Annoying Redditor Gets Arrested

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  • @chokkko
    @chokkko Před 3 měsíci +2754

    he just discovered he can't downvote in real life

    • @cumsteak
      @cumsteak Před 3 měsíci

      lmao, all of his weird gestures were just a physical manifestation of finding and clicking the report button

    • @Dont_Read_My_Picture
      @Dont_Read_My_Picture Před 3 měsíci +1

      Don't read my name.

    • @bobothy4903
      @bobothy4903 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Dont_Read_My_Pictureshut up

    • @thunderthys2077
      @thunderthys2077 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@Dont_Read_My_Pictureok

    • @NotSoNarrowCast
      @NotSoNarrowCast Před 2 měsíci +21

      Or that he can't remove posts and ban people who confront his worldview

  • @AmbassadorKat
    @AmbassadorKat Před 3 měsíci +10464

    So the restaurant owner noticed this guy left without paying, called the cops, waited for the cop to arrive, and this guy was still that close to the location? He needs to work on the “dash” part of “dine & dash”

    • @3magikarpinamansuit281
      @3magikarpinamansuit281 Před 3 měsíci +865

      Bro was waiting for a Uber to show up to get a free ride.

    • @oby100
      @oby100 Před 3 měsíci +356

      No. He seems unhinged. I really doubt he had a plan.
      He argued and confused the bar owner so much that the bar owner kicked him out and called the police.
      The guy really seems like he can confuse his way out of it. No idea what’s wrong with him, but he wasn’t a typical dine and dasher

    • @bccsivxx-xxivvii
      @bccsivxx-xxivvii Před 3 měsíci +34

      Haha no kidding. I guess most dine & dashers aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

    • @fvlse_
      @fvlse_ Před 3 měsíci +29

      He’s obviously not too bright, what did you expect XD

    • @Adiscretefirm
      @Adiscretefirm Před 3 měsíci +40

      You're forgetting how small Key West is, you can only go so far without getting wet or crossing a bridge

  • @whiskyweasel3310
    @whiskyweasel3310 Před 3 měsíci +1323

    What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!

  • @Vinthateshandles
    @Vinthateshandles Před 3 měsíci +2580

    I work at Chili's and we had a guy dine and dash once....
    He left so quickly, he left his friend there... and the friend had to pay....
    The bill was literally 20 bucks.

    • @dawatch65
      @dawatch65 Před 3 měsíci +214

      my “friends” did something similar to me. On top of leaving me at the table with the $60 bill, i left a $10 tip. when i was leaving, the waitress came up to me and said “you know i make my living off of tips right?”, so i had to give her the last 20$ bill in my wallet

    • @mrfantastic992
      @mrfantastic992 Před 3 měsíci +55

      @@dawatch65 damn 😭😭

    • @bepoo8363
      @bepoo8363 Před 3 měsíci +217

      @@dawatch65i do not believe you, even for a little bit. Maybe just the part where ur friend leaves you

    • @dawatch65
      @dawatch65 Před 3 měsíci

      @@bepoo8363 bro i swear on my life it actually happened. i was taken aback by her coming up to me cuz i thought a 10$ tip was an adequate amount for a 60$ meal, but I just gave her the 20 cuz i wanted to get out of there. Haven't gone back to a BWW since then.

    • @Vinthateshandles
      @Vinthateshandles Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@bepoo8363 I believe him, I work with some fucking demons who will say shit like that when it comes to tips

  • @Croatz
    @Croatz Před 3 měsíci +8201

    I actually forget that redditors exist in real life sometimes.

    • @OfficerBeefboss
      @OfficerBeefboss Před 3 měsíci +36

      I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome whoI'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skil?? ls along the way.des with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way. !!! ';'#

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam Před 3 měsíci +40

      Get outside and talk to girls. Not everybody is obsessed with the internet and social media. You'd be surprised how many girls out there can actually hold a conversation. There's no reason for you to live on here.

    • @SleepyMook
      @SleepyMook Před 3 měsíci +121

      Surprised redditors even go outside.

    • @keen8087
      @keen8087 Před 3 měsíci +230

      @@Zenigundamwhat are you on about

    • @grunkleg.3110
      @grunkleg.3110 Před 3 měsíci +152

      ​@@ZenigundamSee normally this would be decent advice. But this advice is coming from someone who's had at least one woman file a restraining order against him, so take what he's saying with a grain of salt

  • @TehWhiteTiger
    @TehWhiteTiger Před 3 měsíci +5023

    "I'm a day trader" just translate to "I'm unemployed and betting on winning the lottery."

    • @yellow6572
      @yellow6572 Před 3 měsíci +289

      90% of stock traders quit right before this time it’ll be big! Fr this time!!!

    • @ConnorSemp
      @ConnorSemp Před 3 měsíci +20

      How imma be frfr

    • @jonashemmer8548
      @jonashemmer8548 Před 3 měsíci +52

      Unless you have 25k in the market to trade over 5 times in 7 days….you’re not a day trader

    • @ithasnomen9253
      @ithasnomen9253 Před 3 měsíci +89

      As a part time trader you're 100% right. It's literally just calculated gambling. Looking for patterns, picking investments that will pay out within your expected time, it's literally gambling. Redditors & Meme stock ppls always lose money because they just try to pump up a coin then one or two guys out of a few hundred make any profit. Micheal Lewis said it best “Wall Street investment banks are like Las Vegas casinos: They set the odds. The customer who plays zero-sum games against them may win from time to time but never systematically, and never so spectacularly that he bankrupts the casino.”

    • @aj897
      @aj897 Před 3 měsíci +35

      @@ithasnomen9253 Sounds like cope for losing money.

  • @Awesomesauce213
    @Awesomesauce213 Před 3 měsíci +957

    I guarantee you at some point he offered to give the waiter "Financial advice worth far more than $70!"

    • @alanacos6947
      @alanacos6947 Před 3 měsíci +16

      or exposure

    • @ryuoh6928
      @ryuoh6928 Před měsícem +7

      Said financial advice being "go to my website".

  • @TheScience69
    @TheScience69 Před 3 měsíci +1354

    They tracked down the succulent Chinese meal guy like 30 years later, and he reiterated that the Chinese meal was in fact succulent. That's the hill he has chosen to die on for 3 decades.

    • @writerintherye
      @writerintherye Před 3 měsíci +56

      "I mean, it was a succulent Chinese meaaahhl"

    • @TheScience69
      @TheScience69 Před 3 měsíci +43

      @@writerintherye aaaaah. I see you know your judo well, sir.

    • @JuT11
      @JuT11 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Also his name isn't Charles Dosza, it's Jack Karlson :)

    • @charlesdemers1197
      @charlesdemers1197 Před 2 měsíci +4

      It must’ve been THAT good, then.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Před 2 měsíci

      What a legend lol

  • @kanaria-cu3uv
    @kanaria-cu3uv Před 3 měsíci +4432

    "I make so much money, I can't afford to pay you 70$"
    a sound and reasonable argument.

    • @golasticus
      @golasticus Před 3 měsíci +141

      No bro you don't understand. He has a Robinhood account and he's a daytrader with so many investments and so much money. You're gonna have to apologize to him for saying he can't pay. 🤣

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 Před 3 měsíci +28

      I swear this is someone I knew in high school who invited all his friends to a restaurant for bottomless wings during a football game then got mad that there was a mandatory gratuity added if you have a party larger than 5 (he invited 12 people) and full on argued with the manager for over a half hour refusing to pay the gratuity

    • @logical1510
      @logical1510 Před 3 měsíci +18

      He doesn't understand that you can't pay for services with stocks. Just because you have the means, doesn't mean you have the MEANS.

