Different Types of Civilizations
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Different Types of Civilizations. This is very sensational
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As a Romanian, I'm going to defend Hungary here and say that they do actually have like 3 boats on the Danube. The reason why i know this is because i live close to the Danube and i stole their 3 boats, they are currently in my backyard.
It is like the horse incident of 900' when the first hungarians arrived in Transylvania,left their horses unattended for 5 minutes and they "disappeared".
si Gattsu a furat, a furat ideile lui Peter Zeihan din cartea lui Accidental Superpower si de pe canalul lui de youtube
As a Hungarian, this is absolutely true, since this incident we dont have a "navy".
roman prins in comment sectionu lu gattsu
you shouldnt have admitted
Gattsu never fails to makes me feel like I have a Brain Tumor
maybe you do
Listening to non-whites often does
@@soulsidejourney2693nice troll racist
@@soulsidejourney2693 seethe
@atom7438 This is the most balkan conversation lmao
Thank God, he cut out Florida when he was drawing the map. Let's get you this Visa young man
If Flodira didn't exist 90% of crazy American stereotypes would disappear. 😂
@@fullmetaltheorist Nah that would barely be 10%. You still forgot about the stereotypes from California, Texas,New York, New Jersey, Ohio, Alabama, etc.
Do you really want to get rid of your 4th most productive state (by gdp)?😄 1.3 trillion dollars out of your economy, which is about 5% of your whole economy (26 trillion $ gdp).
@@-AxisA- That's from all the meth labs and pill mills
@@sonicwave779perc 40’s hot off the press from Tampa
Shit so strong it’ll add 3 mm to your foreskin
there's something about an eastern european with an extreme accent talking about geopolitics with a bunch of jpegs transitioning around that's really entertaining for no apparent reason
it's the signature eastern european suffering that adds something
I don't think his accent is extreme lmao but it does help
It's a good day when Gattsu uploads a video.
Mhmm
Fax
It certainly is a day when Gattsu uploads
after a bad day, little dose of gattsus wisdom, sins fade away
True true.
Gattsu might not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver 🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Might not be? That implied HE CAN 😟
As a Romanian, I thank god everyday that I am not Hungarian, until my first DNA test.
As *not* a Romanian, I too thank God everyday that I am not Hungarian
As an Indian, I thank God we have our own Balkan but Asian countries 😅😊
As a Hungarian, i cry everyday about my existence. But at least im not Romanian.
@@daniel.ascetic but Romanians will Steal your Organs
@@Shiva-05 yeah
as a hungarian u don’t gotta make us feel even worse 😢
don worry my fellow eu citizen, although you hate us, we romanians dont hate you at all and you can use our port any time you want
@yoker_77 @alex990ism dăm toți câte un shot de pálinka și cântăm "az a szép" și "treceți batalioane" după până picăm în șanț 😂😂😂 🍻🥂🍾
@@alex990ism This is obviously a russian plant and I do not understand what they are doing here.
The proper response is: Bozgor detected opinion rejected TAUR ALB 🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪
Chill bro eat the Goulash
I guess being landlocked is like being short, you always compensate, I guess that's why belarus, our neighbor that's landlocked, is so angry all the time. 😂
Gattsu's been talking so much shit about the UK, I like that he has decided to be nice about it for once. Fair and balanced.
as a hungarian, everything said in this video is 100% fact. we have ZERO ports. but the river's pretty cool kind of idk
It’s still sucks because you can’t have as much tonnage as with being in Iowan ocean
Here in Bulgaria we do have sea ports, but still we are in worse economical situation than Hungary
@@nevyanplamenov5409not for a long time bro, you see the direction hungarian economy is going at the moment...
Gattsu never fails to clap my cheeks
did you say no homo?
hahaha I repeated the same dumbass sex joke that has been said 46533 times already
@@iISkyGameIi huh gay
goofy
Do you want some boulletts?
As a Turkish person this shit is funny asf. If you get offended when your country is getting shit on please come back when you are grown up. Keep it up Gattsu good vid.
Wdym?
Why didnt gatsu talk about what happened 1071 and 1453 for turks wink wink georgians only won single aaa fucking war in the world 😂 lmfao gangbanged by turks 100s of years and finally won in 1121 because of byzantium
What?
As a Nepalese, The landlocked dependency on your neighbours is so real.
We are stuck between rock and hard place.
