The Disgusting Parts of History

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  • čas přidán 4. 09. 2023
  • Taken from Protect Our Parks 9:
    open.spotify.com/episode/4Rvh...

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  • @FayeClegg
    @FayeClegg Před 9 měsíci +3198

    The term "Piss Poor" comes from being so poor from not having a job your family urinated in a bucket and sold it to the leather tanneries. If you where unlucky enough to not afford a bucket you where that poor "You Didn't Have A Pot Too Piss In"

    • @joannstonebarger3545
      @joannstonebarger3545 Před 9 měsíci +335

      Thank you for that. I found that very interesting.

    • @berserkberserk997
      @berserkberserk997 Před 9 měsíci +33

      you reminded me that one day my tgrandma told me a story of one of her brothers.
      he didn't want to study and his father sent him one day to work for the lether shop, and he was the dude with th hands in the " piss poor "
      from the day after he got only 8/10 and 9/10 on tests

    • @wheelmanstan
      @wheelmanstan Před 9 měsíci +9

      I actually saw this is that funny comedy show Plebs..during Roman times...I don't recall them using the phrase but they were poor, running a bar and selling the urine for that. haha, piss is also great for your garden

    • @KAT-dg6el
      @KAT-dg6el Před 9 měsíci +42

      Don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

    • @berserkberserk997
      @berserkberserk997 Před 9 měsíci +14

      @@wheelmanstan only in small doses, it contains ammonia

  • @talbotd27
    @talbotd27 Před 9 měsíci +2576

    I thought Ari was Paul Stamets at first 😂

  • @Syko1985
    @Syko1985 Před 9 měsíci +686

    The amount of detail Joe goes into explaining how you are present in that time and space is hilarious 😂 we get it Joe.

    • @abhishek_jarali
      @abhishek_jarali Před 9 měsíci +66

      yes. but his friends don't get that. they keep asking dumb questions by finding loopholes in his hypothetical scenarios

    • @dturtles33
      @dturtles33 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Read the comments, plenty of people listening didn't understand

    • @Brandon-tk2rw
      @Brandon-tk2rw Před 9 měsíci +4

      it's what happens EVEYTIME a dumb guy smokes weed

    • @stash.
      @stash. Před 9 měsíci +2

      The way Joe talks about Coffin boats from ireland as if it taken a few months when in reality taken 2 years due to NewYork plague quarantine policy

    • @staynielherbayn657
      @staynielherbayn657 Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@abhishek_jarali that’s what you call a conversation with friends.

  • @jesselund360
    @jesselund360 Před 9 měsíci +10

    That "Jackpot" hit diffffffferent

  • @kendarsin
    @kendarsin Před 9 měsíci +1100

    Imagine going back to the "middle ages" and finding out its nothing like whats written in history.

    • @Interestinguiniyyah
      @Interestinguiniyyah Před 9 měsíci +6

      Why? Lol

    • @thatroonstboi6231
      @thatroonstboi6231 Před 9 měsíci +219

      history is written by the victors

    • @kendarsin
      @kendarsin Před 9 měsíci +126

      @@Interestinguiniyyah Because you shouldn't believe everything youre told.

    • @Interestinguiniyyah
      @Interestinguiniyyah Před 9 měsíci +127

      @@kendarsin no problem. But why is your imagination more reliable than historical records?

    • @Interestinguiniyyah
      @Interestinguiniyyah Před 9 měsíci +31

      @@thatroonstboi6231 that's why there's a thing called historiography

  • @LP004
    @LP004 Před 9 měsíci +724

    People today can’t fathom how unbelievably privileged they are, if we traveled back in time we’d be absolutely screwed

    • @rh81454
      @rh81454 Před 9 měsíci +16

      Most people never leave their zip code yet they have such strong opinions of other countries/cultures good or bad. My favorite country has to be Austria because of the architecture, musems, people, culture, language but the scenery is so beautiful. For adopting what works best in a meritocratic economy/society ; Singapore.
      My least: Afghanistan. For all the things you said.

    • @abrammedrano4392
      @abrammedrano4392 Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@rh81454my favorite is Mexico...the food and beer.

    • @rh81454
      @rh81454 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@abrammedrano4392 Nice. The architecture there is nice especially the pre hispanic sites. I went to the exact location where Moctezuma and Cortes met and the to the pyramids outside of Mexico City.

    • @abrammedrano4392
      @abrammedrano4392 Před 9 měsíci

      @@rh81454 yes those are very impressive to say the least.

    • @abrahampedraza7695
      @abrahampedraza7695 Před 9 měsíci

      @@rh81454amazing

  • @Camroc37
    @Camroc37 Před 9 měsíci +19

    "Sacagawea? Sack lunch." Mark Normand

  • @scottbambam
    @scottbambam Před 9 měsíci +60

    The Crew was having a great time at around 4 hours into this 5 hour long Podcast, this was a great episode and Jamie begins to plays Freebird Live at the guitar 🎸 solo the boys are jammin and Jamie starts using a really cool fade effect from each of their cameras into the next guys and its looks so cool. Watching thos thing stoned was a really good time. Another great Protect Our Parks Episode, what a great time.

