Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episodes 4-5 - Team Four Star (TFS)
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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 06 is coming later this month, we wanted to give you all a quick refresher course on the series! Enjoy the first three episodes of TeamFourStar's vampiric dark comedy parody!
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Episode 4: Trigger Warning
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Episode 5: Lay Back and Think of Oblivion
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Sorry about the drop in audio quality, folks. As it turns out, AC/DC doesn't like people using their music and copyright struck the video. We had to edit it out accordingly.
However, it's still up unedited on Twitch!
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Oh that's absolute horseshit. Send Alucard after them.
And here I was thinking they were cool.
😢
Bs
Big RIP
“The holocaust museum?”
“No, leave that be, no one will deny what we did.”
At least they aren’t trying to cover it up
Just shows how much man can underestimate the ignorance of other men.
This joke is probably the darkest yet funniest one in the entire show.
@Screw CZcams what?
@Screw CZcams fucking what? Lol
"My boss is a woman, I was a chick in the forties, I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY, and there's no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference . "
"So in other words Ms. Van Wrinkle." "Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Check your privilege."
What annoyingly brilliant is that this comment has perfect grammar, reading it compared to most nowadays hurt my brain a little
@@BOTSLAYER2 well, space period .
@@BOTSLAYER2 So what's your problem Mr. "What annoyingly?"
@@Eye_of_a_Texan there isn’t one, I’m amazed by it
“How do he get in here?!”
“We had over a dozen guards”
“Those were ours? 😐”
I mean oh my god how did get through the guards-ss-ks?!
xD
"Judas priest..."
"You mean like the band?"
"THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM"
That kills me everytime
"She's a woman?"
"She's 22?"
One of these I have trouble accepting
Which is?
@@somedickhead6255 which indeed
@@somedickhead6255 if you meet a 22 year old like Integra you get a ring ASAP
I get the Woman because well duh, but she’s fucking 22!?
??
Not gonna lie, Sir Penwood went out like a real badass
_"When you get to hell tell em Penwood sent you, and then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience!"_
One of my favorite lines. A timid mans baddass boast.
Honestly, if I ever end up as a vigilante, I'd use that line.
As blatantly British as you can get
"Were you see one man i see four"
@@joaokenobiamaral3215 yes.
"When you get to hell, tell' em Sir Penwood sent you, AND THEN APOLOGISE ON MY BEHALF FOR THE INCONVENIENCE"
Most gentleman-badass line in anime history
*(small boom)*
Sir Penwood secretly Canadian
It's awesome because he's basically saying "By sending you down to hell, I'm causing the demons down there an inconvenience just with who you are." "You ain't shit" taken to an extraordinary level.
Most gentlemen-like "fuck you" I have ever heard.
@iceboy1053 late to this, but that wasn't a small boom by any stretch, given I believe they were underground, and it was pulled back to above the tops of the buildings
"London Bridge is falling down!"
"Falling down?"
"Falling down!"
"London Bridge is falling down... My fair lady! What should we do?"
lol
Nice to see people are still coming back to this
@@IraessRanza you mean like for the first time:)
I watch this shit at least once a month for
the last 3years:)
@@keffkeff160 haha same
@@IraessRanza Ditto.
@@ActuallySatan He was even the one that was burning it down only to get killed. Poor Nazi vampire bastard.
What’s Allucard’s sexuality?
*Holes*
Having, or filling?
Alucard: YES!!!
@@Saavryn don’t forget making
@@sillylittleowlguy2392 Holes for days? Holes for days.
He is the Crimson Fucker after all.
If there's a hole there's a way
"DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISMAS LIST???" The anger. The hatred. I understand your pain Alucard. When someone doesn't buy me the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird, an advanced long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 85,000 feet, it pisses me off too.
Same.
I still remember the fake McDonald Douglas survey that was posted a decade or more back with things like "Where did you first find out about our products (a) Showroom floor, (b) Sales Representative, (c) Shot down by one, (d) Classfiied."
