Did Bob Mortimer Help Damon Hill Win a Grand Prix By Giving Him 'Pocket Meat'? | Would I Lie To You?

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  • Bob Mortimer: "I once helped Damon Hill to Grand Prix success by presenting him with a pre-race snack."
    From Would I Lie to You? Series 14 Episode 4
    Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
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  • @WilliamsDinis
    @WilliamsDinis Před rokem +1680

    Bob has been slowly wearing down David to a point he doubts the very fabric of reality.

    • @eksiarvamus
      @eksiarvamus Před rokem +25

      I like that they usually put him in Lee's team so David has to guess. He really will be the end of David Mitchell one day.

    • @runtdmc796
      @runtdmc796 Před rokem +18

      I'm sure bob tells the producers fake stories and pretends they are true

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 Před rokem +13

      Mitchell’s patented angry logic finds its match in Mortimer

    • @outbackspaceradio8416
      @outbackspaceradio8416 Před rokem +6

      They really need to make a show together

    • @WilliamsDinis
      @WilliamsDinis Před rokem +13

      @@runtdmc796 I'm not so sure about that, you can see from his personality that he's a naturally goofy guy and would be up to these kinds of crazy stuff

  • @Ultraw
    @Ultraw Před rokem +945

    And David falls further and further into insanity at the hands of Bob Mortimer 😂

    • @WILTY_TV
      @WILTY_TV  Před rokem +80

      It's always the egg stories...

    • @suasanakota6219
      @suasanakota6219 Před rokem +9

      ​@@WILTY_TV Hahaha you're right. Bob Mortimer, Eggs, and famous people from the past not mixing well for David 😅

    • @ruk2023--
      @ruk2023-- Před 8 měsíci

      Eggsactly!@@WILTY_TV

  • @broheme8922
    @broheme8922 Před rokem +443

    I don't think I've ever heard a better storyteller than Bob Mortimer. He would be pure gold at any party.

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 Před rokem +4

      Fully agree! I recommend James Acaster as a wonderful storyteller too. Do you like him? 😊

    • @broheme8922
      @broheme8922 Před rokem +5

      @@lornarettig3215 Love him. Several of his WILTY stories are priceless - the Spice Girls album ("Spice") one is hysterical.

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 Před rokem +6

      @@broheme8922 ‘Good Squirt this year! 👍🏼’

    • @broheme8922
      @broheme8922 Před rokem +4

      @@lornarettig3215 "Can I just say for the record, I hate this boy."

    • @jes2850
      @jes2850 Před 11 měsíci +5

      plus he can rip an apple in half with his bare hands to entertain the guests XD

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 Před rokem +128

    Bob pulled ''soil science'' out of thin air, it was brilliant.

    • @syd7801
      @syd7801 Před 6 měsíci +13

      Maybe not - he was once collecting mud in a field next to a lean 2 (or 3) where he would go on to brew 3 award winning beers

    • @liammwilliams95
      @liammwilliams95 Před měsícem +1

      I *think* formula one is a soil additive to aid growtyh, and therefore I *THINK* that soil science was him coming up with a name for a soil supplement instead of formula one.
      Insane.

  • @ollyw2897
    @ollyw2897 Před rokem +464

    Bob is a genius on this show. It’s the stupid details he adds that make it impossible to decide. How many more gems is he saving for future shows? 😂

    • @Whynot83848
      @Whynot83848 Před rokem +12

      He reveals all of these gems and more in his podcast, “Athletico Mince”.

    • @eatingwithscott
      @eatingwithscott Před rokem +2

      which episode of his podcast? or do u mean in general?

    • @sk8erhardy
      @sk8erhardy Před 5 měsíci +1

      Wish he was on more often! Make him a regular 🤣🤣

    • @andrewbloom7694
      @andrewbloom7694 Před 4 měsíci

      I legitimately doubt he would run out before the show is cancelled (hopefully not for a long time of course!) I mean think about it, hes told I think 26 stories total as of January 2024, the average person has at least 60 or 70 ok anecdotes, right,? And it doesn't need to be good on its own, its the way he tells it. Theft and Shrubbery was literally just him and his friends trespassing while chanting nonsense, thats really not THAT interesting of a story, basically everyone has done SOMETHING of that sort as a kid. But they sure as hell didnt do it with Snipers dream and Harry Harryman while naming it theft ans shrubbery, that is allllll bob...
      And actually that also helps now I think about it lol. Hes always been very funny and very quick, so the likelyhood of him doing something funny is higher than even the average persons. Which terrifies me, poor david isn't gonna make it to 60 at this rate...

