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  • Mueller closes in on Manafort for suspicious spending and Trump takes to Twitter to fight obstruction.
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  • @Luinta
    @Luinta Před 6 lety +637

    Murder is something usually done in private too, but you dont see the cops say "Well this man was killed in broad daylight in the middle of hte street while hundreds of witnesses recorded it on their phones... I guess our hands are tied. I mena, it's not murder if it's out in the open right?"

    • @bentadele7855
      @bentadele7855 Před 6 lety +22

      Lilith Henry🤦🏿‍♂️🙏100.

    • @Marny5580
      @Marny5580 Před 6 lety +27

      He bragged on tv about how he murder someone in the middle of the street and no one would bother him.
      He actually TELLS the world what he wants to do -- and people of his ilk think he's kidding. Must be that German Nazi blood of his grandfather . . .

    • @ProfChaos10
      @ProfChaos10 Před 6 lety +20

      “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters” - The 45th POTUS

    • @quantumsolace5864
      @quantumsolace5864 Před 6 lety +2

      Mark Rosenblum. I truly believe you, judging from the type of decadent country were living in.

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman Před 6 lety +5

      Uuuh, yes, I did see the cops say pretty much exactly that? Seriously, that happened just the other day...

  • @Corsuwey
    @Corsuwey Před 6 lety +405

    Didn't they state that any Tweet by the President is an official statement?

    • @TomDeVito
      @TomDeVito Před 6 lety +52

      Corsuwey Why yes, Yes they did

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 Před 6 lety +41

      Corsuwey Exactly! He has also cited policy under that official government account. As usual Rudy lies out of his ass!!

    • @Marny5580
      @Marny5580 Před 6 lety +20

      Trump himself has said numerous times that ONLY he is the actual tweeter of those tweets.
      Who else would be so ignorant ...

    • @leetraviusmckay314
      @leetraviusmckay314 Před 6 lety +3

      Corsuwey yup 😂😂😂😂

    • @Hazard0ss
      @Hazard0ss Před 6 lety +29

      It's policy and government annoucements when it's good, it's "just an opinion" when it could get him in trouble. Easy peasy.

  • @DTotts4
    @DTotts4 Před 6 lety +65

    Lol, bank robbers should just start tweeting each other now. "How can you say we were planning a crime? Actual bank robbers make plans in secret. I was just saying we SHOULD knock the guard out, break all the security cameras, and pick the vault lock next friday... not that we MUST."

    • @SarahLibogomalove
      @SarahLibogomalove Před 5 lety +3

      DTotts4 am getting a feeling you've robbed (or tried to) a bank before!

  • @mehakSharma-tz9mz
    @mehakSharma-tz9mz Před 6 lety +88

    "Colludy Guilliani" 😂- good one Trevor.

  • @LupineShadowOmega
    @LupineShadowOmega Před 6 lety +87

    Why are two jackets that are that expensive that ugly....?

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 Před 6 lety +1

      LupineShadowOmega I don’t like the fact that they are made from animals. Cows don’t bother me as much because at least we know all of the cow is being put to use but I still don’t like it. And now having found out that to meet the demand of beef cows are not being raised on open ranges anymore, at least outside the country they aren’t. It’s costing a fortune for grains to be shipped to them so they have something to eat and I can only surmise it’s that POS Monsanto hybrid garbage being fed to them. They are locked up with no grass whatsoever, basically forced to stand on dirt all the time. If we can’t take care of the animals we are consuming then we don’t deserve to eat them!

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 Před 6 lety +2

      LupineShadowOmega And 😂1 other thing; It is disgusting that 1 person pays a ridiculous amount of money for 1 jacket while children starve! Reprehensible and those types of greedy MF’s want to rob us of more of our tax dollars and they feel they should not have to pay their share. So sick of it all!!

    • @ahnobi
      @ahnobi Před 6 lety +5

      Probably laundering money cover ups

    • @sandralittle856
      @sandralittle856 Před 6 lety +1

      LupineShadowOmega y 111 consider the person who purchased the jackets. Ugly, classless and tasteless.