Same
Me too
Imagine asking for boxers and socks, and for for some reason it's hard too comprehend
Alucard: “Goodbye, you old hag. I would have still wrecked you like Diana.”
He still could.
But jokes aside, rest in peace old hag.
dammit man I didn't want to be sad today.
Penwood: IIIIII CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAN
Sugar lips will always have a special place in my heart
Lizzie is in a box!
25:40 "Contain, the calamity, that is your mammaries” 😆 gets me every time. Best way to rephrase “calm your tits”
Other options include hakuna your tatas
Adjust your bust, before it combusts.
Or don't have a rack attack
Lmao I actually used to use this line on my redheaded fiance.
XD
"How did he get in here?"
"We had over a dozen guards!"
"Those were ours?--- I mean Oh My GoD hOw DiD hE gEt ThRoUgH tHe GuArDsksks"
@Jaden Goore r/yourjokebutworse
@Alex Fielding r/redditmoment
@@cameronsmith4932 that’s fair
@@pedlar6839 r/Deskmonster
@@AceOfBlackjack r/whyamistillhere
Class war, drug war, race war, flame war, storage war, cold war
Ah yes, the six genders
Lol, which is Alucard?
@@faerie5926 all of the above
@@dasdoctorlp and none of the above.
He is Alucard. And no one knows his sexual preferences
vore
Many years ago, I was at a historical enactment after party. There was a pirate ship. With a cannon. In which shots were poured. Upon a successful shot, everyone shouted, "Bitches love cannons!"
This was all due to this show. It was excellent.
this sounds like the best party ever
When they called Anderson "The Angel's Dust", it was a reference to the hentai manga that Hirano took inspiration from and recycled to create Anderson. Pretty nice reference.
You say Recycled, I said Extended Canon
@@magoshighlands4074 nice
I always felt like Hellsing was a hentai. Explains a lot.
@@xelestial_sky Fun fact, Hirano was actually writing Hentai before he started Hellsing. He decided to branch out a bit and wrote a little one shot called Hellsing: Legends of the Vampire Hunter, which was a hentai itself, before deciding he wanted to do more with the premise, so he reworked it, removed the erotic stuff and upped the action, and now we have Hellsing as we know it.
@@magoshighlands4074🗿
"The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the forties, I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY, and there's no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference"
Best. Line. Ever. XD
It was amazing
In other words miss van winkle,
*CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE*
Haven’t you heard the sensation sweeping the nation bitches live cannons
Super Saiyan Michael AHHHHH
Man I don't know what I find funnier. The Catholic church strong-arming you into helping us, or the fact that you obviously haven't seen what I did to the statue of big J!
“I demand your respect!”
“No, you demand my attention.”
Awesome lines
Jenna Taube incredibly underrated line
Coupled with Cell's "first you had my attention, but now you have my erection!"
@@moredetonation3755 you mean attention?
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 You know what Cell's about.
CH CH CH CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!
‘Naw, naw, cuz it’s blimps’ gets me every time. Very underrated line
When?
19:04
My personal favorite from the entire series
“Was that boy-girl bothering you”
The way Alucard asks this to Seras 😂
Alucard says “did I just accidentally a war” so casually, but then you find out he killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand and blamed it on a teenager
Which lead to ww1 the nazis then ww2 so he started 3rd and once again it’s all his fault
You see, it all started with the last spotted dick pudding in the fridge ...
@@Galvatronover You should see what he did to the Turks
@@hernehaugen6878 you should see what he did to his farther
llol
“London bridge is falling down!”
“Falling down!?”
“Falling down!”
“London bridge is falling down...
My fair lady! What should we do?”
I can't believe they put that in there!😂
@@Pyrodorah They probably got the idea from the Muffin Man skit from Shrek
"Hans! No! And has having such a good day! He got to burn down London bridge! He sang ze song und everything!"
I literally died.
That shit will never not be funny
I think there is some level of thought for Anderson using bayonettes instead of knives. Knives are tools to be used for lots of things, a bayonet is specifically manufactured to kill.
Another theory is that he is the gun of god. And a gun has bayonets.
