Opie & Anthony: Steve Quotes (Extended version)

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  • January 11, 2010 - • Opie & Anthony: Steve ...
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  • @shfgafdksljfgna
    @shfgafdksljfgna Před 3 lety +44

    "Don't cry because it's over, smile because he came" - Steve C

  • @iamthegreatest2006
    @iamthegreatest2006 Před 12 lety +53

    "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll have another piece of cake."
    Had me rolling.

  • @Alufear
    @Alufear Před 13 lety +82

    "I came, I saw, I swallowed." - Julius Carlisi

  • @causerDAguv
    @causerDAguv Před 9 lety +71

    "Give me liberty or give me Mondays off." LOL !!!!

  • @SuperSHABADOO
    @SuperSHABADOO Před 10 lety +57

    RIP Steve C

  • @denmac19
    @denmac19 Před 7 lety +58

    I like how Opie waited for Ant and Jim's reactions to the calls before he decided it was ok to laugh.

    • @Serote_Kaiba
      @Serote_Kaiba Před 4 lety +8

      He is so fucken awful. He doesn't think any of it is funny. Hes friken terrible.

    • @mattb8943
      @mattb8943 Před 3 lety +5

      Also as soon as they started he was desperately asking if the instant feedback was working so he could participate. Because naturally he's too fucking stupid to think of any himself.

    • @bobobandy9382
      @bobobandy9382 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Is he a hack or something?

  • @paintbasstard
    @paintbasstard Před 8 lety +43

    This clip will never not be funny.

    • @skuterixas91
      @skuterixas91 Před 5 lety +2

      this clip defines how funny men are

    • @MeenBean
      @MeenBean Před rokem

      I’ve listened to this probably 20 times and I laugh until my face is red every time. The callers were on fire

  • @ericcook2423
    @ericcook2423 Před 8 lety +58

    Miss this dude so much(also this team together). Rest in peace you burly bear.

    • @hdjablomi4687
      @hdjablomi4687 Před 3 lety

      I think the show definitely had something to do with his suicide. They were kidding but at the same time put a duechbag tag on him that he was stupid lazy incompitant. I think that was bought into by listeners. No one likes to be thought of a stupid bafoon.

    • @marquitos6763
      @marquitos6763 Před 2 lety

      @@hdjablomi4687 they treated erock the same way and he didn’t off him self. I think Steve had some more deep personal issues.

    • @nortonman5238
      @nortonman5238 Před rokem +1

      @@marquitos6763 absolutely this. To think that the boys pushed him to kill himself is a bit ridiculous. Sure it may have had some weight, but doesn't everything when you're thinking that way??
      He was just deeply saddened, hurt, burdened. Poor lil feller.

    • @simsum1argh882
      @simsum1argh882 Před rokem

      Yesssssss We all Miss You Mr. Carr

    • @darrenholmes4213
      @darrenholmes4213 Před 5 měsíci

      @@hdjablomi4687like yourself? You cannot spell at all.

  • @TheHuskyJesus
    @TheHuskyJesus Před 12 lety +29

    "I came to New York with two bad wrists, and the dream to be a lazy producer"

  • @lucasgidman9145
    @lucasgidman9145 Před 8 lety +24

    RIP Steve

  • @ryanward3871
    @ryanward3871 Před 4 lety +10

    "A house divided against itself is one I sat down in"

  • @user-og6hl6lv7p
    @user-og6hl6lv7p Před 7 lety +20

    "We shall blow them on the beaches, we shall blow the on the landing grounds!"

  • @mofomartianp
    @mofomartianp Před 11 lety +19

    "We hold these truths to be self evident, that all supersize menus must be eaten."

  • @wherethetreeslive
    @wherethetreeslive Před 12 lety +15

    Wow...I remember when this first came on, I was at work howling. Tears streaming, everyone thought I was crazy.

  • @theswimwalkkid3370
    @theswimwalkkid3370 Před 4 lety +15

    Opie talking about Churchhill: “He didn’t have a writer.” Literally TEN Seconds later: “Some shmuck wrote that shit, they all had writers.” MAKE UP YOUR MIND

  • @imperfectlygreat9530
    @imperfectlygreat9530 Před 2 lety +7

    Opie "They didn't have no writer"
    Opie 5 seconds later " They all have writers"

  • @sirLEVITSKY
    @sirLEVITSKY Před 13 lety +10

    "We have nothing to fear, but fruits and vegetables"

  • @TheFrancoMcNeil
    @TheFrancoMcNeil Před 11 lety +11

    "Mr Gorbachev, tear down my fridge door"

  • @jadedmastermind
    @jadedmastermind Před 11 lety +12

    "Abandon hoagies, ye who enter here!"

