Cartman Enjoys a Poop in the Woods - SOUTH PARK
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- The boys are enjoying an evening of camping. As Cartman enjoys a poop in the woods, a mysterious creature shows up.
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EXT. STARK’S POND - NIGHT
Against a starry sky, the boys have set up a tent next to
the pond.
They have a little fire going, and they’re sitting around
it, cooking marshmallows with sticks. Except for Cartman;
He’s playing his harmonica.
CARTMAN
You guys, listen to this song I just
wrote. It’s called “I Hate You Guys.”
(playing)
I hate you guys
You guys are assholes
Especially Kenny
I hate him the most
Cartman smiles, proud of himself.
CARTMAN
Okay, now let’s try one all together!
(playing)
I hate you guys.
(talking)
Come on, you guys know the words.
(playing)
Especially Kenny.
KYLE
This is sweet being rugged
outdoorsmen. Facing the wilderness,
not having to be home until eight
thirty...
Cartman gets up and walks away.
STAN
Where are you going?
CARTMAN
I’m going home for a minute, I have to
go to the bathroom.
KYLE
Just go behind the trees.
CARTMAN
I have to go number two.
STAN
So, you can poo in the wilderness.
CARTMAN
No way, dude, what would I wipe with?!
KYLE
Cartman, don’t be such a baby. We’re
supposed to be rugged outdoorsmen.
Cartman takes a few steps away.
CARTMAN
What do I sit on?
KYLE
You just squat, stupid.
Cartman walks a few feet and squats to poo.
STAN
NOT HERE! Go further away!
CARTMAN
God, I’m glad you guys know all these
pooping outside rules.
Cartman walks several yards away and squats.
We hear him make a few efforts.
CARTMAN
Ugh... Hugh... Come on, na...
KYLE
Watch out for ground eels!
The boys all laugh.
CARTMAN
Shut up, you guys! I can’t think!
KYLE
What do you have to think about?!
CARTMAN
I have to think about... Planes
dropping bombs...and...
Dumptrucks...and...Soft serve ice
cream...
(Pause)
Ah, that did it.
STAN
SICK DUDE!
Something pulls itself out of the pond...
CARTMAN
(Playing harmonica)
Pooping outside
Making soft serve ice cream
For all my friends
Especially Kenny.
POV of the creature as it sneaks up on Cartman.
CARTMAN
Hey Kenny, can I borrow one of your
gloves?!
Kenny stands up.
KENNY
Mph rm.
Kenny takes off his glove and heads for Cartman, but then
catches himself.
KENNY
(No way)
Mph rm!!
Cartman finishes up. He stands back up and zips up his
pants, just in time to see a pair of eyes looking at him.
Cartman freezes.
CARTMAN
What the...
The thing blinks at Cartman. It makes a sound,
HOPE
Oohmie gooba!
-then dashes off through the bushes.
CARTMAN
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!! COME LOOK AT
THIS!!!
STAN
WE DON’T WANNA LOOK AT IT CARTMAN!
CARTMAN
YOU GUYS!!! GET OVER HERE!!!
KYLE
NO WAY, DUDE!!
CARTMAN
I’M SERIOUSLY!!
The boys all come running.
CARTMAN (cont’d)
Look! over by those bushes!
The boys look around...
KYLE
What?
HOPE
Meesa scared!!
Suddenly, the bushes rustle again and a shadow darts
away.
STAN
I SEE IT!!
CARTMAN
COME ON, LET’S KILL IT!!
The boys all chase after it. Kyle suddenly stops.
KYLE
(Looking at his shoe)
AW!!! CARTMAN!! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO
BURY IT!! - Komedie
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Taken from Jakovasaurs (1999) from season 3
Hi
Hi
Warning every one it's not available on here🔒 just saying! & If you want to watch the full one that would probably be hulu or Kodi or CZcams TV!
"Get overmya!" "Im seriously!" Lol!
I can’t 😂
* get ovahya
@@doge2629 Nah he got it right
It is so funny to me when he says "I'm seriously"
I am like 666
1990s: Eric is hesitant to poop with everyone watching.
10 years later: “Eric, did you just take a crap on my desk?”
wassup with dat
Haha 😂
Not outside though.
This is where it all began
Wassup, wassup? Crapped on your desk, dawg. 'Sup with that?
“Poopin’ outside! Making soft serve ice cream! With all my friends! Especially Kenny!” 😂😂
*for all my friends
@@SkibidiRespect0 Daniel Yeter! *plays harmonica* Poopin’ outside! *plays harmonica* Correcting the quote! *plays harmonica* For all his friends! *plays harmonica* Especially Kenny!