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 Před 6 lety +744

    "Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it." - Edmund Burke. And "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." JFK.

    • @ThisIsYourOnlyWarning
      @ThisIsYourOnlyWarning Před 6 lety +13

      Well said my friend

    • @aeviwright7846
      @aeviwright7846 Před 6 lety +23

      The republicans gleefully headed by jeff sessions locked up children which has resulted in at least one known child rape. They have also failed to implement a basic record keeping system to keep track of who these kids even are. since the 1970's they have sold out the average american to the corporate elite all while calling liberals a long list of names starting with "dirty hippies" and blaming them for what the conservatives have been doing to them. get the fuck outa here with your poorly educated "opinions" this is politics where FACTS are the only object of weight. To emphasize my point Trumps main support base is conspiracy nuts that can only connect the dots after some dipshit on youtube bullshit them after a few bong rips some meth and a case of paps blue ribbon. Conspiracies never work because the more humans you involve in an endeavor the more likely it is to fail. In Drumpfs case he hired nothing but idiots and sadists and the evidence has been spilling from their bloated guts into the hands of the media since before the vote even took place. when they say he has 87% republican support they mean from the house and senate not the average voter you dipshits. Honestly its like you think you filled out a servey and just forgot about it but no they survey the sitting officials for support his actual approval rating is around 20% which coincides with the 30% average of mental disorder or in short even 1/3 of the crazy people in america have realized theres just too much evidence against him from his own public actions as even his private reactions get leaked by his shit inexperienced staff. even your name "Mata Pendejos" sounds like your just a dumb baiting troll who needs to get a fucking life and actually use your brain for something other than spewing horse shit.

    • @Marny5580
      @Marny5580 Před 6 lety +12

      'reality TV' is what Trump believes he is doing ... and continues to think "you're fired" relates to anyone but himself.

    • @lovely-mk4rt
      @lovely-mk4rt Před 6 lety +1

      Thank you for the reminder 🕊

    • @bradenwachtrup6510
      @bradenwachtrup6510 Před 6 lety +1

      Marny5580 I believe Trump is a good hard-working man that took what his father gave him and expanded it into something incredible. He is a role model for the average American. He shows that you can take anything in this country and make it great. Also Trump is a great man who had been celebrated in the black community for a long time before the election. He has fought for African American and Hispanic rights time and time again (before the election ie: when everyone started hating him). He is a great man and I will vote for him in the next election as he is leading our country towards a great path of even more economic prosperity as well as improving the life of an average American (middle class) as well as making it easier to reach the middle class.

  • @ginaplopper-norton8839
    @ginaplopper-norton8839 Před 6 lety +236

    Colludy Giuliani

  • @rickiex
    @rickiex Před 6 lety +1769

    Can't wait to watch and read about this 20 years from now. I can tell my grand kids I hated his guts, just like my grandpa hated Nixon 😂😂

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 Před 6 lety +106

      Can't wait 'til we can all sing and dance and play "Dancin' In the Streets" at our block parties when we are finally rid of the orange bitch.
      Whatever it takes, the day the bastard is gone from the White House is the day we cheer. It will feel like people felt when WWII finally came to an end!

    • @Blockistium
      @Blockistium Před 6 lety +44

      yeah hopefully we will be alive

    • @Terrakinetic
      @Terrakinetic Před 6 lety +29

      Don't get complacent. There is still the very real chance that Trump will kill you. Yes you, personally.
      Our lives are in as much danger as our livelihoods. Just look at those cultists hissing in every corner of the streets. They've abandoned all reason and principles. People have already died. If we don't stay vigilant, we're next.

    • @alexlandherr
      @alexlandherr Před 6 lety +15

      If Trump is forced away I’ll rejoice to “Ode to Joy”.

    • @TheDeathToday
      @TheDeathToday Před 6 lety +30

      The day Trump's sovereignty is over will be a happy day. And the day he DIES, the whole planet will cheer! I know in my far away land of France I'll be dancing for you

  • @freaker126
    @freaker126 Před 6 lety +174

    these guys are fckin lawyers and they talk like they've never studied law their whole life!!!??

