Steven Seagal's Weird Ego - YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 17. 09. 2021
- Tom Segura and Kevin Christy discuss how ridiculous Steven Seagal is. Kevin shares a Seagal story that Mark Harmon told him, and they talk about Seagal's SNL episode. They then watch videos of him running and doing aikido.
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Dude he runs like ace ventura when he gets shot by the tranquilizer darts
three darts is too many
Holy shit you're right. It was bugging me that I couldn't think of what his running reminded me of lol
LOL good call
😂🤣😂🤣hell yeah
Bro he runs like this czcams.com/video/0yW5XUGJsOU/video.html
Saw him at a Brazilian steakhouse in Scottsdale and he was carrying swords with him at dinner!
That should be much harder to believe than it is.
😂😂😂😂😂
wait. are you sure he didn't work there?
@@jeffmccloud905 🤣🤣🤣 I’m sure, I asked the waiter just to make sure I wasn’t crazy
Wtf?? Lol
Imagine if people hadn’t been making fun of his running. He would’ve gotten that cardio he needs so badly.
Omg never thought of it like this haha
Not really....
Nah they just filmed him running to lunch. Once he could order out, it was over.
my neighbor across the street carries a sword with him, shirtless, and swings it at cars. he's a methhead schizo though.
Yeah his cardio is worse than a winded asthmatic. We don't run like unless we're dying.
But he's been a long distance runner for 74 years...
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
And a helicopter pilot for 89 years
@@maguy8133 they call that one a “ skiv” 🤣😂🤣
@@jackwarren1687 it’s skippy because it goes skip skip skip skip skip
And a martial artist for 97 years.
"How old is he now?"
"He's in his early 1000s"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that Rob Schneider and Sylvester Stallone have the same exact story about Steven Seagal makes me wonder just how many people he's done this to.
Five 🤔😄
@@Asahamana Don't forget about all the women coming forward talking about the sexual harassments and even a few saying he even sexually ASSAULTED them is just crazy. Considering when I actually liked his early days when I was younger, and to see what's come out about his ego and ego towards women, even if a woman is a cheating hoe, that doesn't make her deserving of any kinds of sexual harassment or assault.
I'd like to think Gary Busey is one of these people.
the fact that multiple people have this exact story of Steven Seagal doing makes it way more pathetic than if he just did it to one person because you know Seagal thought it was the most clever, badass statement he'd ever done
Or did he mix up his story? 🤔
He's actually using his arms to warp the space in front of him, allowing him to run even faster.
😂🤣 Thanks man for the laugh..
It’s science
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He seems to believe he's pushing himself forward with his arms like how a boat's paddles work in water, the people on that film set were probably scared to tell him that's not how air works.
@@dolekanteel2178lol that's not how air works 🤣
Tom’s stand up about segal still makes me laugh till I almost piss myself. Yea I know dogs, I’ve been working with dogs for like 80 years.
"See that? That helicopta is also called, a skippay" "How do you *know* that?" "I been flying helicoptas for like 35 years 🤷♂️"
"I like havarti cheese the most, whatsyer fave'rit."
I call the helicopter Skippy lol
I like when he starts speaking Spanish... No no mucho quesooo😆😆😆
or when he says imagine getting pulled over by Stallone "like get the fuck outa here"
I laughed out loud when Kevin said that Seagal runs like Phoebe Buffay.
The manic laughter in the background at Segal's run brightened my day.
Gad bless Nadav
Ahhh Native
He is the funniest guy alive. And doesn't even have to try😂. But no-one gets it. He's a comic, always has been and will b remembered.
RESPECT Mr Seagull...cheers🍻
Aikido teaches-- you must flow like water and run like awkward flailing giraffe.
😂🤣
He never stops doing master level aikido...even when he runs. It looks like he's blocking imaginary puches with only his right arm the entire time.
lmao Steven Seagal comment xD
Right? A true master is always training.
We all just witnessed an all-new elite level of Master-dom/Master-hood.
I think maybe he has locked up his back. In his 70s fighting his back was always super rigid stance. His lower back muscles got trained like that.
