Opie & Anthony: Shining Vos

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  • December 4, 2009
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  • @mrman2632
    @mrman2632 Před 3 lety +142

    “Sometimes me and my grandmother would have conversations, without ever using our brains”
    😂😂 best line IMO

  • @Fistwagon
    @Fistwagon Před 14 lety +172

    "Your jokes are no good here Mr. Vos" Ahaha

  • @psiphibrandonhare7120
    @psiphibrandonhare7120 Před 11 měsíci +20

    The fact that they know the movie well enough to quote lines quick, then know Rich Vos enough to know all the weird things about him, then quick enough to modify the jokes to make fun of Rich.... comedy geniuses lol. Not to mention some of the callers had great lines too 👌

  • @pogothebear6808
    @pogothebear6808 Před 7 lety +127

    This is one of the 10 best O&A bits of all-time.

  • @Megathorn23
    @Megathorn23 Před 4 lety +115

    How do you not love Rich Vos? Dude could take a beating and not take a shred of it personally.

    • @finnmccool5944
      @finnmccool5944 Před 2 lety +10

      Legit funny stand up too unlike yimmy

    • @hoshiref
      @hoshiref Před rokem +2

      Exactly 🙏 up top brother

    • @chonconnor6144
      @chonconnor6144 Před 6 měsíci +1

      2nd only to Patrice on O&A for funny.

    • @kylewalsh8809
      @kylewalsh8809 Před 6 měsíci

      Rich could get his ass kicked by a wet paper bag of a whore and still come out on top comedically.

    • @Skimmerlit
      @Skimmerlit Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@chonconnor6144Patrice is #1 for me overall, but Vos might be #1 funny for me. I start laughing the moment I hear it see him.

  • @DeadBeatSage
    @DeadBeatSage Před 10 lety +113

    Mongo annihilated with that line. I laugh just as hard each time I listen.

    • @fezile
      @fezile Před 2 lety +12

      Top 3 calls of all time.

    • @reddeath707
      @reddeath707 Před rokem +2

      ​@@fezile Damn, the audios a bit distorted for me. Love this segment, but always miss that part.

    • @diegoyotta
      @diegoyotta Před rokem +2

      Kik1-kik1

    • @shawnboyce1663
      @shawnboyce1663 Před 9 měsíci +2

      It would be perfect if he said over. A trucker shouldn't have missed that

  • @xcaluhbration
    @xcaluhbration Před 6 lety +67

    This is the best roll I've ever heard from the callers.

  • @THEJoeyK
    @THEJoeyK Před 14 lety +60

    personally, I thought "do ya like toothpaste doc?" was a homerun.

  • @MindstormRecords
    @MindstormRecords Před 8 lety +122

    "Heeeeeere's the thing"

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 Před 3 lety +24

    *Vos : But my teeth arnt big anymore.*
    *Jimmy : They certainly are.*

  • @handsomefatboy
    @handsomefatboy Před 2 lety +21

    Every time they impersonate the telepathic chef (Scatman Crothers) I lose it. “Do you like toothpaste Doc?” 😂😂

  • @crimsonxtide50
    @crimsonxtide50 Před 9 lety +177

    I bet Opie felt so proud of himself having callers that actually did well.

  • @hesh8367
    @hesh8367 Před 5 lety +68

    “Your Jokes are no good here, Mr. Vos.”
    Christ. That was quick.

  • @kanemura93
    @kanemura93 Před 4 lety +26

    I like how Vos, in the beginning, is cozily laughing along to him being axe murdered by a guy in a burgundy coat before knowing it's even from a movie.

  • @clifftrainor6774
    @clifftrainor6774 Před 10 lety +137

    Mr. Grady to Bonnie: "Your husband has a very useless talent. I don't think you are aware how useless it is."

  • @immanuelcunt7296
    @immanuelcunt7296 Před 2 lety +8

    "His teeth were out of alignment. So I... Corrrrrected them"

  • @ItalianTony86
    @ItalianTony86 Před 12 lety +35

    Vos beatings are so memorable.

  • @cenacantwork
    @cenacantwork Před 8 lety +32

    i listen to this at least twice a year. so fuckin funny.

    • @bepatientIhaveautism
      @bepatientIhaveautism Před 7 lety +6

      me too, just for the "K-I-K-E 1 to K-I-K-E 2" line

    • @cenacantwork
      @cenacantwork Před 7 lety +1

      great fuckin line

    • @bryanmaynard151
      @bryanmaynard151 Před 7 lety

      same here Max, today is one of those days to listen

    • @paulwood1528
      @paulwood1528 Před 3 lety

      Absolutely. I've listened to this a bunch of times. I find a new favorite everytime.
      "This is Dick Halloran, I gotta get back to the Overbite.".
      LMAO.

