Review of Amy Schumer's New Netflix Special

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  • čas přidán 21. 07. 2024
  • This is the greatest netflix special of All Time
    / moistcr1tikal
  • Hry

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  • @bigjuice2623
    @bigjuice2623 Před 4 lety +12391

    Charlie: I watched Amy Schumers new netflix special
    Me: reported for self harm

  • @hakunadamatta
    @hakunadamatta Před 5 lety +14931

    “I don’t know what you call your fan base”
    *bold of you to assume she has a fanbase*

    • @Gator_Queen8188
      @Gator_Queen8188 Před 5 lety +155

      Well, hypothetically what would it be called

    • @evilhealer
      @evilhealer Před 5 lety +662

      I vote to call them the Amy Schumer Tumors

    • @verylegendary5546
      @verylegendary5546 Před 5 lety +331

      evilhealer SHUMER TUMORS fucking perfect

    • @Squiggy2010
      @Squiggy2010 Před 5 lety +164

      Schittheads?

    • @tikira_5118
      @tikira_5118 Před 5 lety +24

      Instead (in my opinion) say, *bold of you to assume she has one*

  • @AwakeningShadows
    @AwakeningShadows Před 4 lety +7122

    When the comment section is funnier than Amy Schumer.

    • @coyotebongwater6833
      @coyotebongwater6833 Před 4 lety +81

      I imagine some dark web torture videos are legitimately funnier than Amy Schumer.

    • @lo-dawg6644
      @lo-dawg6644 Před 4 lety +11

      @Killer_Indigo when it's being infiltrated by children

    • @wacodraco1558
      @wacodraco1558 Před 4 lety +20

      TheWhaleFail yo y’all straight roasting her like a rotisserie chicken

    • @ChunkyPhattz
      @ChunkyPhattz Před 4 lety +1

      TheWhaleFail not saying much

    • @zaiikujo6641
      @zaiikujo6641 Před 4 lety +5

      @@coyotebongwater6833 yo wtf

  • @orenji2385
    @orenji2385 Před 3 lety +2909

    "people trust the moist meter more than their own damn families at this point"
    You're damn right

    • @CrackJoseph
      @CrackJoseph Před 3 lety +28

      It's a pretty low bar to beat.

    • @yves_23
      @yves_23 Před 3 lety +12

      Nah. But just damn right. You're GOD damned right.

    • @ryanwilliams9712
      @ryanwilliams9712 Před 3 lety +18

      My mother got a 25% on the Moist Meter, now I'm an orphan

    • @softwet6393
      @softwet6393 Před 3 lety +5

      Banana doppio

    • @itsaaron6583
      @itsaaron6583 Před 3 lety

      Banana Doppio.

  • @ParsaKherghepoush
    @ParsaKherghepoush Před 5 lety +18632

    Fun fact: The F in Amy Schumer stands for funny.

  • @Mistress1337
    @Mistress1337 Před 5 lety +12184

    Two cannibals are devouring Amy Schumer's corpse.
    One asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
    Other cannibal answers, "Nope."

  • @Zappmeister333
    @Zappmeister333 Před 4 lety +4463

    This mans a wordsmith.

    • @PPPeepeepoopoo
      @PPPeepeepoopoo Před 4 lety +126

      i strive for his Craftsmenship of words .

    • @Zappmeister333
      @Zappmeister333 Před 4 lety +58

      Just Harith
      Maybe he’ll open up a school one day, spread his gift of gab around for all. Till then.

    • @fvue7663
      @fvue7663 Před 4 lety +21

      And that's why he has millions of subscribers.

    • @PPPeepeepoopoo
      @PPPeepeepoopoo Před 4 lety +11

      @@Zappmeister333 yes maybe open a school called the "MoistCr1tikal Centre For Children Who Cant Read Good , And Who Wanna Learn To Do Be An Anti Douchebag Too"

    • @Zappmeister333
      @Zappmeister333 Před 4 lety +2

      I mean yah ok 👌🏽

  • @117lyrics
    @117lyrics Před 5 lety +9238

    you forgot the one good thing about the special:
    it ends

    • @HectorJimenez-ee9zi
      @HectorJimenez-ee9zi Před 4 lety +246

      Not even that, man, because when it ends she took some time off your life that you'll never get back.

    • @dazzleheart2789
      @dazzleheart2789 Před 4 lety +7

      666 likes

    • @Onel1ttlek1lla
      @Onel1ttlek1lla Před 4 lety +78

      Yeah the fact that it starts completely cancels out the end

    • @prod.royalsg1630
      @prod.royalsg1630 Před 4 lety +4

      HAHHAH

    • @jaywizz17
      @jaywizz17 Před 4 lety +8

      117 ending means it started, which it shouldn’t have. so no, nothing good.

  • @GMMReviews
    @GMMReviews Před 5 lety +4947

    Fan base is called the *”Schumer Tumours”*

  • @redyayhole1644
    @redyayhole1644 Před 5 lety +2737

    Many people say women aren't funny, and Amy Schumer is 100% responsible for that assumption

    • @bigsoap186
      @bigsoap186 Před 5 lety +26

      Jonny Son it’s not true, but there is definitely a lot of wack female comedians and they also probably hate our comedy and think it’s dumb too lol. They just have there own comedy and that’s why they are so annoying to us.