He hasnt run since fire down below, which was filmed in the 90s
The expression is “Seagal black”. No, that’s not a reference to the voice he’s used in half his films. It’s his hair color. It has replaced Jet.
The way he talks is like Ron Burgandy talking to his black GF’s family. Say whaaaaaa
Should be both. Lol
@@cosmojenkins3020 bothsoundsgood
Gives vanta black a run for its money.
He runs like he trying to swim through the air
this killed me, hahahahaha
He runs like he's had a stroke
Jajajajajajaja
I've been watching Tom's podcast for like 47 years...
Steven Seagal went to his barber and said “give me the Eddie Munster” and the rest is history.
Seagal is one of the most unintentionally hilarious and interesting people ever
any self awareness and this dude would still be popular for good reasons
If this is all a bit or a character he is doing, i would be really upset. This is only good because he truly BELIEVES he is this badass matial artist action guy.
My favorite lolcow
@@negative6442 arguably and objectively the GOAT lolcow, maybe apart from Rasputin
Actually if he had any self awareness he would never be as popular
the only propblem these are not your own thoughts, you read it somewhere and spam it, but the second pharagraph I can agree, he could be still popular if he had nost screwed it that hard
Ridiculous Seagal stories will never get old.
When I was a kid, I saw him on the set of Exit Wounds and he totally shrugged me off.
@Ultimate Warrior Saying something as simple as "Hey, thanks for being a fan!" can make a kid's whole year. That's how I felt when I got to quickly say hi to Derek Jeter once at an MLB game in Detroit. He had just finished signing autographs and was walking away back to his club house and my dad and I were just entering the stadium when I saw him. I screamed DEREK JETER YOU"RE MY FAVORITE PLAYER EVER! (I was like 8 years old at the time) and he quickly gave me a high-five and said "Thanks for being a fan of mine bud!" It was something so simple for him to do but also something I'll never forget
@@joeshmo13 wicked man :) hes like a bi -racial angle !!!
@@jimjimbo4560 “you should have shot A-Rod”
Steven Seagal îs the funniest character ever.
Ive been running around like a car lot advertisement for like 86 years.
I’ve been staring at mark harmond for like 47 years
"Imma kick that buffet's ass like my ex wife" Steven Segal
💀
Stevens ego is hard to kill and his harassment victims are out for justice because he isn't above the law.
Appreciated
Well done good sir!! Standing ovation from me.
You better chill, you're on Deadly ground, he's a force of execution,for absolution he might make an executive decision, Open a Contract to kill,with the perfect weapon then you'll be marked for death then the gutshot straight exit wounds leave you half passed dead.
So i wouldn't talk about him like that,he's a good man, with a code of honor
12^
@@tobe1207 I’m mad I understand these references
Yes, Phoebe runs exactly like that. Thank you for bringing it up.
I saw him come out the stall of a 1 stall restroom in a Tulsa Mexican Restaurant.
His punch may lack the "pow" but the stench & mess he made without flushing that toilet was powerful enough to make up for his lack of fighting ability.
Dude CRUSHED that toilet...looked like "Ground Zero" legit!!
Ha! Your post gave me a gross mental image of Seagal inexplicably ‘snapping the neck of a long turd of his own creation, then stooping to lay a punch into the bowl, as crapwater spills across his moustache/goatee….
Sure...
Thats not an ego, it's called narcissism.
But very bizarre narcissism...lol
U so smart...maybe next u can tell us the diffrence between an orange and a tangerine?...weather and climate?...jam or jelly?..biscuits or cookies?..
Or crawfish vs crayfish. . Or firefly vs lightning bug. . . Or potato bug vs roly poly. . .Or pancake and flapjacks. . .Or hoagie and grinder. . . Or
sauce versus gravy . . . .Or Mario vs Luigi. . . Or Starsky and Hutch. . . Or Batman and Robin. . Or Snoopy & Woodstock . . .Or Wil-E- Cayote vs the Road Runner. . Oh wait a second. Forget those last few. Kinda got carries away there 🙄🙂
I think he just doesn’t care what people think about he’s doing his thing and if you like him you like him or if you don’t like them you don’t like him I personally think he’s a goof ball jamal but he wouldn’t care.
