Table News: Delta, Delta, Delta
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- čas přidán 7. 08. 2021
- The Delta variant is spreading and Florida... still thinks it's a hurricane.
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Someone should tell Florida it’s like golf lowest score wins. That’ll change his tune.
Great idea....he MIGHT get it.... maybe....
@@bsweat9230 "But you said I'm still #1, so that means I'm winnin', right?"
Ooh, so being first means that my score is lowest in the ranks! I win
Are you sure Party Florida knows about golf
@@workingstiff0586 golf is a big deal in Florida. He’ll understand the basics.
When DC put his hand in front of the CDC my brain went “oh! How did Ben do such a great job editing his hand there?” And then I remembered that Ben isn’t the role of CDC anymore… my brain is big and smart-
I felt the exact same way, I screamed when I saw the hand
Same…
Y'all are so unfamiliar with Ben you couldn't tell that wasn't him? Huh.
@@subman23 LOL. We’re just unaccustomed to more than one person in the room!😂😂
Yeah your brain becomes accustomed to there being only Ben, Ben, and more Ben.
*Delta variant*
Texas: "Delta Force"
Massachusetts: "Delta change"
Florida: "Delta change^2"
Mississippi: "Delta river mouth"
Louisiana: "Delta Air Lines"
CDC: *delta pain*
‘Sippi, please! This is serious!
@@KireaPhillips_superj0ka I said one thing
Delta as in Greek
dont you love how the government still tries to deny delta force's existence. LOL
Me : space patrol delta
“And they were roommates” so it’s canon now
I can't stop shipping Florida and Louisiana as a sapphic couple now
@@presidentjohnhenryeden6840 there’s a reason louisiana and lesbian are basically the same word
Chaos duo /r is real
Holy crap I’m not the only one who ships them
@@Thisaccountexistsonlyfornothin I mean... There *are* fanfics.
Louisiana: Drinks to avoid responsibility.
Valid. 😹😹
California: I need different statistics that sound better!
Oh dear 😅
As a Nebraskan, I'm overly filled with joy that our one and only lines was "Yeah, no, yeah, corn is just really good for you".
Drew Lynch as angry, exasperated CDC is my favorite guest.
“Yes, Florida. It’s a Hurricane…” That’s right, Gov. With children and idiots, sometimes the best strategy is to just lie your ass off. (Results may vary.)
(results may very) makes it sound like a medication and i for one, love it-
I love that you made sure to add (Results may vary.) to the end
@@MistsMagic I know both children and idiots are wildly unpredictable.
@@annbuccieri1267 I do security for a living. Can confirm this 100%.
Unless the waffle house closes .. it's nothing lol
I didn't realize CDC's stutter was natural and not just to make the CDC sound that much more frantic. They deserve an award for great comedic use of natural stutter.
“Yeah no yeah corn is just real good for ya”
I’m in stitches 🤣🤣
You probably don’t know this, but you make everyone’s day better when you do videos like this, I like these stereotypes that are very accurate. Very great videos
facts
Ikr
"You probably don't know this but the thing that made you successful, I like." Dumb ass.
@@grantdreyo2585 there are so many people that are ‘successful’ or ‘popular’ without making anyone’s day better.
I like how there’s 51 different characters he could add purto Rico
I see the feds are learning when it comes to handling Florida's shenanigans
California just continues getting called out on its hypocrisy. They’re only “unhoused people” when you aren’t doing shit to help them, California.
Surprised Missouri didn’t make an appearance.
The bloopers were adorable!
I love it when Drew’s on. He’s perfect for this roll 😂😂
I live in Florida, and the fact I haven't even HEARD of the Delta variant until, like, two days ago is saying something lmao
I didn't hear of it until my work made vaccinated people wear masks again.
I live in Georgia and I didnt even know it was a thing.
I live in Tokyo and don't speak Japanese fluently enough to watch the news and i have known about it for a hot minute.
I would say it's less to do with your states and more to do with you all either not keeping up with the news or the news dropping the ball. (My bets on the news dropping the ball)
[drinks to avoid responsibility] yeah that sounds like louisiana
louie is innocent i tell ya LOL
I love CDC. His anxiety is adorable.
Exactly, i have had that in mind put glad this comment came through😆 @Dayna Rowden
Nothing adorable about trying to control people by misrepresenting science.
