What about the video store line? “You’re gonna walk into our video store...And buy the nastiest, barebackinest, hard-dickinest, ball-slappiest interracial porno in there!”
Does anyone notice that when Archer is beating Pam, Lana isn’t in a sweater dress? It’s literally the only time in the whole series I think she’s been in a different outfit in the office.
@@robertmiller4501 Real talk. I like Lana, but I'd rather have Pam have my back in a mission seeing as she ain't a stranger to altercations. She even ran with the Yakuza a hot minute before anyone even knew about it.
Archer: “Woodhouse, what are you doing?” Woodhouse: “Sitting down sir.” Archer: “What at the table?” Malory: “Sterling.” Archer: “like people?” Malory: “Sterling!” Archer: “What look he thinks he’s people.”
Luka First off I’m Bisexual and black that’s why I used it because it means something to me and it’s befitting not because of twitter or none of that all I wanna know is why the hell does it bothers you so much it’s my life and my choice so yeah. I respect your opinion but the negativity isn’t need bro
Luka I respect your opinion and how you feel and maybe you’re right all I know is that my life matters and I need something to symbolize that. Sorry for making a big deal of it and assuming that it bothered you.
I’ve seen every episode of archer more times than I can count and I really think season 1 was the best season they ever did, followed closely by 2. Also the 22 black line is easily one of the most underrated quotes in the entire series
i agree completely the first season was incredible such good unique, actual funny dialogue, really spent time on the animation if you notice in season 1 they had close ups and medium shots whereas all of the latter seasons are all wide shots like a puppet show.. the characters and their dynamics were stupid and funny, but realistic enough to be believable and relate to them whereas as it goes on (especially the coma seasons) it gets too much you can see they ran out of ideas and started adding filler
This is the funniest adult "cartoon" animation I've ever watched, so irreverent, rude and just plain raw dialogues. I hear season 10 has already arrived.
“I have fifty agents who would KILL to move up to your position” Wait just a damn minute, we never see ANY field agents other than Lana and Ray, do we? Or am I going crazy?
Hell nah dude. Save yourself the constant on and off hypocritical ground rules and insecurities. Lana is hot on the outside, but shes pretty screwed up as a person not to mention really eager to bust a cap in someone who says what she dont want to hear.
I genuinely consider archer to be up there with its always sunny in philadelphia with how under the radar and under appreciated they are by the general public whilst still having a loyal core audience who adore them
First stumbled onto the Archer series at a local Target store. Purchased the first season and was hooked. Archer reminds me of a really inept version of James Bond😆
One thing I don't understand is how Pam let Archer steal her dolphin hand puppet and beat her with it, especially with Lana restraining him. We find out later that she was part of an underground fight club to pay for college, so it shouldn't have been that easy for anyone to overpower her.
My wife & girls & every employee I've ever had have heard "Phrasing" and "thats how we get ants" way more than they would like. At this point its pretty much a reflex
- Have you ever played jai alai? - Uh, actually, lacrosse. but it's jai alai for white people. - Lacrosse is gay. - You're gay. I mean, I am too. We're both gay
It’s a shame about Jessica Walter because her voice acting made Malory Archer totally believable. I hope she’s enjoying her endless chilled bottle champagne 🥂 wherever she’s is.
For the moment that I saw Sterling Archer wanted to act like Spider-Man as an Adult or a Teenager makes me feel the best action comedian show of all time. 🤣
Crazy how damn near all the characters changed besides Lana. Even archer seemed somehow more professional ( or at least taking his job more seriously.. ) during this time
I love how they turned Pam from a wimp into a fucking badass monster.
i mean she has been thru some shit at this point
@@theundergroundcurator2170 Yeah she was a pothead then snowangel ❄😤
Right now she's a female doom slayer
Annnnd sorry about your homie.. homies..
Cokey monster lol
"Im not racist. I'm black!"
"Oh put it back in the deck."
😂😂😂
Summer 2020
@@cardozafamily7470 pretty fucking much
That’s the appropriate response tbh
well in case to those who dont get it , its the race card or black card.
Idiots
RIP Jessica Walter. You were the most perfect Mallory Archer. I couldn’t imagine anyone else. 🖤
Whaaaat
@@martinarbe1
The VA for Mallory passed away recently. Luckily, she managed to record all of her lines for the upcoming final Archer season.
No way
WHAAAAT NOOOOO
nooooooooo!!!!!
"You know when I was little I used to pretend you're not my mother."
*sip* "Me too."
