Opie & Anthony: Paralyzed Opie

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  • September 16, 2010
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  • @ClibanariusJJ
    @ClibanariusJJ Před 10 lety +237

    "Wheel 'em out Wednesday" rules.

    • @Jakeypretzels
      @Jakeypretzels Před 6 lety +10

      ClibanariusJJ That line didn't get nearly enough love

    • @JRC99
      @JRC99 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Rare instance of a caller absolutely nailing it

  • @TimothyDonaghue
    @TimothyDonaghue Před 10 lety +73

    when anthony goes: "Brother man, brother man..." i fucking lose it laughing

  • @mathewchambersvideo
    @mathewchambersvideo Před 10 lety +190

    This is one of the greatest 15 minutes in O&A history!

  • @Techn9cian123
    @Techn9cian123 Před rokem +7

    “Again, I have no guests today” lol. Funny and true.

  • @neil340
    @neil340 Před 4 lety +56

    Opie told this story expecting actual sympathy. Amazing. Especially with Vos in the room.

    • @jakelamarcalouie3681
      @jakelamarcalouie3681 Před 3 lety +13

      I'm not even joking, scariest minuet of my life.

    • @vincent2053
      @vincent2053 Před rokem +2

      @@jakelamarcalouie3681 What’s a minuet?

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 Před rokem +3

      Opie reminds me of those one-uppers when he does that.. They beat you to death with the story until they get the reaction they believe they deserve🙉

    • @godlesspeacesign8852
      @godlesspeacesign8852 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@vincent2053a minuet does exist, but thats not a length of time lol

  • @Andros1921
    @Andros1921 Před 12 lety +24

    The old walkover would take forever.

  • @BuffPsyduck
    @BuffPsyduck Před 8 lety +67

    paralyzed opie and burnt bobby are two of my favorite clips from this show. Ant is hilarious.

  • @gattuso1980
    @gattuso1980 Před 9 lety +46

    Anthonys stem cell research line gets me everytime!

  • @TedSheckler
    @TedSheckler Před 3 lety +25

    I listen to this once a month. Never ends without my cheeks hurting. Damn you Ant.

  • @Grochlink
    @Grochlink Před 2 lety +6

    "Blueberries, cheerios and boogers" got me this time around.

  • @BryanTorresdey
    @BryanTorresdey Před 2 lety +6

    "Scariest second of my life" gave us the funniest 15 mins in radio

  • @dankworksteezflow
    @dankworksteezflow Před 9 lety +136

    Opie really brought this beating on to himself. The way he persisted with the story, that a room full of comedians were already working on, he should have expected this. It's still funny to me that one of the only thrashings of Opie was a hypothetical surreal joke-fest about an event that didn't even happen to him, and he's still so uncomfortable and it's also one of the most celebrated clips of Opie getting a beating.

    • @DHodges187
      @DHodges187 Před 6 lety +6

      let it go FUCK!.

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 Před 4 lety +5

      It shows how opie had no place on this show. Anyone could have “steered the ship”

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 Před 3 lety

      He didn’t seem uncomfortable at all

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 Před 3 lety +6

      TL2354 you’re not very perceptive, I’d recommend you listen to “burnt Bobby” which is basically the same exact scenario of a hypothetical injury and see how bob kelly handles it.

  • @danhemsley
    @danhemsley Před 7 lety +196

    Guys, stop telling jokes and entertaining the audience, opie needs to repeat himself for the tenth time.

    • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
      @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide Před 6 lety +2

      Doyle the Human Butt Boil.

    • @cky1088
      @cky1088 Před 4 lety +1

      You spelled Anthony wrong, you know, the king of repeats?

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 Před 4 lety +9

      Ice Ice Booey do you understand the irony of how you wrote this?

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 Před 3 lety

      Yea, no one else on the show has ever done this

    • @matthewlong2667
      @matthewlong2667 Před 3 lety +1

      Now guys. Can't we all get along? Fucking paraplegic cunts too?

  • @jacobgalloway8570
    @jacobgalloway8570 Před 7 lety +53

    This is the greatest pounding ever, partly because there was real vitriol behind it. Who knew that when Ant and Jimmy left he would be comically paralyzed.