    • @theworldiknow6482
      @theworldiknow6482 Před 6 lety +10

      freaker126 it is a good defense at appeal. Incompetent attorney or counsel is grounds for delay

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Před 6 lety +6

      freaker126 Welcome to Trump-America. Where dumb is smart and crazy is the norm.

    • @princessjello
      @princessjello Před 5 lety +1

      A lawyer with a 2.0 average is still a lawyer

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Před 5 lety

      But it is like only Trump. Also u should check urself m8. There's sth wrong w/ u. Seriously. Edit: @"Genius"

  • @Chas-OTE
    @Chas-OTE Před 6 lety +147

    She's right though. Most of America is mad. Just not at what she thinks.

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 Před 6 lety +15

      Chas O.T.E It’s what I was just voicing! Your right lying Sarah, most of America is angry but at trump not on his behalf!

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před 6 lety +7

      Boopala 1 sooooooooooooooo
      "Most of America" get out and VOTE. put the orange cheeto and his minions on the unemployment line ! ! !

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 Před 4 lety

      @@georgeb.wolffsohn30 Most of america did vote against trump so you know. Sadly a corrupt system ignores the peoples voice.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před 4 lety +1

      @@andreaskarlsson5251 our country still has (in comparison to the rest of the world) a pitiful turnout percentage. So, yeah. People gotta get out and vote.
      About the system: the problems are gerrymandering and Citizens United. Both have got to go in order for us to have a fair electoral system.
      Just one man's opinion.

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 Před 4 lety

      @@georgeb.wolffsohn30 Yeah I was shocked to hear the low number of voters in the usa considering how bananas you guys go over the campaigns. We have like 4 weeks of campaigning with one week where all the party leaders meet up and have speeches etc and it turns into a kind of a town festival. And that's pretty much it lol. And we had 87% of the people voting. :D

  • @andrewowens4421
    @andrewowens4421 Před 6 lety +67

    Look, there is not a law against being rich and spending extravagantly. However *where* Manafort got the money to spend for all that extravagance is what is being questioned. If things don't add up that can mean some serious problems for Manafort, one of the reasons why the Trump administration is trying to distance itself from Manafort.

    • @trishs706
      @trishs706 Před 6 lety +4

      So correct. I find Noah's comments on Manafort's wardrobe and kareoke funny, but the point of showing them in trial is that he has spent more than he claimed to earn. Those numbers don't add up.

  • @legocity2643
    @legocity2643 Před 6 lety +96

    Fighting fire with fire makes more fire, so does that mean that fighting obstruction with obstruction makes more prosecutions?

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta Před 6 lety +9

      Actually fighting fire with fire is a legitimate tactic, where a controlled fire is set and used to burn away brush and material ahead of a raging wildfire in order to starve it out when it gets to the already dead land and finds no more fuel.

    • @msgirly6827
      @msgirly6827 Před 6 lety +1

      Lilith Henry you are probably fun at parties. Yikes🤣

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta Před 6 lety +1

      People keep saying that...

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před 6 lety +2

      Michael Voss actually sometimes that is how it's done. The set fires burn all the fuel ahead of a fire's path so that when it gets there there's nothing left to burn. So the fire goes out.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před 6 lety +1

      Michael Voss so, Mueller prosecutes the henchmen first so that when he gets to Donnie Boy there's nothing left to say aaaaaand :
      Go directly to jail, do not pass go . . .

  • @learningpsychologynet
    @learningpsychologynet Před 6 lety +104

    Trevor You are a great guy! Democracy could need much more people like you!

    • @jlicrish2237
      @jlicrish2237 Před 5 lety

      www.LearningPsychology.net no just no. Not Trevor. We already have too many idiots in politics

    • @XiaoGuanYin104
      @XiaoGuanYin104 Před 5 lety

      @@jlicrish2237 dont worry. He's not native born. Now aren't you glad you didnt change the law for Arnold Schwarzenegger? Lol.

  • @will123410
    @will123410 Před 6 lety +128

    I see that Trump spelled Al Capone's first name wrong. It's actually spelled Alphonse not Alfonse.

