Creepiest Dating Coach Ever

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  • This is the greatest creepy dating coach of All Time
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  • @Sidera17
    @Sidera17 Před měsícem +8466

    "Enter the female mind.".
    This dude hasn't entered the female ANYTHING. 😂

    • @Coockiez-007
      @Coockiez-007 Před měsícem

      his cellmates gonna be entering them cheeks later

    • @richogarden
      @richogarden Před měsícem +66

      Hahahahah😂

    • @Benzley722
      @Benzley722 Před měsícem

      I'd wager money he's entered a ladies room or two...

    • @Dark_Harmony
      @Dark_Harmony Před měsícem

      He may've entered a female sheep, with all that kink he's into.

    • @kills12kills
      @kills12kills Před měsícem

      He's probably has entered some female bathrooms, he's pretty creepy

  • @gullarific123
    @gullarific123 Před měsícem +14372

    dating is not actually that hard. Just ask her out. Take her bowling, destroy any chance she has of winning, rediscover your love for bowling, forget about her and focus on bowling

    • @bossmandude8564
      @bossmandude8564 Před měsícem +402

      Strats

    • @OzymandiasWasRight
      @OzymandiasWasRight Před měsícem +263

      Thank you for this comment.

    • @steezy064
      @steezy064 Před měsícem +357

      Extra points if its Wii Sports

    • @Pokeys
      @Pokeys Před měsícem +111

      Roman Bellic ahh sentence

    • @TofusHappyPlace
      @TofusHappyPlace Před měsícem +103

      I watched this happen in real time once the dude asked his coworker out on a date and got super competitive and this complete stranger asked me if she should consider this a red flag 😭

  • @GeekNymph
    @GeekNymph Před 28 dny +1564

    this guy wrote a whole fanfic in his head and somehow convinced himself that it's real

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 Před 26 dny +35

      He's been acting it out in the mirror for years. Now he's doing it on the phone for the world to see

    • @ALTEMERI
      @ALTEMERI Před 19 dny +8

      ​@crankfastle8138 that or the mirror left him

    • @razzytack
      @razzytack Před 18 dny +10

      The goal is to get so good at gaslighting, you gaslight yourself

    • @kingslayersecondchannel7787
      @kingslayersecondchannel7787 Před 18 dny +2

      Idk I kinda believe him

    • @RasheedahsWifeSchool
      @RasheedahsWifeSchool Před 18 dny +1

      It's hard to say. If he is selling a course then he doesn't have to believe it himself. He just needs impressionable men to believe it. I notice that he says his course will help men to find the "partners" (plural) that they want and not the partner that they want. It's a new world. Tall rich and arguably conventionally handsome Dan Bilzerian had to pay women to be present for his instagram photos at the height of his popularity. The only men who have a chance at partnership with happiness these days are the ones who legitimately want a monogamous relationship. Any man who has a fantasy about playing the field but begrudgingly accepts monogamy won't even have that "fall back" option.

  • @Introvera
    @Introvera Před měsícem +311

    I would hate to hear about kinks and ropes right after rejecting someone. Sounds like I've acquired a stalker 💀

    • @londonm3161
      @londonm3161 Před 2 dny +2

      yea if I say no and he starts going on about kink and rope/bondage I am calling 911

    • @ItsJustSeb
      @ItsJustSeb Před 2 dny +1

      A chill would go up my spine in fear.

  • @rndmprsn3970
    @rndmprsn3970 Před měsícem +16627

    That dude definitely knows all the pepper spray brands by taste

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood Před měsícem +439

      Looks like he had a few teeth kicked out too.

    • @totally_not_putin
      @totally_not_putin Před měsícem +486

      He’s be like quagmire, he developed immunity to pepper spray

    • @bottledstorm7770
      @bottledstorm7770 Před měsícem +270

      This is a masterful burn. Just like his eyes when he rejects her rejection

    • @sallyskellington3024
      @sallyskellington3024 Před měsícem +34

      😂, exactly! And his mouth portal is f*cked up!!!

    • @julianvillalba7997
      @julianvillalba7997 Před měsícem +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @viralshark
    @viralshark Před měsícem +18203

    The creepy smile when he says "wanna know what I did with her later?" made me think he buried the body.

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood Před měsícem

      I was thinking necrophilia

    • @passivepuppy52
      @passivepuppy52 Před měsícem

      @@jar207 on blud

    • @LangwidereLMFT
      @LangwidereLMFT Před měsícem +710

      Why do I get the feeling there may be more than one body?

    • @Bunny_Bill
      @Bunny_Bill Před měsícem +182

      @@jar207 that's true honestly, it makes sen- *The water ripples in front of me, revealing the outline of a horse * Oh my word!! What is that? Are we recording??

    • @natalie-lb2zt
      @natalie-lb2zt Před měsícem +1

      @@jar207 Anyone who uses the terms "alpha", "sigma", and "beta" unironically when referring to themselves and others are losers. Nobody actually says that shit unless we're making fun of people like you LOL. Bro is not pulling any girls and he's not fooling anyone either. The sight of his teeth is enough for me to be repulsed by him

  • @drakebrasche092
    @drakebrasche092 Před 25 dny +218

    This guy is as smooth as a speed bump at 90 mph

  • @yungnatediggity
    @yungnatediggity Před 28 dny +273

    The scariest thing is he is literally selling tutorials on how to harass women. And people are actually buying it.

    • @Stevebeenhavin
      @Stevebeenhavin Před 17 dny +2

      id be surprised if people actually buy shit from this guy

    • @SarahRegina29
      @SarahRegina29 Před 16 dny +5

      Mmmm are they though? I would need receipts. Like actual receipts because I'm not buying it. I don't think any man is that desperate to take dating advice from him.

    • @CodyKendall1
      @CodyKendall1 Před 13 dny +13

      @@SarahRegina29 I wish you were right, but you aren't. People fall for this bs a lot unfortunately.

    • @hannahframpton9235
      @hannahframpton9235 Před 13 dny +4

      @@CodyKendall1yeh, unfortunately this kinda crap does usually work. It finds an audience of lonely and desperate men and then prays on them financially while teaching them lessons that are likely to _keep_ them lonely and desperate

    • @CodyKendall1
      @CodyKendall1 Před 12 dny +3

      @@hannahframpton9235 I was that person when I was younger, unfortunately. I feel bad for believing crap from the "manosphere". That stuff just reenforces insecurities within men and downgrades woman.

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero Před měsícem +3014

    That is not a dating coach, that is a predator trainer.

    • @kevinle1083
      @kevinle1083 Před měsícem +49

      Guarantee to end up in a cell with a relentless cell mate.