    • @logical1510
      @logical1510 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@lawrencetalbot8346I'll be honest, gratuity fees shouldn't be a thing. It's a thing in the US because restaurant owners can't be asked to pay their employees well. They would much rather pit customers against their employees, and vice versa, for mandatory tips, rather than have to deal with a 5-10% profit loss caused by decent hourly rates.

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@golasticus Woah Robin Hood!? Didn't they ban the poor off their platform?

  • @Ark_Strike
    @Ark_Strike Před 3 měsíci +2097

    "I'm a day trader" = I'm unemployed and don't want to work 9 to 5
    "I don't believe in liquidity" = I spend all my money hoping to win the lottery
    "it’s just 70" = I don't have 70 dollars
    "My assets aren't liquid" = I'm betting my last 2 dollars on a shitcoin

    • @jackpace6845
      @jackpace6845 Před 3 měsíci +14

      You should turn your life into a book man.

    • @vsimp2956
      @vsimp2956 Před 3 měsíci +38

      Well... Does anyone want to work 9 to 5?

    • @scarm_rune
      @scarm_rune Před 3 měsíci

      @@vsimp2956 if the income is stable and is enough to pay the bills then yeah

    • @MiGujack3
      @MiGujack3 Před 3 měsíci

      ​​@@vsimp2956Nobody wants, but you have to.

    • @queensylvanas4556
      @queensylvanas4556 Před 3 měsíci +41

      People that want to work a 9 to 5 are weird or have never worked a 9 to 5

  • @dazenguile4215
    @dazenguile4215 Před 3 měsíci +285

    “thats my only form of payment-its not my problem!”
    it quite literally is ONLY your problem.

  • @kristenhamblin2325
    @kristenhamblin2325 Před 3 měsíci +849

    holy shit, i know this guy. I used to work with him at a bar in Orlando that shut down a couple months ago. He was obnoxious as hell when it came to work with him, but i just stocked it up to him just being a bit stubborn. never knew he’d do something like this. he’d talk all the time about being in school for investing. crazy to see him here

    • @mitacestalia7532
      @mitacestalia7532 Před 3 měsíci +74

      so i guess he is really out of touch with reality huh?

    • @Vlamyncksken
      @Vlamyncksken Před 3 měsíci +19

      Uhuh, I'm sure

    • @bellxrianna
      @bellxrianna Před 3 měsíci +42

      i believe u 100% because he sounds puerto rican and you said Orlando

    • @Kaity11
      @Kaity11 Před 3 měsíci +50

      @@Vlamynckskenthis guy isn’t famous, why wouldn’t he be known in a regular town by other people lol

    • @mad7monkey423
      @mad7monkey423 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Wait so did this take place in orlando
      Edit: to me, I thought it looked like one of the surrounding cities like Winterpark

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves Před 3 měsíci +1802

    "I don't believe in liquidity" sure is a funny way of saying "I have no real money because I spent it all on shitcoins and meme stocks."

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 3 měsíci +1

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

    • @mandreadfg
      @mandreadfg Před 3 měsíci +12

      Heyyy doge is up today

    • @kalashnikov1343
      @kalashnikov1343 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Penny stocks

    • @BeastOfMetal1989
      @BeastOfMetal1989 Před 3 měsíci +17

      Those who don't believe in liquidity will soon confront liquidation...

    • @zac-1
      @zac-1 Před 3 měsíci +7

      well he's probably put all his money into failing retailers like gamestop and amc lmao

  • @McBernes
    @McBernes Před 3 měsíci +2806

    "I have no liquidity" well bless his stupid little heart.

    • @DarthPerkins
      @DarthPerkins Před 3 měsíci +94

      That's why he needed that water.

    • @GuireGod
      @GuireGod Před 3 měsíci +54

      He must have been constipated then.

    • @lizzyluv96
      @lizzyluv96 Před 3 měsíci +20

      Bless my stupid little heart apparently because I have know clue what that means

    • @metelybob
      @metelybob Před 3 měsíci +50

      @@lizzyluv96 It means he has no physical money.

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 Před 3 měsíci +54

      @@lizzyluv96 High liquidity basically means that you can sell something at market value quickly and get cash. Low liquidity means you'd have to compromise on speed or value.
      To use a ridiculous example:
      A giant block of gold is difficult to trade with efficiently. It's much nicer to have cash for your restaurant trip. But who are you going to sell your gold to all of a sudden?

  • @bulldowozer5858
    @bulldowozer5858 Před 3 měsíci +739

    "No Victor, you're gonna go to jail"
    Absolute Best line.

  • @terrapinflyer273
    @terrapinflyer273 Před 3 měsíci +258

    Imagine getting tased and taken into custody for not paying your bill at a restaurant. Referring to this man as an idiot would be a compliment...

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x Před 2 měsíci

      Idiots have more sense, this guy is obviously derranged.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Před 3 měsíci +3831

    “Don’t delete the video officer”
    *This man was THAT desperate for any form of attention he could get. He is 100% a Redditor.*

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 Před 3 měsíci

      He was an illegal immigrant go figure. I’m sure the charges are dropped by now

    • @eadweard.
      @eadweard. Před 3 měsíci +34

      "Reverse psychology is a technique involving the assertion of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage the subject of the persuasion to do what is actually desired."

    • @Wesker1713
      @Wesker1713 Před 3 měsíci +22

      What are you talking about? Unlike twitter or tiktok, on reddit you don't follow people you follow subreddits, and 90+% of users who post anything use the platform without a face. Being an attentionseeker has nothing to do with Reddit nobody gives a shit who you are there. There's even memes that having followers on reddit is more of a creepy thing than a good thing. You can tell a lot of shit about redditors but attentionseeking is not one of them.

    • @elkike64
      @elkike64 Před 3 měsíci

      Found one ​@@Wesker1713

    • @im-ego-_-
      @im-ego-_- Před 3 měsíci

      @@Wesker1713we found one

  • @-Hari-03
    @-Hari-03 Před 3 měsíci +1093

    "i couldnt pay cuz my assets arent liquid" is basically "i couldnt pay cuz i aint got no money in my bank account" which is basically "i ordered $70 of food even though i knew i couldnt pay" which is basically "im an idiot"

    • @sparkofcuriousity
      @sparkofcuriousity Před 3 měsíci +37

      He's rich!
      He just doesn't have any liquidity!
      😂🤣🤣

    • @cumsteak
      @cumsteak Před 3 měsíci

      no u tho

    • @Dont_Read_My_Picture
      @Dont_Read_My_Picture Před 3 měsíci

      Don't read my name.

    • @beekydogg
      @beekydogg Před 3 měsíci +3

      I’m glad you broke it down for me.

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz Před 3 měsíci +2

      “Don’t delete the video” which is basically “I realised I look dumb but I’m pretending I know I’m in the right”.

  • @syrta
    @syrta Před 3 měsíci +228

    One time I went to get a haircut, but I didn't realize that they only take cash, which I didn't have enough with me. So I told them I'll quickly go to the bank (that was only 5 mins away) and then come back to pay. I did and everyone was happy - except the fact that I was super embarrassed about the situation.
    Stuff happens, but you need to be willing to find a solution. He could've said that he'll be back with cash later and left either an item or his personal information behind.

    • @DarthPerkins
      @DarthPerkins Před 3 měsíci +48

      Did they take the haircut back and start glueing the hair back on?

