Can You Beat Elmo’s Number Journey Without Attacking Anyone?
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- Everyone knows that letters and written languages are probably the worst thing to happen to anyone ever. They complicate the world and are, at the base level, the reason for every argument to ever take place. So let’s turn this dimension on its head. Can You Beat Elmo’s Number Journey Without Attacking Anyone?
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Can You Beat Elmo’s Number Journey Without Attacking Anyone? (in text form)
Breathe it in. Inhale. Outhale. Smell that? That’s a high quality puppet right there. Now because my inability to make important decisions while under duress, I ignored Elmo’s cries for me to pick a difficulty setting so he could finally escape that retched landscape calling itself a menu. Once the game had broken me down completely and understood everything that defines me as a person, it chose Medium for my difficulty setting, and I was finally back to Sesame Street. The first thing that’s worth mentioning is that just like everyone in the Mitten Squad Discord Server, Elmo is not allowed to end. Self-end is, despite the ample supply of balloon strings that could easily be turned into a noose, off limits.
Before traveling with the wizard, I spent some time pestering Ernie with the prospect of friendship by walking back and forth in front of him, making him think I wanted to speak to him only for me to keep on walking. I was voted the quietest guy in my high school class, I know how loud Ernie is screaming exclusive his head. It’s kinda fun to be on this side of it. Also, and this is not relevant to the video in any way, I want to make it known that I have a sealed copy of Elmo’s Letter Adventure for the Nintendo 64 and you don’t.
The Count used his numeric powers teleport me to the garden which is basically the same ****ing place as Big Bird’s Farm. I began garden time by trying desperately to escape. It didn’t work, mainly because I got distracted by the dolphin trees. Then I thought I could free myself by failing the vengeful one’s test. In the 2nd round I heard the words from Countington’s mouth and understood what he meant when he said bats. You can collect the number 5 or you can collect the bats. Why that’s an option, I couldn’t tell ya. Maybe it’s for people like me who are especially slow.
What I also don’t know is how slow I truly am, I can’t tell if I’m even moving at all, because I collected the bats at it counted against me. Logic tells us that the Count probably meant you can collect the number 5 or groups of bats that consist of 5 bats. Seemed like a hard trick to me. Count von Count felt the same why, and promptly dragged me into his castle to keep me from making a scene. Not that it would matter, his garden was so far removed from civilization that not even God can hear me.
Fearing for my life, I sauntered through Castle in search of 5’s. Another fun trick of this game is how poorly it runs. Modern computers just aren’t built to handle this kind of a game. Normal computers use 1’s and 0’s as their base. This game has 5’s and 7’s and 9’s and even a few 3’s. That problem can only be solved by limiting the frame rate to ensure your mind doesn’t wander too far from itself. - Hry
Guys this is an April Fool's joke, he clearly installed a pacifist mod. Everyone knows that you're only able to finish the game by committing mass genocide
it skips very important parts of the lore too, how are you supposed to understand Elmo's psyche without playing the world-acclaimed White Phosphorus mission?
Yea he should have used the suicide dlc
Napalm sticks to kids
Carlos de la cruz It just isn’t the same without the scene where Ernie shoots Bert for taking his rubber ducky
I have no idea how he skipped the “the M is for mustard gas” mission. Even with the pacifist mod you still have to make it..
"suicide is off limits"
Cmon bro whyyyyyy
shut up nerd
you like jazz asshole
because Bethesda hates fun
This is the worst kind of oppression i cant take, I will ki- oh wait, damn
why people insulting clippy for jeez
I love how he stops the video just to say “I have a sealed copy of elmos letter adventure, and you don’t.” The man is honestly a legend.
“I am level 11. Math tells us that level 11 is close enough to level 30”
-Paul, Nuka-Cola DLC without any damage video
Well he wasn't wrong.
here’s him saying it btw czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
@@talon6097 good one clap clap clap
@@talon6097 nice try
This weird i watched this 3 days ago
0:50 I wish he hadn't broken his own rules. Rest in peace.
i hate you so much why did you make me read this
daaang
"Inhale, Outhale"
Don't know why, but this cracked me up
wait, thats what he said? lol i didn't even notice!
When he said smell that?
I felt that.
(I also smelled shit since im on the toilet.)
@@toddhoward3846 Thank you todd howard was it very nice?
potatolord1234 yes it actually was! You should try it sometime!
