r/Entitledparents Angry Dad Tries To Steal My Switch, Gets Bag of Poo Instead!
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- čas přidán 28. 07. 2020
- r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is going to the doctor's office to get his colostomy bag removed. He pulls out his Switch in the waiting room and plays for a little bit, and of course a little kid comes over to watch. When OP gets called into the doctor's office and tries to leave, the angry dad actually tries to steal the switch and grabs for it. But, instead of grabbing the Switch... he grabs the colostomy bag instead! Woops! If you like this video, be sure to subscribe to my channel for more Reddit videos!
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“So what are u in prison for?”
“Stealing literal sh*t”
ikr
"Wow u suck"
Ouch..., how gruesomely painful for the guy with the appliance.
Funnyman right here
[Tommy Vercetti & Trevor Philips:] ... {proceed to laugh their butts off}
Karen: Autism isn't real!!
Kind elderly lady: *Your free trial of existing has ended*
karens beg for free things, showing they can't afford a trial
_people renewing their free trial_
karen: Hey. I deserve that MORE than you so you better give me it now before I tell the manager.
The elderly lady sounds like me but 100x kinder, I'd've just said, "ma'am, I'm autistic." If she tried her bs with me, I'd give MY story and said, "Trust me, it's a damn disability. Now, get back on facebook and onto your little antivax community, exactly where people like you belong."
XD
or "You have sacrificed your life privileges
Even antivax karens know its real
The first EP seemed so rational at first but when she asked the OP for their cart I audibly went "Dammnit."
Sorry, mind if i ask what does OP mean?
mostly varies but goes mostly with "Original Poster"
EP: That's not a REAL disability
Older woman: Stop
Everyone Liked that
Alek Wales liked that
Alek Wales idolizes you
I also saw that story on oz media
especially me who has autism
That older lady restored my faith in humanity.
Stop!
Karen time!
The nice old woman’s attitude makes me want to give her a huge bear hug only reading the story, just imagine how the parent felt then, wholesome ❤️
People like her prevent me from losing all faith in humanity and tbh that's just sad. :/
I agree, I want to give her a hug to!
Same here, I would buy her some lunch as a big thank you
@@ToadBradley24 same
I would get her anything she wants 😊💝
“Autism is not a real disability!!!”
Me, an autistic teen, listening to that bs: 👁👄👁
mooood
Ok
Your cured
@@deannaabeyta1855 shaking my head my head lol
Same here, that’s bs.
I would honestly be like:
Flip it, it's both assault and theft.
so, even more charges. Fair enough
Well yeah
Dude assaulted OP by pretty much attacking and ripping the bag off, and also attempted theft due to him trying to take the switch :’)
Heard in one video that touching a newspaper someone is touching can give them the right to attack in self defense, so I would also consider this both.
When you're being prosecuted by Miguel and Tulio
Yeah. I mean..It’s part of And connected to his bowls. Many people have things on or in their body to do a variety of things-
Karen: "Autism isn't even a real disability!"
Me with my severely autistic sister with extreme tantrums: 👁️👄👁️
Ist the greatest country of Them all also the biggest mental asylum of the world?
well it’s obvious u just don’t have a sister
@@evanmills7766 Bro if only that were true
Yea, I have autism running in my family. These people legitimately disgust me.
me who has autism and is just tired of hearing this over and over "vaccines cause autism" "autism isn't real" -_-
Imagine going to jail for stealing poop. That guy is pathetic
He's definitely getting laughed at in jail.
GIGGLES 🤭
@@jasondyrkacz8270 his kid is probably laughing too
id love to see how it gets introduced in court lmao
judge: you stole a bag of shit of someone?
Well, I'm sure that at one point of history people stole and wanted to steal bird poop, and many times. Guano was an valuable fertilizer at some point. Look for guano white gold.
"If this guy gets charged with theft, then he is literally a turd burglar" I lost it :-D
Did you know that turd burglar is slang for a loser , a loser , or being gay?
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Worst apology ever.
I feel like it could be both theft _and_ assault - the appliance isn't turdburglar's property and it caused injury to op when it was removed; I believe that would therefore put it under the heading of common law robbery as it was theft by force
@Thibault Derese you just said r slash slash technically the truth
5:20 my faith in humanity has raised from 0% to 10% from that nice lady's actions 😊
But why not 15%??
@@CyberXY0 why not 25%?
@@isaacpaintsemrouboanderline. why not 35%?
@@angelitacortez6294 why not 45%
@@isaacpaintsemrouboanderline. why not 55%
Okay, I've heard the line that "Everyone has ADHD" (which bugs me, because I do have ADHD, and there's a huge misconception of what it is, but that's beside the point), but I don't think I've heard anyone say "Everyone has Autism". This is a first for me. This lady has no idea what Autism actually is and it shows.
ThANK YOU FOR CORRECTING THE STATEMENT THAT EVERYONE HAS ADHD AS SOMEONE WHO HAS IT THAT IS NOT TRUE THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP FOR SOME PEOPLE
I have both my autism isn't severe though and people say it's not real ALL THE TIME I get pissed when I hear it
@@thelasttriforce7621 Dude, that’s crazy! People need to get through their mind that just because you can’t see it, doesn’t mean it’s not there.