    • @dannydanny2789
      @dannydanny2789 Před 3 měsíci +49

      ​@@DarthPerkinsthey hit you with a balding ray on the way out

    • @mitacestalia7532
      @mitacestalia7532 Před 3 měsíci +30

      ikr, i usually let them take my ID, grab some cash in ATM, go back and pay, take my ID back. Works everytime. People just want to get pay and they don't mind waiting longer when there's insurance.

    • @TheRealDeepFriedWonton
      @TheRealDeepFriedWonton Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@DarthPerkins You'd generally leave something with them so they know you're coming back, most people won't just take the word of a stranger pinkie promising he'll come back to pay.

    • @13donstalos
      @13donstalos Před 3 měsíci +5

      Um... He was trying to rob them. That was his solution.

  • @quirda77
    @quirda77 Před 3 měsíci +148

    8:10 I too have dealt with these kinds of racist before, when I go out and order steak and wine and then they refuse to take my chuck e cheese arcade coins cause it's not "legal tender". Yeah, sure buddy see you in court

  • @kritivassharma1033
    @kritivassharma1033 Před 3 měsíci +4191

    He looks like a quirky NPC that gives you some wacky side quests in GTA V.

    • @OfficerBeefboss
      @OfficerBeefboss Před 3 měsíci +4

      I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way.!!! #';.,/

    • @Officerplungerman
      @Officerplungerman Před 3 měsíci +2

      THE ⭐TYRANNY⭐ OWNS THIS CHANNEL AND ALL ITS FANS 😂😂😂 IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE FATHERLESS

    • @Officerplungerman
      @Officerplungerman Před 3 měsíci

      THE ⭐TYRANNY⭐ OWNS THIS CHANNEL AND ALL ITS FANS 😂😂😂 IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE FATHERLESS

    • @yukhzia
      @yukhzia Před 3 měsíci +129

      CZcams is more focused on blocking ad blockers, than dealing with these fucken Bots.

    • @NGCS-ej4lz
      @NGCS-ej4lz Před 3 měsíci

      That's pretty much all of Los Angeles.
      Its a lot of bad "Fashion" and Ultra Textbook Cluster B Personality Disorders.

  • @TheTruthAlwaysWins169
    @TheTruthAlwaysWins169 Před 3 měsíci +693

    That moment when he realizes he can't downvote the officer irl.

    • @TheRussianGenius
      @TheRussianGenius Před 3 měsíci +4

      lolol ur username bro haha fits perfect

    • @n7x
      @n7x Před 3 měsíci +7

      He’s probably real mad that nobody gave him a Reddit gold award for this.

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 Před měsícem

      Immediately posted on r/amitheasshole after this

  • @Jem640
    @Jem640 Před 3 měsíci +130

    Mr. Succulent Chinese Meal is named Jack Karlson! He turns out to have a pretty wild past, and escaped from prison several times via wacky hijinks. When he was eventually caught and served his time, his cellmate was a guy named Jim McNeil who wrote his first stage play behind bars - they put it on for the prisoners with Karlson playing the lead. After getting out on parole, McNeil became a famous playwright. Karlson became an actor and played some bit roles on tv.
    In the video, he was arrested for credit card fraud. Supposedly he was super chill about until he saw the media, then he decided to ham it up for the cameras 😂 What a legend

    • @willatano1464
      @willatano1464 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Not only that but it turned out that they got the wrong guy. He did not commit credit card fraud but apparently fit the description

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Bro some characters are really too legendary to believe these are real people lmao

  • @zzdogger
    @zzdogger Před 3 měsíci +49

    I get it...
    I'm a serious artist and I hate when establishments don't accept tubes of paint or strands of beads as payment.
    Like, I'm an ARTIST
    My money is in ART SUPPLIES

    • @alanacos6947
      @alanacos6947 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Exactly what I said like ROBUX IS MONEY it's better and more modernized! ofc I'm not broke! have 4 million robux 😠💢

  • @user-ud4vf2hd7i
    @user-ud4vf2hd7i Před 3 měsíci +3458

    So he acts like a rich investor/day trader online and doesn’t realize you need liquidity to have purchasing power in the REAL world. What a psycho. 😂

    • @vgmoral
      @vgmoral Před 3 měsíci +283

      redditors when they can't pay for their meal in 60 billion shitcoin

    • @yongkysiaw6597
      @yongkysiaw6597 Před 3 měsíci

      Or an idiot.

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 Před 3 měsíci +105

      Bro didn’t learn the most basic lesson of balancing liquidity and assets…
      Shit idk why he couldn’t just pay with liability via credit card: unless his credit score is just that terrible?!

    • @YouCanCallMeReTro
      @YouCanCallMeReTro Před 3 měsíci +42

      He's a fraud

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@AlexNV75could be. Probably used something like Cash App and is considering that a credit card lol.
      Says he uses Apple Pay, so we know he has some type of card attached. They don't accept apples pay. He uses a CC that gets declined. He also states he doesn't have a bank account, and no CC to my knowledge allows you to activate an account with them without tying to a bank account. Therefore we can conclude he doesn't have a real CC lol.

  • @taylorbug9
    @taylorbug9 Před 3 měsíci +3547

    I got fired over a family of dine and dashers 1 week before the country shut down over covid. And thanks to that, I got to sit on unemployment while all my coworkers back at the restaurant had to fight with unemployment every month because the restaurants kept opening and closing, opening and closing. Sometimes bad things are blessings in disguise

    • @trevorwilliams1089
      @trevorwilliams1089 Před 3 měsíci +328

      Yeah one time I backed into a tree with my car and messed my bumper up and it had some other paint chips and ugly stuff but then the night before Thanksgiving I was rear ended by a 19yr old blonde girl with a car full of her friends in an old beat up Honda. She was on her parents insurance with full coverage. Got my rear end of my car looking brand new and got to drive a brand new BMW rental until my car was fixed

    • @drew3494
      @drew3494 Před 3 měsíci

      @@trevorwilliams1089insurance fraud is bad ass

    • @pieswimmer1
      @pieswimmer1 Před 3 měsíci

      Based, I had my entire left side of my camaro damaged by someone in a parking lot. Insurance fixed it all up, including the stuff that had been messed up prior lol ​@@trevorwilliams1089

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 Před 3 měsíci +51

      that doesnt make sense but i hope ur doing ok and hope the people around u are doing ok

    • @itchiegames
      @itchiegames Před 3 měsíci

      you got fired for something else, probably your fault entirely since you want to lie about it online. but hey glad you get to brag about your unemployment!
      people like you are why people dont want to tip anymore.

  • @JasonS-eo7sh
    @JasonS-eo7sh Před 3 měsíci +234

    Dine and dash is despicable. I worked as a bartender for 2 years during college at a very popular bar that catered mainly to the fraternity/sorority crowd. At least two or three times a week, we'd have a customer run up a tab all night and when we went to close it out, the card would get declined. We had to take down their name and if they didn't reconcile the bill within 7 days, that amount was split amongst all the employees and deducted out of our checks. We were being paid $2.35 an hour because we got tips. After deductions, sometimes my checks were under $10. Many restaurants penalize the specific waiter or waitress when a customer runs out on the bill.

    • @michaelharrison5725
      @michaelharrison5725 Před 3 měsíci +147

      That doesn't seem legal to charge employees for customer theft.

    • @mitacestalia7532
      @mitacestalia7532 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Honestly you can't run up a tab in my country. You either pay up or don't eat/drink...

    • @travellingdog3794
      @travellingdog3794 Před 3 měsíci +40

      Gtfo of the service industry my guy. 2.35 an hour???? Wtf is that lol.
      Working a double for a less than a crispy $20 bill after taxes? 🤢🤢🤢🤮… words can’t describe how I’d feel after all that.
      Forget the tips, you’re worth more

    • @justsomedude7747
      @justsomedude7747 Před 3 měsíci +70

      This sounds pretty illegal, damn some owners are straight up evil.

