YOU'LL NEVER GUESS THESE IMPOSSIBLY STUPID ANIME SUBTITLES. (feat. CrankGameplays)
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"People die if they are killed."
🌈The more you know 🌈
alexisawe plays tfm Being alone is lonely
i have fun being alone...
cuz ican masturbate all day
But... what about the horrible pain you get after your 10-11th time??
H. Vdv I don't know, the most times I've masturbated in a day was when I masturbated 6 times in a day and I didn't feel any pain.
Well, I once masturbated 11 times after each other. I will never forget the pain I felt after that...
You'll get it once you've tried it.
"People die if they are killed."
*HMMM YES, THIS FLOOR IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR*
A minute passes for every 60 seconds in Africa
Cristian Galindo Woah it does?
Then what if they died because of illness, they dont die?
@@galihindra7133 No, they don't. They unlock sandbox mode
You forgot to say every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.
"People die if they are killed."
"Things are things if they are things." That is deep... bruh
Objects are objects if they are things
Moo means moo
R/Im14andthisisdeep
Fun things are fun
"Life needs things to live."
~Percival Frederickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III
Ethan: it’s about a young boy with powers more than he can handle and he’s got to figure them out
Did you mean: *the plot to every hero anime ever made*
*cough* my hero academia *cough*
Chaos. I’m not gonna say you’re wrong, because you aren’t
Ah...shonen....
@@axatu7716 I mean technically a guy who went from powerless to the most op person in the series
*gizmo daddy
“People die if you don’t catch the ball” - Baseball Boiz
D.Fujoshi feel like this could actually be an anime
sounds like angel beats
They did, unfortunately.
I'd watch it
It's so stupid to be anime
I’m confused Ethan is literally the best person ever and friends with like every CZcamsr but he doesn’t have more than a million subs?!
Now he does!
Hell yeah he does
now he does ;)
OBJECTION
He does now
“Being alone is lonely”
🌈 The More You Know
kill me there’s a pretty big difference between being alone and lonely
@@ivymuncher Well there is, but if you read it with no context it sounds kind of like the same
“People die if they are killed” reminds me of a very seriously written sentence in my Very Professional psychology textbook. “Many people die as a result of being murdered.” Wow really? You don’t say!
Well, it's true, because you can die from other causes too, like illness, accident etc. so many people, but not all, die by being murdered. It's just worded in a funny way.
@@alam5055 I know, I just found it funny that they had to specify that they died when being murdered literally means being killed lol
I remember once my local newspaper printed the words “murdered to death” without a trace of irony
I swear to god, it feels like Shirou himself wrote this bullsh*t.
Fun Fact: If you go to "Germanic Folklore" on Wikipedia, the first sentence is "Germanic folklore is the folklore of the Germanic peoples". Thanks Wikipedia, I never would have guessed.
"this Ramen is my girlfriend" i mean, honestly, same
Im kinda late but i read your username as "Noodle Bags"
It wasn't even a anime lol it's a olddd cartoon thats newer called voltron
So...
Then you eat her?
"(Translators note: moo means moo)" best. Note. EVER.
Munise Yasar "waa" "Translator's note: 'waa' means 'waa'
Anshul Ghatge purfect👌
Omg it's Florence I love ur profile pic
N.C. Liz omg thank you! (/^▽^)/
Me as a translator.
And Florence thoooooo ;)
Ethan 2017: Ew vegemite and licorice ew.
Ethan 2020: Let me just driNK PISS AND HAVE MYSELF A PEE SAUNA.
also eat dog food and bugs
Momento Mori....
Memento Mori
Momento mori
It's like as soon as it ended, Eef appears on alot other channels from the past, thru the digital death of ■■■■
I would pay to watch an Anime called Baseball Boiz.
closest i can recommend is JoJo stardust Crusaders for the Hey ! That's a baseball ! game
There's an older anime called Ookiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/Oofuri (alternate names, same anime) if you're still interested. It's just a bunch of kids playing baseball and trying to succeed, and of course building teamwork and friendship along the way. It's pretty nice.
I wouldn't baseball is boring but then again anime makes boring things non boring
Gizmo daddyy
Is there a movie
I guessed the "shoot her to death without killing her" one :D
MyVeryEnergeticMotherJustServedUsNinePizzas same 🤗
I just watched that part when I saw this comment
Same
Me tu
Me too
Joey: "orphan and poor kind of go hand in hand"
*Bruce Wayne intensifies*
He's rich dude
@@Kuumin yeah that was kinda my point lol. They dont for all orphans
@@Ravenlion13 I misread
also: Ayasaki Hayate is technically not an orphan, but he might as well be. Does getting abandoned/sold by your parents count as being an orphan?