The British conquered 25% of the world for good food and then they invented beans on toast smh
It’s the equivalent of Mac and cheese, quick, easy and good food :)
This man makes me feel so proud to be british for about 10 seconds then i go straight into deep depression and lose about 100 brain cells by the end of the video
It was very interesting to see gattsus tranformation from reading drain gang fanfictions to making educational geopolitical commentary videos
Armenia literally migrating to Mediterranean from Caucasus to finally get a port is funniest thing ever
Can we appreciate how Gattsu never fails to spread our cheeks apart and fill us with content
Stealing comments that didnt make people laugh 2 years ago.
@@Ukraineaissance2014🤓
Buld really called -1⁰C cold💀 7:43
11:40 As a Norwegian I cannot forgive this. This is the greatest offense! 😂
As German the Belgium thing was also hilarious af
@@hanneswohlsdorf7769 As a Belgian, yeah, it was funny
as a Swede I agree
As a Romanian, due to feeling very pandered to, I decided to finally buy merch from the kartli shop.
Gattsu Is basically the georgian version of degenerocity.
This man is not pregnant but he never fails to deliver💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣
actually at 5:20 hungary didn''t "pick up a sword and conquered croatia", there was a succession crisis in croatia (that hungarians may or may not have contributed to) so the croatian nobles decided to form a personal union with hungary.
ahh Gattsu, you are a living LEGEND ! love the Romania / Hungary memes 👌 keep up the spicy good job & cheers from RO !
Your videos literally help me to better understand history and geography
As a British person the HMS spice stealer is a national treasure
8:35 Speaking of which, I think Gattsu-chan would appreciate that the Georgians were just added as a playable civilization in Age of Empires 2 💪 💪 🇬🇪 🇬🇪 💪 💪
I recently learned that my Oma cheated with a Hungarian doctor and I’m actually a quarter Hungarian and I’ve never been more depressed in my life
Hungary is only landlocked since trianon in 1920
Gattsu isnt going to bring up Timurlane 💀💀💀
This is deadass the best geopraphy lesson I’ve ever been privy to 💀
Ah yes if gattsu made a minecraft server it would be a political hot dumpster fire and everyone would love it
We Dutch could easily produce enough food for ourselves, we just choose to grow flowers instead.
And then there's America which basically gets all the geographical benefits due to sheer size and distance.
00:03 As a person who lives in a flatland-type country I can confirm that is what it looks like
My guy found the only fight Turks lost and acted like they are the French
Stay in your place you turkish snowflakes, especially when you talk about the country that has won the most wars in the world (in the human History)
"LiKe It'S ThE FReNcH" try to think before opening your mouth next time.
the feds got him
I didn't have time to see his newest video. What was it about?
@@matewostadesse281 slander against intelligence agencies, similarly to the now 7 month old 'Beauty is used as propaganda. Here’s how.' on his channel but also some hot takes about terrorism
but he likely took it down himself because it was TOO spicy
More like the georgian masonry
after a bad day, little dose of gattsus wisdom, sins fade away. ngl
You forgot 1 enermy of the a good navy in the old days: wind. Edward the 3rd had to wait a long time for the wind to blow in the way of France in order to go and invade but sometimes it can be good e.g. the spannish armada lost because the wind blew in Britain' favor
Gattsu never fails to make my Turkish ass sitting in Germany mad
Montenegro has both the sea and the mountains 🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🗻🗻🗻🗻🗻🗻🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Crna gora 🗣🗣🔥🔥
Gattsu you dont need to pay to pass through the Istanbul strip because it is not a man made cannal like Suez, the money turkey gets is from ships parking next to the cannal cuz it takes some time to pass through it.
But they are building an alternate through Istanbul just to do that too.
@@Warriorcats64 yep
I think vessels who cross Bosporus are piloted, by local captains, and they are payd.
as a hungarian, this video is hilarious. btw gattsu, i think you'd love budapest. whenever you and roman are able, you both should travel there
Meanwhile the Netherlands exporting all its produce instead of just using it themselves:
As a swiss person i can say, trading some questionabelle gold and ammunition in ww2 was just buisness. And i just like money. (I really like it)
Thank you Gattsu for mentioning my country for 3 seconds, I feel blessed.
Man! Gattsus videos slaps harder then my grandpa
the first part is just Gattsu being a Horatio nelson fanboy.
as a hungarian I must state that while most is said for the funnies, hungary actually had ports for hundreds of years as we had access to the croatian shores. It's just that we eventually lost to the ottomans and it all went downhill...