@@manny123957 If he didn't care he wouldn't put so much effort into pretending to be something far beyond what he actually is.
Every film he makes seems like a love letter to himself. How can anyone be so detached from reality as to be that obliviously narcissistic?
That's because that's exactly what those films are
Easy: Be Steven Seagal. It's not that hard. Steven Seagal does it every day.
A common trait among individuals with Narcissistic Personality Disorder is to convince others he's important by acting as though he has power. He's a loser.
How could he become a Russian Citizen, and support Putin? And also teach some of Putin's elite troops Martial Arts to use in the Ukraine.
@@stevenrobert8567 akido???? thats for disarming people with swords dude
Rob Schneider has another amazing story about Steven Seagal, he told it on Howard Stern, it involves the Dalai Lama and Seagal's ex-wife and it is hilarious.
Yes it is! Keenan Ivory Wayans told it to Schneider
Basically Steven was going on and on about being made a deity by the Dali Lama and how spiritual he had become. Only for his assistant to give him news that his wife wouldn't let him see his kids and he goes on a vulgar rant.
I met Steven Seagal once and he told me it was the best experience of my life.
This joke used over and over again.
Best part, "I'm slowly getting more into how weird Russia is."
Wish Tina was here in studio for this one
Just wanted to tell you that your profile pic is excellent
Not russian, but this coming from an American made my day
Tell me about it, I was born in the USSR, it's one giant weird town, with a crap ton of models, 8s 9s an 10s .........really an ungodly amount of impregnable hungry AF honey badgers looking to entrap you with the penis fly trap the first chance they get so they can get a VISA to the states, or your bank account number, but u know what, it's worth it :) ..........kuz she thick
she thick thick thick thick thick
SO TH TH TH TH THICK
I WANT ALL OF EM
His ego was so dented by the comments on his running that he only ever sits in his more recent movies
That's my theory anyway
If he runs now, he'll have a damn heart attack. The only fights he's winning are againts tubs of ice cream.
Steven Seagal doesn't want to run anymore😂😂 he's an old, obese man haha he likes sitting
The MMA community is thrilled somebody's finally giving him a proper grilling ♨️💀
Nothing to say about what's happening there that you wouldn't see at any Aikido demonstration. These people aren't fighting or sparring they're executing pre-established techniques and routines designed to safely teach the technique and improve overall health of the participants through activity and breath control. It's like tai chi that can actually be useful once in a while with the odd joint-lock or throw. Cops use aikido style armbars all the time.
@@ragnarrklangsrok1685 Stephen Seagull
He’s actually a legit black belt believe it or not
@@cynicaloptimist4879 He's also a cop and killed a puppy and a hundred chickens raiding a suspects house accused of cockfighting, all documented for a tv show. What a world we live in.
@@brandenward3730 lol
I used to think that i was the only one who was fascinated by Steven Segal, it's nice to know i'm not alone.
The funny part of Seagal running is that his arms move faster than his legs to make it seem like he’s going faster
€350 for a Aikido course in Hungary in 2007. he appeared 2 hours to late in his goofy kungfu clothes, throwed a few people to the ground, made a few pictures an disappeared....
His run reminds me of a Elaine’s dancing in Seinfeld
He actually dances like her and there’s video of it
"You would think someone with such an ego would be like, "I look weird when I am running..." 🤣
Nah, narcissists are incapable of not blowing themselves 24/7 and they never have self-awareness and think theyre great at everything: Its why theyre always so immature, because they never grow as a result.
No he will not, because he is a narcissist
Seagall runs like he’s trying to throw his hands away
LMAO this should be top comment!
Kek
They call the Segal run a skippy.
Skip skip skip
He’s been running professionally for like 47 years.
The funny running is a part of his martial art. what it does is, it makes your opponent laugh so hard he will stop chasing you. It takes years of practise to master the art of running.
He runs like people doing the cheese wheel thing down a steep hill😂😂
You mean he ran. He used to run but he don’t run no more😂
@@mondoseguendo6113that's both fair and true 😂
LOL!!! His run!