    • @okcoolshades2203
      @okcoolshades2203 Před 5 lety +80

      ELITOS Burritos no it’s shitty comedy

    • @redyayhole1644
      @redyayhole1644 Před 5 lety +106

      @@bigsoap186 I 100% agree. In general, I can't stand a large portion of female comedy. They tend to rely on man bashing and sympathy from the crowd. In general they don't have quite the creativity and comedic observations about a wide array of subjects that the best male comics do. There's a handful of great ones but honestly even the best female comics aren't anywhere near a Carlin or Bill Burr. Amy is just baffling though. She doesn't even tell jokes. It's statements, pauses and a smile or some goofy look after talking about tampons or something. Just baffling how she has any fans.

    • @bigsoap186
      @bigsoap186 Před 5 lety +8

      Jonny Son female stand up is the worst comedy to me.

    • @jacobrunkle4195
      @jacobrunkle4195 Před 5 lety +103

      ELITOS Burritos Larry David is funny no matter what the gender of the viewer, Amy Schumer is unfunny no matter what the gender of the viewer is. Comedy is not subjective to gender, it’s either funny or not, gender doesn’t matter.

  • @n0_s1eep23
    @n0_s1eep23 Před 5 lety +4366

    My mom once told me Amy Schumer was funny
    I took the liberty to disown myself

    • @elizrebezilmadommdo1662
      @elizrebezilmadommdo1662 Před 5 lety +129

      my mom likes her too. her movies are okay (probably because she has writers to help her out) but her stand up shows are always horrendous.

    • @wedgeantilles1498
      @wedgeantilles1498 Před 4 lety +35

      Makes me glad that I disowned my mom.

    • @Quicksilver_Cookie
      @Quicksilver_Cookie Před 4 lety +99

      I've seen my mother watching her once, absolutely laughing her ass off. I genuinely was thinking that I wish I was adopted.

    • @shokusakabe5799
      @shokusakabe5799 Před 4 lety +1

      @@PMswe Those... are the lyrics to All Star

    • @nurabelnavis3465
      @nurabelnavis3465 Před 4 lety +1

      meatiest she was looking kinda dumb

  • @miami_lolz
    @miami_lolz Před 4 lety +3661

    “Let’s start with what’s good with it”
    . . .
    *Ok- that’s about it*

  • @squattinggopnik950
    @squattinggopnik950 Před 5 lety +12762

    This man suffered through amy Schumer’s comedy special can we get him a Purple Heart or Medal of Honor or some military award?

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 Před 5 lety +223

      There's a medal that's the highest medal that can possible be awarded to a civilian. I wanna say "Act of Valor" is somewhere in the name?

    • @demonmonty30
      @demonmonty30 Před 4 lety +63

      💜

    • @amanaje4743
      @amanaje4743 Před 4 lety +34

      @Killer_Indigo that not military

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 Před 4 lety +7

      @@amanaje4743 what about a Pulitzer?

    • @TrillyTuesday
      @TrillyTuesday Před 4 lety +6

      Salute

  • @harryoloughlin1335
    @harryoloughlin1335 Před 5 lety +7344

    Amy Schumer: i forgot to shave my legs this morning
    Audience: HA HA HA HA HA HA AMY U SO QUERKY AND RELATABLE

  • @emperorbartu2414
    @emperorbartu2414 Před 5 lety +1120

    Why does Mr. Beast torture himself so much.
    Penguinz0 : hold my fleshlight

    • @peppito2294
      @peppito2294 Před 4 lety +13

      @The No.1 Guy the sexiest man in the world

    • @unknownyt2471
      @unknownyt2471 Před 4 lety +10

      @The No.1 Guy Jesus himself

    • @jmackpa30
      @jmackpa30 Před 4 lety +3

      The No.1 Guy fleshlight inventor

    • @acab9120
      @acab9120 Před 3 lety +1

      The No.1 Guy he’s cr1tikal

    • @unmeinks5907
      @unmeinks5907 Před 3 lety

      @The No.1 Guy our only, lord and saviour

  • @emmad4308
    @emmad4308 Před 3 lety +326

    Worst part is her husband is genuinely autistic (like he's properly diagnosed)

    • @akibzuhairsamin2284
      @akibzuhairsamin2284 Před 3 lety +87

      And she finds it okay to joke about that?! Does she not love her husband?!

    • @Cenentury0941
      @Cenentury0941 Před 3 lety +60

      @@akibzuhairsamin2284 it's fine if she ridicules someone's disabilities or even bullies them. It's just that is only bad if it happens to her.

    • @CrypticMars
      @CrypticMars Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah she constantly treats us like we are children

    • @Piriluk331
      @Piriluk331 Před 3 lety +13

      Who tf would marry that?

    • @lilypaigeham
      @lilypaigeham Před 3 lety +3

      @@Piriluk331 gooooooooo fuck yourself!

  • @nugg3t382
    @nugg3t382 Před 5 lety +3731

    Amy Schumer needs a name change to Amy Sc

    • @lodusdog383
      @lodusdog383 Před 5 lety +197

      This comment is slept on.

