Holy heck that first lady is the EXACT person natives DON'T want on the island. (For those who don't know. Hawaii is in a water shortage, land getting taken away from natives for more tourism and it's really bad. No tourism DOESNT help)
I'm born in south west of France and tourism is a plague, locals can't find houses because owners make more money renting only by week during summer time and every thing is transformed in a parody of what it once was to entertain those fucking tourists.
@SilkandStones I'll add another reason to your list. There's so many tourists there with so much sunscreen that the sunscreen has similar environmental damage as an oil spill. There's petrochemicals in most brands.
For those curious about the silverware post, a "rainbow" cutlery set (if it isn't actually rainbow, which is a thing now) just means a super durable set of silverware that is usually 100+ years old. They are incredibly hard to find and will last you a lifetime and then some. Getting a set for $80 is a steal! These sets can sometimes be worth up to $1000, especially if you have all the pieces AND still have the box. Source: raised in an antique-obsessed family and work for an antique store owner 😂
Even if it wasn't such a great deal, that's so ungrateful to put someone on blast like that for giving a gift, even if it's something you hate just keep your mouth shut
I saw this rant on someone else's vid and they showed a picture; each piece of cutlery looked to be a different colour. PS I Googled "rainbow cutlery box" but couldn't find a photo to link to that didn't demand "accept all cookies to see the picture"
@@tidepodpadthai2633 Part of me hopes that poor girl didn't see that post. Another part hopes she did so she can, ah...adjust her gift budget and efforts in the future.
Stayed in Hawaii for about three years: What that woman is asking is insane. Think about how New Yorkers will pay 2000 for a broom closet apartment. It’s damn near the same thing. I was on Maui in Haiku and paid $1200 for something the same size as a classroom.
Growing up we had an apartment in Kona Palisades. it wasn't all that bad; 2 bed rooms, 2 baths (one was an en suite) and i think the total floorplan was like 950 sqft. and i think we paid 800-900 a month.
First story: Just put up a tent at or near a beach: nature galore, a place to swim (and to wash), no shared walls at all and it's literally ground floor. Ok, the full kitchen might be a problem... .🤔
Story 1: just did a Zillow search for houses for rent in Hawaii and I found three that match this woman's request - but ZERO on the big island. The cheapest is a 3 bedroom, 2 bath house with 1,640 square feet for (wait for it) $6,700 per month! They say that God answers every prayer - in this woman's case, I think God will answer with a resounding "NO!"
Is that for 1-2 bedrooms, or studio? Either way it’s still relatively expensive and California and New York are a nightmare when it comes to rent (CA native)
I was thinking okay you know for $1,400 in Pennsylvania you can start to get pretty picky with your apartment but in freaking Hawaii? Should be lucky to get a cardboard box for that kind of rent
Hi rslash I’ve been to Hawaii & you are exactly correct it’s like 600+ a day to stay at a condo like she’s describing. For 6 nights it cost us over 3000.00. Hawaii is ridiculously expensive.
@@The_ATF_ you just need to find a golden ticket that is hidden in some chocolate bars. If you manage to get one, then you got to do the tour. If you're the last one standing, then you win a candy company! Lol
@@Tzar1 I once found a golden ticket but it was for a magical sausage company. I wasn't the last one standing but was mercifully allowed to live by Lord Sausage Baron and was gifted a one of a kind sausage link necklace made from another tour contestant. 0 out of 5 stars. Would not recommend. Sausage link necklace was delicious and I would give 5 stars and recommend just for that but it will not stop talking. I tried to eat it quickly to make it stop talking but everytime I finished a link it would grow a new one. I tried to take my own life to escape this mumbling meat jewelry but I think I've been cursed with immortality.
As someone who used to live in Hawai’i, you can barely get a room, a bathroom, and any easily accessible parking space for that much a month. Hell, for that price you might just get a studio if you’re lucky. I actually moved out of my parents place to live closer to college and the place I lived at was $970 a month in town and had a loft bed with open bathroom and only street parking. It was small and I had 4 other neighbors in the same building.
Yeah, I think she'd be hard pressed to find a 1 bedroom with easy access to a pool or beach in any beach town or large city in the US much less Hawaii given her budget. LOL
I once knew a professional calligrapher, and when I met her years ago she was in the process of filling an order for wedding invitations. This was years ago and they were $2 a pop. The OP in that story was offering a sweet deal and the bride and groom sound stupid to have expected morel
I do Calligraphy but, although I'm not a professional by any means, I AM very good at it, including scroll style. Having tooted my own horn (which isn't something I'm comfortable with so, please bear with me), when my niece, who is absolutely awesome and also a great friend(we're close in age and kinda grew up together), asked if I could write hers and her husband's names and wedding date in Calligraphy for their table top souvenirs, which were small Lenox picture frames, in the classic Lenox creamy white, with real gold accent painting, I was thrilled! I showed her at least 5 different versions of the Calligraphy style I could do, she picked her favorite. I also showed her that the shrunken version would be printed on my high quality, natural/unbleached, creamy colored resumé paper. She loved it, and loved my test sample of how big the lettering and date numbers would look. I still have a few of those beautiful Lenox frames to this day. And I've never removed them from their homemade lacy cover bags. They came out so beautiful, even with using my computer to shrink down the original size so that each page of resumé paper could contain multiples so that there were enough for the couple of hundred souvenir Lenox frames. My niece, NOT a Bridezilla in the LEAST and I very nearly got into a heated argument over me not willing to take any money for the labor of my work. It was my pleasure. It made both her and her fiancé very happy because he loved the Calligraphy, too. It was part of my wedding gift to them because, as a Bride's Maid, I couldn't afford most of the bigger ticketed items on her gift registry. They've been married around 18 years now, and whenever we reminisce about her beautiful wedding, her hubs(AWESOME GUY!), ALWAYS brings up my Calligraphy. Warms my heart until SOMEONE starts cutting onions. Lol.
@@badkitty4922 after help several family and friends out with their wedding for free. The trick I came up with when they tried to pay. First - I refuse and say my work was the gift I am giving you for the wedding - . After that I accept the money, add it too an extra wedding congratz card I bring along. And I gift them back the money. If it is after the reception is over, normal give to the parents later and say I forget it in my car.
Laughing because I was only listening and heard 30 pounds of bagels and thought what would I do with that many bagels! I looked on the screen just in time to see it was £30! Yikes!
Please tell me the knife OP's daughter saw the listing, immediately took back her gift and cut contact with her father for being an ungrateful piece of garbage.
For the first story, I have an easy solution: a RAFT. It's on the ocean, nobody (no humans anyway) can hear them sing (depending on how far out they go) and it's cheaper than $900 a month.