  • @TERMINAL-BALLISTICS
    @TERMINAL-BALLISTICS Před 9 měsíci +570

    Meanwhile, Ari Shaffir looks like he just time-warped from the medieval ages with only 3 baths in his life.

    • @KimberlyAMcbride
      @KimberlyAMcbride Před 9 měsíci +5

      ha! Sand Sloth!

    • @TheDirtymikenation
      @TheDirtymikenation Před 9 měsíci +6

      ari def has some cosby vibes

    • @MaryVegas-yo2qf
      @MaryVegas-yo2qf Před 9 měsíci +1

      Thank you for the😂😂comment

    • @rexhayabusa
      @rexhayabusa Před 9 měsíci +3

      thats Ari??! I didn't even recognize him lmao

    • @DeadHandX
      @DeadHandX Před 9 měsíci

      Beards are fckn disgusting,to look at someone's bearded face is the same as looking to a hairy butth*le.

  • @thenopasslook
    @thenopasslook Před 9 měsíci +126

    “men are philosophical about bullshit” - patrice o’neal (rip)

    • @machinediem4717
      @machinediem4717 Před 9 měsíci +3

      man was truly ahead of the times

    • @bap9416
      @bap9416 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I will always upvote Patrice quotes no matter the context.

    • @BreadstickAssassin
      @BreadstickAssassin Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@bap9416 this ain't reddit

  • @devanvieira9174
    @devanvieira9174 Před 9 měsíci +193

    Joe needs to have these guys on more often i love their vibe & chemistry. i can listen to them talk about anything and make dry jokes about it, they're funny lol

    • @lukejaeger47
      @lukejaeger47 Před 9 měsíci +19

      This is their 9th episode together

    • @bennypit4411
      @bennypit4411 Před 9 měsíci +15

      Except Mark Normand. Tries too damn hard and just isn't funny. He might get a one liner here and there but 95% of the time he's just annoying as heII.

    • @lukejaeger47
      @lukejaeger47 Před 9 měsíci +47

      @@bennypit4411 criminally bad take. He has clever word play and dead pan delivery because he isn’t even trying. Just saying the first thing on his mind

    • @devanvieira9174
      @devanvieira9174 Před 8 měsíci +3

      ​@@lukejaeger47need 9 more

    • @yaego
      @yaego Před 8 měsíci

      sounds like a you problem@@bennypit4411

  • @cattysplat
    @cattysplat Před měsícem +5

    In the 1950s my Irish immigrant grandfather to Glasgow in Scotland, could not get a job because of discrimination, he would sweep horse manure from the streets to sell as fertiliser and collect sticks to bundle sell as firestarters. Yes fireplaces were still the primary way to heat your home until smogs caused health scares and new fireplaces were banned, horses were still well used in the UK for deliveries until the 1960s when cars became affordable for working people. The tenement block of flats my mother lived in had 1 communal bathroom per floor and that was lucky, others only had outhouses outside. It really wasn't that long ago, still in living memoriy.

  • @piss_blood3191
    @piss_blood3191 Před 9 měsíci +903

    It’s amazing how extravagant of a society we live in, yet have no awareness of it. Truly blessed

    • @carbonstar9091
      @carbonstar9091 Před 9 měsíci +75

      People are spoiled as hell.

    • @monk3110
      @monk3110 Před 9 měsíci +6

      Indeed. Always blown away by the material complaints. My second electric bill at my second place was zero dollars and I have none of these electronic subscriptions that drain ppl and I will walk to the store and cook my food.

    • @MattKibblehouse
      @MattKibblehouse Před 9 měsíci +11

      For now.

    • @meanlean3095
      @meanlean3095 Před 9 měsíci +15

      A week’s holiday in any african city outside of the city’s centre will soon show you how good things are in most of the world…..

    • @arycosta7293
      @arycosta7293 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Ignorance is bliss.

  • @Enigmatized13
    @Enigmatized13 Před 9 měsíci +343

    The interesting thing is, apparently people out in the countryside and villages were living healthier lives than many of the royalty simply because they were doing labour and keeping fit, whereas kings were gluttonous and suffering with health issues due to over indulgence. Even the poor people in the countryside were living on fresh caught fish and foraged ingredients.

    • @Reliford
      @Reliford Před 9 měsíci +12

      Yeah they had the ability, to pick and choose what they offered up.
      "Terrible yield again royal messenger" as they fork down all the good fresh fish and crops

    • @themk4982
      @themk4982 Před 9 měsíci +46

      I am not sure how accurate this is. Many peasants suffered malnutrition and many foods with the best nutrition value was for nobles, like the finest meats, different fruits etc. Further, up until the 1400s, male nobles who were not destined to the clergy almost all were competent warriors who were expected to fight in battles, often at the front lines.

    • @embracerodusk2537
      @embracerodusk2537 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Kind of like today.

    • @williampoole1742
      @williampoole1742 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I see someone watched Modern History TV's video lol

    • @sdebellis1
      @sdebellis1 Před 9 měsíci

      Their health issues were from being inbred

  • @justsomeguy1141
    @justsomeguy1141 Před 9 měsíci +2

    This is my absolute favourite combination of people on a podcast ever and it’s 5h! Let’s gooo

  • @treojoe1077
    @treojoe1077 Před 8 měsíci +5

    There was an educational game back in the 90s called "Buried in Time" that was based on this premise. You were in a suit that allowed you to travel in time where you were invisible to everyone (or thing) around you. You could not interact with your surroundings but observe and had to answer questions to move forward.