@@toddhoward3846 Thank you may i have some advice for how to defecate in an orderly fashion that is both civilized and enjoyable. For i cannot make the big brown comfortably since it always gets on my bed and prized watermelon collection
"we all know that Elmo doesn't pull out"
My sides lol
Did your sides....................... Pull out?
Bruh, you're trying to kill me! Like I legit almost passed out from laughter! I'm a report you to the international FBI for attempted murder.
Yeah I never pull out......cause I’ve never put it in
Ahh yes 666 likes. Perfection
Molly Rainette 666? Yeah sums up the video quite nicely
You can finally let the real games begin Paul. Rest in peace.
Mitten Squad has gotten so good at his maths lately that I think that he is secretly already a pro.
Nah, the video was pre-recorded.
He is using google, Alfonzo can’t do math
I really want to like this comment, but I will hold myself
Who isn’t a pro? I can count to 1 2 3 the number after that one easy
Walugus Grudenburg nah your thinking gay
You can beat Elmo's Number Journey Without Attacking Anyone. Sadly, you did not beat it without attacking anyone due to you mentally attacking Ernie at the very beginning of the game.
1:05 Proof in case people thought you were lying.
Truly, a masterpiece for the ages
The game or the video?
I wouldn’t be able to beat this challenge
Your username is boss. Lol
Ages specifically 3 and up
Elmo's games: *Exists*
Mitten Squad: How can I turn this into a M rated game?
I almost forgot it was April fools. This video reminded me
What are you talking about? We all know this is a seriously hard challenge dude. Come on
You saved my ass dude.
I literally just got done watching an April fools video and it took me reading your comment to realize that this was an April fools video as well.
Bro thanks for helping me almost forgot it was April fools
I thought it was because a video got demonetized and this is kid friendly
"This game has 5s and 7s and 9s and even a few 3s"
A 2 sitting directly in front of him: Am I a joke to you
Who cares about 2
It’s prime but it isn’t odd
Stupid-ass number
@@Chris-mc2dt And number 2 means poo, fucking gross ass number
Paul making odd jokes
“And we all know that Elmo doesn’t pull out.” - Mitten Squad 2020
damn, beat me to it.
that... was the joke
Just seen this part lol
And so the puppet who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated death once again, and Sesame Street was forever changed.
Honestly how did you not genocide run it?
Wait proto watches mitten squad?
Someone else already said it, but he installed a pacisift mod.
"Numbers don't get me as hard as letters do"
Every day, we stray further from Elmo's Light...
Then we should probably bathe in Saint Elmo's Fire
Pray to Our Lord Elmo, Pray for Forgiveness and Purity. Wash away your sins in his cleansing fire, and know that you are Ready to spread His message.
There is nothing more exciting than a "æ" (͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)
They: “Avengers Endgame is the most highly anticipated sequel of all time,”
Me:
Why 'they'
They dumb.
Doom eternal was the real highliest anticipated sequel of all time
Big Daddy “Highliest”
You forgot part of the comment
Me: "Wow, the virus must be getting to people, there's A LOT of weird videos today..."
Also Me: **Forgets what day it is.**
No all videos made on this day are serious
Elmo:Let's start our number jour-
Paul: *I want to commit die*
How do you know his name
@Link You're
@@therealdiamondcat3246 he said it at the end of his video
@@liamweiss3958 oh
I am going to erase your profile picture
April fool's day is the best CZcams day of the year. Change my mind.
No one cant change your mind because your right
Yeah
@@juliochavez967 so they can change his mind then
@@OriUsername maybe you can but I sure can't
@@juliochavez967 I'm talking about your shit grammar
“after you win, and you will” is one of the most sad phrases i’ve heard you say
I can’t-
“We all know Elmo doesn’t pull out”
I’m crying
When Dumbledore said something about happiness in the darkest of times, I'm pretty sure he meant Mitten Squad on April Fools day.
"feeding on the silent screams of all inanimate objects"
is probably one of the scariest things ive ever heard
"The other numbers were locked behind a paywall" LOL
"Skateboarding on a chocolate river"
That's a jetski
"Skiing down a mountain"
That's a snowboard.
It's like you're intentionally trying to piss me off
Trust me he is, his inner torment is so high, that in order to relive some off his pain, he must exact pain on his own viewers, by getting the pronunciations of words wrong, or by saying the wrong things intentionally.