1st story..lady is willing to pay $30-45 per day for all that. She might be able to find a space to set up a tent for that, if she brings her own tent. No amenities but at least she wouldn't be sharing walls with anyone. 😂
I lived in Hilo for about four years and moved away in 2019 to Oahu. For context Hilo is on the east side of the big island and gets about 120 inches of rain a year and has no sandy beaches and therefore isn’t a huge tourist destination. It’s not crazy to think that someone could find what she’s looking for in her price range. That area tends to attract a lot of hippies and naturalists and strangely someone like her would probably fit in pretty well in lower Puna which is about 45 min south of hilo. When I lived there I was about a half mile walk away from honolii, a popular surfing spot north of hilo and paid just $700 bucks for a two bedroom place. Didn’t have all the amenities she’s looking for but it was still a great deal. I got it through someone I knew though which is essentially the only way to get a deal like that.
The first one is double offensive both because the obvious bonkers demands (btw yes, you're right, this house sounds like a very very expensive home for rich people). But also the fact that she's Christian (Or some form of it) and calls herself a Shaman is extremely disrespectful for shamans and cultures that have shamans. Especially using her spirituality like an excuse to get "exotic spiritual access". This is borderline racist in a fetisising hawaiian culture (Or other cultures with shamans) way.
As a Nordic pantheon following pagan, I've noticed a strange influx of people claiming to be Wiccan who are also still praying to Jesus/Christian God. It's like they're uncomfortable actually converting, so they lie and do this halfway thing to appease people.
@@onyx6381 I've also noticed that and everytime I'm baffled because these religions could not be more opposites and incompatible with each other. Especially as someone who is into genuinely learning about different cultures and religions. It boggles my mind.
@@onyx6381 With you big time on this one, I am fine with anyone practicing whatever they want but when they try to push things on others it just is...awkward.
8:52 At this point, I don't give a shit if the dude paid for OP's whole wedding. Doing favors for people to use them as leverage to get what you want later is scummy; the fact that he apparently didn't do much just makes it laughable.
Honestly I think OP should have said "I can do it for free but the quality will suffer because the time I can devote to unpaid work even as a favour is not high" and then if they agreed just write it out like chicken scratch.
So I had rented a place in Hawaii for around that price range (don’t remember the exact rent but it was closer to $1400 than 900). I got a single room apartment in a typical multi-floor apartment complex. For a single guy like me, it was perfectly fine, but the thought of someone wanting a luxury rental like that for the same cost (and likely in an even more expensive part of Hawaii) is hilarious.
I look for a new video almost everyday. As a 17 year old black male it gives a lot of insight on how some ppl act and how to get around it. Thank you for all the good videos love em and keep up the good work
As for the cutlery, I do as any civilised people do, I just stuff it in some closet and forget about it. Let a later generation to figure about what to do with it.
For that amount of money she can totally get what she's looking for. In rural Germany 🤣 Hey, if she's lucky there's a river nearby with a nice quaint little bridge.
@@Mylifesuckslol depends on what they define as laziness tbh 'cuz it might be something like if they sit down for 5 min, they're being lazy despite doing a lot of stuff before and after
Rental costs in Hawaii are expensive. I don’t live in Hawaii, but, I’m married and wanted to honeymoon there (still haven’t honeymooned) so I got to look up all different kinds of prices. 😬 First beggar is ridiculous lol
For the first story: Camp on the beach with one of those tents with screen windows. May not be IDEAL but hey, it's probably cheaper than renting a place in Hawaii.
You need a permit to camp at beach parks and even then it can only be for a few days. It’s also illegal to camp right on the beach and you’ll be arrested for it.
You can tell she's completely delusional just by the tone of her profile. Notice that nowhere in there does she state what she offers. All take and no give, so to speak. And she's looking for a "MAN"... without chest/back hair... It's brilliant though, they've started listing all their red flags right on the profile so the kind of "man" she's looking for knows not to even bother dating her to find out
The median home price in Hawaii is $1.2 million That's the AVERAGE price of a 3 bedroom house And that price is usually for a year down That lady is crazy
That first post literally reminds me of the meme of a daisy saying “I need fresh air warm sunlight and be routinely watered it takes a lot of love and care to keep a little old me alive” and then there’s a dandelion right next to him that says “oh please I’m growing in a Sandy crack of concrete they tried to poison me and it only made me stronger bow before me you pansy ass scrub!” I’m the dandelionXD
Rslashe's entitled female voice is so awesome that I sometimes forget it's him reading the post. Man, thanks for your content. Seriously, I listen to you every single day multiple times. It's my me time. You're awesome, man!
I haven't been to the doctor yet but I'm thinking I might have celiacs, so nice to see someone who has it, I'm worried people would think I'm just one of those people who is on a gluten free fad diet,,
@@tidepodpadthai2633 I sometimes worry about people thinking that too, but maybe in part of it a lot of more restaurants and companies have gluten free options- so i guess I should thank the fad? I'm not sure, I would suggest getting tested for it if you can.
I feel really confused how in the US some people expect others to pay for their wedding. Here in Brazil 🇧🇷 if you want to get married, you better pay for it! Nobody is gonna help you, aside from your parents, maybe.
Most don't expect guests to chip in outrageous amounts to be in the wedding party or attend. That's why these stories are on Reddit. It is common for the best man to arrange a bachelor party but in most cases, that's a local event that's an elaborate guys' night out that might include crashing at a hotel. Not a flight, hotel and a bunch of expensive activities. Same for the bride's party. The bridal party may chip in to cover the bride/groom's participation it's usually not a lot of money.
US people are crazy with their wedding entitlements. In my country your family may help you with your wedding by buying gifts that will help furnish your kitchen, like pots, pans, plates etc. Sometimes, if an uncle can create wooden furniture (tables etc), he may create something for you, but it's not expected or mandatory.
As a photographer I confirm unethical businesses demanding work for "exposure" is a very common thing. So is clients having no idea what they are talking about (like asking for a video specification for still photos).
Regarding the PS4 story, those types of CB’s can be disarmed pretty quickly by just asking why they (if they just lost their job, and also have hospital bills) would spend $150 on a Gaming console.
If I found out my dad was doing that, I’d make a fake FB, answer the ad, show up and cuss him out in front of the whole neighborhood before taking them back and never talking to him again.
the story at 10:55 i really hope that someone with spray paint found this thing and just painted it with all the things that Cb did not want on it fallowed by "Pay painters, or your getting everything you dont want." just to show that Cb by not paying a dime they will only get what they dont want, i also hope the spray painter used permanent paint so that cb could not wash it off
Lol! That would’ve been priceless. Not to mention they can’t prove who did it if they stupidly don’t have cameras. Plus they have to now pay a professional to repaint the whole thing.