Mood😂
I love how Sterling goes from answering Malory all the time, to pranking her with a good voice mail 90% of the time
Caracter development
And then subverted by them thinking it's a prank but Archer is actually in danger.
@@davidegaruti2582was z
“They just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs”
Every white person and CZcams commenter this year
Somebody hide bill
That could possibly be the best light of the whole series. But was this series I can't say for sure
Man she will be missed 🥺
The dark humor in this show is genius
Unfortunately, your spelling is not. 🤣
@@lclnbm its good what do you mean
Guilshad Joseph genius*
@@jay-1800 oh my bad
This is real dark humor
“Turn it on, I can do both “
John Doe who hasn’t said that at least once? Be honest.
*surprised Pikachu face*
Lana's face after he says that 🤣😂 ☠
Spoken like a true multitasker
Rip George Coe thanks for the laughs as Woodhouse
Omg I didn't know he died five years ago! 😭
R. I. P George Coe
And Jessica Walters :(
@@typacsk damn never knew she died may she rest in paradise
@@cadetwright6496 I think it was very recent :/ She was 80, which I wouldn't have guessed
@@typacsk yeah she died in march this year.
Best line by Lana Kane in Season 1: *My vulva is smoother than a veal cutlet*
..with terrible timing.
What about the video store line? “You’re gonna walk into our video store...And buy the nastiest, barebackinest, hard-dickinest, ball-slappiest interracial porno in there!”
Your authority is not recognized in FORT KICKASS.
The white people are funny too tho
@@voxpopuli6907 stfu nigga
Kreiger is a fucking gift.
A black... ops agent
thought she was gonna go in a whole other direction.
@@jens.einzelgaenger.mp4 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Does anyone notice that when Archer is beating Pam, Lana isn’t in a sweater dress? It’s literally the only time in the whole series I think she’s been in a different outfit in the office.
Every time I go back to that scene I laugh really hard
Shexs tapping out, i think she peed im dying 😅😂🤣💀☠
@@aidenharper6013 I replayed that scene 5 times and I cried laughing
Maybe some of Pam's pee got on that dress and so she got rid of it
Wow. I've seen the pilot like 10 times at this point and I've never noticed that until now.
3:02 "I had to get three stitches! And I broke my watch" Most hostile work environment ever. 😂
I like how she went from that comment to underground bssement fighting .
@@robertmiller4501 Real talk. I like Lana, but I'd rather have Pam have my back in a mission seeing as she ain't a stranger to altercations. She even ran with the Yakuza a hot minute before anyone even knew about it.
I think she peed
How did she need stitchers from that
@@zoidboy1569 Sterling broke his watch while hitting her, so probably pieces of it hit her.
Archer: “Woodhouse, what are you doing?”
Woodhouse: “Sitting down sir.”
Archer: “What at the table?”
Malory: “Sterling.”
Archer: “like people?”
Malory: “Sterling!”
Archer: “What look he thinks he’s people.”
ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Luka yikes
Y’all hating on my PFP For what?? Like is it helping you sleep at night is it that big of an inconvenience to you??
Luka First off I’m Bisexual and black that’s why I used it because it means something to me and it’s befitting not because of twitter or none of that all I wanna know is why the hell does it bothers you so much it’s my life and my choice so yeah. I respect your opinion but the negativity isn’t need bro
Luka I respect your opinion and how you feel and maybe you’re right all I know is that my life matters and I need something to symbolize that. Sorry for making a big deal of it and assuming that it bothered you.
*"Lana, cause you're in the Danger Zone!!"*
_"And those were his last words... right before he bled to death on the rug._ LOL
Which rug?!
They missed Lana’s little “yay” after “Because that’s how you get ants.”
Archer is the only man who could rival Deadpool
now we just need a buddy anti hero movie with archer and deadpool
xSmile B4Deathx
Is it because they both laugh while falling to there deaths
Hank Hill no
Four words: Brock... ...Samson.
Except that Sterling is an imbecile with a dash of loyalty while Deadpool (prior to whoring the goddamn comic) is a vicious bitter backstabber...
favorite part was when Archer yelled Lana's name then whispered: "Danger Zone".
I’ve seen every episode of archer more times than I can count and I really think season 1 was the best season they ever did, followed closely by 2. Also the 22 black line is easily one of the most underrated quotes in the entire series
i agree completely the first season was incredible such good unique, actual funny dialogue, really spent time on the animation if you notice in season 1 they had close ups and medium shots whereas all of the latter seasons are all wide shots like a puppet show.. the characters and their dynamics were stupid and funny, but realistic enough to be believable and relate to them whereas as it goes on (especially the coma seasons) it gets too much you can see they ran out of ideas and started adding filler
That's fair but I really disagree. I think it might actually be the worst (which is still hysterical).