This whole video kinda pisses me off. I know this is a parody challenge, but it’s only humorous if you can understand the context
It doesn’t make sense - I can’t make sense of most of what he says, like you can’t even attack the other characters as a mechanic and the game seems to never force you to, yet that’s the point of the video. He explains what he does in this cryptic, dramatic tongue-in-cheek tone where he never clearly states what he’s doing or why he does. All I understand from this video is that he played this game as a child and has a nostalgic connection to it while the game itself is really horrible and glitchy (and maybe a little bit creepy).
For April's fool's joke or not, Elmo's Number Journey will always be Fallout-serious.
"I Old Yeller'ed that idea" took me way to long to get
i still dont... what is it
@@interiorhood Ol' Yeller was a dog from a classic old book. He was put down at the end of the book. So by "Ol' Yeller"ing that idea, he killed that idea
Of course the children’s game is the one with the least child-friendly commentary 😂 rest in peace Paul. Thank you for the years of laughter.
Thumbnail: Can you beat Elmo without killing anyone?
Title: Can you beat Elmo without attacking anyone?
Me: visible confusion 😬
Everone dies in one hit
It’s because of COPPA. He’d be demonetized if he put that in the title.
It’s an April fools joke
Brandon Conn You must be new around here. Everyone knows that you have to turn on subtitules with these videos as he leaves funny messages within. The word, “killing” is censored implying that it’s a bad word to CZcams
Subtitles: Can You Beat Elmo’s Number Journey Without ****ing Anyone?
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SO LONG
HE KEPT HINTING TO IT AND ITS FINALLY HERE
Mitten I swear to god, you uploaded this last April fools, do you have a soul? How much dedication did it take to wait to upload this again? I'm losing my sanity, I can't fathom how much of a god you are, my brain cells are gone.
No last year he did letter adventure.
Next year we'll get Chinese knock off of the games 😂
Do you have a brain? Go back and check the last one dumbass
Remembers 'Can You Beat Elmo’s Letter Adventure Without Killing Anyone?
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Awww shit here we go again
3:26 I think he References Dont hug me I'm Scared
After having pondered the title until 4:31, I realized this was an april fools joke.
Can you beat Fallout New Vegas being idolized by every community?
No
@@sombertownds149 I mean that game is as solid as a sloppy wet mud castle so its entirely possible that you can cheese it in a way by glitching that you can make it
You can’t, because progressing far enough along a non-NCR or non-Legion storyline maxes your negative rep with that group. You’ll be at Wild Child with at least one faction no matter what you do. I could see getting idolized by every faction at the same time as a possibility, you just can’t beat the game with it.
The real trick would be finagling the Powder Gang. You can’t get extra PG rep from nuking everyone in lonesome road because you have to get the brotherhood rep by disabling the nukes to be idolized, and you can’t do Run Goodsprings Run if you want Goodsprings idolizing you. NCRCF, Booted, and Vault 19 might have enough reputation to reach idolized with the PG.
Xappan ive played the game 5 times, its not possible, the game won’t alow it
I know it isn't normally possible, but I'd love to see what the technicalities are and if there are any glitches that help
This is impossible. You can’t escape Count’s Castle without killing him at the end
Nah bro, if you clip outside the second window on the left using a wooden plate then the game thinks you beat count and lets you progress
@Simon Wyzik no, there's a special unique wooden plate you can only pick up near Ernie that's slightly thinner, allowing you to clip through
"I have a sealed copy of elmo's letter adventure for the N64 and you don't'
Me immediately goes to ebay: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
These are my favorite types of videos.
Not cause they’re a joke but because numbers are hard
I like how this is recommended to me on April 1st 2024. God bless Paul.
“And numbers don’t get me hard, like letters do” that’s pure fucking comedy
This video is proof you can play literally anything and make it hilarious, original, and impossible not to watch. Every damn video is amazing and i have yet to miss one or dislike one.
King Michel that eats gravel hmmm....
Me: ptsd from don't hug me I'm scared
(Hugs you)
I played this on the hard difficulty, and it made Dark Souls look like Elmo's Letter Adventure.
You’re truly insane for doing this, I didn’t even think this was possible. I certainly couldn’t do it
"But it was a sign, that I had come to the end of my number journey."
No words have truly made me sadder than this.
Only a true legend plays Elmo's letter journey on hard mode.
3:26 - Is that a DHMIS reference? In this here, YOOL 2020? My god. :')
Nice "Dont Hug Me, I'm Scared" reference there.
Thanks for the subtitles! It really help when english is not your first language.
And thanks for the video of course!
This doesn't actually seem like an April fool's day joke, please confirm.
It's a sequel
Nay, it’s a tradition.
Its a trap!