"I am interested only in twelve-year-olds!"
.....Sebastian Micheales?
SSOOOOO TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Mori-sensei
No. Just No.
Ooohhhh noooooooo lol
Oh fuck...
just imagine Mark, Ethan and Tyler in one room with Joey...
*oh god*
i would love to see that result XD
Guest star on Unus Annus
Playing cards against humanity..
*… ANIME EDITION.*
Galaxy Potato I’d die to see that
That would be heaven and hell at the same time
Ethan is the special link between the gaming community and the anime community.
Edit: A surprising amount of people doesn't even bother to ask what I mean. It's incredible.
i guess the most obvious one is pewdiepie!!
Amitte Sukku what about stuff like the tales series?
Silver yeah
I'm a simple woman. I see Yoosung, I like the comment.
hes like the avatar (korra or aang)
People die if they are killed
Don't drink and drive
Edit: Holy shit I didn't think I would get this many likes
W.D. Gaster that's the way it's supposed to be~
ilikedota it was meant as a joke
W.D. Gaster but what he's saying is also a joke lmao
Linh Nguyen oh... my bad
just because your correct dosent mean your right
"Get in the _____"
Me: GET IN THE TRUNK!!!
not the only one who thought that lol
mee too XD
I thought of boat xD
i thought "get in the van" LMAOOOO
Get in the boot(y).
3 years later and I bet people are still calling him gizmo daddy
I only knew him from these videos for years and thought he was called gizmo daddy :(
He'll always be Unus!
He graduated to the Gongoozler
"Don't call him Gizmo Daddy"
*how bout i do anyw a y*
min yoon gi's beauty sleep 1. That made my day 2. ARMY LETS GOOOOO
min yoon gi's beauty sleep Nice Bill Wurtz reference there
min yoon gi's beauty sleep Armyyy
1. Bill Wurtz is gr9
2. ARMYYYYYY
min yoon gi's beauty sleep
Henlo otaku army
“People die if they are killed”
Me: people get oxygen when they breathe
People cry when tears fall
people smile if they are happy
people release carbon dioxide when they exhale
Goku powers up when he inverts ultra instinct
Every 60 seconds a minute passes
You forgot
"Why did berserker go beserk"
And
"The archer class is really made up of archers."
Which are from the same universe as
"If I defeat the enemy, will you buy me pants."
And
"People die if they are killed."
Don't forget
"just because you’re correct doesn’t mean you’re right"
and
"when you have a birthday , you celebrate being born"
That's why fate is a fucking masterpiece
The last one made me die
I'm literally typing this from the afterlife
_moo means moo_
"people die if they are killed"
*N-NANI?!?!?*
This is kinda weird to me because I found ogchan by watching the anime man, and found Ethan through og, and now Ethan and joey are collating. The circle is complete.
You know it's not impossible because i knew shoot him to death without killing him
Erica Burbank
Thats a square, isn't it?
i am only interested in that good succ! XD
neko Warrior more like a triangle
Erica Burbank im the 666th liker llol and thats a cool coincidence
Me looking at the thumbnail: is.....is that Ethan?
no it's Unus
No it's gizmo daddy, aka crankgameplays
No it's EEF
No it's _the gongoozler_
Yep
Salmiakki is a finnish candy, wich we finns love.
Shout out to the finns
Rachel Macaroon IM LATE BUT HERE HI
lol moi
i'm not finnish but my name is Finn, does that count?
Torilla tavataan!
Salmiakki is like mu favourite candy fazerin supersalmiakki on kyl parasta SUAMI
11:24
The correct answer was actually
"The goddamn robot Shinji"
StalkerZHS lol
im glad i wasn't the only one who thought this
:(
Yessssss
Joey can't be a weeaboo, weeaboos pretend to be japanese, JOEY IS JAPANESE!!
at 14:13 I accidentally went back to 14:03 and it was fucking amazing
“ How can you say you love her, if you can’t even *BUy mE pAnTS* “
* W H A*
14:12 Messed up a second there probably)
I just did it and omg its so funny lolol
Omfggg thats hilarious
Crank: "Are you sure I won't die?"
Anime Man: "No- I've had these before"
Sorry man. You may die.