@@snowflakeedits05 I know but I've learned that if people don't like what they know is real their parents didn't raise them right
@@thelasttriforce7621 facts
He should repeat 'turd burgler' as many times as possible in court.
Lawyer: "Objection, your honor, turd burglar isn't an actual term!"
Judge: "Was he robbing someone?"
Lawyer: "Well, yes, he's accused of it..."
Judge: "Did he end up grabbing poop?"
Lawyer: "I... Er... Supposedly."
Judge: "Then overruled as the term is an accurate descriptor."
I read it as turd burger
I will never find a more glorious pun than 'he's a literal turd burglar'
@@kamikazi6299 That sounds even funnier than turdburglar! ^_^
Noriaki Furry Assassin Kakyoin McTurd Burger
The older woman in the first story: (exists)
Humans with a brain: not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.
You are a messenger from god
The old lady on the first post is honestly a hero. Brought tears to my eyes.
I love how there is good people. It touched my heart how the elderly woman stood up against that Entitled Mother. Common sense is hidden in the shadows until help is needed as an emergency. ❤
i have an entitled parents story:
so i'm a professional DJ and music producer. one of my old friends from school wanted me to help him get in to music and i agreed to help him. me and my friend was both 19-years-old.
he would regularly come to my house on weekends so i could teach him music stuff. he never really paid much attention, he just wanted to do his own thing with my music equipment.
it became very obvious over time that he didn't really wan't my help, he just didn't wan't to spend money on his own music gear.
I continued to let him visit on weekends for a few months and eventually let him have an opening slot at one of my concerts.
this is where his entitled mum comes in to it. his EM was complaining to me that i only gave him a 30 minute slot and not an hour but i explained to EM that the time i gave him is time out of my own slot so the more time i give him the less time i would get for myself so I couldn't give him more time. EM was annoyed but excepted.
after EM saw all my music equipment at the concert she was impressed as there was thousands of pounds worth of gear which i owned.
me and EM then had a discussion a couple days after the concert. she wanted me to perform at a party she was hosting. funny thing is she didn't wan't me performing, it was her son who she wanted to perform but she just wanted access to my equipment. i told her i would do it but for a price seen as i wasn't performing, she just wanted to use my equipment.
she was annoyed at the thought of having to pay and started telling me all about her financial situation, etc, and saying things like "i'm giving you an opportunity to get more experience!" i couldn't be bothered to listen to the excuses so i just told EM that i'll do it for free but she needed to pay to hire a van because no way all that equipment would fit in her small car and i can't drive so usually hire transport for the equipment anyway. she demanded that i pay for the van and again spoke about her financial situation. this time i put my foot down and said "no, i'll help you but i'm not paying out my own pocket to help you"
EM then began to try and convince me to bring my equipment for weeks leading up to the party she was hosting. after EM realized i wasn't going to help and time was running out, she manged to some how buy thousands of pounds worth of music equipment for her son to use even after telling me all about her financial situation over and over again. this is where it gets funny.
EM started posting on social media flexing her sons equipment in a way that was clearly aimed at me. eventually i spoke up and said her son doesn't have a clue about music and buying the equipment is basically like buying him a car without a license. EM then posted a picture of a car on social media with a caption saying "my son knows exactly how to drive it!"
this started a big argument and her telling everyone that i was jealous of her son and how he is becoming better than me. (her son doesn't have a clue about music mainly because he didn't pay attention to anything i taught him and most super beginners would be better than him at music) EM when tried to wreck me on on social media by tagging all her family in posts saying i'm bullying and harassing her son for no reason which meant i was receiving angry messages from strangers every day. she also threatened to sue me at one point as well (i would of like to see how that went) i won't mention everything EM did but one of the things that stands out was her creating a fake body builder profile on Facebook to use to threaten me.
i fast cut off all contact with that whole family. it's been several months since that happened and my friend quit music because it was to hard for him to do it independently without my help.
he actually recently got back in contact to ask me for music help again and seen as he never actually did anything wrong i agreed to email him music advice occasionally but i hope i never speak to his entitled mother again.
Man sorry that happened to you entitled parents are a doozy hope your better now!
@@coolguynick i imagine i'll haven an update soon things a slowly heating up again after a couple months of entitled mum remaining calm so lets wait and see if she courses some new trouble
You should post that on Reddit... im late ain't i?
@@davidlima9778 yeah i could post it on Reddit but don't really know how to use Reddit so i'll have to figure it out.
Cool job dude
The first story is so heartwarming we need more people like that grandma in the world ☺️💖
Exactly!! My heart melted a little!
I like the second story, it shows Good friend ship
Same
Agreed we also need less people like the Entitled parent
Yes your so right about the first story
I had to have a similar surgery like 4 years ago and had a colostomy for about a year after. I felt their pain when OPs ostomy got yanked off 😱. I am also greatful this never happened to me.