As funny today as it was back in '91, when myself, and several of my contemporaries, were enrolled in a cinema studies course*, which, somewhat surprisingly, focused mainly on Mr Seagal's four seminal works:
1988's burst on to the scene, with Above the Law. 1990's dual offerings, Hard to Kill and Marked for Death. Our cinematic journey culminating with 1991's tour de force, Out for Justice.
* Just smoking heaps of bongs. 👌🧐🍸
Clowning Steven Segal has become a separate genre now
The level of training required to get thrown by steven seagul is 5 times the amount of training that steven actualy has
love the fact that he got mostly complimented and just stared down some dude before he was even famous
My dad was actually there on the day that running scene was filmed. It was shot in Chicago, the Wicker Park neighborhood. My dad was a paramedic and after he retired from the Chicago Fire Department he got into the Chicago Motion Picture Union and worked as a set emergency medic. He worked on Above The Law. He said Steven Seagal was really into Native American spiritualism. He had a shaman that would purify the set every day with songs and smoke. While they were filming, Seagal had this big ball of strong smelling herbs on hand at all times, to set his mood while he was acting. Over time, the ever present smell of this ball of herbs was starting to make everyone sick, but he wouldn’t work without it. He had a list of demands like that. That is a 100% true story, and my dad had a million of them like that. With all kinds of celebrities over his 20 years in the business.
Your dad should make youtube videos telling stories about the celebrities he worked with
@@michaelegan3522 Unfortunately he passed away over 10 years ago, but he literally had stories for days. The movie business was just the tip of the iceberg. He was a helicopter mechanic in Vietnam, early on in the war. He was out of the Army in 1967, and was released in San Francisco. That’s the time known as The Summer Of Love, the heart of the whole hippie scene. He thought it was lame and came back to Chicago. He got a job refilling cigarette vending machines, which were all owned by the Mob. So he was basically working for the mob going into sketchy bars all over the city. Then he became a paramedic on the Chicago Fire Department in the mid 70’s. Paramedics were a fairly new thing back then. Before that, there were just ambulance drivers who didn’t have any medical training. So many people would just die on they way to the hospital before paramedics became the norm. He did that for 13 years and could’ve probably written several books on what he saw during that time. He had actually been interviewed by authors before. He made into two books written by a guy named Studs Terkel, you should look him up. Then after that he got the job in the movie business. He worked on every movie filmed in Chicago from the late 80’s to early 2000’s. The Untouchables, Backdraft, The Fugitive with Harrison Ford (I love that movie), Adventures In Babysitting, Uncle Buck, Home Alone, Rookie Of The Year, The Negotiator, Chain Reaction, Above The Law, Judgement Night, Rapid Fire with Brandon Lee, The Exorcist III, With Honors, Richie Rich with Macauley Culkin. He worked on High Fidelity. People always get excited about that one. A kid I went to high school with is actually in the movie. He did other stuff too, like Michael Jackson’s Jam music video with Michael Jordan. He worked on the tv show E.R. a lot. My sister and her friend would visit him on set, and he would get them in the background of the scene, just like as a pedestrian walking by. The best was when he worked on the movie Dennis The Menace. Since it was a kids movie, they threw a party for the premiere so everyone who worked on the film could bring their kids. It was amazing. It was at a Dave and Busters type of place. I remember the kid who played Dennis was walking around with a little kid entourage. LoL It was just video games everywhere and tons of food that kids like. I remember eating ribs and cornbread all night. Never seen anything like it, before or since. The fact he worked on all these films might sound exciting and glamorous, but really, it was completely normal. It was just his job. We weren’t the ones who saw famous actors everyday, and when it came to that kind of stuff he couldn’t care less. Most of them were actually assholes that he couldn’t stand.
That got pretty long. Sorry about that. As I said, when it comes to my dad, I can go on and on. Thank you though, I don’t get to talk about him often. 🙏 👊 ✌️
He runs like he has rat traps on his hands
Lmao this.
Seagal now looks like a giant sized WWE action figure.
He's a gaw'damn Sheriff in some po-dunk town in Louisiana!
"I know everything about law enforcement. I've been doing it for 57 years."