  • @Charliefox71
    @Charliefox71 Před 4 lety +12

    "I broke my nose, dude! Hold my hand, dude".

  • @spaulding625
    @spaulding625 Před 9 lety +47

    "It's the opie show."

    • @VerifiedFiveIron
      @VerifiedFiveIron Před 8 lety +1

      +spaulding625 It will be this October.

    • @Betoven81
      @Betoven81 Před 6 lety +4

      Five Iron how do you like them apples 🍎?

    • @SirRobertDole2
      @SirRobertDole2 Před 6 lety +13

      "Again I have no guests..."

    • @Ryang403
      @Ryang403 Před 4 lety +1

      @@SirRobertDole2 haha u beat me to it with that man lol.

    • @theflanman420420
      @theflanman420420 Před 4 lety +5

      GovernorVentura I find it hilarious that all the regular comics that used to love the show with Anthony and Jimmy all disowned the hack dopie as soon as possible. It really speaks volumes to the lack of respect they all had for him.

  • @sp1duh84
    @sp1duh84 Před 12 lety +19

    Opie tries his best to head the boys off at the pass, but he can't stop that onslaught. Wicked radio!

  • @MrKRUB123
    @MrKRUB123 Před 3 lety +16

    Greg tried so hard to wiggle out of this savage beating.

  • @joshjosh9010
    @joshjosh9010 Před 7 lety +16

    "Where you gonna say something, buddy?"

  • @cripplermaximus
    @cripplermaximus Před 8 lety +11

    "Fucking Handicapped" ruined me lolll

  • @johngobalski6653
    @johngobalski6653 Před 8 lety +33

    "Nah I'm too fat, remember?" hahahah

  • @backstreetsbackalright4363
    @backstreetsbackalright4363 Před 7 lety +39

    When Ant lets slip the "Say hi to your mother for me, because she ain't sticking around" you know that one cut deep. Just letting his true feelings out. Stupid Opie thought this was a deep story, and the room tears him to shreds.

  • @Jakeypretzels
    @Jakeypretzels Před 6 lety +11

    Anthony is a genius, this might be my favorite O&A segment ever.

  • @pnlson5629
    @pnlson5629 Před 6 lety +22

    This bit on Opie being paralyzed, and the show it's originally from .... ("The Spinning Comedy Wheel Of Death Show" from September 16 2010) ....is probably my all-time favorite bit/show in all of O&A history

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai Před 5 lety +10

      It was almost perfect. The only thing that would have made it better was Patrice.

  • @manueldelush9716
    @manueldelush9716 Před rokem +5

    Absolute radio gold happening live and opie still takes it personally, Opie the hole strikes again

  • @hippwn123
    @hippwn123 Před 8 lety +23

    lol Opie falls, "Almost paralyzed"....No Opie, you fucking fell on your face, get over it.

  • @Yokes27
    @Yokes27 Před 2 lety +3

    The sound of the crunch opster was the greggshells

  • @Wildfan-sg3fh
    @Wildfan-sg3fh Před 8 lety +53

    To Opie's credit, he just accepted it once he knew it was at a point of no return.

    • @NomnomJawsnomnom
      @NomnomJawsnomnom Před 5 lety +8

      Yeah, he even joined in a tiiiiny bit, with the comment about having to get a special van to ride in.

    • @chrisbungenstock8552
      @chrisbungenstock8552 Před 5 lety +17

      @@NomnomJawsnomnom Yea, after trying to change the subject 17 times...jesus christ that was painful, God he sucks.

    • @guitarsANDcars39
      @guitarsANDcars39 Před 5 lety +9

      He deserves ZERO credit.

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 Před 3 lety +5

      It's sad that people have to point out when he finally plays along or if he says anything remotely funny. He is fishing for those sympathy comments from ruthless comics. ZILCH.

    • @derekgleeson1353
      @derekgleeson1353 Před 2 lety +1

      Not really, he kept whining

  • @amensupremera
    @amensupremera Před 13 lety +11

    Jimmy had the best line, "He'll be sitting there like old lady from the katrina photo at the Superdome"

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 Před 14 lety +18

    DOUBLE POST:
    It's a good thing Chris Jericho wasn't here. LINGER LONGER!

