Table News: Bipartisan Bills and Border Zones
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- čas přidán 16. 06. 2022
- 20 Senators have proposed plans for the first bipartisan gun control bill in 30 years, the Supreme Court has granted immunity for Border Patrol searches within 100 miles of a border, and 31 white supremacists were caught in the back of a U-Haul on their way to a pride event in Idaho. What a week.
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As a Floridan, Florida’s response to the border part is 100% accurate. We have both castle and stand my ground laws here.
if felons come onto your property with guns are you allowed to shoot?
@@jessebrown2751 if they are a threat and don't leave when told.
@@cowkingkiller doesn't armed felons count as a threat.
@@jessebrown2751 yes. oh i forgot if you believe your life may be in danger.
How about when a father shoots his child coming into his house late?
Florida: they can try
Gov: terrifying
Florida: good
I’m dying 🤣
For anyone thinking that they live safely away from a US border, I would like to point out that all international airports are considered us borders as well.
Minnesota being a border somehow isn't the same...
The entire state of FL
I live in Canada, I don't have this problem.
The vast majority of the population of the US lives within 100 miles of a border.
It includes the actual land borders with Mexico and Canada, the coastlines of the Pacific, Atlantic, Gulf of Mexico, and Caribbean Sea (depending on how one defines the borders of the Caribbean Sea), the coastlines of the Great Lakes (including Lake Michigan, which is wholly surrounded by the US), and potentially international airports. And those airports don’t have to actually be used to fly internationally currently, as long as it’s designated an “International Airport”.
So, if you live within 100 miles of any of those features, you’re included.
If you don’t include airports as borders, the Top 6 most populous cities in the country are included in this 100 mile range.
In a list of the Top 10 most populous cities, only 2 aren’t included: San Antonio and Dallas, Texas.
If we *are* including airports then obviously they’re all within 100 miles of a border.
Why is it that we, US, cries so much about the border… specially the southern border (because we do have at least two others), but other countries who are bordered on all sides don’t feel it’s an issue, when the US:
1. Has very stringent boarder/immigration laws/enforcement
2. Was founded on the principle of immigration (and kill off all the native ppl, then take history and make it all seem justifiable)
3. Instead of punishing/penalizing the coronations who knowingly hire illegal immigrants, we just keep blaming the immigrant and putting more laws in place against immigration ?
"Damn love and acceptance be strong as hell" took me out
I agree with Florida on the border part. That’s just violating literally over 7/8 of the United States population. Like have you forgotten the right to privacy?
Dude where have you been the last 2 decades ?
Have you no idea? Right to privacy isn't an actual right, just an expectation. LMFAO
This isn't new it been around since 9/11. A challenge to this just finally made it to the SCOTUS. By the way the does cover nearly 100% of the state of Florida but strangely I haven't seen any "boarder crossings" in Florida like there are in Arizona, New Mexico or Texas.
It's not like they can search out-of the blue, they still need reasonable suspicion or probable cause
@@Walker_TR2 no, border patrol doesn’t need any probable cause or reasonable suspicion.
"Darlin it's better, down where it's wetter. Build it through me."
Leave it to Florida, a character that prides itself on having Disney World located inside it, to butcher and poison a monument of my childhood and have its gators take a couple leaks on the memory's grave.
I couldn't stop laughing. Well played Ben.
Idahoan here, the fact there is a pride event is such a huge step. My aunt was charged with and spent 6 months in prison in idaho for "crimes against nature" when I was in elementary school for being gay and not apologizing for it. So the fact they have events is monumental.
Crimes against nature um okay man I live in a weird country and I thought alaska laws were worse. Man dude just let people do what they want to do in there home this includes property u wanna run buck naked on your land then damnit go buck naked and run freely. Lol
@@gaminginferior7936 Right! I agree. If someone wants to call themselves a purple polkadot so be it. It doesn't affect my day to day. As long as no one is getting hurt just let people do what makes them happy lol.
She sounds like a legend being gay and not apologising for it, tell her I’m sorry people were so shit to her but she is an icon
@@jamesgreen590 I will be sure to tell her. But for real she is a badass. I wouldnt trade her or her wife for anyone or anything in this world.
I want to hug your aunt and thank her for being such a brave and amazing person so much! I wish nothing but the best for her ❤
I think I will never get tired of this “who’s Stanley” jokes by Florida. I need more hockey references! I need all of them!
Obviously it's that guy from the Parable
I am
the way that everyone, even _texas_, stared at florida after he said "are you saying the bill has bi-parts because it's pride month" is hilarious
"A stupid prize is still a prize!"