    • @alphabetsoup6837
      @alphabetsoup6837 Před měsícem +16

      Same thing

    • @woodpecker8116
      @woodpecker8116 Před měsícem +16

      I dont know, even a predator would probably leave this Guy.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před měsícem +31

      All of these "alpha trainers" are.

    • @s.h.a5921
      @s.h.a5921 Před měsícem

      ⁠@@woodpecker8116 even his hairline is running from him

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 Před měsícem +3174

    “Will you date me”
    “No. Leave me alone.”
    “I do not accept your rejection. Get in the fucking van.”

    • @kristofnagy7813
      @kristofnagy7813 Před měsícem +82

      Chad mindset 💀

    • @TLAMB2008
      @TLAMB2008 Před měsícem +51

      If you get in the van I'll give you candy!

    • @ozramblue117
      @ozramblue117 Před měsícem +4

      Lol!

    • @ScarlettTheRav
      @ScarlettTheRav Před měsícem +31

      @@TLAMB2008 and then he does a creepy wink after saying that and then i run away and hopefully not die

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 Před měsícem +6

      It works 100% of the times it doesn't fail

  • @Justsomeuser1543
    @Justsomeuser1543 Před 23 dny +102

    He’s giving: 🐺🖤⛓️oh you don’t like me wait till you see me in the full moon 🐺🖤⛓️ he’s giving creepy discord mod

    • @imiriath2411
      @imiriath2411 Před 3 hodinami

      lmao, he does have a discord server; fitting.

  • @alexandra6188
    @alexandra6188 Před 24 dny +111

    If someone ever handed me the phone to type in my number after I said no, I’d type in 911, dial it, and walk off.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 Před 5 dny

      Lol

    • @tianag8513
      @tianag8513 Před 3 dny

      That is literally so smart. I wish i wouldve done that back when i was 16 and got hit on by like a 50 year old

  • @DevCryptic
    @DevCryptic Před měsícem +10175

    actually tried the advanced technique he shared and it worked now got a gf she even jokingly says "we arent dating" and "go away creep" shes such a joker

    • @evilcow2114
      @evilcow2114 Před měsícem +1164

      Yeah, same here man. Only problem, she keeps trying to get out of the basement, any tips?

    • @MerchGrows
      @MerchGrows Před měsícem +970

      @@evilcow2114you clearly haven’t mastered his class on knots, duh

    • @Epic-so3ek
      @Epic-so3ek Před měsícem +62

      Top G 👍

    • @trinodot8112
      @trinodot8112 Před měsícem

      I didnt accept rejection and bedded a girl so hard that I'm facing 20 years in prison because it was so good.

    • @tiposauce6417
      @tiposauce6417 Před měsícem

      Such a silly goose should remembered to give her the chloroform, women love to snort that stuff

  • @kassandrad6540
    @kassandrad6540 Před měsícem +3913

    “I just.. played into her little f*cking game”
    My dude, she’s not playing a game she’s trying the best method to reject you without getting murdered

    • @user-lt1jd1ye3v
      @user-lt1jd1ye3v Před měsícem +5

      😹😹😹😹

    • @ricoambro
      @ricoambro Před měsícem

      That probably registers as foreplay for this guy

    • @cathytice6370
      @cathytice6370 Před měsícem +175

      See, you get it. I'm not cute but it even happens to me. What guys don't care to get is that they are out to get laid. We are out to stay alive and survive. I don't remember who said, ' Men are afraid you you will laugh at them. Women are afraid you will kill them,'

    • @Vwerlg
      @Vwerlg Před měsícem +23

      Honestly, this what keeps me sane. I realise that even if I'm small and skinny... I'm still a male.

    • @muro2904
      @muro2904 Před měsícem

      @@cathytice6370Not defending this dude but statistically speaking 77 percent of homicide victims are males above 15 years old while the remaining 23 percent are females over 15. This means that the “danger” you face everyday is not as high as what an average man goes through.

  • @junde410
    @junde410 Před 28 dny +116

    137 Tinder Matches.
    Every day.
    Two years.
    This guy has just abandoned all reality and is living in his own world now.

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 Před 26 dny +24

      If he spends 5 min on each match to check and message, he's dedicated over 11hrs a day to tinder. For 730 consecutive days. Wow

    • @AngryReptileKeeper
      @AngryReptileKeeper Před 22 dny

      @@crankfastle8138 Sounds like he's just admitting he has no life.
      Also, how much you wanna bet that he's pretending to be a woman on Tinder, and that's the reason for his match rate?

  • @PasiviN
    @PasiviN Před 29 dny +141

    brown teeth, a lisp. Long finger nails in a glove and "RAKE". ..... WHAT??? 🤨

    • @hannahframpton9235
      @hannahframpton9235 Před 13 dny

      It’d be like Freddy Krueger trying to seduce you 😬🤢

    • @lolavex
      @lolavex Před 6 dny +6

      I almost threw up.

    • @JellyMandibles
      @JellyMandibles Před dnem

      add being a greaseball neckbeard vile predator to that

    • @quinn5974
      @quinn5974 Před dnem +1

      you know this is some shit he just made the fuck up because anyone who's actually worn vinyl/disposable gloves before knows they don't mix with long fingernails, let alone those count dracula claws of his
      any girl unfortunate enough to land in this creep's bed would end up leaving with a UTI after he got done Freddy Kruegering her insides... blegh 🤢

  • @lazerduckzilla
    @lazerduckzilla Před měsícem +15468

    his 6’4” future cell mate: “i don’t always have to accept your rejection” 💀

  • @_averagedude_1545
    @_averagedude_1545 Před měsícem +29077

    Rejecting a rejection is crazy

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 Před měsícem +45

      Crazy how I am better than 3 kids as a girl 😊

    • @shinraix5041
      @shinraix5041 Před měsícem +516

      What’s even crazier is that some females actually want someone to continue chasing even after a rejection. Some play too many games. I would just move along

    • @CarpeNutella
      @CarpeNutella Před měsícem +148

      My Dude carries around an Uno Reverse card

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls Před měsícem +281

      There's occasionally reasons to reject a rejection... Like if you paid for a product and they don't deliver it and they reject you issuing a refund.
      But in the sense of dating, rejecting someone not wanting to date you is scooting towards sexual harassment.