Damg it, I'm 6ft 4, 155 lbs, part Cherokee so no chest hair, but I work on vehicles as a job, so my nails sometimes have a little grease. I'm sad I missed out on this golden opportunity.
The "Picky Dater" was just stating her preferences and several of them like not being racist, a mama's boy, a felon and not having bad hygiene are perfectly reasonable.
The first OP reminds me of any fired up priests that really goes over the top when doing their speeches, the kind that rallies up other as if theyre making a sacrafise to Moistcritikal himself
For that first one, I lived in Hawaii about 10 years ago. A friend and I shared a really really crappy and cheap studio apartment on Oahu. It was $950 a month. This lady is out of her mind.
"What's the point in asking a yes or no question when it's really just masking a demand" my mom asks me do you want to do *insert chore here * and I'm required to do it because if I say no I get yelled at despite the fact that it is a yes or no question
As someone who’s born in Hawaii and lived here my entire life. For renting context in my old awful shitty apartment building infested with roaches and just overall run down and filled with mold. For a single studio apartment it’s about 2,000+ and the location was in the middle of town next to some industry and this awful loud military base. A literal wooden rotten shack on the beach would probably be millions.
I would have taken up the bagel offer immediatly. I would have spent tw0 days doing nothing in their shop, stuffing myself with bagels, then I would have disapeeared into the sunset, without a single shot taken
I do have to say that while the choosing beggar was wrong for haggling $350 is a bit of a ripoff for a 500 gb PS4. $275 is much more reasonable. The average price is about $250, so the seller was over charging a bit, especially since you can get a 1 tb ps4 slim new for the same price that the seller is asking for a used console.
Yeah most people around me sell used ps4s for 180-200. I wouldn't spend 300 for that, but the guy shouldn't have been that way. If the person doesn't want to haggle, move on.
My sister in florida has a lanai. Its basically a screened in backyard that typically has a pool, or at least is tiled in. The screen filters out most bugs from the tropical climate, but animals such as lizards and snakes can sometimes get through. My sister has a hammock and a garden.
The first choosing beggar sounded like she was trying to appeal to divine authority. "God wants you to give me this mansion!" Anybody can say that. It doesn't make it true.
First story: She actually came into my workplace today, my coworker recognized her from the original post. She definitely made our day more interesting but I also felt bad for her too.
I was waiting for the price request in the first one. I laughed at 2:00 I live in Canada; and where I live, you'd be lucky to get that price range for a one-bedroom apartment; let alone a luxurious sanctuary that this CB is asking for
I am from Hawaii, born and raised and what that woman is asking for is freaking INSANE! And between $900-1400 you had me almost choking. Studio apartments here run from anywhere between starting at $1400 to 2200 depending on location. All the amenities she wants as well, straight up ridiculous 🙄 And r/slash I know you always do your best with pronunciation but where she said she's moving from is Hilo, Hawaii (Hee-low). Thanks for your videos I've been a long time watcher and I love you!
uuugh... seriously rSlash, I just wanted to come through that persons monitor and b-slap that first ChoosingBeggar. I think that was the most annoying thing I've heard in a long time. I don't know what it is about that post that got me so annoyed, but damn... ugh... only 2:40 minutes in and I just need a break from r/Choosingbeggars now >.> ... Seriously, I could believe that whoever wrote that post was sitting there all smug and smiling and happy with themselves... just... ugh. I'm... no, I'm done. I want to get through this video. Well done rSlash
For the first story, depending on what island, $900-1400 can rent you a crap microscopic apartment in a bad neighborhood. All that she’s asking for is several hundred $ a day for a rental or Airbnb. To rent, maybe like $4-7k a month. To buy, at least 7 figures+ easily
I was born and raised in Hawaii, specifically Oahu. The First Lady is exactly as (user) “syrup desolation” said in the comments. She is the exact kind of person causing tension between haoles ( a word for“white foreigners” typically used in a negative way,) and natives. She’s an entitled tourist, which is the worst kind. If you ever visit hawaii, make sure you’re respectful to the locals and the island itself, and educate yourself before hand on Hawaii’s dark and tragic history to better understand the racial attitudes here. Anyways, to answer RSlashs question, I’ve found apartments here on Oahu that are tiny, buried in a sketchy area of downtown, and not entirely furnished for 1,000$ a month. Oahu tends to be pricy because it’s the main tourist attraction (which is hated by most natives/locals here,) but the big island (hawaii island) is wayyy cheaper and more rural. The thing is, the cheapest pieces of land there are typically dry, infertile, and covered in lava rock. There are lots of reasonably cheap (think $15,000-50,000) tiny off the grid houses on the big island, but it’s hard to find one without bugs or one that is in great condition. I don’t know how that compares to the mainlands prices because growing up here I’ve been desensitized to the incredibly high prices on oahu. On oahu the cheapest lot with a super simple house is about 700,000 - 1 million dollars. If this lady is looking for a well built, non off the grid house (which I’m assuming since she described a lot of modern amenities,) wants it in a secluded area on the big island surrounded by what I’m assuming she expects to be lush undergrowth, with a pool or hot tub, ocean view/access, very well built, and furnished fancy things with modern plumbing and electricity, she’s in for a rude awakening. Houses like that probably go for $1,700-8,000 PER NIGHT on Airbnb or other rental sites. If she wanted to rent monthly, I’m guessing the lowest she could rent for would be around $7,000-15,000 a month depending on the house.I could be completely wrong as I’ve only visited the big island a handful of times and I’m used to seeing the prices here on oahu, so take what I say with a grain of salt. I was also thinking about the nearby wildlife in a naturally green secluded area (and maybe native species) being disturbed by this lady blasting music and singing all night. Horribly entitled.
As someone who lives in Hawaii, I can confirm that this lady is out of it. Finding an apartment? HERE? With that price range at the ocean? Good luck. There are places like that where I live, some neighborhoods have a private beach *however* not only is it with multiple other people but it's not cheap! Houses here cost half to a million dollars!
I can't get mad at the Hawaii lady in putting her needs out in the universe and trying to manifest her dreams. Write a vision and make it plain, and whatnot. I get it. I can roll my eyes so hard that she'll be able to hear it and know even though she is a stranger to me it was directed at her. 🙄
*rSlash:* "On this next post, the CB is a social media influencer..." *Me:* "Say less." I hope Cutlery CB's daughter goes no contact. She does not need that mess in her life. TIL rSlash is at least 6' tall. Not that it matters; I just find it interesting. Wait, I might have heard him wrong... Is he saying the only things he has on the list are that he has a kid and wears flip-flops? If so, then I was right the first time. Right?