Lol. I imagine the person parked next to be though I was crazy when I busted out laughing like a madman. I used a similar saying but dealing with stupid questions. I would have loved for someone during my management years to have told me that one. Lol
stupid games, stupid prizes
Any Florida story, any at all, is the best story EVER.
Technically every video on this channel is a Florida story.
I hurt myself laughing at Florida's trophy case jab.
“You think they’d approve this sketch as an ad?” 😂 I mean why not…there are worse ads🤣
Yea, Brandon Rodgers gets ads
@@BroCZcamsRuinedMyUsername Where can I find em because I NEED to see it.
@@ric0Ia._
He has an ad in this video
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Like the Pepsi Jenner ad that's been recently mocked in the latest season of The Boys, with A-Train taking the Jenner role
@@erichfiedler1481 I read recently something like that actually happened! It's a bit of a legend but the idea that giving someone a soda can create world peace has precedence
1) wish you showed the cryptid picture. 2) even working in Albany we didn't find out about the cockroaches until the day after. I'm very amused by this
Google the image ... it literally looks like someone in a bad werewolf costume. Just realized how far behind I am on my local news, I only just learned about the Albany cockroaches from this. Lol!
"Know anything about cryptids?"
*stares in confusion at Florida being, well, Florida *
"I know a little."
Friggin lost it.
Every time I see the national news - especially if it has anything at all to do with Florida - I can't wait to see what you're going to do with it. You rock, Ben! 👍😁👏💜
I love your vids and the way you show politics in a comedic way with states! And the way you show California is sooooo accurate.
"It can only go bad, I'm very exciting" words to live by
OH: "I'm way ahead of all of you on chilly on spaghetti."
TX: "And you're gonna stay there by yourself, you heathen."
.
I can't stop laughing.. 😂😂😂
Cincinnati chili is pretty great, not gonna lie. This line is still 100% gold tho
@@curiousKuro16 real question are you more of a sweat and savor chilli or meaty and rich chilli?
One of the few times I will honestly agree with Texas
@@bullishgroup8304 Meaty and Rich myself. The sweet chili confuses me
“They can try”
“Terrifying”
*g o o d*
Hey Ben! Always loved your vids since you started! You got me into a bunch of American news, accents and managed to learn were at least half the states are on an unlabeled map. Thank you!
“Me too!” -Florida kid
(Just kidding)
I have lost complete faith in humanity… but I’m glad you make these so I can laugh through the pain. I started crying and whispering “what the f***” under my breath while also laughing hysterically about 43 seconds into the video.
“Are you saying the bill has bi-parts because it’s pride month?”
Happy pride!
This was one of my favorite Table News’s so far
Texan here, I remember looking up “Florida man” and searching by news since that’s a thing I do now, I learned about that absolutely Florida Man thing like an hour after the news got hold of it
Also, the freaking Zoo Cryptid is something else… I got the little news alert on my pc and we have a Texan Bigfoot on our guns- I mean hands
They should have asked Washington then.
NEVER SHOOT A SQUATCH!
Gov: terrifying
Florida: Good.
A government should be afraid of its people not the other way around
...Why do you think they're fine with gun bans.
Ohio: "OH, well look at the time"
Ohio: Not wearing a watch.
It is a great and terrible feeling when you know of stuff before Ben makes a video on it.
And when you see/hear something in the news and wonder how Ben will have that state comment & the others react.
I find myself thinking, "What world Ben do?" (even on smaller, local stories that he'd probably never write about) and trying to script it in my head.
@@sujimtangerines that sounds like a great creative exercise!
i thoroughly regret wanting ohio to get more screentime i swear the embarrassment grows by the episode
Don't worry. You know Florida will take the heat off you.
@@CortexNewsService bruh Florida is high tier state right now, big 3 baby.
Idaho has a few pride events, actually. In fact, the area has a shocking amount of acceptance. It's just not really shown because those who don't are really against it. Also, yeah, that's very normal. I know people who have full arsenals in their cars, swords, knife collections, more than one variety of armor, whatever. The state is very open carry friendly and we love it, so we use it
Also, Idahoan Accent. Sounds like a combo of Southern and Western. Drop the T in everything, soft vowels. Creek is crick, mountain is moun'n or moun'in, and we all talk about fishing, hunting, winter, and the woods almost solely because it's all we ever do
Everything in Idaho is amazing as long as you don't go outside Canyon or Ada counties.
Lol.... I don't say crick or moun'in much... but I'm from N. ID and I have been told I have a lazy tongue (by a diction coach), so you might be on to something with the part Southern accent thing. Also I might have an autistic accent, so I might not be the best example, hahahaha.
