarcia1987 Před 13 dny +1

      There are sadly a lot of people who don't have life skills. They are being raised by the streets and the internet without any ability to pick through information to find what they need.

  • @AlchemyofMindTV
    @AlchemyofMindTV Před 13 dny +1

    Not me trying to think back to my Cyber Security training that never happened...

  • @madisonrenner1667
    @madisonrenner1667 Před 6 dny

    Thank you dude. We need more people like you.

  • @_apicius
    @_apicius Před 25 dny +120

    As a cybersecurity professional and tormer line cook this was the intersection I was never expecting.

  • @ashkaunadib7638
    @ashkaunadib7638 Před 22 dny +36

    This is why nutrition labels are important. Food companies have tried lobbying to remove them. We can’t let them.

    • @cameronschyuder9034
      @cameronschyuder9034 Před 19 dny

      Lobbying to remove them is just so insidious. They are so necessary for so mamy

  • @Floigenkaspar
    @Floigenkaspar Před 18 dny

    All of these are better for the planet than the originals

  • @maddieb.4282
    @maddieb.4282 Před 3 dny

    This is why you’re legally obligated to list the ingredients on a package. If people won’t read that’s on them

  • @AmyC37217
    @AmyC37217 Před 25 dny +108

    Coffee Mate contains casein - so it's not vegan, it can also set off dairy allergy. Bac'n Bits are soy flakes.

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 Před 22 dny

      Im not a vegan so pardon my ignorance, but aint it that vegans in general consume milk?
      And those that dont consume milk are a subtype of vegan that I forgot the name of.

    • @st6x
      @st6x Před 22 dny +23

      @@WingMaster562 vegetarians consume milk, vegans do not! got a lil turned around there but no harm done.

    • @1One2Three5Eight13
      @1One2Three5Eight13 Před 22 dny +12

      So does Cool Whip, and most margarines. Having grown up with dietary restrictions, it boggles my mind every time I get "oh, we know you can't have dairy so we made sure to use margarine", and it's just a regular, dairy-containing margarine. It's not that I expect people to automatically know, it's that the extent to which people don't check the ingredients is foreign to me.

    • @JayLeePoe
      @JayLeePoe Před 22 dny +2

      @@st6x Well... not *other animals* milks, unless their mothers chose more Vegetable Oil Slurry for their babies to save their nips or medical reasons.

    • @chronic_payne5669
      @chronic_payne5669 Před 22 dny +1

      @@JayLeePoewhat? Vegetarians consume milk from cows, goats, yaks, sheep.

  • @willjay916
    @willjay916 Před 25 dny +402

    Reminds me of a college friend who was home for Passover and let it slip that she thought that Bacon Bits tasted like the real thing. Her mother shot her a look that said both "How do you know?" and "Don't say anything more right now".

    • @mitchells2003
      @mitchells2003 Před 25 dny +41

      Sounds like something I'd say as a joke to get a rise out of my family (if they were Kosher)

    • @gz5405
      @gz5405 Před 25 dny +33

      @@notsans9995 ragebait

    • @alagahinorondez8525
      @alagahinorondez8525 Před 24 dny +2

      ❤Haha 😄 reminds me my oma always run 🏃‍♀️ 4 her bacon bit's 🥓 🤣 must av

    • @neverstopschweiking
      @neverstopschweiking Před 24 dny +27

      I like to say that horse meat tastes better than dog meat. People in the west get always shocked by that sentence.

    • @user-ul1xq2db4f
      @user-ul1xq2db4f Před 24 dny

      Have you had bear meat ​@@neverstopschweiking

  • @TomasBruno-ww6tg
    @TomasBruno-ww6tg Před 9 dny +1

    Margarine is even worse. Unless the US food code says otherwise, it's a mix between veg and animal fat, artificially saturated to get a butter-like consistency

    • @Nn-3
      @Nn-3 Před 8 dny

      As opposed to butter, which is animal fat.

  • @taeganmoses3686
    @taeganmoses3686 Před 18 dny

    U earned a sub. Usually, if someone pops up on my fyp more than 3 times, and all are good, then I like and sub. This is the first short I watched. Keep it up, my guy

  • @N33k5
    @N33k5 Před 25 dny +103

    "non dairy creamers" usually contain dairy components (casein) though which makes them dangerous to those with dairy intolerances and allergies but, because of weird food legalese they use the term "non dairy" to describe the product. Cool whip use to have no dairy in it but, the recipe changed and now it does. Most margarine brands contain dairy as well.