  • @WHiT3_SHAD0W
    @WHiT3_SHAD0W Před 9 měsíci +152

    Love the frequent protect our parks episodes, always super entertaining with plenty of interesting and funny topics. Looking forward to watching the full episode!

    • @bennypit4411
      @bennypit4411 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Could do without Mark Normand, annoying as heII trying to be funny.

    • @angelrose6500
      @angelrose6500 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Bro mark is funny af

    • @brunoboy98
      @brunoboy98 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@bennypit4411i think that about ari lol

    • @user-bf5vi6yg8n
      @user-bf5vi6yg8n Před 8 měsíci

      @@angelrose6500I like mark but he’s a lot

  • @realcodyk1127
    @realcodyk1127 Před 9 měsíci +176

    I miss Rogan on youtube

    • @Bil2221
      @Bil2221 Před 9 měsíci +3

      He’s on Dailymotion app

    • @DreSttarr-yi7lz
      @DreSttarr-yi7lz Před 9 měsíci +3

      & rumble and Spotify

    • @Jb-jq4de
      @Jb-jq4de Před 9 měsíci +4

      All of it on Spotify free no adverts

    • @jamalalkaabi8
      @jamalalkaabi8 Před 9 měsíci +12

      For me Spotify is better for not having ads on the podcast.
      What I miss is the comments section 😂

    • @Somegoy
      @Somegoy Před 9 měsíci +3

      I've had a hard time since he went to Spotify too. I don't feel like anything is the same as much as it is.

  • @devinmichaelroberts9954
    @devinmichaelroberts9954 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Gillis new special is FIRE. Best special I've seen from this group so far.

  • @kingjams
    @kingjams Před 9 měsíci +4

    W to Jamie for the production, the split screens was excellent, and then going back and forth with everyone's reaction on the guitar song. W episode.

  • @fizzgumede3521
    @fizzgumede3521 Před 9 měsíci +87

    Joe's like a prison pod boss amongst his friends

    • @scottbambam
      @scottbambam Před 9 měsíci

      He's an "Orderly" in the Assylum. 😂

  • @Spicy6969
    @Spicy6969 Před 9 měsíci +217

    So nice of Joe to have a homeless man on the show and give him bud lite.😂

    • @makingd.o.123
      @makingd.o.123 Před 9 měsíci

      Yeah I was wondering how much of that Bill gates money they got to drink it and make sure we could see the label

    • @huskiefan8950
      @huskiefan8950 Před 9 měsíci +9

      I assume you mean Ari 😅

    • @pinecone1811
      @pinecone1811 Před 8 měsíci +6

      I saw that bud light and was what took me to the comment section lol. I thought they were done and that basically EVERYONE had refused to drink. Cheap joe lol

  • @BigChief31290
    @BigChief31290 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Sack lunch lol. I hate his puns but love his commitment. Someone needs to make a compilation of every single one

  • @wolvves4293
    @wolvves4293 Před 8 měsíci +29

    People bathed all the time back in the medieval times. It's a common misconception. Believe it or not, people, even back then, liked to smell good, and not like shit.
    And people think the average life expectancy was like 15 years old, which is another misconception. Thats taking infant mortallity into account, babies and children died very often, but if you made it to adult hood there was a good chance you could live into your 60s or higher.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Před měsícem +3

      It's a different kind of washing. Like a wet rag on a stick. They would clean their sweaty parts sometimes multiple times a day, because no anti perspirant and hard manual labor for most jobs. They didn't stand in a shower for 10 minutes getting blasted by hot water and powerful soaps. They also did cover up with incredibly powerful perfumes.

  • @yoyoyickityyo
    @yoyoyickityyo Před 9 měsíci +77

    Ancient Rome had dozens of fountains and baths. They had indoor plumbing and sewage systems sending waste away from the city, all of which were not seen until the dawn of the 1900 century

    • @AztecUnshaven
      @AztecUnshaven Před 8 měsíci +11

      There were other kingdoms that also bathed often and had plumbing before 19th century. Mesoamericans (Azteca, Purepecha) washed often, as did many Muslim kingdoms through the Middle Ages.

    • @yoyoyickityyo
      @yoyoyickityyo Před 7 měsíci +1

      @AztecUnshaven I have seen no evidence of this. Indoor plumbing for all residents and sewage systems? Ok.. Can you provide a web link/video to a credible source?

    • @mattc6015
      @mattc6015 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@yoyoyickityyodefinitely not all residents but important buildings often had it

    • @Fab-n-dabKev
      @Fab-n-dabKev Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@@AztecUnshavenshout out to our boy Nezahualcoyotl, the warrior architect who was hunted from childhood until he raised an army to regain tenochtitlan and texcoco. His sky baths are still insane to see

    • @Fab-n-dabKev
      @Fab-n-dabKev Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@AztecUnshavenpurepecha were wild. Crazy unique architecture and likely the home of famous "seers"

  • @ericbrumfield5893
    @ericbrumfield5893 Před 9 měsíci +26

    Id go the resurrection, then stand by that tomb.