As a person who has lived with 50 cows for 10 years i can confirm moo means moo
In 1600's england suicide was punishable by death, they were watching too much anime i think
Didn't know anime existed since 1600
@@catnip-it8rx Well it does noe
@@catnip-it8rx r/woooosh
@Yousif Saad check the comment i replied to
@@mcsquid6861 r/woosh
"Capture him if he's alive. If he's not, kill him." 😂😂😂
The “show me your armpits” one actually makes sense if you watched the show it’s just been badly taken out of context
I think that’s the case with a lot of these
whats the anime called?
Yeah, I watched it !
@@joemama-ie5zp brynhldir in the darkness.
Yeah I think she had a small mark below her armpit and he wanted to see that to confirm if she was his childhood friend who saved his life and may have died.
"The whole thing!" "Swallow it!" "Come back!" "He doesn't like salty things" "Your spit will only taste like that "
Where are the fanfic writers
"I tried to bite into it but it was too hard so I had to suck on it"
@Pirakat.bts write
Ohmygod whyyyyy
Omg random quotes out of context though
I'm crying, Ethan why are you here? 😂
Ikr? This is the anime section lmao 😂
loneghostash ikr I was like why the hell is he here 😂😂🤣
loneghostash they're buddies since, I don't know, like a year or something.
loneghostash
Joey is training Ethan to release his inner Weeb. You think your regular 24 hour binge is enough. Try watching every episode of One Piece, without any breaks.
I know right! who's next: Markiplier?
Me before watching the video: "Ethan is a weeb/otaku?" Me two minutes into the video: "See, that makes a lot more sense."
The "get a afro" one is from Ja-pan a bread cooking manga/anime.
Same with the one about drying a cat in the microwave.
wasn't the cow one also from Yakitate Japan?
@@_helvetixa there is a chance but unless you find the part that it shows up in we couldn't know for sure.
Luna Versalias it is. I remember it vividly. I didn’t finish it but I did get to that part XD
People die if they are killed
Edit: wow I didn't think this many people would like my comment 😂
Panic! At the Cringe that frank
the archer class is really made out of archers.
Christ emiya lol
When I read that I was like NOOOOO SHIT SHERLOCK.
Panic! At the Cringe that frank That's the way it should be.
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.
"This ramen is my girlfriend" is from Voltron, as I'm sure someone before me has said.
What season and episode?
That's Amuro Ray. From Mobile Suit Gundam.
It's actually from Galaxy Express 999
"People die if they are killed" not in anime!
Isabelle Heintz not In the every isekai
**joseph joestar intensifies**
This is like Anime Cards against Humanity
But worse
But better*
Get in the zone, auto zone
did anyone else automatically think of that
Kiki Perkins i did!
me too
Kiki Perkins yeah
Only us Americans probably
Ofc, it's only the best jingle ever
His reaction to "We're sorry about leaving the kitchen." gets me every fucking time.
that is from the anime reborn if you wanted to know, and it has good context. he told them to stay there cause they were in serious danger. but its still funny out of context.
Ah. Thanks.
Still, his "Wooah." noise makes me laugh (atleast internally) every damn time.
Momotech 764 OMAE WA MOU SHIDEIRU
Was that a motherfucking JoJo's reference?
can you explain what it means out of context? so confused..
13:16
it's japanese v. was like
"Hitori ga sabishii"
it makes sense in japanese tho
It does make sense in English too, alone and lonely have different meanings, it just sounds goofy
Joey: pulls out Salmiakki as punishment
Ethan: Ew blegh **spits it out**
Me: Glances over at my 5 packs of Salmiakki at my desk
_How dare-!_
se salmiakki syyään vikisemättä perkele
@@RD-ir5tw finnish id think
*is this boku no pico?*
Y e s
No joke other than pokemon...boku no pico was the first anime I watched😂😂😂
@@whatthefridge1o1 What the f- XD
WhatTheFridge 1o1 I pray for you, please, stay safe.
Pigeon
I was expecting "BUT IT WAS I, DIO"
Za Warudo
presley the AnimeGirl KONO DIO DA
presley the AnimeGirl OMAE WA MOU SHIDEIRU
I FINALLY FOUND THIS COMMENT
WRRRRYYY Y YY. Y Y Y
In fact I was expecting a screenshot from JoJo in general. I mean both the anime and the manga have so many hilarious out of context stuff he could do an entire video of JoJo lines.
“Are you sure I’m not going to die?”
“No.”
“I’ve had these before.”
Twas not his time
Me: **sees thumbnail** it’s that Ethan?
*_*reads title*_*
IT IS MY BLUE BOIIII
"Probably like a normal person being strangled?"
NO! You'd hear the gurgle of rainbows spewing from our mouths and magical sparkles floating around.
