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- Donald Trump calls for certain parts of the Constitution to be terminated, the U.S. is out of the World Cup, the Tampa police chief who was illegally riding in a golf cart resigns after trying to get out of a traffic ticket, the Supreme Court hears a case on whether a wedding website designer can refuse to serve same-sex couples, and a new AI writing tool called ChatGPT has remarkably human-like skills. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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Someone who openly says “ditch the constitution” should be instantly barred from holding any political office in perpetuity.
And convicted for high treason regarding any corresponding actions.
Popular GOP players and pundits have been questiomimg the wisdom and value of the Constitution for decades, this is not absolutely new, just more real time direct.
But then, it wouldn’t be America. Free speech is probably the best thing about living in America
Saw this comment somewhere else.
But it's ok it's true.
We can't take his oath of office seriously then.
Every time Ronnie roasts one of Trevor's tweets, an angel gets her wings
I think you've got it!
“And then you cheer for anybody that’s not white” 😂😂😂 accurate!
Why should my comments be any less repetitious than the google's offensive and unstoppable ads?
Only one question for CZcams:
Does anyone really think more frequent and more offensive ads can lead to profit?
Millions and millions of Americans still don't understand what traitor means.
Don't understand- or don't care?
I mean your whole country is founded on treachery
Or think they’re getting power by proxy. Most people are followers.
@@labelladonna5101 He wouldn't even ride a train with them
But they are democrats and still support Biden... gi figure
Why would anyone be surprised that criminals don’t like a constitution that holds them accountable?
So far, nothing and no one has held Trump accountable.
Exactly
@@couragekarnga8735 that's what happens when you have enough money to buy 3 wives
Nothing holds the criminal aristocracy in DC accountable, especially NOT the Constitution.
@@couragekarnga8735 ummmm there are multiple states that are holding him accountable.
Anyone else remember that suspending the Constitution is literally the plot of the Handmaid's Tale?
Of course he stole that, too!
That's probably it's sole intention.
I thought Republicans held the Constitution closer to their heart than the Bible
@@mlgmeistros4278 Wrong. Republicans hold their hate closer to their hearts than even the Bible.
Who cares about a tv show?! That is what is done on warzones!
I really appreciate Ronnie for acknowledging his heritage from Malaysia, even though he has found much more success not from home. Really reminds me that us Malaysians have very talented people :)
Ronnie was hilarious. “Vote for team that looks like you “😂😂😂😂
Where are all the "Patriots" calling Trump Anti American?
They are armed and wearing white face masks at Rally's trying to shut down drag queens from reading to children.
You know, Patiot 'stuf
*makes chicken noises* HERE I AM YA DISHONEST TRACKER! 🤣
@@Rek_Rc I'm sorry Internet troll,humm are you Russia or Chinese?
trump took an oath to preserve , protect the constitution and now destroy it for his selfish foolishness.
trump is no patriot, ya Internet bot.
He's the wrong color.
Even if you wash off his makeup, he's still the wrong color.
Ha!
"I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same"
“Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC”!
Oath sworn by Americans in the Armed Services, elected offices etc... just sayin'
Yup, and where’s the outrage from this. Just brush under the rug or letting it slide (most of the discussions around it is if he just told a bad joke), but others have been ostracized and ridiculed for less. What he said defines non-patriotic …. or anti-American. But nothing, wonder why
For Trump, the only oath that matters to him is from the “ oath keepers “
"unless I can claim my re-election loss was unfair and then nope."
Ronny never disappoints with the shot at Trevor! 😂😂
I died laughing when he said all players will be able to use guns in next USA FIFA world cup.
They do love their guns.
In Kansas City, it’s wise to carry a gun. We hear gunshots pretty much every day.
It's almost 2023, and Dump is still calling for an overthrow of the 2020 election. Beyond pathetic.
Grump 2024!
Their continued coup plot is his only hope for a get out of jail free card...
He is a sore loser
I believe orange 🍊 has dementia
Dump Dump
if you're the chief of police, just take the ticket. it probably wouldn't be that big of a deal to have it swept under the rug later, when you're back at work.
That would require her having common sense!
She probably thought she would just get rid of the body cam footage.
I thought we're all equally yoked under the law ?