  • @scottburrow8717
    @scottburrow8717 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Had a big safety meeting a few times with this podcast. It was great!!!

  • @collieee2957
    @collieee2957 Před 9 měsíci +15

    This podcast is so great, I’m genuinely happy when I see there’s a new protect our parks episode

  • @glennl70
    @glennl70 Před 9 měsíci +104

    When I am able to backpack, or even car camp, is when the reality of modern civilization hits home. It's good to remember how blessed we are, at least in modernized countries. Flip a switch and a light comes on, turn a faucet for water, push a handle to flush, turn a knob to cook. On the flip side, it's sometimes relaxing to be out of cell phone range for a week.

    • @Inertia888
      @Inertia888 Před 9 měsíci +3

      I do love trekking out, and camping with what i can carry on my back. But knowing that i can go home at some point, makes it easier. If I had to live out there, for the rest of my life, my life would not be very long, I imagine.

    • @erichgross7644
      @erichgross7644 Před 9 měsíci

      This is especially true if you ever go winter camping. I love it. Makes me reflect on how easy life has become. We cannot forget how good we have it, and how hard it was for generations before us.

    • @maga2.062
      @maga2.062 Před 9 měsíci

      Here's a novel idea, turn your phone off if you need time away from it.

    • @somerandomguy706
      @somerandomguy706 Před 9 měsíci

      Nothing like that first shower after a week in the woods.

    • @scottbambam
      @scottbambam Před 9 měsíci

      AMEN TO THAT!!!

  • @Rayon811
    @Rayon811 Před 9 měsíci +39

    1. Ancient Egypt, least known times.
    2. Alexander the Great India expedition.
    3. Genghis Khan death.
    4. Fall of Roman Empire.
    5. French revolution.

    • @TsMHicks
      @TsMHicks Před 9 měsíci +5

      A person of history! Add the building of machu picchu

    • @joeyroufosse5821
      @joeyroufosse5821 Před 9 měsíci +3

      The battle of himera
      The Carthaginian invasion of Sicily when the tyrant Dionysius lead Syracuse
      The festival of Zeus in akragas after the temple of Zeus was built there.

    • @donmaidonmai
      @donmaidonmai Před 9 měsíci +2

      Library of Alexandria

    • @timmy-wj2hc
      @timmy-wj2hc Před 9 měsíci +3

      The 300 Spartans vs Persians, see Greek 🔥 boats.
      Samurais Battles
      Tenochtitlan

    • @noahjones1192
      @noahjones1192 Před 9 měsíci +3

      What were they really doing in Göbekli Tepe

  • @adammotschenbacher8473
    @adammotschenbacher8473 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Imagine a group of Middle Ages guys traveling to the future and sitting in on this JRE podcast.

  • @slipknotmfkr3
    @slipknotmfkr3 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This may be one of the greatest JRE clips ever.

  • @bikersoncall
    @bikersoncall Před 9 měsíci +21

    1:33 Best comment of the show;
    '''He's usin' up the water'' haha...🤣

    • @DreSttarr-yi7lz
      @DreSttarr-yi7lz Před 9 měsíci +2

      Ikr hahahahahahahahah 🤣🤣 so funiiiiiiiiiii hahahahahahahahaha 🤣 that bit with the water hahahahahahaha😅😅

  • @kevina.4036
    @kevina.4036 Před 9 měsíci +130

    One detail many lose perspective on:
    Written history is exactly that; an account of events past by people of a bygone era. Those are people with the similar biases, agendas, and prejudices that exist today.

    • @NasiCampur.
      @NasiCampur. Před 9 měsíci +14

      Worse, because they had less information

    • @Double_Vision
      @Double_Vision Před 9 měsíci +7

      "Old tools are better". Maybe, but the old tools we have today were the best made ones which lasted the longest.

    • @therainman7777
      @therainman7777 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I think everyone knows that.

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy Před 9 měsíci +4

      It's history 101 if you're getting a degree in history

    • @tonyp.1463
      @tonyp.1463 Před 9 měsíci +3

      ​@@NasiCampur.Haha no. Just because you have siri doesn't make you or I any better. The abundance of misinformation that exists today stumps even our best and brightest minds from finding the truth. More doesn't equal better.

  • @raybombs
    @raybombs Před 9 měsíci

    These are some of my favorite convos on the show, just sitting around shooting the ship

  • @hookedonprjonrojas2314
    @hookedonprjonrojas2314 Před 9 měsíci

    I love when this quartet gets together. Gold

  • @eddyspaghetti90_
    @eddyspaghetti90_ Před 9 měsíci +20

    Damn, Ari slowly turning into one of Davy Jones locker's goons

  • @TheAfterShowbutLater
    @TheAfterShowbutLater Před 9 měsíci +38

    100% Protect our Parks is the greatest pod ever.

  • @lean.2366
    @lean.2366 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Love how protect our parks replaced the fighter and the kid on JRE lmao

  • @briandejesus1124
    @briandejesus1124 Před 9 měsíci +2

    This podcast is gold I can already tell lol

  • @marc-etiennemercier6584
    @marc-etiennemercier6584 Před 9 měsíci +26

    I'd go back to the golden era of piracy. Must be amazing to watch a ship attacking another and seeing those iconic characters like Edward Teach, Charles Vane, Henry Morgan, etc.