  • @RobertHurleyJr
    @RobertHurleyJr Před 11 lety +22

    Opie sharing his story to four comics (if you rightfully include Ant); what did he expect. Absolutely hilarious.

  • @vincentjackson7718
    @vincentjackson7718 Před 3 lety +5

    a contest to build him a ramp had me rolling

  • @SheikMaster3000
    @SheikMaster3000 Před 13 lety +6

    This is truely one of the best moments in radio history!

  • @girlwithgreenhairpfp
    @girlwithgreenhairpfp Před 8 lety +52

    I swear, the most vicious shows were when Vos and Bobby were in studio.

    • @DHodges187
      @DHodges187 Před 6 lety +1

      Nope.

    • @codeman4546
      @codeman4546 Před 6 lety

      Doyle Hodges I think he's confusing "vicious" with "DER!"

    • @vincent2053
      @vincent2053 Před rokem

      @@DHodges187 Ok now it’s not true

  • @fairyfuck8479
    @fairyfuck8479 Před 8 lety +16

    "it was scary I tell ya it was scary"

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII Před rokem

      What's really scary is Dopie thinking he had any talent or positive qualities, or that he contributed anything of value in 20 years of ray dee oh ....brotha man brotha man, just loved hearing Ant, Bobby, Jimmy and Vos just absolutely Destroy the Destroyer.....fawkkk yeahhh Opester just another bs silly story, Home Run GH !!!

  • @drgonzosfear
    @drgonzosfear Před 9 lety +13

    still one of my most favorite bits

  • @jonathanlinderer7271
    @jonathanlinderer7271 Před 7 lety +20

    Bob said a wave ripped his shorts off, that was actually a whale trying to mate with him.

  • @EmoSceneKid654
    @EmoSceneKid654 Před 14 lety +14

    "People blowing into his straw, making him drive into the walls." I imagined Opie flying towards a wall in his wheelchair letting out a monotone, "Ahhhhhhhhhh!".

  • @imONurBOAT
    @imONurBOAT Před 7 lety +7

    This was my all time favorite O and A moment, every second has me dying!!!

  • @chkc19
    @chkc19 Před 14 lety +10

    The show today was awesome. Laughed for 2 hours straight.

    • @sca8217
      @sca8217 Před 3 lety +11

      Surreal reading this comment exactly a decade later.

  • @MrKRUB123
    @MrKRUB123 Před 5 lety +10

    This is arguably the funniest, most intense beating in radio history. We've all seen the footage where a pack of hyenas is taking down a zebra.

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII Před rokem +1

      More like lions devouring a jackass 🤣

  • @jasonsmith9959
    @jasonsmith9959 Před 6 lety +5

    This might be my fav O&A clip ever

    • @ronnimm6456
      @ronnimm6456 Před 4 lety +3

      This and Patrice talking about the rock coat. Heard them so many times and still laugh my ass off.

  • @mawbts530
    @mawbts530 Před 7 lety +15

    I loved Ant's "Erock and roll" joke. Should have gotten a bigger pop than it did.

  • @Bips69
    @Bips69 Před 10 lety +17

    Uncle Wavy. LMAO!!!!

  • @sirdzl7105
    @sirdzl7105 Před 3 lety +4

    4:26 this has all happened and ope didn't even need to go boogie-boarding

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai Před 5 lety +9

    Bob almost killed the bit but Jimmy came through with the save.

  • @Techn9cian123
    @Techn9cian123 Před 3 lety +5

    0:00 I got slammed
    0:24 but I...
    0:40 no I..
    1:24 no I almost..
    2:52 no it was..
    2:56 no I’m...
    3:49 but I got..
    5:27 did you ever..
    7:32 dude I was..

  • @dkdcnone5771
    @dkdcnone5771 Před rokem +2

    Oil can Oil can hahahaha! What a great Wizard of Oz reference

  • @scottybricks3996
    @scottybricks3996 Před 3 lety +5

    We get it opie you thought you were paralyzed. I'm so glad the more he brought it up the harder they started bashing him and his stupid "injury."

  • @christopherparcella6925
    @christopherparcella6925 Před rokem +1

    Alright bit over, will always be one of my favorite things.

  • @kevinericsnell4092
    @kevinericsnell4092 Před 8 lety +15

    "I broke my nose. I'm gonna be sniffing into the microphone for the rest of my life."

