Chris Steals from Charity - Ep.

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  • čas přidán 7. 01. 2020
  • Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Chris Demarais, and Barbara Dunkelman as they discuss automatic payments, Chris’ donation mistake, climate change, and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode originally aired on January 6, 2020, sponsored by ExpressVPN (expressvpn.com/rooster), Mercari (mercari.com), and Squarespace (squarespace.com/roosterteeth). Live production powered by Blackmagic Design. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: bit.ly/2uNNz0O
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Komentáře • 390

  • @ethanwilson9406
    @ethanwilson9406 Před 4 lety +166

    Chris will always be a surreal curiosity of a human. I can't imagine life in his mind.

  • @nykebrother1751
    @nykebrother1751 Před 4 lety +327

    Everything Chris says should be made into an animated short

  • @faraazali8846
    @faraazali8846 Před 4 lety +407

    I love Chris on the podcasts, he's a constant source of confusion. I'd love for him to be on more

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy Před 4 lety +7

      Imagine if he had a conversation with Plato or Aristotle

    • @phantom31017
      @phantom31017 Před 4 lety +2

      Dante Escalante - sounds Greek to me.

    • @zacrussell1276
      @zacrussell1276 Před 4 lety +6

      I can’t stand him he’s so stupid

    • @aiwash2766
      @aiwash2766 Před 4 lety +3

      Faraaz Ali no.... just no, he’s fine once a month but his constant stupidity drives me up the wall

    • @109leonidas
      @109leonidas Před 4 lety

      it would cost me $0.40NZD to run my shaver for ~500 hours

  • @Orcscompany4660
    @Orcscompany4660 Před 4 lety +119

    Whenever Chris is on, I know I'm 'bout to go on a mental adventure.

    • @spacecadet0
      @spacecadet0 Před 4 lety +1

      May as well break out the funny feeling stuff, the ride has started.

  • @JohnnyDee.
    @JohnnyDee. Před 4 lety +170

    We need a Chris Confusion Counter when he's on the podcast

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 Před 4 lety +1

      "I always move with purpose"

    • @PenStab
      @PenStab Před 4 lety +2

      It would just always read "???"

  • @kabbaage
    @kabbaage Před 4 lety +45

    "Sorry, you lost me for a second. What did you end up doing with it?"
    Gotta love Eric in these moments

    • @kylem2010GT
      @kylem2010GT Před 4 lety +4

      23:58 Eric is at his best, off screen, speaking into the god mic and asking the perfect questions.

  • @G_G251
    @G_G251 Před 3 lety +8

    19:35 "Tis the Season for Stealing" RTAA

  • @treypelletier192
    @treypelletier192 Před 4 lety +136

    i know burnie is spending time with his new baby but i miss him on
    the podcast

    • @keithharper32
      @keithharper32 Před 4 lety +7

      It's not about the baby. He transfered to a different branch of the company.

    • @jakattacked
      @jakattacked Před 4 lety

      @@keithharper32 Source?

    • @stormeyes4
      @stormeyes4 Před 4 lety +9

      Jak of Hearts Burnie said it himself on the last podcast that he attended. Burnie said that he’s done being on the podcast because he’s done it for so long and he feels like he could be doing more creative projects.

    • @jakattacked
      @jakattacked Před 4 lety +2

      @@stormeyes4 Thank you for providing a source

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jakattacked also on the website's blog. it goes into it more.

  • @Christian-vq3lr
    @Christian-vq3lr Před 4 lety +137

    My immediate reaction after seeing the title was “Oh no. What did Chris do now?”

    • @josephmartinez2201
      @josephmartinez2201 Před 4 lety +3

      The calendar would have been completely useless in 2020 anyways, I get the sentiment that maybe a child would enjoy the gift. But even then, it would probably still end up as trash fairly quickly.

