The Box Assassin | Official Film
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The Box Assassin is a short film about a pizza delivery boy's unforgettable night of running into a slick, legendary assassin that defeats his enemies in clever ways you couldn’t imagine.
Twitter: / jeremy_schaef
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Facebook Page: / theboxassassin
Website: jeremyschaef.com/
Created by: Jeremy Schaefer
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Awesome!!!
this video came up in my recommended just after u posted this thats wild
NO WAY
bro did some sort of witch craft to get it onto everyones reccomended again
LFG
Bruh this looks like a R Rated Disney movie that was sick
PG-13
CZcamsrs arent making unboxing vids no more
@Path Finder nah definitely rated pg-13 nothing vulgar about this. Kids already know what guns are so I don’t see the need for it to be R rated.
@Path Finder why not pg-14?
@@spiritsarise4665 nc-17
I don't care, this needs to be made into a 2hr length movie.
Better check if he has a Patreon to support it.
Or
*Only Fans.*
Unfortunately karen moms wont let that happen
@@sinaasadi3800 you do know that an r rated movie comes out almost every week right?
Fr this already looks like a great trailer
@@midnight_horizen8184 I checked he does and cheap
So the box assasin can teleport to any box in the area and is able to fit in all of them. This guy deserves to be on a list
His name has to be Jack
@@christophervanoster yes
@@xculibor4771 Nah his name needs to be Jared
@@yaredhailemariam7528no if his name is jack that would mean he’s Jack in the box. Plus the fake name the pizza was ordered by is just about Jack.
Jax*
The most interesting part about this that I think is glossed over is who ordered the pizza. It wasn’t actually a mistake, the box assassin himself ordered the pizza to that location, which is a really cool way for him to take advantage of his ability.
Well, but there were other boxes already there, so did he have to?
@@Skyblade12gotta have an audience to tell your tale
@@Skyblade12 I think the other boxes were sealed
@@duck_o_webexpect that one box that's on the ground and not stacked far away. Tbh I just imagine one of the grunts ordered the pizza and the assassin took advantage of it.
@@Gencrossbones That be very funny but the pizza box was empty. Either he didn't think to use that box, the box was sealed, or he was just very hungry
When the assassin jumps out of the pizza box, it's totally empty. This tells me that this dude ate the entire pizza on the drive there, and still acrobatically murdered all these people and fit into a glovebox. Freakin legend.
LMAO
nah, he WAS the pizza
Nah dude he's just already BUILT
Now I’m just imagining him shouting as he jumps out “did somebody order a pizza with extra DEATH!” As he shoots 😂
Ha ha.
“What if assassins had feelings?”
-Disney, probably
pixar...
Agent 47: We don't do that here
John Wick has feelings (mostly anger but I’m that’s still a feeling)
"Feelings?! Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy.
Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
- Sniper TF2
@@EvilPaladin11 it be an interesting movie to see the box assassin
I love how the box assassin gives the delivery man a tip on how to wash out the blood, and honestly he really seems like a nice guy ^^
Yeah it’s clear that he only targets terrorists and criminals
he gives two tips. one in cash
He killed someone at a birthday party
@@brayanxd4547 no one said he was a saint.
Given the context he was probably the one who ordered the delivery to use as a method to teleport in. So it’s professionalism.
0:08 Delivery BOX
0:12 Mail BOX
0:13 Gift BOX, BoomBOX, ToolBOX, Treasure BOX, Take-out BOX, Match BOX
0:52 Pizza BOX
1:16 BOX crates (hops in one and appears out another)
1:47 GloveBOX
2:24 Stock image BOX
The pizza was for Jack-intheBOX
this is a certified B O X classic!
Box
WAIT HE CAN ....... NO THE XBOX
Comment BOX!
🔫💥
Would I pay to see this as a feature length movie? Yes the answer is yes. Multiple times probably.
ABSOLUTELY!
Can't say yes enough
True
IKR
Same
"I promise, I wont say anything!"
- the narrator
lol
*Ironic*
Too good of a story ; )
@@jeremyschaefer please can you make this into a movie?
Despite this being 3 years old, it's SO worth a full movie!
This needs to be made into a full length movie. This is amazing
It is legitimately frustrating that this isn't a full length movie
Yes very
It is. I could see this as the **teaser** for the full-length movie. This event kicks off whoever the badguy was with, they're hunting the pizza boy, and the Box Assassin goes "Well, since I got him into this mess, I gotta get him out of it." Wacky, bloody, hijinks ensues.