@@drifter402 Nah Archer sadly has gotten worse with each season...
Seasons 1-5 I just love. After that it ran out of steam, though I still watch it for old times sake.
Season 5 was the best
God it’s insane how smoother the animation got in each season
Oh right, because you walked into Discount Stripper Warehouse and said, “Help me showcase my intellect!”
Criminally underrated punchline 😂😂😂
Lana: discount?!? Hello? This is Fiacchi!
Sterling: uhhh I think it's pronounced *"knockoff"?*
Archer: Season 1 is, without a doubt, my personal favorite season of the show. Never missed any episode in all of 10 seasons.
Be careful, the cap slips off....for like no reason.
Oh my God! You killed a hooker!
@@21specter a call girl
@@Username-2 hahahaahahaaahahaahahahahaahahahaaah
Tried to tell him
Rest in Peace, Jessica Walter.
3:50 one of the reasons why I got into the series
core reasons: its unpredictable, and hardly boring.
I find it hilarious man!
I was expecting this to be boring, but hardly? How much is that
I was expecting this to be boring, but hardly? How much is that
My reason was just before that when they started arguing after he called her Baby Crazy
"That's how you get ants."
Fez SpaceMoose yay
Fez SpaceMoose Sorry,... I was picturing whore island. sigh...
DO YOU WANT ANTS!!! THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS!
Animation surely changed a lot. It still has it unique charm.
“He thinks he’s people” Karen’s when a fast food employee stands up for themselves
I love that you can hear Aisha breaking at 2:55, it just makes it so much better
The Bluth family has really done well for itself
I love that comment so much lol
Haha 😆
Deep çut
I have a feeling that Mallory doesn't care for Gob (RIP Jessica Walters)
I bet the writers r having so much fun making this show
"Put it back in the deck." Gotta remember that one.
You wont get any uses out of that one chief
That one got me
i dont get it
@@klutz3955 The "race card"
@@joesimon2018 ooooohhh, now i get it.. holy shit
“He thinks he’s people “😂
Correction; people.
I don't always quote Archer, but when I do I get it wrong.
Archer and Lana's dynamic is the funniest
9:31 - 10:01 (both scenes) capture them so well oh my
"I mean if this goes tits up." 9:33
“This was supposed to be coconut shrimp “
This is the funniest adult "cartoon" animation I've ever watched, so irreverent, rude and just plain raw dialogues. I hear season 10 has already arrived.
"And the best part is....he's learning"
"Oh my God, you like...sneeze glitter"
Thank you
I'd have said, "...and you didn't even have to compete, they just handed you the title, _Princess Bitch_ "
“I have fifty agents who would KILL to move up to your position” Wait just a damn minute, we never see ANY field agents other than Lana and Ray, do we? Or am I going crazy?
Safe to assume they all jumped ship and some killed like the 2 Archer accidentally got killed by calling and exposing their identity
Oh man this needed more clips from episode 7 - Skytanic. "M as in Mancy"? Oh c'mon - that was the best!
M...as in WHAT?!?!
One of the best lines from the series
Skytanic was one of the best episodes; so many great jokes
Just reading that again had me laughing!
It's says season one...
That first season was truly something else.
Lana = girlfriend goals
When someone as sociopathic as her is the most rational, reasonable and pleasant person in the entire cast LOL.
She put a microchip in Cyril😂
@John Smith sim-
Oh no you don't want that
You'll be stuck in an on/off relationship
Hell nah dude. Save yourself the constant on and off hypocritical ground rules and insecurities. Lana is hot on the outside, but shes pretty screwed up as a person not to mention really eager to bust a cap in someone who says what she dont want to hear.
I genuinely consider archer to be up there with its always sunny in philadelphia with how under the radar and under appreciated they are by the general public whilst still having a loyal core audience who adore them
I’d put Community in there aswell
Arrested Development too
“Archer-Archer, she’s down, alright? She’s tapping out. I think she peed.”
😂
First stumbled onto the Archer series at a local Target store. Purchased the first season and was hooked. Archer reminds me of a really inept version of James Bond😆
"Just be careful."
"...No."
9:31
This had me dying
"I think it's pronounced knock off"
The checkov's gun joke is the best joke in the entire show
The Pam whale beating is gold
One thing I don't understand is how Pam let Archer steal her dolphin hand puppet and beat her with it, especially with Lana restraining him. We find out later that she was part of an underground fight club to pay for college, so it shouldn't have been that easy for anyone to overpower her.