That first one is way too much like the door-to-door religious sales folk that come to my door. As such, I'm amassing quite a collection of accouterments to throw on when I answer. Such as: Tossing a black frilly netting over my head and grabbing two black candles that I light and open the door: "Would you like to praaaaay with me?!" in my old man voice. A roast chicken hat touting, "The Almighty Roasted Chicken of Destiny!" Or, I just open the door and scream my best Sam Kinison scream and slam the door. Yup! I'm evil! ... But, MOOOORE Evil!!! As the great Alistair says.
1:20 every listed thing makes the price go up. At this point I reckon we're somewhere near the $2500 pcm mark. Let's see how wrong I am........... 2:04 aha there's the punchline. hahahahaha
I've been to Hawaii. Renting a unit there in a good location on the island (no beachfront access or personal pool/hot tub) costs $500 per night. For the kind of place the 1st choosing beggar is looking for, I'd estimate that her budget would be enough to pay for one night at best.
R slash ur the only reason I'm productive, I constantly have to have something playing in the background to start cleaning ot anything so I don't overthink thanks bro
Holy heck that first lady is the EXACT person natives DON'T want on the island. (For those who don't know. Hawaii is in a water shortage, land getting taken away from natives for more tourism and it's really bad. No tourism DOESNT help)
No, no. It does help. It helps the politicians line their pockets while the citizens get fucked.
Hawaii makes something wrong in that case. With such a Location they should be able to pocket alot of foreign Money.
We don’t want her on the mainland.
I'm born in south west of France and tourism is a plague, locals can't find houses because owners make more money renting only by week during summer time and every thing is transformed in a parody of what it once was to entertain those fucking tourists.
@SilkandStones I'll add another reason to your list. There's so many tourists there with so much sunscreen that the sunscreen has similar environmental damage as an oil spill. There's petrochemicals in most brands.
For those curious about the silverware post, a "rainbow" cutlery set (if it isn't actually rainbow, which is a thing now) just means a super durable set of silverware that is usually 100+ years old. They are incredibly hard to find and will last you a lifetime and then some. Getting a set for $80 is a steal! These sets can sometimes be worth up to $1000, especially if you have all the pieces AND still have the box.
Source: raised in an antique-obsessed family and work for an antique store owner 😂
Even if it wasn't such a great deal, that's so ungrateful to put someone on blast like that for giving a gift, even if it's something you hate just keep your mouth shut
I saw this rant on someone else's vid and they showed a picture; each piece of cutlery looked to be a different colour.
PS I Googled "rainbow cutlery box" but couldn't find a photo to link to that didn't demand "accept all cookies to see the picture"
Yeah having seen the pic on a different post it looked like rainbow metallic stuff like a gas station knife
@@tidepodpadthai2633 Part of me hopes that poor girl didn't see that post. Another part hopes she did so she can, ah...adjust her gift budget and efforts in the future.
@@franl155 link please
Stayed in Hawaii for about three years:
What that woman is asking is insane. Think about how New Yorkers will pay 2000 for a broom closet apartment. It’s damn near the same thing. I was on Maui in Haiku and paid $1200 for something the same size as a classroom.
Just about the same in South Florida it's impossible
It is insane in Southern California as well. Maybe rent a room, maybe
Growing up we had an apartment in Kona Palisades. it wasn't all that bad; 2 bed rooms, 2 baths (one was an en suite) and i think the total floorplan was like 950 sqft. and i think we paid 800-900 a month.
First story: Just put up a tent at or near a beach: nature galore, a place to swim (and to wash), no shared walls at all and it's literally ground floor. Ok, the full kitchen might be a problem... .🤔
two tents?
Hello
She'd get run off the beach on day one.
They take squatters very seriously in places like that.
Has she thought about #vanlife? 😂😂
The world would be her kitchen.
Story 1: just did a Zillow search for houses for rent in Hawaii and I found three that match this woman's request - but ZERO on the big island. The cheapest is a 3 bedroom, 2 bath house with 1,640 square feet for (wait for it) $6,700 per month! They say that God answers every prayer - in this woman's case, I think God will answer with a resounding "NO!"
Average rent in Hawaii is $2,413. Honolulu is $2,257 & Kahului is $1,784. I doubt she'd even find anything in a meth infested area that cheap.
Is that for 1-2 bedrooms, or studio? Either way it’s still relatively expensive and California and New York are a nightmare when it comes to rent (CA native)
I felt it was expensive lol plane tickets are expensive to its kinda my dream to Hawaii
@@yamicivetta5252 I think it’s both but if not def the studio. I looked at a listing and one of them mentioned studio
@@nolyfe4814 our studios can run up to 2500-3000 if you’re going to big city areas. It’s just easier to go into smaller towns or tiny cities.
First story: I think she's just an old fashioned beggar, not a choosing beggar, but still amusing especially the way rSlash read it
I was thinking okay you know for $1,400 in Pennsylvania you can start to get pretty picky with your apartment but in freaking Hawaii? Should be lucky to get a cardboard box for that kind of rent
It's always even funnier when they try and use the god angle to their advantage. Pretty sad if you ask me...
@@soundsofchill510 yeah angles are pretty bad excuse I mean it’s pretty obtuse to say that 😂
First story: Tell me you a haole without telling me you a haole. Lol
I think wanting a multi million dollar not apartment but villa for 800-1400$ is a little bit of choosing beggar
Hi rslash
I’ve been to Hawaii & you are exactly correct it’s like 600+ a day to stay at a condo like she’s describing. For 6 nights it cost us over 3000.00. Hawaii is ridiculously expensive.
Monthly rates should be a little lower as there's stability, less work and no cleaning involved, but yeah... Nowhere near realistic.
She really was like “hey anyone wanna give me a multi-million dollar international company I’d be soooooo blessed 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”
@@The_ATF_ you just need to find a golden ticket that is hidden in some chocolate bars. If you manage to get one, then you got to do the tour. If you're the last one standing, then you win a candy company! Lol
@@Tzar1 I once found a golden ticket but it was for a magical sausage company. I wasn't the last one standing but was mercifully allowed to live by Lord Sausage Baron and was gifted a one of a kind sausage link necklace made from another tour contestant.
0 out of 5 stars. Would not recommend. Sausage link necklace was delicious and I would give 5 stars and recommend just for that but it will not stop talking.