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 Před 6 lety +25

      will123410 are you surprised? I mean, this is the same guy who spelled his wife's name as Melanie.

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 Před 6 lety +12

      Alexander Snyder
      And maybe also confuse “Ivanka” and “Ivana”.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před 6 lety

      will123410 not Alphonso ?

    • @Darknamja
      @Darknamja Před 6 lety +9

      Alphonse Gabriel Capone (/ˈæl kəˈpoʊn/;[2] Italian: [kaˈpone]; January 17, 1899 - January 25, 1947), sometimes known by the nickname "Scarface", was an American gangster and businessman who attained notoriety during the Prohibition era as the co-founder and boss of the Chicago Outfit. His seven-year reign as crime boss ended when he was 33.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Před 6 lety

      will123410 Oooh snap! I'd never seen that coming ^^

  • @mkleejr34
    @mkleejr34 Před 6 lety +21

    Thank you Trevor for going out and nailing the Daily Show Every night. We understand that it's really not that hard with Trump releasing a new headline almost every hour on the hour but keep up the good work.

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 Před 6 lety +618

    Lmfao Trevor in the Oustrich jacket

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak Před 6 lety +11

      Can you imagine if a $13,000 jacket ACTUALLY looked like that?! Talk about fashion forward.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 6 lety +2

      I love those birds. Poor ostrich!

    • @angrysocialjusticewarrior
      @angrysocialjusticewarrior Před 6 lety

      pretty sure it's Horse-rich jacket

    • @IliyaMoroumetz
      @IliyaMoroumetz Před 6 lety +3

      Look at that plumage! So majestic! :O

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh Před 6 lety

      Vagrant Vagabond: The plumage don't enter into it! It's stone dead.

  • @Arahansannihilation
    @Arahansannihilation Před 6 lety +45

    Wait until Manafort turns against him then it'll be "that loser who I barely knew!"

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman Před 6 lety +1

      Doesn't matter, the jury of Manafort's trial have already decided that they're going to have him freed... Justice has truly become blind at this point: She cannot even see the evidence any longer.

    • @Arvensa
      @Arvensa Před 5 lety +1

      That's literally already happened.

  • @alterego1362
    @alterego1362 Před 6 lety +20

    Aarghh when is this gonna end?
    It's been so long. Get Trump out of white house already!!

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před 6 lety +1

      Adarsh Kurup
      it was five years for bill. Have patience,
      Mueller Time is Coming.

    • @trishs706
      @trishs706 Před 6 lety

      But Bill wasn't kicked out, even when perjury was proven. I don't know if Congress has the nerve to kick out the first president in our history.

  • @elfsong713
    @elfsong713 Před 6 lety +32

    "This obstruction case is a total witch hunt! Now shut this thing down!"
    Once again, Trump proves that he is immune to irony.

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman Před 6 lety +3

      Yeah, and unless Americans get off their asses and actually protest his attempts to shut down the Mueller investigation _en masse,_ he'll prove that he's immune to charges of obstruction of justice as well. =__=
      GET OUT THERE! ORGANIZE YOURSELVES! PROTEST DAMMIT!

  • @endeavortrikes
    @endeavortrikes Před 6 lety +63

    Hucklesanders is running out of lies

    • @ameliecarre4783
      @ameliecarre4783 Před 6 lety +2

      No, never. She's an unstoppable machine.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před 6 lety

      ETC Flyer give the girl a break, she's got a lousy script.

    • @Marny5580
      @Marny5580 Před 6 lety +3

      She's not pretty enough for Trump to grope. Must be doing something else in order to keep her job as top liar and attacker of the press.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Před 6 lety

      Where's Kellyanne Con-way? She never runs out of lies! They should replace Smokey-Eye Hucklebee with her, that'd be the icing on the cake of that sinking muffin top that is the Donald Trump presidency ^^

  • @mommasitayoung148
    @mommasitayoung148 Před 6 lety +29

    Sending Love from Florida Trevor!💞 💕

    • @Marny5580
      @Marny5580 Před 6 lety

      Don't eat at his Mar-a-Lago - there have been MANY health violations! Look it up.

