It still baffles me that someone can honestly be that. I thought one can only be one or the other. I pray to God that never meet someone like Archer in real life!!💯💯
Let's be real, every now and then he realises whose an asshole and is like "yeah, fair enough" Evne when he brain damaged that guy trying to bang his mum, he felt legitametly bad.
@@edtexas5064 dude...so true...the show is suck trash! after the 2nd season when they really really really got rid of the partial nudity/screaming/ and craziness. I knew it was becoming a hallow show... I stopped watching after archer went into a coma.
She did ace the field agent test/exam. Take into account basically fighting as a side hustle and a childhood of slaughtering animals. She was born for the role of contract killer.
@@jesusdelossantos9903 Hmmm life or the short lived extreme pleasure of beating the crap out of Mallory Archer... I suppose she could choose life and slowly but surely ruin her business, embezzle funds and mock her behind her back.
@@eternallegacy89 it's Pam on a rampage. Nobody wants to be within 100ft from her or else you're getting your ass kicked and you didn't even do anything
@@redadmiralofvalyria867"For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed; And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!" - Lord Byron, an excerpt from The Destruction of Sennacherib.
I love it how Lana (literally the deadliest one there) sees her tats and goes from trying to stop her, to saying "nooope" realizing Pam can beat the shit out of her.
Pretty sure she was referencing the fact shes “unattractive” no her cool back tats. Side note they are all mostly evenly matched pam fought her way threw college and archer and lana haver agent training so the episode where they all fought each other they were mostly evenly matched.
It was in that episode she and Cheryl became more than background bits. I immediatly liked how well voiced it was: fragility, anger and determination in a ramping up monologue. This, the neck snap and tattoo reveal turned her from a punch line to a character with powerful agency.
@@romarudarkeyes Pam: Ah come on you big whussy, you act like me f*cking you hurts or something* Hulk: Hulk....think....pelvis...broken...can't..feel..legs!
That’s what I love about Archer. Not saying I don’t like Archer in the first few seasons, but he has definitely changed and developed between Season 1 and Season 13. Sure he still pulls wisecracks and talks smart-ass sometimes but he has developed
For those asking, the passage tattooed onto Pams back is the third stanza of Byron's "Destruction of Sennacherib". The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold, And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold; And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea, When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee. Like the leaves of the forest when Summer is green, That host with their banners at sunset were seen: Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown, That host on the morrow lay withered and strown. For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed; And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still! And there lay the steed with his nostril all wide, But through it there rolled not the breath of his pride; And the foam of his gasping lay white on the turf, And cold as the spray of the rock-beating surf. And there lay the rider distorted and pale, With the dew on his brow, and the rust on his mail: And the tents were all silent, the banners alone, The lances unlifted, the trumpet unblown. And the widows of Ashur are loud in their wail, And the idols are broke in the temple of Baal; And the might of the Gentile, unsmote by the sword, Hath melted like snow in the glance of the Lord!
2:22 This is maybe my single favorite gag in Archer. The completely flat shot as they think about it for a second followed by the little drumroll as they raise their weapons. It's perfect.
The text is pretty terrifying, but also consider the fact that a tattoo like that likely took multiple sessions. Back tattoos can be some of the most painful due to proximity to the spine. So any full back tattoo is usually a feat of pain tolerance to get put down.
The moral of this episode? Don't screw over your co-workers, because you never know if one is an underground street fighter who'd beat the living shit out of you.
For the angel of death Spread his wings on the blase And breathed in the face Of the foe as he passed And the eyes of the sleepers Waxed deadly and chill And their hearts once heaved And for ever grew still
Archer: Hi, Sterling Archer, lead Negotiator. And to whom might I be speaking? Voice: Your worst nightmare. Archer: Great. Hmm Hmm. One sec. *casually clicks the button* I cried laughing when I saw this the first time. Just how fast and casually he just hangs up.
"Yeah?? Well let's see how much you wiggle when i'm whipping 5000 bucks worth of your ass!" LMAO Pam is such a badass, I love how she is written on this show (like all the other characters)
Honestly it was probably a pretty even fight post credits. Pam may be built like a brick shitehouse but Mallory was literally the worlds best spy for years.
@@jimpachi98 then lets do a little experiment. going from the latest episode backwards, name 3 episodes where you think pam was well written throughout the episode. not just one scene, but she was a good character from the start of the episode to the end. personaly, she has become one of my least favourite characters on the show.