I tried to eat it quickly to make it stop talking but everytime I finished a link it would grow a new one. I tried to take my own life to escape this mumbling meat jewelry but I think I've been cursed with immortality.
Looked it up online. As of October 2021 the average rent for a 594 square foot apartment is $1,845.
You'd think someone who just lost their job would be focusing on trying to get a job rather than a ps4.
Since the guy only needed the console and cords, he probably yeeted it and those are the parts that broke.
His further texts prove it.
Or suing their old employer for wrongful termination.
Or at least wouldn't be spending limited funds on a GAME. TBH, I'm surprised he wasn't trying to get it for free!
Or groceries like fr man
Which is why I think they are lying
As someone who used to live in Hawai’i, you can barely get a room, a bathroom, and any easily accessible parking space for that much a month. Hell, for that price you might just get a studio if you’re lucky.
I actually moved out of my parents place to live closer to college and the place I lived at was $970 a month in town and had a loft bed with open bathroom and only street parking. It was small and I had 4 other neighbors in the same building.
I figured it would cost $1200... and that paying $900 would get you space at a campsite for a tent.
@@fnvfan0145 Going by Seattle rents, I figure what she wants in Hawaii would run 2K. A week.
Yeah, I think she'd be hard pressed to find a 1 bedroom with easy access to a pool or beach in any beach town or large city in the US much less Hawaii given her budget. LOL
Is there not an island with an active volcano she can go live on. That way she is away from everybody.
@@ericwilliams1659 Actually, the island she DOES want to live on is the exact same island with the volcano 😂
"Sweetheart rates" oh my god that's the cutest way to say "family discount"
Story 1, 12 years ago for a 2 bedroom apt without any amenities, just off pearl harbor in a lower priced area. I was paying $2,800.
Yup. As soon as I heard the price range I started laughing IRL. Scared the stuffing out of my pup.
I once knew a professional calligrapher, and when I met her years ago she was in the process of filling an order for wedding invitations. This was years ago and they were $2 a pop. The OP in that story was offering a sweet deal and the bride and groom sound stupid to have expected morel
Wait a sec, they were doing hand calligraphy for each one or just one and doing copies?
@@brokenpieces5852 maybe it was a small wedding and the people paid for a special
@@brokenpieces5852 each invite done by hand. High end wedding will also order vellum (animal skin parchment) to have each invite hand written on.
I do Calligraphy but, although I'm not a professional by any means, I AM very good at it, including scroll style.
Having tooted my own horn (which isn't something I'm comfortable with so, please bear with me), when my niece, who is absolutely awesome and also a great friend(we're close in age and kinda grew up together), asked if I could write hers and her husband's names and wedding date in Calligraphy for their table top souvenirs, which were small Lenox picture frames, in the classic Lenox creamy white, with real gold accent painting, I was thrilled!
I showed her at least 5 different versions of the Calligraphy style I could do, she picked her favorite.
I also showed her that the shrunken version would be printed on my high quality, natural/unbleached, creamy colored resumé paper. She loved it, and loved my test sample of how big the lettering and date numbers would look.
I still have a few of those beautiful Lenox frames to this day. And I've never removed them from their homemade lacy cover bags.
They came out so beautiful, even with using my computer to shrink down the original size so that each page of resumé paper could contain multiples so that there were enough for the couple of hundred souvenir Lenox frames.
My niece, NOT a Bridezilla in the LEAST and I very nearly got into a heated argument over me not willing to take any money for the labor of my work.
It was my pleasure. It made both her and her fiancé very happy because he loved the Calligraphy, too.
It was part of my wedding gift to them because, as a Bride's Maid, I couldn't afford most of the bigger ticketed items on her gift registry.
They've been married around 18 years now, and whenever we reminisce about her beautiful wedding, her hubs(AWESOME GUY!),
ALWAYS brings up my Calligraphy.
Warms my heart until SOMEONE starts cutting onions. Lol.
@@badkitty4922 after help several family and friends out with their wedding for free. The trick I came up with when they tried to pay. First - I refuse and say my work was the gift I am giving you for the wedding - . After that I accept the money, add it too an extra wedding congratz card I bring along. And I gift them back the money.
If it is after the reception is over, normal give to the parents later and say I forget it in my car.
Laughing because I was only listening and heard 30 pounds of bagels and thought what would I do with that many bagels! I looked on the screen just in time to see it was £30! Yikes!
That one took me a moment to realize what he meant too! Glad to read it wasn’t just me! :)
@@kristashafer93098 you are not alone! 😂🤣😂
It happens, I'm British and I still do it myself. Your comment proper made me belly laugh, thankyou
I mean if it was 30lbs of bagels in weight then I would totally take the job
@@jessika-violadbarghest1338 😂🤣😂
Please tell me the knife OP's daughter saw the listing, immediately took back her gift and cut contact with her father for being an ungrateful piece of garbage.
Get a life.
@@magicagrnub620 lol the entire point of this channel is to make fun of and gawk at other people's lives
@@magicagrnub620 Whose? Yours perhaps? Nah, no thanks.
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For the first story, I have an easy solution: a RAFT. It's on the ocean, nobody (no humans anyway) can hear them sing (depending on how far out they go) and it's cheaper than $900 a month.
No kitchen, though.
Does playing RAFT and making a kitchen count?
@@EsiaaShe can take a camping stove.
1st story..lady is willing to pay $30-45 per day for all that. She might be able to find a space to set up a tent for that, if she brings her own tent. No amenities but at least she wouldn't be sharing walls with anyone. 😂
“oMg nO lOw bALl oFFeRs”
And she could pitch it on the beach …. Ocean access 🤗
I lived in Hilo for about four years and moved away in 2019 to Oahu. For context Hilo is on the east side of the big island and gets about 120 inches of rain a year and has no sandy beaches and therefore isn’t a huge tourist destination. It’s not crazy to think that someone could find what she’s looking for in her price range. That area tends to attract a lot of hippies and naturalists and strangely someone like her would probably fit in pretty well in lower Puna which is about 45 min south of hilo. When I lived there I was about a half mile walk away from honolii, a popular surfing spot north of hilo and paid just $700 bucks for a two bedroom place. Didn’t have all the amenities she’s looking for but it was still a great deal. I got it through someone I knew though which is essentially the only way to get a deal like that.
That woman wanting all that in Hawaii, I'm pretty sure she made god cringe.
Bruu I skip that story whole
Right,even He has limits on pacaints
She's so high that she thinks she's talking to god with all these things on wish list.
@@richewilson6394 Sure she’s high…on too much cannabis.
If God hasn't magically produced homes for the homeless, why would He help her?
