If movie villains didn't waste time

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  • @Ahmet-fg4ul
    @Ahmet-fg4ul Před 3 lety +16837

    Everyone's gangsta until a villen takes time-management course.

  • @avrkz
    @avrkz Před 4 lety +8413

    "If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

    • @PeteTheGrouch
      @PeteTheGrouch Před 4 lety +77

      AVRKZ Hey, Tuco - how's your neck?

    • @avrkz
      @avrkz Před 4 lety +53

      @@PeteTheGrouch XDD I'm glad someone gets me

    • @officertenpennyaintservingyou
      @officertenpennyaintservingyou Před 4 lety +41

      -the good the bad and the ugly, TUCO

    • @playdatjunt
      @playdatjunt Před 4 lety +63

      “You see my friend, there are two types of people, those with loaded guns and those who dig, you dig”

    • @22blackabdu35
      @22blackabdu35 Před 4 lety +8

      When you have to *

  • @dvdv8197
    @dvdv8197 Před 2 lety +1879

    He cared more about his window than about the guy he just killed. 🤣
    Truly a real villain!

    • @Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae
      @Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae Před rokem +25

      They always said that money is the real villain of the story

    • @emmettoransky5088
      @emmettoransky5088 Před 10 měsíci +7

      I mean...not if they truly deserved it

    • @TinaLee-lc6kd
      @TinaLee-lc6kd Před 9 měsíci +6

      I mean...windows are pretty expensive these days...

    • @dvdv8197
      @dvdv8197 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@TinaLee-lc6kd EVERYTHING is expensive nowadays. 😅🤣

    • @TacosCanned
      @TacosCanned Před 7 měsíci

      @@dvdv8197capitalism

  • @lontong223
    @lontong223 Před 2 lety +4384

    "did you do it?"
    "yes"
    "what did it cost?"
    "my window"

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC Před 5 lety +17808

    The universe would’ve been balanced a whole lot quicker.

    • @NatalyBlackberry
      @NatalyBlackberry Před 5 lety +284

      Ikr more people murdered =
      Less people to deal with

    • @whocarestho5917
      @whocarestho5917 Před 5 lety +22

      You came here before Justin y, are you god?

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 Před 5 lety +4

      Stop.

    • @kdoty
      @kdoty Před 5 lety +26

      (Well actually the whole purpose of the movie was Thanos getting all the stones and everyone trying to stop him, so that example makes no sense here but let's let the joke be lol.)

    • @winterberry3412
      @winterberry3412 Před 5 lety +20

      "perfectly balanced as all things should be"

  • @danielrej2464
    @danielrej2464 Před 3 lety +17295

    Hero: breaks down the window
    Villain: I am never going to financially recover from this

  • @lycanrocknroll9158
    @lycanrocknroll9158 Před 2 lety +295

    You know what else is annoying? When they are about to do it, and then right at that moment they hear a sound and instead of finishing what they are doing they stop and immediately go to the sound.

    • @Man_Jr._Studios
      @Man_Jr._Studios Před 11 měsíci +11

      Lmao YES! 😂

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 Před 9 měsíci +27

      *Realistically, they should do the job **_quicker_** at the sound to get away quicker*

  • @alexfarnworth9234
    @alexfarnworth9234 Před 2 lety +394

    No but genuinely imagine a one off film where the "hero" is followed the whole way through to where all hope seems lost and everyone expects a miraculous recovery to save the day, and then the villan actually does win and that's it, no sequel

    • @MrVieDetailing
      @MrVieDetailing Před 2 lety +21

      Well there are such films i think. I thought District-9, South African movie. Layers Cake is a movie about baddies.

    • @VideoGamer8
      @VideoGamer8 Před 2 lety +62

      That's called real life

    • @Stormkryptonian
      @Stormkryptonian Před 2 lety +7

      Upgrade and Brightburn does this

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 Před rokem +2

      @@Stormkryptonian Brightburn was severely underrated

    • @weirdeurasianboy8091
      @weirdeurasianboy8091 Před rokem +1

      Not superhero but Uncut Gems

  • @leodahvee
    @leodahvee Před 4 lety +23393

    Dude: “You are going to pay for!--“
    Villain: *shoots dude*
    Also Villain: “Yeah I’m gonna have to pay for this...”

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 Před 4 lety +422

      " for the cleaning of this carpet, to be exact"

    • @log3.141
      @log3.141 Před 4 lety +388

      @@nessyness5447 "And fixing this damn window."

    • @kingcookie864
      @kingcookie864 Před 4 lety +125

      Why not just threaten to bomb the window company if they don’t fix for free

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 Před 4 lety +33

      @@kingcookie864 ...true

    • @atomix9849
      @atomix9849 Před 4 lety +21

      cost 400 000$

  • @bbtmorales7331
    @bbtmorales7331 Před 3 lety +18169

    Villain: not wasting time
    Also Villain: "my damn window"

    • @bigman5823
      @bigman5823 Před 3 lety +205

      yes, that’s the video, well done

    • @annabelleharvey6730
      @annabelleharvey6730 Před 3 lety +225

      more accurate title:
      if movie villains cared about money, with time being money

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah Před 3 lety +64

      As the villain, he's got his priorities sorted, at least!