I like to imagine this is a project intended to get the crew that made it a job. If so, maybe there WILL be a full length movie in the future......
Just imagine there’s a scene where 2 bodyguard villains are chilling outside. Then 1 of them opens his cigar box to smoke and POPS out those guns. There’s so much creativity that can be used her. It’s brilliant.
yes
WHY TF DOES THIS LOOK LIKE PIXAR DID A BADASS CRIME MOVIE?!
EXACTLY
FACTS
Bruh it’s the man from up
More like Illumination, but I'm still into it.
All I can think of are the gun pointing memes
i swear, every time i watch this it makes me wish we could have more box assassin. id love to see this get turned into some sorta movie or mini series.
Movie wouldnt work, but a mini series would work
it’s actually hard to believe this isn’t an official film, the polish, the animation, the voice acting, just everything in general is so well made.
Man I know. I would so love to see a movie made from this concept. Imagine a pg13 Pixar movie
Yup I genuinely thought this was a trailer until I read it again.
@@kindrogue5586 I know right
Factssss
I am your 1000s't like
Who else thought that this was a trailer and was disappointed to find out this was the BEST short film in existence and not a movie?
69 likes, nice
SOOOOOO disappointed, I was so hyped to see a feature-length film of this.
Yea...
Me
Yes 100% me. If this was a movie👌
jeez that was the quality of an actual animated film you'd see in theatres that was insane
The level of quality I wish we got from the big animation studios. This is a classic that always has me coming back the moment I see it!
Shitpost: Check
Really good production quality: Check
These people could easily enter the film industry in the future: Check
Verdict: Top tier shitpost
It even has that one guy from all the shitpost statuses
_"Shitpost"?_
**Check the video again**
_"... a short film ..."_
**Reads the comment once more**
A shitpost it is, then...
Hotel? Rwanda 🔪 💀 🔪 💀
"Im not gonna tell anyone"
-guy telling a story to his friend
And so the box assassin came back to deal with him
He said "wait i probably won't say anything"
@@skullxbreaker0660 he said "I promise"
Ain't nobody bout to believe that a assassin came outta pizza box
But wait, he is holding a juice box.
Thought this was a trailer for a full-length film, didn't realize it was an indie short until the credits rolled, it's so well polished!
Funny how the shooter actually spares and PAYS THE BOX GUY DOUBLE, instead of killing him. It just shows how good he is at his job.
"If you want to be a successful assassin, you're going to have to learn how to think outside the box."
The Box Assassin: "No, I don't think I will."
Ok..this has to be the best reply
Underrated comment
*perfection*
Under rated
best pun ever! No pun can beat this man.
This is excellent! Really blown away!
You guys are here :D Wow
Two Comments Now
There is three now
please make a movie
You know what else is blown away? The victims brains.
"Good work 47. Retirement hasn't changed you one bit."
This is better quality than every disney movie since 2018.
Those end credits were beautiful.
Ayyy, thanks! Loved making em. One of my fav parts
Hey i found max box :D
i thought u were ded
@@Dalaikk he is only dead when tf2 is dead so never
@@jeremyschaefer what's the song name? Or is it just for the credits
This needs to be a cold open in a feature length.
this is honestly a masterpiece. everything from the jokes, writing, character introductions, and concepts to the music, visual effects, animation quality, style, and execution scored magnificently.
i don't know whether to call this an indie animation or not, all i know is that this is a work of art that i am astounded i have never seen before because it is absolutely flawless. definitely wish it were a movie.
That sad part is when you realize this isn't a trailer. This should be a whole movie of it's own
Rip :(
It really should
My cousin tought this was a trailer for a hole movie
Kinda Sad
YEEEEEEESSSSS!😆
I was thinking It was a trailer too
This is as close to an R-rated Pixar movie we're ever gonna get.
The section of incredibles where Helen shows off her behind would like a word with you
@@amexicanfox4384 that's not nsfw you dolt
@@plebulus this film is sfw if you work as secret agent or drug dealer
@@amexicanfox4384 honestly, the scene of the murdered superheroes is super chilling and closest to that.
Have you seen sausage party
Dude I would so watch a full-length of this. We need more Pixar-like films that aren't so Disney.
This has become one of my favorite youtube videos of all time. Thank you
I can't believe I got so excited after watching this because I misread "Official Film" as "Official Trailer" 😂 Got hyped thinking there'd be a full-length movie of The Box Assassin.