Interesting Poetry to tattoo on herself. For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed; And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!
this series is simply genius, each and each line (only in the first five seasons it is). when I watched first, I couldn't stop, I rewatched every episode again and again and again.
*@Bilal Khalid* Nah. Seasons 1-4 were the best. 5 was okay, but that's when it started being a cliché of itself. I didn't watch the latest season. Couldn't get through the first episode of it. I probably won't watch it again. But I can still enjoy the earlier shows, when it was good and witty and funny.
“They’re not going to shoot you Pam. Their programming won’t allow it.”
I love how dumb as a brick Archer can be.
Well to be fair, in this world they do have cyborgs and androids.
But he knows about the First Law of Robotics.
“Your worst nightmare” taken immediately literally
It still baffles me that someone can honestly be that. I thought one can only be one or the other.
I pray to God that never meet someone like Archer in real life!!💯💯
We didn't KNOW he was wrong...
I love how perfectly okay Archer was with Pam beating up his mother
That's because Malory actually deserved it and the fact that Pam probably could kick his ass.
I like to think this is what caused him to show Pam more respect (by Archer standards).
He does call Pam one of the strong in the Lift episode.
there's always a bigger fish
_how would he have stopped her_
Let's be real, every now and then he realises whose an asshole and is like "yeah, fair enough"
Evne when he brain damaged that guy trying to bang his mum, he felt legitametly bad.
I always loved how casually Pam just snaps that guy's neck .
I mean she does spend her off time fighting bums with shock gloves and spent most of her life on a farm slaughtering animals
All that time underground fighting, which was her fallback job after the International Secret Intelligence Service was shut down.
GOOD GOD, WOMAN
She need to tattoo another line on her back
Definitely wasn’t her first time lol
“Who taught you how to punch, your husband”- Pam
Patrick O'Leary, “taught”.
"Seriously, maybe see if your daddy'll give you a roll of nickels".
"FIRST OF ALL. HOW ARE YOU STILL EVEN CONSCIOUS?!"
...why did Lord Doomcock kidnap Pam?
I love her
“Whooping $5,000 of your ass!” What a quote
the fucking sqeak that came out of malory
3:48 what?!?!
@@vancesuggs7488 Hey woo Pam
@@joshuaholmes1313 Archer: Lana, let her have this one 3:50
@@vancesuggs7488 Sterling somebody anybody
"No heroics, you two. Its just Pam."
😂😂😂
That’s why she in charge
"Lana let her have this." Probably the nicest thing Archer has ever done for Pam XD
Well he did save her from Barry
I like to think he knew they crap she's been through in one day so he'd let her have one win
@@Reviewer2016 Me too bro, me too. preach
@@Kozuu7 True, and that was after willingly agreeing to be her date for her jerk sister's wedding.
@@SilverByakuya right before ignoring her crying while making himself a drink (and having her hold his cup as he did)
I love how Archer knows full well that the robbers can't risk shooting/killing Cheryl, so he uses her as a human shield.
Yet, they still shot her in the arm. They also missed everyone else somehow
@@obiwanfisher537stormtrooper training
THAT VEST IS BULLETPROOF!!!!
...but it is, you know, a vest
2:53
eternallegacy89 2:51
But it's a vest
“You know, maybe I lowballed him at first, but I had some wiggle room”
God. What am I gonna do when this show ends.
To me that show has been over for quite a few seasons now.
@@edtexas5064 k
@@edtexas5064 dude...so true...the show is suck trash! after the 2nd season when they really really really got rid of the partial nudity/screaming/ and craziness. I knew it was becoming a hallow show... I stopped watching after archer went into a coma.
Been dead a few years now. Regretted paying for the previous season, and refused to pay for this season after reading some reviews.
You won’t miss it, they already ran it into the ground. Ending it now would be a mercy.
RIP Mallory aka Jessica Walter...you were hilarious and brilliant.
- I can do 5K
- ok we're done here....
Lmao gets me every time
Even poor people can come up with more lmao
That moment when Pam went from your average big mouthed hr to the main strike force of the crew.
She did ace the field agent test/exam. Take into account basically fighting as a side hustle and a childhood of slaughtering animals. She was born for the role of contract killer.
I totally wish Mallory showed up with a swollen face the next episode
Probably used zucchini again.
Or at least with a cast of some sort.