    • @bossza4445
      @bossza4445 Před 3 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/kHJyo5OE_-U/video.html 🔥

    • @BB_hahaa
      @BB_hahaa Před 3 lety +4

      Bossza what about it. Don’t sponsor your own channel

  • @Skyerzen
    @Skyerzen Před 2 lety +1142

    Yes exactly!
    I once had a conversation with someone about this and they were saying that without these scenes, movies would be boring.
    A. I disagree.
    B. You can have these scenes if you write them smartly.
    Lazy writing is killing Hollywood.

    • @amber619pop
      @amber619pop Před 2 lety

      Hollywood is already dead

    • @JustSomeDinosaurPerson
      @JustSomeDinosaurPerson Před 2 lety +45

      "Just write it smartly" isn't really good advice though.

    • @sotsubreivaj
      @sotsubreivaj Před 2 lety +31

      Agree. In an argument about this I was once said that I was evil 'cause all I wanted was the good guys to die. NO, I just want that if the good guys must live, let them live, but with proper writing.

    • @Saje3D
      @Saje3D Před 2 lety +10

      You write a fucking movie then.
      Good luck.

    • @ghostblues2691
      @ghostblues2691 Před rokem +7

      @@Saje3D lol

  • @danielsantos6437
    @danielsantos6437 Před 2 lety +50

    A lot of stories do this, most of them feature some pretty OP villains that if they acted realistically they would kill or win against the good guys early in the story, but instead they always leave a way out for the hero because of plot convenience.

    • @romiarkan450
      @romiarkan450 Před 2 lety +9

      The best way to combat this is simply create a hero who has the same level of competence as the villain, so either one of them has to earn a clear cut chance to kill the other, and actually takes it.

  • @aditya_anand176
    @aditya_anand176 Před 4 lety +26476

    "You were supposed to discuss your plan with him!"
    Villain: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"

    • @nightlife9476
      @nightlife9476 Před 4 lety +430

      Joker references

    • @prolly537
      @prolly537 Před 4 lety +44

      @@nightlife9476 Captain Obvious

    • @_harshitbhasin_
      @_harshitbhasin_ Před 4 lety +7

      😂😂🤣

    • @luciavillanueva8277
      @luciavillanueva8277 Před 4 lety +17

      I see you have very good knowledge sir...

    • @dude3049
      @dude3049 Před 4 lety +93

      "You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught one, you know? I just *do* things."

  • @jaryn2677
    @jaryn2677 Před 4 lety +8253

    The worst thing about this is that he made reservations at Apple-bee's.

  • @EB4714
    @EB4714 Před 2 lety +64

    This was hilarious. I get so annoyed when villains waste time delivering there stupid villian monologue and then the hero saves the day.

  • @shujaauddin
    @shujaauddin Před 9 měsíci +8

    *Wastes no time*
    *Kills the hero*
    *Doesn't tell his plan*
    *kills the side hero*
    *(Softly in a painful voice) My damm window*
    I am honoured by your presence sir.

  • @redfoxakame
    @redfoxakame Před 3 lety +3735

    He's actually a pretty scary villain if you think about it. It's creepy how he just kills someone while thinking about his freakin window. 😂

  • @aliciam1646
    @aliciam1646 Před 3 lety +24364

    *Finally, a villan who's got their priorities straight*

  • @globalklaus
    @globalklaus Před rokem +12

    *my damn window*

  • @riverbandit2138
    @riverbandit2138 Před rokem +11

    Sometimes it would be nice to see a villain who actually gets shit done, no nonsense.

    • @rubengarcia7962
      @rubengarcia7962 Před 7 dny +1

      A movie with no plot armor whatsoever, where whoever would realistically win actually wins no matter the side would be gold.

  • @lemonzest8650
    @lemonzest8650 Před 3 lety +39794

    The hero wasn't wrong, the villain ended up paying for something.

  • @el1theguy962
    @el1theguy962 Před 3 lety +11493

    The real villain here is the hero, he broke the window.

    • @sleepyym713
      @sleepyym713 Před 3 lety +39

      Nah that was the side kick

    • @thatdude3677
      @thatdude3677 Před 3 lety +9

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    • @LifePhath
      @LifePhath Před 3 lety +9

      All heros does that, super man will break your roof, iron man will break your window only bat man use the door

    • @stevenbills9872
      @stevenbills9872 Před 3 lety

      @@LifePhath then they all villains

    • @LifePhath
      @LifePhath Před 3 lety +1

      @@stevenbills9872 very accurate, most movie you will see a hero pick up a moving vehicle to smatch the Villain, i always wonder what the hero was doing by hurting one person just to take down a villain 🤣🤣🤣
      #troll

  • @black8aron965
    @black8aron965 Před 6 měsíci +5

    I’d work for this villain. Does the job himself AND gets reservations at Apple Bees. Take notes villains

    • @runalongnowm8
      @runalongnowm8 Před 5 měsíci

      You're the 20,000th comment, congrats

  • @streetwatcher_
    @streetwatcher_ Před 2 lety +11

    This man’s the embodiment of ain’t nobody got time for that

  • @lifevest1
    @lifevest1 Před 3 lety +6870

    “WE HAVE ONLY 30 SECONDS BEFORE THE BOMB GOES OFF!”
    **takes 10 mins of screen time to escape**

    • @baconcadet2532
      @baconcadet2532 Před 3 lety +148

      Like the time goku had to get off of the exploding planet but took 2 whole ep to get off the planet;-;..