Loved her tats, but can't remember where the quote was from.
Early-Installment Weirdness.
@@firstmkb @Kevin Bauer the poem tattooed on Pam's back is the third verse of the destruction of Sennacherib by Lord George Gordon Byron
@@jeromebirth2693 nice to run into some education on CZcams, thanks! The number of literary references in the show blows me away.
I miss Archer.....anyone else??
Same here, but hes awake now.
Cant wait for season 11
@@pete6506 I think we all just wanted to see the last episode first to see what happened lol
Me too!
Yes
10:11 I was proper pissing myself laughing when that phone went off. Especially as you can hear Archer shoot out a window! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"because I have a social life"
_talks to mother_
“Immigrants, hows now they do you know... just driving around, listening to rap and shooting all the jobs” lmao 😂
raps
First Woodhouse and now Mother, I'm so heartbroken
R.I.P Mallory Archer 😢😢
came across archer by accident and both me and my father love this show funny as hell.
Pam: You get any of that in the trash can?
Archer: No, I missed… on purpose. LOL
6:41 Lana looks amazing in that stewardess outfit! Best part is, she's wearing GLOVES!!!😍💖💖
You have a thing for gloves, don't you?
Just the tip!
@ 5:04
"My god, a black... ops field agent!?"
omg lmao!!!
I didn’t get it
This show deserve a animated comedy adult R-rated movie.
Or PG-13, but ya. It’s been over 10 years since it’s been on the air.
I wholeheartedly agree op!
@@righthandstep5 damn, I forgot I wrote this comment, thanks for reminding me.
i can’t believe they missed
“well, how was i supposed to know you’re lactose intolerant?!”
“because i kept screaming it!!”
Have to rewatch these in honor of Jessica Walter
3:00 “I think she peed” 😂😂🤣😂
Phrasing, phrasing, phrasing!
My wife & girls & every employee I've ever had have heard "Phrasing" and "thats how we get ants" way more than they would like. At this point its pretty much a reflex
"tripping balls." 8:16
Best line ever.
2:46 *mwah* Comedy frickin GOLD
So many great characters. Pam is the realized funk friend/drinkin' buddy. Witty, always horned up, is down for anything/anywhere and not a snob.
The dolphin scene was were I fell in love for this show.
- Have you ever played jai alai?
- Uh, actually, lacrosse.
but it's jai alai for white people.
- Lacrosse is gay.
- You're gay.
I mean, I am too.
We're both gay
"He's LEARNING!"
Well, he's not licensed or anything but he's got a real flair for it!
"and the best part, is that he's learning!"
7:40 love the painting, LOL
What he thinks he’s people?!
9:52 The snicker before “ DANGER ZONE” 😂😂😂😂
3:46 JESUS CHRIST! HE'S GOT AN ERECTION
I'm dead
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Half of one. The other half would miss his mother.
THAT was the moment I fell in LOVE with this show!!!
I laughed so hard at that part the first time my lungs collapsed. Holy fuck wish I could forget this show so I could rewatch it
I see Pam Poovie bent over, I click on that video.
One of my favourite programmes on Netflix
rip jessica walter
“How, how did I spend all that money?!” Me when I get paid on Friday and only have 20 bucks on Monday
"I also need you to buy sand, i don't know if they grade it but... coarse."
2:38
"Okay your own fingers"
"Hmm"
"Nothing"
"Johnny Bench called"
R.i.P Malory Archer
It’s a shame about Jessica Walter because her voice acting made Malory Archer totally believable. I hope she’s enjoying her endless chilled bottle champagne 🥂 wherever she’s is.
Stellar line: “But it doesn’t just fist!” - Pam
I just realized that Cyril is Jerry!
2:52 better than every Family Guy Cutaway Gag
I miss Woodhouse or rather the Archer bullying him in so many creative ways
For the moment that I saw Sterling Archer wanted to act like Spider-Man as an Adult or a Teenager makes me feel the best action comedian show of all time. 🤣
You know, if he had just helped Barry a LOT of problems would never have happened.
Archer and Deadpool should meet. 7:18
PHRASING!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:38 you know this is the best one😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣
I love the music whenever malory talks about duchess the cue soap opera sad news music
how is the entire "m as in mancy" scene not included in this compilation?? It's Adam Reed's favorite scene!
Skytanic is probably my favorite episode.
"Johnny bench called" that line was so fucking funny and so few people will get it's because he was a catcher and...finger signs....
Crazy how damn near all the characters changed besides Lana. Even archer seemed somehow more professional ( or at least taking his job more seriously.. ) during this time