  • @Digressor666
    @Digressor666 Před 4 lety +19

    Anthony’s insulted “what?!” when Vos talks about the hallway lighting on fire is so fucking funny to me for some reason.

  • @pleasesendhelp1299
    @pleasesendhelp1299 Před 8 lety +41

    Come Play Small Clubs with us Vos, Forever......and Ever...........And Ever

  • @chrissmith-us3bu
    @chrissmith-us3bu Před 5 lety +32

    I just watched the shining for the first time in about 20 years and all I could hear was ant and jim making fun of vos. they turned it into a comedy

  • @Rfp601
    @Rfp601 Před rokem +16

    “His high school graduation picture is from 1921” perfect joke

  • @thornie123
    @thornie123 Před 8 lety +135

    Perhaps his teeth should be... corrrrected. If I may be so bold, sir.

  • @denmac19
    @denmac19 Před 6 lety +27

    3 of my favorite things in same clip: The Shining, Jimmy, and Ant.

  • @Vesperwow
    @Vesperwow Před 14 lety +22

    missing the best line, ant says "We got frozen meats, trees, drywall, electrical wiring..."

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 Před 8 lety +36

    "Your shekels are no good here, Mr. Vos."

  • @nightimermx8934
    @nightimermx8934 Před 3 lety +10

    "Do you like toothpaste, Doc?" yep that gets me everytime

  • @jimkelly7908
    @jimkelly7908 Před 8 lety +23

    "The Shinning". Oh man, I almost started crying, that was great.

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai Před 7 lety +34

    God damn, the callers fucking killed.

  • @poopypantsbiden5688
    @poopypantsbiden5688 Před 2 lety +42

    I’m not a fan of lil jimmy’s stand up, but as a radio funny man he’s one of the greatest! The dude’s just quick

    • @hoshiref
      @hoshiref Před rokem +3

      I keep reading this comment in different clips 🤔

    • @spikespiegel2246
      @spikespiegel2246 Před rokem +1

      @@hoshiref 🤣

    • @christopherchadwick2659
      @christopherchadwick2659 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I went to watch him in Manchester, England in 2018 and it was the best live stand up I've ever seen.

    • @poopypantsbiden5688
      @poopypantsbiden5688 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@christopherchadwick2659 I’ve only seen his taped specials.. If I ever have the chance to see him live, I’m doing it!

    • @Wildfan-sg3fh
      @Wildfan-sg3fh Před 5 měsíci +1

      Exact same for me

  • @t0mmyb0y75
    @t0mmyb0y75 Před 6 lety +23

    How did I just find this now?! I ruptured my spleen!

  • @tyronefraser
    @tyronefraser Před 8 lety +79

    Opie didn't understand the overlook reference either.

  • @sguraya7223
    @sguraya7223 Před 3 lety +9

    The line that Nicholson said to Lloyd is "you're the best goddamn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine, or Portland, Oregon for that matter".
    So naturally, Timbuktu becomes TimBuckTooth.

  • @ShiksaWithChutzpah1
    @ShiksaWithChutzpah1 Před 14 lety +51

    "Is anybody he-uh?! Is anybody he-uh?!" And then a man in a burgundy jacket puts an axe in your chest, LOL.

    • @johntrains1317
      @johntrains1317 Před 6 lety +3

      ShiksaWithChutzpah1 I died. It was so sudden and violent

  • @cjlamb26
    @cjlamb26 Před 3 lety +6

    The green hedge base joke about Vos’s teeth was so underrated, so damn funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ozhall3
    @ozhall3 Před 14 lety +7

    I LOVE all of the random places Vos plays. Seriously, great detail.

  • @justinwaters8679
    @justinwaters8679 Před 2 lety +8

    I respect Vos more for being able to take a beating and not get personal, unlike someone else in the studio.

  • @johnochiltree1170
    @johnochiltree1170 Před 4 lety +9

    Vos is like mud. You can build him up but you can’t break him down. Dude knew how to take a pounding

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm Před 2 lety +3

      That’s because he wasn’t smart enough to get 80% of the jokes. I can yell insults at my couch too, it wont get offended.