    • @ShaneMowgli
      @ShaneMowgli Před 24 dny +4

      It's wild how wrong you are on everything you said 😂

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme Před 24 dny +1

      So you're saying non-dairy creamers should be labelled as dairy, then? And then people like you are gonna complain that it's not really dairy. Having a component doesn't make it dairy.
      They are being truthful that it isn't. That's like saying milk has water, therefore anything with water is dairy.
      Fyi, people with diary intolerance can't have lactose, not casein.

    • @N33k5
      @N33k5 Před 24 dny +27

      @@ShaneMowgli I'm not though? I am one of those people that have to make sure I am not getting exposed to dairy.

    • @N33k5
      @N33k5 Před 24 dny

      @@itsgonnabeanaurfromme lol not only lactose intolerant people exist casein will cause problems for people with dairy allergies casein is a protein found in dairy milk and people can be intolerant to it as well. But it's not you getting sick so you don't care which is fine.

    • @withelisa
      @withelisa Před 24 dny +31

      ​@ShaneMowgli he's not wrong. Read the nutrition labels. I had a dairy allergy for years and these weren't safe for me to eat

  • @PrettyBoyKii
    @PrettyBoyKii Před 22 dny +9

    My first job was at a movie theater and we were told to ask people if they wanted "buttery topping" as opposed to "butter" on their popcorn because it was in fact hydrogenated soybean oil.

  • @keotobloodrose9213
    @keotobloodrose9213 Před 16 dny

    "pasteurized processed cheese product" is a personal favourite of mine.

  • @barrettdmize
    @barrettdmize Před 18 dny

    This man needs top level security

  • @elizabethbottroff1218
    @elizabethbottroff1218 Před 21 dnem +291

    This is a great video. Having said that, I want to warn you and your viewers. I was working as an engineer on a ship in the '90s. The galley cook was asking everyone in the dinner line if they had a seafood or shellfish allergy before he served them. He let us know that, "imitation crab," will often still contain the dangerous allergens. It is imitation to cut costs. But it will still often have some of the real to give it the base flavor. Never risk the health with, "imitation," products, if you or your meal guests have known allergies. I've never forgotten his warnings.

    • @941books2
      @941books2 Před 20 dny +15

      Imitation crab is usually a type of white fish.

    • @M23js
      @M23js Před 20 dny +12

      ​@@941books2yeah, but because it's labeled as "crab" it's made around other shellfish or places with it. Better safe than sorry.

    • @alexmsevans
      @alexmsevans Před 19 dny +7

      yup! I've never seen imitation crab that doesn't have wheat/gluten in it. As someone with celiacs disease that can be a pretty big deal

    • @Kennedyzoo
      @Kennedyzoo Před 19 dny +7

      @@M23jsthe comment was probably to say that imitation crab still has seafood so it might still contain allergens. It really depends on whether a person has a shell fish allergy or a seafood allergy. However like someone said there are other potential allergens like gluten, wheat etc. people with allergies need to know specifics of both their allergies AND the ingredients in the food they eat. My granddaughter has a ton of allergies and my daughter does deep dives in all the foods they eat.

    • @kevinmoynihan5118
      @kevinmoynihan5118 Před 19 dny +1

      @@M23js It can’t be labeled as “crab” actually, it will usually be spelled “krab” unless imitation is explicitly added on.

  • @adi96adi
    @adi96adi Před 25 dny +123

    Another fun one is moose tracks, which is actually a branded flavor of ice cream. So whenever you see a local ice cream place selling "moose trax" it's bc they're actually rebels 😎

    • @syundown6005
      @syundown6005 Před 24 dny +1

      Wow that's interesting I just thought it referred to the flavor

    • @adi96adi
      @adi96adi Před 24 dny +9

      @@syundown6005 a reasonable thought bc it doesn't take a genius to figure out that fudge and peanut butter cups go well in ice cream

    • @AmandaLovesOldFords
      @AmandaLovesOldFords Před 24 dny

      I've only seen the trademarked Moose Tracks. That's funny though. Must be an ice cream shop that actually makes their own ice cream.