  • @danielbray5499
    @danielbray5499 Před 4 lety +26

    This is the most chris Chris has ever been and I’m only 31 minutes in 😂

  • @KrazeeHouse
    @KrazeeHouse Před 4 lety +67

    I was honestly worried that when Burnie left being on camera, that the podcast would loose it's sporadic chaotic energy, but nah, still a bunch on angry confused people yelling over each other 😂

    • @obedvela3009
      @obedvela3009 Před 4 lety +3

      Bloo Banana Lol yeah dude i had the same feeling, but I’ll always watch the podcast. It’s one of the things I look forward to on a weekly basis.

  • @BillieRuben
    @BillieRuben Před 4 lety +26

    Ohi! I'm Billie Ruben! Someone on Imgur sent me here. Haha!

  • @ADedLSpn
    @ADedLSpn Před 4 lety +32

    I feel like Chris played the Gavin role this week on the Podcast, just spouting nonsense and seeing if it lands lol

  • @sofielee4122
    @sofielee4122 Před 3 lety +9

    "i feel like it was a rough start to the year" -Gavin Free

  • @ErkalEtruria
    @ErkalEtruria Před 4 lety +47

    12:00
    Chris Demarais: You don't yank a pope.

    • @axeavier
      @axeavier Před 4 lety

      I WILL YANK HIM ALL I WANT!
      COME HERE POPE, DADDY CHRIS WANTS TO YANK!

    • @RossMalagarie
      @RossMalagarie Před 4 lety +1

      We need a book of Chris Demarais' quotes!

  • @teddybott3258
    @teddybott3258 Před 4 lety +11

    i love how the most heated moment in this one is when they're talking about how to get smooth balls XD

  • @DontPanic42Towel
    @DontPanic42Towel Před 4 lety +30

    2:54 yippy yippy dog dog
    ah yes, I love that Ren and Stimpy song

  • @LexTheEnabler
    @LexTheEnabler Před 4 lety +98

    The title should have been Chris Digs a deeper hole

  • @shelbygraham3535
    @shelbygraham3535 Před 3 lety +3

    Gavin said “rough start to the year” 😂😂😂😂😂 hi from October 2020.

  • @Hessimore
    @Hessimore Před 4 lety +14

    I love Chris. He's so innocently unaware.

  • @stevesonaplanecookbook4810

    11:30 "rough start" "2020 it's gonna be a great year" If only.

  • @HeathbarPlays
    @HeathbarPlays Před 4 lety +174

    Chris Demarais must be protected at all costs.

  • @rickyalfaro3290
    @rickyalfaro3290 Před 4 lety +12

    "But the solutions are"
    It looked like gav was hoping they'd agree. That's a good quote

  • @Lord_Kropog
    @Lord_Kropog Před 4 lety +47

    Chris isn’t wrong, communion is a mid church snack to kids.

    • @bradleygraves2935
      @bradleygraves2935 Před 3 lety

      That's what religion is. Using the basic fears and instincts of humans too scare them into servitude lol.

  • @fuckbollock
    @fuckbollock Před 4 lety +39

    Growler is genuine British slang for a minge if anyone's curious.

  • @troywakefield9250
    @troywakefield9250 Před 4 lety +14

    Chris sounds like he’s permanently high lmao

  • @devbhatia7021
    @devbhatia7021 Před 4 lety +5

    watching to remember pre-burning and pre-pandemic America. good times.

  • @malikhalo
    @malikhalo Před 4 lety +6

    "What are the bees in this situation?"
    "BEEZ NUTS!"

  • @caydenmills645
    @caydenmills645 Před 4 lety +6

    The Chris and Gatorade omg I haven’t laughed so hard at a podcast in so long hahahhaha gotta love Chris

    • @caydenmills645
      @caydenmills645 Před 4 lety

      SkinnySlimJim the time stamp is 1:28:00 if you want to check it out

  • @khalidbrown743
    @khalidbrown743 Před 4 lety +31

    I thought Chris meant a random door wasn't locked each time.

  • @LemonSupreme
    @LemonSupreme Před 4 lety +8

    Gav saying "BACK, SACK, AND CRACK, SON!" could have been the title

  • @stareater1870
    @stareater1870 Před 2 lety +1

    Gavin during the convo about mileage @48:56: "I'm hoping I don't meet the minimum level."
    Me, in 2022: "That's the neat part, you don't."