Somehow, a group of guys wearing riot gear headed to a pride event does not sound very normal
@@coda3223 northern Idaho is a different beast entirely. I'm from the Idaho Falls area, most of my knowledge is from southern Idaho
@@str2010 the location, no. The riot gear, yes. Honestly this kind of thing isn't abnormal if you just cut out the location
Don't forget, the federal agent look-alikes that were "stopped" in Idaho also had a bullhorn with FBI markings on it. Man, am I glad they were in "full riot gear", and not actually armed, that situation could have actually been dangerous.
I'm pretty sure that sticker said "Abolish the FBI"
@@Satar63 The sticker very well may say that. In fact, it would be fairly convincing, seeing as they are trying to claim that this was a far right, anti government group. Why would it not be included in any of the original reporting or press releases? Why were these people all dressed in blue shirts and khakis? Where are photos of the "riot gear"? Why did they have masks on after being detained? This whole incident raises more questions than the fbi operation to kidnap MI governor Gretchen Whitmer.
Somehow impersonating federal officials feels kinda illegal
@@str2010 that's because it is.
I think California needs an intervention 😭
they got some fire to take care off. they are busy.
Something could easily shake them up soon.
Every time Colorado makes it on, you get a like and a gummy.
Hey! As someone who lives in Idaho and attended this pride event and saw the whole thing go down… this is accurate.
The state has eyes...
I know a guy who was there, a college and dnd friend. I was terrified when I heard
This channel is literally how I learn anything about the world that’s going on. The news just goes over my heas but these skits make it easier to follow along!
That's a problem since this channel mostly covers the US, not the world.
God I love when PA is here he’s all the stubbornness of New York and yet some what friendly
I like to think of PA as the overlap of a venn diagram between the northeast and the Midwest.
I totally forgot that the chocolate vat incident happened in PA...sheesh, and you would have thought it happened at one of Hershey's four factories in PA or Bethlehem where the Peeps Factory is😅
I love that our Amarillo Zoo Cryptid made it into this sketch 😂😂😂❤❤
I like how you kept the gator fidget
And yes, I know of a few cryptids, they’re some group of monsters made by a guy that goes by Trevor Henderson
I am a simple CZcams viewer. Whenever I see PA in a 'Welcome to the Table' sketch, I hit like.
The guy that got bit wasn’t a Florida Man. We know what gators are at birth
But what about crocodiles? Florida has both!
Are you sure because this sounds like a *CLASSIC* Florida Man story to me. 🌴🤪
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 it was an idiot tourist.
I live in Idaho and I’ve been waiting to see Idaho for ever and if there is any other videos of Idaho I would love someone to tell me
YT won't let me post links, but if you search 'ben brainard idaho', the top three have ID! :)
"uh UNDERGROUND?"
im just as surprised as you are and i live in florida-
Yea me too since it’s hurricane season that place is going to be totally fluded way way way befor they finish it.
Underground is cool but that's a really bad idea.
Especially in Florida
I think they forget Florida is primarily swamp land. The water table starts about 4-5 down.
Florida using the distraction line from outside WDW's Pirates of the Caribbean was perfect!😂
We need more videos with Ohio for sure. Ohio is easily the Florida of the North
I just want to point out that Ohio at one point had the most astronauts, and is currently 4th behind NY, CA, and TX. There must be a reason they want off the planet.
@@audiblezero We also have the most Presidents. We're all just power hungry
Your Florida is pure gold 🥇! I didn't hear about the border patrol issue but I did read about the 🐊. My news feed apparently felt this was more pertinent info
My dad was at CDA Pride in the Park. He left only thirty minutes before the men were found. I was at Pride over in Spokane and I was terrified when I heard what happened. The worst part was that lots of those men weren't from ID, they just thought they could get away with assaulting a Pride event there.
Thanks for mentioning the Stanley Cup finals! I had been hoping you would. I'm not from Colorado, but Tampa beat the Leafs (my team) first round, so... go Avs!
"And you're gonna stay there by yourself, you heathen." Is probably my favorite thing you have ever said
Who else thinks we need a PA vs Ohio rivalry episode, that would be gold
0:32 - as someone who was born and raised in Cincinnati, that whole exchange hit like a freight train and I LOVE IT!!!
Theres been a lot of control laws in the past 10 years lol. The banning of bumpstocks, not being able to put vertical grips on ar pistols, and the banning of ammo imports from Russia just to name a few.
YESSS PENNSYLVANIA IS THERE 🥳🥳🥳
Love these videos ty also thx for the news and letting me know what the other states be doing :D
"Damn... Love and acceptance be strong as hell" -Loui 2022
*stares in confusion*
Those long pauses were PERFECT.😁🤣
Florida what are you doing?
Who are you again?
69,69
Tell me about the aliens.