  • @isabellaangeline2175
    @isabellaangeline2175 Před rokem +327

    Bob Mortimer is the perfect fit for this show. His stories are so nonsensical and hilarious that you can never tell whether he’s lying or not.

  • @BraceDeville
    @BraceDeville Před rokem +153

    I've simply grown to love Bob Mortimer. He has single-handedly made David Mitchell question his own sanity,

  • @_J.F_
    @_J.F_ Před rokem +187

    Bob gently playing around with David is up there in the very top of entertainment.....again, and again, and again 😆

  • @GnomaPhobic
    @GnomaPhobic Před rokem +22

    "No, I probably prefer soil science" is absolutely golden.

    • @sorkinfanatic
      @sorkinfanatic Před 11 měsíci

      This even comes up in the satsuma complex!!

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Miles Jupp certainly agrees.

  • @gregmichael8473
    @gregmichael8473 Před 8 měsíci +22

    Loved David's "televised traffic" description of the race.

  • @ssa3359
    @ssa3359 Před rokem +162

    He did it again, people! HE DID IT AGAIN!! I think the best way around Bob's tales is to say true all the time. That way, they'd be sure to win atleast 90% of the time

    • @Schleimkeim19
      @Schleimkeim19 Před rokem +5

      I have to add that so far none of his animal related stories were true as far as I'm aware. He didn't foster an owl named Mavis, his cat wasn't carried around in a cart, he's not a dog masseur and also did not catch a seagul with his bare hands.

    • @ssa3359
      @ssa3359 Před rokem +1

      @Carlos Chilipimmel oh yes!! Guys, we may be onto something. Everyone drop in your tips and tricks to crack Bob's trues and lies. Let's help David keep his sanity.

    • @bencraven1262
      @bencraven1262 Před rokem +18

      @@Schleimkeim19 the only canines he deals with require Fuji9

  • @MultiWillz
    @MultiWillz Před rokem +16

    The 'meggy tailwind' bit was what killed me when I first saw this.

  • @madisonsmith1979
    @madisonsmith1979 Před 5 měsíci +8

    I have been mocked for years by my friends for pulling out what I dubbed “pocket meat” at a Halloween party. The level of vindication I felt upon seeing this is beyond belief. Thank you, Bob Mortimer. Thank you.

  • @urbulibaba
    @urbulibaba Před rokem +40

    so happy to see that, after so many years, Bob still hasn't used up his reservoir of oddly improbable anecdotes!

  • @gordonkerr7943
    @gordonkerr7943 Před rokem +25

    The Egg Series.
    Bob Mortimer 3 - 0 David Mitchell
    David slowly loses his mind following every encounter with Bob. Comedy gold.

    • @sammm141
      @sammm141 Před měsícem +1

      Which one's the third egg story?

  • @evielynn5896
    @evielynn5896 Před rokem +15

    the absolute speed that he came up with Topheavy Ken

  • @chris3937
    @chris3937 Před rokem +42

    The man is a national treasure

  • @DrCrabfingers
    @DrCrabfingers Před měsícem +2

    Bob's pocket meat completely killed me.. "I always make sure I have a little bit of pocket meat....."

  • @slyasleep
    @slyasleep Před rokem +32

    The reaction from Samantha to Bob is like a kid to Santa.

  • @rollin340
    @rollin340 Před rokem +162

    Ahh... another fireplace story from Bob. I love it.
    Edit: It gets better on a rewatch. I love how odd Bob's stories are, and how so many are true. David being annoyed that he got another egg story wrong was hilarious.

  • @that.guy11
    @that.guy11 Před rokem +214

    F1 fan here; Damon Hill failed to finish the 1996 British Grand Prix 😂 crashed out at half-distance because a wheel nut failed. He did win in ‘94 however which fits into Bob’s four-year window, so maybe he meant ‘94

    • @richardcooper9167
      @richardcooper9167 Před rokem +88

      That’s interesting, but I think I prefer soil science…

    • @jebus89
      @jebus89 Před rokem +46

      I was thinking as soon as he said '96 it must be a lie. Damn you Bob and your four-year window leniency

    • @alanburge2725
      @alanburge2725 Před rokem

      Thanks for reminding me as I have forgotten that fact now. Hard to remember all the little details. Certain things though that one remembers from past races going back through time. I assumed maybe he had won that race that year. He had a good year in 96 though. Won the title.

    • @canveyrossful
      @canveyrossful Před rokem +27

      Interesting that when Bob is asked what team he drove for he is about to say Williams, but pulls back on that answer. Very clever

    • @ktuluflux
      @ktuluflux Před rokem +16

      He is a lawyer after all. The great Cockroach King.