I’m sorry but do you think Pam would still be alive if that were to happen
@@jesusdelossantos9903 nope no she would not she would have been killed on site
@@jesusdelossantos9903 Hmmm life or the short lived extreme pleasure of beating the crap out of Mallory Archer... I suppose she could choose life and slowly but surely ruin her business, embezzle funds and mock her behind her back.
2:28
i love Lana's tired "dont ask" when kidnapper doesnt understand Archer's bit about being programmed not to harm people
Lana: “...nupe”
Gets me every time lol
And she's probably the most badass, steel spine out of all of them...And even she won't get in front of that.
@@gigaus0 nobody wants to get in front of pam when shes pissed off
@@techfreak244 I believe she kicked Archers ass before so yeah.... when pissed she is quite proficient lol.
@@gigaus0 and hell.... she ate cocaine like it's food to get skinny.... yet she didnt die or get sick.... yeah she is a force beyond archer and kane.
@@eternallegacy89 it's Pam on a rampage. Nobody wants to be within 100ft from her or else you're getting your ass kicked and you didn't even do anything
The pause from Lana kills me everytime. Like she took the time to think it over and/or read the scripture on her back. Then answers.
What does it say ???
@@redadmiralofvalyria867"For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed; And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!" - Lord Byron, an excerpt from The Destruction of Sennacherib.
@@13vatra Excellent, thanks. Love Pam, and her ferocity.
“You think CYBORGS don’t have that technology!?”
Dead 😆😆😆
Negotiate with a cyborg lmao 🤣😂😆
"Lana, let her have this".
I laughed.
0:28 This is comedy gold. Their faces. The pause timing. Everything is so perfect. This show was at its prime in the first three seasons.
I sure miss the humour
Lol what? The later seasons were JUST as funny and hilarious, no lie to that AT ALL.
I love it how Lana (literally the deadliest one there) sees her tats and goes from trying to stop her, to saying "nooope" realizing Pam can beat the shit out of her.
Well deadlist woman with weapons. Since hand to hand Pam would kill her
@@xtrlsidma Yes.... That is.. exactly what he said in the original comment....
@@Dark_Lieutenant what I was referring to was that deadliest woman cause Archer is the deadliest one there
@@xtrlsidma Understood.
Pretty sure she was referencing the fact shes “unattractive” no her cool back tats. Side note they are all mostly evenly matched pam fought her way threw college and archer and lana haver agent training so the episode where they all fought each other they were mostly evenly matched.
I think that's why Pam is probably my most favorite character on this series
It was in that episode she and Cheryl became more than background bits. I immediatly liked how well voiced it was: fragility, anger and determination in a ramping up monologue. This, the neck snap and tattoo reveal turned her from a punch line to a character with powerful agency.
Sploosh
RIP Jessica Walter 😢
Pam: "Anybody want a piece of this?"
...long long pause...
Lana: Nope.
Lol XD
They all know one on one Pam would win
@@plur2179 I refer you to a few seasons later "28 SOUL CRUSHING MINUTES "
I love how even archer (who's a giant momma's boy) was like yeah mom you have this coming
Loki: I have an army.
Tony: We have a hulk.
Archer: We have a pissed off Pam.
*Lying in the wreckage of multiple destroyed buildings*
Pam, "Another round?"
Hulk, "Hulk... Can... No... Longer... Smash..."
@@romarudarkeyes Pam: Ah come on you big whussy, you act like me f*cking you hurts or something*
Hulk: Hulk....think....pelvis...broken...can't..feel..legs!
0:02
The looks that Archer and Lana give each other after he says "lead negotiator" are everything.
2:22 I really like how the trained agents are all like "we ain't dropping shit"
I was trying to figure why Pam didn’t beat Cheryl as well. I so wanted to give Pam a hug after this incident.
Willie Holmes
Because Cheryl would get off on getting hurt. She’s got very.....interesting tastes haha
lufie56, didn’t stop Lana from beating Cheryl one time.
Willie Holmes hey willie you’re my best friend!
shenzhong 👍🏿
Eh she already got shot but Mallory was unharmed.
In the later seasons you see archer and pam relationship develop as he's respects pam more than the others.
That’s what I love about Archer. Not saying I don’t like Archer in the first few seasons, but he has definitely changed and developed between Season 1 and Season 13. Sure he still pulls wisecracks and talks smart-ass sometimes but he has developed
And THAT was how I learned Pam was actually a BADASS!
I love how they subtly put their guns up even further when the kidnappers asks them to lower their weapons absolutely brilliant 😂
"Oh for...seriously?" "I'm thinking!" "You're stalling!" Lmao, love that. And also,
"Yeah, anybody...want some'a THIS?!!!"