@@brandonnixon2005 I agree 😂
Love how Kyle looks pissed before Cartman starts singing. LOL.
I think you mean from the moment he opens his mouth
“Hey Kenny, can I borrow one of your gloves?”
Im so glad that Kenny realised what he was going to use it for
"Sure dude...
Wait no!"
sizzurp.mp3, I laughed so hard, my jaw was hurting. 😆
“What the?”
@@MrMystr wipe his ass
“I hate you guys, you guys are assholes, especially Kenny, I hate him the most.” This is probably one of my favorite songs from the early seasons. Cartman with a harmonica is an awesome combo!
"I'm in Japanese prison, Lawd... Japanese prison got me down"
Back then it was Kenny now it's Kyle
This shows how little attention Kenny has nowadays
@@calebkuti7897 he was a main character in seasons 1-19, then a background character in seasons 20-21, then a main character again in season 22, and then a background character again in season 23. Wonder if he'll even talk next season.
@@mhi3280 Let’s not forget he was replaced by Butters and Tweek in season 6. Hopefully he talks next season
@@calebkuti7897 At least he had some sort of role in flashbacks or in Cartman's body.
k i n n y
I’m surprised that he doesn’t think Kyle is the worse
Me too
Kenny is poor
It changed in the later seasons
Same. Lol
He's just messing don't take his song seriously
0:08
Academy Award Winner, Best Original Song
“I Hate You Guys”
Music and Lyrics by Eric Cartman.
Specially kenny
I hate him the most 🎶
Now lets try one together
they should of nominated it over blame canada...that would of beaten phil collins
I hate you guys, cmon you guys know the words.
I love how the boys don’t look pissed until he says he hates Kenny the most
I thought he hates Kyle the most.
Planes dropping bombs, dumptrucks and softserve ice cream.
Oh that did it
chickens laying eggs, blowing a lint ball out of the drain, chocolate frosting, snakes being born, etc. etc.
I'll see your snake babies and raise you...
Play-Dough Fun Factory, asteroid slug from Empire, kids out a water slide
@@specificocean8378 sick dude !
@@nilsbachellery6939 🎵 pooping outside 🎵
1:27 when Kenny realized what Cartman was gonna do wit his gloves
Lol!!
Wow you’re so smart.
What a smart alek
“I’m glad you guys know all these pooping outside rules.”
Sometimes, Eric has some damn good lines 😅
I love how we can still see Cartman as he’s pooping
At least we can't see his tiny penis and his fat stinky ass.
note how kyle looks upset at the very moment cartman opens his mouth^^ 0:07
I didn't even notice
Lol thats funny but it couldve been an error
@@MiloPee much funnier if intended this way ^^
Well kyle really hate cartman with a burning passion (most of the time)
Makin' Soft serve ice cream for all my friends🎶
'specially Kenny🎶
"I'm glad you guys know all these pooping outside rules"
I like how Cartman expects them to sing along
I love how Cartman used to say "ya" at the end of some phrases.
Cartman : "Hey Kenny,can I borrow one of your gloves?"
Kenny : "Sure thing!" **takes off one glove while walking to Cartman**
Kenny : "....Hey wait!" >:( **Walks back while putting the glove back again**
I love Kenny lmao
He tried >:(
I thought he said hell no
he said no way, not hey wait
This show soooo different back then.
@@5ky_880 If you think farts and dumb jokes are better than nice and well made story plots and great social commentary… go ahead.
@@nobody-tj1mv I like both new and old Sputh Park. I used to watch South Park as a kid cuz it was kinda more childish back then so I have a bit of nostalgia for it but I also kinda miss the interactions they had in the older seasons of South Park.
Tho I do like that they have toned down on the fart anf shit jokes with the never seasons.
matt the show is literal ass now imo :)
matt it focuses too much on political commentary bullcrap now
Yeah I hate it now how it's now the next episode relies on the previous one and how its full of so much political stuff...
Too storyline based now compared to how it was before. It used to be every episode had it's own plot, and not the entire season based on 1 thing.
"I have to think about planes dropping bombs, and dump trucks, and soft-serve ice cream...oh that did it"💩
Sick dude
🎵"Pooping outside,
Making soft-serve ice cream.
For all my friends,
Especially Kenny."🎵
“Hey Kenny, can I borrow one of your gloves?”
"Sure dude....dude no"
1:19 BEWBS!
I think Cartman should be an Indie artist when he gets older
Dude, when he gets older, we all need to get the hell outta Dodge!!!! 🤪🤪
I'd legitimately rather listen to Cartman's music than 95% of indie "artists".