    • @firstnamelastname489
      @firstnamelastname489 Před 3 měsíci +41

      THIS IS WHY WE NEED UNIONS GODDAMN

  • @jwsuicides8095
    @jwsuicides8095 Před 3 měsíci +55

    I was in a relationship with someone who had been high up in the legal profession. He told me how he'd had a meal at a really nice restaurant and had decided to not pay for some excitement. He did get caught by the police but was able to talk his way out of it due to his legal knowledge. I just felt sick and told him about waiters often having to pay the bill when someone runs. I thought it was a horrible thing to do - not exciting, just seedy. Yes, the relationship ended.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Goddamn that's truly disgusting. Had me in the first half when I thought he was going to "aha" the police as a party trick and go back and pay. The fact that he could but chose not to, ruining potentially multiple people's day AND wasting public emergency resources for some sick ego inflation just reeks of SDE, so gross and multiple red flags. Good call on ditching him lol

    • @buckyhurdle4776
      @buckyhurdle4776 Před měsícem +1

      Theres no fucking way waiters pay out of their tips for theft, that has to be illegal

    • @jwsuicides8095
      @jwsuicides8095 Před měsícem +1

      @@buckyhurdle4776 I guess depends what country you live in, etc...

    • @rshs5821
      @rshs5821 Před měsícem

      I'm pressing x to doubt on him "talking his way out of it". Any time I hear that I assume the person is lieing

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@mollusckscramp4124tf is SDE?

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV Před 3 měsíci +1706

    I watched the part that charlie cut out, basically he was rolling on the floor crying "don't kill me please" bro was acting like he was dying

    • @JayBigDadyCy
      @JayBigDadyCy Před 3 měsíci +6

      😂😂😂

    • @JacaboBlanco
      @JacaboBlanco Před 3 měsíci

      They always do now lol.
      This "cops are killing randoms" narrative has really been co-opted by criminals as some sort of shield

    • @LopsidedMoz
      @LopsidedMoz Před 3 měsíci +167

      Must have been an acorn

    • @wizard0078
      @wizard0078 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@LopsidedMoz 😂😂😂

    • @notqua2201
      @notqua2201 Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@@LopsidedMozlmaoo

  • @briancarroll6716
    @briancarroll6716 Před 3 měsíci +1119

    "I got the money to pay, and i was trying to pay!"
    "Alright, can you pay now?"
    "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
    😂

    • @SonicSega0964
      @SonicSega0964 Před 3 měsíci +21

      “I figured I want to have water while I give my payment”

    • @conorstewart2214
      @conorstewart2214 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@SonicSega0964 he wanted to have water so he could stall and try to get some money, sell some of his crypto or stocks.

    • @khina3061
      @khina3061 Před 3 měsíci +25

      "Aren't you Patrick Star"
      "Yup"
      "And this is your ID?"
      "Yup"
      "I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet"
      "That makes sense to me"
      "Then take it"
      "It's not my wallet"
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dr.Cirro616
      @Dr.Cirro616 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Patrick Star ahh

  • @Jaret_Pealer
    @Jaret_Pealer Před 3 měsíci +56

    This guy tried to cast confusion and rolled a 1

    • @juliappoki
      @juliappoki Před 24 dny +2

      His charisma points were also lacking severely.

  • @blabla-kp5or
    @blabla-kp5or Před 3 měsíci +41

    When the camera in the cop car exposed his hairline it all made Sense

  • @bronzergoth7598
    @bronzergoth7598 Před 3 měsíci +718

    "im a day trader" "sorry about your gambling addiction, are you gonna pay or what"

  • @mariepayann
    @mariepayann Před 3 měsíci +952

    “You can’t pay with that” “yea i know but thats not my problem this” how in the heck is it not your problem

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne Před 3 měsíci +35

      his problem is the 98% of his pocket money that he spent on failing shitcoin

    • @SportsTalkElitist
      @SportsTalkElitist Před 2 měsíci

      Nobody cares tuna cooch

  • @bmaster461603
    @bmaster461603 Před 3 měsíci +95

    Drugs. All I can think of or just genuinely a psychopath

    • @Stazy.7
      @Stazy.7 Před 3 měsíci +39

      I can’t think of a drug that does this to a person, I think he is just completely delusional

    • @chiball
      @chiball Před 3 měsíci

      i was thinking it might be a personality disorder. he’s delusional.

    • @MonolithicCyanTsunami
      @MonolithicCyanTsunami Před 3 měsíci +4

      Nah psychopaths are the people you see on the Explore With Us channel, but I agree with another commenter calling him delusional

    • @ssnakebbite.
      @ssnakebbite. Před 3 měsíci +5

      coke or adderall or just an idiot, we'll never know

    • @kg3451
      @kg3451 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@ssnakebbite. nah def not coke, you don’t want to eat shit when ur on it. He’s just loco

  • @shinjithenegotiator2795
    @shinjithenegotiator2795 Před 3 měsíci +34

    i love how patient the cop was

  • @Whochangethenane
    @Whochangethenane Před 3 měsíci +762

    If it’s “just” 70 then why can’t he “just” pay for it

    • @sparkofcuriousity
      @sparkofcuriousity Před 3 měsíci

      Coz he doesn't have any money.
      Liquidity = available money
      And the man said he doesn't believe in liquidity lol
      The way the guy in the video talks he's either a moron or a scammer

    • @lxggxdoff4131
      @lxggxdoff4131 Před 3 měsíci +10

      he was trying to🤦‍♀

    • @JamesAutoDude
      @JamesAutoDude Před 3 měsíci +80

      ​@@lxggxdoff4131 yeah doesn't matter tho... once you leave, you stole

    • @megand12345
      @megand12345 Před 3 měsíci +63

      ​@@lxggxdoff4131apparently not hard enough

    • @MustangSallyB1atch
      @MustangSallyB1atch Před 3 měsíci

      He clearly said his money was locked up in investments

  • @g.mendes0482
    @g.mendes0482 Před 3 měsíci +1625

    Bro rolled a 8 charisma but played it like a natural 20

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Před 3 měsíci +13

      ?

    • @en_dere
      @en_dere Před 3 měsíci

      guy acts like that one really fucking annoying bard player who only plays bard because its memey. falls the fuck apart the moment the DM starts giving him hell for it

    • @shirotako6249
      @shirotako6249 Před 3 měsíci +145

      ​@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 It means dude has no charisma but acts like he's the most charismatic being on this planet

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Před 3 měsíci +53

      @@shirotako6249 8 is being rather generous, Fallout New Vegas would probably classify him as a Misanthrope. Not sure about DnD though

    • @zacmcgrath9675
      @zacmcgrath9675 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Hahahaha yup

  • @solomani5959
    @solomani5959 Před 3 měsíci +20

    Cop lost his patience. Guy was a saint to let it go as long as it did.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Fr, imagine society if every cop were that patient and respectful lol

    • @gottaluvdd
      @gottaluvdd Před 16 dny

      @@mollusckscramp4124sounds like hell

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL Před 3 měsíci +290

    We can all learn from this, reminding us that it's always better to be honest and straightforward.

    • @aspectnato8077
      @aspectnato8077 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Facts.