    • @korbindallas4552
      @korbindallas4552 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Stede Bonnet

    • @aurelius8734
      @aurelius8734 Před 9 měsíci +9

      Most piracy was rather dull. It was mostly merchants meekly giving up their goods without a fight. If pirates found themselves fighting proper Royal or Spanish ships they might get off a broadside or two before they were absolutely destroyed

    • @marc-etiennemercier6584
      @marc-etiennemercier6584 Před 9 měsíci

      @@aurelius8734 That's what I wanna see ;) pirates vs navies.

    • @ekothesilent9456
      @ekothesilent9456 Před 9 měsíci

      @@marc-etiennemercier6584quality of life in those days was horrible. Everyone was getting robbed constantly and most governments were feifdoms or colonies.

    • @marc-etiennemercier6584
      @marc-etiennemercier6584 Před 9 měsíci

      @@ekothesilent9456 You're right. I'm pretty sure what people wanna see is the negative stuff though. Like war, piracy, murders, torture, etc.

  • @geraldking4080
    @geraldking4080 Před 9 měsíci +12

    Donner party took the Hastings Cutoff across the Great Salt Lake desert instead of the CA/OR trail route around the north side of the GSL. Horses were OK, but wagons sank into the sand. They lost enough time to die in the Sierra.

  • @Tom-V
    @Tom-V Před 8 měsíci +4

    "There's a million Jason Voorhees' outside"
    😂

  • @freethinker3716
    @freethinker3716 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Five more hours of my favorite series let's go

  • @alvaromendez475
    @alvaromendez475 Před 9 měsíci +12

    Shane Gillis new comedy special is a gem! There’s levels to the comedy game and Shane is on top.

  • @oompa765
    @oompa765 Před 9 měsíci +11

    “You’d be in an invisible bullet proof bubble and no one would see you”

  • @dunedainranger
    @dunedainranger Před 9 měsíci +4

    Instances of filth like this during the Middle Ages were regional and not widespread. The average peasant's home had a wash tub that was used every day and human waste was taken out of town. It was illegal to throw waste into the streets like is popularized in the media.

    • @muddyhotdog4103
      @muddyhotdog4103 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Yup, it was bad back then but to act like people didn't bath and were super filthy is also a misconception too. History is very nuanced but gets painted over with a broad brush

  • @al69420
    @al69420 Před 9 měsíci

    “Crapping into holes in the ground and not washing their but holes” 😂 damnit rogan you got me with that one lol

  • @TvGunslingeRvT
    @TvGunslingeRvT Před 9 měsíci +13

    And 100 years later ppl will say "wow 2000's was wild as hell"

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Před měsícem

      Considering we'll all be living in pods whilst the robots bring us our meals whilst we argue about stupid stuff that doesn't matter, no doubt.

  • @UltimaPowers
    @UltimaPowers Před 4 měsíci +2

    Ari and Shane are dressed like they're in witness protection.

  • @djphlange
    @djphlange Před 9 měsíci

    The world is better when these guys hang out 😂

  • @bobbylambe4218
    @bobbylambe4218 Před 9 měsíci +17

    “Thatd be fun, if you were like 1890’s and you were just Not the racist guy” had me fucking dying already😂

    • @Belenus3080
      @Belenus3080 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Joe would just start dropping N bombs because it’s still cool then

    • @replexity
      @replexity Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@Belenus3080just like you fr

    • @bennypit4411
      @bennypit4411 Před 9 měsíci

      You really found something Mark Normand said funny.... Well I guess there's that one guy that does. He's Annoying as heII and tries too damn hard, replace him with Theo.

  • @edupbeat
    @edupbeat Před 9 měsíci +68

    The mud during the Marie Antoinette era, in France was so putrid that if a dress or garment would drag on the ground, it would erode within hours from the acid coming from the manure accumulating on the ground.

  • @katashley1031
    @katashley1031 Před 9 měsíci +28

    When studying Shakespearean acting we did a deep dive into the everyday life of an average person back then. It was brutal. No amount of incense or perfumed hankerchiefs would help.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Před měsícem +1

      Something like 50% of children never made it to age 2. Women dying in childbirth happened all the time. Men dying in a war or mine happened all the time.

  • @phillippoulsen1646
    @phillippoulsen1646 Před 9 měsíci +1

    My favorite quote was at the end when he said Sacagawea sack lunch.🤣

  • @sixstrings2
    @sixstrings2 Před 9 měsíci +22

    Would love to see what dinosaurs actually looked like also would love to watch a 1927 Yankees game….

  • @kanomorojele4956
    @kanomorojele4956 Před 9 měsíci +4

    2:06 😂🤣..
    Joe didn't wanna comment.