  • @ChrisWhite.fishing
    @ChrisWhite.fishing Před 4 lety +2

    Anthony is just fueling the fire

  • @derekgleeson1353
    @derekgleeson1353 Před 2 lety +3

    Opie said he thought he paralysed himself THREE TIMES within the first 90 seconds.

  • @ebscoHOSTpub
    @ebscoHOSTpub Před 5 lety +5

    “I know a friend that was paralyzed”
    No you don’t. You were trying to save face. Hahaha

  • @rsaini00
    @rsaini00 Před 8 lety +15

    Once Jimmy leaves in October I hope this becomes a reality

  • @thefourthdegree
    @thefourthdegree Před 4 lety +9

    It’s a shame Opie didn’t paralyze his vocal cords

  • @Gunstill
    @Gunstill Před 14 lety +7

    here's the sound of Opie sneezing
    *CRASSHHHH*

  • @JohnLee-cr3cv
    @JohnLee-cr3cv Před 9 lety +7

    I had to pause this due to stomach pains from laughter.

  • @richardgullick1867
    @richardgullick1867 Před 3 lety +4

    1:08 Never noticed the Opie "boogers" reference before

    • @jasonwhiteside6239
      @jasonwhiteside6239 Před 3 lety +2

      There’s another one Bobby makes around the middle taking about having something, blueberries and boogers in the colostomy bag (I’m not tech savvy or i would time stamp for you).

  • @goreds551
    @goreds551 Před 4 lety +4

    Voss: You would have a "build me a ramp contest." LMAO

  • @KyleS.1987
    @KyleS.1987 Před 6 lety +6

    Jesus, how did this get even funnier after 'Uncle Wavey.'

  • @omartriplett
    @omartriplett Před 6 lety +2

    I never get tired of hearing this bit. LMMFAO

  • @willchadick9895
    @willchadick9895 Před 3 lety +3

    “Fucking handicapped “ 😂

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby8967 Před 5 lety +11

    Just as much as I love to hate Opie, I love to hear them getting along too.. isn't that weird?

  • @victorcotto6699
    @victorcotto6699 Před 7 lety +22

    Ok OPIE... we get it, you shared a scary story. His spin? "See, I know my role... I put that out there and gave 'em material. I've bene doing this radio thing for a long time... I know how to pace a show. Period."

  • @bonchbonch
    @bonchbonch Před 14 lety +9

    "There'd be two pristine shoes in every shot."

  • @WhineCheese
    @WhineCheese Před 2 lety +1

    😂….you and Howard’s limo would be riding the same elevator down!!!

  • @millionminimagicmice
    @millionminimagicmice Před 10 lety +41

    5:27 Opie tries to change the conversation...

    • @mutesenscans
      @mutesenscans Před 10 lety +23

      he tries to stop it about 17 times. it's really, really painful.

    • @gladius69
      @gladius69 Před 9 lety +7

      Scarlet Infinity Greggshells in full effect.

    • @colemanterry5835
      @colemanterry5835 Před 4 lety +1

      EdEmKay hahahahaha I was about to comment that 5 years too late

  • @ThePigeonmilk
    @ThePigeonmilk Před 3 měsíci +1

    I don't know what's funnier, them making fun of Opie or Rich Vos dying in the background

  • @tomheslington2993
    @tomheslington2993 Před 9 lety +4

    Bravo Jimmy

  • @ArkonBlade
    @ArkonBlade Před 3 lety +4

    Opie finally contributes some thing funny and still tries to derail it

  • @jackjackjackncoke9666
    @jackjackjackncoke9666 Před 8 lety +22

    Definitely recommend looking up the full audio from that day, it was quite a brutal one... This story was just an attempt for Opie to sound interesting since we all know he's always the least funny guy in the room at any given moment.
    The kicker is Opie just doesn't shut the fuck up about it and he keeps coming back to it but when they keep piling on with the jokes he becomes oversensitive Opie who can barely take the joke.

  • @DeltaCity2K
    @DeltaCity2K Před 13 lety +2

    Probably one of the funniest bits in recent memory.