    • @luckyinky7849
      @luckyinky7849 Před měsícem +54

      ​@@shinraix5041 that's the best thing to do with these types of women

  • @alexandria1663
    @alexandria1663 Před 21 dnem +59

    “Oh you’re rejecting me??? I guess you won’t get any *lists every one of my turn offs*”

    • @_tired-_
      @_tired-_ Před 9 hodinami

      Omg your profile picture is the world's durpiest snake, the arabian sand boa, love it

    • @alexandria1663
      @alexandria1663 Před 8 hodinami

      @@_tired-_ thank you I love this goofy picture :3

  • @KyojuroRengoku.420
    @KyojuroRengoku.420 Před 29 dny +620

    "T.O. A.O. Cheerio, which is a breakfast cereal" 😭😂

    • @owensharp4633
      @owensharp4633 Před 27 dny +23

      This shit killed me

    • @hakushi9016
      @hakushi9016 Před 23 dny +18

      THAT SHIT HAD ME CHOKING 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @Abejaved
      @Abejaved Před 19 dny +12

      Love how he had to clarify it was a breakfast cereal so we don’t assume that’s a real thing “Alpha” is preaching.

    • @bxile730
      @bxile730 Před 11 dny +2

      😭😭😭😭

    • @TheAlromanianAnimatezz
      @TheAlromanianAnimatezz Před 6 dny

      REAL.

  • @belugafans11
    @belugafans11 Před měsícem +5080

    As my dad taught me, ‘No is a complete sentence. Also, you are not required to give a reason.’

    • @darkvioletskull
      @darkvioletskull Před měsícem +431

      Your dad is a real man. 👏

    • @therealsteel1634
      @therealsteel1634 Před měsícem +51

      ​@@jar207so real bro these betas are still stuck in the matrix this guy preaches the real way

    • @winterphuntasm
      @winterphuntasm Před měsícem +150

      Chad dad

    • @ix7958
      @ix7958 Před měsícem +47

      @@jar207 hres the alt

    • @ix7958
      @ix7958 Před měsícem +45

      @@therealsteel1634 heres the main

  • @nightblade628
    @nightblade628 Před měsícem +3790

    “They’re approached around 45 times per day”
    What he doesn’t add is that 44 of those times are by him, the remaining 1 time is by the Police following up on a report.

  • @VillainOfLegend
    @VillainOfLegend Před 23 dny +55

    "I reject your rejection." -Luffy D. Monkey
    (He wasn't pestering women for sex, just recruiting a skilled swordsman to his pirate crew.)

  • @dreamer9375
    @dreamer9375 Před 29 dny +117

    7:17 This has happened to me and it actually happens more often that one can imagine. I told him twice, "I'm engaged and not looking for anything with anyone" and he kept asking for my number. Told him again that I'm getting married in a couple months, didn't listen to that either and kept shoving the phone in my face. Ultimately I had to give him a garbled number to get him off my back.

    • @Lynn.-_-.
      @Lynn.-_-. Před 29 dny +2

      Now I feel bad for whoever that random number belongs to. Hopefully they don't even live in the same continent as the guy. Or maybe it would be more funny if it was those absolutely built guys who could break him like a twig.

    • @bluedistortions
      @bluedistortions Před 28 dny +31

      I know it's probably a bad idea, but I really wish women would start chucking those phones in traffic.

    • @joeltomy9220
      @joeltomy9220 Před 27 dny +4

      wassup baby girl, do you have a dollar

    • @lissettelopez9678
      @lissettelopez9678 Před 23 dny +16

      @@bluedistortions oh we wish but yeah is a very bad idea, i am a very small woman so if a man gets physical with me im dead 😬

    • @AngryReptileKeeper
      @AngryReptileKeeper Před 22 dny +9

      That's when you start screaming at him and making as much of a scene as possible.

  • @abbyelectric
    @abbyelectric Před měsícem +1992

    How to talk to women, a cheat sheet:
    - treat us like goddamn people.

    • @valueinyou9931
      @valueinyou9931 Před měsícem +128

      Someone wrote it...EXACTLY. Or how about this really complicated concept: how would YOU like to be treated and spoken with...? But of course, when all you care about is yourself, this is like the riddle of the sphinx.

    • @ScarlettTheRav
      @ScarlettTheRav Před měsícem +12

      yes please

    • @riftmaster07
      @riftmaster07 Před měsícem +46

      or do my solution: dont have any social interactions.

    • @fragrantbloom
      @fragrantbloom Před měsícem +48

      Exactly. Hard for these losers to understand, sadly.

    • @MK-hw2ir
      @MK-hw2ir Před měsícem

      @@valueinyou9931speaking to women the same way you like to be spoken to will get you ZERO kitty. However, if you apply this dudes strategy you will just turn gae😂😂😂

  • @Ataraxia95
    @Ataraxia95 Před měsícem +2323

    When women say they like confidence, this is not the confidence they talk about.

    • @domainmojo2162
      @domainmojo2162 Před měsícem +27

      Yeah, they usually mean confidence IN COMPETITION with other men- in various things. They want to find someone who they know will be able to look after them if need be.

    • @MoAdan28
      @MoAdan28 Před měsícem +186

      @@domainmojo2162 They meant going in person and being brave and actually say something interesting to them and not being scared or timid but actually face and eye contact. Harsh truth and simple as that like old school instead of going loop and loop about alpha man and a chad LOL I hate internet sometimes.

    • @fatliward9815
      @fatliward9815 Před měsícem +24

      ​@@domainmojo2162As a woman this is so TRUE women want a leader and a protector that's what we meant.

    • @thatdude3977
      @thatdude3977 Před měsícem +3

      Idk woman usually end up with weirdos like this anyways 😂

    • @justaguyontheinternet7104
      @justaguyontheinternet7104 Před měsícem +35

      Big difference between confidence and arrogance.

  • @samanthaconn3895
    @samanthaconn3895 Před 28 dny +49

    "Out of all the things that have never happened, that never happened the most" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @devonstation2102
    @devonstation2102 Před 26 dny +29

    "Will you go out with me?"
    "No"
    "YOUR COMPLIANCE ISNT A FACTOR"

  • @BennyVibes
    @BennyVibes Před měsícem +1703

    Guy had one argument with his mother and never recovered

  • @lawrencetalbot8346
    @lawrencetalbot8346 Před měsícem +22629

    “You don’t always have to accept her rejection.”
    You do if you don’t want to end up in prison my guy.

  • @sleepypotatoe7
    @sleepypotatoe7 Před 28 dny +32

    This is deeply concerning that this "dating coach" is trying to push this behavior. Women have been killed by men who just cannot seem to take "no" for an answer.
    God, he even looks like a creep.

  • @lanceareadbhar
    @lanceareadbhar Před 28 dny +33

    I wonder how many fake numbers he got with that second method.

  • @Tkokat
    @Tkokat Před měsícem +1779

    "You do not have to accept her rejection"
    Jail speedrun, any %.

    • @brownie5458
      @brownie5458 Před měsícem +36

      Well he’s not technically wrong, you don’t *have* to accept the rejection, just depends on whether you want to spend a few years in a concrete house

    • @Tkokat
      @Tkokat Před měsícem +20

      @@brownie5458 rent is hard to pay, so you'd be getting free housing, food and daily excercise

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt Před měsícem +4

      another reason why we get grapists

    • @Clooger-
      @Clooger- Před měsícem

      ​@Tkokat You'd also get laid for free, it just won't be willingly

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Před měsícem +3

      I’m thinking pepper spray, but yeah.

