Bob Mortimer's Most ABSURD Countdown Answers | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4
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- čas přidán 18. 12. 2021
- The best moments from Bob Mortimer on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown as his ridiculous Countdown response leave Lee Mack and Jimmy Carr in stitches and he reveals the hilarious tale of how he met his wife.
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Bob: "as the kettle gets better"
Sean: *visible confusion
Kettle's
@@misterprecocious2491 So close
@@misterprecocious2491 Kettles
That was not just Sean that was confused; that was the entire set on stage! Bob is a Man of mystery.
@@misterprecocious2491 mugged yourself off there mate
To see Sean laughing, and I mean properly chuckling to himself in every shot he's in with Bob, just goes to show that Bob is a national comedy treasure, just the same as Sean is/was.
Sean was the comedian's comedian. Bob is the comedian's comedian's comedian.
@@ChrisH78 sorry, but you forgot Norm MacDonald
@@AtillatheFun No he didn't
You just brought tears to my eyes.
@@cindylloyd306 I'm sorry, I hope they were happy tears. 😪
Why does Bob not have his own show where he just sits round talking bollocks? It would be immense
It's called Athletico Mince.
He did, for like years in the 90s? How'd you miss that?
Mortimer and Whitehouse gone fishing - pretty much exactly that, two blokes sitting about chatting shit ! Worth a look
@@MrMisanthrope84 I was there from the start Big Night out. I love his stories on WILTY
@@jincyquones genuine must see tv. How great is this programme.!
Bob is one of those golden characters who you hang onto every word they say. I don't think this is an 'act' as such, he genuinly is in a world of his own. When he does 'Would I lie to you' it is impossible to tell when he is lying as his true stories are beyond rediculous anyway. An absolute legend who reduces me to tears of laughter, one of the funniest men ever.
I want to spend a day with Bob having adventures and then at the end of the day ask him what he thought happened
Look up bob mortimer, would I lie to you, fujinigh (where he fixes his own teeth at home) it's absolutely hilarious
His WILTY stories are hilarious and as you say near impossible to know the validity of them purely based on the tale he tells. He is a proper golden character as you put it. Shame to hear he's suffering with his health recently.
@@marckentzer1435 for search purposes, it's fuji 9... annnnd the only reason i know this is i've watched that sketch so much ;)
Bob is a genius at avoiding playing the game.
he had to. he wasnt very good at it but a good comedian
@@Ibrahim-ut6pn it’s a comedy show, you’re supposed to be entertaining
You could have stopped after the first 4 words
@@Ibrahim-ut6pn he was getting them wrong on purpose mate. it's funnier that way
So glad this compilation is up, as tens of these moments have eskated me.
At first I though eskated must've been a word I didn't know, after reading your comment before watching the video. I then googled it and thought: "OK it's not a word, what an idiot for spelling escaped wrong, I'm going to comment and correct his mistake". I then realised I don't want to be that guy, correcting mistakes made in a comment thread. Then I watched the video and was humbled.
@@jjquba2580 same
@@jjquba2580 you could have looked like a right winkor!
Seabag
Very good haha I was about to say something similar but you eskated it to another level. (Is there an emoji for winkor?) 😉 take care, enjoy the festivities 👍
the fact that this man was once a solicitor for a council gives the phrase "in a previous life" so much more meaning than when anyone else says it.
Wasn't Bob the fella who offered his legal services to Jarvis Cocker at the Brit Awards, before he realised he was a bit out of his depth with Jackson's lawyers?
@@Timpriestley Hahahahaha I'm so glad I googled that - whatta read
Fun fact, the thing Bob is using at 3:09 is a piece of equipment he had to use after his heart operation. He hated it as he couldn't go out until he reached a certain target, his entire life revolved around it for a while. If you haven't read his autobiography I highly recommend it to anyone who loves Bob.
Why would he be given a music box with tiny feet after a heart operation?
@jamesflames6987 it's not the musical device but the thing next to it. It's called an Incentive spirometer and it is used for patients after surgery as a way to prevent atelectasis...as patients normally take more shallow breaths due to pain. This focuses on taking a nice deep breath in. Very common in hospitals
@@jamesflames6987so you have something so disturbing while awake that your painkiller dreams/visions don’t scare you.
Me thinks he was pulling your leg- and feets
We do beg you’re pardon we are in your garden
The less likely a Mortimer story is to be true, the more likely it happened verbatim.