The first one is double offensive both because the obvious bonkers demands (btw yes, you're right, this house sounds like a very very expensive home for rich people). But also the fact that she's Christian (Or some form of it) and calls herself a Shaman is extremely disrespectful for shamans and cultures that have shamans. Especially using her spirituality like an excuse to get "exotic spiritual access". This is borderline racist in a fetisising hawaiian culture (Or other cultures with shamans) way.
It's also disrespectful to christianity as shamans are not compatible with Christian faith. She offended 2 religious beliefs with one post.
As a Nordic pantheon following pagan, I've noticed a strange influx of people claiming to be Wiccan who are also still praying to Jesus/Christian God. It's like they're uncomfortable actually converting, so they lie and do this halfway thing to appease people.
@@mariposa9506 that's actually a great point
@@onyx6381 I've also noticed that and everytime I'm baffled because these religions could not be more opposites and incompatible with each other. Especially as someone who is into genuinely learning about different cultures and religions. It boggles my mind.
@@onyx6381 With you big time on this one, I am fine with anyone practicing whatever they want but when they try to push things on others it just is...awkward.
I found a free-standing garden shed for rent for $750. Unfortunately, there's no lanai.
She did say the Lanai was optional, so sounds like you found the best fit for her 🤣
8:52 At this point, I don't give a shit if the dude paid for OP's whole wedding. Doing favors for people to use them as leverage to get what you want later is scummy; the fact that he apparently didn't do much just makes it laughable.
Honestly I think OP should have said "I can do it for free but the quality will suffer because the time I can devote to unpaid work even as a favour is not high" and then if they agreed just write it out like chicken scratch.
this channel has taught me to value my time, service, and worth, and to not be taken advantage of. thanks rslash!
So I had rented a place in Hawaii for around that price range (don’t remember the exact rent but it was closer to $1400 than 900). I got a single room apartment in a typical multi-floor apartment complex. For a single guy like me, it was perfectly fine, but the thought of someone wanting a luxury rental like that for the same cost (and likely in an even more expensive part of Hawaii) is hilarious.
I look for a new video almost everyday. As a 17 year old black male it gives a lot of insight on how some ppl act and how to get around it. Thank you for all the good videos love em and keep up the good work
Rslash his Karen or entitled voice , has me cracking up all the time 😂😂😂
As for the cutlery, I do as any civilised people do, I just stuff it in some closet and forget about it. Let a later generation to figure about what to do with it.
Yeah, I've gotten gifts before that I didn't need, but I either found a use for them or just put them in a drawer.
For that amount of money she can totally get what she's looking for.
In rural Germany 🤣
Hey, if she's lucky there's a river nearby with a nice quaint little bridge.
My 2 bed, 2 bath apartment, 40 minutes from Atlanta was nearly $1400
But it’s now nearly $1900 because the market is trash
So Good luck lady
Right? She's essentially asking can I be in luxurious accommodations in the most desirable part of town for $45/night? 🤣
12:04 Well, it's good to not want a racist. The rest is too picky.
I mean, no felonies is a pretty fair one too
@@violetshadow4518 also laziness
@@Mylifesuckslol depends on what they define as laziness tbh
'cuz it might be something like if they sit down for 5 min, they're being lazy despite doing a lot of stuff before and after
@@violetshadow4518 definitely but I wouldn’t blame her if it means I have to work, do chores and the kids
My mom kept what I gave her even when she probably should have donated it ages later. LOL! Miss her!
Rental costs in Hawaii are expensive. I don’t live in Hawaii, but, I’m married and wanted to honeymoon there (still haven’t honeymooned) so I got to look up all different kinds of prices. 😬 First beggar is ridiculous lol
More delusional than ridiculous!!!
For the first story: Camp on the beach with one of those tents with screen windows. May not be IDEAL but hey, it's probably cheaper than renting a place in Hawaii.
Yeah, she could probably rent an RV or camper van for the price she's offering and drive it to the beach!
You need a permit to camp at beach parks and even then it can only be for a few days. It’s also illegal to camp right on the beach and you’ll be arrested for it.
@@fdm2155 Actually, RV, campers, and trailers are illegal here in Hawai’i. Not enough space in the roads and stuff.
@@Mimikinn guess OP is out of luck then! 😁
For the dating profile, anyone that breaks up with her can't qualify for the no crazy ex.
That’s their loophole-they use it as an excuse to never have to be with her again
You can tell she's completely delusional just by the tone of her profile. Notice that nowhere in there does she state what she offers. All take and no give, so to speak. And she's looking for a "MAN"... without chest/back hair...
It's brilliant though, they've started listing all their red flags right on the profile so the kind of "man" she's looking for knows not to even bother dating her to find out
The median home price in Hawaii is $1.2 million
That's the AVERAGE price of a 3 bedroom house
And that price is usually for a year down
That lady is crazy
That first post literally reminds me of the meme of a daisy saying “I need fresh air warm sunlight and be routinely watered it takes a lot of love and care to keep a little old me alive” and then there’s a dandelion right next to him that says “oh please I’m growing in a Sandy crack of concrete they tried to poison me and it only made me stronger bow before me you pansy ass scrub!” I’m the dandelionXD
11:33 This feels super specific, like she had an ex that was all of the above.
Came here from Spotify since it wouldn’t play the episode!! It was worth the wait!!!
Rslashe's entitled female voice is so awesome that I sometimes forget it's him reading the post. Man, thanks for your content. Seriously, I listen to you every single day multiple times. It's my me time. You're awesome, man!
@rŠlašh▫️ yeah, I've watched enough rslashe's videos to not fall form that. But thanks for participating, though
The first story literally gave me a headache trying to keep up with the requirements 😂
Woman needs to add another zero to that dream house budget of hers.
2 zeros i think
Right? I’m looking for studios near a bus line in Cincinnati and you can’t find anything for less than $600
Gotta love the 'Hey, I lost my job, just got a surgery, but can you lower the price so I can buy this useless thing? "
I'm gluten intolerant, but if they will pay me with gluten free bagles I'm down! Free bagles for the win!
Yooo I'm gluten intolerant too,
have been since birth, good luck to ya mate!
@@ashleythecommenter7112 Right back at ya!
I haven't been to the doctor yet but I'm thinking I might have celiacs, so nice to see someone who has it, I'm worried people would think I'm just one of those people who is on a gluten free fad diet,,
@@tidepodpadthai2633 I sometimes worry about people thinking that too, but maybe in part of it a lot of more restaurants and companies have gluten free options- so i guess I should thank the fad? I'm not sure, I would suggest getting tested for it if you can.