You can do everything with bayonets except sit on them. So it makes sense
@@St33lStrife people don’t put bayonets on their guns when they go hunting (for example) because the thing you are hunting and trying to eat will be dead before if could get to you and more importantly the one round is really all you need if you are skilled but at the end of the day you are there for a purpose and this is to EAT. On the other hand, if you put a bayonet on your gun, its probably because in the event you run out of ammo you need to still be able to KILL. Bayonet serve a specific purpose and will rarely, if ever, be seen on civilian weaponry.
@@DaltCity Bayonets have been obsolete since the end World war 2. Bigger magazine capacities as well as semi/fully automatic for standard issue weapons means bayonets are effectively useless outside of use as a general tool for soldiers, though there do exists a handful of modern examples of people stabbing someone in war.
@@yddet4369 well yes obviously it’s obsolete now lol. Nobody charges front lines anymore when the front line have enough ammo to kill 1000+ men with little to no downtime between fire. I’m talking about the original purpose of the bayonet. Now they are just a tool like any other knife due to the power creep of war.
The use of Edward Starr's 'War' during the annihilation of London is BRILLIANT
😅is it everything you hoped for, Georgia?😅
Heh. Star wars
“London bridge is falling down!”
“Falling down?!”
“Falling down!”
“London bridge is falling down... my fair lady...”
*POW*
NOOO and he was having such a good day he got to to burn ze London Bridge, sing ze song, EVERYTHING
Fun fact London bridge is in Arizona.
Ja ja, 'London Bridge is falling down' we've all heard the song. Look, you be the first one to burn it down go ahead and sing the song, I don't care.
@@Vohlfied "what about the holocoust museam?"
"Leave that be, no one will denie what we did."
I died after hearing that
@@Massive_Legend_Here "Vat about London Bridge?"
"Ya Ya, Ve All Heard Da Song... If You Vant to be there to Burn it Down and Sing it Be my guest!"
"And I'm pretty sure I was a girl."
"Wait but that impies the queen is...."
OH HOW THIS JOKE WENT OVER MY HEAD.
Wait is it really just the whole lesbian thing
@@oblivioussd6979 I believe so ges
Holy shit, I just got it.
@@allmyself666 I admit my first thought was that he was implying that the Queen was out hunting Nazi's during WW2. It was only the later repeats of the line that made me realize he was apparently a woman back then (never watched the actual series).
yeah alucard in WW2 was a girl there is like a whole manga dedicated whit that , him and a teenage walter where partners
R.I.P Betty. I wondered if she played that tape for the last time in her sleep in Episode 10.
She played that tape before she died
@@fulcrum2951 Okay very good.
Who again?
@@B_bang22 the queen
@@B_bang22Queen Elizabeth. She died last year
I only just now noticed that Rip V.W. was blushing furiously as Alucard choked her against the wall.
...Daddy.
What the fuuuuuck
No
@@robertmurphree4011 yes
in the manga she’s moaning watching alucard lick her blood on the floor
@@starflurries Hellsing is really some loser's hentai power fantasy, eh?
Me: “alucard what is your sexual preference?”
Alucard: “ YES”
Alucard’s sexual preference: violence
I don't think he would have any issues with ''NO'' either
Yaoi shippers: *Kirby theme intensifies*
Sarah Mendez tbh I think Kirby is more of an inanimate object of destruction and terror.
@@francisleary678 I'd say pansexual with a fetish for violence describes him best.
“Hans nooooo. And he was having such a good day. He got to burn down London Bridge, sing the song. EVERYTHING.”
"Sir, London bridge is falling down"
"falling down"
"falling down"
"London bridge is falling down. My fair lady
(what do we do)"
Nien
F.
Well congra-tu-lations
He is also the one who brought it down a notch at the beginning of the speech.
Imagine the afterlife is just reading legal lines for fan parodies
In TFS it certainly is.
26:46 Integra being casually grossed out and going “ew.. ew!” is one of my favourite little gags in this series
"Alucard, what is your sexual preference?"