    • @spongy5920
      @spongy5920 Před 5 lety +37

      explain this to me

    • @lodusdog383
      @lodusdog383 Před 5 lety +191

      @@spongy5920 they're taking the humour from Amy schumer, it's also in her last name (kinda)

    • @7evndy3
      @7evndy3 Před 5 lety +140

      @@spongy5920 lucky he got to you before the redditors did

    • @wilsonram39
      @wilsonram39 Před 5 lety +77

      @@spongy5920 just got it:
      Schumer sounded out = shoe-mer or rather Sh-humor.
      Because there is nothing funny about Amy Schumer, she should remove the "humor" from her name.

  • @caitdurl9111
    @caitdurl9111 Před 5 lety +2505

    "I just watched Amy Schumer's new Netflix comedy special"
    I don't approve of these self harming tendencies of yours.

  • @21rd99
    @21rd99 Před 3 lety +151

    I love how he's the only big youtube who, doesn't have annoying intros/outros, doesn't care about having a million ads throughout, and is completely real with his fanbase. I've only been watching him for a few days, but already I have huge respect for him

  • @Turbulentdesk3967
    @Turbulentdesk3967 Před 3 lety +60

    Charlie staring in absolute silence for 1 second got more laughs out of me than the entirety of Amy's stand-up career.

  • @ozzymanreviews
    @ozzymanreviews Před 5 lety +7391

    Clearly a sponsored video 😂

  • @risris.18
    @risris.18 Před 5 lety +1401

    "I just watched Amy Schumer's new Netflix comedy special"
    Why would you put yourself through that

    • @MechaPlays
      @MechaPlays Před 5 lety +36

      So other people wouldn't have to. Charlie is the true hero of this story.

    • @thecutenobushi5577
      @thecutenobushi5577 Před 5 lety +1

      Because Charlie is the God of moist

    • @grimeeeeey
      @grimeeeeey Před 5 lety

      For viewssssss!

    • @IAmDdie1
      @IAmDdie1 Před 5 lety +3

      Not all heroes wear capes

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka Před 5 lety

      I don't care what you say! Amy is NOT a rapist, but she IS funny! The special was great in my opinion! You just haters!! 🙄

  • @garrick5873
    @garrick5873 Před 3 lety +38

    "I don't think anyone clicked on this as a fan"
    You got that right!
    Hilarious review. Well articulated.

  • @lightweightjive
    @lightweightjive Před 4 lety +112

    When someone says they like Amy Schmucker I ain’t even mad, it just means they like all the same jokes told by my favorite comedians.

  • @perspii2808
    @perspii2808 Před 5 lety +1855

    *Predictions*
    •Man bad
    •Wamen good
    •Fat good
    Edit:not too shabby

  • @skiiman534
    @skiiman534 Před 5 lety +1468

    What Amy Schumer calls her fan base
    *Imaginary*

    • @youngblocka8128
      @youngblocka8128 Před 5 lety +2

      Well enough people apparently like her to get her a Netflix special...

    • @millitron3666
      @millitron3666 Před 5 lety +1

      @@youngblocka8128 her uncle is senator Chuck Schumer.

    • @jdthefallenone
      @jdthefallenone Před 5 lety +4

      @@millitron3666 Also known as Chucky Schmucky

    • @youngblocka8128
      @youngblocka8128 Před 5 lety

      Millitron her brothers and sisters all do entertainment as well. It seems they were raised that way. She's not like a democratic propaganda asset or whatever you're implying, that would be retarded

    • @jdthefallenone
      @jdthefallenone Před 5 lety +5

      @@youngblocka8128 I think millitron was trying to say that she got famous because of her relative, not due to talent

  • @dorrisdolorence7128
    @dorrisdolorence7128 Před 4 lety +54

    amy shumer was bragging about how she was pregnant and doing a standup special even though ali wong did it first and 10x better than her

  • @normailman5127
    @normailman5127 Před 4 lety +59

    about 5 seconds in when he said "i just watched amy schumer" i already felt bad for him

    • @HM-xe3mq
      @HM-xe3mq Před 4 lety +2

      well wtf is the video called???

  • @spark9_
    @spark9_ Před 5 lety +3382

    You might joke, but I do trust the moist meter more than my mom's opinion of movies.

    • @Oskuro_
      @Oskuro_ Před 5 lety +38

      Same
      My mom liked Twilight

    • @okaysoph
      @okaysoph Před 5 lety +3

      i trust moist meter sm

    • @ThatCrissCrossGal
      @ThatCrissCrossGal Před 5 lety +10

      %100 agree.

    • @lasagesseenboite7268
      @lasagesseenboite7268 Před 5 lety +2

      Bold move

    • @Coooastal
      @Coooastal Před 5 lety +14

      Sachindra Bhattacharya true. I never planned on watching Alita because the trailers looked shit. His MM on it made me watch it, I don’t regret it.

  • @omnisped1423
    @omnisped1423 Před 5 lety +551

    1:35
    Charlie has endured the pain of watching all of Amy Schumer's "comedy" so he can be informed when he talks about them.
    *carefully he's a hero*

    • @moonie5565
      @moonie5565 Před 5 lety +18

      Not all heroes wear capes.
      Some just wear the hairstyle of a homeless man

    • @NightOwl-4
      @NightOwl-4 Před 5 lety +2

      I appreciate you for not making that a "read more" comment.

  • @regalia1550
    @regalia1550 Před 2 lety +6

    how the hell did this end up on my recommended after 3 years?