  • @petejones879
    @petejones879 Před rokem +92

    Bob will always be my favourite guest... His stories are brilliantly told... I used to watch him with Vic reeves on shooting stars and the smell of reeves and Mortimer.. And think surely they can't really be that insane.. Now watching this I realise he really is lol

  • @bencraven1262
    @bencraven1262 Před rokem +48

    bob mortimer may actually be the funniest man alive

  • @mim959
    @mim959 Před rokem +41

    I'd seen this before but forgotten the outcome - Bob is truly one of life's wonders.

  • @josephfriedrich9792
    @josephfriedrich9792 Před rokem +24

    What's crazy, is not only did he give him a scotch egg, he also carries pocket meat

    • @martalucas03
      @martalucas03 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Exactly, that's honestly what surprised me the most when he revealed it was true hahah

  • @ryanfox2478
    @ryanfox2478 Před rokem +23

    Bob strikes David's soul once again! oh how I love Mortimerian Tales 🤣

  • @thoso1973
    @thoso1973 Před rokem +19

    David vs Bob on WILTY always reminds of the interrogation room scene between Batman and Joker in The Dark Knight.
    David was defeated before Bob read the card. 😆

  • @daniellekiey-thomas1327
    @daniellekiey-thomas1327 Před rokem +44

    I love Bob Mortimer. He’s an absolute gem, chaos personified. ❤️

  • @the_real_isco2146
    @the_real_isco2146 Před rokem +16

    I read the autobiography of Bob Mortimer, that guy had a crazy life

  • @eyedeasneverdie3348
    @eyedeasneverdie3348 Před 10 měsíci +9

    I'd happily watch a show where they just show Bob a picture of random people and he comes up with a name and even a slight backstory for them. That's all it would need to be.

  • @jimskea224
    @jimskea224 Před rokem +73

    I would gladly give up everything I have to move to a parallel universe and watch a round of "Carrot In A Box" between Bob Mortimer and Sean Lock

  • @peterjones6321
    @peterjones6321 Před rokem +11

    Shane Tobacco & Top-heavy Ken.

    • @crumdog
      @crumdog Před rokem +1

      *adds to the ever expanding list of Bob’s friends

  • @danielmckendry9925
    @danielmckendry9925 Před rokem +13

    Bob, Lee and David make this show are the best trio this shows ever had with a bit of Kevin bridges

  • @lornarettig3215
    @lornarettig3215 Před rokem +9

    I love when Bob catches a giggle. The comedian’s comedian 🤴🏼

  • @jamesandrew3668
    @jamesandrew3668 Před rokem +18

    I could happily watch this once a month for the rest of my life. Joyous

  • @apetass123
    @apetass123 Před rokem +10

    Bob and Miles have inverted shirts and jackets, and now it's the only thing I can focus on.

  • @BlackSkullArmor
    @BlackSkullArmor Před 8 měsíci +3

    I love how Lee is just laughing his ass off and enjoying the show

  • @dominiccrimmings6925
    @dominiccrimmings6925 Před rokem +17

    David should read Bobs autobiography and his novel Satsuma Complex and also listen Athletico Mince / Parnsnips podcasts cos then he'd realise that the more outlandish the story the more possible it's true.
    Bob is my favourite British comedy / person / writer since I saw him on "Vic Reeves Big Night Out" back in the very very late 80's and I've been a huge fan ever since - the man has a mad sense of humour and I just get it, he makes me laugh with nonsensical nonsense.

    • @crumdog
      @crumdog Před rokem +4

      He’s my favourite human and I’m delighted to have met & had a selfie with him ❤️

  • @gabegum
    @gabegum Před rokem +8

    Bob bought up his pocket meat on the Off Menu podcast, so I knew it had to be true when he mentioned it

  • @ppodism
    @ppodism Před rokem +10

    Top Heavy Ken has to be one of the best names Bob has ever come up with

  • @wbbartlett
    @wbbartlett Před 7 měsíci +3

    I hadn't seen this one and was in suspense as much as David Mitchell was. Absolutely hilarious.

  • @justadroid
    @justadroid Před 3 měsíci +1

    Davids’ “carrot in a box” 😂

  • @jenrose1002
    @jenrose1002 Před 26 dny

    Telling the “Truth” 🤣
    How is that possible? Still it's amazing

  • @YersiniaPestisNPO
    @YersiniaPestisNPO Před 10 měsíci +3

    Televised traffic is an amazing way to describe car racing

  • @KryCaNe
    @KryCaNe Před 10 dny

    I almost spat my coffee out. Thanks Bob!

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm Před rokem +11

    “How could I have disbelieved the wrong egg thing?!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I love their dynamic so very much.