Detro Deathblade last year he did letter adventure
Thank you for making really great videos that keep my happy during these dark times.
You know that scene in Zombieland where Emma Stone's character kills Bill Murray and then says, "He gets me."?
Yeah. That the feel I get every time I watch a Mitten Squad video ❤
I highly appreciated the “Don’t hug me I’m scared” reference.
Rip Paul.❤️
"Numbers dont get me hard"
May I introduce you to the thicc 8?
(There is no infinite symbol on my phone)
Omg cursed fallout characters as thumbnail get me every time!
I would like a Fallout 77
I was here for last year's April 1st episode. It's nice to see you getting so good at this game.
He speaks the truth
Also beat fallout new vegas with only the lonesome road flare gun in the way you did the commie wacker video
normal people "Im just gonna play some video games"
Mitten squad"CAN YOU BEAT ELMO"S NUMBER JOURNEY WITHOUT ATTACKING ANYONE"
This is commitment to a bit, if I've ever seen it in these kinds of videos. I love it.
The sheer quality of your content is why I subscribed. I've seen all of your videos
"Inhale"
" O U T H A L E"
Hey didn’t you already do this
Oh wait this is a different game
“And met king Michael, who feasts on gravel”
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared reference
Paul of Mitten Squad... Your channel is exactly what ive been looking for ever since Cr1tikal did his face reveal. Just a modest man playing silly games/doing silly challenges. I appreciate what you do, dont stop being you.
Cr1tikal became kinda gay
@@haroldbalzac6336 Im really not a fan of him anymore. He's not what he used to be.
@@rayxus2216 I'm still subscribed to him, but I rarely watch any of his videos. Although, the video of him curbstomping XQC at chess was pretty good.
God bless you
0:22 It’s exhale, not outhale....
Hehe, I’m in danger.
yeah it hurt to hear outhale
"before traveling with the wizard" had me laughing far harder than i ever should have
Your vids are like the highlight of the day when they’re uploaded. Ty for keepin me entertained while I’m stuck at home
First
Fuck off
Bro no way that’s crazy
Wow you are a amzing piece of garbage 👍🏻
i know it's supposed to be april fool content but i legit enjoyed it. Thanks paul.
Well, I've got an interesting idea for Mitten Prime channel if you want to try it - Can you survive the Vault 11 Sacrificial Chamber in Fallout New Vegas without taking any damage. You can't use any of the companions, but you can build the character in any way you want and equip the best possible gear you can find or to save up time you can simply add everything like armor, weapons, skills etc. via console commands.
Thank god he finally did this run I’ve been requesting it for a year now
When are we gonna get: “Can you beat ready set grover while blackout drunk?”
I can't even fathom the mental fortitude you must have mustered to endure this challenge.
The single most commitment to dry sarcasm i think I've ever seen. 100% subscribed 😂.
Is nobody gonna talk about the "don't hug me I'm scared" reference ?
The sequel we all needed
I like these videos way more then his normal videos, just imagining an elmo game for toddlers as an M rated triple A game is funny.
I’ve never seen this game without the characters turning into black holes and Satan asking you to go to the farm.
This is probably the only kind of April 1st video I actually enjoy
“that was a mitten joke.” nice one man
I was waiting for this one. Thank you.
"the king Michael, who feeds on gravel"
Don't hug me, I'm scared!
"Playthrough length"
*rip and tear*
I've been Waiting for this video it was great love all your videos
"Just like everyone in the mitten squad discord server, Elmo is not allowed to die."
That just fucking destroyed me while I was eating cereal, didn't choke but i got close.
Damn, a sealed copy! I’ll give you my house and my wife.
Never has the outro made so much sense I learned a lot today.
"King Michael who feasts on gravel"
Dont Hug Me I'm Scared reference yess
been waiting a full year for this :)
I watched this entire video to see the opportunity to attack people, then I remembered what day it is. Well played.
I haven't been so impressed since i did a book report on a dr Seuss book in middle school and drew parallels from the cold war. Well done mr Mitten.
I've waited for months since I've first watched the original video of this I can't believe another one has finally came!❤️
3:25
Hell of a Don't Hug Me I'm Scared reference there.
Bragging about having a sealed copy had me dead 😂
Do a playthrough where you beat Borderlands 3 with only Zane Flynt's Drone and Digi clone. BUT exceptions are you can use guns to get to lvl 2 and then throw out all guns, Relics are not allowed but Shields and Class mods are allowed as long as they don't give you combat advantages, like Void and spike shields.