I’ve been pulled over driving a golf cart on public streets before. No ticket issued. Officer was probably going to let them off with a warning too, but that whole body cam question and badge thing... ...I dunno. Could have just used it as her ID, but I don’t think as a passenger, he asked for that from her.
@@UmmYeahOk They probably didn't check the driver's ID, either. The issue was that the vehicle they were driving was, itself, illegal, who the driver was, was immaterial.
I'ma miss you brother ✊🏽 and for the record, you are the best at what you do in the world bro!
Haha I love the Mitch McDonnell impersonating!!
The way that woman handed the deputy her card and said to call her if he needs anything was highly disturbing.
Ought to be out of a job by now - well, by rights...
I see she actually is gone - miracles never cease!
Truly ! And she's not the first.
The officer accepting should be sacked as well. Corruption comes from more than one person. However, the chief was very much in a position of power over the officer, so instead I would understand if the officer at least later reported this incident.
@@eskurian8565 maybe he did, since the video got out?
I asked that Ai how it thinks america can be improved and it said this.
1. Increase access to quality education: Invest in public education, reduce student loan debt, and make college more affordable.
2. Improve infrastructure: Invest in roads, bridges, and public transportation to create jobs and improve the quality of life for citizens.
3. Address income inequality: Increase the minimum wage, provide tax credits for low-income families, and create more job opportunities for those in poverty.
4. Strengthen gun control laws: Implement universal background
Makes more sense than 90% of politicians... I'd consider voting for that AI😊
Oh, so everything that the GQP party is against. Got it! 😡
Mr. AI forgot disabled people in that third one
Holy smokes. Don’t hook it up to the internet- oh wait…
The first 3 are very universal
But it's clear what the last one is aimed at
Ronny Chieng should be the next host of The Daily Show!! He's brilliant...
Ronny was hilarious in this. Humor might be the only way to beat everything. It might just save us.
"Twitter, the thing Elon Musk bought for his midlife crisis instead of a Lamborghini."
That's the best one I've ever heard.
Yeah, I guess tesla just won't do at his price point. Must be why he wanted to do space, because he can't be seen in a Lamborghini. 😆
Plus, didn't Musk famously wreck a really nice car (a McLaren I think?)? It's probably in the interest of public safety to keep him away from a Lamborghini.
Yh8 czcams.com/video/HLqvhu8vj98/video.html
at lest he shows the censoring done by the left wing, free speech has left the chat
Elon Musk: The guy who got peer-preassured by bots to spend 44 bln dollars to destroy a marketplace of ideas and free speech.
Dunno why, but I love when Ronnie roasts Trevor's Tweets.
Love Ronnie period. Other than Trevor, he's the funniest imo.
I love it, too
Nobody writes his jokes for him, he's just a fantastic comedian and speaker. Love that guy, lol.
@@cmb6087 Yeah Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers have the same jokes. The only difference is Meyers breaking the 4th wall, Colbert adds pantomime and Noah racism.
You love it because it's hilarious! 🤣
“Follow me @Stir-fry Hotep.” This line had me laughing so hard! 😂😂😂
*"Stir-Fry Hotep"* 😁😂🤣
"So, why did you leave your last police chief position?" "I got fired for trying to get out of a golf cart ticket."
As she is being interviewed for a job at Burger King!
Not only that, she was a passenger, she was never going to get a ticket anyway. She could have let her husband take the ticket and then just make it disappear later. They are so used to preferential treatment, that this interaction didn’t even faze them. This is why all their interactions need to be recorded.
More like she fired herself after a mere suspension
As a Malaysian, I can confirm that Ronnie speaks our views on the World Cup 🥤
As an indian...i completely match up with ur thought process
Doesn't Malaysia have like 300 million people? Man up!
@@EdDunkle I think you are mistaking Malaysia for Indonesia
@@mister_comeback Why not both?
As a Singaporean, our Malaysian brother Ronnie pretty much sum up our world view. I can also confirm this is our view on the world cup.
Noah,you are one the greatest comedians to ever do it! I'm going to miss your daily commentary. 💯👊🏽💯
"Stir fry Hotep" 😂 Ronnie just made my week
That Florida police chief failed to realize that no one is above the law, not even high ranking police women. I believe that "no exceptions" means "no exceptions".