  • @boondocksdragon8959
    @boondocksdragon8959 Před 6 lety +27

    Collude-y Guiliani 😂😂😂

  • @Founrain
    @Founrain Před 6 lety +5

    Trevor Noah is brilliant in delivering this

  • @chrishunter7065
    @chrishunter7065 Před 6 lety +20

    Colludey Guliani. LOL

  • @chongmcafee3799
    @chongmcafee3799 Před 6 lety +11

    OooooOooo...Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. Keep talking!

  • @tishmarie7137
    @tishmarie7137 Před 6 lety +79

    I love me some Trevor Noah! Funny, smart, handsome and down to earth! Keep the laughs coming, you are stupid funny! 👍👌👊

  • @wallaceduncanjr3408
    @wallaceduncanjr3408 Před 6 lety +24

    Sarah Sanders Should read a dictionary

  • @user-gl5ok5pc7k
    @user-gl5ok5pc7k Před 6 lety +2

    Come on, why they take them so long to get this guy out of office
    This ridiculous

  • @quintonchapman1776
    @quintonchapman1776 Před 6 lety +16

    Trump probably does call people by their full name 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 Před 6 lety +1

      Well, I've heard him do it in regard to himself! LOL (I still think it is creepy when someone talks about themselves in the third person)

  • @ahnobi
    @ahnobi Před 6 lety +7

    Manafort better beware. That is how Trump was praising Cohen once upon a time. Where is Cohen now?

  • @dorian3927
    @dorian3927 Před 5 lety +2

    I noticed that on the Tweet they showed that the president didn't spell Alphonse Capone right...

  • @daviddoughton5938
    @daviddoughton5938 Před 6 lety +7

    Ostriches and pythons will rise up and fight for what's right.

  • @angelofsarcasm4924
    @angelofsarcasm4924 Před 6 lety +35

    Lol, Kanye Westeros.
    This needs more laughs...

  • @shinchansfunnyvines6900
    @shinchansfunnyvines6900 Před 6 lety +595

    Trump has given me every day so many reasons to laugh
    Thank You Very Much

    • @AndreaCremoni
      @AndreaCremoni Před 6 lety +25

      Mostly to cry about

    • @anonymousscience4095
      @anonymousscience4095 Před 6 lety +21

      My personal highlights are his trade war which is causing Chinese investment money to be pulled out of African countries, which causes more starving children... and recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, which caused the deaths of all those Palestinian protestors. He is a real laugh-a-minute...

    • @RVREVO
      @RVREVO Před 6 lety +10

      I have never seen so many comedy shows since Trump

    • @shreddknight2817
      @shreddknight2817 Před 6 lety +3

      Damon White ya ain't he hilarious and I'm not being sarcastic seriously though I'm not

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 Před 6 lety +1

      Shinchan's Funny Vines The comedy material just writes itself.

  • @alexmcfly7653
    @alexmcfly7653 Před 6 lety +1

    4:51 This picture of Giuliani made me think about Brian 's new teeth in episode 1304 of Family Guy.

  • @EricLing64
    @EricLing64 Před 6 lety +16

    No one commits murder in public, except terrorists.
    No one obstructs justice in public, except traitors.

  • @thomasbyers9153
    @thomasbyers9153 Před 6 lety +4

    To go along of argument of public doesn’t make it okay. If a mobster or gang member beats someone up in front of a bunch of people to stop them from testifying against them
    and says to everyone around “if you testify you get the same”, doesn’t mean it is okay since he did it publicly. Words or fists is still an attack on someone. If your kid gets bullied verbally doesn’t make it better than if it was hitting.

  • @moxellex
    @moxellex Před 6 lety +3

    >> Trump's lawyer and spokesgremlin

  • @msthang5366
    @msthang5366 Před 6 lety +1

    18K on karaoke equipment??
    Epitome of evil!!

  • @ottebya
    @ottebya Před 6 lety +1

    haha "colludy guiliani" almost had me spit hot tea all over my laptop, jeezus

  • @dmcken4671
    @dmcken4671 Před 6 lety +156

    What's up fellow Daily Show fans?