  • @guudbyenme3399
    @guudbyenme3399 Před měsícem +1460

    "Lisping Reddit Mod Spews Delusions at You From the Car He Sleeps In."

  • @Friends_and_fragrances
    @Friends_and_fragrances Před 28 dny +16

    I’m glad you finally covered him, he blocked me on every account I have for telling him how embarrassing he is

  • @eviltoad746
    @eviltoad746 Před 26 dny +15

    When he said "and rake" it really felt like he meant to say something else

  • @illidoth
    @illidoth Před měsícem +1103

    when he says multiple women, he means multiple anime body pillows

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 Před 26 dny +39

      I think he confused tinder for pornhub

    • @CorvineCadaver
      @CorvineCadaver Před 7 dny

      ​@@crankfastle8138 FRR 😭

    • @Orion_Otaku
      @Orion_Otaku Před 6 dny +12

      Now I feel bad for his anime pillows. 🥺
      They probably don't even want him either.

    • @Delt4_Cr4wfish
      @Delt4_Cr4wfish Před 22 hodinami +1

      More like victims.

    • @dmachine6140
      @dmachine6140 Před 14 hodinami

      All these devious ahh comments that have all got to be true

  • @CrazyGrlXP
    @CrazyGrlXP Před měsícem +910

    As a woman.. this is not how you get a woman.. this is how you get the police called on you for harassment.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Před 28 dny +51

      But cops do nothing and that's how dudes like him keep on truckin.

    • @cherrygleam
      @cherrygleam Před 28 dny

      @@rustyhowe3907yep 🥲

    • @jacobhall2628
      @jacobhall2628 Před 27 dny +23

      thanks for clearing it up. i would've NEVER guessed that this is harrassment if I hadn't read your comment 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @cherrygleam
      @cherrygleam Před 26 dny

      @@jacobhall2628 ok??

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead Před 24 dny

      ​@@rustyhowe3907 dude's like him ❌️
      dude's like him that are "immigrants" and black ✅️

  • @sannasunshine4161
    @sannasunshine4161 Před měsícem +19

    Do not rake anything, I repeat do not rake!

  • @mariac4127
    @mariac4127 Před 25 dny +9

    I have a friend who has a lisp. He’s a great dude very confident and normal, can interact w women normally and does. He’s changed my outlook on lisps in general, he doesn’t let it hold him back. This man single-handedly reversed all of that. 😂

  • @ShellyBean3
    @ShellyBean3 Před měsícem +4606

    It's wild he thinks a girl would even acknowledge his "But I'm the best" response. 100% they're ignoring you after that bud.

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 Před měsícem +55

      they’re definitely ignoring you…

    • @Kiseki_mangos
      @Kiseki_mangos Před měsícem +285

      If I wasn’t running I’d be laughing.

    • @KnarfStein
      @KnarfStein Před měsícem +86

      Yeah. If have to someone that you're the best, you're almost definitely not.

    • @jigen8336
      @jigen8336 Před měsícem

      It didn't help that he was weird looking to begin with, now he looks even more gross

    • @ShellyBean3
      @ShellyBean3 Před měsícem +138

      @@Kiseki_mangos I'd be looking for the nearest exit while cringing out of my skin tbh

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers Před měsícem +3013

    I’ve experienced a “No, it’s fine. Just put your number in here.” moment with a guy and it honestly, truly, sincerely feels like you’re about to be stabbed. It’s terrifying.

    • @PrettyVulgar92
      @PrettyVulgar92 Před měsícem +139

      When I heard that my first thought was I'm going to take the phone and smash it

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Před měsícem +114

      Helping women secure their phones so it doesn’t automatically share information seems like a lucrative business idea.

    • @Sparks2490
      @Sparks2490 Před měsícem +54

      I would've replied with "what the fuck did you mean by that?"

    • @nbassasin8092
      @nbassasin8092 Před měsícem

      since women already live with ingrained fear from getting assaulted by physically stronger gender, this guys brilliant idea was... to justify that fear?
      we need natural selection to start kicking in again

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 Před měsícem +42

      Time to learn the police nonemergency phone #.

  • @Miresgaldir
    @Miresgaldir Před 29 dny +9

    I went to Uni with a guy that had the same approach as this guy... infelt legitimately scared for all the ladies in not just the studio, but also the entire university especially given they wouldent have a heads up on what the creep was like

  • @jaysven6153
    @jaysven6153 Před 16 dny +5

    I honestly been feeling super down on myself lately, but you posting these type of videos once a week has genuinely started to make a small but real difference. Insane to think how many weirdos are out there.

    • @hannahframpton9235
      @hannahframpton9235 Před 12 dny +1

      If you’re a nice, normal dude with the ability to self reflect then you’re already ahead of at least half the modern population 👍

  • @grazielalarroca1049
    @grazielalarroca1049 Před měsícem +1796

    If I was approached 45 times a day I would simply never go outside

    • @Aethemix
      @Aethemix Před měsícem +237

      I think he's just counting the average number of times he approaches women and assumes it's the same for everyone

    • @MrMr-ws3tv
      @MrMr-ws3tv Před měsícem +29

      Don't worry we'll find a way inside......

    • @paintedfingernail2308
      @paintedfingernail2308 Před měsícem +84

      ​@@MrMr-ws3tv ew.

    • @jeremywinston1
      @jeremywinston1 Před měsícem +5

      @@paintedfingernail2308it’s a joke

    • @southerndiscomfort171
      @southerndiscomfort171 Před měsícem +26

      let us in baby you're acting crazy right now

  • @Bextie
    @Bextie Před měsícem +8945

    'you don't always have to accept her rejection' is one hell of a way to open oh my fucking god

  • @thebuilder1271
    @thebuilder1271 Před 28 dny +17

    Plot twist: this dude gets hella play, but he uses the real tricks and shit and just says this bullshit online to take out competition

    • @8Kazuja8
      @8Kazuja8 Před 25 dny +3

      "I have purposefully trained them wrong. As a joke."

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 Před 5 dny

      There are no tricks really.

  • @dekuvisuals9847
    @dekuvisuals9847 Před 28 dny +6

    I love how he's Alpha facade faded as soon as he got hate, and started crying😂

  • @cjevans3640
    @cjevans3640 Před měsícem +707

    A man not accepting my rejection is my biggest fear

    • @GTA5Guru
      @GTA5Guru Před měsícem +82

      Not accepting rejection is like the signature mindset of creeps.