  • @nanofly3647
    @nanofly3647 Před rokem +4

    Mortimer's World makes mine a better place.

  • @lethersing5909
    @lethersing5909 Před 2 měsíci

    3:08 "No.. I call it pocket meat.." the look on Rob Brydon, bwahahhahahahaah 😂😂😂😂

  • @George_Bland
    @George_Bland Před rokem +5

    Bob is so good at this!

  • @falkhammermuller9342
    @falkhammermuller9342 Před rokem +7

    That man can lie without any emotions and tell the truth in equal proportions.

  • @Jacko89
    @Jacko89 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Miles Jupp having the time of his life makes it for me

  • @Daniel-pp3jt
    @Daniel-pp3jt Před rokem +4

    Top-heavy Ken 😂

  • @steeden54
    @steeden54 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Very fast company cars. Brilliant

  • @jacksonbrown4112
    @jacksonbrown4112 Před rokem +3

    Vic and Bob had Damon on The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer, and Bob offers him a scotch egg.

  • @philbofettiArchive
    @philbofettiArchive Před 5 měsíci

    I’ve seen so many bob episodes but it never ceases to amaze me how often he can trip up David almost every time.

  • @RufusEatsCheese
    @RufusEatsCheese Před rokem +1

    Question every word 😂 Go Bob!

  • @addalameda
    @addalameda Před rokem +3

    A thing to laugh is joy forever...

  • @johnmc3862
    @johnmc3862 Před rokem +2

    Top heavy Ken also known as gentle Ken! 😂😂😂

  • @pmc8451
    @pmc8451 Před rokem +5

    If Bob is telling a mad story set in the 90s, it's definitely true. He was fucking everywhere doing mental shit in that decade

  • @theTRUTHgroup
    @theTRUTHgroup Před rokem

    Bob is an absolute treasure!

  • @ssgoktas
    @ssgoktas Před rokem +2

    That was so much fun 😂

  • @seanjosephhayes
    @seanjosephhayes Před rokem +8

    Bob must have done all these things just on the off chance of ever being on a show like WILTY. 😂

  • @WilliamDavidKirbyUK
    @WilliamDavidKirbyUK Před 3 měsíci

    Pure comedy Gold! Bob is the next new national treasure. He should be knighted.

  • @smokeandkippers
    @smokeandkippers Před rokem +46

    Him saying that Damon worked for a company with very fast company cars is one of the funniest things he’s ever said!!
    😂😂

  • @joanneadair9227
    @joanneadair9227 Před rokem

    I just look at the pic of the vid before i even open it up and i'm laughing hysterically knowing what i''m getting/not getting when i open it up to play. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @petejones879
    @petejones879 Před rokem +11

    Do formula 1 cars have glove boxes? Lol

    • @sequilla
      @sequilla Před rokem +6

      No, and they don't have passenger seats either! XD

    • @arvibi3084
      @arvibi3084 Před rokem +10

      They certainly have glove boxes. Where else would the drivers keep their scotch eggs?

    • @ststudios12345
      @ststudios12345 Před rokem

      ​@@sequilla they used to have a little compartment for putting the tear away visors in

    • @annfernakerpan6654
      @annfernakerpan6654 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@arvibi3084 underneath their sausage...?

  • @c0mputer
    @c0mputer Před rokem +19

    I have seen this many times before but I still can’t remember which stories are actually true. Aside from the apple one, I know that’s definitely true…right?

    • @pinkies26k
      @pinkies26k Před rokem

      That's the fun part. I could nvr rmbr as well. So rewatching and guessing it with David is really a fascinating experience for me 😂

    • @m2012o1
      @m2012o1 Před rokem +4

      It's not a failure of memory. The mind just refuses to take it in.

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia Před rokem

      ​@@pinkies26k your E key broke?

    • @carenmontgomery2384
      @carenmontgomery2384 Před rokem +1

      where he tears the apple apart (?) Yes, true
      ☆ he has written books but I haven't checked them yet.
      love love love bob!

  • @Elliot0k
    @Elliot0k Před 10 měsíci

    You never, never know with Bob Mortimer. Had me absolutely roaring.

  • @dielaughing73
    @dielaughing73 Před rokem +13

    David's despair nourishes our souls.
    What does that make us then?

    • @slyasleep
      @slyasleep Před rokem +1

      soul-ghouls?