    • @deusvultforhonor5725
      @deusvultforhonor5725 Před 3 lety +47

      Bacon Cadet Explained in the Manga, the fight was extremely fast as the human eye could not see, but also the anime intends to extend the fights.

    • @rpwrldd
      @rpwrldd Před 3 lety +17

      @@baconcadet2532 dbz is the only anime the makes sense to why it takes so long.-.

    • @kanodjan3930
      @kanodjan3930 Před 3 lety +1

      30 day's **

    • @joelmiller3067
      @joelmiller3067 Před 3 lety

      4k likes 4 responses 👌

  • @GeorgieSoldado
    @GeorgieSoldado Před 5 lety +17332

    "Did you even go over your evil plan?"
    "No, it's not y'all damn business."
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @najam-ul-hassanshah3453
      @najam-ul-hassanshah3453 Před 5 lety +121

      How do u have 1.1k likes and no comments lol.

    • @MaxOnGlimmer
      @MaxOnGlimmer Před 5 lety +27

      @@najam-ul-hassanshah3453 Ikr

    • @daniglover3871
      @daniglover3871 Před 5 lety +43

      now why would we do that ? 🤣

    • @fenris668
      @fenris668 Před 5 lety +7

      George Sotomayor 😂😂😂😂

    • @Gg-qx3vo
      @Gg-qx3vo Před 5 lety +65

      I mean it's kinda true tho. It's none of their damn business😂

  • @dsbennett
    @dsbennett Před 2 lety +16

    James Bond movies always have the calm, take-his-time villian who explains and brags about his plans and then sets up Bond to die but doesn't stick around to watch it happen. And Bond always just happens to have exactly what he needs to escape death. The most ridiculous gadget he had was an electromagnet watch that he used to summon a row boat from 30 feet away across the water to escape. No, it was the pair of CO2 cartridges welded together that he used as minature aqualungs. Or maybe it was the watch with a laser beam that could cut through metal. Those CO2 cartridges were also used by OB1 Kanobi as if you could get a lungful of air from a teaspoon-sized container.

  • @FateOfAllFoolslol
    @FateOfAllFoolslol Před rokem +6

    HIS DAMN WINDOW MAN

  • @DannyKingston14
    @DannyKingston14 Před 3 lety +19611

    2019: not all heroes wear capes
    2020: not all villains waste time

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 Před 3 lety +190

      Meanwhile covids apparently pulled up a chair grabbed a ice cold corona
      And turned the game on. And i heard em on the phone with pizza hut so ya know.

    • @jadediris6039
      @jadediris6039 Před 3 lety +30

      Best comment ^^

    • @biglou4209
      @biglou4209 Před 3 lety +15

      But this from a year and a half ago

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 Před 3 lety +5

      @@jadediris6039 Dannys or mine?

    • @jadediris6039
      @jadediris6039 Před 3 lety +7

      @@colewilder7353 well I was talking about the original comment, but your's was good too 😂

  • @xkilla911
    @xkilla911 Před 3 lety +5600

    villains usually tell their plans to heroes for 2 reasons:
    1. to flex how genius they are
    2. to make the hero suffer through agony after hearing a plan they supposedly cannot stop

    • @luckyjohny181
      @luckyjohny181 Před 3 lety +308

      Or reason 3.. because they dont think the hero can escape after being captured

    • @xkilla911
      @xkilla911 Před 3 lety +26

      @@luckyjohny181 that's just the incentive to tell... not a reason.

    • @ABCodeX
      @ABCodeX Před 3 lety +31

      Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth Not really, the heroes are usually in situations they can’t escape and only escape because the plot has to have them escape.

    • @dandeliondesigns
      @dandeliondesigns Před 3 lety +60

      And let’s not forget: 4) For exposition - it’s a creative way for writers to reveal essential plot elements.

    • @tcperez8769
      @tcperez8769 Před 3 lety +29

      Reason 5: to extend video time to 10 mins.

  • @firebaseanims9295
    @firebaseanims9295 Před 7 měsíci +5

    This guy is a true villian😂

  • @world54575
    @world54575 Před 7 měsíci +6

    The perfect villain

  • @pacol.4302
    @pacol.4302 Před 4 lety +2977

    "The only reason you're still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing."