    • @geewizlana
      @geewizlana Před měsícem +54

      And this is why we say we'd rather be alone with a bear instead.

    • @mancerayder8010
      @mancerayder8010 Před 29 dny +55

      Not accepting rejection is for rapists.

    • @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331
      @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331 Před 29 dny +5

      Yup. You right.

    • @jaden7858
      @jaden7858 Před 29 dny +16

      persistence OVER TIME I wouldn't mind, like them continuously proving you're the only one they want OVER TIME. But like if im at the grocery store or something and they're not taking no for an answer I'm bringing out the tear gas

  • @B0wtieguy
    @B0wtieguy Před měsícem +1707

    This guy definitely invites himself to parties, talks about how he’s gonna get all the girls there, and then stays on his phone in the corner the whole time.

    • @nicholaswroblewski3069
      @nicholaswroblewski3069 Před měsícem +76

      definitely checking the weather app

    • @Levonaire
      @Levonaire Před měsícem +64

      You don't understand the alpha males gotta save their energy until an alpha female comes around 😤😤😤

    • @venndogsun
      @venndogsun Před měsícem +12

      in the corner making sure his bank account is pulled up in the hopes that a woman will see lmao

    • @matthewmccurry1
      @matthewmccurry1 Před měsícem +3

      You really think he even shows up to them?

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 Před měsícem +2

      Yep

  • @livybug1101
    @livybug1101 Před 21 dnem +1

    Another hard watch as always Charlie, thank you.

  • @joethestrat
    @joethestrat Před 17 dny +4

    I generally smile, make eye contact and strike up a chat about literally anything. Crazy how it works...
    Now, i just have to figure out how to seperate the crazies from not...

  • @Razzlion
    @Razzlion Před měsícem +1869

    This guy and the girls who go "i said no and he didn't even TRY to persuade me!" deserve each other.

    • @gwendyylion4874
      @gwendyylion4874 Před měsícem +337

      Match made in hell 🫶

    • @sporkybutterz
      @sporkybutterz Před měsícem +164

      Those are the toxic car crash couples that make you get some popcorn to watch the fireworks

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose Před měsícem +94

      What's funnier is he'd likely hate those kind of girls 😂

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 Před měsícem +3

      Yep

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z Před měsícem +38

      @@Sly-Moose Absolutely. You know he's the kinda guy to wonder why no one is dating him, yet if he was a woman he would rather die than date him. 😂

  • @JensSkalbeck
    @JensSkalbeck Před měsícem +1704

    "Women are approached about 45 times a day." That line reminded me I hadn't met my quota of approaching 45 women today, great advice!

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 Před měsícem +196

      make sure you run at them at night, thats how they know youre super dedicated!

    • @chemistry-ij9pb
      @chemistry-ij9pb Před měsícem

      dude it’s a woman, not a dude

    • @maskedrebel9670
      @maskedrebel9670 Před měsícem +47

      @@scarlett6143 only alphas know this secret

    • @sleepycowboy18
      @sleepycowboy18 Před měsícem +14

      Damn just found out that I spend all my day just meeting more or less two guys an hour. I'm mindblown 🤯 dont need sleep if 45 guys approach me around the clock mmhmm

    • @ZalemMoon
      @ZalemMoon Před měsícem +74

      As a woman, I don't even remember the last time I was approached, I must be womaning wrong lol...

  • @JoghesWorks
    @JoghesWorks Před 8 dny +3

    "That never happened. From all of the things that had never happened in the world, that has never happened the most." Is my new favorite quote, I use it all the time.

  • @kaleymatthews5299
    @kaleymatthews5299 Před 29 dny +31

    these men will do ANYTHING but listen to women

    • @labased2539
      @labased2539 Před 20 dny

      Don't get me wrong, this dude is creepy but a lot of women don't be listening either. They change topics like 5 times within 5 seconds lol 😆

    • @Ilikearguements
      @Ilikearguements Před 6 dny +4

      @@labased2539ok… what does that to do with anything?

  • @ranash260
    @ranash260 Před měsícem +1429

    I've actually had a guy hand me his phone after I rejected him. He tried that "go ahead, just type it in" move. I just walked away with it still in hand. He mistook that as "I'm playing with you." Until I gave his phone to MY HUSBAND.
    Take the rejection. Don't be this loser.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 Před měsícem +132

      Omg this happened to me once. I literally walked into the supermarket next door to grab dinner after my shift. I had my earbuds in and some random guy literally stands next to me, makes eye contact and gestures for me to take them out and makes this show about handing me his phone. He tells me to hold it. And he's making gestures behind us to someone outside. I thought it was some kind of prank. I'm confused af and he asks for my number. I'm a shy awkward nerd already but wtf. I made some excuse and left.

    • @DnBastard
      @DnBastard Před měsícem +193

      "thanks!" *Walks away with free phone*

    • @sk8rot
      @sk8rot Před měsícem +51

      @@Phoebe5448 This is why I have various hotlines memorized

    • @NoName-ct4pm
      @NoName-ct4pm Před měsícem +126

      Sucks that the only way they take a rejection is if the woman "belongs to" another man 🙄🙄

    • @kentinson1670
      @kentinson1670 Před měsícem +14

      Holy shit, that is an actual alpha move

  • @PepperOnPatty
    @PepperOnPatty Před měsícem +1412

    "Not forceful"
    *Forces his own fetishes onto her, insists she talks about her past relationship, and commands she puts her number into his phone*

    • @TheFuriousNightFury
      @TheFuriousNightFury Před měsícem +173

      ​​@@jar207 L take. If she says no back off.
      You need to touch grass, since you're either a troll or your brain is shriveled

    • @user-zj3st9lu8j
      @user-zj3st9lu8j Před měsícem +110

      ​@@jar207Why do you want a chase and not a mutual agreement? You're a person, not a predator lol

    • @kubadzejkob332
      @kubadzejkob332 Před měsícem +41

      ​@@TheFuriousNightFury The bots and cel-ins really do be raging tonight.

    • @sporeham1674
      @sporeham1674 Před měsícem

      ​@@jar207"Prize" lmao, loser speak calling another person a prize

    • @frankie11998
      @frankie11998 Před měsícem +49

      "im not forcing, she could have said no and i wouldve disengaged"
      i doubt that 💀💀

  • @melindachampagne6030
    @melindachampagne6030 Před měsícem +2

    Just found your channel. I love it. Subscribed!

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved Před 5 dny +3

    When he does his Joker laugh and you see how his teeth are misaligned, you can tell he was bullied and punched in the face a lot.

  • @crystalcove99
    @crystalcove99 Před měsícem +718

    Her: "I reject your rejection of my rejection."
    Him: "oh shit now what"

    • @strangelf
      @strangelf Před měsícem

      “My kink IS to kinkshame!”