    • @vincent2053
      @vincent2053 Před rokem +2

      @@SKa-tt9nm I’m sure you do that

  • @Mrz-bq2yb
    @Mrz-bq2yb Před 4 lety +11

    One of the few times the callers didnt interrupt the flow of the show

  • @sonofbarnsey
    @sonofbarnsey Před 4 lety +29

    6:04 The best back to back calls ever
    "Do you like toothpaste, Doc?"
    "K i k e 1 to K i k e 1 2"

  • @bryanmaynard151
    @bryanmaynard151 Před 7 lety +9

    next on my to do list:
    Listen to Vos giving out his Twitter/Facebook/bank password. so God damn great

  • @jpizzle990
    @jpizzle990 Před 11 lety +9

    ALL HIS TEETH GOTTA SHINE!

  • @patricktilton5377
    @patricktilton5377 Před 4 lety +8

    "Midnight with the stars and Jew . . ."

  • @coltonjones2253
    @coltonjones2253 Před 4 lety +3

    There were some HILARIOUS callers. I feel like if they never went to phones tho, Ant and Jimmy would have had some GOLD.

  • @chipfreedom8598
    @chipfreedom8598 Před měsícem

    The Shining and a Clockworth Orange had the best O&A puns

  • @edwardicus4
    @edwardicus4 Před 4 lety +18

    I'm the kinda guy who likes to know who's paying for his dentures...

  • @petesmith9475
    @petesmith9475 Před 4 lety +1

    This is perhaps one of the greatest moments in radio history. Respect to Voss for taking this beating lol.

  • @hoshiref
    @hoshiref Před rokem +1

    Vos laughing along is what makes this bit legendary

  • @TomMSTie1138
    @TomMSTie1138 Před 4 lety +9

    Vos, like Wendy is, "very confused."

  • @joestokes9201
    @joestokes9201 Před 4 lety +5

    “My daughter owes me money for cookies, then she got on her tricycle and she’s dodging me”

  • @jeremypayne5078
    @jeremypayne5078 Před 4 lety +4

    He's trying to bring an outside party into this... situation. An orthodontist.

  • @CommissarKane
    @CommissarKane Před 8 lety +15

    better times

  • @aliamjon2550
    @aliamjon2550 Před 2 měsíci

    This was one of the most funniest clips

  • @sks0158
    @sks0158 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Ant and Jim remember 100 times more Shining quotes from the top of their heads than me and I finished watching the movie 10 minutes ago.

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove Před rokem +1

    "Have you ever had a single....moment's....thought about MY responsibilities?! Have you ever thought for a single solitary moment about my responsibilities to my orthodontists?!"

  • @LambertBowden56
    @LambertBowden56 Před 5 lety +8

    This is why Opie takes calls. It does work at times.

  • @spikespiegel2246
    @spikespiegel2246 Před rokem +1

    The amount of home runs per minute is unprecedented

  • @DeathRiderDoom
    @DeathRiderDoom Před 3 lety +1

    Oh my god I’m crying with laughter, this is phenomenal.

  • @SnootyWimbledon
    @SnootyWimbledon Před 7 lety +14

    We got dry humor, dry jokes and dry teeth. You gotta stay relevant if you wanna stay happy!

  • @torballs
    @torballs Před 6 lety +2

    This is great. At the end Norton's just laughing like Beavis

  • @johnjackson9767
    @johnjackson9767 Před rokem +3

    Opie: "Mongo with joke of the day!"
    Also Opie: "I'm sick of Anthony's racism!"

  • @itsalwaysfunnyinphiladelph8885
    @itsalwaysfunnyinphiladelph8885 Před 9 měsíci +2

    You can tell Opie hasnt seen The Shining either.

  • @buzzytrombone4353
    @buzzytrombone4353 Před 4 lety +4

    "Hi jaws, a little dirty tonight ain't it?"

  • @whocoulditbe1090
    @whocoulditbe1090 Před 26 dny

    "When do you think maybe I should end my set?" AS SOON POSSIBLE!!!

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake Před 4 lety +11

    1:00, 2:15, 3:16, 5:01, 5:33, 5:46, ... Your contributions are no good here, Mr Hughes.

    • @buzzytrombone4353
      @buzzytrombone4353 Před 3 lety +3

      "So Lynsi when you hear this noise"
      *Shitty soundboard*
      It means I'm making comedy, and you're distracting me and it will take me time to get back to where I was!"

  • @jimmymoss3240
    @jimmymoss3240 Před 4 lety +6

    "You know, I remember my grandmother and I brushing our teeth without EEEEVER OPENING UP OUR MOUTHS..."
    "SHE CALLED IT 'BULLSHITING'."