    • @pantrymonster
      @pantrymonster Před 6 lety +7

      D Mcken nothing much dude what's up with you

    • @Grit09
      @Grit09 Před 6 lety +7

      D Mcken Watching, laughing and liking as usual

    • @mkleejr34
      @mkleejr34 Před 6 lety +4

      Just kicking it watching another headline from the last President of the United States

    • @rydastyle9875
      @rydastyle9875 Před 6 lety +2

      mkleejr34 same here

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 Před 6 lety +2

      54th like
      Chillin

  • @MRiGOThim
    @MRiGOThim Před 6 lety +10

    Spokes gremlin...Rudy Giuliani🤣😂

  • @bojokowski
    @bojokowski Před 6 lety +1

    To be fair, he meant "shouldn't" stop the investigation.
    That should clear things up

  • @PaulWooters
    @PaulWooters Před 6 lety +2

    @05:41 Colludy Gulliani? LMAO!!!

  • @Zerrotox
    @Zerrotox Před 6 lety +10

    "Spokeskremlin"LMAO!!

    • @dmsdana4501
      @dmsdana4501 Před 6 lety

      Zerrotox I thought he said "Spokesgremlin". 😆

  • @lazysloth9060
    @lazysloth9060 Před 6 lety +303

    OMG!!! The pee pee tape may be a reality!!!!
    Russia, If you see this comment. Please find the "Pee Pee Tape". Thank you!

    • @princessqueen6881
      @princessqueen6881 Před 6 lety +16

      Lazy Sloth that can't be all they got on him, there has to be more

    • @3star2nr
      @3star2nr Před 6 lety +6

      Lazy Sloth dude were way WAY beyond the pee man.

    • @lazysloth9060
      @lazysloth9060 Před 6 lety +10

      3star2nr - You don't understand... we know he obstructed, we know he's an idiot, we know he had sex with many pornstars and tried to hide it. He's dirty. I just want to see his face on that video.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Před 6 lety +3

      Russia waits till next election -.-

    • @tiawilliams5690
      @tiawilliams5690 Před 6 lety +6

      If it does exist, and it probably does, Russia already has it. Trump’s also likely been laundering money for Russian oligarchs among other things.
      That said, we need to come to terms with the fact that Trump is a terrible person outside of what Russia may have on him. He’s been enthralled with them since they were the Soviet Union. There’s not much he’s doing or done that he wouldn’t be doing anyway.

  • @pepperquin6993
    @pepperquin6993 Před 4 lety

    Trevor you are the best! Thank you!

  • @bruceanderson7762
    @bruceanderson7762 Před 5 lety

    Thank you, Trevor Noah, for your outlook, and concerns. Now I go thru the day with a chuckle thank you sir, you are a treasure.

  • @prospertech1860
    @prospertech1860 Před 6 lety +5

    Bro. I love the shit outta Trevor. Not in a weird or attractive way...just his skits never fail to make me laugh and forget about the days problems...until i finish the clip. Hah. This dude is bigshot now man....lookin forward to seeing him on stand up.

  • @austinkelly5441
    @austinkelly5441 Před 6 lety +4

    I give Kelly 1 more week at the most before he quits.

  • @daviddarling512
    @daviddarling512 Před 6 lety

    Love your show Trevor! Thank you!!!!!

  • @arasb3258
    @arasb3258 Před 5 lety

    Trevor, you are getting better with each episode! Always funny, thanks for the all the hard work!

  • @megandevenish629
    @megandevenish629 Před 6 lety +6

    can we get someone who knows what theyre doing to make a cruelty free ostrich feather coat for dear Trevor

  • @davedalessandroDalessandro

    All you have to do to answer the question if he did or did not obstruct Justice is ask yourself this if your boss went on Twitter and said hey Trevor you should start wearing a black suit wouldn't you take that as he was telling you to do it you absolutely would I wouldn't dershowitz needs put in a nursing home cuz he done lost his marbles to

    • @billypoe5217
      @billypoe5217 Před 6 lety

      that's where the followers get lost, we the people are the dotards boss, not the other way around, not in america, not quite yet

  • @TOLOSE9
    @TOLOSE9 Před 6 lety +3

    If there was such a tape, it would be because he mispoke...