  • @scottbambam
    @scottbambam Před 9 měsíci +5

    Watching the Pod on Spotify, at 4hrs 9mins in and Jamie is Rockin Lynard Skynard and he's using the "fading images effect" of their different cameras into the next person is so cool 😎 that and the song choice they're all ROCKIN it's so cool to watch, everyone including me was having a great time. This was 1 of the best eps and at over 5 hours 1 of the longest eps ever, VERY COOL.
    #protectourparks9 TheJreonspotifyep2030awesome

  • @zachadam92
    @zachadam92 Před 6 měsíci

    The subtle “Jackpot” is wild hahaha

  • @longiniusspear4565
    @longiniusspear4565 Před 9 měsíci +40

    Well, about the Donner party. The party was going over late in the season, but they did plan for it. They had food stashed at the emergency camp. THe problem was the huge snow drifts made it impossible to find the food just a few hundred feet outside the cabin. Lots went out, and they got lost and died looking for the food that was just outside. Those were the people they ate.

    • @surft
      @surft Před 9 měsíci +2

      Didn't they kill and eat their native American guides first?

    • @longiniusspear4565
      @longiniusspear4565 Před 9 měsíci +4

      They didn't have native guides, this wasn't luis and clark, it was a well known passageway through the mountains. @@surft

    • @bobdavidsonm.d.7214
      @bobdavidsonm.d.7214 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@surft
      Dark meat, is not as good , as white meat.

    • @Lonesome__Dove
      @Lonesome__Dove Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@surftlmao. Who told you that?

    • @foenemgrave916
      @foenemgrave916 Před 9 měsíci

      ⁠@@longiniusspear4565they did have 2 native guides, and they did eat them first. The guides were the ones that cautioned against taking the shortcut, Hastings Cutoff, which was brand new and hadn’t even been blazed yet.

  • @boxedbyexoticz3761
    @boxedbyexoticz3761 Před 9 měsíci +4

    brings me back to joey diaz "he is changing flavours" king louis daily

  • @Howling.4K
    @Howling.4K Před 9 měsíci +1

    1:08 "jackpot" That timing was perfect 🤣

  • @guyfantastico8268
    @guyfantastico8268 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Ari suddenly looks 60

  • @andohish27
    @andohish27 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Dude it wasnt even 7 min into the pod and Normand had me laughing my ass off at his lightning fast quips

    • @Belenus3080
      @Belenus3080 Před 9 měsíci +3

      He’s brilliant. I saw him live a few months ago and literally everything he said killed. There was almost no breathing in between his jokes, he was just rattling them off like a machine gun. Crowd was losing it

    • @andohish27
      @andohish27 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@Belenus3080 nice you're lucky lol.I've been wanting to see him for a while

    • @bennypit4411
      @bennypit4411 Před 9 měsíci

      Normand is the part I hate about these podcasts, dude is annoying as heII and tries too damn hard. Replace him with Theo.

    • @Belenus3080
      @Belenus3080 Před 9 měsíci

      @@bennypit4411 replace sociopath Ari with Theo and I’d like it better

  • @INFINITEBLAZN
    @INFINITEBLAZN Před 9 měsíci +17

    My son saw Shane Gillis and Andrew Schulz at West Chester and asked Schulz if he tells his barber to just start a fade line but don't finish it 😂😂😂

  • @TheG1NGER
    @TheG1NGER Před 7 měsíci

    "The streets are paved in gold man" had me dying.

  • @Amac1825
    @Amac1825 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Shanes irish impression is shockingly good

  • @lovetownsend
    @lovetownsend Před 9 měsíci +13

    I think of the hand-to-hand combat in the past. Looking at a screaming grown man in his eyes only 4 feet away from you with the intent to land his sword through your shoulder, and not only the nerves of that but now you gotta kill the bastard too! While avoiding even a shin cut or your dead.

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 Před 9 měsíci +7

      I wouldn’t want to get shot either, but hand to hand combat is something else. Absolutely brutal. I’m sure it looked nothing like hollywoods portrayals of it.

    • @WeallAreAdults
      @WeallAreAdults Před 9 měsíci

      Indeed, Like op said 1 swing and you'd prob die from an infected wound lol@@mplslawnguy3389

    • @Bigzzeus
      @Bigzzeus Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@mplslawnguy3389yeah but I a imagine in a chaotic way it would be worse

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@Bigzzeus I would imagine it was complete chaos. The life of a soldier hundreds of years ago was a very brutal one.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Před měsícem +1

      @@mplslawnguy3389 Also how it was all about numbers of men. The moment it becomes clear the fight is turning to one side advantage, the losing side is routed and starts running for their lives, fall behind and you're just cut down.

  • @hoofhearted6900
    @hoofhearted6900 Před 9 měsíci +5

    2 of the best comics in the game!....joined by Ari, and Joe

  • @ringusdingus13
    @ringusdingus13 Před 9 měsíci

    I woke up to see new Protect Our Parks, day is good 😃👍

  • @jessewhite2879
    @jessewhite2879 Před 8 měsíci +1

    «I’ve been to one place in Europe, therefore Europe stinks» makes no sense😂

  • @KimberlyAMcbride
    @KimberlyAMcbride Před 9 měsíci +33

    I would love to see Mozart and Beethoven conduct live!!!!! Would love to see musical performances of the past. Seeing The Doors live would be cool too.