That grandma deserves to go to heaven that was soooo kind
Couldn’t it be assault AND theft? He physically hurt OP in order to take the bag which he thought was a switch.
I agree. I think it can count as both.
Depends on state. Assult applies since OP was harmed. The colostomy device is considered personal medical equipment. Just how the state wants to interpret the medical device laws.
With it being a temporary procedure versus a permanent one.
Either he thought it was the switch or a gun
@@kimtinte84
If it is legally considered a part of his body, then he could still be nailed for attempting theft in addition to assault--attempting to commit a crime is in and of itself a crime.
@@OrionoftheStarthat's why I said it depends on how the state wants to interpret the medical laws.
My dad had a colostomy. From colorectal cancer. His state considered his appliance medical property as his was permanent not temporary as OPs is.
I think it's a little weird how people are talking about chocolate animas and vaccines, when two lawyers are arguing over if tearing off a shit bag is theft or assault.
Personally, I think it's both because:
A) It isn't a natural limb or other appendage, it is an object. So OP owns it as property.
B) While tearing the bag off, the male Karen (Paul or Darren, whichever you prefer) tore off the adhesive so hard that OP was in pain and started bleeding.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
When will TED come to TED Talk?
@@Glombor When he is ready.
And when he is, my child. Be prepared.
DisT0rted that is a wonderful answer, have a nice day
Also, no one's talking about how hilarious that sounds.
Lawyer 1: It's technically theft! He stole something of his!
Lawyer 2: He _ripped part of his skin off!_ That's *assault!*
At least to me, that is.
@@space_air6074
"He also put OP *and* himself at risk of contracting pinkeye!"
First story made me flip, my brother has autism and he's exactly like that except a bit more controlled because he's 15. It's difficult to have a normal day with him. We're lucky ENOUGH that nobody assaults us like that in public because of how he acts.
This is very true. A mom and her son walked into the game shop I work at just the other day and he seemed like a normal kid, albeit wearing a giant pair of headphones. It was until later when he started crying (he was like twelve or thirteen) and howling that I realized the "headphones" weren't connected to anything. They were probably medical and more designed to block out noise than anything else.
Man with how sensitive my ears are, likely due to my mild autism, such headphones sound like a blessing.
Prisoner "Hey man how did you get into jail."
ED "I stole a bag of poo."
And they all moved away from him on the Group W bench.
“HAH! POO STEALER!”
*prisoner proceeds to hide poop sock*
I was looking for this comment, and when i saw it idk why but i shit myself of laughter
Nah nah nah,
ED: "I'm the Turd Burgalar."
I'd be like
"Just give my child your Shake!"
"Ok, thats makes $10"
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Purveyor literally no one cares tho-
@@brooklynl.9139 no one asked though
Purveyor uhhh okay?
Don't sell your time short. The time you have to wait is worth more!
As someone who actually has high functioning autism, I can definitely say that it is real. I have high functioning A-typical, so it's really discreet but causes a lot of problems when it wants to. Luckily, I've never been called out for it. Infact, people are surprisingly supportive or choose not to interact with me because of it and tbh, it's such a relief. Hope everyone's doing okay! 💙
I’m going
That last story, soon as the guy used threats and intimidation it was more than theft. And as soon as he put his hands on him without permission and in a way that a reasonable person could have felt afraid for their safety, it was assault. At least where I’m from.
“If this guy gets charged with theft than he is literally a TURD BUGLER.” I laughed so hard when he said this that I started coughing uncontrollably.
Technically not a turd burglar, but a turd mugger. Too bad "turd mugger" isn't a thing.
Damn near made me choke on my drink it came out of nowhere, hah hah!!
OP: "Officer arrest this man...he literally stole my shit!"
COP: "Oh? what stuff did he take?"
OP: "No, literally, he stole my shit!!"
COP: ".......I need a vacation....."
@@nighteyeswolf I think I died laughing reading this
He's a bit of a shit thief isn't he?
Plus he had countless witnesses and CCTV footage of him in the act lmao
I absolutely hate the kid in the 2nd story. He just thinks that everything he sees or touches becomes his. Just messed up.
My little angel deserves the world
Karen, what's his name? Did you just name your child "Entitled Kid"?
@@Karen-kl7yc Angel? An angel with devil horns I bet.
@@pureink_ No his name is Jack
@@dracko158 HOW RUDE
Karen: you can't defeat me
Op: I know but she can
Old woman: *appears*
“I’m a little bit curvy but in no way am I obese either way you don’t take someone’s shake” that had me laughing.
Hearing about that Elderly lady actually gave me a huge smile,she is the proof that we can still have faith in humanity,unfortunately,seems like most kind people are elders
That is true. They were raised to become good people. Kids today are raised to become selfish a**holes.
@@juttalio1664 Don't blame the kids, blame the parents for making them think the world belongs to them, and that everyone is at their beck and call.
@@tylerjames7925 No I don't blame the kids. They are raised by their parents, aren't they? So it is up to the parents.