Alucard: "The Queen"
Also Alucard: Integra or the police girl? Or all of them? Fuck it. All of them!
Don't forget Anderson
"Being right."
No it's "violence"
"Yes"
I think we can all agree on who the real enemies are here: AC/DC
Damn AC/DC.....
Is THis a JojO RefERenCe???
IMA buy some Kars
Send alucard. I'm sure he'll take care of them
I hate electricity to
"Jesus FUCKING CHRIST, I'VE MISSED YOU!!"
"Hey!"
"Oh shut up."
I died at this part, hahaha
"I'd still wreck you like diana." I was eating and damn near almost choked from laughter
I nearly spit my drink out on my computer
Vlad the impaler (dracula) is the distant uncle of queen Elizabeth. Just throwing that out there
incest is wincest
incest and nobility go together like bitches and cannons
"So that would imply that the queen-"
@@joseph-1972 all European nobles are related, but vlad's brother is one of Elizabeth's ancestors
@@joseph-1972 vlad's. Brother. That is the answer.
Fun fact: According to Kaiser, Jan going off script in the intro was actually unscripted, apparently the VA did that unprompted after getting in character.
exactly
Noice
Then that was absolutely amazing improv
Whose Jan?
@@magnusm4 Jan Valentine, the vulgar Valentine brother.
The delivery of "I can never have sex again!" And "Nah nah it's blimps" are perfect
Got rick rolled by team four star 6 years later
"This reminds me of when I kept your bed warm during the blitz."
"I was a chick in the 40s"
"Wait a second, that implies that the queen-"
"INTERRUPT ME AGAIN REGGIE!"
"SEE WHAT HAPPENS!"
He also has rows of teeth, like a shark, the queen is kinky
Soo the Queen was 15-19 years old in the 1940's?
@@solowingsjet ... She's older than Walter, and Walter was 15
Reggie turns traitor because alucard yelled at him *CONFIRMED*
"Judas Priest"
"Like zhe band?"
"Zhey were named after him!!"
Jake Saathoff such an underrated line
@@brandenapexo604 Lol, everytime I laugh.
Do u know the music that plays while anderson speaks in this scene?
@@HorohiwaGamePlays Shipping up to Boston by Dropkick Murphys
I love the line
I love the touch of throwing in one of Anderson's jubilant "AAAAAMEN!"'s that he was so fond of in the original. I think they really captured the spirit of him there.
So basically the whole war happened cause alucard shot a cat boy
Woulda happened anyway, Alucard is just known for starting them.
“Zat’s a woman?!”
“She’s 22?!”
I had the same reaction the first time too guys 😅 never knew that we’re the same age
Hate to say your not alone 😅
The 22 part got me. I just went, "Wait, you're 22?!"
@@PGGreatOak she has gravitas beyond her years
Who
@@thepugking9630 integra
”No wonder Alucard wants to plow that virgin soil”
*Hentai artists intensifies*
*search history intensifies*
No, they are literally a thing. In sub he even states
he jack off on her voice via phone.
@@abhabh6896 wait he says that? When?
@Kyle Haefele I saw it in sub, lol, I know tge difference. It was long time ago though, but I know I read it in the sub.
18:34
5:55 He called Her a ‘Fun Nazi’ … in front of an actual nazi 🤣
The queen a freak for-real😭
No really tho😭
she died making it clap on instagram
The reason the queen calls Alucard Allie is because he was a girl. While he was a girl and getting jiggy with the queen, his name was Allie...
Jiggy😏
Alliecard
Wait a second then does that imply the queen is-
@@arbetor12 interrupt my story again reggie, SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
@@paintrain5479 ...
It's hard making a perfect trilogy
Germany: allow us to introduce ourselves
Bulgaria denying it's war crimes for the third time be like "Oh, Yeah, I got this.".
]And, no, I am not joking. I fish I was.
just ...i would like to leave a like but ...there's 404 likes and it's just ....perfect.
420 likes, I am perfect
tja, dieser Kommentarbereich ist jetzt Eigentum der BRD
I would welcome this.