I can confirm this
Oh my God, this is so bad but I can't stop laughing.
Weee
You are correct!
I thought the cow was going to say *"Shit!"* like "Bull Shit!" But this is better XD
i actually got the "Shoot her to death, without killing her!" one ;D
14:30 It IS from a hentai. I think it’s Nightshift Nurses, and sadly I found out the answer to that question. He loved her, he really really loved her.
I didn’t realize it was THAT episode and I forgot what the show was called to avoid it. And then when things started going wrong I tried skipping to the 🍆 🌮 scenes and ran right into the answer. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
RIP Hoshimaru57
"Never saw that scat tag"
"Who likes ammonia?"
Me: Slowly raises hand sarcastically.
TheRadiantDehd golden shower for you boi!
McDonalds.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!! It's MgRonald's.
TheRadiantDehd 7
Oh boy salmiakki on khyl hyvää! 5/5
Police:what do you know about the crime?
Me:well I know people die when they get killed
Chipotle TheDankDog police: no shit, Sherlock
Police: *all implode in themselves because theIr bodies weren't capable of comprehending such knowlegde*
some wise man in a far away city once said:
*humans breathe if they inhale oxygen*
So, I HAVE been doing it wrong
12:12 the memories of my first anime that was great but not for a 12 year old. Welp. Mistakes were made.
Also that line out of content seems weird but he said it becouse of the fact that he had a friend that had 3 moles under her armpit. She died in a accident and the protagonist thought he'll never see her again.
Many years later when he was in high school there was a new girl that got in that looked exactly like the "dead" friend. He in shock asked her if she remembered him and after she responded with a "no" he got mad and shouted the line put in the video. There's the explanation.
Also the name of the anime is "brynhildr in the darkness"
I got
If ur alone ur lonely
is dis a pigeon
ramen is my girlfriend (I said boyfriend)
if u stare me like that I'll be pregnant
and...
PEOPLE FUCKING DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED.
geez, that's like half the internet memes for anime these days.... the other half is spammed with I love Emilia memes.
Hi Nona. (I think that's ur profile picture)
Hahaha Lol
You forgot the Jojo memes
"Those are some orphan clothes."
Does this mean that Steve from Blue's Clues is an orphan?
Yes. *sad violin intensifies*
0:50 is it my ear or another person heard the word Porño
“People die if they are killed”, someone tell Ash that.
In my eyes,Ethan used to be Mark's(Markiplier's) editor.
Now he's a guy who has only watched One Punch Man
it's the ONE anime he's seen
HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha h h h h . . .
Sorry, I had to do that
Ethan is not just an editor nor a man who just one anime, he's an amazing being with a wonderful soul
Fresh Mike Ethan is more than that
Yeah, he's watched Ponyo too
Wonder Struck And the voice of an angel
he calls himself the anime man and hasn't even seen baseball boiz
unsubscribed
*Lol*
I hope baseball boiz gets the anime of the year award or something from crunchyroll
Ashunti Gardner
It was a joke
That's not even a real anime
Ashunti Gardner oh my god , are you stupid
Ashunti Gardner well you can't tell that someone is joking even when it is painstakingly obvious
11:13 get in the zone, with autozone
I love watching they're videos, and I was so lucky to meet them both at Anime expo this last year. They are both so sweet and humble, I hope they will have lots more success this next year.
Some people want anime to be real for the special powers, or the harems, I want them to be real for the dumb quotes.
Just walk outside, there's a plethora of dumb quotes to be discovered in real life out there.
Move to Arkansas, you'll hear plenty
Watch lots of politics... It's the same thing
You should've done "Nothing beats a _____________________"
*JELLY FILLED DONUT*
メルキオンジオバニ J e l l y f i l l e d d o n u t s
メルキオンジオバニ *J E L L Y F I L L E D D O N U T*
メルキオンジオバニ JALLA FALLD NUT.
Michael awdry lol
I love how there’s just a whole bunch of Aki fanart in the back
"You can't eat ammonia"
So, btw, a way to get ammonia is to distill urine, so like, it isn't like having a bit of ammonia will kill you
10:37 *Is this A meme 1 year before it became a meme?*
that’s not how the meme works
Yes
it was already a meme but then it got popular
CZcams Pizzer ya don't say
Oops it needed another 7 years...
The anime man cannot be the anime man if he doesn't eat manga for breakfast.
Says the person named "Hinata Uchiha"
>Hinata
>Uchiha
He has ascended weaboo life
Waffle Senpai My first name is hinata and uchiha was just cool sounding in my opinion I only know of like 3 or 4 anime.