    • @Foxekins
      @Foxekins Před 4 lety +19

      I said that

    • @musicillusion02
      @musicillusion02 Před 4 lety +66

      Love Kung Fu Panda 😂🐼

    • @akdrea
      @akdrea Před 4 lety +3

      *joker. your joke isnt funny*

    • @pacol.4302
      @pacol.4302 Před 4 lety +14

      @@akdrea "ironic"

    • @8_950
      @8_950 Před 4 lety +49

      I really appreciated that about Shen. Once he decided he was done with Poe he immediately tried to kill him every time he showed up after that

  • @jakedge3
    @jakedge3 Před 4 lety +21078

    I would pay money to see a villain like this.

  • @crimsonfox87fluxule62
    @crimsonfox87fluxule62 Před rokem +7

    This is unironically a very very accurate representation of a sociopath/psychopath.
    Caring about certain things while completely disregarding and being nearly 100% apathetic to others.
    The very simple definition of being a sociopath or a psychopath, is having very rigid mindset towards specific concepts. Absolutely not letting a single thing neglect your ability to do what you want to do or interfere with your plan making or vigilant actions.
    Because the definition concurrently used which is the lack of empathy and complete neglect of how civilization currently operates is a very loose and squirrely definition.
    Psychopathy is a very specific and hyperintensive concept.
    And it was displayed comedically but also in a very intelligently vivid way here.

  • @lorenzowright5814
    @lorenzowright5814 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I'd Pay Good Money To Watch This In Theaters Part 2 Frank Fixes Window

  • @xthemanggs6122
    @xthemanggs6122 Před 3 lety +5827

    The tri-state area would be gone by now if doofenshmirts was like this...

    • @PotatoPL-
      @PotatoPL- Před 3 lety +316

      But doof isn't evil, he just tries to be evil

    • @shuyotirah9132
      @shuyotirah9132 Před 3 lety +109

      Well technically he isn't evil

    • @xthemanggs6122
      @xthemanggs6122 Před 3 lety +20

      True

    • @B1ackLotu5
      @B1ackLotu5 Před 3 lety +95

      Lol nah not even bro lost to a potted plant that man got no business in the villain industry 😂😂😂

    • @pandreamonium2739
      @pandreamonium2739 Před 3 lety +72

      His inventions are great and could be useful. But he sings.
      A lot.

  • @shitpostinggranger2095
    @shitpostinggranger2095 Před 3 lety +3997

    “You will never GET AWAY WITH-“
    *GUNSHOT*
    Now that’s a movie I’d pay to see.

    • @Patient_Zero_0
      @Patient_Zero_0 Před 3 lety +63

      would be a short one

    • @Lavender-.
      @Lavender-. Před 3 lety +74

      @@Patient_Zero_0 short yet accurate I guess

    • @pyrojkl
      @pyrojkl Před 3 lety +57

      I imagine this is what the Deadpool movies look like if Deadpool was the villain

    • @kairastone9513
      @kairastone9513 Před 3 lety +8

      @@pyrojkl I was literally about to say that XD

    • @favwick9051
      @favwick9051 Před 3 lety +7

      Kingsman

  • @luckylovescheese3683
    @luckylovescheese3683 Před 8 měsíci +5

    We need more villains like this. This would be so hilarious

  • @dauntlessasmr7910
    @dauntlessasmr7910 Před 2 lety +3

    That was a stained glass window too. That gonna be expensive to replace.

  • @its_moyy
    @its_moyy Před 3 lety +4642

    “Ok let’s wrap this up I made reservations at Applebee’s-“ I’m dead 💀

    • @mr.hairyeightlegs4953
      @mr.hairyeightlegs4953 Před 3 lety +65

      He really is a villain

    • @DoReMela
      @DoReMela Před 3 lety +36

      Not trying to be that person but its wrap

    • @mauriceperham5150
      @mauriceperham5150 Před 3 lety +16

      Congrats, you can quote a video. How did this add anything to the joke?

    • @its_moyy
      @its_moyy Před 3 lety +4

      The art wolf oof sorry

    • @DoReMela
      @DoReMela Před 3 lety +7

      @@its_moyy its no issue just telling you

  • @epicgamerchannel6230
    @epicgamerchannel6230 Před 4 lety +25422

    Not the -hero- *villain* we need, but the villain we deserve.

  • @casualduck3091
    @casualduck3091 Před 2 lety +11

    The villain we never asked for, but desperately needed.

  • @keptstudios
    @keptstudios Před 9 měsíci +4

    Kraven better have this attitude

  • @Jorge12361
    @Jorge12361 Před 4 lety +17473

    If Thanos did this everytime he had the oportunity the movie would be like 30 minutes

    • @rohithkumar8708
      @rohithkumar8708 Před 4 lety +373

      also wouldn't have made as much money as it did. and would've been very less enjoyable. loss and loss for both audience and the film makers. do you want to make less money

    • @Jorge12361
      @Jorge12361 Před 4 lety +573

      @@rohithkumar8708 yeah thats the thing

    • @rohithkumar8708
      @rohithkumar8708 Před 4 lety +119

      @@Jorge12361 yep . we all love money

    • @rudrod95_41
      @rudrod95_41 Před 4 lety +307

      Thanos only kills half. It's the whole point of the movie. He doesn't relish killing

    • @whateverkat8122
      @whateverkat8122 Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah lmao.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy Před 5 lety +6027

    I see you have no idea what my plan is because I didn’t explain it to you for no reason

  • @hishamalaker491
    @hishamalaker491 Před rokem +2

    the window... sometimes i think that the heroes are the bad guys, lets be quiet for all the windows smashed by the evil heroes!