  • @Taureg
    @Taureg Před 7 lety +15

    Opie didn't even hear Mongo's call he just wanted to fit in and acted like he "got it"

  • @GentlemanBystander
    @GentlemanBystander Před 2 lety +2

    "Your jokes are no good here, Mr. Vos."

  • @AnneHathawayRules
    @AnneHathawayRules Před měsícem

    The My-Den heist 😂

  • @SBV123
    @SBV123 Před 14 lety +12

    Jimmy's line at 9:15 made me tear up.

  • @sguraya7223
    @sguraya7223 Před 3 lety +1

    I started this video, and if nobody goes "HEEEEERE'S BONNNIEEEEEE!" I'm gonna be pissed lol

    • @sguraya7223
      @sguraya7223 Před 3 lety +2

      Never mind, here's dummy was better lol

  • @hvhvhu
    @hvhvhu Před 10 lety +6

    Little problem with the ol drool bank upstairs.

  • @danacyr1791
    @danacyr1791 Před 8 lety +8

    Blood/Fire

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 Před 7 lety +7

    "Mr. Vos...you ARE still doing that awful bit about Barney"
    "Thashs strange shir...I dont have any recoleshion of that at all..."

  • @jaymour6106
    @jaymour6106 Před 5 lety +2

    "When do you think maybe we should take Vos to a dentist?!!!"

  • @mckeanjones1989
    @mckeanjones1989 Před měsícem

    Top 5 moment

  • @alifelesscritic
    @alifelesscritic Před 12 lety +2

    "aw i remember the scheen with shary shinning blood-fwire ...!"

  • @ItalianTony86
    @ItalianTony86 Před 14 lety +2

    Vos is doing the Overbite hotel.

  • @fattony9818
    @fattony9818 Před 7 lety +3

    I actually couldn't watch the whole movie of The Shining, I was THAT freaked out by it. But these jokes was funny as FUCK!! XD

  • @chadfresno4935
    @chadfresno4935 Před 11 lety

    The callers were playing the course right with the guys, really funny stuff.

  • @salleris9757
    @salleris9757 Před 5 lety +1

    this is so much better sense I just watch the shinning

  • @ScoundrelSFB
    @ScoundrelSFB Před 2 lety +1

    The only thing Opie added was pushing a button and having someone actually doing his job. Which was be funny. Thank God America was on point on this day.

  • @sguraya7223
    @sguraya7223 Před 3 lety

    Them talking about Netflix as a DVD rental place is a real trip

  • @roberthughes5880
    @roberthughes5880 Před 2 lety +3

    Why isn't "BloodFire" a huge rock band

  • @spicyoctopus
    @spicyoctopus Před 4 lety +2

    The one show callers did a thing

  • @ballzzd33p29
    @ballzzd33p29 Před 6 lety +5

    opie has forsure never seen the shining....

  • @benangotti3281
    @benangotti3281 Před rokem

    Patrice said it best "Opie want's a piece of Vos?" Opie makes Vos a Pryor

  • @jeremygovender
    @jeremygovender Před 14 lety

    moongoo you the man hahahahhaha

  • @jimmalone4851
    @jimmalone4851 Před 2 lety

    All crowd work and no jokes make Rich a dull boy.

  • @dmaniac86
    @dmaniac86 Před 2 měsíci

    15 years later and this shit still makes me howl. No one is greater than Vos.

  • @nHochamp
    @nHochamp Před 7 lety +6

    Haha "Heres..... Dummy"

  • @hoshiref
    @hoshiref Před rokem

    Jimmy's on fire here

  • @jethrowomber
    @jethrowomber Před 5 lety +1

    I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna brush your teeth,brushem the fuck clean

  • @kevzeman
    @kevzeman Před 26 dny

    RIP Shelly

  • @capone609
    @capone609 Před 2 lety

    The best thing is Vos laughing at comments he doesn’t know from the movie quotes

  • @DeauxTheGreat1990
    @DeauxTheGreat1990 Před 3 lety +2

    Lmao this was brutal

  • @gabrielpadilla7839
    @gabrielpadilla7839 Před 4 lety +1

    here's dummy!! gold

  • @englishpest3019
    @englishpest3019 Před 2 lety +1

    You're scared of Room tooth-hurty-seven, ain't ya?

  • @Stonestare
    @Stonestare Před 2 lety

    I hope Vos saw this movie after this.

  • @bobbyprice9510
    @bobbyprice9510 Před 7 lety +1

    too funny