    • @CocoaChris917
      @CocoaChris917 Před 24 dny +6

      Or maybe its a moose tracks substitute made entirely out of vegetable oils

    • @1xBossup
      @1xBossup Před 23 dny

      @@CocoaChris917Lmfao

  • @irrelevantFJS
    @irrelevantFJS Před 3 dny

    It's really important to note that coffemate has dairy proteins in it, so it is NOT vegan. They can legally call it "non dairy" because there's no lactose. But it is NOT dairy free.

  • @anaeden6229
    @anaeden6229 Před 18 dny

    You just gained yourself a follower for getting straight to the point with out some 15 second intro.

  • @Slackerhun
    @Slackerhun Před 25 dny +92

    Imitation crab is the chicken nuget of seafood. Mostly leftovers, but still awesome.

  • @position5761
    @position5761 Před 20 dny +36

    "maple flavoured syrup" instead of "maple syrup" it is usually pretty easy to pick it because the proper syrup comes in a glass bottle and the maple flavoured syrup comes in plastic and is a lot cheaper.

    • @MrFrancoisMorrissey
      @MrFrancoisMorrissey Před 10 dny +2

      i get my real stuff from cans heh

    • @maxTheOG
      @maxTheOG Před 10 dny +1

      @@MrFrancoisMorrissey yep real OGs get it from cans

  • @pearhams2
    @pearhams2 Před 11 dny

    When you work at a grocery store you "see" it all.

  • @FranBH4
    @FranBH4 Před 18 dny

    I worked at Walmart and people would leave frozen “dairy” products on the shelves in different parts of the store and when they “melted” it wasn’t a puddle of cream and sugar that came out. It was a gel like substance that oozed. It didn’t ooze far, just enough to make a mess. But the product would be warm. So disgusting!

  • @shayolinparker2934
    @shayolinparker2934 Před 25 dny +684

    There's only a few products that I care if I'm getting the "real" thing or not. I've been burned by "chocolate flavored candy" one too many times that I always make sure I'm getting actual chocolate

    • @Hi_Im_Akward
      @Hi_Im_Akward Před 25 dny +25

      Ew, I hate fake chocolate or low percentage chocolate. Who even buys it on purpose?

    • @Sgt.Shirou-no2vi
      @Sgt.Shirou-no2vi Před 25 dny +3

      Burned? As in literally? Only chocolate I think of that gives a burning feeling if I eat to many in a short time are mill duds

    • @shayolinparker2934
      @shayolinparker2934 Před 25 dny +54

      @@Sgt.Shirou-no2vi not literally, it was just really gross and tasted nothing like actual chocolate

    • @SaturdayParker
      @SaturdayParker Před 25 dny +8

      I remember my dad bringing home what he thought was a chocolate duck colored yellow.
      It was milk-FLAVORED, that was the most disgusting thing ever. Ruined my whole day

    • @dorabrooks76
      @dorabrooks76 Před 25 dny +8

      I insist on using real vanilla extract in my baking. I can taste a difference, especially in vanilla flavored baked goods (of course lol). My sister goes to Mexico almost yearly and brings me back a three pack of Mexican vanilla extract as my gift each time. Usually lasts me until her next trip- I measure it with my heart. Haha! 😅

  • @Bipolar_Bunny
    @Bipolar_Bunny Před 22 dny +153

    Same thing is true for "lite" foods. They spell it that way because actually saying "light" would be false advertising and they could be sued for it.
    Those foods are honestly not much better then the non-lite ones.

    • @TheZebinatorofficial
      @TheZebinatorofficial Před 21 dnem

      I just stay away from all light/lite products, it's all chemical necromancy and they all taste like ass

    • @ThatGirlJD
      @ThatGirlJD Před 21 dnem +8

      It's usually just better to eat less of the regular version.

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp Před 20 dny +12

      "Lite" usually means less fat and more sugar. Taken as an average and rounding to the nearest whole number, I can think of zero instances where that would be better.

    • @Ohdeerohman
      @Ohdeerohman Před 20 dny

      @@JETZcorp what about for weight loss?