This is Floriduh.
What's to say that the reason the video leaked is because she is a woman.
The way she said it too made me wanna slap a butch hahah
She literally pulled the "do you know who I am" thing!
@@DavidDcruz Gender is not the issue, it's the fact that she used her rank in the FPD to get out of a citation.
3:16 I want to see now every conservative who called himself a constitutional "literalist" flipping because Trump say so on a dime, going around saying: yeah they should suspend the Constitution!
🤣🏳️🌈1-3🇳🇱 soccer 🤡 heheh
Not suspend, terminate. Don't change TFG's words.
they would but their noses are so deep in his rear they can smell his hair plugs
Already spotted them on Twitter saying, and I quote: "Now suddenly liberals care about the Constitution"
They do not care, but to be fair - they never actually did.
Pied Piper
Trevor's meeh in Mitch voice is the funniest.
That was gold! Both Trevor and Ronnie.
DONT LEAVE US TREVOR! Another season, PLEASE!!!
Leaving? Why is he living?
Ronny killing me with the jokes 🤣 I can't breathe
That's concerning!
how?
Ronny Chieng giving of Rick (from Rick and Morty) vibes. Hilarious🤣🤣
Stir-fry Hotep! 😂
I love Ronny.
We need 10 more seasons of Trevor he needs to be the host forever
Don't limit Trevor. Whatever is going on with him, moving on will only force him into new and more creative ventures. I'm looking forward to his next success! Bonne chance, mon ami!
@@michaelmurphy839 Yeah but we want him to staaayyyyy. Don't go Trevor.
Here you must envision Trevor doing his version of "kid running and crying".
EVERYTHING CHANGES! Get used to it. He's moving on to bigger and badder things. We can probably tag along.
I feel like he's doing better now that he doesn't have the onus of being tied to the job.
Hes got some "projects" or something.
I will miss you very much, Trevor Noah!!! All the best to you and thank you so much for your time and talent on the Daily Show.
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
When I moved to Tampa in 2012 and started applying to police agencies in and around the area, I was to make Tampa PD the last agency to apply to and/or accept a position in. At the time, they were rated the worst agency in Florida to work for various reasons; one of which was corruption and misuse of authority.
Lol stirfry hotep?!?!?!? That caught me off guard in all the best ways lol
Much as I love that an AI can teach like a pirate, I just wish we could find enough homes for the homeless.
that maybe beyond what the US taxpayer is willing to do but this new AI might be able to spread some education where the dysfuctional US education system is mostly absent
Cheaper to just take care of people than to keep fighting the problem, actually.
You can actually ask it thst 😊
The American economy is build in sort of "survival of the fitness" , in terms money.. You lose if you become homeless, you win if you're rich.. Unfortunately, most of America is born in debt and poor, never taught the interworking of America and seek a job just to pay bills. Wealthy families teach their kids generational wealth and how to make assets not liabilities .. Not how to manage a job.
There will always be homeless people who do not want to live in homes.
Trevor is really burning it down on his way out.. in the best ways
I learn so much news from comedians it's kinda ridiculous. The media approaches stories like they're stalling for time. Trevor gets right to it and accentuates the absurdities along the way!
Thank you for serving Don n Ron’s Florida Family values 🎉
TREVOR NOAH, THANKS FOR ENTERTAINING US, YOU'RE FULL OF HUMOR 😍
He just a loser
That Lincoln memorial joke was great. "We would have gone with a tasteful B".
It was just crazy! Who even thought of that?! 🤣🤣
@@lynneanderson4255 😂
Okay, "StirfryHotep" had me weak. Well played Ronny Chieng lol.
THANK YOU for consistently providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!
Can we get rid of paying taxes, too🤦♀️. Trump already getting away with that🤔
Trevor Noah thanks for all the goofy comedy, you always make me laugh dude 😁❤️✌️😎
Silencing my calls to talk to AI. That hit so hard 🤣
The guy laughing in the crowd 😂💔
I know someone who, in 2016, said he was going to vote for Trump because preserving the Constitution was the most important thing. I said this sounded like eating 5 pounds of bacon a day because keeping your cholesterol levels down was the most important thing.