  • @nerocole6734
    @nerocole6734 Před 4 lety +5

    Chris is a gem, he is a constant source of hilarity for the other members and is pretty funny himself! Also he dated Gus and Gavin so there is history to unpack.

  • @christinachang7934
    @christinachang7934 Před 4 lety +5

    can chris just be a permanent crew on the podcast please? He is just endlessly entertaining

  • @nickkerkhof
    @nickkerkhof Před 4 lety +8

    I love when chris is on the podcast he definitely has tougher skin then most

  • @brandonjohnson7190
    @brandonjohnson7190 Před 4 lety +12

    Next RT Life: Gavin has to wax his junk and Chris needs to straight shave his 👍👍

  • @xris905
    @xris905 Před 4 lety +1

    Glad that Gavin mentioned having link dumps in the description and they actually added them. ♥️ A good return for those of us who love to watch the podcast!

  • @bha1959
    @bha1959 Před 3 lety +7

    They have no idea what's coming for them in 2020 :(

  • @Dianus89
    @Dianus89 Před 3 lety +5

    Watching this podcast after a year we just had... It's an interesting experience...

  • @jellydunne
    @jellydunne Před rokem +1

    "It was an intense start to the year" me here in 2023 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @kngnorth4686
    @kngnorth4686 Před 4 lety +10

    I'm convinced that Chris is just always high.

  • @storiesbybrittney
    @storiesbybrittney Před 4 lety +15

    I think Chris just short circuited this whole podcast XD

  • @TheKevann
    @TheKevann Před 4 lety +19

    I really enjoy Chris.
    In anything, really. That’s all.

  • @cora-illus
    @cora-illus Před 4 lety +4

    "I feel like it was a rough start to the year" oh sweetie....

  • @Hollyy7
    @Hollyy7 Před 4 lety +2

    rewatching, “2020! Gonna be a great year!” well...

  • @Honeybreee
    @Honeybreee Před 4 lety +25

    Actually the top 100 corporations create 70% of all the greenhouse gas emissions so the average person really wouldn't have to do anything differently. Of course doing any little bit is great, but I feel many people are turned off of fighting climate change because they think they'll be the ones who need to change (due to lots of campaigns by said 100 top companies) 50:50

    • @Puckosar
      @Puckosar Před 4 lety +4

      Yes, thank you. I wish more people knew about this. By passing legislation that massively limits the power of the largest corporations we could reduce emissions WAY more than just getting ordinary people to stop using plastic straws or whatever

    • @laurentucker5444
      @laurentucker5444 Před 4 lety

      By every person thinking “oh one person can’t make a difference” it will not make any change. If every person thought that one person can make difference a huge change can happen. I highly recommend reading “Tragedy of the Commons” by Garrett Hardin. Huge corporations do need legislation but the average person also needs to stop putting it entirely off on huge corporations and take some responsibility.

  • @undeadgenocide
    @undeadgenocide Před 4 lety +29

    Anyone think that ryan may be a good fourth person? Has he been on the podcast with gus before i kinda wanna see that.

  • @texntaxes3404
    @texntaxes3404 Před 3 lety +4

    Gavin: I'm hoping I dont meet the minimum level
    I think its safe to say he probably didn't meet the minimum last year

  • @shockingstuff
    @shockingstuff Před 4 lety +4

    It was hilarious watching Barbara realise what she unleashed upon the Podcast by asking Chris about his manscaping.

  • @KB-po3eo
    @KB-po3eo Před 4 lety +2

    Chris's stuttering arround 1:32:00 literally broke my brain omfg

  • @MrWalrus81
    @MrWalrus81 Před 4 lety +16

    I love how much someone in broadcast is losing it most of this podcast.