Kids 4 generetions ago we're raised god strikt but god some bekeme soft to thre Kid the Gott selfish and so on ist a Spiral down
Mist of ower grandchldren (thre Gen ) will all be kerrens
@@davidkirsten2368 Why are people downgrading in common sense so much? Like when the older generations get well, older, the more entitled the younger generation gets.
If it continues, the most of the world's population will all be Karens!
This grandma is the kindest soul in Earth aside from Charles, it’d seem.
Rest In Piece Charles. You will be fondly remembered by all of us.
Who is charles
@@SpaceAddresslol
The woman in the first story is an angel #kindness
The fact that he uses the same voice for every EM and ED is hysterical. Also the kid on the story with the dad and switch wasn't bad so he shouldn't have been dubbed entitled.
Posted four minutes ago and, already, a dislike.
...Looks like someone's got notifications on.
Now there are 19, why are there already 19 Karens?
@@wta1518 Maybe they're all trying to be first in line to speak with r/slash's manager.
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It makes no sense to subscribe and spite dislike.
@@xxdiamond345xx3
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Entitled woman: "She doesnt look disabled."
Me: "You dont look stupid yet everyone knows you are now."
I would say "But you don't look disabled either."
Karen: >:O HOW DARE YOU INSULT YOUR ELDERS! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR *MANAGERRRR*
😏👌
Lol this is funny
Karen fainted, that roast grew to level 13
My son is autistic and this lady showed more patience than I would have. If ANYBODY tried that crap with my son, they had better have an escape plan lined up. I can be a bit, overly protective of my son. And so can his 2 sisters and my wife. On a scale, I can go from “0” to “you better start running” in a heartbeat. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, messes with my kids. Perhaps the lady should try feeding her child more often. On a side note, my son also does the, as we call it, “flappy happy” hands (although that can also mean that something is to much for them). I know exactly what this lady is talking about. And for people that don’t know, when autistic children bang on their heads it’s a sign that they’re having sensory overload and it actually hurts their brain. So they bang on their heads to try and make that pain stop. I think, in my opinion, that the voices of karens and entitled people must set this reaction off as well. I’ve had one person before tell us that famous line of, “He doesn’t look disabled”, to which I reply, “Neither do you, but here we are”. She got all huffy and said, ”Are you calling me r****ded?” So I told her, “I REALLY don’t like that word, but if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it”? Never seen a rolly polly walk so fast in my life. Pretty sure she was crying, but nobody, I don’t care if you’re the pope, NOBODY fucks with my kids.
i guess OP in the last story can say the ED "stole his shit"
“A chocolate shake *Enema ” Jesus Christ that amazing
*enema
When i saw this comment i was praying that someone would say "don't use god name in vein"
There should be a disability license for stupid Karen's so they stfu
@@dallasguill3433 first i not a karen second i was hoping to see if there was a agreement in the comments and third i just came for the chat and the chat only
@Iliya Moradi Birgani im confused
My mom has told me this:
So when my bigger brother was about four years old, they were at the local swimming school. There was this swim teacher, and she popped a balloon, I’m guessing to teach them something, my mom wasn’t in there with the kids so she doesn’t know why, and my brother doesn’t remember. My brother is autistic and sensitive to the sound, and since he’s a little kid he started crying. Guess what this swim teacher does? She later goes up to my mom, and says:
“Can’t you raise your kid right?”
My mom was shocked, and walked away from her with my big brother. My mom later wrote an email to her, saying she can’t work with kids if she treats them like that.
contact the ada, they could fine the little bi$$$ and you could sue the pool and the idiot teacher.
The story of the authistic kid got me teary. Thank goddess OP's story had this turn. When I heard the things EM said I just... froze. My heart sank thinking how that mother should have felt. Please, PLEASE, be kind to parents in situations similar to that, folks. I don't have kids, I can't even begin to measure what's like to be in their place, bu being childless is enough pain in the cheecks to guess that's pretty rough!
Watching some old r/slash. I have a daughter with a disability. She has a trach and at night she sleeps with a ventilator. When she was younger though she needed the vent 24/7 which meant taking all of her equipment with us everywhere. I have met my share of rude people, people peaking in handicap spots and other stuff but for each rude person we also meet some amazingly nice people who go out of our way to be nice (like the grandma). I remember one time I was at the doctors with my daughter and since my husband is military we then went to the pharmacy which is in the same hospital. There is a kiosk where you scan your id then push a button to get a number. The options are active duty in uniform, called in refill, handicap/disabled and all others. Then based on option the numbers are called according to priority. I am standing there getting a ticket and my daughters nurse had pushed her like 3ft away to wait. This elderly gentleman behind me says “don’t lie you are not disabled”. I said “o I am sorry I guess you didn’t notice my daughter right there, the meds are for her”. He says doesn’t matter, it’s only for adult disabled. Before my brain could formulate his thought process for this his wife said stop being bitchy Herman to this nice lady. She can most certainly use the disabled number and in fact you should to because you don’t have long to live. He was like what are you going on about. To which she reply’s I am going to kill you if you don’t get your shit together. I was just so shocked and trying not to laugh!!! Oh to be that woman when I grow up!!