  • @orly444
    @orly444 Před 13 lety +10

    I miss Steve. :(

  • @sonofbarnsey
    @sonofbarnsey Před 3 lety +5

    8:37 "Yes! I could not have sex with that woman!" - Steve C(linton)

  • @bsklasika
    @bsklasika Před 11 lety +8

    lot of Steve C's were calling that day..

  • @iSOBigD
    @iSOBigD Před 13 lety +13

    Steve from the Moon was funny.

  • @Redbob86
    @Redbob86 Před 12 lety +17

    "The rear-ends justify the means."

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate Před 7 lety +36

    this really shows opies weakness, Jim and ant are riffing and having fun, but the instant feedback isn't working, so no lines for him to throw out. steer the ship sure, but God damn is he boring

    • @martinlatour9311
      @martinlatour9311 Před 3 lety +3

      steering the ship = HOLD ON LETS GO TO THE PHONE MIKE IN CAROLINA, MIKE?

  • @rhyslings
    @rhyslings Před 10 lety +15

    I would have called in as General Steve C Patton. "when you reach into your best friends pants and pull out a pile of goo..."

  • @sipoway
    @sipoway Před 9 lety +7

    Like beating a dead Hippopotamus...Yesssss

  • @thescoutabout
    @thescoutabout Před 7 lety +7

    One burger by land two if by sea!

  • @Barkbatosu
    @Barkbatosu Před 4 lety +7

    I have no context for Steve Voice - but it’s objectively hilarious

  • @autobot69000
    @autobot69000 Před 11 lety +7

    "Mr Gorbachev! Tear down this sphincter!!"

  • @jonathonthomits1322
    @jonathonthomits1322 Před 2 lety +3

    "The British are coming... inside of meeeee"

  • @evansgate
    @evansgate Před rokem +2

    If Steve had stayed with the show through the end there’d be so many more legendary bits, thanks Opie

  • @KristorpherWright
    @KristorpherWright Před 13 lety +4

    Nothing like waking up to hear steve quotes in the morning, nearly woke up everyone in my house.

  • @docnotL
    @docnotL Před rokem +13

    I've listened to this countless times and it wasn't until recently I heard the Gregshells here.
    At 2:39 after fake laughing you can hear Opie mutter in an annoyed tone "alright"
    At 2:55 Opie says "I'll laugh at that one" almost meaning like 'I hate you guys but I'll acknowledge the line was good'
    At 3:27 after Ant's line "You just gave up on that one I think" He is critiquing the joke quality of Jim and Ant but has to take phone calls because he can't come up with a single line himself.
    As usual he was probably annoyed at Jim and Ant having fun and riffing together.

    • @bobobandy9382
      @bobobandy9382 Před rokem +2

      He's already annoyed at 2:05 and tries to cut the funny off immediately by going to a phone call. One of the biggest jackasses ever.
      Also:
      7:25 "Everyone is Steve C for this bit. How hard is this?"
      13:53 "Uhhh, we have Chip on the line."
      Dunce.

    • @anon86
      @anon86 Před rokem

      He also introduces chip as chip even tho he introduced everybody else as Steve

    • @anon86
      @anon86 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@bobobandy9382he's pissed from 1:22 since chip chimed in. I believe this was bit was doomed since then

    • @conradsz
      @conradsz Před 10 měsíci

      Stryker!

    • @spyman3000
      @spyman3000 Před 10 měsíci

      @@anon86 the bit was fine after that fym

  • @TheTrueRman
    @TheTrueRman Před 9 lety +12

    Tis better to do no work and be thought a fool, than do work and remove all laziness.

  • @NickC979
    @NickC979 Před 9 lety +9

    I regret I have but one glory hole to give for my country.

  • @DangerMenace
    @DangerMenace Před 9 lety +11

    Is anyone else freaked out that Steve is fucking dead now?

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 Před 3 lety +2

    there is nothing to fear but airplane seats

  • @MathewOeschger
    @MathewOeschger Před 6 lety +4

    3:47 had me howling

  • @sca8217
    @sca8217 Před rokem +1

    You can hear early on that Opie wasn't on board with this bit, wanting to put callers on. The way he mumbled 'All right' when Jim made the "I will have cake" quote, yelled 'Striker!' in the midst of the two guys riffing and then said " All right I'll laugh to that".

  • @Scrimparmy
    @Scrimparmy Před 3 lety +3

    And that’s how you executive produce!