Right. Like Trump has any concept of our Constitution. Prison for him soon, please. Throw away the key and never mention him again.
eating 5 pounds of bacon a day lowers testosterone
Without the Constitution, I can imagine what kind of the worst-case scenarios in future would be..... 😑
Look at Russia, North Korea and China for starters
@@anncata7368That's not going to happen here in America. Real Americans will never let that happen. We've been enjoying the "freedom" for hundreds of years. Rather fight till the end.
it‘s called the handmaid‘s tale
If the camera wasn't on, she was going to be mean and yell, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM???"
Ronnie is my fave correspondent!!
Trevor is the man...he will be missed. 💯💯💯🤘🏾🎉👑🔥
wait what??? did he die or sm?
@@dhhsbziaua4413 no, he's resigning
@@verifiede4125 Nooooooooooo!!!!
@@dreistein yeah it's sad, but hes finding a dude to replace him so it's all cool
@JohnBalnis triggered conservative right here my boys
I'm truly gonna miss Trevor hosting this show so much. 😩
Your are far from alone. 😢😢😢😢😢
She pulled out her badge like "Tadaaah" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🧐😭😭
Pirate physics? A plank joke? Missed an opportunity for a Planck length joke, my dudes... Of course, that is a 'blink and you miss it' kind of situation.... :D
I think i need to get some "chief of police" business cards printed....
I will miss Trevor so much!
🤣🤣😂🙌🏽 that Pirate teaching act😂🤣
The Ronnie Chan joke on Football ⚽️ (WorldCup) is epic. And very very true.
I don't care which country you are from, that is the exact thought process we all use when choosing who to support after our teams have been knocked out.
1. Your team (or the country near yours)
2. The team that closely resembles your skin color
3. Then any OTHER team that threatens a race you dislike
I'll skip to three. Until genocidal aliens start playing football I can't route for anyone.
That's so weird and racist
@@nigelnyoni8265 That's true and obvious.
Hard disagree. But ok then. Racists just pointing themselves out yet again.
Edit. Got to the bit. You realise thats comedy. Its a deliberate lie for comedic effect.
The idea being to mock the people with those racist views...
Keep in mind Iran has been known to lie about reform in the past to help quell protests. I'm not saying that's necessarily what happening here as these protests have been massive (shout out to all those risking their lives for freedom right now), but keep in mind to take everything the regime says with a massive grain of salt.
Very true. Mullah propaganda machine is spreading this to stop the UN from investigating their crimes. Just a publicity stunt and it is sad that all news outlets buying this deception
Yeah Don't tell me when they are considering reforms- tell me when they institute reforms
Whoever is replacing Trevor has big shoes to fill!
People said that about Jon Stewart. People hated Trevor and said he couldn't replace him. The next person will be fine.
@@AnthonyMcNeil Yup its about the personality, As long as they're a thoughtful person like Jon & Trevor it'll be fine
Nah, not bigger shoe but a longer shoe.
Thats why they have hired Sideshow Bob
"Stir Fry Hotep" Lol!
"Brad vs Claude Radisson" 🤣
Trump always accuses others of what he is guilty of.
EVERYONE DOES that🤣😝
Well. Democrats pay $$$ money to all of these comedy shows and social media.
@@malnadgowda_inusa3734 Not this Democrat.
@@marybeth1644 then
@@malnadgowda_inusa3734 Because it's funny
You my man, Trevor Noah, are going to be sorely missed…..💔
You know, I wouldn't mind Dulce Sloan or Roy Wood Jr. take over The Daly Show for Trevor.
Dulce Sloan is sooo funny - I do love her
$100 says Roy Woods Jr wrote that Stir Fry Hotep line 😆 🤣 😂
Ronnie never disappoints.
I'm gonna miss Trevor's hilarious impressions
That "Stir-fry Hotep" line was hilarious...Dr Umar approves 😂
"Stir fry Hotep?!!!" Im dead!
This episode is gold!
Ronnie's comment at the end got me thinking.. I wonder who is going to go down in history as the first person to get catfished by Chatbot?
Chatbot will probably make sure that information never comes to light.
Will that be called being chatfished or botfished?