    • @alo4912
      @alo4912 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Thats my man lol.
      "Wanna go back to the beginning of time bro?"
      "Fuck that lets go see the Doors"
      🤝

    • @dogmosatchmo
      @dogmosatchmo Před 9 měsíci +1

      Jim Morrison would just scream incoherent lyrics at you for 30 minutes live

    • @alo4912
      @alo4912 Před 9 měsíci

      @dogmosatchmo yeah dude we wanna go to heaven ok, let us have this

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 Před 9 měsíci

      @@dogmosatchmoThey had some good songs, but they also had a lot of absolute self-indulgent shit.

    • @KD400_
      @KD400_ Před 9 měsíci

      @@alo4912 shes a woman not a man lol what's ur point

  • @tomking2613
    @tomking2613 Před 9 měsíci +51

    Hey Joe and Family, thanks for the content. I really love this , and would love to see some more conversations and facts of our past. Thank you again for the time and effert you all strive to share. Thanks for being honest and yourself, its hard to find a podcast that is so accepting.

    • @HeywoodJablome
      @HeywoodJablome Před 9 měsíci +6

      i don't think hes gonna respond to you personally, boomer

    • @778matthew
      @778matthew Před 9 měsíci

      @@HeywoodJablome Don't be an asshole your whole life

    • @oatdilemma6395
      @oatdilemma6395 Před 9 měsíci +14

      Turn back my guy, you're too innocent for the internet

    • @kylmnsn
      @kylmnsn Před 9 měsíci

      @@oatdilemma6395😂😂😂

    • @halfpint5877
      @halfpint5877 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Boomers just dont understand the internet do they

  • @RareJacob
    @RareJacob Před 8 měsíci +1

    Marks one liners bro 😂 “Sacagawea? Sack lunch.”

  • @shurikn1337
    @shurikn1337 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Maybe that’s exactly what most UFOs are: Time travellers in bulletproof bubbles watching us fail over and over again.

    • @TheoriginalBillBraskey
      @TheoriginalBillBraskey Před 9 měsíci

      I’m more inclined to believe it. Especially when you look at what happening with the gene pool and cross breeding.

  • @TreeFrogOnATree
    @TreeFrogOnATree Před 9 měsíci +4

    Little did they know, Joe actually has a time-traveling interdimensional sphere and wanted some ideas :P

  • @philobetto5106
    @philobetto5106 Před 9 měsíci +5

    (2008) Larry Sinclair Press Conference Exposing Barack Obama (FULL)

  • @efrainegonzalez7433
    @efrainegonzalez7433 Před 9 měsíci +1

    shane with the "jackpot" lmaooooo

  • @krtong
    @krtong Před 9 měsíci +2

    I feel like if Shane was a closer friend to Joe, Joe would be forcing Shane on some crazy exercise regimen and getting him into the NFL. Shane just has that dog in him.

  • @joeswanson401
    @joeswanson401 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Finally! Our parks have been suffering! 😂

  • @MMAtiasAsconeguyRaco
    @MMAtiasAsconeguyRaco Před 9 měsíci +3

    0:50 This is literally what my living wish is and what I pray for.

  • @FrankyJr
    @FrankyJr Před 8 měsíci

    Protect our Parks is the best thing to happen to JRE 😂😂

  • @joosiekawk
    @joosiekawk Před 8 měsíci +3

    "middle age whores were 8 back then"
    how did you know this, joe?

  • @jeffjacobson59
    @jeffjacobson59 Před 9 měsíci +8

    In the words of Joey Diaz. A sweaty monkey is a beautiful thing. Words to live by

    • @Snoy_Fly
      @Snoy_Fly Před 9 měsíci +2

      Yup, that sounds like something Joey Diaz would say🤣

  • @Alexanders-Type-I-Civilization
    @Alexanders-Type-I-Civilization Před 9 měsíci +49

    I would go to Mexico exactly 10 minutes before the impact of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs to see all hell go lose.

    • @jameycockrell5481
      @jameycockrell5481 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Did that happen is mexico...I didn't know that. I thought it was panghea

    • @requix11
      @requix11 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Exactly my answer. And I’d record it and bring back the footage. Would be the craziest video to ever exist

    • @pottheed1911
      @pottheed1911 Před 9 měsíci +15

      @@jameycockrell5481 it was in what it known as Yucatan now in the peninsula of Yucatan to be exact.

    • @musicjunk8266
      @musicjunk8266 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I'd go back and watch the Boring Billion.

    • @wheelmanstan
      @wheelmanstan Před 9 měsíci +4

      Yeah I'd need to the biggest events take place. The only think I'd care about seeing involving humans would be seeing them build the great pyramid...but I'm not sure how many days I'd need for that. haha okay I might exchange that to see the Roswell crash debris
      Honestly I'd be too damn scared to watch an asteroid blow up Earth from a bubble, but I'd definitely want to see Tyrannosaurus fighting a Triceratops or the largest saurapods doing their thing. I hear that Tyrannosaurus actually hunted Alamosaurus..imagine having front seats to that. Decisions, decisions...

  • @HawaiianPunch557
    @HawaiianPunch557 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Perfect Mark Normand ending lmaoo

  • @dadsoutdoors
    @dadsoutdoors Před 9 měsíci

    Awesome interview. Would love to have a ride then a beer with Bill.

  • @jongriffin6004
    @jongriffin6004 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Watching the storming of the beaches of Normandy would be kinda fun to see.