    • @jackspedicy2711
      @jackspedicy2711 Před 3 měsíci +3

      The one who lies usually believes his own lies, since knowing the truth is impossible

    • @b.elzebub9252
      @b.elzebub9252 Před 3 měsíci +7

      100%. Shit can happen. Things can go wrong. Might not even be the guy's fault. Maybe there's some issue at the bank, or with the card itself. Happens all the time. Just stay calm and work to resolve the situation. Hell, even if you hideously misjudged how much money you had left and can't pay the bill now.. Ask to work something out. Just be honest about it. People respect honesty a hell of a lot more than some obvious bullshit bluffing.

    • @mitacestalia7532
      @mitacestalia7532 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Yeah, like one time I was losing my money because I dropped it somewhere. I couldn't buy grocery and apologized for not being able to pay parking lot. They'll let me out and more concerned about the fact that I lost my money which was pretty big 😭
      (50k rupiah, but it's around 4 dollar due to currency difference)

    • @Foose3535
      @Foose3535 Před 3 měsíci

      Yeah if he went in there saying he’s hungry and ask for anything they may have gave him something

  • @DAYSEVENOVGG
    @DAYSEVENOVGG Před 3 měsíci +1628

    Ive only met one redditor in my lifetime and it was me, staring at my reflection in the endless void of a restaurant window.

    • @averagepotato3769
      @averagepotato3769 Před 3 měsíci +106

      Praying things get better for you 🙏

    • @envy8946
      @envy8946 Před 3 měsíci

      Ur a redditor fs 💀

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 3 měsíci +3

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

    • @gamesafoot
      @gamesafoot Před 3 měsíci +66

      Did you pay for your meal, though?

    • @regularguy7840
      @regularguy7840 Před 3 měsíci +17

      It's not too late brother!

  • @Troublemeyer
    @Troublemeyer Před 3 měsíci +1047

    Seeing a Redditor out in the wild is always something crazy. Usually they don't see the sun

    • @stinkymart3173
      @stinkymart3173 Před 3 měsíci +15

      It's like catching a burbot. You know they're there but to actually observe one is kinda special.

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName Před 3 měsíci +5

      Outside their habitat, old habit dies hard

    • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
      @TojiFushigoroWasTaken Před 3 měsíci +3

      they also don't get paid anything for that mod stuff right 😂

    • @Troublemeyer
      @Troublemeyer Před 3 měsíci +14

      @@TojiFushigoroWasTaken No, they make nothing.
      Same as Twitch Mods that looks very on just hopes and dreams that they Might get some attention from the person they mod for.

    • @sickofyou4408
      @sickofyou4408 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Why do chronically online people make such weird assumptions about reddit users? No normal people talk about them like that

  • @trenthulkinberry7526
    @trenthulkinberry7526 Před 3 měsíci +22

    Bro should never commit another crime, bro was like 15 feet away from the diner he just stole from

  • @captencollin8753
    @captencollin8753 Před 2 měsíci +12

    The male pattern baldness beneath the hat really ties it all up

  • @MunyuShizumi
    @MunyuShizumi Před 3 měsíci +793

    Imagine paying for food, getting an empty plate, and the owner flashing you their stonks to prove they can afford to buy beef at the butcher.

  • @OhShiverMeTimbers
    @OhShiverMeTimbers Před 3 měsíci +1481

    The best part is Robinhood provides a debit card that allows you to pay from your accounts. Dude's such a fiend he probably had every single penny tied up in trades for the day.

    • @sparkofcuriousity
      @sparkofcuriousity Před 3 měsíci +94

      He said he tried to use the card but it failed, so my guess is the same as yours.
      Or he's a scammer.

    • @shahiqyarbouti2635
      @shahiqyarbouti2635 Před 3 měsíci +10

      And that's exactly what he offered the restaurant, and they refused, because they didn't trust the card provider and/or the individual. They didn't even try to process his payment. So who's really at fault here?

    • @Toastybees
      @Toastybees Před 3 měsíci

      That's not what he offered, you didn't even watch the video. He tried to use apple pay and they don't accept that, as is their right. Instead of trying to work something out and maybe leaving an ID or something to go to an ATM and get cash to pay, he just left.​@@shahiqyarbouti2635

    • @mostdope216
      @mostdope216 Před 3 měsíci

      @@shahiqyarbouti2635no. He said he offered to Apple Pay and they didn’t take it. Then his credit card was declined. Never said anything about a Robinhood card. But go off king

    • @Justintime2GrowNetwork
      @Justintime2GrowNetwork Před 3 měsíci +230

      @@shahiqyarbouti2635 That was apple pay he said he tried to pay with. The robin hood debit card is a mastercard and is accepted anywhere mastercard is. They would not have cared who issued the card at all. How does someone like you watch a video and still not know what the fuck is going on?

  • @Orthane
    @Orthane Před 2 měsíci +10

    "I'm Republican too!"
    That one made me laugh. As if the Officer was a Trump supporter or something he would just be like "Oh my so sorry my fellow Republican MAGA amirite? You're free to go!"

  • @kansaschaser12
    @kansaschaser12 Před měsícem +3

    I love how the police officer who is in the restaurant is just chilling with the owner and gets a water for free

  • @OLVRLEBL
    @OLVRLEBL Před 3 měsíci +2557

    “Get your HANDS OFF MY PEN!S!” Got me rolling 😂

  • @Sasquach1312
    @Sasquach1312 Před 3 měsíci +1590

    A lot of simple cons are based on making the staff at a business to uncomfortable to stop you from doing something illegal. Getting angry over bills, yelling about racism, demanding refunds for stuff that they don't have on them, tons of bullshit.
    This guy has been conning people for a while now.

    • @peenurmobile
      @peenurmobile Před 3 měsíci +100

      at my job i deal with people always coming up with stupid ways to get around payment. i learned how to just stare, and the lies just pour out. seriously, try it, lying people will try to convince you wayyyy more than someone that just has the one truth.
      like the guy in the video, he has a million different ways to say "it's okay just let me go" but an honest person that messed up would simply say "i thought i had the money, i was wrong"

    • @nervousbabbs2769
      @nervousbabbs2769 Před 3 měsíci +9

      ​@@peenurmobile ❤THIS IS FACTS. MY DAUGHTERS DAD IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND I'M HAVING TO NIP IT QUICK WITH MY DAUGHTER. SHE COMES UP WITH SOME OUTLANDISH STORIES I TELL YA😂

    • @nervousbabbs2769
      @nervousbabbs2769 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@peenurmobile ❤THIS IS FACTS. MY DAUGHTERS DAD IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND I'M HAVING TO NIP IT QUICK WITH MY DAUGHTER. SHE COMES UP WITH SOME OUTLANDISH STORIES I TELL YA😂

    • @GhostofJamesMadison
      @GhostofJamesMadison Před 3 měsíci +29

      ​@@peenurmobileits wild if my card was declined i would immediately tell them, tell them il call the bank and then i would assure them id have someone drop off emergency funds. However if i actually didnthave those resources id just tell them that and say how embarrassed i was and if thereis anything i can do to work this out without law enforcement. If your a teenager you can easily get them to just have you work the dishpit for the night, i had a friend have that happen once. You may luck out and get a guy who is short 1 staff and actually could use your help. Ya you wouldnt want to close any doors by being weird and cringe if you made an honest mistake and most people are reasonable and would greatly apreciate your full cooperation. That restaurant owner actually seemed really chill, i bet he could have worked something out

    • @peenurmobile
      @peenurmobile Před 3 měsíci +13

      @@GhostofJamesMadison yeah most definitely. i've been in a similar situation myself actually and i hadn't realized i brought the wrong card to pay with. i left my ID as collateral and left to fetch my other card, and things went fine. i would assume you could also ask if you can make some calls for someone to wire you money. this guy in the video could've done almost anything else and it would've been cool lol

  • @HamidKarzai
    @HamidKarzai Před 3 měsíci +22

    It takes a special kind of jackass to get me to root for a cop lol

    • @magical_pixie_horse7346
      @magical_pixie_horse7346 Před 3 měsíci

      Try looking up sovereign citizens getting arrested. You'll root for them even more.