  • @16431421
    @16431421 Před 3 lety +15

    3:05 actually I have to dissent. I was in NYC waiting for the subway, and I turn around, and Amy Schumer was standing behind us with her luggage looking at her phone waiting for the Subway. I said to my friend “hey turn around. Is that Amy Schumer?”
    “It is!” She replied.
    “Neat”.
    Then we turned around and looked at our phones and lost interest immediately

  • @ajwelsh3191
    @ajwelsh3191 Před 5 lety +985

    I’d forgotten Amy Schumer existed thanks a lot Charlie.

    • @axle1717
      @axle1717 Před 5 lety +15

      Yeah, fuck you Charlie

    • @garretthembree9096
      @garretthembree9096 Před 5 lety +1

      AJ Welsh me too

    • @abigappl6047
      @abigappl6047 Před 5 lety

      F

    • @NordicWildSoul
      @NordicWildSoul Před 5 lety

      George Carlin did some amazing political commentary in his stand up comedy routines that have become legendary.
      If Charlie cannot appreciate George Carlin then his opinion is irrelevant.

    • @rockcliff1930
      @rockcliff1930 Před 5 lety +1

      Wasn't she arrested once?

  • @Paguo
    @Paguo Před 5 lety +2019

    I admire you for wasting your time and breath as a healthy, young adult watching Amy Schumer's movies

    • @eduardofernandes7889
      @eduardofernandes7889 Před 5 lety +5

      I don't

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka Před 5 lety +1

      I don't care what you say! Amy is NOT a rapist, but she IS funny! The special was great in my opinion! You just haters!! 🙄

    • @doggone6298
      @doggone6298 Před 5 lety +1

      Preston Garvey dude he’s being sarcastic

    • @Daniel-ll2cl
      @Daniel-ll2cl Před 5 lety +4

      Took the sacrifice no-one else would to give us this great content

    • @willdg8108
      @willdg8108 Před 5 lety

      Dog Gone well it’s not very funny/obvious is a joke

  • @melissabarnes1063
    @melissabarnes1063 Před 4 lety +41

    Her dad: What are your intentions with my daughter?
    Me: 0:24

    • @bilbostabbins1882
      @bilbostabbins1882 Před 3 lety +2

      WITH YOUR COMEDY SPECIAL?! NOOOOOOOOO

    • @NetherLord1234
      @NetherLord1234 Před 3 lety +1

      Would you be talking to the dad? Or about the daughter? This really sounds like it could go either way.

  • @FupaLipa
    @FupaLipa Před 5 lety +103

    if you think "political" comedy doesn't stand up watch some Carlin. his material is just as relevant today

    • @MagniGames
      @MagniGames Před 4 lety +7

      Also Jon Stewart and Colbert were pretty funny back about 15 years ago.. You can def look back at those and laugh, in fact it makes me wish we even HAD some form of modern political comedy today in the Trump era... And no, the new Daily Show and Colberts late show DO NOT count lol...

    • @Pranav-rp8wi
      @Pranav-rp8wi Před 3 lety

      @Hans well, millions would disagree

    • @Pranav-rp8wi
      @Pranav-rp8wi Před 3 lety

      @Hans his 'God loves you' routine is one of the funniest on CZcams

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MagniGames I absolutely agree, and the look i got from people when i brought their names up, 😉 they are just comedians 😉. If you really followed the show they'd question everything, solid research, a whole crew committed to the act, great banter, these dudes even interviewed presidents, other powerful figures, you dont get to do that by just being some tv guy.

  • @ChannelZ3RO
    @ChannelZ3RO Před 5 lety +1755

    Tig Notaro sounds like a Mortal Kombat Character name.

  • @tapewormrage
    @tapewormrage Před 5 lety +488

    I honestly trust the Moist Meter more than Rotten Tomatoes. At least the Moist Meter has objective standards.

    • @pirovanomg
      @pirovanomg Před 5 lety +5

      How much of this video offered objective commentary? In four minutes, how many times did he actually offer strong support for his criticisms beyond just calling it bad (which, itself, is subjective)?

    • @thomas-tk6ce
      @thomas-tk6ce Před 5 lety +48

      Michael Pirovano because Amy Schumer is objectively not funny

    • @MakeMakoGreatAgain
      @MakeMakoGreatAgain Před 5 lety +31

      @@pirovanomg You're new here huh

    • @pirovanomg
      @pirovanomg Před 5 lety

      @@MakeMakoGreatAgain I've actually focused on a small handful of his videos and have had a few more on in the background. But, I don't know. If he was spouting off cheap, hollow, critiques to pander (at least as far as the comments would suggest) sexists in his other videos, I would think I'd have picked up on it already. What disappoints me is the possibility that he's smarter than that, but he's cheapening himself for the views.

    • @pirovanomg
      @pirovanomg Před 5 lety

      @@thomas-tk6ce I've got well-supported critiques of this special and others. Bring one well thought out criticism to the table and then we can talk.

  • @GH1LLIE
    @GH1LLIE Před 3 lety +26

    Amy calls her fanbase Santa Clause because they don’t exist

    • @johnheavener8467
      @johnheavener8467 Před 2 lety +1

      I've met an Amy Schumer fan, she get passed when you tell her she isn't funny.