  • @GreenHornet553
    @GreenHornet553 Před 3 lety +2

    "We'll avoid doing any work for the show and the other things. Not because they are hard, but because I'm lazy."

  • @rrrrramone
    @rrrrramone Před 8 lety +2

    My favorite clip ever!

  • @TaRAAASHBAGS
    @TaRAAASHBAGS Před 7 lety +6

    Read my lips: no nude lasses

  • @SighTology
    @SighTology Před 2 lety +8

    Opie’s value is based on how good callers are. They almost always suck.

  • @Our_Sole_Pusch
    @Our_Sole_Pusch Před 2 lety +2

    "This is a gay, that will live inside of me".

  • @tenorandrewowens
    @tenorandrewowens Před 5 lety +1

    it’s a slow roller to Steve C.. he’s behind his bag!!!

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 Před 3 lety +2

    keep your friends close, but your boyfriends closer

  • @LifeofLiLi69
    @LifeofLiLi69 Před 3 lety +1

    I am Become Steve. The Producer of Shows

  • @derekgleeson1353
    @derekgleeson1353 Před 2 měsíci

    Opie casts a pall over proceedings immediately

  • @TaRAAASHBAGS
    @TaRAAASHBAGS Před 8 lety +5

    The young buck stops here!

  • @lintbag
    @lintbag Před 4 měsíci

    Opie: "He didn't have no writer!"
    *10 seconds later*
    "I think they always had writers."

  • @jeremybrocknblue5593
    @jeremybrocknblue5593 Před 3 lety +1

    “Today, i consider myself the laziest man on the face of the Earth”
    Steve C

  • @MrMackyle
    @MrMackyle Před 12 lety +2

    i cant believe that chip was around this long ago!

  • @sixstringer98
    @sixstringer98 Před 5 lety +2

    Today, I consider myself the laziest man on the face of the earth

  • @jadedmastermind
    @jadedmastermind Před 11 lety +6

    "Ask not what your car can do for you. It can only drive 100 feet." Linger longer

  • @anon86
    @anon86 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Standing in a bucket what are you like spackle?

  • @pogothepurple3826
    @pogothepurple3826 Před rokem +1

    I gotta say, even tho I know it's not that funny, I almost died laughing at "Glory Glory Hole-elujah!"

  • @maxxdoutt3585
    @maxxdoutt3585 Před 9 lety +3

    5:05 XD
    11:58 XD XD XD
    "Don't shoot until you see the whites of my teeth!"
    "And those cocks - of the hosts, by the hosts, and for me - shall not perish from my mouth."

  • @VVD
    @VVD Před 11 lety +11

    "Don't fire until you see their white on your thighs"

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 Před 8 lety +3

    "Never before has one producer done so little for so many segments." "Mr. Ramon, tongue down these balls!!" "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll kill ten-thousand hookers in promos."

  • @Jin2124
    @Jin2124 Před 7 lety +18

    Christ, you can hear how uncomfortable unfunny Opie gets as the two funny ones in the room start feeding off each other and start throwing out funny lines...he's only comfortable when he finally gets calls coming in

    • @barahng
      @barahng Před 6 lety +8

      Redbeard Gaming He doesnt know any of the quotes theyre referencing either

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 Před 3 lety

    I have not yet begun to diet

  • @creepycraig73
    @creepycraig73 Před 12 lety +2

    Ich bin ein Bear-linner. Grrr.

  • @realSpook
    @realSpook Před 3 lety +2

    Yeeess Hellooow

    • @anon86
      @anon86 Před rokem

      Yessssssssssth

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 Před 3 lety +1

    go ahead...make my sandwich

  • @The495marauder
    @The495marauder Před 2 lety +1

    “I’m paying for this Glory hole” Steve Reagan

  • @borisrivera24
    @borisrivera24 Před 3 lety

    “The British are coming” 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @MasterMecha
    @MasterMecha Před 13 lety

    @HardcoreHogan97 That has always been my favorite line ever.

  • @bearllubub
    @bearllubub Před 12 lety +2

    he is not dead you dopes.. I have him on the phone. He's in Australia. This truly fucking sucks. This isn't supposed to happen to us

  • @LMLR187
    @LMLR187 Před 13 lety +1

    i'm surprised not many bear references were made

  • @onionhat745
    @onionhat745 Před 4 lety

    Poor papa bear.

  • @EricTheAcktor
    @EricTheAcktor Před 11 lety +5

    It's funny how lil' Jimmy always seems to always go for Steve C gay jokes, while O&A focus primarily on his laziness and inabilities as a producer.