14:19
This scene aged SO WELL!
I cust realized that is the clown music behind her
What is her name again
@@Rodinbuff blood und semen
@@Rodinbuff something vanwinkle
@@Rodinbuff Rip Van Winkle
The increase of audio quality when he says “I love var” definitely helped the scene.
thats because they went back to the original uncensored audio. They had to mute the music in the background.
The saddest thing about turning 23 is that I can no longer have: "Wait, that's a woman?" and "She's 22?" go through my head whenever I give my age.
F in the chat for getting older.
@@blarghinatelazer9394 f it's beautiful tough life simply beautiful it's harsh and unfair but you can't deny it's beauty
@@blarghinatelazer9394 F
F
F
I feel like if I were an immortal vampire with no consequences to my actions, I'd be exactly like Alucard.
Feel like that's the point. He's what a person becomes with limitless power and immortality
Same
Faaaaaacts
Remember the immortality is just the side effect, the 10 years of rape was the main kicker
@@vincentmarcellino7183 and access to the internet
Alucard really said "equal rights and lefts"
"Who wants daddys belt"
Badass line lmao
Underrated too,
Alucard shooting the neko just for hitting on Seras is like the best dysfunctional dad ever. xDD
Luna Haleraven “Was That Boy Girl Bothering You”
Did I just accidentally a war?
True tho and I'm living for it
@WHY YOU ARE AN IDIOT shipping up to boston-dropkick Murphy
agreed
“Who wants Daddy’s belt?”
I will use that line at the beginning of every fight now...
*Angel of Death intensifies*
My D&D character uses that in his Intimidation and taunting in combat.
@@Chirpysemperboy N o i c e
300th thumbs up and after the fight "Now think about what you've done."
I imagine thats what Kratos thinks before every giant boss fight 😂😂
"is it on fire?"
"It can be MORE on fire"
Loving thf positive work attitude
"Oh, I see, so this is a CRUSADE!!!"
"No, nonononono, we don't say that anymore. We're calling it....damn, what do the Americans say?"
"Peacekeeping?"
"Right! Now, shall we keep the peace."
Maxwell is such a monster in every version, but I love the lines he gets in Abridged.
"Is it on fire?"
"It could be more on fire."
XD
Wow
Preston Schuler my favorite line 😂😂
26:40
I mean, he isn't wrong. You could always make more fire.
Read it as it came in lol
This is all uncomfortably accurate to the original show
And?
... Define "uncomfortably".
@@bonniefazman9065 As in the errection it gives me is incredibly uncomfortable when trying to binge watch it.
@@Dogking71 Did you look at schrodinger for too long?
@@Ardorstorm I'm looking at Integra.
"Contain ze calamity that is your mammaries" is the best variation of "calm your tits" I've ever encountered.
"Walter, there's something you need to know."
"This is no time for 'goodbye's', madam."
"No, I- I don't know how to drive. You have *literally* driven me everywhere since I was ten."
Love that line
Pretty sure penwood”s final words were probably the most British final words I’ve ever heard
Also fitting for Canadians
@@mrbigstuphvt Unfortunately.... as a Canadian, I would need to agree with that assessment
@@newtonianlaw3249 that just proves canadians are geographically disadvantaged brits :P
@@jarvawolf4369 Remind me again who has the larger country... Because it sure as hell ain't the British. But forgive us for being polite while addressing omniscient beings
I also think people need to realize how devastating a roast his last words were as well. He called the Nazi vampires an inconvenience for Hell.
"Who are we?!“
"The necessary evil!”
“Why are we necessary?”
“To purge the world of evil worse than man!”
“And why are we, God’s chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?”
“Because no one else will!”
“AND BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING FUN! AHAHA-MEN!"
That’s not just a fantastic line. I can easily see that inspiring something truly badass in the future. I’m definitely gonna try and find a way to incorporate some of that into one of my stories in the future.
... I would follow that man into battle!!!!
Boondock. Saints.