Bens laugh is so damn contagious! That’s the new variant if you ask me
Well, isn’t laughter the best medicine?
"Yes, Florida. It’s a hurricane and we need you to be safe 😅"
"Ohhhhhhh."
"See?"
"No"
" *technical glitch* "
That’s my favorite moment in this video 😂😂
The funniest part of the whole thing was when California realized it was second
California needs to stop being on fire…
The whole west half of the country, really.
@@icarusbinns3156 that won't happen until they stop voting in the same trash in a different tie.
@@zeusdarkgod7727 it’d just be nice to have my lungs not burning.
@@icarusbinns3156 Maybe, he really just a loner and wants everyone out of him.
@@icarusbinns3156 Not being rude, I'm just asking a question, why don't you move out and live in a different state? I know it'll be expensive, but living in California must be more expensive than moving. I'm assuming that part, but I don't want to get too much in your business.
CDC is best frustrated speech challenged angry dude ever. Approved...
I cannot get over calling Mississippi ('sippi) 😂 I'm dead
Could you imagine a guy with a very serious stutter trying to say Mississippi and still getting through the video? 🙃
As usual Florida is in it to " Win" it!🤣 love the outtakes!😆👍
I love when Drew stops by. Looks like you filmed together! Benefit of being in California!
That’s probably the only benefit of living in that cess pit
Florida being glad to win in cases of hurricanes is interesting to watch to say the least
The only way this can get more tasteless yet comical is if they start gambling and taking bets on who's mortality rates spike up per week.
Love seeing drew. First saw him on AGT and he killed it.
I need more Drew Lynch!
Being a true FLORIDIAN i have no problem with how we are portrayed😂😂 we're funny ash!! Also love the small "history" and facts he teaches in these video's. I love this channel.
I'm so proud of Drew. His stutter has become a lot better love that man!
@@Ben_Brainard OMG, you replied! I love your videos. They are amazing! And can you give Drew my best I love his comedy!
Please keep these doing long after this is all the shell of a nightmare, Ben. These are hilarious.
DAMNIT THIS NEEDS TO COME WITH A WARNING, SIT DOWN TO WATCH THIS! when it got to the part about alabama , was walking through my house and al.ost fell to the ground laughing
"And they were roommates" ok.. so it's cannon now?
Side note, I worked for the airline and personally knew and flew with the captain of the flight in 2009--except, I flew with him in 2007-2008, got sick and they sent me my termination letter just weeks before the plane went down and the company eventually went out of business
The anniversary of the accident just passed
It touched my heart that you referenced it
Louie should have given the river delta response as the Mississippi Delta is in Louisiana.
Actually, the Mississippi River Delta is in both Louisiana and Mississippi.
@@whitsend11 How? The river ends at the tip toe of Louisiana which is much further south than where Mississippi ends. So unless they’re claiming a chunk of the Gulf as part of their state, it’s all in La.
Ok. According to Google, the Delta refers to the part of the river from several states up, which is not the definition of a delta. A delta is where the river joins a larger body of water, in this case, the Gulf. So we’re both right?
DREW LYYYYYYNCH! More vids with Drew! You’re great too, but you’re like the wonder twins United 😁
Correct and he is sure amazing, what do you think @Alessandra Card
We can play the purge siren again and we might not be able to touch Florida but we hold hands in the gulf. I told y'all that my favorite cousin.
Well Florida won't need to worry about aromatherapy much longer, since over 40% of the people who catch COVID lose their sense of smell and taste for several weeks to a month (and some are reporting ongoing loss or major changes still a year later). Can you imagine not being able to really smell or taste your food?
Yeah, like a flu 🤔
Georgia was real quiet when they brought the airline into this
“I may not understand reading, writing or aromatherapy” 🤣😂 I can see that, aromatherapy can’t help with the virus or hurricanes.
"I'm pretty sure it was 2001" this just made me think about Aaliyah 😢
Good grief, the CDC needs a cup of tea and a biscuit.
NY is probably sitting back like : "I got other problems and I'm still doing better than those guys"
Someone needs to tell these states that Covid is like golf- the lower your score, the better....
Please don't ever stop these Table videos! They're hilarious to watch at night after a long depressing day.
Hey! It's hard to live in the state with a split personality!