    • @Tabth3778
      @Tabth3778 Před měsícem +45

      he will reject her rejection of his rejection of her rejection

    • @DokkanTrooper
      @DokkanTrooper Před měsícem +6

      lmfaooo

    • @redcobra1246
      @redcobra1246 Před měsícem +29

      Gotta consult the advanced technique manual after that one

    • @rayenswift8843
      @rayenswift8843 Před měsícem +21

      ​​@@Tabth3778 she'll reject his rejection of her rejection of his rejection of her rejection

  • @PurveyorOfTrash
    @PurveyorOfTrash Před měsícem +1421

    Only reason a girl would say yes after saying no when a man pushes them like this, is because you're scaring them so bad they feel like you're going to hurt them if they say no again because clearly you CAN'T take "no" for an answer

    • @Anwar-ys6ir
      @Anwar-ys6ir Před měsícem +39

      So your saying...it WOULD work? 😉

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z Před měsícem +193

      @@Anwar-ys6ir Until you get ghosted, or end up in court for sexual assault.

    • @Anwar-ys6ir
      @Anwar-ys6ir Před měsícem +21

      @@Dice-Z life without risks isn't living! I'm rolling those dice! 🤩🤩

    • @OldDannyDevito
      @OldDannyDevito Před měsícem +121

      ​@@Anwar-ys6ir good luck when dropping the soap on jail man

    • @Anwar-ys6ir
      @Anwar-ys6ir Před měsícem +22

      @@OldDannyDevito "in the middle of chaos, there is also opportunity"
      IT DEPENDS ON YOU! IF YOU WANNA DROP THE SOAP, OR LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY DROPPED THE SOAP! 💪💪

  • @alexalcan
    @alexalcan Před 24 dny +2

    "Of all the things that have NEVER happened, that is the thing that has never happened the most" is the most perfect way to express my exact thoughts.

  • @willm7349
    @willm7349 Před 25 dny

    I think this is your funniest video I've seen. Top notch commentary

  • @josebatxu32
    @josebatxu32 Před měsícem +847

    Bro just called being a creep an advanced dating technique

    • @nerooyeye2196
      @nerooyeye2196 Před měsícem +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @eupo5936
      @eupo5936 Před měsícem

      it's not only okay, but it's good to be persistent.
      the thing i find disgusting about him is asking girls to go to his place.
      he is a degenerate with no class.
      you can be persistent by saying things like "are you sure? i think you're beautiful and i'd like to take you to get some food with me." or the park, or something romantic.
      i'm very traditional. I date to marry, and I think the thing people should be focusing on is how, as charlie said, "porn brained" this guy is. it's gross.
      but, point is, persistency is good. of course, there's a line between trying to convince a girl who might be a little shy to go out with you on a nice date, and following the girl home.
      the reality is, if men couldn't be persistent, 99% of men would never have a girlfriend, ever.
      this idea that any level of persistency after the first "no" is wrong is part of the reason that the dating world has died the way that it has. that, and of course, the rise of sexual degeneracy and hook up culture and porn.

    • @harryandthedickersons
      @harryandthedickersons Před měsícem

      Dude looks like he hits on underage girls and then blogs about "women" he gamed.

    • @scottkrafft6830
      @scottkrafft6830 Před měsícem +15

      Just like how in the Bush administration torture was called an "advanced interrogation technique" 😂

    • @natashahickey5758
      @natashahickey5758 Před měsícem +1

      🛌 goodnight 😂😂

  • @cpuman
    @cpuman Před měsícem +2082

    Honestly the best way to talk to a woman is to talk to them like a normal person. Don't do some dumbass pickup line, don't act like some horny loser, and stay away from bars and clubs if you are looking for a real relationship and not just a one night stand.

    • @aeong_bread
      @aeong_bread Před měsícem

      “as a normal person” yeah, we’re people too!!! some men like this guy don’t even see us as people, simply objects and trophies to be owned.

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 Před měsícem +319

      unfortunately the guys who seek out this content dont know what being a normal guy means. they wouldn't be falling into this incel content traps if they did, its sad

    • @krazyxki
      @krazyxki Před měsícem +311

      @@DoNotFearTheReapa This comment kind of shows why you're single tbh. It's truly always a self fulfilling prophecy.

    • @snowrenbird
      @snowrenbird Před měsícem

      @@DoNotFearTheReapa you sound like you're on the path to becoming an incel

    • @DonOfNY15
      @DonOfNY15 Před měsícem +62

      Literally just approach someone giving you eye contact and comment on something that interested you. Thats it. Ie your in the gym and someone’s on the assisted pull-up bar, ask to jump in and talk to them about pullups and exercise. Gg you made an acquaintance.

  • @danfirstenberg5332
    @danfirstenberg5332 Před měsícem +1

    Please do more videos on this guy, he's hilarious 😂

  • @tinacirakovic4559
    @tinacirakovic4559 Před 11 dny +2

    This made me cry from laughter at work

  • @letsgosleep
    @letsgosleep Před měsícem +5969

    “You’re a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck” was amazing lmao

    • @Metrocity616
      @Metrocity616 Před měsícem +106

      Love the Kaiba reference

    • @SSName
      @SSName Před měsícem +55

      @@Metrocity616moist lore: charlie played Duel Links

    • @torybeaudet3820
      @torybeaudet3820 Před měsícem +5

      @@SSNamedid he rly?

    • @SSName
      @SSName Před měsícem +36

      @@torybeaudet3820 prolly, the quote is from Duel Links, we’ve seen him play Master Duel, so it’s highly probable

    • @Chronotide
      @Chronotide Před měsícem +1

      Is Charlie really going to try to say he’s never given a woman a quantum o? It’s so easy, I thought everyone has

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ Před měsícem +929

    Just the way he talks, the way he acts, dresses, every little thing about this guy SCREAMS that he doesn't get ANY women at all. He just watches a lot of pron and reads A LOT of reddit lmao

    • @curtisnielsen9540
      @curtisnielsen9540 Před měsícem +7

      full on lmao

    • @seantv1510
      @seantv1510 Před měsícem +46

      Or..... and hear me out.... it's all just an act to tap into the ever flourishing "hate watching" market. The "cringe-ier" the content equals more people talking about your "despicable" content. The views practically write themselves.

    • @inlinechris
      @inlinechris Před měsícem

      PORN. SAY IT

    • @FcoEnriquePerez
      @FcoEnriquePerez Před měsícem

      You forgot LOOKS* too... Dude clearly can't do 10 fucking pushups or hits the gym at all.
      I don't know how he's not considered a troll by 99% of the population already.