  • @asylumrain
    @asylumrain Před 4 lety +63

    I was about to comment something like “wow you finally cut your hair” but then I realized this was months ago.

  • @isaacchung9205
    @isaacchung9205 Před 5 lety +1920

    not my quote, but:
    when amy schumer said she wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed. *no ones laughing now.*

    • @p30inferno99
      @p30inferno99 Před 5 lety +33

      I saw the original post of that and I love the irony of it

    • @Metalrave
      @Metalrave Před 5 lety +8

      hahaa ive seen the post

    • @ohmanyourecool1
      @ohmanyourecool1 Před 5 lety +5

      Insert 2012-era school shooter starter pack meme:

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 Před 5 lety +4

      ''Quote''
      yeah i think you mean a meme

    • @notrobber8285
      @notrobber8285 Před 5 lety +8

      Omega Hakim you sound like you’re real fun at parties

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 Před 5 lety +1174

    I got dragged into watching I Feel Pretty by my ex when Infinity War was showing. Really dark time in my life.

  • @rileymurtagh3365
    @rileymurtagh3365 Před 2 lety +9

    POV: you're here after his latest Amy Schumer video

  • @pieseldatches
    @pieseldatches Před 2 lety +10

    "We'll go ahead and start about what's good about it."
    *2 second blank stare*
    "That ends that segment. That about covers that"

  • @crashtranquility9923
    @crashtranquility9923 Před 5 lety +417

    “Amy Schumer’s new Netflix special”
    *evereyone disliked that*

  • @gluesniffer2
    @gluesniffer2 Před 5 lety +1762

    to Amy's credit her leather special was so bad Netflix had to rework it's rating system to accommodate terrible shows and specials :)

    • @raulw858
      @raulw858 Před 5 lety +33

      gluesniffer2 wait holy shit for real?

    • @SemperSalam
      @SemperSalam Před 5 lety +246

      raul w yes that’s why you can no longer rate movies on Netflix. Since she is a woman it’s not nice to rate her material poorly even though it is trash.

    • @gluesniffer2
      @gluesniffer2 Před 5 lety +4

      wow never thought my comment would blow up with so many likes :)

    • @AkumaADemoncus
      @AkumaADemoncus Před 5 lety +111

      @raul w
      No, that's just a coincidence, they actually changed the rating system because netflix changed their catalogue (reduced the number of movies and shows they had streaming rights to) and started focusing on their own original content.
      The rating system was detrimental to their bottom line as most of the content they were bringing in were crap (users seeing most of the movies with a 1-3 star rating is not a good thing for netflix so they had to fix that) and some of their originals weren't doing so hot either. They couldn't manipulate the "recommended for you" rating that they do now, ever wonder why you seem to always get recommended every single netflix original and it's always a 90+% match? Well there's your answer.

    • @roggerdavid
      @roggerdavid Před 5 lety +1

      It is better than the leather special

  • @glenntipton6226
    @glenntipton6226 Před 5 lety +46

    I love how comments in the comment section are funnier than any of Amy Schumer's stand ups

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj Před 4 lety

      these people in the comments have a better chance of finding success in being a stand-up comedian/entertainer than Amy Schumer will, but everyone loves a trainwreck, I suppose

  • @sarah-ed4iu
    @sarah-ed4iu Před 5 lety +29

    haha this is my first time ever watching your channel and i think you’re phenomenal. I’ve been searching for a critical and cynical youtuber and i think i just found the best one. You’re so blunt it’s hilarious. Definitely subscribing.

  • @justadreamhd2049
    @justadreamhd2049 Před 5 lety +823

    1. sexy hair
    2. massive beard
    ....tornado of masculinity

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster Před 5 lety +847

    “The Amy Schumer Special” sounds like something you order off-menu from a dive bar, but then you find yourself being escorted to the back room where some guy named Leo just punches in you the face while they cook you a triple decker burger topped with the fixings

    • @cmcrisp42
      @cmcrisp42 Před 5 lety +45

      That actually sounds better than what you get from watching Amy.

    • @licherally212
      @licherally212 Před 5 lety +31

      this is so specific. as well as a little poetic.

    • @caitdurl9111
      @caitdurl9111 Před 5 lety +26

      Not even a burger. Just the fat drippings and burnt remnants scrapped off of a hotplate.

    • @aureliuszeta3037
      @aureliuszeta3037 Před 5 lety +12

      @@caitdurl9111 That's being too generous. They just slide you a plate of fatberg fished out from a local sewer pipe with a small twig of parsley

    • @kevinsvendsen6284
      @kevinsvendsen6284 Před 5 lety +14

      this made me exhale through my nose, which is 10 times better than what amy schumer managed to do

  • @Unnanymous
    @Unnanymous Před 4 lety +28

    I honestly stopped at 30 minutes and at that point I had cancer and severe brain damage.

  • @attaxiaffxi7033
    @attaxiaffxi7033 Před 3 lety +7

    1:17 that's a candle nobody wants

  • @noktua6272
    @noktua6272 Před 5 lety +602

    I hoped this would be a 1 second video, Charlie says "it's shit", vid ends

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 Před 5 lety +4908

    Everyone laughed when Amy Schumer said she would be going into comedy.
    Nobody’s laughing now.