The mother using the cart for her disabled child does not owe that woman explanation in any way, I feel bad for how horrible they were treated ):
Edit: but I’m so happy for that amazing woman who stepped in !!
If the guy in the last story is convicted of theft he literally stole op’s shit
Yep! A crappy story indeed!!
Tarathathe77wookiee I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened in Detroit
Can't have a shit in Detroit
@@mercenarychef9465 literally
Op lost his shit lol
karen: Im going to call the cops!
Ad: Lets take one deep breath, together.
Me: 😂 👍🏽
That old nice lady is not the hero we deserved or asked for, but the hero we needed
Karen: “Autism isn’t a real disability.”
Me: according to you, you’ve been vaccinated.
Of course Karen has to know, every kid nowadays has autism. We shouldn't blaime her for her believe. Since every kid is vaccinated and vaccination causes autism, every kid has autism. It is so logical.
On topic: I just realized, that Bill Gates wants to develop Corona vaccination to cure autism. We know, vaccination creates autism, but Bill Gates vaccination implants a mind control chip into the patient. So with this chip he can mind control his autist vicims to act, as if they didn't have autism. Genius!
(...and for those who could not understand sarcasm, non of that written above was to be taken seriously)
@@prinegonbevaris1788 Thanks for adding that caveat to your response. I was about to post something mean!
@@prinegonbevaris1788 And they said hypno technology is bad. CHECKMATE
@@prinegonbevaris1788 And they said hypno technology is bad. CHECKMATE
When you try to take switch, but it’s been switched for shit:
“Well shit.”
"Shitty Switch"
Well, ur not wrong
@@ChibiHoshiDragon literally. These 2 words define the switch and the poop. The poop could’ve been switch shaped but it may have become [word idk what word]. And the switch was switched for the shit
@@muma6962 I'm a PS/Sony gal so Nintendo and XBox are "shitty" in comparison to me so, to me, a switch is "shitty" aka a "Shitty Switch".
And since this was literally a person making a switch of an item (and Switch) for a bag of poop. A not great item being traded for an even worse item (poop) it is a shitty trade/exchange. Not a good exchange/trade/switch aka shitty switch., I just had to jump on the word play.
So it means THREE things
A bad exchange/trade/switch
The switch/trade/exchange was FOR actual, physical Shit
and the gaming platform is not that good
@@ChibiHoshiDragon "Nintendo and XBox are "shitty" in comparison to me"
so, your part of the console war?
I am the mother of an autistic son. He is 23 chronologically but will always and forever be about 10. He goes non-verbal and not only has autism but also anxiety disorder, ocpd, and has had six spinal surgeries. Needless to say he needs a lot of medical intervention and a lot of extra attention.
I find the terminology that the so-called autistic mother used is absolutely disgusting. I can't believe she referred to her daughter as a royal pain and that she doesn't take her out in public because it's too uncomfortable for the mother. How does she ever expect her child to be able to function and deal with things? That child is not going to learn anything it is going to continue to have meltdowns and continue to be a quote pain" if she keeps her hidden. Is she ashamed of that poor child? Is she lazy? I'm sorry but as an autistic parent and a parent of a child with severe spinal and leg problems I find it absolutely revolting that she thinks keeping her child hidden away is okay!
while on the subject of disabilities i actually have ADHD, Autism and PTSD (from all the harrasment and bullying i suffered in elementary school). and the best way to describe myself is that i'm impulsive, i easily dose off when talking about stuff i'm not interested in while i can read and listen endlessly to stuff i'm interested in to name a few. i get so pissed off when people say that Autism and ADHD isn't a real dissability.
if you can't see the disability it isn't a real disability am I right (sorry for what happened to you on a more serious note)
Oh my god he’s 30 playing a switch my dad is 50 he plays a switch he just got it to
Never too old for nintendo and no such thing as a console too old for example I have AN SNES
Why is this the top comment with 2 likes
My dads like 43 and loves the switch because he can play games like street fighter and stuff from his childhood
Well I'm guessing you got a pretty good switch. Mine was (no offense to Nintendo fans) pretty crappy. Many others had the same problem as me but I didn't know about it. The right control stick has this "drift" on it. The stick won't move, but the character you control does. Does this happen to and of you guys with switches? Do you have any solutions?
@@adrianrivera6045 Either the JoyCon itself or the docking port on the switch needs replacing. If it's still under warranty then Nintendo should replace the switch for you :)
I hope this helps!
My younger cousin has autism and is relatively well behaved, but when shopping he needs a Caroline Cart because he will run around the store grabbing things from shelves or other carts and adding them to his. We had a similar situation. He’s tall, and can’t talk. This woman said “He’s probably just a little brat who is acting like that for attention. When my aunt told her to leave them alone I saw one off my friends looking at me, embarrassed AF. I then realized that was her mom. I really feel bad for her-
OP should've said that EM's personality could be categorized as a disability.
That Old Woman's A Madlad 👏👏👏
“Autism is not a real disability” That PISSES ME OFF on an unbelievable level, because I myself have autism.