"Noooopeee!"
No, you've got tons of time
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LoveAllGirls TheyMakeMeFeelSoGood Funny that i read yours 2 days later from when you post it
Its those Damn Cyborgs!
youtube search algos. Once one person watches, it starts pushing it to other people.
"It's not worth it, it's just Pam!" had me wheezing
Well it’s true and funny
😅
"Then you stupid a holes shoot a jillion stupid a hole bullets at me." That always killed me
😅
For those asking, the passage tattooed onto Pams back is the third stanza of Byron's "Destruction of Sennacherib".
The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold,
And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold;
And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea,
When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee.
Like the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown,
That host on the morrow lay withered and strown.
For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!
And there lay the steed with his nostril all wide,
But through it there rolled not the breath of his pride;
And the foam of his gasping lay white on the turf,
And cold as the spray of the rock-beating surf.
And there lay the rider distorted and pale,
With the dew on his brow, and the rust on his mail:
And the tents were all silent, the banners alone,
The lances unlifted, the trumpet unblown.
And the widows of Ashur are loud in their wail,
And the idols are broke in the temple of Baal;
And the might of the Gentile, unsmote by the sword,
Hath melted like snow in the glance of the Lord!
THAT'S PAMMY!!!
I think I read that on a holiday card once.
@@RansomeStoddard from when?? The Crusades??🤣
Fell asleep reading that
So.......in English what is it saying?
Oh God, season 14 will be the last one. I will miss it so bad.
I've always liked the bulletproof vest joke but I somehow never noticed Archer is straight up using Cheryl as a shield.
Ikr
2:59 Cyril with 0% cover bravely shooting upwards.
😂😂😂😂
lmao didn't notice
Suppressing fire!!!
Yeah to be honest Cyril pretty much sucks at everything spy related...... that and his life is......... well shit😅
@@whiteshriek6251 that's why he's an accountant.
2:22
This is maybe my single favorite gag in Archer. The completely flat shot as they think about it for a second followed by the little drumroll as they raise their weapons. It's perfect.
I like how it takes a bit for Lana to say “nupe”. I imagine she’s thinking about it for a second until she figures out the back tat 😂
I love her “scroll of betrayal” and tally marks.
Hilarious!! Poor Pam is worth $5,000 - just damn!!😂😂😂
Pam's the best one of the bunch
I’m surprised Malory was willing to pay even more then 1k
"I low balled at first"
PHRASING!
Seriously, are we not doing that anymore ?
I fucking love that tattoos on pams back it just screams jail bird and it just suits her.
I will not negotiate with alligators or crocodiles Lana!
Dont forget Brain aneurysms
@@keithpayne9776 they are the worst, can happen any time
Ayye that's my favorite episode
The way Lana called out Mallory for trying to figure out the price to get Pam back! 😂
Well it’s not like she does much
“Oh, you’ve got tons of time.” Lmaooooo I love Ray
“No heroics you two, it’s just Pam.”
My husband and I love this one. Hell we love the show. It's too funny 😂
Lana: Wait whoa Pam!!!
Archer: *grabs Lana* Lana...let her have this one...
*this line gets me every time.* 🤣🤣🤣
He knew it needed to be done
@@Theragingtiger12 Plus I imagine watching his normally untouchable mother get the shit beaten out of her was cathartic.
Right?
Probably my fav episode. Pam's character really progresses from lonely HR into a bad ass.
Lizzo: "Anybody want a piece of this?"
Everyone: "Nooope."
Nice
“Let her have this one” perfect
Pam: "Yeah, anybody -- want a piece of this?!?"
Everyone:
The text is pretty terrifying, but also consider the fact that a tattoo like that likely took multiple sessions. Back tattoos can be some of the most painful due to proximity to the spine. So any full back tattoo is usually a feat of pain tolerance to get put down.
The moral of this episode? Don't screw over your co-workers, because you never know if one is an underground street fighter who'd beat the living shit out of you.
And can consume enough cocaine to OD a bear on a daily basis.
By far the greatest Pam moment of all time
Actually watch Pam vs Kenny Roger's bodyguard
For the angel of death
Spread his wings on the blase
And breathed in the face
Of the foe as he passed
And the eyes of the sleepers
Waxed deadly and chill
And their hearts once heaved
And for ever grew still
Spread his wings on the *blast
Ah, that makes more sense.
