i give a shit ---when i was married my wife and me went to japan to set records of a fast time on one of their gameshows ,,however even though our urine was clean we had taken LSD at some point days before so my wife insulted the host about how their culture treats women and looks at school girls so we went back and ndid it again preaching how animals are aware and have souls ,,or somthing around that subject,,we had a huge breakup i have amnesia and some things somtimes i want to foget
Woah, I feel bad for laughing! (By the way, your comment reminds me of a character from a video game series that I play where it's implied that his father abused him. At one point, he'll say that his "father slapped [him] harder than that when [he] was a baby!" when he receives minor damage.)
is it just me or whenevers stan sees kyle sad about something he helps him? then there's kyle hanging out with cartman while his best friend literally needs help (i just kinda see it that way)
“STAN ME AND KENNY DONT CARE ABOUT STUPID ASS WHALES” Later in that episode.... “Stan me and Kenny love whales so much and it’s not just cause you have a famous tv show nooo”
When you are a kid you see all the problems that are going on in the world. But as you get older you realize there is only so much you can do to help out. Also, Cartman gives an amazing performance on that mic!
Notice how Cartman said the he and kenny didn't care about the whole whale/dolphin situation but didn't say kyle didn't care. Its not that Kyle doesn't care, he just knows it can't be changed.
What makes this truly incredible is it's not just Cartman sing Poker Face badly, it's Trey Parker singing Poker Face to the best of his ability while doing Cartman's voice.
Something about Cartman Kyle and Kenny looking at each other and going straight back to the song cracks me up
Ikr
@@stardisc_8734 I know right*
If there were lines:
Kenny: Back to singing?
Kyle: Back to singing.
Cartman: *continues the song*
@@glennoconnor1130 da fck dude ?
@@glennoconnor1130 Are you the kind of person that brags about being in AIG?
"im not too busy stan, i just dont care...at all" LMFAO
J S “Yeah, me neither.”
i give a shit ---when i was married my wife and me went to japan to set records of a fast time on one of their gameshows ,,however even though our urine was clean we had taken LSD at some point days before so my wife insulted the host about how their culture treats women and looks at school girls so we went back and ndid it again preaching how animals are aware and have souls ,,or somthing around that subject,,we had a huge breakup i have amnesia and some things somtimes i want to foget
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@@jjhutch1999 Okay dude. That's nice.
@@jjhutch1999 u ok?
Y'all joking around but Cartman hitting that chorus harder than my dad hits me
That’s gonna be a _yikes_ from me, dog
Oo-
Damn bless your hear
bruh...yo dad be beatin' yo ass good! :v
Woah, I feel bad for laughing!
(By the way, your comment reminds me of a character from a video game series that I play where it's implied that his father abused him. At one point, he'll say that his "father slapped [him] harder than that when [he] was a baby!" when he receives minor damage.)
Kenny is really content with hitting 2 buttons the whole song
@FrostyJack21 YT I think he’s just happy about actually being able to play a video game
@@phlarbus7821 you’re both wrong. He’s just happy about not being brutally killed.
So he's basically Lars here?
Who are u to judge what makes someone happy
Lol
Trey Parker recorded a full version of Cartman singing Poker Face, and that eventually got put in Rock Band as a downloadable track.
After I saw this comment I looked it up and found it.
Not all Heros wear capes (✯ᴗ✯)
Where
Video Game Drummer Productions thank you!
Small_ Kitty_Cat Cartman wears a cape with his superhero costume.
It's so weird to see Kyle hanging out with Cartman without Stan.
Kyle is the glue of the group. The friend everyone really likes and can hang out with (Stan is more the leader)
@@santiago8991 doesn't cartman hate him the most?
@@santiago8991 I would say Kenny is the glue of the group. Kenny is liked by everyone, but Kyle is hated by Cartmen.
is it just me or whenevers stan sees kyle sad about something he helps him? then there's kyle hanging out with cartman while his best friend literally needs help (i just kinda see it that way)
@@bluemartian9642 well, I think its Stan. He's the most caring of the group, and in my opinion, care plays a big factor in a friendship
cannot believe lady gaga copied the beauty that is eric cartman’s singing
ikr smh my head
*HOW DARE SHE*
Weeellllllll lady gaga’s a bitch ye a big fat bitch she’s the
Kyle: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN
She probably sued them for copyright
Cara de poker
“Stan me and Kenny don’t give two shits about stupid ass whaaales” is an underrated line
“We meant Whales the country.”
I find it surprising Cartman doesn't care about whales considering he is one
(Ah I'm sorry, I had to throw that one out there)
@@sonianevermind1232 he’s the only manatee no one wants to conserve
Season 13 Kyle: "Its not like we can change the way an entire country thinks!"
Season 4 Kyle: brings democracy to Cuba by writing a letter
He did that so he can go to a concert, not to save something
He just changed one person's mind with that letter not a whole country
And then influences US president to nuke Canada.