Someday
Wait there's not?! Lmao I got bamboozled too...
450th like
Bruuuuuh for real
we need full length Box Assassin
PIXAR should hire you. This animation is superb 💯
Pixar doesn’t even deserve him, he’s way to good for that.
Then you wouldn't even get to watch this kind of videos and also
Fuck pixar
I thought it was pixar who did this, man I'm deeply sorry
@@asifishan1221 yeah
No
Adult Swim (CN) or Fox Animation
bro i would love if this became a movie
It's a back to basics short. But it's so well written, animated, acted and executed overall. We need more. 😃
"mom says it's my turn with the xbox"
*"sure go ahead"*
2D guns come out of the disc slot
@@DanS044 Momento Mori
@@DarrianYates *unus annus*
😨 I just read that in a 14 year old voice. And “sure go ahead” in the in the assassins voice .. run!
**screaming child sounds**
Wow...Pixar-level quality right here!
The comment below me is a hero ⬇️
@@user-nm8ho8gy7o it’s a Rick roll guys don’t click the link
oof
Third! Hi kadz
not quite
I'd watch an entire like 2 hour movie of this. Well done
I so badly want a feature length film or streaming series of this. I need more box assassin
I hate this.
Everytime I rewatch this, I have to remind myself, “god, this is just a short film, it’s not a trailer for a full movie” and I rewatch it again.
I pray this becomes a full movie one day
It is now.
Edit: nvm
May it become an actual long movie
I don't think this would work as a full length movie, I think this is about all you could do with this concept
Sakamoto
I think there's been movies who had less of an interesting concept as this.
So this is what it would be like if Pixar made a rated R movie... I love it so much
Yeah I love how this animated film just as people getting straight up shot to death. 😂😂😂 looks like a kid’s film but it then you realize. “Wait a minute...”
It would be cool to see them make a rated R movie. I wonder what it'd be about
@@goldswaggamer4007
The Bad Dinosaur
Eating Nemo
I cant see that being R tho
Imagine if they used the Pizza Planet truck
Actually having this kind of power is pretty useful
Like boxes are everywhere, and even not ones that have “box” in its name but not boxes by its purpose is already good
THIS SHOULD BE AN ENTIRE MOVIE. IT WAS SO GOOOD!!!!
YOU MADE THIS ALONE? WOW
Early:D
For real, this is impressive
Same here.
i do not know who you are.
but imma like since you’re verified
anyone want a soda
If only Disney made rates r movies, this would be it
Deadpool is technicaly a disney film. Unless you are just talking about animated movies
@@condor3665 Judging by the video I believe he did mean animated movies
Imagine John Wick with this animation style.
nice pfp m8
This is better than what they could make, in my opinion. But I see the similarities!
The idea of the protagonist and the villain running from the hero is a perspective I haven't seen in cinema.. good show!
I need this movie...NOW
"Have a tip for your trouble."
Literally hands him a stack of cash.
Seriously though this was really good
“Professionals have STANDARDS!”
That's because he's about to be in a WHOLE LOTTA trouble.
If that was hundreds I wouldnt be surprised if dude just dropped him a few mil.
@@TPixelAdventures because of the IRS
old dues million? You need 10000 hundreds for a million what do you mean by a few
I’m shook that I just saw Pixar level animation have blood effects 🩸
Yeah
mission accomplished : P
@@jeremyschaefer heyyyyyyy 🔥🔥🔥
Yoo
Oh
This needs to be a full length film!
This can actually turn into a movie
2:01 “I PROMISE I WON’T SAY ANYTHING!” *He said while legit telling this story to his friend*
The assassin never made him promise so it didn't matter
And it's just a thing people say to live
Yeah... love that!!!
He was just begging for his life. The assassin never asked anything of him.
Mr assasin's looks chill anyway, i don't think he'll mind
"I promise I won't tell anybody"
As he proceeds to tell somebody
LOL XD
12 million people
Lmaooo
but was let off easy and lived to tell the tale
I would watch this as a full film! Good work Jeremy!
This needs to be a Movie, I'd watch it.
Anybody: "The Box Assassin can leap out from the box and can assassinate anyone"
Everybody else at the Amazon Warehouse: "The... *WHAT*
HAH
I thought if the picture and it made this 10 times funnier
Lol
Yup they foocked
Hey, I will be flattered if someone sent an assassin after me. Especially one wearing a turtleneck.