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp Před 20 dny +2

      @@Ohdeerohman My experience has been that cutting sugar and carbs to the bone and eating fats instead is fantastic for weight loss. The full reasoning is a little complicated, but the short version is that carbs and especially sugar create a hunger response more quickly than an equal calorie load of fats or proteins. That makes it harder to maintain the calorie deficit you need to lose weight, because being hungry will increase the chances of snacking, eating bigger subsequent meals, etc. So for example, if I'm having a salad, lite dressing will leave me hungry again HOURS sooner, out of proportion to the calories saved.
      Depending on your genetics, that might be a trivial difference, or it could be colossal. For myself and everyone in my family, it's a colossal difference. I suspect that most people who struggle with weight loss are the ones who this makes a difference for. People who can eat simple carbs and not get hungry again don't really have a reason to get fat in the first place. I know a guy who is like that. He can only gain weight if he eats to the point where it hurts, and then loses weight if he just stops doing that. Dude never gets hungry no matter what he eats. Fat people usually aren't like that, so controlling the hunger response is valuable. For myself, even fruit and whole grains tend to put my body in "burn sugar, store fat for hibernation, get hungry once the sugar is gone" mode.
      I recommend watching a documentary called "That Sugar Film," which is here on CZcams. It's kind of like SuperSize Me, except the guy eats the average Australian's sugar intake all in the form of healthy-marketed low-fat foods like yogurt, fruit juices, "lite" products, etc. No soda or junk food or fast food. Dude got wrecked just as bad as the SuperSize Me guy.

  • @empirion502
    @empirion502 Před 4 dny

    Pay attention in the butter section, people. Check the ingredients. You'll probably be amazed. You'll probably also end up buying some actual butter for once.

  • @Jiggerjaw
    @Jiggerjaw Před 19 dny +1

    Miracle whip, I grew up on it and the whole time thought it was just off brand mayo. Then tried it again as an adult and was like "tf is this garbage"

  • @_Pyroon_
    @_Pyroon_ Před 20 dny +315

    Honey is almost never real at fast food places. Notice it's usually honey sauce or honey dip; typically mostly composed of HFCS and occasionally a bit of honey.

    • @yaloolah42
      @yaloolah42 Před 12 dny +7

      Or "bit o' honey," if you will

    • @azaminediva3618
      @azaminediva3618 Před 11 dny +17

      I was so annoyed when I found out Cracker Barrel's 100% pure maple syrup is only 40% maple syrup - the rest was corn syrup. Somehow get away with it as it is all 'syrup'.

    • @Proverbs_8_feeds_my_soul
      @Proverbs_8_feeds_my_soul Před 10 dny

      @@yaloolah42you win 🥇

    • @user-pf8hs7nv6z
      @user-pf8hs7nv6z Před 10 dny +4

      My mom once bought a big glass jar of "honey" back when i was a child. I liked it more than actual honey.
      Now i know it's 99% sugar syrup and 1%...mystery.

    • @kingbeam80ify
      @kingbeam80ify Před 9 dny +3

      poor america. Can't even afford real honey

  • @mimikiryuu
    @mimikiryuu Před 25 dny +66

    I've been doing this for YEARS. I use KFC to explain it though. Honey SAUCE is not honey. Buttery Spread is not butter. They get sneaky but once you see it, it pops out more.

    • @neverstopschweiking
      @neverstopschweiking Před 24 dny +6

      Yes, but in many countries, if it's called honey sauce, it does contain honey. It's easy with internationally sold things. For example if you look at Germany, Bud light can't be sold there as Budweiser or even beer. The company doesn't have a legal right to the brand in most of the world as it belongs to different Czech company and Germany respects that, plus it can't be even called a beer as it is made out of fermented rice, which Germany doesn't recognize as beer ingredient.

    • @AmandaLovesOldFords
      @AmandaLovesOldFords Před 24 dny +1

      I knew they had "buttery spread" but was shocked about the fake honey packets when I first got one.

    • @theoriginalmonstermaker
      @theoriginalmonstermaker Před 22 dny +5

      why and HOW did ANYONE think otherwise??
      I'm actually shocked anyone in the world didn't realize this simply by the manner language was used... if it WAS honey, it would say honey, and even then, if it's at all not LIKE honey in texture, taste, or appearance, then it's probably NOT honey.
      Seems INCREDIBLY obvious.