Edit for whose wondering: I have high functioning autism, but it is VERY noticeable when in public spaces.
I have a little brother with severe Austim. I feel just as angry at people who have such ignorant mindsets.
me as well
Hope you're ok
You know with all the stigmas related to autism
It's called autism spectrum disorder for a reason. It's effects each individual differently. Some, like myself, you might think are weird but even with experience dealing with individuals with autism you would have a hard time saying for sure. Other individuals are going to need life long care givers to look after their well being. And everything in between. Individuals like myself are the lucky ones.
Peeps are talking about how early they are, but let’s appreciate that Rslash uploads everyday.
I listen to him every day when I wake up.
I’m 11 hours late
@diva dava lol bot
@axel leonheart when you consider the time it takes to search for stories he thinks people want to hear, add in the editing and formatting processes, and then the upload time depending on his internet speed which varies by location and company he uses , it's a lot more than just an easy upload. Anything worthwhile takes time.
@@somerando6243 dang bruh I'm 2 years late 😅
God bless that old woman from the first story. What that entitled mother did is inexcusable
I love it when entitled people get entitled towards me... They either get put in their place, or end up with a broken face... Depending on my mood
Nobody:
Literally none:
Me, upon hearing "turd burglar": rSlash has been waiting his whole life to make a statement like that, hasn't he? (giggling)
none
d d d d d d d d d d d TRUD MAN!!!!!
Karen: everyone has autism.
Me: did you just insult 7.6 billion people?
Juthom74 including yourself?
twisted pikachu basically
I dont know if i have autism
But rarely I go crazy and very unsettled.
2040: did u just insult 14 billion people?
Why do you think having autism is an insult?
My mom had a colostomy bag from colon cancer as well, and once in a grocery store, was accused of stealing by the customer behind us, at the register. He called her all kinds of insults, loudly. Mom waited until the manager came (who knew us, this was 'our' store) and then exchanged a look, all of us letting the man go on about what a lowlife theif my mom was. When he was done, mom lifted her top a bit and smiled "sorry, my shit is not for sale!"
The manager bursted out laughing, and the man abandoned his cart and couldn't get out of there fast enough.
R.I.P. mom, and thanks for still making me laugh.
I get pissed when people say autism is a result of something.
My little brother is autistic, not in any severe way but it affects our whole family’s life. So I’d say it’s a little more than like the middle ground? Anyway, I get told that’s not a real disability and that it’s fine. But he can’t interact well in any crowded or socially pushy environment so he get in trouble a lot.
One time this kid faked having autism and expected to get treated like a prince for it. I kicked him out, don’t shit on my family 🙃🙃🙃
(Edit) I know that this kid wasn’t disabled bc his mom said that she had to be rough with him because he acted up. The dad was a gambling addict so she filed for divorce but had rough financial struggles. I’m not a real adult yet, so I can’t sympathize very well but I felt bad for the mom and kid. But that still doesn’t give him the right to shit on my little brother.
This is just Annoying people like this actually exist in the real world
Read r/insane parents if you really wanna see something annoying
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Terrible apology, get bent.
@@inatiuskenziewistaraliyono7155 you need to give these ppl a bad time
Karen: "Autism isn't a real disability."
Me, with autism: *starts explaining what autism is*
Karen: "I know what it is, I don't need it explained to me!"
Me: "Then you would know that some forms are very severe, and needed to be handled specific ways?"
Karen: "It's still not a disability!"
Me: *breathing in*
_You have five seconds to leave my personal space or else I will get you escorted out of the store. Unless, that is, you want to stop being ignorant, and actually learn something today._
Karen: tHaT'S A ThReAt, Do YoU WaNt tO Be rEmOvEd fRoM ThE StOrE?
Me: *starts walking off*
Karen: Hey, you listen to me! Get back here! *throws object at me*
Me: *object impacts me, turns around*
Ma'am. Leave my area, for your own safety.
Karen: I do what I want!
Me: Ok then. *grabs phone, dials 911*
Karen: *running over* GiVe mE ThAt pHoNe!
Me: *puts her on the ground*
This is what you get for bullying a disabled kid, Karen.
You just described what I would do word for word
@@kevinpark1 i just can't stand karens, flat earthers, government conspiracists, the like. They disgust me with their lack of intelligence and their inexcusable ignorance.
@Olivia Hernandez I actually do have autism but I am very very low on the Spectrum but I do know what it's like
And this is why I carry a belt with me
Mayyyyyybe some pepah spray since that STINGS like hell
@@kevinpark1 same
Prosecutor's office: "Is it assault or attempted robbery?"
Me, a smartass: "Yes."
Ostomy bags are hell, my sympathy to OP for that and best wishes in fighting cancer.
EP:Autism isn't real
Me who actually has autism + tourretes: Mann that is BS
I have an autism brother that can't talk so yeah... I be horribly piss off if someone says that
I honestly don't know if I have aspergers or autism...
but I respect those that do.
It's real all right... and people are making a gigantic deal out of it in a negative light.
The way I see it? The brain is wired differently. It's not a bad thing, it's like... oh how do I put this properly...?