  • @hokulele393
    @hokulele393 Před 6 lety

    Trevor Noah, you are always on point!! #neverchange

  • @phil8378
    @phil8378 Před 6 lety +4

    Manaforte has a jacket made out of an ostrich and another made out of Sarah Sanders

  • @audreymuzingo933
    @audreymuzingo933 Před 6 lety +4

    What's so perfect about all this is how silent Mueller is. I enjoy imagining what he's like in his private life, and it goes in some weird and opposite directions. Like either he wears a Hefnerian red bath robe and fuzzy slippers and laughs his ass off at Trump tweets and watches late night shows.....or.......he just works nonstop like a Ninja, pausing his document scouring only to inject himself with something banned from use on racehorses in the 1940's and erupting in a primal scream that echos down the halls of his huge but empty and unadorned house.

  • @austinkelly5441
    @austinkelly5441 Před 6 lety +2

    How do you find a jury who does not know who these people are? It makes me wonder about the intelligence of that jury if they are that out of touch with what is going on in their own country.

    • @trishs706
      @trishs706 Před 6 lety +2

      They can know all they want, they just have to swear that they haven't already formed an opinion on the verdict. I know, still a tough sell.

    • @austinkelly5441
      @austinkelly5441 Před 6 lety +1

      Hmm. I can see some jury tampering going on once the jury gets chosen

  • @MrsRed91
    @MrsRed91 Před 6 lety +1

    You didn’t know robbers walk into banks and say “you SHOULD put the money in the bag”?

  • @5pctLowBattery
    @5pctLowBattery Před 6 lety +5

    HBO Go password...sharing is caring. 😬

  • @kassieraine110
    @kassieraine110 Před 6 lety +5

    Is it any surprise THIS is the lot someone like Trump would choose to manage his campaign?

  • @mariaangelova8275
    @mariaangelova8275 Před 5 lety +2

    Wow, the spending.... 🤦And I am living paycheck to paycheck every two weeks 🤦💔😞

  • @jessicasparkle
    @jessicasparkle Před 6 lety

    I love you, Trevor.

  • @lisahouk7776
    @lisahouk7776 Před 6 lety +6

    TRUMPS MAD?? HOWS HE GOING TO FEEL AFTER BEING IMPEACHED? HOW WILL HE EXPLAIN THAT TO HIS BOSS? LMAO

  • @mikeb2480
    @mikeb2480 Před 6 lety +18

    35 dislikes, 1.9k likes.
    Enough said.

  • @magrethaynes
    @magrethaynes Před 6 lety

    Thank you Trevor for a piece of home..clear perspective, lol

  • @emilybazer
    @emilybazer Před 6 lety

    Thank God for Trevor Noah and comedians in America at times like this.

  • @ZGGuesswho
    @ZGGuesswho Před 6 lety +3

    Sarah needs a higher res dress

  • @nR00R
    @nR00R Před 6 lety +12

    Trevor looking stoned again

    • @karlkarlos3545
      @karlkarlos3545 Před 6 lety +12

      Nope

    • @irenejenna5725
      @irenejenna5725 Před 6 lety +17

      I mean, if your job involves talking about Trump every night you'd probably want to get stoned too

    • @EastCoastQueen17
      @EastCoastQueen17 Před 6 lety +2

      nR00R hey I’ll smoke some grand daddy kush with him!!! I’m not mad all of this dumb shit going on

    • @leetraviusmckay314
      @leetraviusmckay314 Před 6 lety +2

      nR00R and Colbert keeps drinking when talking about Trump 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nR00R
      @nR00R Před 6 lety

      bigman9099 His eyes are red, he's openly admitted to smoking before his show, during his show, and I'm an idiot.... why?

  • @misterglg
    @misterglg Před 6 lety

    Madness I tell you and people cheer for those people!

  • @aequitas9563
    @aequitas9563 Před 5 lety

    I love you Trevor!

  • @kimberlyfoo404
    @kimberlyfoo404 Před 6 lety

    wow, Trevor is great.