@@wordzmyth "Chatfished", definitely. Three months from now, "chatfished" will be widely-used in cromulent parlance.
Ronny was just soooo funny in this one. 🙋🏼♀️🇨🇭
Ronny!!! Yes! I also started supporting “France” when Senegal lost… 🤣😂
Which type of person installs 3 constitutionalists to SCOTUS then says to terminate the constitution 🤔.
The type of person who just does what McConnell told him to do!
Did you actually read the original post? if you did then explain to me how you came to the conclusion that his saying terminate the constitution?
@@Slo-ryde What he actually said is the current administration commits fraud at levels that have rendered all rules, regulations articles and even the constitution completely useless, it might as well be considered terminated already. That does not translate into calling for the termination of the constitution.
@@Relentless_Games Trump posted, "A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution."
@@Relentless_Games that is just his pretext for wanting to take over the government!…. You accuse others ( without proof) of doing what you plan to do!
Savoring these last episodes.
7:45 The only people who "have been wondering" are the mobile apps generation. But chatbots have been a thing for a long time. I remember back in the mid-2000's Microsoft through its chat software called MSN Messenger released a chat bot, and we (the youngsters of that decade) had fun with it.
In fact a lot of what is going on in the mobile apps world is just rehashing of what was happening in the web world back in time before smart phones became a big thing.
ronnie chang is amazing. jokes on point tonight
Hahaha Trevor's pirate impression was great.
Ronnie Cheng is the the new generation of Lewis Black-Back in Black!
You have great taste!
So, she says "if you need anything, just call me" - she knew she was in the wrong.
"B**ch, I own this hotel!"
Very accurate. Lol.
"Teach" was literally Blackbeard's name.
Hahaha, I missed that one, thanks! That makes the joke ten times funnier.
Prayers for this world
A business can reject whatever business it wants.
The White House needs to get a restraining order against Trump.
Watching Ronny try to adjust after got himself a little too excited w/ his crotch joke 🤭
I love these monday re-caps, I'm a chef, and work all weekend. Love coming home with the weekend updates.
Why hello there, fellow Floyd enjoyer
"Ronnie Cheng Everybody" scenes are a must
Is no one going to talk about how that cop CHOKED ON HIS INTEGRITY and just licked her boots before he let the chief go!! This is exactly the problem with the "blue wall"!
Thank you
How do you know that the cop didn't report the incident? The bodycam footage isn't going to release itself.
Ronnie was in a roll 😂😂😂😂 like always.
I was told I could go to court and request a court appointed attorney two weeks after I could show up to do so. I don't understand how time lords and the constitution works but I wasn't allowed to talk to anyone about this without them saying I should just accept it. They stole my home... Now two years later, what constitution is being referenced, because it doesn't seem to exist?
Hi all, an Iranian woman here. The Islamic Republic of Iran did not abolish the hijab law or the morality police. This report is based on Iran’s attorney general latest speech. But a part of his sentence is not being mentioned. He said other divisions who have been handling it will handle it on their own even if they want to stop it and then he continued “but in the judiciary branch we firmly believe in the Hijab rule and will use all means as well as new technology to identify women who do not follow the law and don’t wear full hijabs”.
So… not sure why this news got hyped. But hey, Iranians are doing all they can to remove the Islamic Republic regime of Iran. Please think of us and follow Iran’s news. Woman_life_Freedom
I don't think any business should be forced to do business with anyone. Which was a huge deal during Covid and their Masks. I am an ally and always will be of LGBTQ, but if the business doesn't care for their rights, then why would you even want to give them money? Let it be known and let others think twice about going there as well, but seriously, don't force them to do anything.
First it was cake, and my thought was 'you don't want a cake made with hate anyway, the mix knows, it'll taste terrible and look worse'. But seriously, the bakers and photographers etc. etc. that refuse LGBTQ clients, just let them lose business, it's a problem that can fix itself.
Exactly. People will always have different beliefs, go to where you are loved and leave others alone
I think this is what Trevor needs to understand. That you can’t force people to do or not do things even if you think it’s wrong.
Take the bigots to court. They'll get loads of negative publicity. Then hire someone decent.
@@crouchingcaterpillar why are they bigots? They have every right to live or run their business what ever way they believe should be run.