I feel really confused how in the US some people expect others to pay for their wedding. Here in Brazil 🇧🇷 if you want to get married, you better pay for it! Nobody is gonna help you, aside from your parents, maybe.
I wish more Americans would think in that way, too. This country’s reasoning and sanity is doomed.
Most don't expect guests to chip in outrageous amounts to be in the wedding party or attend. That's why these stories are on Reddit. It is common for the best man to arrange a bachelor party but in most cases, that's a local event that's an elaborate guys' night out that might include crashing at a hotel. Not a flight, hotel and a bunch of expensive activities. Same for the bride's party. The bridal party may chip in to cover the bride/groom's participation it's usually not a lot of money.
That's actually how it works everywhere in the world, except in the US.
I'm in US and these stories truly baffle me. I've never known anyone who has pulled this kind of stuff.
US people are crazy with their wedding entitlements. In my country your family may help you with your wedding by buying gifts that will help furnish your kitchen, like pots, pans, plates etc. Sometimes, if an uncle can create wooden furniture (tables etc), he may create something for you, but it's not expected or mandatory.
CATS, FELONIES, KIDS got me laughing idk why
As a photographer I confirm unethical businesses demanding work for "exposure" is a very common thing. So is clients having no idea what they are talking about (like asking for a video specification for still photos).
Nah, with that response, I would tell the PS4 gamer that my mom isn't a criminal. 🙄 Kid was probably like 12.
11:56 DONT BRING US SAGITTARIUS’S INTO THIS!!!!!!! WE ARE NOT THE SAME 🤣🤣🤣
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Regarding the PS4 story, those types of CB’s can be disarmed pretty quickly by just asking why they (if they just lost their job, and also have hospital bills) would spend $150 on a Gaming console.
Do PS4's go for that much still? I figured I'd get $140 max for my Xbox one s, bought it new for $250 In a target lol, that story caught me off guard
Ion know man, some of them are just like "waaaaahhhh I need something to do while I'm unemployed."
@@ArtyMcKenzie oh I know he isn't right but damn these consoles keep their value
bro what are you NOT understanding !?! he ONLY needs the cords and console !
LOL
If I found out my dad was doing that, I’d make a fake FB, answer the ad, show up and cuss him out in front of the whole neighborhood before taking them back and never talking to him again.
In one comment was mentioned that his daughter took back the gift and she called her dad an "Ungrateful piece of garbage."
the story at 10:55 i really hope that someone with spray paint found this thing and just painted it with all the things that Cb did not want on it fallowed by "Pay painters, or your getting everything you dont want." just to show that Cb by not paying a dime they will only get what they dont want, i also hope the spray painter used permanent paint so that cb could not wash it off
Lol! That would’ve been priceless. Not to mention they can’t prove who did it if they stupidly don’t have cameras. Plus they have to now pay a professional to repaint the whole thing.
I would write 'Choosing beggar lives here'
Finding ANY living space for $900-$1400 would be a miracle.
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I looked it up real quick, and even renting a normal house in Hawaii can run you thousands of dollars per month
A space far enough away from the neighbors that they couldn't here OP sing at the top of her lungs would be a blessing - for the neighbors.
Damg it, I'm 6ft 4, 155 lbs, part Cherokee so no chest hair, but I work on vehicles as a job, so my nails sometimes have a little grease. I'm sad I missed out on this golden opportunity.
The "Picky Dater" was just stating her preferences and several of them like not being racist, a mama's boy, a felon and not having bad hygiene are perfectly reasonable.
Being that negative is such a turn off. You’re trying to get people interested in you, not repulsed
The first OP reminds me of any fired up priests that really goes over the top when doing their speeches, the kind that rallies up other as if theyre making a sacrafise to Moistcritikal himself
I love how the last guy is begging to his freelance "friends" but he can't remember their names and admits it!! 🤦♀️
Who else wants to bet that Dad won't get invited to the wedding of the daughter if she decides to marry? What a jerk.
For that first one, I lived in Hawaii about 10 years ago. A friend and I shared a really really crappy and cheap studio apartment on Oahu. It was $950 a month. This lady is out of her mind.
Let's appreciate the content and the stories that rslash uploads for us.
$900-1400 couldn’t even get a 750 sq ft studio in some of the worst, most densely populated, farthest place from the ocean in the city I live in
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I would never give up my cat or flops for a woman. I wear work boots all day and work outside, flip flops and my cat keep me sane.
"What's the point in asking a yes or no question when it's really just masking a demand" my mom asks me do you want to do *insert chore here * and I'm required to do it because if I say no I get yelled at despite the fact that it is a yes or no question
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Food seems like a better deal than "exposure"
You're getting something you'd spend money on anyway, so it has an actual value.
Still not a good deal.
Food is a good thank you for a volunteer to s charity. Not a private company
As someone who’s born in Hawaii and lived here my entire life. For renting context in my old awful shitty apartment building infested with roaches and just overall run down and filled with mold. For a single studio apartment it’s about 2,000+ and the location was in the middle of town next to some industry and this awful loud military base.
A literal wooden rotten shack on the beach would probably be millions.
1:31 "I need to heal my nervous system!" That's the one thing we can agree on.
"I need a place where I can sing and dance"
R/Slash, I just totally pictured you in a dancers pose as your mocking the Karen
I would have taken up the bagel offer immediatly. I would have spent tw0 days doing nothing in their shop, stuffing myself with bagels, then I would have disapeeared into the sunset, without a single shot taken
Flain' is english for drunk, while Grog is Brog is "hic" dog (Hooch)
I do have to say that while the choosing beggar was wrong for haggling $350 is a bit of a ripoff for a 500 gb PS4. $275 is much more reasonable. The average price is about $250, so the seller was over charging a bit, especially since you can get a 1 tb ps4 slim new for the same price that the seller is asking for a used console.
Yeah, i didn't quite understand that price either. At that point I'd rather just buy one from Walmart.
Yeah most people around me sell used ps4s for 180-200. I wouldn't spend 300 for that, but the guy shouldn't have been that way. If the person doesn't want to haggle, move on.
lol but he just needs the cords and console !
My sister in florida has a lanai. Its basically a screened in backyard that typically has a pool, or at least is tiled in. The screen filters out most bugs from the tropical climate, but animals such as lizards and snakes can sometimes get through. My sister has a hammock and a garden.
The first choosing beggar sounded like she was trying to appeal to divine authority. "God wants you to give me this mansion!" Anybody can say that. It doesn't make it true.
That first story…omg…I’m still laughing at that bish!
I cannot play your episode on Spotify. Idk why, but it hurt my routine. Hopefully it’s back to normal for tomorrow episode lol.