Hinata is your real first name? I always liked the name, means "facing the sun" right?
asians can't be webs den
Joey: as a result of losing, you have to eat this.
Also Joey: eats in winner
*My recommended yesterday:* Hey heres Joey with Seán
*My recommended today:* have some Joey with Ethan
same
I'm shocked he didn't have "These ____ are great! Nothing beats a ___ ____ ______."
*Jelly Filled Donuts*
11:12
Ethan:get in the zone?
Me:AUTO ZONE!!!!
I'm wheezing!
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
I thought the same thing!
The FriendZONE ?
"This is old like maybe the 70's"
Me: that is lance from voltron legendary defenders in the 80's
"Throw away your common sense..."
That's literally how you win this game.
It's an in-game hint.
Ahhh I remember the good ol days, when naruto was given his first beyblade and achieved gear 4 by season 16
Sauce lol
Ken Kaneki
Kaneki *Ken* you not make fun of my profile picture?????
I actually watched the anime at 12:04, it's called brynhildr in darkness ... the quote sounds really weird, but it makes sense with context. The boy thought the girl was his friend who he lost years ago, so he wanted to confirm his suspicion by asking her to reveal a birthmark that only his friend would have.
O
kay
AwesomeRobot12 Thanks, I was trying to figure put what anime this was cause it looked good. Thx again
Don'tknowwhattocall myselfsojustgonnadothis it’s a very dark Manga-Anime. Considering it’s the same author of Elfen Lied. Lynn Okamoto.
Mitch w , I've watched the anime, haven't gotten past episode 10 yet tho, and I like it. It may be dark but it has a mysterious quality about it that I like
Thanks for trying to worn me tho
12:22 im actually watching this anime now and i was like, WAIT i remember this and i immediately stopped the anime to go to this video
the anime is called "Now and Then, Here and There" btw
you see this line in episode 2 at 7:52
Ethan: -eats Vegemite from a spoon-
Me: *Australian yelling*
‘This ramen is my girlfriend.’
I can live by that
people poop if they are pooping
Joseph Abbey
No shit Sherlock
Dude, can't wait to see the next series of baseball boiz!
My favorite thing is every time Joey tells Ethan the answer it’s the same reaction as a dad telling his son a pun (where Joey is the dad and Ethan is disappointed)
"People die if they are killed"
"Well,No shit captain obvious"
WTF ETHAN ANIMEMAN HAS CONNECTIONS WITH MARKIPLIER SOMEHOW!?!?!?!
yeah they met once and watched the superbowl together if i recall with ethan
Ethan is one of Mark's friends. They make videos together.
matson hako a little late but he had backflipped for Mark at a panel Mark did and then later 9n became friends and became Mark's editor.
10:58
Get in the
*...damn robot Shinji!*
"Are you sure if I'm gonna die?"
"No"
The mourning old lady screenshot is from the anime Yakitate!! Japan, a comedy about baking bread (and it's goddamn hilarious). That whole scene is as funny as the screenshot suggests, if not funnier.
Tell your cats I love them thank you, I was searching the comments for this anime's name......I hope its good
I think the afro one is also from Yakitate Japan.
Yes it is
Ah yes, Yakitate!! Japan, that thing where they literally put cannabis in their bread
@@spinaple broooo hahaha but azuma said it was dried one so it's okay I think😂😂😂 shit that's why pierrot time travel
Mr. Santa Claus, why do you never bring presents to me?
That's because...
*Y O U R A T R A P*
Ethan Frickin’ Backflip Dude Nestor!
Love how its Joey's Video but Aki is everywhere in the background *XD*
It's like... in order to get a high score in this quiz, you have to make yourself dumb first.
Eternalight exactly!
Eternalight not me I'm allready dumb :D
@ImJustBread. Bread. What are you? Usopp?
The cat in the microwave thing is from yakitate japan
Ain't the afro one too at 5:22?
yeah the afro and the cat both from yakitate japan
The Gyzmo daddy colabs are probs my favorite videos of yours
Why did I have to search for this? CZcams should have put this in my recommended with all the unus annus and trash taste I've been watching.
A man of culture I see
I was literally looking for a specific unus annus gif, when I saw a gif of Eef and Joey together. Had NO idea two of my favorite CZcamsrs collabed, so I looked this video up immediately 😂
WHATS UP MY KRANKY CREW
전정국 BTS W H A T I S U P M Y C R A Z Y B O I S
Aquine Art baseball boiz reporting for duty
*cough*