My ex-husband would run like that. He also was a boxer. I have seen some people run like that, it is a rarity. I was in the military and you see alot of people running and how different they can be in running styles.
Yeah a kid in bootcamp would run with his arms straight down with his hands in fists. Weirdest fucking thing.
I was always told to run with "soft" wrists, so I do have a bit of a flamboyant run, but meh, whatever lets you run without pain
Less energy used im guessing
Yea I have heard to have loose wrists or arms so u don't waste energy flexing ur arms when u run
Track coaches tell you to run holding imaginary potato chips in your hands for a relaxed pose
Seagal has managed to master the art of Chairate.
Touché
No ads thanks for that.Subbed.
1:53 “Dude look at those little arms!” 😂😂😂 and the moment goes to the unseen guy cracking up in the background
With that amount of girth, Aikido is just about the ONLY martial art he could possibly do. He can't get off the mat if he goes down, he can't kickbox, in fact falling on someone is one of his most deadly moves.
Looks like he’s a master at ike-eat-o too
@@f0urstr1ng ''Meal Team 6''😆
I worked with a guy who was into Aikido and he did a clinic with Segal, back then he was totally legit and not in movies, and my friend was pretty impressed by his ability. Just think of how well liked he could be if he was self deprecating and without his absurd ego and cartoon like personality. Segal is such a narcissist he had to move to Russia to keep getting the attention he requires to feel relevant. In Websters under the word “tool” there’s a picture of Stephen Segal.
That first part had me balling 🤣. Don’t let him run.
I totally forgot about this project until it showed up in my feed, but Seagal released a bluesy rock album in 2005 called "Songs from the Crystal Cave" and he sings and plays guitar on it. It's shockingly a decent album.
It is probably as rare as the capt. Kirk Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
Heard a psychiatrist once say there are three types of people: "People with large egos, people with small egos, and people that have the ego of having no ego." They are blind to their own egotism, and think it doesn't exist because they have meditated themselves to some kind of superior person, and thinks they are better than everyone.
Ah the worst the ones who like to act like some unsolicited shaman lmao
It is called narcissism.
@@mondaysinsanity8193 Like Xavier Renegade Angel?
Finally someone who encourages me to have a solid pizza diet knowing I can still be a bad ass.
My buddy and I have been watching his newer movies and OMG they are sooooo funny!.
I had to Google "Steven Segal Running"... was NOT disappointed. I paused the vid and YT'd it; so I got to see it twice; STILL hilarious.
he runs like Red from Friday, after Deebo steals his chain
Steven Seagull is so quick, I saw him walk into a China Buffet, and less than 5 minutes later, walk out with a shopping bag full of egg rolls.
Dude we used to laugh hysterically in the 90s of him running in movies. We had his movies on VHS.
OMG HIS RUN OMG OMG OMG.. i'm dieing right now
im a waiter i used to work at cheltenham race course in the uk (one of many i worked) i was very experienced and as a result i secured my self a private box which meant i would be dealing with higher paying customers for example arab sheiks, actors, and high level business men well one day my manager comes to me as she knows i was a seagal fan and offered to move me to that box i was over the moon meeting my childhood film hero well to cut a long story short he behaves much like said arab sheiks everyone is below him i was told i could not make eye contact with him or speak to him and if i would ask a question to the room he would glare at me and whisper using his hand to cover his mouth and pass messages on to his assistant to then tell me hes very much up his own back side and even his assistant told me hes a terrible person to be around and work for i was then told i was now barred from the room and given £50 for my troubles which i till this day believe was from the assistant not seagal i then told his assistant how i looked up to seagal and will never ever watch his movies my manager also told me he left without paying his bill either and the only items they ordered was a pot of coffee and 1 case of miller lite and stiffed the racecourse for the bill i was told by my manager that the PR company had a season lease on the box but that any items ordered was to be paid by the people using the box clearly seagal didnt get the memo and wouldnt pay the around £40 bill so yeah thats my seagal story lesson of this story is never meet your childhood heros
you type like someone who didnt graduate high school.
Where is dot
@@hannibalburgers477 I came for this and I was satisfied.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cool sentence.