  • @sagicorn1020
    @sagicorn1020 Před 6 lety

    What an episode of The Following reboot😂😂

  • @nickleroy6092
    @nickleroy6092 Před 6 lety +1

    Very good South African TV show!

  • @jeank2520
    @jeank2520 Před 6 lety

    The most brilliant criminal mastermind. Hahaha! Best opening Trevor!

  • @Mersipher
    @Mersipher Před 5 lety

    Yet again Trevor is my HERO!!! Thank you to Trevor and your research writers. Wish I could work for you. Let me know if you're hiring and want a great SR QA Engineer. Seriously.

  • @WilliamRWarrenJr
    @WilliamRWarrenJr Před 5 lety

    @4:30 ... *RIGHT ON, TREVOR!!* Best Drumpf impersonation you've ever done!!

  • @jahjoeka
    @jahjoeka Před 6 lety

    Noah is doing a fantastic job. I hope Jon is proud because I'm loving it!

  • @gloriaceaser573
    @gloriaceaser573 Před 3 lety +1

    Luv u Trevor ! Doing a great job covering election !💝💝💝💝💝🎒🎒🎒🎊🎉🎉🎈😷😎

  • @ElegantSolutions
    @ElegantSolutions Před 6 lety

    OMG, the Subway argument is you Best One Ever!!!!

    • @ElegantSolutions
      @ElegantSolutions Před 6 lety

      Sorry, I was laughing so hard, I couln't type. -OMG, the Subway argument is your Best One Ever!!!!

  • @wp2746
    @wp2746 Před 6 lety +1

    Genius !

  • @mayalman
    @mayalman Před 6 lety +2

    FFS it’s not “most of America” it really isn’t

  • @MarianaPz14
    @MarianaPz14 Před 6 lety +1

    This is an absolute déjà vu from when Trump asked Comey to "let Flynn go" ... same exact arguments and counter-arguments.

  • @grevberg
    @grevberg Před 6 lety

    "You call that obstructing justice? This is obstructing justice!

  • @traum640
    @traum640 Před 5 lety

    4:00 damn near jumped out of my skin!!! Thought that was Rob Ford for a second.

  • @FriginHavoc
    @FriginHavoc Před 6 lety

    That impression at the end has me dead! xD

  • @wakingupdailywithhailstorm4714

    Hilariously brilliant presentation by Trevor, yet very sad that these events actually happened.

  • @Dollyy2024
    @Dollyy2024 Před 5 lety

    I watch the news using Trevor Noah! He turns everything funny and yet he also has such a serious side that keeps me watching 💗

  • @LeviAckerman-dl3fk
    @LeviAckerman-dl3fk Před 6 lety +2

    Loll I like how they're talking about how logical people would obstruct justice, as if trump has an IQ high enough for logic

  • @patriciaa4451
    @patriciaa4451 Před 6 lety

    Ostrich Trevor is looking flyyyyyyyy!

  • @clivesouffe5423
    @clivesouffe5423 Před 6 lety

    Good one trevor 👌👌👌😂😂😂❤

  • @allisondoak9425
    @allisondoak9425 Před 6 lety +1

    Nah if you want to commit a crime the best thing you can do is confidently pretend like it’s what you’re supposed to be doing

  • @barkasz6066
    @barkasz6066 Před 6 lety

    That's some classic Chewbacca-defense right there.

  • @Gauss6174
    @Gauss6174 Před 6 lety

    1 million dollar for suits, and here i was hoping it would be a few thousand dollars. What a fool i was

  • @brandonwright2067
    @brandonwright2067 Před 6 lety

    Nailed it

  • @nicolawinning8853
    @nicolawinning8853 Před 4 lety

    Great show, thanks Trevor. Only see the similarly to Jacob now. True dat

  • @azure_paladin4706
    @azure_paladin4706 Před 6 lety

    We must show them our peaceful ways!
    By force!

  • @MrNiceHk
    @MrNiceHk Před 6 lety

    Trevor Noah is getting better

  • @fate8718
    @fate8718 Před 6 lety

    These episodes are always funny