Too bad he’s a hobo now
1:24 “Hey Kenny, can I borrow one of your gloves?”
1:26 “Here you go. No way!”
😂😂😂
I think this clip should be called "Cartman sings the blues" lol
It's so funny where Kyle steps on Eric's number two mess lol 😆 🤣
🎶Poopin' outside, making soft-serve ice cream, for all my friends especially Kenny🎶
0:16 Kenny? I thought he hated Kyle the most
He used to hate kenny
Really?
This is kewl
@Joseph Cribari no
'specially keeny.
Kewl
*keew
Kewl
"Hey Kenny can I borrow your Glove?"
Me: Smh-
Poopin' outside 💩...with all my friends....especially Kenny! C'mon you guys know the words!! 🤣 That is one of the most epic legendary songs of south park!!
Ah yes, I too play harmonica while making number two.
1:16 “Pooping outside! Making soft serve ice cream! For all my friends! Especially Kenny!”
Awwww the good ole days
when their friendship made more sense..now it feels like they are rivals or they forget kenny
@@razkable while I agree, I love the change too
Back when they actually behaved like mischievous young kids. Nowadays, they're still young, but act and sound older than their actual age.
1:42 “come on let’s kill it” seriously Cartman
Ah Cartman your supposed to burie it!
"c'mon let's kill it!"
I love the way the marshmallows they are toasting stay white, they must be magical ones!
00:18 Kenny let him talk $hi+ 🤣
1:15 got me😂😂😂
I love you guys,
You guys are my friends,
Especially Kenny,
I love him the most
true
You guys always cheer me up Matt and trey
1:42 he stepped on some soft serve ice cream
Cartman's "let's kill it" got me
Yes! One of my absolute favorite episodes!
Cartman:I hate you guys especially Kenny
Me:don't listen to him Kenny
I hate you guys
It's a masterpiece...
Especially Kenny
Musical masterpiece from Cartman
Trying to learn how to play harmonica just to play this one and "I'm in Japanese prison lord"
Japanese balls got me down! Lol
Well I'm inJapanese prison Lord!
Japanese prison got me down!
Just absolutely legendary voice acting
💜 u 4 uploading this
“Especially Kenny” 😂
My first south park moment as someone who was two young at the time to be watching south park this was the funniest thing I had ever seen at the time.
I love this part of the episode so much 🤣
I lose it at "rugged outdoorsman"
Popping outside 🪗with all my friends 🤣
God, thank you guys you all know the pooping outside rules... 🤣🤣
0:10 I need this on my playlist
Those marshmallows never browned or burned... Magical
I need more of these stuff... We need new episodes!
0:08 why is Kyle already angry LMAOO
LOL it’s his first reaction to Eric doing anything
“Pooping outside, making soft made ice cream 🎶” might just be my new pooping outside song
I love how the song just continues after Cartman poops
.......especially Kenny" lol
Cartman once said “making soft serve ice-cream” “for all my friends” “especially Kenny”
“You guys are assholes”
5 or so minutes later: *calls them his friends 🪗 especially Kenny*
Love that episode! :D
Glad you guys know all of these poopin' outside rules
Planes dropping bombs, dump trucks, soft serve ice cream
The opening music is so catchy!
Kenny’s laugh sounding like the skull kid 😂
‘Specially Kenny.
It's nice that Stan, Kyle and Kenny have marshmallows on sticks
That intro was smooth
Cartman is classic
I saw this episode like yesterday-
I'm rewatching South Park. I'm on the last episode of season 3!
That’s a bit harsh what cartman was singing to his friends 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I gotta think of planes dropping bombs and soft serve ice cream" 💀
Making a cupcake frosting🧁-crapping on woods.
especially kenny
soft served ice cream 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Especially Kenny."
Cartman is a good singer
South Park is one of those things that you remember where you were, or time in your life when you see certain episodes. Sensory Flashback
Specially Kenny lmao
“I’m seriously!!”
I like the one where it's Cartman's birthday and he wants everyone to buy him a Megaman. But Kyle buys him 'Ants in the Pants' 😂🤣
Still so freaking hilarious
Lol Cartman is too funny
Soft-served ice cream!
“I have to go number two✌🏻”
“Making chocolate ice cream”
0:11 best song ever
you forgot lemmiwinks
Watch out for ground eels
😂😂😂😂😂
Wholesome episode lol
Poopin outside makin soft serve ice cream!
Did anyone notice that Kyle was already pissed off before cartman even said anything.
True crappin out doors is magnificent...and if its raining...no need for tp! lol
Especially Kenny