  • @variansv
    @variansv Před 8 lety +38

    Jesus this is brutal. Everyone was just waiting to unload on him. Almost feel sorry for him, but na

    • @skinsman82000
      @skinsman82000 Před 8 lety +10

      dont you date feel sorry for gregshells

    • @Ryang403
      @Ryang403 Před 4 lety +1

      lol feel sorry for him? nooo way man haha.

    • @theflanman420420
      @theflanman420420 Před 4 lety +3

      It was joking based on a hypothetical scenario.... he is such a pussy. The actual funny guests along with Anthony and jimmy used to destroy each other in a brutal fashion constantly.

  • @Yokes27
    @Yokes27 Před 2 lety

    Still one of the greatest clips ever from O and A

  • @Akirathedon92
    @Akirathedon92 Před 13 lety +7

    Wheel em out Wednesday

  • @johnclavis
    @johnclavis Před 14 lety +3

    This was a riot. Thanks very much for uploading this stuff!!!

  • @TheSlimshadyfan4ever
    @TheSlimshadyfan4ever Před 13 lety +3

    i almost got into an accident listening to this live on the radio i was laughing soo hard

  • @95Everan
    @95Everan Před 2 lety +4

    Wheel em out Wednesday was My favorite part 💀😂!!! Opie can’t take it . This guy must be turning red . He keeps going to the phone trying to find a caller who is gonna change the subject an save his punk ass

  • @Mitch-Cumstein
    @Mitch-Cumstein Před 11 měsíci +1

    The only time Opie can actually take a joke is when its a hypothetical situation that never happened and it has nothing to do with his character. How all these comedic geniuses put up with him for more than a decade is beyond me.

  • @kailasghum
    @kailasghum Před 13 lety +5

    "LEGS"

  • @briandavey1139
    @briandavey1139 Před rokem

    I'll say one thing about Greg, that man can tell a story.

  • @SabbathLily
    @SabbathLily Před 12 lety

    One of the best...

  • @thehomemadedisease9485
    @thehomemadedisease9485 Před 8 lety +4

    holy shit this whole thing is priceless

  • @rodgar633
    @rodgar633 Před 10 lety +1

    most favorite bit

  • @marcellocapone4925
    @marcellocapone4925 Před 9 lety +2

    What a segue. Awesome stuff!

  • @WelcomeToThe92503
    @WelcomeToThe92503 Před 9 lety +5

    Ahh fuck. looooool This is classic. OP was probably in full axiety/panic mode 1:00 minute into this lashing. haha

  • @ComicMaster2008
    @ComicMaster2008 Před 10 lety +3

    I gotta catch my breath.

  • @blacklotus7539
    @blacklotus7539 Před 3 lety +1

    They shat on opie 😂😂😂😂 king vos

  • @PrivateAckbar
    @PrivateAckbar Před 13 lety +5

    I was in the ocean and I was very injured. My shoes fell off God damn it!

  • @OneShotKiller1996
    @OneShotKiller1996 Před 4 lety +3

    They described his current show 😂😂
    this is one of the greatest o&a bits and dopie some how made it a little uncomfortable

  • @SkylaneMusic
    @SkylaneMusic Před 3 lety +1

    Jokes are always funnier when you repeat them, especially if you stutter through it the second time around.

  • @vedderisbetter29
    @vedderisbetter29 Před 6 lety +1

    Everyone in that studio was waiting for this moment, especially anthony and Jimmy(chip, Fucking irony of it is great and so suddle). This may be one of the best bits for a lot of different reasons. These guys crushed it without any of the big boys there... Burr, patrice, Louis ck

  • @thornie123
    @thornie123 Před 9 lety +3

    Hahaha. Fuck me I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

  • @Mike-bz3wc
    @Mike-bz3wc Před 5 lety +1

    “I went to go buggee bordin” hahahaha

  • @sca8217
    @sca8217 Před rokem +1

    You know Anthony is not holding back here .. he's had it by now...

  • @Catdaddy333
    @Catdaddy333 Před 13 lety

    One of the funniest shows ever

  • @ddummy86
    @ddummy86 Před 14 lety

    this whole show is worth uploading

  • @jakewhite3132
    @jakewhite3132 Před 6 lety +2

    Oil can! Oil can!

  • @GiantDoucheNG
    @GiantDoucheNG Před 14 lety

    incredible fucking show today. the entire thing is gold, not a minute of filler.