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka Před 5 lety +9

      I don't care what you say! Amy is NOT a rapist, but she IS funny! The special was great in my opinion! You just haters!! 🙄

    • @mercurianrepublic5943
      @mercurianrepublic5943 Před 5 lety +220

      CheesyQuokka YT i don’t know if i should take this comment seriously or not.Can you please answer this to me.Am i being dumbfounded here?

    • @plasmapro6651
      @plasmapro6651 Před 5 lety +142

      CheesyQuokka YT god please tell me this is a joke

    • @orchid570
      @orchid570 Před 5 lety +36

      CheesyQuokka YT
      Ok.

    • @yeah1166
      @yeah1166 Před 5 lety +25

      @@cheesyquokka liberal

  • @gamalielharris8066
    @gamalielharris8066 Před 3 lety +16

    Amy should change her last name
    There’s no way it should rhyme with humor

  • @adrianakalisova3755
    @adrianakalisova3755 Před 3 lety +10

    "I don't know how you call your fanbase."
    Noneexistent

  • @ldmt1995
    @ldmt1995 Před 5 lety +540

    "I watched it so you don't have to"
    I'm pressing F so hard right now.

  • @jonahnaut1189
    @jonahnaut1189 Před 5 lety +144

    By the end of the year it's just going to a be a ghillie suit talking

    • @mediocreyoutuber784
      @mediocreyoutuber784 Před 5 lety

      Sub to Pewd and alert the media of the current status of t series

  • @kefkapalazzo1
    @kefkapalazzo1 Před 4 lety +17

    0:32 lmaooo this guy is a genius

    • @hakai1014
      @hakai1014 Před 5 měsíci

      That silence actually made me laugh

  • @15BigBertha
    @15BigBertha Před 4 lety +5

    My friends and I made a drinking game for this "special" where you drink each time a joke doesn't land. We were done with the first beer before minute 5 and had to stop out of fear that we would get alcohol poisoning by the end of it.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC Před 5 lety +562

    “This is the greatest Netflix special of all time”
    *X to doubt*

  • @gregserangeli3239
    @gregserangeli3239 Před 5 lety +558

    Charlie you’re being too harsh, the lighting was good

  • @abelsm6270
    @abelsm6270 Před 3 lety +5

    "I don't think very many Schumer fans were going to be clicking on this video"
    "Wait they have those now"

  • @the_russell_pinto3300
    @the_russell_pinto3300 Před 3 lety +3

    "We'll go ahead and start whats good with it"
    *2 seconds silence*
    "That ends that segment"

  • @romanmorales227
    @romanmorales227 Před 5 lety +526

    The only moisture coming out is from this diarrhea of a special

    • @eoinmccormack690
      @eoinmccormack690 Před 5 lety +19

      And charlies hair its developing its own ecosystem at this stage

    • @tofer980
      @tofer980 Před 5 lety +1

      @@eoinmccormack690 Not sure if it's just wet from showering recently or that's actual grease.

    • @Apost0345
      @Apost0345 Před 5 lety +7

      @@eoinmccormack690 We can actually observe a new species growing inside his hair, if this continues, in 5 years the creatures will start to build an intelligent civilization

    • @SunnyRacc
      @SunnyRacc Před 5 lety

      "Out is from this"
      What?

    • @romanmorales227
      @romanmorales227 Před 5 lety +1

      SunnyRacc from the special but I forgot how to grammar on my English

  • @Sean-yq1wm
    @Sean-yq1wm Před 5 lety +326

    Saw Amy Schumer's name and almost disliked until I saw God

    • @chrisninety1
      @chrisninety1 Před 5 lety +10

      God would probably comb his beard.

    • @dawidkubis7822
      @dawidkubis7822 Před 5 lety +14

      god should really get a haircut

    • @ormus1746
      @ormus1746 Před 5 lety

      God isn't the love child of Ben Stein and Keanu Reeves...

    • @axle1717
      @axle1717 Před 5 lety

      I saw it last night on Netflix. I didn't even watch it. Just thumbs downed it on there.

  • @danielmiller3845
    @danielmiller3845 Před 3 lety +2

    She steals jokes

  • @RebuttalRecords
    @RebuttalRecords Před 3 lety +1

    The problem with Amy Schumer is that she WON'T stop growing. When she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house.

    • @ratrodgrady
      @ratrodgrady Před 3 lety +1

      Be careful now, she might steal your joke.

  • @cinnamonnoir2487
    @cinnamonnoir2487 Před 5 lety +1763

    You know what they say:
    _Amy Schumer_
    _Rhymes with "humor"_
    *_Which is short for_*
    *_"Human tumor"_*

  • @jahhaha1517
    @jahhaha1517 Před 5 lety +691

    My mom likes Amy Schumer and I have depression

  • @themaxxmaverick2208
    @themaxxmaverick2208 Před 3 lety +4

    Under this video was a 1 hour video of "I watch Amy Schumer until I laugh " and he fake laughs to end his misery

  • @SamTimelapseMan
    @SamTimelapseMan Před 3 lety

    1.5 million views, and only 611 dislikes. Goes to show how much people love you man

  • @glennlewis7142
    @glennlewis7142 Před 5 lety +55

    "We'll start with whats good with it.
    ...
    That ends that segment."
    *wheezes*

  • @snowysalt
    @snowysalt Před 5 lety +288

    i see 1 dislike cant believe amy watches your videos

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 5 lety +2

      ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very hot and big CZcamsr girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 de*d orangutans oh nooo)! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid snowy

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 Před 5 lety +1

      There's 63 now, I didn't know amy had that many fans

    • @toothlesstoe
      @toothlesstoe Před 5 lety

      @@AxxLAfriku No one gives a fuck.