    • @CrayolaCoffeeBean
      @CrayolaCoffeeBean Před měsícem +26

      @@seantv1510that’s very easily believable at this point in our society lol

  • @diogoelias780
    @diogoelias780 Před 29 dny

    He surprises us with something new when we tought there was nothing else that could surprise us.

  • @jackoakley8761
    @jackoakley8761 Před 29 dny

    You timed that first ad perfectly charlie lol

  • @smellyfish3
    @smellyfish3 Před měsícem +546

    he is actually right i used his tactics and i currently sleep with a funny thing around my ankle and are registered as a badass in 15 different states

    • @adiamondtrash9344
      @adiamondtrash9344 Před měsícem +23

      Wow some people just don’t appreciate art

    • @thevantagemain14
      @thevantagemain14 Před měsícem +9

      it's a device that warns women that you don't fuck, you *FUCK*

    • @joeltomy9220
      @joeltomy9220 Před 27 dny +1

      Imma do the same thing in the comment section and see how it goes

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Před měsícem +1136

    Immediate red flags are:
    A. He uses TikTok
    B. Puts Alpha in front of his name
    C. Claims he has 100K Tinder matches
    D. Claims to understand the female mind
    E. Says you don’t have to accept rejection

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 Před měsícem +45

      E: he claims to understand the female mind

    • @huntercool2232
      @huntercool2232 Před měsícem +4

      @@simonsmith1974thank you

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 Před měsícem

      wahhh wahhh i can’t get women so i make a list on a midgets youtube channels comments

    • @olandoblen5791
      @olandoblen5791 Před měsícem +19

      F: Long nails

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 Před měsícem +38

      F: makes Andrew Tate look extremely tame in comparison.

  • @peonoreeves3852
    @peonoreeves3852 Před 14 dny +3

    I have a girl a note that said insert number chance to win a phone call and she laughed and gave me her number.

  • @gaptoothbandit6832
    @gaptoothbandit6832 Před 26 dny +1

    12:30 When he said “Ao, To, and Cheerio which is a breakfast cereal” that shit had me dying.

  • @RealZefrety67
    @RealZefrety67 Před měsícem +506

    “You didn’t get the job”
    *Shows Up In Uniform The Next Day*

    • @princesssheogorath1979
      @princesssheogorath1979 Před měsícem +35

      Ngl this is a non-sinister and hilarious way to try and score a job.

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@princesssheogorath1979Ehhhh idk about that one

    • @casualcookin3893
      @casualcookin3893 Před měsícem +3

      @@princesssheogorath1979 Its highly idiotic

    • @DetectivePlays0
      @DetectivePlays0 Před měsícem

      ​@@casualcookin3893it has worked before

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Před měsícem

      It has worked. Corporate America is that screwed up.

  • @Superabound2
    @Superabound2 Před měsícem +223

    He's filming this from his car so that you don't see all the dirty plates and piss bottles all over his bedroom

    • @jedclampett631
      @jedclampett631 Před měsícem +17

      He doesn't have a driver's license; he's just sitting in his mom's Kia for clout...

    • @GaryEckhoff-nx2mn
      @GaryEckhoff-nx2mn Před 22 dny +5

      Dude doesn't even live in a conventional house or trailer, or anything of that nature. That vehicle is the closest thing to a home/bedroom he knows.

    • @hannahframpton9235
      @hannahframpton9235 Před 12 dny

      Mothers basement*

  • @VColossalV
    @VColossalV Před měsícem +4

    there's another one called Casey Zander who's basically this dude but taken seriously, would love to see Charlie check out that guy. He's insufferable.

  • @NortheastGun
    @NortheastGun Před 26 dny +1

    Best dating advice, just be yourself and treat people the way that you would want to be treated.

  • @achilleankyber7703
    @achilleankyber7703 Před měsícem +631

    The fact that the guy looked like he was actually trying not to cry his eyes out because somebody called him out for being a loser

    • @fringe394
      @fringe394 Před 24 dny +41

      Also in that clip you could see the disaster that is his teeth. Can someone recommend a dentist for this Alpha you could smell the halitosis through the screen

    • @ImOKBecauseImJK
      @ImOKBecauseImJK Před 12 dny

      😂😂😂😂​@@fringe394

    • @Videeooo
      @Videeooo Před 8 dny

      @@fringe394 I would recommend a comma after "Alpha" in your second sentence, also a period after the second sentence, also a capitalization of Halitosis, thank you.

  • @mrjaku633
    @mrjaku633 Před měsícem +579

    "He's not in a monogamous relationship" Yeah he ain't in ANY relationships, the only relations to a woman he has would be a restraining order

    • @snap__shot
      @snap__shot Před měsícem +6

      real

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z Před měsícem +14

      He's in a relationship with his own reflection. Sounds like "mono" gamous to me.

    • @HarryDirtay
      @HarryDirtay Před měsícem +1

      Mary Palms is a good girl, her sister is naughty😂

    • @user-mv4mc5xm6h
      @user-mv4mc5xm6h Před měsícem +1

      😂😂😂

    • @sk8rot
      @sk8rot Před měsícem +1

      Unfortunately I wouldn't be surprised if he was in one. Everyone makes shit relationship choices at some point

  • @egalitarius8582
    @egalitarius8582 Před 18 dny +2

    No means no incels, you do not get a say in the matter.

  • @Alicia-fy3je
    @Alicia-fy3je Před 26 dny +1

    The longer I look at him...the harder it is for me to believe that he didn't have to barter his way onto this planet.

  • @Imjustkendall
    @Imjustkendall Před měsícem +663

    “You don’t have to accept her rejection”
    OFFICER THIS ONE. THIS ONE RIGHT THERE.

  • @havokzthename
    @havokzthename Před měsícem +886

    The moment he stuttered to say he "slept with them" you can probably tell hes not used to that scenario

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 Před měsícem +10

      Brother 😅 🤣🤣🤣!

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Před měsícem +5

      You just described Charlie's entire fan base 😂

    • @Tristanlj-555
      @Tristanlj-555 Před měsícem +4

      @@AngryDad.hmm. Studies show that when people choose new names, they tend to use the same first letters. Angry Dad ~ Alpha Dom. Hello Dom, you’re a funny little guy, huh?

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Před měsícem +4

      @@Tristanlj-555 God everytime I comment on this channel you weirdos never cease to say something nonsensical and weird

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Před měsícem

      @@Tristanlj-555 wtf is an alpha dom...nevermind I don't want to know weirdo

  • @Jay-og4yb
    @Jay-og4yb Před 17 dny

    "Just be confident and put yourself out there, whats the worst that can happen?"
    *The worst that can happen:*

  • @michaelkeller530
    @michaelkeller530 Před 3 dny

    Love your sarcasm 😂😂😂

  • @AngeredHippo
    @AngeredHippo Před měsícem +401

    Not accepting no as an answer from women is super dehumanizing. She is being honest and brave enough to be direct with you and you do this. It's insane and saddening.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Před měsícem +39

      Even demanding why is annoying.
      -bad vibes
      -creepy
      -I don’t know you
      He’s not going to accept those answers.