  • @thislambfire8069
    @thislambfire8069 Před 2 lety +3

    So glad he put his videos back up. I started to miss rewatching them already.

  • @sazhinegi
    @sazhinegi Před 4 lety +1960

    Hero breaks the window.
    Villain: I am never gonna financially recover from this.

  • @Galaxy-MusicX
    @Galaxy-MusicX Před 4 lety +6066

    The fact that he was more worried about the window than the overall situation. 😂

  • @Mansplainer2099-jy8ps
    @Mansplainer2099-jy8ps Před 2 lety +7

    Dr. Evil: "Knock knock."
    Scott: "Who's there?"
    Dr. Evil: "Shh!"

  • @jungkookismyonlyalpha2813
    @jungkookismyonlyalpha2813 Před 8 měsíci +2

    The fact that John wick did this to the guy who killed his dog lol he didn't even waste any time or even listen to what the guy was about to say

  • @computethis1533
    @computethis1533 Před 3 lety +2582

    Sidekick: you just MURDERED a man who was the HERO OF THIS SCENE
    Villain: my window
    Priority’s seem correct for an insane villain

    • @JAGuy
      @JAGuy Před 3 lety +15

      I mean honestly it really do I feel like this is how joker would react

    • @LevantWasTaken
      @LevantWasTaken Před 3 lety +1

      He’s a sane villain though

    • @kaizica1813
      @kaizica1813 Před 3 lety

      I ain't gonna be the one to ruin the likes

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 Před 3 lety

      Gemma Roy what was the likes on?

  • @GiveMeMilkPls
    @GiveMeMilkPls Před 5 lety +20416

    Seriously... If villains actually didn't waste time monologuing, they'd win 80% of the time.

    • @GiveMeMilkPls
      @GiveMeMilkPls Před 5 lety +540

      @jackthegamer Hmmm. What if... the hero couldn't move, and is to much of a pussy to kill?

    • @33GLOCK
      @33GLOCK Před 5 lety +199

      @@GiveMeMilkPls exactly dude had no logic at all lol

    • @stevenbrown1762
      @stevenbrown1762 Před 5 lety +118

      Movies wouldnt have sequals if things went down that way. Thats why it doesnt happen

    • @33GLOCK
      @33GLOCK Před 5 lety +19

      @1000 IQ Negative 1000 IQ should be your user name

    • @asafelbaz6
      @asafelbaz6 Před 5 lety +22

      Dio and the entire Joestar family

  • @Tartagon
    @Tartagon Před 4 měsíci +2

    I want a villain who's only superpower is having common sense and not telling the hero his plans or letting him get a power up xD

  • @streameant
    @streameant Před rokem +4

    The close up to the dead face is hilarious

  • @dropatear5379
    @dropatear5379 Před 3 lety +2429

    Villian: *Doesn't waste time*
    Hero: *Wait that's illegal*

    • @schmittza
      @schmittza Před 3 lety +5

      Overused shit wank

    • @unrule.
      @unrule. Před 3 lety +3

      @@schmittza Overused shit wank

    • @zaril448
      @zaril448 Před 3 lety

      @@unrule. Overused shit wank

    • @aadityasingh5927
      @aadityasingh5927 Před 3 lety

      @@zaril448 Overused shit wank.

    • @Dwayniee
      @Dwayniee Před 3 lety

      @@aadityasingh5927 Overused shit wank

  • @louisfejedoro2893
    @louisfejedoro2893 Před 4 lety +6221

    When you actually cheer for the villain

    • @AJ-lg2sg
      @AJ-lg2sg Před 4 lety +135

      He broke his window, man

    • @Honest-King
      @Honest-King Před 4 lety +26

      @DarkVibes13
      Well a super hero did break it soo yeah
      We are cheering the villian

    • @vatsalsrivastav5175
      @vatsalsrivastav5175 Před 4 lety +9

      Just like in overlord

    • @jxy6907
      @jxy6907 Před 4 lety +2

      for me avengers infinity war

    • @jademoreno7838
      @jademoreno7838 Před 4 lety +1

      Den of Thieves sums that up😭

  • @LambLiesDownOnBroadway
    @LambLiesDownOnBroadway Před 3 měsíci +2

    Tuco: "If you're going to shoot, shoot don't talk". xD

  • @chrisjames6501
    @chrisjames6501 Před rokem +3

    They need to make a movie off this skit 😂

  • @tynolin8397
    @tynolin8397 Před 3 lety +4057

    Everyone sleeping on the fact that the villain wasn’t even facing the Hero the entire time. He was just concerned his estimate of his damn window

    • @youdunno8528
      @youdunno8528 Před 3 lety +107

      I mean he was worried about the important things

    • @TidanOfc
      @TidanOfc Před 3 lety +45

      I don’t think anyone was sleeping on that fact

    • @tempestwinds1
      @tempestwinds1 Před 3 lety +6

      I gave u ur one thousandth like

    • @jackwade1871
      @jackwade1871 Před 3 lety +3

      Good ole Psychopaths... They get you every time.