As a hungarian living in Switzerland, the algorithm said: here, watch this guy talk trash about both of your beloved countries 🤠 great video btw 🤠
26 seconds in, and I already know this is gonna be a banger Gattsu vid
Nice for you to show Kazbegi, I haven't been there since 2019. Beautiful mountains
lived my whole life in switzerland and can say i was fairly surprised by our history classes.
they teach the kids and tell them theyre rich because of shady business (ww2 gold) but still portray them as mostly the good guys.
its honestly pretty funny because before that the whole land was pretty much all farmers just scraping by.
As a swede i really appreciate that gattsu forgot the norwegians in the mountain countries as i know how much it will annoy the little gnomes
1718
Battle of dynekilen
I love peter wessel tordenskjold
1814 (no, not the swedish-norwegian war, but something else that happened then which pissed yall off)
No oil?
We live in such dystopian times that we can't even show baby pictures of some failed Austrian painter without having our livelihoods threatened. Literally 1498
As an American I'd give you the tourist visa just because of this video!!
Gattsu moving from his Canada Stan era to his US Stan era - taste the freedom baby!!
Elbrus is in Russia entirely, so technically Georgia doesn't have the highest mountain in Europe
We hungarians can use croatias porst, and they are like one of the two neigburs who dont hate us
As a Norwegian, I appriciate you putting the Swedish flag when talking about our country for 1 second :)))))))))))))))) ANOTHER GATTSU BANGER!
As a Hungarian, I thought nothing could trigger me until I saw us being depicted as a dependent whore to Romania 💀
Jokes aside, grant this man his US Visa 🫡
Please don't stop finding excuses to use the "I need more booletts" gif. It makes my day everytime.
8:24 unless their fighting timur, then hed just slaughter the entire population until the left or gave up😭. Bros like him and genghis are so underrated in evil (we’ll definitely not timur)
i watch every gattsu upload, i'm getting addicted
Gattsu never hesitates to simultaneously flatter and shit on any country, seasoned with a pinch of based memery
I know the landlocked country of Mongolia are probanly thinking." Man... I used to had this entire continent on its knees. If only we expaned our country a little bit eastwards."
Nah but saying Romanians look exactly like Hungarians is crazy...
3:05 I mean, moving as far away from what would eventually become Russia was a smart move from us 🇭🇺
(Just wait until you learn how we purchased the land we're living on now...)
that tourist visa must be worth it
the Black Sea is practically a lake
I'm so glad I invested 30 videos ago , now I get to see Romanian memes against Hungary . Ly Gattsu
Honey wake up, new Gattsu video dropped
Someone get this funny man a tourist visa.
God nerfed Hungary by keeping them landlocked
ძალიან მაგრად აპიარებ საქართველოს, დაგიფასდება
”it gets pretty cold” laughs in northen swedish😭
another certified gattsu classic
Georgia defeating a 500k jihad with 30k in middle ages and right after that defeating 100k of sejuks with 10k and repeat is literally medival Georgian history summerized
3:42 Whoa! 40% that's crazy
bro is making my day
Cheers bro, nice to see a popular georgian channel, magari kontentia, gaagrdzele
Gattsu, please become a history professor at Harvard. Society needs you
9:28 if Hannibal could cross mountains with elephants… then a regular army can cross it, even with a few bombs in the way.
you have called a destroyer a battleship you have declared war on the whole naval community
Bolivia and Kazakhstan being landlocked and having a navy regardless
Britain was invaded more than most countries, Saxons, vikings, celts, picts, normans, romans
So clearly islands get invaded
As a romanian, you have won my like 🗿
Thank you Gattsu, very cool
I love Gattsu’s videos ❤
7:46 you underestimate how willing Georgian men are for that…
BABE WAKE UP GATTSU POSTED
უფ გაიხარე გიგი კაკრას ვუყურებდი შენს ვიდეოებს 🤣
ur merch being drip sold me!
As a Hungarian I love this video
I am Swiss and I always love the subject of swiss hipocricy, but damn Gattsu I would love to sit with you around a table, smoke a fat one and have a discussion about the J** Gold thing
As a mountain person, I routinely go up 9-13,000 feet on the journey for poon
this dude is my favorite youtube ever
Awesome graphics and physics combo
very amusing great stuff love the energy
edit: in fact, i'll sub