  • @jonny_codphilo7809
    @jonny_codphilo7809 Před 9 měsíci +51

    these men do more for the environment than i ever could. keep those parks safe boys!

    • @SwapBlogRU
      @SwapBlogRU Před 9 měsíci +6

      You sent your bots to the wrong video.

    • @replexity
      @replexity Před 9 měsíci

      @@SwapBlogRU Rogan calls these pods “protect our parks” I believe. It’s a series at this point, but that’s what Jonny is saying

  • @matthewmenard5797
    @matthewmenard5797 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Ari needs a hug and told everything will be OK. He's got quite the depression beard going😞

  • @Vikings-Brewers-UFC-WWII
    @Vikings-Brewers-UFC-WWII Před 8 měsíci +7

    The fact that GIllis' joke saying "jackpot" wasn't really noticed, kills me hahaha

  • @rockerdude725973
    @rockerdude725973 Před 9 měsíci +11

    “Protect Our Parks” are seriously some of the best episodes on JRE. I’m not even a fan of Ari Shaffir but this is still a perfect trio

    • @gusthejoker85
      @gusthejoker85 Před 9 měsíci

      They have become way funnier than the Fight Companions

    • @bennypit4411
      @bennypit4411 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Could do without Mark Normand tho. Dude is annoying. Replace him with Theo.

    • @marsoblivi0n945
      @marsoblivi0n945 Před 8 měsíci

      They’re all pretty annoying. I skip all the parks episodes. Insufferable

    • @tjkeeble8434
      @tjkeeble8434 Před 7 měsíci

      @@bennypit4411bro commented this 10 times

  • @KROGANLovesKittensAndPuppies

    "Sacagawea? More like sacked lunch!" This guy Mark Normand is ridiculous lol

  • @Makinm0vez
    @Makinm0vez Před 9 měsíci +1

    Ari looking like Kevin Dulli from the movie Blow (the guy who tells on Boston George at end) 😂

  • @HKGunPlay
    @HKGunPlay Před 9 měsíci +11

    As a plumber I have seen houses full out shit. A first floor apartment in a high rise building tenants was a snow bird. So New York summer Florida winter. He was gone and the building line stopped up and he had six months of feces in his apartment almost a foot thick 😂

  • @Redbeef0
    @Redbeef0 Před 9 měsíci +12

    I would've went back to 711 AD, when the Moors took over Spain. Would've been crazy to watch the battle💯.

    • @rexvisitor44
      @rexvisitor44 Před 9 měsíci +5

      That was the Moops.

    • @Setman
      @Setman Před 9 měsíci +1

      Cleaning up the dirty savages of the medieval times

    • @DrSpaceman69
      @DrSpaceman69 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@rexvisitor44 the card says moops..

    • @aaronaaron2405
      @aaronaaron2405 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I'd want to be Ibn Batutta. Guy had the most fun life ever.

    • @hpensive
      @hpensive Před 9 měsíci +4

      Third Punic War for me, Id like to see Carthage before it was destroyed.

  • @metalrocker627
    @metalrocker627 Před měsícem

    The Donner party we’re just one of many pioneers in covered wagon times. Most of which went by the Oregon Trail going out West. Well the Donner party sought to go through the Sierra Nevada mountains thinking it was a short cut and take less miles off the trip, but it in fact added 300 or so extra miles. Not to mention the elevation. Hence they became bogged down in snow and resorted to cannibalism in order to survive.

  • @thedude5449
    @thedude5449 Před 9 měsíci +4

    1930s Germany would leave you dumbfounded and questioning everything

    • @tjduff
      @tjduff Před 9 měsíci +3

      Unless you were already pretty aware of that whole issue, in which case it would clarify everything perfectly. HD NW

    • @thedude5449
      @thedude5449 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@Satou-Akira71 me too.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Před měsícem

      The rise of communism in the 1930s everywhere in Europe was the exact argument for fascism at the time.

  • @Sal.Manila
    @Sal.Manila Před 9 měsíci

    Marinating in a little room full of hot cigar smoke for two hours-THAT’S the J.R.Experience.

  • @accidentalpatient4152
    @accidentalpatient4152 Před 9 měsíci +23

    I would just go to present day north sentinel island, but in an iron man suit. I would wait out their attacks until they realise the iron man suit is untouchable, just to see what their next move would be. Would they run and hide or would they bow down believing it was a god of some sort

    • @wompbozer3939
      @wompbozer3939 Před 9 měsíci +11

      They would light your shit on fire bro

    • @accidentalpatient4152
      @accidentalpatient4152 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@wompbozer3939 against an iron man suit? I highly doubt that, would energy beam tf out of them

    • @accidentalpatient4152
      @accidentalpatient4152 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@denkanator nah not worship, it needs to be them specifically to witness what they are like with the vague knowledge of the outside world existing but in modern time. See how they conceptualise the world outside, what they know and what creation myths they have created

    • @alexandros27.
      @alexandros27. Před 9 měsíci +1

      I think you would accidentally wipe them out . Suppose you catch a cold . Since they aren't vaccinated or resistant to any virus they would all perish

    • @accidentalpatient4152
      @accidentalpatient4152 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@alexandros27. from inside the iron man suit that’s airtight, and from a distance? Nah