    • @Captain_Wet_Beard
      @Captain_Wet_Beard Před 3 lety +9

      Consider an evil villian lair and just how big that window probably is... custom windows are expensive af

  • @ObviouslyNaomi
    @ObviouslyNaomi Před 4 lety +12586

    The best thing about this, is that I didn't even have to search for this

  • @rogelioregalado2032
    @rogelioregalado2032 Před 8 měsíci +2

    He's a good evil mastermind too his employees.. . He made reservations

  • @MusicLover-my6fo
    @MusicLover-my6fo Před 7 měsíci +2

    There's nothing more dangerous than a pragmatic antagonist.

  • @dtincworldnews8922
    @dtincworldnews8922 Před 3 lety +8688

    Actually, it wouldn't even be a movie if the villain got straight to the point.😂😂😂😂

    • @mayab2859
      @mayab2859 Před 3 lety +31

      O

    • @neetrab
      @neetrab Před 3 lety +62

      Well, it would depend on when the person he wants to kill did something wrong for the villain to want to kill him. Could be toward the middle if the movie. 🤷‍♀️

    • @princess_mj4396
      @princess_mj4396 Před 3 lety +49

      i point you in the direction of kingsman the secret service
      and if u havent seen it the villian basically says
      now ill go over my evil plan youll find a way to escape and save the day well this aint that kinda movie
      and shoots him

    • @Papi_21
      @Papi_21 Před 3 lety +8

      It would be a vine

    • @yourboijaka5084
      @yourboijaka5084 Před 3 lety +2

      It would, it’d just be a bad movie

  • @giftinggeezer3149
    @giftinggeezer3149 Před 3 lety +14842

    This has some serious cliff hangers, did he ever get his estimate, was Frank ever called and is he on his way, and is his window fixed now
    Edit: The Dragon Ball Z joke has been made already...please stop you're scaring my family

  • @chrisl8277
    @chrisl8277 Před 2 lety +4

    This is Griffy 's most satisfying episode. And Frank is the most iconic character story arc

  • @bigsin2422
    @bigsin2422 Před 2 lety +2

    alternate title: If the villain is actually reasonable

  • @sell0utgod187
    @sell0utgod187 Před 5 lety +27210

    finally the villain we all need

  • @reeseman1932
    @reeseman1932 Před 4 lety +12554

    Imagine if he ran into calebcity’s smart hero

    • @Danteeth
      @Danteeth Před 4 lety +370

      oh that would be epic

    • @ALJR_YT
      @ALJR_YT Před 4 lety +427

      They would break reality, bruh

    • @NZGAMER50
      @NZGAMER50 Před 4 lety +95

      Let's get this to 1 million likes so this can happen

    • @sakareeh
      @sakareeh Před 4 lety +18

      Reese man19 now we need a crossovers

    • @MichaelJohnson-ds8of
      @MichaelJohnson-ds8of Před 4 lety +14

      If thanos would have just wiped half the population but just include the avengers

  • @mr.einwood2384
    @mr.einwood2384 Před rokem +3

    Legends say he's still waiting for Frank

  • @lovekirbysomuch
    @lovekirbysomuch Před rokem +2

    Love it.
    Can somebody please call Frank? This poor window needs repair.

  • @lengyang9278
    @lengyang9278 Před 3 lety +3290

    Now this, THIS! is how a real villain do things

    • @noahross3642
      @noahross3642 Před 3 lety +6

      Haha

    • @world4saker
      @world4saker Před 3 lety +49

      the real villain is the person that will charge him way too much to get that window replaced and will successfully get the villain to buy useless warranty and other shit he dont need

    • @joeymakale9767
      @joeymakale9767 Před 3 lety +17

      world4saker we said a villain, not a demon

    • @justanotherhotguy
      @justanotherhotguy Před 3 lety +4

      I see you have experience in villainery ;)

    • @georgesplixs4376
      @georgesplixs4376 Před 3 lety +3

      They do, they're called politicians.

  • @gorilla5558
    @gorilla5558 Před 4 lety +22963

    If a villain ever killed the hero that fast in a movie then the hero would come back to life
    Km

    • @bjap1563
      @bjap1563 Před 4 lety +618

      Plot Armor/Deus Ex Machina

    • @Bingus__Khan
      @Bingus__Khan Před 3 lety +400

      @@bjap1563 more like bad writing

    • @johntaco861
      @johntaco861 Před 3 lety +761

      That’s pretty much every anime powerup bullshit, hero is near death and villain is about to win then suddenly “POWER OF FRIEND SHIP, oh and you’re also the reincarnation of god or some dumb shit.” And butt rapes the villain for a couple minutes in some battle and bingo he wins

    • @LegoEngineer003
      @LegoEngineer003 Před 3 lety +45

      Feels like the plot of Xenoblade Chronicles 2

    • @suicidesuckerpunch
      @suicidesuckerpunch Před 3 lety +68

      Like Goku.