Segal's has all kinds of accents too. I forget what comedian made fun of all the accents he's used in movies. Segal is comedys best friend, so much material there.
Cum town pointed it out.. how after a certain movie he started talking like a gangster lol
I am a 51yo woman and can tell you that I def run funny and I will dye my hair black until I take my last breath. Riding this Wednesday Addams look to the grave.
I've always liked the Wednesday Addams look. I mentioned this to my son once and he said "Maybe you're a closet Goth". I was horrified.
Well good luck with that little project
It’s always the people laughing in the back for me 🤣😂
“He looks like he’s learning to run” 🤣.
I love how the only thing we accept is that he is an Aikido master.
Once again we see a martial arts demonstration where the "master" fights people offering him NO resistance whatsoever.
"Dude, look at Those little arms!"
haha
*_my favourite Segal move is the magical pointing to his own nose forcing the guy running towards him magically do the somersault as he is flying by_*
or as *Sensei Segal* calls it: *マジックノーズタッチ宙返り* [Majikkunōzutatchi chūgaeri]
I remember Diaz mentioning this all the time
Isn't it funny how we all just accept that Steven Seagal is pronounced like Se-GAHL rather than SEE-gul. Steven SEE-gul sounds like a Jewish kid with asthma.
No shit, the kid down the hall from me is named Stephen Siegel and, young Jew, can’t play sports etc it’s fuckin perfect
The absolute best is hearing the producers in the background cackling
"Why are they flailing?" 😂😂
Growing up , watching his block buster movies, I didn’t know much about Steven Seagal. The only thing I knew was that he had a dojo in Japan…
I don’t understand why he let himself go like that…
To make my friends laugh, I would run like that hitting my chest like a Tik.
Il
Was obsessed with his movies when I was a kid . Like 2009-2012
Yes the jokes crack me up but that laugh at the backround makes me roll on the floor laugh😂
I'm waiting on Steven Segal's next movie. Above the heartburn.
Or “Under Seizure”
"I don't know anything about martial arts, but Steven Seagal would know a damn lot about behavior that's embarrassing to the human race."
- Chael Sonnen.
It’s like he’s trying to swim when he runs lol.
Love how I watch this clip out of context and at the very end it cuts to a blow up doll dressed as Christina in her seat 💀
You guys dont give him enough credits.
He obviously definately taken the running advice to heart.
Now he barely walks
The "joke run" is a running joke
1:34 it looks like he just heard the all-you-can-eat Buffett is about to close.
That was f**king brilliant
The Stallone story was Steven and JCVD was about to fight in Stallone's mansion so JCVD told him to step outside but Steven wouldn't fight.
I never heard that but I believe it
@@tonyjay617 Its very true, JCVD has talked about and and Sly has also. You can find it on CZcams. JCVD said Steven was being very disrespectful so he told him to step outside.lol
@@adamking4246 Segal would have lost the fight because JCVD wouldn't know the aikido choreography in order to comply with Segal's wrist throws, lol
interestingly, steaven has more hair at 69 than he was at 29 :D
His jogging in Glimmerman is ridiculous!😆
Type in 'steven segal dancing' it should be the first video that pops up. Pure gold
Christina was finally good on a podcast.
Segal is too old for someone to do it now but I'd love to see him step into a cage with any real discipline and watch his ass fold in under a minute
Unless we find a 70 year old MMA fighter
Don't be so hard on a senior citizen.
He took running lessons from Phoebe Buffay lol.
Love the Trixie cosmetics shirt 💖
I want Tom to do with Steven Seagal what he did to Garth Brookes.
You have an e that doesn't belong.
Yeah no. Unlike Seagal, Garth HAS killed.
I've never done Akido but in Jujitsu, if someone grabs your arm to throw and you don't go with it they could easily break your arm or elbow.
Of course there's ways to fight against it, and turn things on your opponent, but even in a real fight sometimes you're better just going with it.
Really if you're practicing or learning you go with the force, or deflect the force. It saves a lot of injuries
Let me guess, you are 15 years old and don’t train.
No one easily breaks anything. Are you actually trying to teach, cuz this comment is useless and a waste.
Delete it.
It looks like he's jump roping 🤣
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