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 Před 2 lety

      That's all Jimmy can do is cock, ass, and cum jokes.

  • @rrrrramone
    @rrrrramone Před 6 lety +12

    Did Opie give us anything? Not one quote or funny line

    • @user-hk7hz9cn7v
      @user-hk7hz9cn7v Před 3 lety +3

      Nope just useless callers because that’s all Opie could contribute

    • @martinlatour9311
      @martinlatour9311 Před 3 lety

      I think the only time he genuinely made me laugh was when he hung up on kristen bell

    • @ArkonBlade
      @ArkonBlade Před 3 lety +1

      Opie doesnt provide any thing that has to do with humor.
      He goes to the phones and kills bits
      Thats it

  • @E101ification
    @E101ification Před 8 lety +4

    Ask not what your country can do for you, but what your country can do for me...

  • @MonteroOnBoxing
    @MonteroOnBoxing Před 2 lety

    @4:09 LOL

  • @colivas8414
    @colivas8414 Před 2 měsíci

    13:55, tss tss

  • @hakushi81
    @hakushi81 Před 12 lety +1

    linger longerrrrrr

  • @scottkimmel8159
    @scottkimmel8159 Před rokem

    Give me liberty or give me..... I dont know which was funnier, the whole thing Lil Jimmy said or Anthony laughing

  • @andrewptob
    @andrewptob Před 12 lety

    That and the fact that he was a raging alcoholic...

  • @Demendred
    @Demendred Před 13 lety +1

    Steve wearing normal clothesessss?!
    What the shit is that?

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian Před 7 lety +1

      Demendred he must have stopped shopping at Lane Bryant, LONGERRRRTTT longerrrrrr

  • @MrJohnybirchall
    @MrJohnybirchall Před 8 lety +4

    opie should change his name to Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
    " peter you added nothing"

  • @RaidenTheAlmighty
    @RaidenTheAlmighty Před 12 lety

    What isn't really remembered about Churchill was that he was a terrible stutterer. To overcome this, he would prewrite these famous lines, and practice them endlessly.

  • @GrandPopPoplock
    @GrandPopPoplock Před 13 lety

    13:58
    ...Fucking Chip.

  • @bennyhath1789
    @bennyhath1789 Před 3 měsíci

    YESSS FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON COOOREEY FROM AUSTRALIA

  • @Andros1921
    @Andros1921 Před 12 lety +2

    "The Carlisi does exist and he is a lard-ass."

  • @Roughneck8
    @Roughneck8 Před 13 lety +1

    Steve needs to clean out...eh err I mean step out of his closet.

  • @jabberman3000
    @jabberman3000 Před 3 lety +1

    Weird that the most prosperous years in the US they had a much higher tax rate, the exact opposite of the Churchill quote

    • @BusterCherry1
      @BusterCherry1 Před rokem

      No one paid anywhere even near the top rate. The main reason was the US had virtually no economic competition considering Europe had to rebuild from the ground up, as did Japan, and China was not a major competitor until Mao's rule ended.

    • @jabberman3000
      @jabberman3000 Před rokem

      @@BusterCherry1 and no one does now that has money anyways even though it's a lower rate.

  • @Ironclad17
    @Ironclad17 Před 12 lety +2

    Hey! Cool AIDS!

  • @CrackerJack06
    @CrackerJack06 Před 12 lety

    Sam and Danny yeah, but not Dr.Gay

  • @JRPennyPacker
    @JRPennyPacker Před 2 lety

    A lot of Jimmy’s lines were awful and very one trick pony. Not at his best this time.

    • @MrTwon1610
      @MrTwon1610 Před rokem +2

      ALL of Nortons jokes are awful and one trick.
      I don't see how people don't see it

    • @JRPennyPacker
      @JRPennyPacker Před rokem

      @@MrTwon1610 My guess is to admit he was very one trick and not all that funny a lot of the time might come off as being pro Opie or something equally stupid?

  • @anon86
    @anon86 Před 11 měsíci +1

    YEEEEESSSSSSTH

  • @michaelmitchell4992
    @michaelmitchell4992 Před rokem

    oh no, opie says the instant feedback isnt working so that means he has nothing to add to this bit

  • @michaelmitchell4992
    @michaelmitchell4992 Před rokem

    the funny thing is that opie has no idea who said these quotes or knows where they come from

  • @ajbguy03
    @ajbguy03 Před 12 lety +4

    RIP Steve C

  • @joelgroves7500
    @joelgroves7500 Před měsícem +1

    “I did not have sexual relations with that burger”