  • @Anon_Amos.
    @Anon_Amos. Před rokem +2

    0:13
    A villain eating at Applebee's seems like a concept so out of the air, yet it somehow makes sense

  • @BoyKagome
    @BoyKagome Před rokem +3

    "You are going to pay for - my damn window."

  • @superiorpanda6449
    @superiorpanda6449 Před 3 lety +14269

    *Can y'all imagine how fast Avengers movies would end if this logic were to be used?*

    • @isekaiprotagnist2280
      @isekaiprotagnist2280 Před 3 lety +998

      It never would have started

    • @captainobvious3174
      @captainobvious3174 Před 3 lety +562

      Barely would’ve existed 😂

    • @redforest9269
      @redforest9269 Před 3 lety +322

      It would've meant that they'd need to think up a reason for them to not die and still discover the plan. Wait a minute, Winter Soldier did that!

    • @baitposter
      @baitposter Před 3 lety +253

      Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan... *[Laser blast]*

    • @justsomechunguswithinterne8577
      @justsomechunguswithinterne8577 Před 3 lety +165

      Thor to Thanos: You talk to much

  • @devanjanbanerjee290
    @devanjanbanerjee290 Před 4 lety +24904

    When the villain is an introvert and likes to keep his plans to himself 🤟

  • @TheJukingMaster
    @TheJukingMaster Před 17 dny +2

    "Dude thats my window!" sounded so innocent

  • @aunolash9284
    @aunolash9284 Před rokem +11

    he'd make a damn good joker

  • @IDK-we1ey
    @IDK-we1ey Před 5 lety +13222

    This must be how Dr. Doofenshmirtz feels everytime Perry the Platypus goes through anything but the front door lmao.

  • @PutingPinoy
    @PutingPinoy Před 5 lety +2415

    *Seriously, monologuing about evil plans is one of the most annoying plot devices.* this could also be called “If villains were actually villains.”

    • @poopa854
      @poopa854 Před 5 lety +126

      Imagine if when they found Osama he started to explain how he actually planted bombs in the twin towers

    • @Nersius
      @Nersius Před 5 lety +32

      That's what I like about Hunter X Hunter, changes up the formula where the villain (Hisoka) is racked in the throes of pleasure by witnessing or participating in the bloodying of people of ALL ages rather than explaining some machination he has.

    • @aliceakosota797
      @aliceakosota797 Před 5 lety +14

      @@poopa854 now that's a funny joke finding Osama... Lol

    • @bestleesinna7702
      @bestleesinna7702 Před 5 lety +28

      to be honest, the best way to reveal a plot in the movie is just show an intro with the villains making the plans and then let the protagonist figure it out as he/she goes. OR if you're a European style film maker, leave the protagonist and the audience completely clueless as to who the good guy and bad guy are until the first emotional tie-in

    • @roadkillpotato3468
      @roadkillpotato3468 Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah but that would make anime, movies ect a whole lot less interesting if they just killed them immediately. The whole point is to build suspense to keep the viewer interested.

  • @ck_bfb
    @ck_bfb Před 9 měsíci +4

    This video will never get old 😂🤣

  • @NotceDragon
    @NotceDragon Před rokem

    Just found your videos and enjoy every minute of em keep up the great work!

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 Před 4 lety +10877

    Truly, the most evil thing a villain could do is not tell the audience what his evil plan is.

    • @arhamsaa
      @arhamsaa Před 4 lety +191

      He can tell it after killing too.

    • @cgamejewels
      @cgamejewels Před 4 lety +98

      I wonder what would happen if the hostages tells the villians, they don't care about their evil plans.

    • @peregrine955
      @peregrine955 Před 4 lety +68

      TheDark Knight's Joker - he only told us after he did it, and even then you still had to think about it for a little bit

    • @fuxkdonaldtrumphisdaughter2955
      @fuxkdonaldtrumphisdaughter2955 Před 4 lety +13

      @@cgamejewels vllians would need therapy then

    • @meditatewithcastidy6684
      @meditatewithcastidy6684 Před 4 lety +17

      His new plan is to fix the broken window

  • @ehi_ij
    @ehi_ij Před 3 lety +6096

    Villain: *Shoots hero*
    Also Villain: Damn the blood stain on this carpet is gonna cost me a fortune to remove

    • @god3538
      @god3538 Před 3 lety +24

      IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍

    • @tasierjay3435
      @tasierjay3435 Před 3 lety +27

      Villains have blood colored carpet

    • @hungchau7064
      @hungchau7064 Před 3 lety +21

      Someone calls Frank pls, we need to clean these bodies up.

    • @hlalefikgasago8856
      @hlalefikgasago8856 Před 3 lety +9

      It was in the budget, the window wasn't.