  • @aarondavis8943
    @aarondavis8943 Před 3 měsíci +11

    He didn't pay because that meal was not succulent.

  • @KillianTwew
    @KillianTwew Před 3 měsíci +633

    "I came here knowing I had no way to pay, and they're mad I wouldnt pay" is like, "I drove drunk and that stupid pole should have known I was driving there"

    • @nesamdoom
      @nesamdoom Před 3 měsíci +4

      for real, dude didn't have money and went out.

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans Před 3 měsíci +4

      I had a customer that would come to my store and get a cup of coffee and then go to walk out. And its like "that is a dollar" and they'd stare at me like "oh you are going to make me pay?"
      And then they'd go out to their car for their money since they come in without any money. Gtfo

    • @bigpapa4207
      @bigpapa4207 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I thought I recognized the guy and when I saw the police car said key west, Fl I knew I was right, I’ve waited on him before and he gave cash for only half his meal and left

    • @dyslexic9650
      @dyslexic9650 Před 3 měsíci

      He did say that he had Apple Pay and they didn’t take that.

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@dyslexic9650 he offered a personal check and they didn't take it? Most businesses post by the door and counter accepted payment methods. No sir, we don't accept 3 live chickens and a wheel of cheese as payment.

  • @1GuyGaming
    @1GuyGaming Před 3 měsíci +1074

    "weirdo NPC" was the perfect description of him

    • @yupperz00
      @yupperz00 Před 3 měsíci +8

      I like how I read this comment the EXACT moment Charlie said this

    • @eggnogalcoholic
      @eggnogalcoholic Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@yupperz00it’s so wild when that happens! That’s happened to me before on other CZcams videos too ahhh

    • @icebite9888
      @icebite9888 Před 3 měsíci

      @@yupperz00 funny, it was the same for me xD.

    • @halfricansaint7727
      @halfricansaint7727 Před 3 měsíci

      Really seems like a Yakuza side story

    • @twojointsjay7330
      @twojointsjay7330 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@hoplul all these woke karen npcs smh fr

  • @lh3424
    @lh3424 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I'm so glad I've never once experienced interactions like the ones you cover in some of your vids

  • @AUTOCARR0T
    @AUTOCARR0T Před 3 měsíci +19

    4:15 That cut killed me.

  • @tremoneyv
    @tremoneyv Před 3 měsíci +766

    What’s extra funny is Robinhood not only makes a debit card, but it can also be linked to Apple Pay. So he could have used his Robinhood account if he wasn’t broke.

    • @itrikiwe
      @itrikiwe Před 3 měsíci

      Robinhood doesn’t let you withdraw cash until it’s been sitting for a few days. You can’t sell your stock and cash out on the same day. But this guy is definitely lying he just didn’t wanna pay or had no money.

    • @TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK
      @TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK Před 3 měsíci +24

      Yeah he could use the card but he couldn’t use Apple Pay according to him the store doesn’t take it

    • @1NotN
      @1NotN Před 3 měsíci +20

      ​@@TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK but he could transfer money from Apple Pay to Robinhood, which would mean if he did have money in Apple Pay he could use the debit card

    • @squish162
      @squish162 Před 3 měsíci +16

      I doubt this guy had any money in cash available for withdrawal. He doesn't seem responsible enough for that. I bet he was 100% invested in stocks/options, which would take 1-2 days after the sale of them in order to be available for withdrawal, and useable on the debit card

    • @gang12325
      @gang12325 Před 3 měsíci

      @@1NotNon top of that robinhood allows instant deposits while you wait for your cash

  • @drewbakka5265
    @drewbakka5265 Před 3 měsíci +222

    "I only stole 70$ of food! No problem"
    Then just pay it if its no problem

    • @whodoesntlikesurfing
      @whodoesntlikesurfing Před 3 měsíci

      How did he steal it? They served it to him without asking for money upfront

    • @user-ff4rv7mo4e
      @user-ff4rv7mo4e Před 3 měsíci +55

      ​@@whodoesntlikesurfing have you never eaten out before?

    • @chrisjones7347
      @chrisjones7347 Před 3 měsíci

      @@whodoesntlikesurfingseriously. How are you connected to this douchebag?? You’re on multiple channels where this is posted, weirdly trying to defend him and attack the business 😂

    • @AuxiliaryPanther
      @AuxiliaryPanther Před 3 měsíci +17

      ​@@whodoesntlikesurfingmost places do the math at the end.

    • @thatoneundertalefanatic
      @thatoneundertalefanatic Před 3 měsíci +24

      ​@@whodoesntlikesurfingare you okay?
      Do you know how restaurants work?

  • @TheRealDeepFriedWonton
    @TheRealDeepFriedWonton Před 3 měsíci +32

    That's gotta be the worst pirate I've ever seen

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Před 3 měsíci

      ah, but you _have_ seen him.
      ...wait

  • @benjaminqmorris
    @benjaminqmorris Před 3 měsíci +6

    the oceans 11 thing is so accurate it's fantastic. maybe the officer at the restaurant had an incredible and acrobatic "stealing the keycard" sequence enacted on him while he cluelessly drank his water.

  • @alexandrabelloso2176
    @alexandrabelloso2176 Před 3 měsíci +1194

    Telling a latin cop that he experienced racism.. barking up at the wrong tree there🤣

    • @TheGuardianssorrow
      @TheGuardianssorrow Před 3 měsíci +10

      So many people outside of America idolize American behaviors. 😂 Its honestly wild to see America have fanboys.

    • @yeeyee2018
      @yeeyee2018 Před 3 měsíci +163

      @@TheGuardianssorrowuhm this was in America, the cop is just Hispanic

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Před 3 měsíci +88

      @@TheGuardianssorrowDeluded redditor detected

    • @Darthwgamer
      @Darthwgamer Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@TheRealDeepFriedWonton Thank you

    • @Mr_Jish
      @Mr_Jish Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@TheRealDeepFriedWontonWell said.

  • @JoeDiGiovanniIV
    @JoeDiGiovanniIV Před 3 měsíci +461

    That succulent Chinese meal guy gave an interview like a year or two ago and explained the whole thing. He was mistaken for an internationally wanted criminal, and was later let go after they realized they had the wrong man

    • @Ozai75
      @Ozai75 Před 3 měsíci +25

      That's what he WANTED them to think :D

    • @logical1510
      @logical1510 Před 3 měsíci +87

      Not only is he an artist (painter) and did the whole interview surrounded by paintings he made himself depicting his arrest, which he, later in the interview, showed off to the crew while holding a beer, he also cooked a succulent Chinese meal for the production crew that came to film the interview. I forgot about the video of his arrest until today, but honestly, it's the greatest unintentional meme of all time. Literally sounds like a funny version of Winston Churchill while he narrates his own arrest.

    • @prettypants4824
      @prettypants4824 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Guess they got the wong guy

    • @Nakul22099
      @Nakul22099 Před 3 měsíci +12

      They did not know their judo well after all

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne Před 3 měsíci +17

      all I wanna know is what succulent Chinese meal he was having

  • @bensaylor9093
    @bensaylor9093 Před 3 měsíci +6

    "Gotham deserves a new class of day-trader" made my morning.