**Chuckles in Floridian**
O M GOSH!! FLORIDA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!! And I moved from DC to MIA! SEND HELP!! Ben, you’re BRILLIANT I’m CRYIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That feels pretty par for the course for Idaho
As a Floridian who looked at the photo of Texas’s Cryptid I can assure you it is not one of ours
Colorado sobering up due to confusion from Florida still not knowing what the Stanley cup is, slays me.
As a Pennsy girl, I Love That PA shirt!
I also agree, the dog part was the confusing part of that story. How did he think it was a Dog?
Definitely need more “long form” entries.
Brilliant!
I'm so glad everyone's bringing up amarillo seeing as it's the closest city to my home town
I like how everyone is surprised that Idaho had a pride parade xD
As a queer person who lives in coeur d alene the uhaul was definitely at the pride event and a majority of the people in riot gear where not from here, our police department may be corrupt but in daytime they did serve an protect the pride event and was quick to respond and arrest those who where disturbing the peace
It's in the best interests of the entire CDA economy to shut down white supremacist's attempts to get another foothold anywhere in the nearby area. Butler was not good for tourism. It makes sense they did their jobs in this case.
Florida: "Yes, Because I'm a winner" the delivery on that is stellar
The speed and timing of the jokes is amazing. "Fair point." and his expression. lol
Go Avalanches!!! Beat the Lightnings and make your state proud!
I can never get over how accurate Louisiana is. I’m from here and I always say “Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes”
I nearly forgot Ben plays the role of all the states-
GO AVS!!!!!!!!
My coworker will definitely be watching the game at work tomorrow. The Habs got booted, so we’re watching the Avs
Louis not being surprised about the alligator thing!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's so true cuz I was nodding too!!!
Nothing about the Florida woman who threw a snake at deputies?
woo! Colorado and Idaho in the same episode!!
I've lived all my life in Florida ever since I found your videos I've turned into him with the laugh and everything
2:09 This is one of the best Florida exchanges ever.
Ohio is right on this one frankly
Chile on spaghetti slaps Texas is missing out
I'm Texan and I love Cincinnati Chilli just for the record!!!! My parents do think there's something wrong with me but that's not new lol
Been there, had it, came back, now I miss it
that is a abomination. from TX, now in PA and yall need to stop it.
Texan here too. Sorry Todd, you're outvoted ✌️😔
GO AVES GO!!!!! WE WILL STRIP TAMPA OF THAT CUP.
Kansas: *casually eating chili over cinnamon rolls "
This has got to be one of my top 5 fave skits!!!
Floridian here! One time an inspector wanted to inspect my grandmas house and find her for something (that all the other houses had that she didn’t do anything about) and was making a huge scene… let’s just my my grandma got her out of there in one of the most Floridian ways possible :D
I’m surprised with Florida’s literacy in this one. Charly and the Chocolate Factory AND Flat Stanley!? To think I was there when he couldn’t read.
Augustus Gloop… now that kid’s story gave me nightmares.
This one was a good one. Very much enjoyed it thank you.
Unbelievably good! The references! 🤣
Augustus! Disney lol and I read “Flat Stanley” almost 50 years ago! I don’t think I have EVER heard it referenced.
"They can try" so true. Literally me
"Damn love and acceptance be strong as hell" 😂😂😂 😂😂😂
First time I can agree with Texas on something, and it's about chili on spaghetti....
Hey Ben, I love the vids and keep it up. I had an idea for a video for you, it was over 100° in Michigan the other day maybe make a video about Michigan being hot and Florida making fun of him
This is accurate, it was only like 93 here (felt warmer) and I was dying walking to the mail box
🤣
"Well, it's not one of mine."
*"One of your what?"*
Florida always cracks me up
I'm glad you find them funny, because they scare the BeJesus outta me!
Every single part of this was spot on 🤣
the idaho thing is sus as hell. they're still all in riot gear sitting, with NONE of their masks taken off for identification. The fact they where identically dressed is also sus.
No it's not the "false flag" FBI memo said.
Casual Friday Attire
Hey guys, just slept during a weather emergency over her in Indy!
Same from Southern Illinois
Appreciate the Stanley cup mention))
Why do I feel this is the best way to get the news?
CONGRATS ON 500K!!!
As someone from Houston, I actually want to see your viewpoint between Houston, Dallas, Austin, San Antonio, El Paso, Texas City, Corpus Christi, and Fort Worth. (Because it would be a similar to what your already doing.)
As someone who lives right outside of Houston, this would be awesome
@@emberandfriendsanimations2454 I can see us arguing with Dallas now.
Man, nobody wants to recognize us Amarillo folk 😂😂😂
People only care about 3 of those.
@@NikiKay13 I could have added Lubbock as well. But it's not up to me how deep he wants to go.
Hi
Edit most of this was just chaos and I love it