10:54 the way everyone immediately bows their head killed me... Bob is a joy; I'm happy just knowing he is out somewhere being lovably absurd
Winkor. As in the person delivering the wink.
The fact of the pork pie presentation unit is actually bob’s (shown also on Taskmaster as a prize task entry) is just perfect
The wig is the one he made Alex eat in champions of champions
The sausage was even better.
It turned up on Taskmaster twice.
And the breathing thing was also on TM
@@patricklynch9048 I THINK that one was a different version of the same thing wasn't it?
Sean accepts Bob’s pork pie presentation unit with a dignified nod. What a gentleman. Rest easy Sean.
Sean: "I think one of them has gone a bit astray"
Bob: "That's called the chappaquidick."
Don't mention that around the Kennedys.
It's going to be a heartbreaking, unbearably sad day when Bob Mortimer eskates us.
I will display my Seabag at halfmast!
@@robskyd Mine will be going on my pork pie presentation unit.
I will break an apple in half with my bare hands in his honour
@@daveedee3626 not an eye dry when bob is spinning on a coffin presentation unit
@@hanzen5174 and hopefully not a person not suffering stitches from laughing too hard.
Man not even the amazing joy of Bob Mortimer can make me not sad that we lost Sean, still can't quite believe it.
RIP Sean Lock
Everything Bob says is funny, and his delivery is such that you never know if he's joking. He's not just deadpan, he's dead-and-buried-and-slightly-confused-pan. The man has cornered the market on intentionally unintentional humor.
Lee still chiming in with the doosey.
"If we're using Bob's rules, I've got umbrella."
"Ill ask me nan."
You know we're just living in Bob's world when w ehear "urinating in hotel kettles" and it sounds like a perfectly normal thing to do. I love Bob.
I know - ridiculous isn't it 😂
seeing Sean is brutal :( what a huge hole that'll be in any show he was featured in. What an incredible comdian. Don't even know the guy but the feeling I had when he passed, was as if I did.
Agreed! He was a legend!!
It saddens me to know we’ll eventually be seeing clips without him. That’s the good think about the older clips, we have Sean in them.
Absolute legend, his humour was brilliant
We lost one of our greats, Norm Macdonald, across the pond this year too. Been a bad year
@@lealta1481 really? i didn't even know he was sick
He died of cancer this August. I heard it on the radio and thought someone had got it wrong...
Bob is criminally overlooked for the big shows or his own shows because he is absolutely hilarious beyond belief and such a likeable guy at the same time. Possibly most underrated comedian in the UK.
Bob is absolutely priceless..how can someone be so funny…loveable…even the other comedians are creased up laughing…bless you Bob x
I love how he looks at Rachael and says "Chappaquiddick", like he just spelled it 😂
Sean laughs at Bob a lot because they have a very similar style of humour where they just throw a curve ball out of nowhere. You never know what they are gonna say next. Sean does it with his jokes, Bob does it with his mascots he pulls from under the desk.
"6 + 6 +2 +1 = 10"
*Rachel's brain stops working*
Bob is genuinely my hero, my kids don't understand his humour at all, I grew up on Shooting Stars. Im drunk, i need to go bed haha
Bob's joke about winkor was so good all the other comedians bowed their heads in respect.
"that kind of joke" absolutely killed me
I use "that kind of joke" all the time when I can't quite think of the best joke to say.
Any celeb quiz show becomes a must watch once you see Bob on the panel.
National treasure.
The bloke is a bloody genius. Legend
It's doesn't matter what show it is, if there's a Bob Mortimer compilation, it's going to be gold.
8:54 brilliant work by Alex and Bob. And Lee finishes off perfectly.
I've always taken a travel kettle, because ive always suspected people like Bob exist.
I have no words, for the high level of appreciation and love, that I feel for Bob.
Two national treasures side by side (RIP Sean, you will always be greatly missed)
You'll never convince me Bob didn't take every drug ever laid in front of him
The sweaty birds comment cracks me up every time.
Lee looks at Bob with the same glee that a child does at the local Joke Shop clerk who knows all the good gags.
What century have you come from
'the local Joke Shop clerk'.......?!?!?!?!!
tf are you on about
Wth is a joke shop clerk
Bob just has funny bones. He can say a fairly normal sentence but he makes its hilarious and absurd!