  • @XT3ghostFTW
    @XT3ghostFTW Před 3 měsíci +4

    The best part is you can use a card for Robinhood to use as a “bank”

  • @scarthy
    @scarthy Před 3 měsíci +1352

    Unironically one of the best Democracy Manifest impressions I've heard

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 3 měsíci +3

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

    • @OfficerBeefboss
      @OfficerBeefboss Před 3 měsíci +1

      I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way.!!! ? #';M,.

    • @evilyeucc
      @evilyeucc Před 3 měsíci +6

      Is your profile picture someone holding a raw chicken

    • @davidmason3671
      @davidmason3671 Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@p-__ yeah are you 5”6 tall king though? Doubt it you’re probably 5”1

    • @ghg911thesigmayfgazntp
      @ghg911thesigmayfgazntp Před 3 měsíci

      I EXPSOED PENGUINZ0 ON MY CHANNEL WTF

  • @textman09
    @textman09 Před 3 měsíci +486

    I live in Key West and we have cameras everywhere and we have word of mouth. This guy got apprehended quickly. He was blasted all over the Facebook groups and people were following him around. Officer Hernandez doesn’t play games. I’ve had run ins with him before

    • @Khaynizzle7
      @Khaynizzle7 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Well that's Orwellian as hell.

    • @textman09
      @textman09 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Khaynizzle7 well you can thank douche bags like this for needing them in the first place

    • @nukewurld
      @nukewurld Před 3 měsíci +36

      This is the weirdest brag i think ive ever heard.

    • @textman09
      @textman09 Před 3 měsíci +72

      @@nukewurld not bragging? the island as a whole just doesn’t want people like that around

    • @keredrealmusic
      @keredrealmusic Před 3 měsíci +85

      @@nukewurld that is the weirdest thing to think that is a brag that I’ve ever heard in my life… Bro 🃏☠💵 watches penguinz0 from Key West and has relevant information and you somehow think that that’s bragging?? it’s an incredibly dummy filled world we live and I’m surprised I’m still here 😂😂😂

  • @jackharlow3691
    @jackharlow3691 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Hearing Charlie say "juxtaposition" really tickles my fancy😁

  • @spacekitty6568
    @spacekitty6568 Před 3 měsíci +9

    that entire exchange was just strange. I couldn't follow it til the end when he was getting arrested

  • @orionbarnes1733
    @orionbarnes1733 Před 3 měsíci +327

    The fact that he gets handcuffed next to a sign that says "FREE MONEY SAVING COUPONS" is poetic

  • @1forallful
    @1forallful Před 3 měsíci +382

    I never thought I would see someone "spamming emotes" I the real world. But Charlie is 100% on it when he says that's what this guy is doing.

  • @zaksaturday1693
    @zaksaturday1693 Před 12 dny +2

    3:20 I think the thing that pisses me off the most about people like this, is when they're in the wrong and trying to explain themselves, they say stuff like "I tried to educate him"

  • @ZeSiberianMark
    @ZeSiberianMark Před 3 měsíci +16

    shocked he didn't comment on the hover board gang rolling by at the 11:00 mark

  • @craigdawson5233
    @craigdawson5233 Před 3 měsíci +550

    1:24 "So now he's got 1 star." Charlie is such a connoisseur of words.

  • @SubxZero94
    @SubxZero94 Před 3 měsíci +237

    When working retail if the answer to the question "Do you have the money?" Is ever anything but "Yes" or "No", then it's a "No".

    • @lepari9986
      @lepari9986 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Well I think if the answer is "No" it's also a no.

    • @CorrosiveCitrus
      @CorrosiveCitrus Před 3 měsíci +7

      What about "I do"

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 Před 3 měsíci +37

      ​@@CorrosiveCitrus If they waiter also says "I do", you are now married.

    • @alanacos6947
      @alanacos6947 Před 3 měsíci +5

      no no no 😠cause i don't understand i have 4 million robux why would I need useless cash. and they think I'm poor too when I'm a millionaire🤑🤑🤑 like why I need cash when 1 robux is equivalent to $10 that dumb currency is dead😡🤬😠

    • @hippiedude2232
      @hippiedude2232 Před 3 měsíci +1

      "I might have it in cash, if not I'll have to run my card."

  • @IIOver9000
    @IIOver9000 Před 3 měsíci +19

    Your dad being able to play you in his favorite game is so cool, thats so hype 🤙🏼

  • @FishyBoi1337
    @FishyBoi1337 Před 3 měsíci +9

    I love arrest videos so much, but some people are so insufferable I can't even watch it. This guy is one of the few.

  • @Jacksxb
    @Jacksxb Před 3 měsíci +166

    That cop is about how I would expect a key west police officer would act, he’s so chill he’s prolly used to dealing with drunk people.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Před 2 měsíci

      He even went to the trouble of trying not to startle the guy- who just commited a crime- by saying he just wanted to get his information about it. He was so kind! One time when I was 18 and had my first job in a restaurant, I had to talk to a lady cop about a whole family who just dined and dashed and her first words to me, knowing the full situation that just happened, were to treat and talk to me like I was the one about to be arrested. I was shaking the whole time. Some people man.

  • @KazuDiabolis
    @KazuDiabolis Před 3 měsíci +273

    that nice cop going into spanish mode was scarier than any other cop video i've seen. gives me memories of my mom 😭

    • @hiroikkuneko
      @hiroikkuneko Před 3 měsíci +30

      Why use a gun when you can use a shoe? Far more scary.

    • @Nisowyd
      @Nisowyd Před 3 měsíci +7

      Idk man the acorn one was crazy

    • @WidgetWagyu47292
      @WidgetWagyu47292 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Facts 🤣 it’s because we Latinos have PTSD hearing someone scream in Spanish gives me flashbacks to my mom and dad.

  • @juanpalma9836
    @juanpalma9836 Před 3 měsíci +14

    The cop was absolutely amazing.

    • @alanacos6947
      @alanacos6947 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I didn't even know he was a cop I thought that was his parent or babysitter by the way he had to talk to him like he's a child or had a disability

  • @TheCostantinus
    @TheCostantinus Před 3 měsíci +4

    I'm always happy when the words "annoying" and "arrested" are in the same sentence

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Před 2 měsíci

      It ain't illegal to be annoyin, but they damn sure if they don't always find a way 😂

  • @skylerhuddleston3112
    @skylerhuddleston3112 Před 3 měsíci +463

    “A succulent Chinese meal” I love that clip shi gets me weak everytime

    • @ghg911thesigmayfgazntp
      @ghg911thesigmayfgazntp Před 3 měsíci

      PENGUINZ0 IS ANTI SEMETIC I EXPOSED HIM ON MY CHANNEL

    • @OfficerBeefboss
      @OfficerBeefboss Před 3 měsíci +1

      I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way.!! #'. I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way?

    • @your_-_mom
      @your_-_mom Před 3 měsíci

      @@OfficerBeefbosswe know you have Asperger’s bro you didn’t have to tell us

    • @user-rs8ex9wh7o
      @user-rs8ex9wh7o Před 3 měsíci +15

      I think youre a bit more on the spectrum than you give yourself credit for​@OfficerBeefboss

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 3 měsíci

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

  • @Mrincrediblebot
    @Mrincrediblebot Před 3 měsíci +178

    The fact that he couldn't look anymore like a slimy conman if he had a flashing neon sign saying CONMAN around his neck.

    • @lissieloveskitties
      @lissieloveskitties Před 3 měsíci

      Right? Such a stereotypical sleazeball 😂

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Paradoxically I would think the neon sign means that they lost a bet and are probably legit.