    • @WILTY_TV
      @WILTY_TV  Před rokem +3

      Terrible, terrible people! 😉

    • @swatir2190
      @swatir2190 Před 3 měsíci

      I don't mind being a terrible person if this is all it takes😂

  • @richpadget9603
    @richpadget9603 Před 3 měsíci

    What came first, David or the egg? The egg. All 3 times 😂

  • @graemeadamson7272
    @graemeadamson7272 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Bob ohhh truly brilliant Bob , love him , always have , always will. We will never see the like again . ❤

  • @AH-te5gs
    @AH-te5gs Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bob's tombstone is going to read "this has been a bit of a lot of talking."

  • @24magiccarrot
    @24magiccarrot Před rokem +1

    His autobiography is going to have to be sold in volumes.

  • @marcushinton772
    @marcushinton772 Před měsícem

    Having read Bob's autobiography anything is possible

  • @wharsmetoothpicson9465
    @wharsmetoothpicson9465 Před 5 měsíci

    If you live the life of a surrealist then anything is possible, which makes Bob Mortimer WILTY comedy gold. Bob is to WILTY as Kenneth Williams was to Just a Minute, sometimes comedians find a vehicle that is absolutely perfect for their craft.

  • @Shanindita179
    @Shanindita179 Před 11 měsíci

    Always love to watch Bob vs David and Rhod vs Lee

  • @itwoznotme
    @itwoznotme Před rokem +4

    it was the first time i have seen this clip and i had to say early on that whatever the story was it was going to be true. how i would love to have lived bobs life! there is nothing (slightly mad) that he has not done!

  • @eclectica1
    @eclectica1 Před rokem +3

    David's meltdown at the end though...

  • @hapennysparrow
    @hapennysparrow Před rokem +10

    I raised four boys. Nothing Bob Mortimer claims to be true strains credulity. My boys have somehow survived to bear witness. I was on a first name basis at the Emergency room.

    • @janettetrolan1841
      @janettetrolan1841 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Sorry for laughing but 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hapennysparrow
      @hapennysparrow Před 11 měsíci

      Yes. I plan on writing a Strange but True Adventure about raising four sons as a single Mom. Their antics would rival anything Bob Mortimer could come up with.

  • @robjj1000
    @robjj1000 Před 11 měsíci +2

    it should be the law that they're not allowed to make this show without Bob being part of every episode

  • @mrscolumbo4704
    @mrscolumbo4704 Před rokem +2

    Aww... poor David!

  • @mmyilmazyurt8666
    @mmyilmazyurt8666 Před rokem +3

    Poor David :D

  • @missc2896
    @missc2896 Před 10 měsíci

    Bobs stories are so hilarious and far fetched. We're all questioning reality now Lol

  • @deborahfitzpatrick1110
    @deborahfitzpatrick1110 Před rokem +5

    Love Bob Mortimer ❤

  • @scottryan1989
    @scottryan1989 Před 10 měsíci

    Literally crying 😂😂 😂😂😂

  • @Grandpa_Grinch
    @Grandpa_Grinch Před rokem +5

    If it sounds utter bollocks, then Bob is telling the truth & if it sounds plausible, then he's lying

  • @viet707
    @viet707 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Bob Mortimer is the greatest story teller.

  • @Timekeeper1200
    @Timekeeper1200 Před 11 měsíci

    Bob is so quick with his randomness

  • @megatronsfury8048
    @megatronsfury8048 Před 10 měsíci

    Bob Mortimer is a gift

  • @jimbojazza5539
    @jimbojazza5539 Před 9 měsíci

    Talking of F1 drivers, Sam Morton looks like Kimi Räikkönen. 😁

  • @scottryan1989
    @scottryan1989 Před 10 měsíci

    Soil science 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye Před 10 měsíci

    Most of the way through the clip, I forgot about the game and was just immersed in Bob's ramblings.

  • @subbtopp
    @subbtopp Před rokem

    brilliant

  • @iawhitaker
    @iawhitaker Před 2 měsíci

    Bob is so good 😊

  • @Fefshtr
    @Fefshtr Před rokem +5

    you can't apply logic or instinct to bob, you pretty much just have to guess lol

  • @JimmySteller
    @JimmySteller Před 7 měsíci

    5:59 It's kind of sweet how shocked Samantha Morton is by Damon Hill's passing.

  • @dom85ross
    @dom85ross Před 11 měsíci

    I’ve never seen this one. I’m happy

  • @Wiley_Coyote
    @Wiley_Coyote Před 10 měsíci

    Bob Mortimer is David's nemisis, the way the carrot in the box is Jon Richardson's nemesis on the 8 Out of 10 Cats shows.

  • @nez9751
    @nez9751 Před 6 měsíci

    Pocket meat is a great invention, I genuinely use this now too

  • @mattcorcoran7082
    @mattcorcoran7082 Před 11 měsíci

    Poor David it really is unfair 😂