I think Bob has more brain power than anyone else on the show
Including the actual countdown
hes just not very good at using it to solve puzzles
@@La_sagne -- Why solve puzzles when you can create conundrums?
"As the kettles get better" is up there as the best answers
Bob's a genius on taskmaster too
Does he strike you?
"I built a sausage and pork pie presentation unit so my children would eat the cheaper meats" 😅
"...as the kettles get better"...
Sean's head turning is priceless.
Bob and Sean side by side you knew you were going to have a good laugh regardless.
Bob Mortimer and Sean Lock, that was the dream team.
I still find it hard to believe that Sean has passed. What a legend. 👏🏻
Sean and Bob, what a pairing.
Bob is the true genius behind reeves and mortimer
The look on Sean's face when Bob says "as the kettles get better..." is priceless!
I think Bob is my spirit animal :)
I can only dream of Bob being mine, and I suspect it's the same for you. Nonetheless, even though it's not exactly true, the idea can still lift us higher to paradise.
Absolutely. He is hysterical and never responds to any situation in any way that you would expect .
I read somewhere that he trained as a solicitor. Can you imagine his advice on problem solving? Or how he would plead in court.?
He is a tonic to watch.
2:55 this is the first time ive seen Lee genuinely laugh
Sean sounded so happy to learn that Bob had indeed worn his cheesy puff wig out
Bob is such a legend,never fails to make me laugh
Love Bob, because of Athletico Mince my internal monologue is his impression of Harry Cane, and i'm in a right old fluttery buttery about it!
I will never get tired of watching this guy laugh. He's such an absolute delight 😊.
I love that such an amazing comedian as Lee Mack looks on in awe at Bob👍👍
Bob always delivers.
'Winkor, as in the one delivering the wink'
Broke me! 😀
I'm going to miss Sean.
I love bob, him and vic reeves was basically my childhood.
Bob's a national treasure.
Can you imagine Bob and Roisin on the same team🤣
There’s gonna be a huge Sean shaped hole when the series comes back.
Bob Mortimer is a living legend
That Chappaquiddick joke went over most of the audiences heads, and I love it!
Driving over narrow bridges when pisssed.
Bob is so unbelievably charming. Love that guy.
Bob Mortimer is a national treasure .
One of my most favourite people on the planet. Has me in stitches every time.
he is literally one of my favorite people ever lmao
Bob was perhaps the only person who could make Sean Lock genuinely laugh.
Didn’t he use the pork pie display unit on Taskmaster twice? I love Bob so much
Can't beat a good laugh mortimer is a legend!
Bob: "I bought it from a market Lagos"'
Audience: *laughs*
He is absolute genius
Bob is the only one to really crack up Lee and Sean.
This chap just brightens my day, he’s great at lifting my mood. 😊
Thank you for posting this, the whole thing is just sheer magic 😂😂😂 very best wishes health and happiness to all, genius Bob and RIP another genius, dear Sean Locke much missed🧡
There can never be enough Bob Mortimer. Fact!
8:46 I don't know how Lee actually managed to find a funny thing to say there
Bob and lee are the dream team
pure Mortimer gold, thanks for posting
"A thermos keeps hot drinks hot, and cold drinks cold, but how does it know?"
Answer: It just does what it FEELS.
1:41 Sean's head-turn gets me every time... :D
Bob is pure genius.
I Love Bob with All my heart long May he reign over us
I love him with Paul Whitehouse in that fishing programme - I think the fishing is incidental to the show its just listening to them chatting is an antidote to just about anything.
Bob is in a class of his own.
"That kind of joke" was genius and no one reacted.
I have only just started watching 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, Im addicted to it now.
He’s just naturally funny❤
Mortimer is delightfully mad
I just keep watching these over and over again they just make me laugh, never get sick. Of Bob,
He's just a delight. Even his episode on Desert Island Discs was a hoot.
If we're using Bob's rules i have umbrella. 😂
A TV show with Sean and Bob as hosts would have been amazing.
Bob is a genius, would love to see more of him on tele
"Oh, I see what I done." is funny every time!
As a German I am heavily confused by Bob’s superior English. We don’t learn that at school, greetings from Berlin Germany 🇩🇪
Bob can tell the most insane story and it could be true you just never know and that makes Bob Legendary.
Bob and Sean