Ah. It's like working with a computer. Sometimes you have to switch parts out and around to get it to function in a specific way.
I believe these types of people, the Aspergers [I don't think I wanna use 'aspies' because it sounds offensive] and Autistic, are simply 'wired' to perform specific things. I have heard stories about the amazing things autistic folks can do that most people can't.
Hell, I'm willing to put money down that the next groundbreaking scientific discovery will be made by an autistic person.
Yes they may have physical disabilities here and there as well as some mentral detriments... But the best thing we can do is try to help raise them up. Help them learn to stand on their own and be a shining star in the dark sky.
These idiots who claim that autism isn't real? Tch. I say we round them up and plant them on an isolated island of pure dung. I'm sure they'd be right at home given they're so full of it.
My bf is autistic although nowhere near as severe as the little girls in the story. He says it annoys him a lot when people think that autism isn’t real.
i would love to hangout with you i have autism myself
Even I'm disgusted by that lady.
I remember when my brother and I were younger my brother has autism it doesn’t effect him much but one of the big things is mood swings my mom had to go to the store and no one was home to watch my brother and I, I was completely fine but my brother screamed the whole drive there when we got in the store he was refusing to walk my brother was about 6 but he was weirdly tall so we got one of those carts like the mom in one of these stories that my brother and I can sit in because my brother has a mental disorder and there was room for me to sit so I did
This women comes up to my mom and was like umm your kids look like they are perfectly able to walk
Again my brother was autistic and technically disabled sooooo we were doing nothing wrong
My mom explained that to her
Then the psycho turned her attention to me saying WELL SHES FINE ISN’T SHE SHE ISN’T BROKEN
The second she called my brother broken it was on my mom lost it
I started crying because I’m a sensitive kid my brother didn’t really understand but he was asking me what was wrong
The lady ended up getting a one month ban from that store for harassing us
My brother takes medication for is mood swings so he dosent usually get them but sometimes we run into these situations because my brother dosent look autistic I mean is there a specific look for autistic people
Welp I just felt like sharing this story
I honestly like it how you shared your story even though it was really long so i appreciate this comment
That older lady is an absolute gem, we need more people just like her and wayyy less karens
16:28
Its assault and theft at the same time, bc when he ripped it op said that is ripped a little bit of his skin off and theft bc its still technically his property.
Prison Guy: Hey, girl. What are YOU in for?
Entitled Parent: I was threaten for my life just because I told my son i'd get him a shake, but ooo nooo some random girl stole my son's chocolate shake and made a big fuss about it.
Prison Guy: OFICCER! I WANT TO CHANGE CELLS!
Lmao
I just imagine prison guy grabbing the bars yelling with tears running down his face "I'LL BE GOOD, PLEASE!"
"Autism isn't a real disability"
Me who has an autistic older brother and nephew
Me who has Autism
Me having an autism friend: "Load shotgun with malicious intent"
Yeah, I have an autistic uncle and this makes me want to choke this Karen
My half brother has autism
Me with an autistic older sister who hates social interaction
And an autistic older brother (his isnt that severe)
Would love to hear the jail cell stories between the last dad and inmates.
Inmate: What are you in for?
Dad: I stole some shit from someone.
5:15 I'm glad there are still nice people in the world
"She doesn't look dusabled." _Lady._ As someone who handles a service dog and has an "invisible" disability, this just... ugh. Why can't peopke get taught this stuff in school???
Some schools do, but some A-holes don't care.
@@tylerjames7925 Really? No school I went to did.
@@VenomQuill Or they at least teach you some common sense that it IS a real thing.
My school ddint teach kids about having autism until me and my sister where diagnosed and they only did it for my sisters class because of her extreme crying meltdowns where as I would run off and hide under a desk so they didnt bother telling my class. When I told my friends I had autism they where surprised and when I was 18 in 2019 I brought my sister to the after prom with me to kings island because she knows how to read a map and I dont ehen my friends boyfriend asked why I brought my sister I told him and he said "What are you autistic or something?" So I replied with "Um yes, me and my sister are both autistic shes higher ability while I'm in average classes and have trouble understanding certain things." Him "oh I'm so sorry I had no idea." Me ._.
The Woman that helped the guy and the little girl at the beginning made me cry..
she is soo nice i wish i could actually hug her she is a saint
the elderly woman at the end of the story was so wholesome
i have a brother with Austism (dont konw what kind) and i think people like him deserve respect.
The first story reminds me of my mum. My brother has autism and she would freak if someone told her it wasnt real
"Autism isin't a real disability"
Hahaha
Her braincelss go brrrrrr
Adolf Hipster ha ha buzzsaws also go brrr
rumor has it dat when a karen says vaccines cause autism, she loses all of her brain cells
A side note on the story in Germany: This mother isn‘t just entitled, she breaks the law. Child support in Germany is paid by the state (per child, btw) bound to, well, support children. It is intended to be spent on the expenses you have because of the child. If the child lives at home, this includes food, school stuff, clothing, hygiene products, stuff like that. Of course, it doesn‘t cover the costs, but it is a relief. It is even upped for the 3rd and further children. It is paid until a certain age or another restriction is met (like, if you start your apprenticeship at age 15, after 9 years, you will have your job degree at 18 and earn your own money. Child support ends. If you go to uni after school, child support comes in until 25 years max, iirc).