  • @craigthistle
    @craigthistle Před 3 měsíci

    Went to school with Chris for a year in Starkville MS. 5th grade. Probably the most memorable year of grade school. We were inseperable. I remember he loved final fantasy and calvin and hobbs. Good to see him successful and still so creative :)

  • @AcidicOrpheus73
    @AcidicOrpheus73 Před 4 lety +2

    1:32:04 When the video of Chris going to Olive garden with all AH came out I was expecting Chris to show up in a Lets play

  • @patrickbourke2385
    @patrickbourke2385 Před 3 lety +3

    Watching this a year to the day after it was uploaded. Oh how much things have changed and they have no idea. At least Gavin got to fly less.

  • @Kolateak_
    @Kolateak_ Před 4 lety +26

    Chris is really a national treasure

  • @citizenhentai
    @citizenhentai Před rokem +1

    23:09 Even the universe wanted to go back.

  • @AmaterasuOfOld
    @AmaterasuOfOld Před 4 lety +4

    Chris is the most accidental chaos breeding person i have ever seen

  • @bradydexter8081
    @bradydexter8081 Před 4 lety +4

    This podcast had me laughing so much, I love chris

  • @StonerHesperia
    @StonerHesperia Před 4 lety

    Gavin's face during Chris's snowboarding story. 🤣

  • @RossMalagarie
    @RossMalagarie Před 4 lety

    Chris is PURE PODCAST GOLD! Chris thank you so much for being on the podcast.

  • @ztm454
    @ztm454 Před 4 lety +2

    Chris is the most simple complex person ive ever listened to also alot of 2000s + cars you press the unlock button twice to unlock the passenger door and you hit it twice to lock all doors

  • @Aeonshield
    @Aeonshield Před 4 lety +15

    Someone gif Gus saying "Joy?" and link me to it!

  • @jonathancoyne8034
    @jonathancoyne8034 Před 4 lety +34

    First minute and Gus is already complaining? What is this, every single episode of the rt podcast? Lol

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy Před 4 lety +8

      Classic gus, the day he stops complaining is the beginning of the end

    • @Dan-Simms
      @Dan-Simms Před 4 lety +1

      If he doesn't complain about something, than I am sure that an alien has taken over his body...especially since he has gone vegan...oh wait, maybe it was then?

  • @JadenKatrell1979
    @JadenKatrell1979 Před 4 lety +3

    Gus keeps asking Chris "Why did you make it weird?"
    It's like Gus has never met Chris lol.

  • @skarrambo1
    @skarrambo1 Před 4 lety +1

    Chris had me crying with laughter multiple times this episode, but the jumping into empty offices bit almost made me wet myself

  • @Aeonshield
    @Aeonshield Před 4 lety +4

    Chris jumping into empty office. Next short!

  • @sleepster7795
    @sleepster7795 Před 4 lety +1

    Gavin: I feel like 2020 was a rough start
    Me now in May: mhm

  • @RyanType
    @RyanType Před 4 lety +9

    Hope everyone has a Great Day and an even greater New Year!!!

  • @snbifb8293
    @snbifb8293 Před 4 lety

    I heard "growler" and immediately thought "growlr" look it up in the app store 😂

  • @sarahtrujillo7176
    @sarahtrujillo7176 Před 4 lety +2

    Chris is such a delight

  • @KMTTP3000
    @KMTTP3000 Před 4 lety +3

    Can we pleeeease have a podcast where everyone is high. And Chris MUST BE ON THE PODCAST!!!!!

  • @patrick.l5098
    @patrick.l5098 Před 4 lety +2

    Watching them come up with climate change Solutions is iconic 😂

  • @allocat5867
    @allocat5867 Před 4 lety +5

    It must be so awkward for the four of them to be on a podcast together since they were all in a poly relationship with each other which led to the death of Bigfoot!

  • @sarasak86
    @sarasak86 Před 4 lety

    I laughed so hard. Hilarious

  • @NCarter756
    @NCarter756 Před 4 lety

    Gus: "How to get smooth balls..." I'm dead.

  • @SammieW26
    @SammieW26 Před 4 lety +1

    This episode is Gus, Barbara and Gavin being baffled by Chris's existence.