That means someone feels pretty strongly something for me.
I love how this looks like an R-Rated Disney movie
Yes it does
Ikrr😂😂this should be for adults Lmaooo
Kinda looks like those pixars movies with the animation
@@nikeuchiha3675 yes
If so, this is the Disney Movie I needed
This is super underrated,I love this,the animation,the voicing,everything!
we fr need a 2 hour movie its been 3 years.
Fine, after being recommended "The Box Assassin" for 4 months straight, I'll give in.
Same and I wish I had watched this masterpiece sooner
Me too
YOU HAVE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE
Same dude.
Same
This looks like something disney would make if their target audience was a bit different
IKR haha
I was thinking the same thing. The art style and the animation remind me of disney.
Factsssss
Pixar ***
Doubt it. But, Pixar wouldn’t accept this has guns and killing. It is a good animation.
The world needs more high-quality short films
Bro this film, I need a longer version, like a movie!
Ok I’m just gonna say it.
This. Needs. To. Be. A. Full. Movie.
F a c t s
I disagree. The gimmic would get old really fast. Now, if the story was about the pizza guy running into different assassins and other characters with similarly weird powers, sure, but just following the box assassin would get old really fast.
The real fact is: the guy that made this needs to be put in control of an actual movie.
Hmm, that would be pretty interesting. I do think that having the movie be based mainly on the box assassin, the pizza delivery guy, or both would still be great on its own. The gimmick of The Box Assassin is what really makes this a good peice of content. But yeah, I don't think a whole movie would have o n l y those two as the characters for its entirety LMBO. (Though I am somewhat interested on how that would even be possible...)
100% agree that Jeremy Schaefer (and crew) should be in charge of a movie. Even though this is a short, the design and storytelling is v awesome and I'd love to see it expanded upon c:
@@2centschange disagree
@@david-rf7tf why? Also i'm on a neutral sides so please open my mind.
This feels like a trailer for an R-rated PIXAR movie and I fucking love it
Have you really watched a rated R movie that looks like this? Its more of a PG-13 movie for a bit of violence.
@@grayless8887 with that much gore? no. not PG-13.
@@ramagon2761 I didn’t see any gore in here lmao, can you show me where?
Also the film didn’t have any swearing or drugs, so definitely PG-13, or a very hard PG.
I wish it was true
This video has been showing up in my recommended for years and I would always add it to my watch later. So happy to finally see it.
Man, the lore of this world you're creating is gonna be so fun to read when this becomes a movie
Ass: Here’s a tip for your trouble.
IRS: um, that’s ours.
The abbreviation tho
Lol
I don’t know if the IRS can and/want to take the money donated by an assassin who can travel to and fro the insides of any object that has “box” in it’s name.
@@NameInWorkshop Don't underestimate the IRS. Even joker didn't have the balls to go against it, lol.
Robin hood: "we'll take what's left and invest it for you"
It's so visually satisfying seeing those guns come out of those boxes XD
I feel ya!! haha, loved making those parts
Hey I didn't expect you to be here
@@jeremyschaefer PLEASE MAKE THIS INTO A FULL MOVIE EVERYONE WOULD LOVE THIS
@@joshuagraham3 it would be on par with killer bean
Wait this isnt a 2 hour long movie?
Genuinely phenomenal work dudes! Pixar level animation, great casting and great fight choreography, i can not tell you how much I want this to be an actual movie
I want to see this as an entire movie that’ll be awesome
The Box Assassin, the first thing he assassinates is the laws of physics.
Lolz
last thing he assassinates, too. did you see that bullet being shot while still in the cartridge at 2:26?
@@davidlewis6728 lol
they should make this into a movie!
Cool
This movie can't be released to theaters. If it did, it'd shoot the box office.
😂😂😂
Touché
I see what you did there
yea it will be so great that it will burn like a matchbox set a woodbox on fire. The ticket will be selling like hot cake and there will be songs from the movie so good it stays on the jukebox. The notification for the movie will fill everyone outbox and people will be talking about it in other inbox and there will be boxer for the movie.
Epic joke
This is a masterpiece I have ever seen ❤️ full of comedy ,drama ,action and suspense
this is so good! i see lots of people talking about how great the animation is, which it is, but i also want to say that the voice acting is really good too
"Whats your superpower?"
The box assassin: its complicated.