    • @snowysalt
      @snowysalt Před 5 lety

      @@ratbat1072 ah i think you mean alt accounts

  • @amirshah0112
    @amirshah0112 Před 3 lety +1

    i luv how charlie puts the ads at the end

  • @DK-cl7lw
    @DK-cl7lw Před 3 lety +1

    I’ve traveled 3000km’s back to home to visit my family for the holidays and spend new year together , but unfortunately I started showing flu like symptoms so i quarantined myself in my room , and I’ve been watching nothing but penguinz videos the whole time from dusk till dawn. Thank you for making my quarantine alot less boring!

  • @CoughE
    @CoughE Před 5 lety +576

    It was nice of Netflix to let Miss Piggy have her own special

    • @demetriuservin2874
      @demetriuservin2874 Před 5 lety +90

      Dont disrespect Ms. Piggy like that.

    • @viyhexe131
      @viyhexe131 Před 5 lety +40

      Miss Piggy is way more funny and charming

    • @sieiridiufjfjr5102
      @sieiridiufjfjr5102 Před 5 lety +23

      How dare you insult Miss Piggy by placing her anywhere near Amy.

    • @johnnyruoff665
      @johnnyruoff665 Před 5 lety +3

      CoughE Miss Piggy is too good for amy

    • @SuperMarioJustin4
      @SuperMarioJustin4 Před měsícem

      @@viyhexe131The Muppets are really funny when they’re in interviews.
      Look at Elmo when he was in that Rove show.

  • @sidneyisais8862
    @sidneyisais8862 Před 5 lety +70

    Charlie watched it so we don’t have to.
    *Hes not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.*
    F

  • @frederick607
    @frederick607 Před 4 lety +6

    Amy Schumer: *does subpar stand up*
    Brendan Schuab: hold my beer...

  • @lukeg8466
    @lukeg8466 Před 3 lety +6

    "Political comedy is never funny"
    George Carlin - Am I a joke to you?

  • @Deveron4
    @Deveron4 Před 5 lety +480

    Thanks for shouting out Tig Notaro.
    I'd never heard of her before now and I'm loving her standup a whole lot.

    • @raulw858
      @raulw858 Před 5 lety +5

      Wild Wild I fucking love tig notaro, she’s one of the best female comedians I’ve seen

    • @Deveron4
      @Deveron4 Před 5 lety +14

      Just listened to Tig Notaro's comedy album entitled "LIVE".
      Amazing content.
      In the comedy album Notaro refers to Amy Schumer as a "great comedian".
      No accounting for taste, I guess.
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @aR0ttenBANANA
      @aR0ttenBANANA Před 5 lety +1

      @@Deveron4 she's so weird, I love her.

    • @andrewfisher96
      @andrewfisher96 Před 5 lety +3

      Tig Nataro is great! I also like Maria Bamford. She’s also a really great Voice actor.

    • @archmaesterofpullups
      @archmaesterofpullups Před 5 lety +1

      I like iliza shlesinger on netflix as well.

  • @razor8594
    @razor8594 Před 5 lety +677

    I imagine Amy Schumer as a South Park character coming to life. I'm not sure how to explain it. But she's just terrible in every way possible

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Před 5 lety +11

      Stephen Gordon y compare Amy Schumer to South Park

    • @razor8594
      @razor8594 Před 5 lety +44

      @@coreycasciano3255 I love the show. But she just reminds me of a South Park character. Just obnoxious.

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Před 5 lety +2

      Stephen Gordon yea makes sense

    • @UchayKaykay
      @UchayKaykay Před 5 lety +1

      Nah south parks funny

    • @UchayKaykay
      @UchayKaykay Před 5 lety +1

      @SRS Art Productions no joke here, I find the show funny lol

  • @1098234567
    @1098234567 Před 5 lety +21

    I really want comedy central to do a roast of her just to see her rebuttal and her getting butt hurt.

  • @notzay5573
    @notzay5573 Před rokem +5

    who hurt you charlie? seriously we are here for you. you should never harm yourself like this. we will always be here for you. you should never force yourself to watch amy shumer and pretend to be ok.

  • @whizbang1677
    @whizbang1677 Před 5 lety +84

    My mom turned on Netflix and she watched less than a minute of it. She said she couldnt stand her

    • @birdstraw7690
      @birdstraw7690 Před 5 lety +3

      my parents are watching it at full blast and they say they like it. help

    • @corespark7956
      @corespark7956 Před 5 lety +3

      @birdstraw just end it all. nothing is worth that kind of pain.

    • @aR0ttenBANANA
      @aR0ttenBANANA Před 5 lety +2

      @@birdstraw7690 I feel for you. My mom says she looks like she smells bad and she's being nice.