First story: She actually came into my workplace today, my coworker recognized her from the original post. She definitely made our day more interesting but I also felt bad for her too.
I was waiting for the price request in the first one. I laughed at 2:00
I live in Canada; and where I live, you'd be lucky to get that price range for a one-bedroom apartment; let alone a luxurious sanctuary that this CB is asking for
I am from Hawaii, born and raised and what that woman is asking for is freaking INSANE! And between $900-1400 you had me almost choking. Studio apartments here run from anywhere between starting at $1400 to 2200 depending on location. All the amenities she wants as well, straight up ridiculous 🙄
And r/slash I know you always do your best with pronunciation but where she said she's moving from is Hilo, Hawaii (Hee-low).
Thanks for your videos I've been a long time watcher and I love you!
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I wanna heal my body and soul too, in a luxury beach home, give it to me
“I’m jobless looking for a console.”
Bro, you should be jobless looking for a job😂
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Hi r/slash. My boyfriend and I love your videos and listen to them when we want to relax and hear something dramatic. Keep up the great work 😃
Dramatic and relax usually isn't in the same sentence.
Choosing beggar and entitled parents are my favorites!
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uuugh... seriously rSlash, I just wanted to come through that persons monitor and b-slap that first ChoosingBeggar. I think that was the most annoying thing I've heard in a long time. I don't know what it is about that post that got me so annoyed, but damn... ugh... only 2:40 minutes in and I just need a break from r/Choosingbeggars now >.> ... Seriously, I could believe that whoever wrote that post was sitting there all smug and smiling and happy with themselves... just... ugh. I'm... no, I'm done. I want to get through this video. Well done rSlash
Last story: I’d read the guy’s book. All those complaints just makes it more intriguing.
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I'm consider myself a kind and loving Christian, so trust me when I say the first OP made me want to hurl.
For the first story, depending on what island, $900-1400 can rent you a crap microscopic apartment in a bad neighborhood. All that she’s asking for is several hundred $ a day for a rental or Airbnb. To rent, maybe like $4-7k a month. To buy, at least 7 figures+ easily
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I can’t imagine anywhere in America where you can get that much for that little. Let alone A vacation spot like Hawaii.
I was born and raised in Hawaii, specifically Oahu. The First Lady is exactly as (user) “syrup desolation” said in the comments. She is the exact kind of person causing tension between haoles ( a word for“white foreigners” typically used in a negative way,) and natives. She’s an entitled tourist, which is the worst kind. If you ever visit hawaii, make sure you’re respectful to the locals and the island itself, and educate yourself before hand on Hawaii’s dark and tragic history to better understand the racial attitudes here.
Anyways, to answer RSlashs question, I’ve found apartments here on Oahu that are tiny, buried in a sketchy area of downtown, and not entirely furnished for 1,000$ a month. Oahu tends to be pricy because it’s the main tourist attraction (which is hated by most natives/locals here,) but the big island (hawaii island) is wayyy cheaper and more rural. The thing is, the cheapest pieces of land there are typically dry, infertile, and covered in lava rock. There are lots of reasonably cheap (think $15,000-50,000) tiny off the grid houses on the big island, but it’s hard to find one without bugs or one that is in great condition. I don’t know how that compares to the mainlands prices because growing up here I’ve been desensitized to the incredibly high prices on oahu. On oahu the cheapest lot with a super simple house is about 700,000 - 1 million dollars. If this lady is looking for a well built, non off the grid house (which I’m assuming since she described a lot of modern amenities,) wants it in a secluded area on the big island surrounded by what I’m assuming she expects to be lush undergrowth, with a pool or hot tub, ocean view/access, very well built, and furnished fancy things with modern plumbing and electricity, she’s in for a rude awakening. Houses like that probably go for $1,700-8,000 PER NIGHT on Airbnb or other rental sites. If she wanted to rent monthly, I’m guessing the lowest she could rent for would be around $7,000-15,000 a month depending on the house.I could be completely wrong as I’ve only visited the big island a handful of times and I’m used to seeing the prices here on oahu, so take what I say with a grain of salt. I was also thinking about the nearby wildlife in a naturally green secluded area (and maybe native species) being disturbed by this lady blasting music and singing all night. Horribly entitled.
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Oh my god the first one kept going and going... Like some sort of fever dream of choosing beggar. ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
As someone who lives in Hawaii, I can confirm that this lady is out of it. Finding an apartment? HERE? With that price range at the ocean? Good luck. There are places like that where I live, some neighborhoods have a private beach *however* not only is it with multiple other people but it's not cheap! Houses here cost half to a million dollars!
I can't get mad at the Hawaii lady in putting her needs out in the universe and trying to manifest her dreams. Write a vision and make it plain, and whatnot. I get it.
I can roll my eyes so hard that she'll be able to hear it and know even though she is a stranger to me it was directed at her. 🙄
Bro, for the first story, you'd have to be living in an absolutely PERFECT world for all that 😂😂
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*rSlash:* "On this next post, the CB is a social media influencer..."
*Me:* "Say less."
I hope Cutlery CB's daughter goes no contact. She does not need that mess in her life.
TIL rSlash is at least 6' tall. Not that it matters; I just find it interesting. Wait, I might have heard him wrong... Is he saying the only things he has on the list are that he has a kid and wears flip-flops? If so, then I was right the first time. Right?
That first one is way too much like the door-to-door religious sales folk that come to my door. As such, I'm amassing quite a collection of accouterments to throw on when I answer. Such as:
Tossing a black frilly netting over my head and grabbing two black candles that I light and open the door: "Would you like to praaaaay with me?!" in my old man voice.
A roast chicken hat touting, "The Almighty Roasted Chicken of Destiny!"
Or, I just open the door and scream my best Sam Kinison scream and slam the door.
Yup! I'm evil! ... But, MOOOORE Evil!!! As the great Alistair says.
1:20 every listed thing makes the price go up. At this point I reckon we're somewhere near the $2500 pcm mark. Let's see how wrong I am........... 2:04 aha there's the punchline. hahahahaha
9:42 That sounds like my dad. That's why I put him on a 3-strike Christmas probation.
1am entertainment.
These make me laugh so much that I’ve woken my daughter.
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I've been to Hawaii. Renting a unit there in a good location on the island (no beachfront access or personal pool/hot tub) costs $500 per night. For the kind of place the 1st choosing beggar is looking for, I'd estimate that her budget would be enough to pay for one night at best.
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A quick look on Zillow puts the cheapest one bedroom apartment at $2000/month. Zeesh😬
R slash ur the only reason I'm productive, I constantly have to have something playing in the background to start cleaning ot anything so I don't overthink thanks bro