@@KnightspaceORG and denmark almost
Season 22: kyle nukes canada
This is why Cartman is my favorite
Yes
Same
SAME
RIGHTT
Same
"I don't give a crap about whales, so go and hug a tree!" Obviously the highlight
Or the “me and Kenny don’t give two shits about stupid ass WHAAALLEESS”
"We were talking about Wales the country."
It’s so hilarious. Cartmen bringing his inner hippie hatred.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
cartman is the best
I just love Kenny with the drums in the back
Salzar Drummers belong in the back,
Love the nirvana pfp
1,2,1,2,1,2
He actually has a pretty pleasant singing voice
I think these days anyone can have That, just tune it afterwards on a computer.
Leon Tarmann hater
@@iiCookiie7xd he's not wrong though
I can't say the same about Lady Gaga. She can't sing that well.
@@herbcruz4697 I respect but disagree with your opinion
"I dont give a crap about Whales so go and hug a tree" LMAOO I WAS DYINGGG💀💀💀
Stan is acting like Kyle 😂
Its because throughout the show Stan has always cared a lot for animals, more than anyone else does
@@jeamsis "..Best friends with someone, who only cares about: his image!"-Butters
Not really. Stan's always been an animal lover and into animal rights. This is a pretty consistent thing with him.
How is he like Kyle? Kyle got a country nuked because he wanted to ban a show.
Seanyboy 2007 I meant how Kyle tries to be the moral one and that’s what Stan pretty much does the entire episode
the power he puts behind the P in every P word in the song kills me 😂
Dont forget the NOHNOHNOHNOH and the MAMAMAMA 😂😂😂😂
His eyes were even closed lmao
Okay but can we give Gaga SOME credit for making great pop music?
@Against thepods
No
can't read my can't read my PPPPPPPoker face
Cartman pointing at Stan while singing the last bit....subtle but absolutely hilarious
Facts been looking for this comment
Soflo Sports lmfao for real. He points all around he wasn’t even focusing Stan
@Soflo Sports Funny cause we've all done it
I didn't even notice that till you pointed it out lol
My favorite part
"I dont't give a crap about whales, so go and hug a tree."
Damn hippies. Lol
😂😂
Pah pah pah pah poker face MAH MAN MAH
What? You are the first comment on this video and it was uploaded on 2009.
That is wrong lirics. Google it.
@@davidmorales.1745 Hi
@@pioxia777 hellow. damn, this video got lotta views and comments since then.
I love when they do these little scenes to show that they are still just goofy kids, and they are still friends no matter what.
I just love Cartman’s go hard or go home attitude when it comes to singing.
But can someone credit Gaga for making great pop music? Yeah
@@againstthepods4316 no she copied cartman
@@againstthepods4316 We’ve *all* heard this song and we *all* know Lady Gaga sang it. We give her plenty of credit. This is about South Park not her
EVERYONE COULD WE IMAGINE IF THERE WAS A Sitcom MASKED SINGER SERIES
(Like Fox's MASKED singer)
Cartman would Actually win the Competition
1:26 this part cracks me up everytime 😂
Lmao
FR🤣🤣
Same
I dont give a crap about vegans
My favorite bit in this epi is when Kenny and Cartman are fake crying for the tv camera.
Jelly Ranger Cartman makes sure the camera keeps both of them in frame. Love that.
“nononono keep this a two shot”
Don’t forget when he said “I deserve to be on TV” when Stan told them to admit they’re doing just that lmao.
'I dont give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree' Hahahaha this made me laugh all day!!! 🤣🤣😂
Same
Same BAHAHHA
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Probably the only moment when both Kenny and Kyle took Cartman’s side over Stan
I like how Kylie says “you can’t just change the way a country thinks” although he made Cuba into a democracy
“Kylie” ????
ElfenVin you know what I meant
Kyle
It autocorrected me for some reason
@@user-zh2oy6vk8k you can edit the comment
1:01 "stan, me and kenny dont give two shits about stupid ass whales" 💀💀
Rare footage of Kyle and cartman getting along
They are not fighting for once
I love as soon as stan walks out they just continue doing what they were doing before he came in 😂
The best part is later on in the episode when Cartman says, "I was talking about Whales the country" lol
🤣
"I don't give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree" 😂
I love how well they all get along, even Kyle and Cartman, whenever they do normal activities together.
-This is all getting way out of hand.
-What do you mean, the song is sweeeet
Lmao
01:01 gets me every time 😂
Its my favorite part too, lol
I can relate with Cartman on that tho haha
what do you mean? the song is sweet. 😂😂😂😂
The way Cartman delivers his lines in this scene is absolutely beautiful
Season 13 ep 11
Good job Олег
@@Vegeta-te7lw аминь
Спасибо
thank you
Thank you dude!
The fact that you can actually download this particular version for the Rock Band video game makes it even more hilarious.