  • @PlatoonGoon
    @PlatoonGoon Před 4 lety +1

    1:07:38 This is truly one of the funniest moments. Chris makes it sound like he's got a seriously deformed ball

  • @Lord_Kropog
    @Lord_Kropog Před 4 lety

    I love the RT podcast and rely on it heavily for providing bursts of joy and happiness. Please don’t change the format. Bernie was great but Gus, Gavin, Chris, Barbara, and Gus is a great cast to this podcast.

  • @theanimal5697
    @theanimal5697 Před 4 lety

    right as chris says dead body a fly goes into his hair XD

  • @Rooney87
    @Rooney87 Před 4 lety +3

    This might have been the best pod since Burnie left. Good stories and laughed a lot.

  • @AozoraOrigami
    @AozoraOrigami Před 4 lety +2

    everything chris says can be a new shirt in the store lmaoo easy

  • @BatBreaker007
    @BatBreaker007 Před 4 lety

    Chris was the absolute definition of 'on-brand' this episode and it was amazing.

  • @swizrad7353
    @swizrad7353 Před 4 lety +2

    At 3:41 a fly lands on Chris' shoulder and a few seconds later it flies away and around 4:00 it flies around his head a bit

  • @shawnabraham1841
    @shawnabraham1841 Před 4 lety +1

    Can we get Burnie, Gus, Barbra, and Gavin on a special RT Podcast?????!!! Please

  • @Kevchilla
    @Kevchilla Před 4 lety +3

    I really can't tell if it's funny or frustrating listening to Chris try and tell a story but he's definitely tweaked on caffeine lol

  • @lucy13133
    @lucy13133 Před 4 lety

    Love any podcast with Chris

  • @demonprince1990
    @demonprince1990 Před 4 lety

    I thought Chris was gonna say a yippee yippee Kai A dog there lol

  • @supershmevan9444
    @supershmevan9444 Před 4 lety +1

    Chris is a national treasure.

  • @FinalFantasyArtist24
    @FinalFantasyArtist24 Před 4 lety +2

    Cannes is the name of the city in France it's in. Also Chris is pure gold this episode XD

  • @trickster51
    @trickster51 Před 4 lety +1

    Gavin Free "Back, sack, and crack son."
    PUT IT ON A SHIRT IM DEAD XD

  • @YdosK
    @YdosK Před 4 lety +5

    never clicked faster to a podcast video... chris is such an interesting person 😂😭

    • @joebob4091
      @joebob4091 Před 4 lety

      Chris is just a living version of Todd from Bojack

  • @sleepybadtzmaru
    @sleepybadtzmaru Před 4 lety +4

    There are times when i wonder why Chris doesn't have an adult with him at all times. He's going to end up eating something toxic off the floor, running into traffic, or phrasing something wrong and convicted of a crime.....

    • @AutsiticAlien007
      @AutsiticAlien007 Před 4 lety +1

      sleepybadtzmaru or he’s going to live off Olive Garden for the rest of his days

  • @rabidporcupine0
    @rabidporcupine0 Před 4 lety

    "Oh you pretty Yippy Dog Dog,
    Yippy Yippy Dog Dog we love you!"

  • @illuminousloo
    @illuminousloo Před 3 lety +1

    11:53 that aged well xD

  • @jamster251
    @jamster251 Před 4 lety

  • @losangeles3562
    @losangeles3562 Před 4 lety +7

    I like how they complain about rumors being started about they're dating and then start making a backstory to how they would have dated just fueling more rumors

  • @Thethian
    @Thethian Před 4 lety +3

    11:53 - Plus Puerto Rico doesn't have electricity due to constant earthquake.

  • @skyeford8235
    @skyeford8235 Před 4 lety +3

    Rt Life: where they do a fake reality tv show of all 4 of them living in 300 sqft house - real housewives style

  • @blazesaber1383
    @blazesaber1383 Před 4 lety +21

    69% of roosterteeth fans only watch the podcast for Gus.

  • @XxTheRagingGamerxX
    @XxTheRagingGamerxX Před 4 lety

    Rt: you did something bad...get written up or go on the podcast and say it.
    Chris: are those my only options?
    Rt: did we stutter?