New Restaurant - Segments - 04
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- čas přidán 19. 11. 2023
- In this episode we discuss fatherhood, food, and Jake & Amir quotes.
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do a segment where you guys pay my car payments every month and i call in to tell how the cars doing or whatever
I'd love that
Can we signal boost this? Sounds like it has the potential to go for maybe 8-9 years of content maybe 800 episodes
Truly insane to have a video podcast on youtube for a show built on segments and not have chapters set up
For a media company, they are so bad at youtube
Jake hasn't aced a test this hard since the sleep test.
its an exam...
"I'm actually locked in child-rearing so I can't speak with too much detail..."
"So what's going on?"
"WE'RE SIX MONTHS DEEP"
We need a segment where they theorize potential segments for upcoming episodes
2:45 - Inventing a New Restaurant
12:00 - Jake’s Parent Quiz
33:55 - The Newly Friends Game
43:45 - Jake and Amir Trivia
49:21 - Saying Words until we Laugh
54:50 - Guess Where I’m going to touch you
Thank you for this because they never do it!🤦🏽
Thank you
53:05 - True Justice is Finally Served
Saying "people come to our restaurant for law and order" is the surest way to attract the Joker
1) Jake takes the CT notary exam
2) name that song based on only the first few notes
3) celebrity (yes or no 20 questions)
4) create another Amir scroll (top 10 _____)
Thanks for the shoutout boys! #OopsOnSegments
you deserve so much more than this
@@tylerdrama Spread the word! Scream it from the mountains! #OopsOnSegments
I want to see Amir make a painting
jake’s reflection in the headphone award is haunting me
I double dog dare someone to say "I'll have water and cock and swine, and a side of mash and hash and sweet potato flasks." the next time they order at a family restaurant.
I can listen to these two talk about anything. Effortlessly funny. 💯
"Midnight in Marrakesh" is an unconscious reference to Road Trip Part 1
jake has aged like fiiiiine wine
I think they both have honestly
This Amuse-Bouchmenfeld guy is pretty funny. I think he'd make a great goblin named Yugo
This episode was even better than the next one! Segmania RULES!!
I didn't realize how much I missed Jake bragging about his Helix sleep TEST
I think they took almost that same exact parenting quiz on an episode of Testing Testing
I’d like a segment where they actually go back and punch up old J and A videos maybe even reshooot - they talk about it all the time on Patreon and
Also a segment where they try to write, sell produce and launch a new web series but only all within 15 minute podcasts segments here and there would be fun haha
Piggy backing on this idea, a segment where they read through old J and A videos, but as each other (Jake reads Amir, Amir reads Jake)
the jake and amir trivia part was so good
Love segmentania
loving jake's sweater in this ep, but his freaky friday answer in the newlyweds game segment was craaazzyyyy
I'm imagining "segmania" said like invigaron is on always sunny in dee's ad
another segments episode and another segment pitch:
At the start of the episode you swap phones and send out a fake text to people, and read the responses at the end
Segmania!!
100,000 strong to reboot entirely with Segmania Episode #1
I demand Segmania, I will not rest until the vibe is different
The Josh Ruben emoji: "🤗Still five....still five lessons to be learned..."
Segmania or we riot
keep the artwork. segmania
nah. Segments is way better
@@xXTwigManXxBoooooooooo
@@xXTwigManXxboo this man
Are you freaking keeting me!? If they do that then they'd jump the carp man!
Segment Idea:
I have invented a game called the English place name game. The game is played by zooming into a random section of England and choosing two ridiculous names of small rural villages or towns (e.g Fimber, Wetwang, Donkey Town) and then inventing an equally ridiculous name. The other person then has to identify which name is fictitious. I'm not sure if this would translate well to American place names.
In fact, I've looked and it HAS to be English or British
I got ALL of the quotes right! I want that to be a repeat segment
I laughed so hard when Jake said, "guess where I'm going to touch you" as a possible segment idea.
the last 2 segments were a dime piece of themselves
Shamelessly got a perfect score on that quotes quiz
One million strong for Segmania
Really enjoying guys! Fun to grow up with you both.
The way I pumped my fists when I saw this posted
@ 36:20 lmfao
Incredibly, I lost the Jake and Amir trivia but I nailed the spousal guessing game (??)
song writing segment would be goated
SEGMANIA
Segment idea: Jake DMs a one shot.
Troll named Rod segment
We serve cocktails and swine tails. So that's alcoholic mixed drinks served alongside a curly pig's tail cooked medium-well
In a hat
@@BIDZ180with a side of sauce
Calling Phoenix adjacent to Modest Mouse is kinda wild, ngl. They're both pretty good, but wildly different sounds.
Feel like Jake is pushing hard for Segmania just as an excuse to change the theme song
you guys should do party quirks as a segment
have drew carey host over zoom
my work uses Mailer Daemon for its email and every time I open my email I think "Mailer Daemon?? That means she's with Matt Damon!"
Can we make a collective agreement that, if and when this becomes 'Segmania," we form another coalition to change it back to "Segments." no reason
I love the Jake & Amri quiz
Graco is the first brand that comes up when researching strollers...
segmentania …. works
it’s strong
luv the phoenix ref (my first concert)
I'm a segmaniac
do one of those Tiermaker things for J&A episodes or some other theme as a segment
loved the proper pronunciation of coxswain
good pod boys #HotSegs
Henry!
Segmints, and they’re refreshing and shit, how about that
Jake and Amir 2 juice that you can’t forget! In twenty ten they were big on the internet!
God I hate how catchy your theme songs always are, even the random IIWY ones
Where do I send my Segmania theme song submission?
also good morning
Wake and bake and make her make you a steak
Pls keep the name as segments
The Cock and Swine is a great pub name
Shoutout Nick Domeyel
Segmania now
plz bring back theme submissions
Swoedfighting segment
Swoed
@@Sthaetic-d2v *Swoed
"cock and swine" bothers me to no end
Segmania? More like smeg-man
36:08
i got 8 of 11 loli was actually happy when i missed one. for i am a loser and not a jew
you gotta learn how to name podcasts, man
there is a restaurant down here in australia called the cock and bull, you guys are several steps behind
Is this shit BYONug? Cause I did NAY!
Is this Josh?
I prefer “segments”
jake looks so sickly this episode, might need to put him down? just a thought
Get those hoodwinked hosts on the show you stole from them to rub it in their faces?
Be careful with the name segmania, it’s dangerously close to wwe ip and Vinny mcman is mad litigious
jake with the fumble of the ep missing “flint and feather” for the restaurant name 9:35
If I were you segment, where they find an old email and pretend it's their old podcast
Baby segment went on a little too long
This might be the dryest show Ive ever watched. Idk man
Restaurant is a sad bit because Geoff would propose this on the headgum pod and would be met with silence
You can see the reflection of Jake in the thing on the shelf behind Amir
SEGMANIA