    • @dakotalibby2374
      @dakotalibby2374 Před 3 měsíci

      @@vez3834do you take everything said to the ABSOLUTE highest level of seriousness

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@dakotalibby2374 I was adding on to the joke.

  • @PandoraKyss
    @PandoraKyss Před 3 měsíci +7

    "I don't have any cash. Can I pay you with a local branch of TD Bank?" - This guy, probably.

  • @appledawn6303
    @appledawn6303 Před 2 hodinami

    Loving these videos

  • @SACRXT
    @SACRXT Před 3 měsíci +383

    He was better off using the ol’ classic, “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a free dinner today” as a form of reasoning lol

  • @ghostagent3552
    @ghostagent3552 Před 3 měsíci +100

    Cop: But would you pay?
    Dude: Nah, I won't

    • @richogarden
      @richogarden Před 3 měsíci +11

      Not the lobotomy kaisen 💀

    • @ghostagent3552
      @ghostagent3552 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@richogarden it's drilled into me man. i didn't want to make that comment too

    • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
      @TojiFushigoroWasTaken Před 3 měsíci +5

      ​@@ghostagent3552Are you strong because you’re nah id win? Or did you leave it all behind and stand proud because with this treasure I summon throughout heaven and earth i alone am the fingered one, always bet on Hakari.

    • @ghostagent3552
      @ghostagent3552 Před 3 měsíci

      @@TojiFushigoroWasTaken the lobotomy is strong with this one

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@TojiFushigoroWasTaken what spongebob quote is this

  • @KosherSebastian
    @KosherSebastian Před 3 měsíci +1

    Congrats on the sponsorship Charlie it’s cool I man a ship with you as the captain

  • @YourLoyalHighness87

    9:04 the orb of confusion in his pockets 😂😂😂 I take mine everywhere, never leave home without it lol

  • @kilbygirll
    @kilbygirll Před 3 měsíci +1621

    feel like a stalker being this early.

    • @I1p
      @I1p Před 3 měsíci +26

      Fr though less than a minute ago

    • @shiiinsouu
      @shiiinsouu Před 3 měsíci +5

      Sameee 😭😭😭

    • @NicoMeetsMusic
      @NicoMeetsMusic Před 3 měsíci +5

      Your not the only one here in the first minute

    • @OfficerBeefboss
      @OfficerBeefboss Před 3 měsíci +4

      I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way.

    • @rxt1991
      @rxt1991 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Same fr

  • @christhevillian
    @christhevillian Před 3 měsíci +86

    Bro thought he had an IQ of 200. just for the officers to not play along

  • @ohitsleswift
    @ohitsleswift Před 3 měsíci +7

    My guy doesn’t need editing to be funny, the editing needs him 😭

  • @mathiasdaniels7838
    @mathiasdaniels7838 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I love Charlie, he literally has THEE voice of reason, like man. If he speaks people will listen. Love this guy

  • @maskingtables
    @maskingtables Před 3 měsíci +74

    I love the police officer is also Latino and he's like "Cállate y siéntate!"

  • @grimdrippah
    @grimdrippah Před 3 měsíci +683

    We had CZcamsrs, Kick streamers, vloggers being annoying to the people around them, but a REDDITOR being annoying to his surroundings, now that's something you don't see pretty often

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 3 měsíci +1

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

    • @APieceofT-BoneSteak
      @APieceofT-BoneSteak Před 3 měsíci +94

      Well yeah cause at least the former groups go outside

    • @ghg911thesigmayfgazntp
      @ghg911thesigmayfgazntp Před 3 měsíci

      I EXPSOED PENGUINZ0 ON MY CHANNEL

    • @OfficerBeefboss
      @OfficerBeefboss Před 3 měsíci

      I'm a 30+ year old media cre??ator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of d'ifferent skills along the way. I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way.!!! '#,;.,,'#

    • @AvionInfinity
      @AvionInfinity Před 3 měsíci +26

      Usually they never leave their houses and only annoy their parents.

  • @lucgreene7132
    @lucgreene7132 Před 2 měsíci

    coolest ad ive seen in a long time, thats actually a sick collab

  • @alexisrivas307
    @alexisrivas307 Před 3 měsíci +6

    There was only one time I ran out on a bill. I was out on a date with someone that I was dating for a while. We asked more than one waiter for our bill and waited but one one brought it. We waited for almost an hour. So we walked out.

  • @verdinox4548
    @verdinox4548 Před 3 měsíci +130

    *Life Lesson: Whenever dealing with police, it is always best to be polite, honest, and respectful. I know that seems cheesy, but I've literally been set free by cops on multiple occasions when I was totally guilty or at fault, simply because I was super friendly and cooperative. Cops have to do paperwork for everything, so if ur nice and cooperative they might let u go just to avoid the bullshit paperwork. But if u act like an idiot, or if u act petulant, or if ur an asshole, or rude/disrespectful (etc), then cops will usually bust ur ass just to spite u.💀😅

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 Před 3 měsíci +31

      You also probably got really lucky. But I do agree at the very least it makes things a lot easier.

    • @13donstalos
      @13donstalos Před 3 měsíci +12

      Life lesson: don't rob people

    • @verdinox4548
      @verdinox4548 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@13donstalos Technically, that's not a life lesson, tho.... that's just following the law.😅

    • @clsa1370
      @clsa1370 Před 3 měsíci +19

      Also, be white😅

    • @bittiebee
      @bittiebee Před 3 měsíci +10

      ​@clsa1370 yeah ngl, one time my younger brother and husband got pulled over for speeding while theyd been hitting a blunt in his car. They said the car was literally filled w smoke when the officer pulled them over, and he knew they had weed in the car, but they STILL somehow got away with just a warning. Definitley a combination of both of them being white and being lucky they got pulled over by a lenient cop lmfao.

  • @ThrawnFett123
    @ThrawnFett123 Před 3 měsíci +369

    The Democracy Manifest guy if I remember right was basically an ex-con that was eating at a Chinese food place when they mistook him for a guy that was known to dine and dash in the area. Knowing the system pretty well, and not really knowing why he was being arrested but pretty sure he was innocent this time, he decided he wanted to make a big stink of it to mess with the officers cause "why not" basically. He then apparently gave an interview saying he was trying to deliberately get put in a mental hospital, but gave other ones later saying he basically just started that rumor to see if they'd believe it. So basically, he's just a chaos goblin that decided to mess with everyone because he got annoyed they interrupted his meal

    • @sparklynunu
      @sparklynunu Před 3 měsíci +31

      I’m gonna start using “chaos goblin” from now on 😂😂😂😂

    • @mkman1
      @mkman1 Před 3 měsíci +30

      When the intrusive thoughts win

    • @Knifedog-
      @Knifedog- Před 3 měsíci +22

      I saw an interview with him where he says he thinks he was a little drunk

    • @KamiNoBaka1
      @KamiNoBaka1 Před 3 měsíci +16

      Actually the guy they thought he was wasn't known for dine-and-dashing in the area, he wanted for 19 counts of fraud and receiving stole goods totalling around $70,000. The dine-and-dash part comes from his resemblance to Hungarian chess player Paul Charles Dosza, who was known for dine-and-dashing.

    • @Dont_Read_My_Picture
      @Dont_Read_My_Picture Před 3 měsíci

      Don't read my name.

  • @RubenThomas
    @RubenThomas Před 3 měsíci +1

    5:10 Captain Charlie is what I needed to see to brighten my day.

  • @Bet.ter45
    @Bet.ter45 Před 2 měsíci

    I love watching your videos man you deserve every bit of fame that you have. You brighten my day by being a narrator of these complete lunatics and weirdos fuckin love it😂