Any box you see I’m in it
What's so complicated about boxes?
@@McSenkel it’s the fact that boxes are literally everywhere and pizza is delivered in them UPS use them to mail they are everywhere
Its not though
@@ettubrute197 Schrodinger's assassin
"i will even throw in some cheesy breadsticks"
*_now THIS, THIS guy knows how to negotiate_*
America's next top hostage negotiator
Ahh yes, the negotiator
Charisma level 100
bro, if he said garlic bread i would have literally given him the gun
@@titanlord9267 I would've worked for him even
This is actually really good, I wish they would make a movie out of this
I’d love this see this as a long-form movie
I’m still triggered that this isn’t a 2 and a half hour movie.
Ah thanks haha! Well, Feel free to give it a share, trying to get it out to lots of people : D
@@jeremyschaefer ok
@@jeremyschaefer Bro it was amazing.
@@jeremyschaefer will there be a movie?
Ha, he said he’s triggered 😉 yea ok
I’m not even joking you I thought this was a trailer for a real movie coming out good freaking job 👏🏻👏🏻
Edit:guy come on I literally made this comment yesterday
Me too! I was kinda dissapointed to see that it was not a trailer. The way it's made, it seems so much like a 'teaser trailer'.
Me too ! But how does someone hide in a little box? It’s ridiculous
Ditto & now I'm disappointed 😥
I was super into it!
@@trumpisaclown7280 he's an SCP. Or has a magic item.
aww isn't it?😔 XD
3 years and still a great film
We need this as a movie
I'm choosing to believe that this is just a trailer. This needs to be a full film
Just what I'm hoping for too
This better be a trailer
That One Dude agreed
Completely agree. A studio needs to pick this up.
Would make a nice movie 🍿
If you expected me not to click on something called The Box Assassin then you're f****** insane
True
*coughs loudly and disruptively*
I expected you to be watching hydraulic press videos instead
@@highimyes8275 I expected you to be watching JoJo videos instead
*cough*
Bro this deserve to be on the cinema, would be a great movie!
Three years and I still haven’t seen a fully animated movie on CZcams about this…
ILL WAIT AS LONG AS I HAVE TO DAMN IT
“Yeah he seems like a pretty good guy”
I agree.
Besides from the fact that he can teleport into and out if any box, and is KNOWN to bring “DEATH TO EVERY DOORSTEP”. Yeah he is a pretty decent guy.
He is just an agent doing his job, its just his reputation that's a bit messed up
He's only doing his job as an assassin. Nothing personal, just business.
He literally gave a kid a huge pay out after messing up his car.
Ayo he probably only killed corrupt or criminal people
So kinda like green arrow yadig?
pixar looking at this " HE MADE THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS"
Underrated
I am not Jeremy Sheafer
Nice iron man reference 😂
Look at the lighting in car, they thought about the red light, look at the way it fades though. I LOVE the lighting, it looks like it was 3d planned then made and then they rendered the lighting in 3d then animated it. It looks amazing.
XD
Man I would pay so much money for this to be a full movie it looks so good
this needs a full movie
“0 out of 5 stars”
“My pizza had hands and shot me with pistols”
lol
And the owner, replied with, "HE-uhm.. HE DELIVERED A.. UH. GUN.. I THOUGH HE SAID G-GUN INSTEAD OF GUM!"
Yeah right
disagree , this is an amazing film
@@jamezygamez9651 he's joking
I just noticed: when the assassin jumps out of the pizza box, it's empty. I find it hard to believe a pizzeria would give a delivery guy an empty box. Ergo, the assassin got hungry and ate the pizza while the delivery guy was driving over. Perfect.
Even assassins have priorities.
Yeah well. When on a mission to kill a Mini-boss, Even a high level player needs to make sure their health is full.
Good
To be fair, he did pay for it.
bro you really gonna be like that? In real world logic the pizza box should've been too heavy for the kid to lift cause there was a man in there
I want to see a longer version of this the art is so good
Not gonna bring up how this pizza boy unintentionally assisted is an assassination and has to live with the fact that he caused the death of multiple people, all be it bad people, outside of questioning the thoughts of the deaths we cause with even the most minor actions, this animation, was pretty cool!
The Box Assassin:
Solid Snake: *_"Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well."_* ( ◡‿◡)
Lmaooo
Snakes long lost brother that's not a clone
@@acethehunter7898 oooo esoteric humor
Agent 47 agrees.
FR