As a Nebraskan, I'm proud of us. We're boring, but healthy.
Nebraska’s been fudging the numbers since the beginning…
@@sheashay17 lol no, they really haven't
@@sheashay17 actually no, it’s just that everyone in that state lives over a mile away from anyone
"Who is winning?"
"Alabama"
Me: *chokes* OH *technical error*
Welp, time to go burn my eyes by using hand sanitizer
What do you live in Alabama or something?
@@draconariousthegamer1444 sadly, yes
Nebraska the only one to decrease, and Iowa is one of the top increases?
In my vast experience as a Nebraskan, that checks out.
i love that in Nebraska no one wears a mask or anything we're just chill
This is very true man we vibing and fishing we don't give two shits but living large and in charge unlike weird texas who think they big!
Well when everyone in your state lives over a mile away from anyone else it’s harder for
Viruses to spread
Love it! Love Louisiana's response...LOL! Texas is definitely everybody take care of yourself response...I'm living it here...
This might be my favorite episode yet!
From Louie's edge of town.
*Drinking to avoid responsibility* is spot on round here.
If the CDC actually approached the virus like this (pissed off and flustered), I think we'd see a change. Maybe not a change for better, but it would be different
Really cool you got Drew Lynch to do this with you! Was a very fun video!
Tell me about the aliens
ICONIC 😁😇
Good to see the comedian from AGT!
Me watching the video: 😀
"Louisiana has the most per capita."
Me living in Louisiana: 😨
Oh my God they were roommates!
Florida doesn't have the biggest [edit: percentage] increase because our numbers were so goddamned high in the first place. Thank you, governor DeathSentence.
@@Ben_Brainard ... exactly. That's what I meant to say. I blame it on watching your video before my first cup of coffee. 😵💫
I like that since I watch both you and Drew I know exactly why he abbreviated Mississippi-
He did a whole bit about it in one of his shows
“No one has died in a commercial plane crash in over 10 years…” happened today 😬
Wait. . .really???
Was that a commercial or a private plane?
This is hands down one of my favorite table talks so far
Fantastic! Thank you for a great laugh!
I was thinking....wow! He doesn't studder at all anymore!!
And then the bloopers...😆😆😆
And they were roommates?
oh my god, they were roommates
And they were roommates 😂😂😂
CDC: "I'm gonna go burn my clothes now."
Florida: "Do you need some help?"
Sums up Florida in a nutshell.
Awww, I missed our CDC. I mean it's a horrible reason to see him back but I love the character.
"I need different statistics that sound better" so real...
Drew you did amazing
Ok but the "and they were roommates" sent me.
Arent we on Lambda Variant now?
"and they were roommates"
I knew it
This it’s by far the most fun one.
Haven't watched anything with Drew in it for awhile. Forgot how funny both of you are!
"All that and I'm still bout to catch ya" 😆
Yoo we got Drew live and in person now!!
Your an awesome entertainer, thanks for making the world a little brighter 💯
Until the credits I didn’t notice it was the guy with a stutter .. awesome you working together
ive been watching drew since agt. love his energy
Florida is pure chaos, and he is one of my spirit animals.
Sunday + a new The Table video = happines multiplied ♥
I've missed the cdc with this bunch 💖
Cool to see Drew here!
I feel like if we told Florida that this was based on golf rules he would likely decrease the case numbers
When you know you messed up and it will be on the blooper reel, you should turn and say "hi" to the Patreon supporters.
I love how CDC calls Mississippi ‘Sippi’ it’s just so cute 🥺😭
Great vid!
Ahhhh love Drew!!!!
I love the bloopers at the end!
4:03 just had me laughing with the crowd I heard-
DAMMIT ALABAMA YOU BROKE MY ARM AND ORANGE BEACH ISN’T EVEN ORANGE
These 2 surprisingly work well together drew is a funny comedian too
The Auburn hat and Saban shirt seriously breaks my brain everytime
I loved this one!!!! So funny.
Made me smile to see Iowa again. "It's just nice to be included."
And they were roommates… I miss vine
OMG!!! Too funny!! Loved the bloopers!
And they were roommates... For sure
Great video! Can't believe I'm here this early
I like your name
i dont go to deep into comedy but, i saw Drew on AGT a couple years ago, its nice to see hes doing well.