Taken from "The Destruction of Sennacherib", because the Bible has all the cool stories.
@The All Rounder 2 Very true, Religion is a mental illness.
@@1997Roscoe it's why every generation sucks.
Absolutely loved Pam. What a bad ass.
3:00
I love how cyril is just face down firing backwards into the ceiling
The voice modulator always has me in hysterics.
Archer: Hi, Sterling Archer, lead Negotiator. And to whom might I be speaking?
Voice: Your worst nightmare.
Archer: Great. Hmm Hmm. One sec. *casually clicks the button*
I cried laughing when I saw this the first time. Just how fast and casually he just hangs up.
Phoenix Rises_2014 🤣😂🤣he was afraid of a dumb thing😂🤣😂🤣
2:41 wow, the one time Cyril made a nice shot.
I imagine Mallory did a good amount of wiggling after the credits rolled.
"Yeah?? Well let's see how much you wiggle when i'm whipping 5000 bucks worth of your ass!"
LMAO Pam is such a badass, I love how she is written on this show (like all the other characters)
Pam is priceless because she’s awesome.
"Just everybody go" I'm with Ray, hate when something with a couple people turns into the must see event of the year.
Honestly it was probably a pretty even fight post credits.
Pam may be built like a brick shitehouse but Mallory was literally the worlds best spy for years.
PAM:ANYBODY WANT A PIECE OF THIS
Me:raises hand slowly
the fist of the tits?
Back when the show was gold. Glory days.
It still is.
@@robertsimon2885 Season 13 will determined that.
I just couldn't stop laughing, lol
i loved this pam, before they made her a fart joke
Really? They made her progressively more terrifying with every season
@@jimpachi98 then lets do a little experiment. going from the latest episode backwards, name 3 episodes where you think pam was well written throughout the episode. not just one scene, but she was a good character from the start of the episode to the end.
personaly, she has become one of my least favourite characters on the show.
I hated her in archer vice so much. She’s cool in first seasons tho
I think the rise of ISIS in real luge started to alter the show quality
I liked cocaine Pam
1:39 I love how fed up Ray sounds here. "Goddamn it let's just everybody go!"
Lana, ... Let her have this one.
“It’s one Pam, Lana, how much could she cost? 5000 dollars?”
There's always money in the Tunt stand
All of them got scared when Pam snapped that neck.
Interesting Poetry to tattoo on herself.
For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!
4:02, love how crazy Cheryl Tunt is, yet even she is weirded out by that moment x'D.
3:58 LMFAO I LOST IT AT ALL THEIR DISGUST UGHHH
"Lana it's not worth it! It's just Pam!"
That's messed up!!!!
Well it’s true
I had not watched this show originally, so binging this was one of the few things that got me through quarantine
I’m with Pam on this one
this series is simply genius, each and each line (only in the first five seasons it is). when I watched first, I couldn't stop, I rewatched every episode again and again and again.
It is always a good time when Jerry Smith lays down suppressing fire.
4:02 If something puts THAT look on CHERYL's face, it's probably something nobody wants
The stunned silence at the end always gets me.
I doubt this is the worst day of Pam’s life, but it definitely makes the top 10.
Wow, Archer loves Pam enough to commit murder. What a man.
He had one accident with a vacuum and his testicle and he still hates cyborgs XD
"Not me, I wasn't shooting!"
But it is.. you know…a vest
Now if Meg on family guy reacted like this when the rest of the family gave her sh** I would be okay with it.
Easily the best supporting character in the whole show.
"Tum again? Still nothing?" I just got that lol
So I wonder how much time it took for Mallory to recover from that ass whooping
Pam would be a fantastic field agent
2:51 wait...so her screaming drowned out all of the gunfire to the point it annoyed Archer?
I guess
I love Pam she's crazy good
Everyone looking at Pam at the end had me dying 😭😭😭
2:17 - (following awkward, pregnant pause) "Ah, don't be dicks."
Always loved that line.
Not Enri fault she don’t know when to stop talking
Why is this comes back on recommendations. After all these years?
Probably because season 10 is out
Because we all need reminded of happier times... like when this show was good and funny. And not a cliché of itself...
*@Bilal Khalid*
Nah. Seasons 1-4 were the best. 5 was okay, but that's when it started being a cliché of itself. I didn't watch the latest season. Couldn't get through the first episode of it. I probably won't watch it again. But I can still enjoy the earlier shows, when it was good and witty and funny.