    • @theoriginalmonstermaker
      @theoriginalmonstermaker Před 22 dny

      ​@@AmandaLovesOldFordsyeah, I'm sure most "syrup" you've ever put in pancakes in no way originated in a tree like make syrup either... again, pretty obvious when actual maple syrup is 5X the cost... but who tf cares?
      Honey or not, make syrup or not, if anything your eating is super sweet, it's filled with sugar and calories and not "healthy" either way, so what's the difference?
      Easy a variety of foods, mostly plants. Anything that tastes "good" is probably high in calories. But unless you're trying to lose weight, that also doesn't really matter.

    • @Philemaphobia
      @Philemaphobia Před 22 dny +2

      I am also happy that I live in a Country that doesn’t even allow Oats and Soy water to call itself milk :D
      Where there is real beer and anything else is a Beer Mixed Drink. Also our language focuses on the ‚End‘ of a word which is usually just a precise description.

  • @itaystav6111
    @itaystav6111 Před 14 dny

    Margarine (at least the traditional one) is not just vegetable oil as is, it's processed vegetable oil to make it solid at room temperature which also adds trans fat - something you definitely don't want to consume.

  • @wonderfullysuper
    @wonderfullysuper Před 20 dny +34

    Love that you made this a video about knowledge instead of shaming those who enjoy those food items anyways with/without knowing the specifics about what they are! Great video!

  • @mllenessmarie
    @mllenessmarie Před 20 dny +192

    As a vegan and cybersecurity specialist... Holy moly, that analogy with domains was SPOT ON. 👌 Edit: so that's how it feels to be the target audience hmmm.

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Před 19 dny +2

      Cool

    • @XxXMrSisterFisterXxX
      @XxXMrSisterFisterXxX Před 19 dny +4

      we found the one person this short was aimed at

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Před 18 dny +3

      @@XxXMrSisterFisterXxX every now and then we receive confirmation that we’re all just side characters in someone else’s film…
      We’re all just secondary or background characters, and they’re the main characters!
      And it’s truly astounding how not all vegans are the main characters - but all main characters do seem to be vegan… 🤔
      They especially love making sure all of us background nobodies are aware of that.

    • @mllenessmarie
      @mllenessmarie Před 18 dny

      @@mason96575 My dude, u okay?

    • @IzzmeisterSupreme
      @IzzmeisterSupreme Před 16 dny +9

      Wow, target audience reached

  • @ashb7846
    @ashb7846 Před 19 dny

    This all could be summed up with “read the ingredients and learn what they mean.” Food is a fascinating science.

  • @rellsw02
    @rellsw02 Před 4 hodinami

    As someone who has a dairy allergy, I am very grateful that those alternatives exist. I didn't always feel left out in food choice because of these items.

    • @kevinlewis8736
      @kevinlewis8736 Před 2 hodinami +1

      To be fair, if you have a dairy allergy, you cannot have coffee mate. Even though it says "non-dairy", it still has milk protein from real milk, and it absolutely is dairy.

    • @rellsw02
      @rellsw02 Před 2 hodinami

      @@kevinlewis8736 I drink coffee black 😉

  • @marks9444
    @marks9444 Před 21 dnem +56

    Alternate video title: A bunch of food stuff you already know and something you didn't know about cybersecurity.

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch Před 19 dny +2

      You probably should have already known it, it’s normally a part of that “social media/computer safety” section of your onboarding.

  • @captainmorgan2307
    @captainmorgan2307 Před 21 dnem +9

    Made with real cheese.
    In other words, cheese watched the whole process of making fake cheese.

  • @silvenshadow
    @silvenshadow Před 19 dny

    I'm so glad that it's illegal to call things that are not milk or cheese by those names.

  • @apaullo1387
    @apaullo1387 Před 14 hodinami

    Frozen dairy dessert is the label companies use to get away with putting more air in their ice cream, since actual ice cream needs a particular ratio of air to cream. That's still basically ice cream, it's not like they're hiding vegetables in there

  • @kim2306
    @kim2306 Před 22 dny +38

    I love how you bring up Cybersecurity training as if most people know what a domain is 😂

    • @Pavlinka__
      @Pavlinka__ Před 21 dnem +3

      well most office people should have done cybersecurity training, altho i'm p sure most of them also cheated haha

  • @bj.bruner
    @bj.bruner Před 25 dny +17

    I found this out in Mexico where the term ice cream isn't regulated and you have to search high and low to find an ice cream (or any dairy product really) that isn't milk solids and vegetable fat.