So I’ve been trying to find the song that goes with this speech, a few weeks back my brother was playing it in his car on our way to our folks but I’ve forgotten what it is
@@brisingr2313 shipping up to boston by the dropkick murphy
“Nah, nah ‘cus it’s blimps.” Love it.
Rest in Peace Queen Betty.
She was very much a wonderful woman and very much an oh so a lovely lady for me to ever meet her.
It was an honor, it was a privilege, for me self to risk my life on the line, in order as a part of my royal duties to protect, to serve for the Queen, her country, for the royal national Hellsing family estate and armed forces.
I will always fondly cherish and remember her for the rest of my life.
Sir Integra will be giving her well wishes, paying her respects, grieving and mourning the loss of our once cherished Queen.
So will as I.
As for Alucard let's just say he will be spending a very long time alone down in the Hellsing estates basement cellar for more than couple of days maybe possibly more than a week or month or so.
May you pay your respects, nicely, peacefully and all respectfully to our once former royal majesty and highness.
God loved the Queen.
Long live the king.
Much love and kindness to you all.
Love from Dame Seras Victoria.
Lizzie is in a box!
"Ze Holocaust museum?"
"Leave it, nobody will deny what we did."
And already these Nazis are better than real world Nazis.
im black and i 100 percent agree
Wait what? how does being black have anything to do with nazis
Google Charlottesville
Very insecure white people in America's heartland...
That's true, at least they aren't trying to dress their evil up to make it seem noble, they proudly show how evil they are, this should not be something I have to elaborate to people these days, that NAZIS ARE BAD!
3:03 perhaps THE FUNNIEST moment in this show’s history.
I find it hilarious that after watching this abridged version I can’t actually watch the original Hellsing Ultimate anymore, I keep expecting the hilarious lines. TFS killed it with this abridged anime
Nazi Vampire Officer:"The Holocoust Museum?"
The Major:"Leave that be! No one will deny what we did."
This show is never gonna get old.
"I'd still wreck you like Diana." 🤣
That line nearly made me pass out.
SHAWNSUCKStm, Diana died in a car crash.
I didn't get that when I heard it a few years ago
I don't know which part of that joke was better; the line itself, or the fact the Queen got off on it.
@@shawnsuckstm3353, She was part of the British Royal family.
the entire “London bridge is falling down !” Bit is so funny to me JESUS 😭
“Say something in moonspeak!”
😂😂😂
"Is it on fire?" "It could be more on fire" This series' jokes are intoxicating
Funny thing is with three characters it can go from “it’s good” to “it’s very VERY not good”
Those three characters are “n’t”
@@lazyliongames6660 it's goodn't
YES
I think that might be the right answer anytime someone asks you that question. /s
“Ah, the return of The Why Boner, with a vengeance.”
"Y" boner ... as in the Chromosome...
@@Darkshine42 Naw, why boner as in a confusing boner that you have to ask why you have it.
Return of the Furries. Everyone hates furries
@@El-Gato69 I like that better!
@@El-Gato69 i think it was meant to be both
31:09 never thought a parody could make me scared shitless of a priest
The heart beat and music sell it.
18:54 probably my favorite joke in the series for some reason
"UND CERTAINLY, NO COLD WARS! Blueballed for fourty years."
LOL
What the fuck is that supposed to mean
@@siftknife761 I’m guessing it’s just a play on word since when you’re cold you ended up with blue balls which also meant pent up sexual urges. While the Cold War is purely intelligence war as opposed to an actual war where there are armies involved
@@siftknife761 The Cold War (a period of geopolitical tension between the Soviet Union and the United States and their respective allies, the Eastern Bloc and the Western Bloc) was often thought to be the catalyst to the beginning WWIII. Of course this was never the case. The Major is a self described "...pravayer of war" certainly would have eagerly excepted the two nations to bring about WWIII during the tension, only for that possibly to fail after the fall of Russian communism- The Soviet Union- in 1991.
@@optimisticscales7081 Purveyor, the word you're looking for is purveyor
@@siftknife761 He was turned on by war, the thought of war and participating in war.
Thus the cold war, left him longing for forty years.
"How did he get past the guards!?"