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru Před měsícem +17

      And if she IS playing games and wants you to try again, still accept the "No".
      Either you don't go to prison or you avoid a woman who likes playing ridiculous games. Either one is a victory

    • @Memesifoundonfacebook
      @Memesifoundonfacebook Před měsícem

      A friend of mine, told me that Women are afraid to say no to a Guy, because of having fear getting stabbed, I dont get it where did they get that information? I havent heard of a guy in my area getting wild because it couldnt he couldnt accept no😂😂 its pathetic tbh if they cant take a No😂😂

    • @heatherangel9700
      @heatherangel9700 Před měsícem +9

      @@MurasakiTsukimaru Exactly! I have seen so many guys saying "But some women only say no because they want you to try harder!" like that's an excuse. So? Why would you want someone who plays those kind of games anyway?

    • @milkbread5036
      @milkbread5036 Před měsícem +2

      @@Memesifoundonfacebook there have been multiple stories on the news of women being brutally murdered for saying no... just because it didn't happen in YOUR area in YOUR lifetime does not mean it does not happen...

  • @Lars_Paulsen
    @Lars_Paulsen Před měsícem +843

    He has this nerd lisp. Together with the comb over, the sunglasses from yesteryear, the leather jacket that doesn't fit and the fake alpha persona, this is going great for him. He couldn't look more under pressure to perform if he was in the cast of Saw. Sometimes faking it till you make it, just doesn't get you there.

    • @Jazzspartinz
      @Jazzspartinz Před měsícem +22

      Da- DA- DAYUM😧

    • @treali
      @treali Před měsícem

      In the last video his teeth are disgusting. They're so yellow and so disfigured.

    • @elpeluca7780
      @elpeluca7780 Před měsícem +23

      Shaming someone over a lisp is a bad look. The rest of your comment is fine.

    • @treali
      @treali Před měsícem +11

      Watch his teeth in the final clip.

    • @vadox1419
      @vadox1419 Před měsícem +38

      ​@@elpeluca7780 Just put some effort in and learn to speak.

  • @d6731
    @d6731 Před 28 dny

    "Of all the things in the world that have never happened, that has never happened the most" quote of the year right there

  • @ComradeInspector
    @ComradeInspector Před 4 dny

    I LOVE that in the description for the dating course he has the “methods just work” he took a page out of Todd Howard’s book! 😂

  • @frankenfurterr3432
    @frankenfurterr3432 Před měsícem +547

    the whole part where he talks about “well you have to be ok with kink blah blah” when kink is all about consent and yet hes doing the opposite 💀

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Před 28 dny

      Exactly! These dimwatts ALWAYS forget that kink is about trust and consent with people we know on a deeper connection with, not some rando strutting his junk in our face for attention.
      Dude's rehearsing a script from an adult film as his 'experience' with women, selling dreams to clowns who'll believe it.

    • @yeetymcneety
      @yeetymcneety Před 25 dny

      He was totally kicked from his local kink scene for this, his ass did NOT "leave" it

  • @yourballsdeep8107
    @yourballsdeep8107 Před měsícem +1545

    Not taking no for an answer won't convince them to date you: It will convince them to block you and tell everyone that you're a creep.

    • @Fantasyze
      @Fantasyze Před měsícem +62

      They play a numbers game. They shoot 1000 shots and if one connects, it proves them right. It's a self fulfilling prophecy of desperation.

    • @TheSuper-senior
      @TheSuper-senior Před měsícem +3

      Yeah but taking no for an answer will also not convine them to date you. When a girl rejects you sometimes you just gotta go full super senior mode. Whip it out and do the grip check off rip and hope it doesn’t rip

    • @Big_Ballz11111
      @Big_Ballz11111 Před měsícem +3

      Nice profile😩

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 Před měsícem

      how would you be a creep, it’s called being a man

    • @javacrow_
      @javacrow_ Před měsícem +26

      ​@TheSuper-senior I really hope you're trolling, dude, please do not listen to the incel beliefs

  • @nik1128
    @nik1128 Před 27 dny +1

    One look at his hands and nails alone has creeped me out exponentially

  • @critterpher
    @critterpher Před 27 dny

    i feel like charlie has been much more expressive and playful recently and i’m all
    for it

  • @bannedfromslapbattles2407
    @bannedfromslapbattles2407 Před měsícem +871

    You DO have to accept her rejection, otherwise you'll have to accept the restraining order.

    • @s.n9154
      @s.n9154 Před měsícem +46

      @@jar207I would like to see you try give a few bones to a real wolf and see if they accept. Also, Minecraft wolves are not women, the moment you’ll understand that you’ll take a step into the right direction

    • @sub0rLai
      @sub0rLai Před měsícem +29

      @@s.n9154 he's actually right though. i was fed real bones by my boyfriend, dog treats even, and i was like, meh. but then, after eating the 4th bone, I was truly in love.

    • @user-gz7zr1zj3n
      @user-gz7zr1zj3n Před měsícem +5

      @@jar207 true spoken like a real steve

    • @kyekruchoski1457
      @kyekruchoski1457 Před měsícem +4

      @@s.n9154 i think dude is being satire. I hope

    • @scybydyryzz
      @scybydyryzz Před měsícem

      @@user-gz7zr1zj3n he is a miner at work

  • @Gabe_Cross
    @Gabe_Cross Před měsícem +960

    "You don't have to accept her rejection" is one of the most grapy things I have ever heard.
    Edit: Due to CZcams's censoring and removal of comments, I decided to censor the word just in case.

    • @orangeTadpole
      @orangeTadpole Před měsícem +69

      So grapy you could open a vineyard

    • @Prestize
      @Prestize Před měsícem +24

      yeah he wanted to make it sound like a life hack n it was to go straight to prison😂

    • @kingorion88
      @kingorion88 Před měsícem

      you can say rape on youtube bro,. Tik Tok brained.

    • @donofdeaths
      @donofdeaths Před měsícem +20

      This is the internet, we're adult, you can say rape. In fact I think saying it like grape diminishes the cause of assault awareness and the severity of the term rape. Grow up and use the words you mean

    • @kingorion88
      @kingorion88 Před měsícem +5

      @@donofdeaths This. 100 percent. Its worse than when people call porn "corn".

  • @kainaris
    @kainaris Před 28 dny

    my mouth literally got dry watching this video cause i kept opening it in shock lmao

  • @goatedjoe
    @goatedjoe Před 29 dny +1

    6:37 had me rolling 😂😂. Charlie is too funny