1:02-1:08
Funniest part of the vid
*ME AND KENNY DON’T GIVE TWO SH*TS ABOUT STUPID A*** *WHALES*
LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING 🤣
No its i dont give a crap so go hug a tree
The beep is funny
“STAN ME AND KENNY DONT CARE ABOUT STUPID ASS WHALES”
Later in that episode....
“Stan me and Kenny love whales so much and it’s not just cause you have a famous tv show nooo”
i jus rember the ep im dying even more now
“We were talking about Wales the country..”
@@maskwelding4148 Fair enough
I like that he says me and Kenny
Cartman is singing Poker Face 0:01
Really
I can’t believe Lady Gaga stole this from Cartman.
She should respect his authority.
More like Authoritah.
@@SonofTuscon99
Yep 👍
Everything about this was perfect, from Kyle and Kenny bobbing back and forth in the background to Cartman's actions 😂. Just perfect!
When you are a kid you see all the problems that are going on in the world. But as you get older you realize there is only so much you can do to help out. Also, Cartman gives an amazing performance on that mic!
For anyone that doesn’t know, there’s a full length poker face sung by cartman
For anyone who also doesn’t know: It was a DLC for rock band
Notice how Cartman said the he and kenny didn't care about the whole whale/dolphin situation but didn't say kyle didn't care. Its not that Kyle doesn't care, he just knows it can't be changed.
“What do you mean? The song is sweet” 🤣😂😅
I just absolutely love when he starts singinh about how he dont care and go hug a tree lol 😅😂
He's a great singer. 👍🏼
You should hear the full version: czcams.com/video/mkGyY1b_ljM/video.html
"i dont give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree" lmaoooooooo
"I dint give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree" My favorite part out of all of south park LOL.
I prefer Cartman's version.
JAIL
Cartmans version is better
South Park amazing I love that show..
Cartman has that universal American attitude. Not our problem...until it becomes an inconvenience for us. 😆 🤣
Nobody gonna point out how dead set focused Kenny and Kyle are on this while cartman is just doing his thing. I love this
What makes this truly incredible is it's not just Cartman sing Poker Face badly, it's Trey Parker singing Poker Face to the best of his ability while doing Cartman's voice.
It’s more funny that the censor beep is also reverberated when cartman swears on the microphone.
I like how little energy there is in Kyle and Kenny but Eric is just going off 😂
Me and the boys at Fortnite Festival in February 22
"This is getting way out of hand!"
"What do you mean? This song is sweet."
“I don’t give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree!”😂😂😂
brings a tear to my eye honestly.
Poker Face is one of my favorite songs.
“I don’t give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree” lmaoo
Can't believe Lady Gaga stole this from Eric
Wait really:0?
@@kumquatznoize511 yeah poor cartman lol
I know right 😫
“What’s your favorite song?”
“It’s complicated”
Iconic 2000's South Park moment..
I love how Cartman points at Stan when singing lol
Same lol!
The fact that Kenny and Kyle still gets the notes right while Cartman is walking in front of them-
"Stan, me and Kenny don't give 2 shits about stupid ass whaaaales " had me rolling to another galaxy
😂
The way Cartman points his finger at Stan while looking into his eyes and singing always kills me.
I love how these videos come on my reccomended 11 years after they come out
"Yeah, me neither".
Gotta love Kenny.
Not Kenny playing the drums 😂😂 I love Kenny he is so cute
The way Eric Cartman said at the end 😂
13 years later and its sill a jam.
is it bad that i unironically like this song
No it slaps
This song randomly goes through my head at work all the time.
Can't believe this episode is over 10 years old. God, I feel old.
0:13 every time I listen to poker face, I sing along and I always do this thing that Cartman is doing
Eric totally killed it! Can’t make up my mind on whether this version or the original is better!
I love how he just keeps singing after he leaves. xD
1:09
He just starts singing immediately after 💀
Kenny playing the drums is so funny for some reason😂
Stan actually killed some of the poachers- just think about the last time someone killed for you
Lol poker face by lady gaga XDD
“I just don’t care. At all”
- Eric Cartman
Lady gaga does a great cover of this song
The fact this was uploaded 10 years ago and still resinates today is wild
Damn Stan why you gotta interrupt this banger
Imagine an episode where cartman's genuinely nice and does something not for his own benefit lmao
Spookyfish
Fun with Veal and Major Boobage
I would faint from shock and wake up only to find that the episode is over. It might as well be a dream.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Girls are smart and funny. Get over it
the one about the baby cows
Just rewatched this episode like 2 nights ago and it reminded me that this seriously one of the greatest scenes of all time
“I don’t give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree”
😂
Cartman: "I'm straight"
Also cartman:
As a percussionist kenny slayed 🤩
"SO GO AND HUG A TREE"
beautiful words
CZcams has never known what I wanted better than now
The quality 🥰‼️
Id unironically listen to cartman singing Poker face.
There is a full version, you know
@@Vitorio582 Gonna look it up Rn.
He can sing 🎵