So, if the kid doesn‘t live at home anymore, you don’t have any expenses for the child. Therefore, you have to give the money to your child, as it is supposed to cover parts of their living costs. Usually, you inform the Jugendamt (equivalent to youth welfare service), and the money is paid directly to the child. OP could sue his mother for embezzlement, because OP is entitled to the whole sum. Any argument of „I raised you, so you owe me“ is invalid, as she received her portion of child support while he lived with her.
7:17 *shows intense mental and physical pain looking at this image*
Karen’s: For compensation for something you didn’t do you owe me your switch
Me: No
Karen’s: Are you assaulting me with your words?!?
Karen: Pokemon go is illegal
Tries to steal phone
Op: isn't that illegal too?
Hi
@@pritambiswas1796 forgot to switch accounts?
Pritam Biswas
Karen: You're an adult, why do you play video games?
I'm honestly surprised no OP has ever responded with "Do you know how many people make a living off of playing video games? So why does your kid need it?"
When he said that he ripped of some of his skin I gasped and Imagined how painful that must felt.
I work with special needs. One of my nanny kids is VERY obviously disabled. He likes to make noises a lot and he can be very loud. I can’t tell you how many times people have asked me to “shut him up or leave” it’s disgusting!! But i also can’t tell you how many times people come up to us and play with him and are nice to him and let us cut in line or give me free stuff for taking care of him. I cried when that autism story came up. Because it’s so horrible but so beautiful at the end.
I love when you say “not all disabilities are visible” it makes me so happy I want to cry. Someone with your influence saying that is so important to the disabled community
Imagine being the dad just standing there thinking
"uhhhh since when did they make it so when you steal a switch it turn into poo?"
The ultimate theft prevention device!
@@WolfyFancyLads they should add that feature to my poop my toilet keeps eating it
The part where the colostomy bag plopped out and exploded sending all the excrement flying with a plooch plaach sound and getting spread all over the entitled dad really had me laughing a lot.
Hey, so about that last story...
TECHNICALLY... he did both. When he grabbed and ripped the ostomy bag it was theft of the medical device for someone that... by law... is considered to have a disability. When he yanked it off and tore the skin, it became assault. So he did both.
My colon was failing for over two years, being told I was faking it and being over dramatic before I found a doctor who realized being 85ibs unintentionally was no joke and had to perform emergency surgery to save my life. Stuff like that is no joke, and the bags fill up fast with both waste and gas. Not to mention that sometimes the waste can spill onto the skin if it’s not sealed right and eat away at the layers which cause red irritated skin that make it painful to twist or move.
Not just that, buuuut since his intent was to steal something else... I mean... he tried to steal something that wasn’t his, put his hands on someone BY LAW is considered disabled, verbally assaulted them, physically assaulted them, and took a medical device from someone who needed it. All in front of a child... they need to tack on as many charges to get it through this guys head that not only what he did wasn’t okay, but his attempt to take someone’s stuff wasn’t okay either. With some people that’s the only way they learn... they could have caused that person some severe pain, and that’s never okay.
What is up with entitled people and being awful to disabled people!
Because its easy for them
They hate seeing other people get special treatment even when those people need it
Angel_Alone19 they are easy targets for them
It's not fair that my little angel doesn't get a wheelchair when other children do my angel gets tired and people on wheelchairs are so rude that they don't stand up and let my angel sit down
Karen I wish you were a real Karen lol that would be so funny
13:49 i can just imagine this
"Sir is that a gun"
"No its just my poop"
I'm someone with high-functioning autism with other mental disabilities.
Sometimes mine does show, other times it doesn't. It took years before someone finally diagnosed me with autism. From age 4-13, doctors couldn't figure out what I had, so they put me on meds for a number of different things.
It pisses me off whenever someone doesn't acknowledge that autism is a real disability and that there's different levels of it on the spectrum.
God bless that old woman for stepping in. We need more people like her.
Inmate: What brings you here?
ED: it's a crappy story. I just want to forget it.
Dude, if he rips your skin off, it’s assault while attempting a theft. Double whammy.
Karen: Autism is not a real disabillity.
Also karens: I wOnT vAcCiNaTe My CHiLd It GiVeS aUtIsM.
No, they didn’t say it wasn’t real, they said it wasn’t a real _disability_ . And that’s because *everyone* has it, probably from the vaccines.
@ella I’m repeating what that idiot said.
That older lady is the definition of Grandmother
I also had a reversable colostomy after an emergency surgery and it was no fun.
I did apartment maintenance at the time and it severely restricted my movements.
No one thought that I was smuggling anything but fellow church members wondered why I didn't hug them in my usual fashion.
And it did nothing to add to my sex life.
Luckily I never had an entitled and thieving father attempt to steal it. That adhesive is STRONG!