    • @1klaee
      @1klaee Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/HMfffUJd0Zc/video.html

  • @Abu_abdullah08
    @Abu_abdullah08 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Did you repair the window?😂

  • @LoveLovingLoveInc1
    @LoveLovingLoveInc1 Před 3 měsíci +2

    We learned from the Incredibles “no monologuing” 😂

  • @Shaziek
    @Shaziek Před 5 lety +5862

    How Saitama felt when his roof was destroyed

  • @bunbun3.332
    @bunbun3.332 Před 4 lety +1500

    *everybody gangsta until he broke his window*

    • @PViolety
      @PViolety Před 3 lety +10

      It’s non of ya damn business

    • @B1ackLotu5
      @B1ackLotu5 Před 3 lety +5

      Lucy you need to get out of hell Michael is trying to take over your life on earth

    • @augi.f2446
      @augi.f2446 Před 3 lety +5

      @@B1ackLotu5 so i see your a man of culture

    • @B1ackLotu5
      @B1ackLotu5 Před 3 lety +1

      @@augi.f2446 indeed I am trixie Ella and maze best girls

    • @dumbfucktm6229
      @dumbfucktm6229 Před 3 lety

      Agustin Franco ah I see. So there are multiple people of culture here

  • @i-am-goose8428
    @i-am-goose8428 Před 2 lety +1

    I would pay so much money to see someone make a movie with a villain like this

  • @ponikoTV
    @ponikoTV Před 29 dny

    This is one of your first videos I ever watched ❤

  • @TsunamiHead62
    @TsunamiHead62 Před 5 lety +19537

    Plot twist
    - Frank sent him through the window so he could get paid to fix it

  • @SayySooFlyy
    @SayySooFlyy Před 5 lety +10311

    I hate when super heroes bust in through my damn window too

    • @fazeone5431
      @fazeone5431 Před 5 lety +77

      I think you mean police.

    • @bergsdal
      @bergsdal Před 5 lety +39

      I think you meant bust a nut trough my window
      Fixed that for ya. K bye

    • @maximino5956
      @maximino5956 Před 5 lety +5

      Faze One Police are just enforcers of the law, they shoot innocent civilians all the time. They aren’t heroes

    • @raduvlad4429
      @raduvlad4429 Před 5 lety +13

      @@maximino5956 Riight just put them all in the same bucket as the 12 years old soy boy that you are.

    • @WickedScythe
      @WickedScythe Před 5 lety +1

      1000th like

  • @Juan-nd8hd
    @Juan-nd8hd Před 2 lety +1

    I’m loving how he goes “dude, that’s my window” and all he worried about his window

  • @BudgiePanic
    @BudgiePanic Před 2 lety +1

    He saved so much time, he was able to monologue about his window.

  • @gibbygibbygibby7237
    @gibbygibbygibby7237 Před 3 lety +3885

    “It’s not of y’all damn business.” If only every villain was like this lol

    • @JamesZaxo
      @JamesZaxo Před 3 lety +10

      There is but in novel

    • @akhilmenoj8767
      @akhilmenoj8767 Před 3 lety +7

      @@JamesZaxo any suggestions?

    • @JamesZaxo
      @JamesZaxo Před 3 lety +14

      @@akhilmenoj8767 Reverend Insanity its the best chinese novel

    • @akhilmenoj8767
      @akhilmenoj8767 Před 3 lety +8

      @@JamesZaxo might actually read it. Thanks

    • @daelaenor
      @daelaenor Před 3 lety +1

      @@akhilmenoj8767 Yo, prepare for a trip, he done some fucked up shit. But it's plot is really good.

  • @mohamedcherifnefzi5213
    @mohamedcherifnefzi5213 Před 4 lety +4483

    Thats why jhon wick movies are good , there is no time wasted

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 Před 4 lety +237

      bruh remember when in john wick part 1 when viggo's men slam him with a car, he should have just killed him right there and his son would be still alive, every movie is cliche

    • @danyang1613
      @danyang1613 Před 4 lety +95

      @@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 That's because he still had respect for John and thought he could make it right.

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 Před 4 lety +54

      @@danyang1613 he could have shot him after he disagree, but i can't blame the director since they focused more on the lore, characters,and action scene which sold the movie pretty well, after they knew this movie had a lot of appreciation, they improved the story in john wick 2 and 3, and less cliche than the first one

    • @danyang1613
      @danyang1613 Před 4 lety +18

      @@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 Hmm.. just realized that I haven't got the chance to watch 2&3 yet, maybe I'll pick em up recently, seems like they're worth watching.

    • @shuhratglazkov2677
      @shuhratglazkov2677 Před 4 lety +14

      @@danyang1613 imo john wick franchise just gets better with every new movie unlike many other franchises out there..

  • @glockbreathing
    @glockbreathing Před rokem +4

    This would be Saitama if he was evil but without the gun and just his fists 😂

  • @piedadleon817
    @piedadleon817 Před 9 měsíci +4

    “ my damn window 🪟 “ 😂😂