    • @higginswalsan
      @higginswalsan Před 25 dny

      Very thankful that in the US we have enough horrifically obese people (like me) that it warrants ice cream being as heavily regulated as EU protected foods

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret Před 24 dny +1

      At that point I'd just own a cow. I can't consume plant oils as I get very ill from them.

    • @MichaelRGlatfelterJr
      @MichaelRGlatfelterJr Před 22 dny

      I was going to mention that about Mexico. Even most of the milk has vegetable oils in it. I have to look at the ingredients to make sure I'm getting the real stuff. It's rediculous how many products sold in Mexico are fake.

    • @bj.bruner
      @bj.bruner Před 22 dny

      @@LycanFerret They're around, you just have to know where to look

  • @selalewis9189
    @selalewis9189 Před 18 dny

    I became lactose intolerant in my teens and clearly-labeled vegan options were not as widely available in the late ‘90s. Those mainstream foods mentioned here were a great in-between option until I could afford something more healthy. To me, those words were telling me I could eat them without having flu-like symptoms for a week.

  • @usagi-sama8595
    @usagi-sama8595 Před 17 dny

    100% facts. As an advertising major, I've been screaming this for years. I hate Cool Whip with a violent passion.

  • @hatsanddragons4722
    @hatsanddragons4722 Před 21 dnem +16

    I'm actually allergic to vegetable oil. You sir just made me fully aware of certain things that I've been eating on the regular and have left me wondering if a couple of things have just been me having a constant allergic reaction.

    • @fotoschopro1230
      @fotoschopro1230 Před 19 dny

      That sucks since they have a half-life of 680 days in the body.
      Don't know what it's like for phytochemicals in the oils.
      But maybe you could kind of purge that stuff if you do fasting?

    • @mega-egg5808
      @mega-egg5808 Před 19 dny

      ​@@fotoschopro1230that sounds like really bad advice 😔

    • @fotoschopro1230
      @fotoschopro1230 Před 19 dny

      @@mega-egg5808 Why? People on elimination diets often take some time before issues stop.

    • @hatsanddragons4722
      @hatsanddragons4722 Před 19 dny +1

      @@fotoschopro1230 I physically can not do any sort of fasting with the way my health is. That will just straight up send me to the hospital. Besides, this is a full blown allergy. I don't think fasting is going to suddenly make my body stop trying to destroy itself the moment a bit of vegetable oil enters my system.

    • @fotoschopro1230
      @fotoschopro1230 Před 18 dny

      @@hatsanddragons4722 That sucks, I guess.
      Hope you get better.

  • @Lynn.Panadero4242
    @Lynn.Panadero4242 Před 21 dnem +4

    I brought home some generic cool whip one day and shared amazement that it was lactose free. My wife casually commented, “Most non-dairy whipped toppings are.”
    It’s the noun thing that you just shared. It wasn’t cream that was whipped; it was a topping.

  • @SSSauceyBuns
    @SSSauceyBuns Před 15 dny

    Crazier thing is to look at how much vegetable oils there are in things...
    And how vegetable oil only started being sold as a food product about 100 years ago.
    And how much worse our populations health has gotten in the same 100 years, despite the rapid improvement in healthcare in the same time span.
    It's not the only contributing factor, but definitely a big one

  • @computersales
    @computersales Před 7 dny +1

    Makes me sad to know cool whip is made of vegetable oil. Never knew that.

  • @KristopherBel
    @KristopherBel Před 25 dny +13

    Bacon bits are often crispy soy bits and i love them.

    • @JayDuuubb
      @JayDuuubb Před 25 dny +2

      Some bacon bits are literally bacon. The kind he is talking about are always labeled as artifical bacon so it's easy to skip that since it's clearly stated. Also who would trust shelf stable bacon that does not need refrigerated after opening

    • @91thewatcher23
      @91thewatcher23 Před 24 dny +3

      @@JayDuuubbPeople that know that jerky has existed for hundreds of years.

    • @AmandaLovesOldFords
      @AmandaLovesOldFords Před 24 dny +1

      ​@@JayDuuubbthey actually sell "real bacon bits" that are shelf stable until you open them.

    • @JayDuuubb
      @JayDuuubb Před 24 dny

      @@AmandaLovesOldFords I meant after it's been opened but didn't write that. Since the fake ones don't need refrigeration at all