"Wait. Those were our guards? I mean, yes how did he get past?!"
That made me laugh like hell
🤣😂 that made me laugh so hard
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! ANDERSON'S SPEECH AND HAVE SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON IN THE BACKGROUND?! FUCKING AWESOME!
The penwood London bridge bit is perfection😂
"When you get to hell tell'em Penwood sent you. And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience."
A brit to the end.
A trully badass line
More like canadian
Those are the best last words I've seen in fiction ever, murdered them by words and then by explosion.
@@icicle_ai Well... That kinda makes it britain again. Colonies and stuff...
@@jackkaiser1471 and also french.
This episode is way funnier when you know the Catholic Church did actually help Nazis escape after the war.
Makes sense
Well time to add another thing to the reasons I hate the Catholic Church
And this is why I believe in God but not in the catholic church
Like seriously, they just keep fucking up
@@anonguy772 yes
@@brideauxd that’s why I converted
"Is it on fire?"
"It could be more on fire :)"
Rip queen Elizabeth the 2nd 2022, the greatest lay Alucard ever had
"Ey mate, what's the last thing you ever thought you'd see in the night sky?"
"Oh, thas- thas a deep question man, I-"
"Nah, nah, cause it's blimps."
Actually, the last thing they did see.
Gentlemen.... WE HAVE MADE IT
Alright! Achtung! Achtung!
WOOHOO!
Hans, hans, bring it down a notch!
Walter: "Let Daddy get his belt..."
*KILLS EVERY BAD GUY*
Walter: "Think about what you've done."
Walter is freaking awesome
"Who wants daddy's belt?"*
Not to mention that the edit button exists.
B r u h. All that provoked was fans calling him daddy. Which is really weird -
Looking back on those words... (Spoilers below)
He probably wanted to be a metaphorical daddy himself? You know, with Ladycard?
"Who wants daddy's belt?" will live forever, rent free in my mind.
"ah nah cos its blimps" is the most accurate British line ever written
Rip Van Winkle is such an accurate representation of tumblr that it hurts
Butt Er 31:29 song? Ost?
I am not tumblr
@@onwardsnomercy7538 It's called rock music, just search it up on CZcams and you'll find it immediately
Bloodbath McGrath negative. Be more specific please.
@@onwardsnomercy7538 It's just "shipping up to Boston" by the dropkick Murphys. Now please stop commenting on every post asking.
"Whoops, did I just accidentally a war?"
Alicard would maybe make this joke at 24:00 its falling down im yelling timber
I thought he said AWOL
THE BOSSES that would ruin the show
It wasn't his first time accidentally a war
Was that girl-boy thing bothering you?
15:46 "I do not like vore.. I. LOVE. VORE" He's insane alright
Wow him being fat takes on a whole new dimension now
15:30 i like how alucard used van winkle's gun like a michael myers kill!!
I just realized that when Integra tells Alucard that he was right about the nazis, she’s actually blushing slightly.
She knows Alucard very well. She knows exactly what's up
She was blushing even more in the original when she said "DONT SPEAK TO ME MONSTER"
@@sirbuttsavage7386 do you know me? Btw
@@sirbuttsavage7386 Because he's a chad.
@@serasvictoria9666 name of the game
"How did he get in here?!"
"We had over a dozen guards.."
"Those were ours? I mean uh- Oh my god how did he get through the guards?!"
Dead
Infinity just like the guards
The return of the Y boner...
WITH A VENGEANCE
Infinity I am everywhere and nowhere
Yeesssssssssssssss
My boner both is dead yet alive, everywhere yet nowhere.
This whole bit is why Alexander Anderson as my favorite character:
"Who are we?!"
"THE NECESSARY EVIL!"
"Why are we necessary?!"
"TO PURGE THE WORLD OF EVIL WORSE THAN MAN!"
"And why are we God's chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?!"
"BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL!"
"And because it's f@cking fun! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAAAAMEN!"
There really should’ve been an award for that London bridge line.
To make a song into a PERFECT shock line - chefs kiss.