  • @AshleyUccetta
    @AshleyUccetta Před 5 lety +364

    Funny/ironic sidenote, Tig Notaro actually was a writer for Inside Amy Schumer on Comedy Central. Guess we know where the talent came from on that series LOL

    • @Bigev12345beast
      @Bigev12345beast Před 5 lety +6

      Ashley Uccetta Considering it’s a TV show. Obviously there is going to be a script writer. Trashy comment

    • @phleXcss
      @phleXcss Před 5 lety +89

      @@Bigev12345beast u dumb?

    • @CheeseHenderson
      @CheeseHenderson Před 5 lety +41

      @@Bigev12345beast what

    • @fixthat3269
      @fixthat3269 Před 4 lety +38

      Evan Holly I gave you a pity like

    • @gyui1091
      @gyui1091 Před 4 lety +24

      Fix That there aren’t words that can explain how hard this comment mad me laugh. The fact that Evan still has that one like

  • @antriv531
    @antriv531 Před 5 lety

    Yo I just want to thank you for taking your time to and taking a bullet for the team. You’re the real mvp

  • @kaitlynegraham9362
    @kaitlynegraham9362 Před 5 lety +1

    I would just like to thank you for introducing me to Tig Notaro. She is an integral part of my life now.

  • @ImnotCarlSagan
    @ImnotCarlSagan Před 5 lety +169

    You look like a 5th Beatles band member that was always a little off to the side of the screen.

    • @vijion2020
      @vijion2020 Před 5 lety +5

      Pete Best ? You sound like one of Schumers joke writers

    • @silentious6996
      @silentious6996 Před 5 lety

      Euclidean Academy u look like u should unsub from ur channel

    • @avadakedavra69
      @avadakedavra69 Před 5 lety +2

      *6th Beatle
      The Beatles' producer was often called "the 5th Beatle" because of his knowledge in editing and splicing reels in ways to make it all come together.

    • @superduty4556
      @superduty4556 Před 5 lety

      Eddie Murphy is the fifth Beetle

    • @avadakedavra69
      @avadakedavra69 Před 5 lety

      @@superduty4556 ^this man knows his stuff

  • @williamtylerast
    @williamtylerast Před 5 lety +787

    Bobby Lee, another very solid female standup comedian

    • @bruce1990ism
      @bruce1990ism Před 5 lety +3

      Hehehehehe

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 Před 5 lety +41

      That made me laugh more then the video. He’s got a little gossip girl vibe.

    • @WadeAlma
      @WadeAlma Před 5 lety +12

      All the mad tv ladies.
      Stephanie Weir is my absolute favorite.

    • @kilderok
      @kilderok Před 5 lety +12

      Wanda Sykes too

    • @kinyamadege__6235
      @kinyamadege__6235 Před 4 lety +4

      Bobby has a Virginia

  • @hydraarts7806
    @hydraarts7806 Před 4 lety +7

    It was a comedy special? I thought I was watching a documentary about pigs

  • @emelizabeth7267
    @emelizabeth7267 Před 3 lety

    "haven't smelled it, haven't seen it" you sir are one of the lucky ones, join us

  • @ame-bi
    @ame-bi Před 5 lety +95

    Only political comedy that's gonna last is John Mulaney's "Horse in a Hospital"

    • @Rose-ef2cm
      @Rose-ef2cm Před 5 lety +9

      And his Bill Clinton story.

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 Před 5 lety +4

      @Rose the Bill Clinton story always makes me laugh.

    • @Nocreativenamehere
      @Nocreativenamehere Před 5 lety +9

      That's because John Mulaney is a God given gift that we didn't deserve.

    • @kylergilbert6569
      @kylergilbert6569 Před 5 lety +2

      Ame Bi as a conservative and trump supporter, I agree that “Horse in a Hospital” is funny and will last

  • @nxeoh7130
    @nxeoh7130 Před 5 lety +66

    im baffled by the fact that Amy Schumer is actually liked by some people

    • @jgames1113
      @jgames1113 Před 5 lety

      I enjoy her in TrainWreck.

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah, I rather listen to Tig than Amy Schumer. I just think she's trying too hard to be funny.

    • @callummandragore9004
      @callummandragore9004 Před 5 lety

      I laugh at her so that’s a thing

    • @ariavachier-lagravech.6910
      @ariavachier-lagravech.6910 Před 5 lety

      Well there are 7 billion people in this planet there is bound to be some people who have taste as bad as her

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 Před 3 lety +3

    “I watched Amy Schumer’s new special.”
    *You have sacrificed everything for us… Thank you.*

  • @tacenda3250
    @tacenda3250 Před 3 lety +4

    3:36 The Onion does

  • @seriousbismuth2173
    @seriousbismuth2173 Před 5 lety +126

    "just watched Amy Schumer's Netflix special..."
    Charlie, should we call an ambulance??
    You're looking a bit dehydrated.😟

  • @zakkybounce
    @zakkybounce Před 5 lety +139

    "I just watched Amy Schumer's--"
    *WHY?*

    • @zaya5360
      @zaya5360 Před 5 lety +3

      Ah,
      One of those ahgao faces,
      I respect your choice to have the source on your channel bio btw

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 Před 5 lety +2

      @@zaya5360 Ew a weeb

  • @tydyes1455
    @tydyes1455 Před 4 lety +4

    I heard the first line and I literally though “Jesus Christ why would you torture yourself.”

  • @dupuis2000
    @dupuis2000 Před 5 lety

    Getting a Netflix ad for her special on opening this video, oh the irony.