Table News: Subway, Slides & STRIKES!
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- čas přidán 29. 08. 2022
- Well, there's a snake in my boot. What would be in your states boot? Comment down below!
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As soon as everyone in the South heard that they were striking because they didn't have AC support instantly shifted to the teacher's side.
Just love how everyone there agrees not giving people AC is terrible, it’s good to know it’s a universals constant that AC is useful as hell to everyone lol
This would have been a perfect place for California to agree with Florida and Texas again and make them all question themselves
When even Florida agrees something is messed up, you know you're in trouble.
Now I’m going to have “Dem Bones” in my head for the rest of the night. Thanks, Ben…
Something that amuses me greatly with these skits is the necessity for a vast collection of sports team (and other state-specific) shirts and hats. Ben must have a closet dedicated to them all or something.
Looks like yer healing up pretty good. These sketches are pretty elaborate plus you been doing stand up. I’d tell you to take it easy but I’m gonna guess you won’t. God Bless y’all.
As someone from Ohio that went to schools without A/C or Heating and has a mother who is a teacher that has worked at schools w/o A/C, Lets Get These Teachers Some A/C!!!
Love how NY's polio problem is TX's fault
Anyone who has ever spent 5 minutes in the south understands why we like air conditioning, and also how stupid tough our great grandparents must have been living here without it.
No AC is a death sentence in places like Texas. One of the big culture shocks when in the UK was no AC and this was before the heat wave.
You know you done [TECHNICAL GLITCH]ed up when
Ben, I think I remember you saying you have ADHD (I do too) so I thought you might appreciate this: I got a couple of subway sandwiches last night, I usually save one for the next day and put it in the fridge, when Florida said "subway" I was like "...hang on, was it last night I had Subw- OMG I DIDN'T PUT MY LEFTOVER ONE IN THE FRIDGE"
I was genuinely surprised when I found out that the teachers were going on strike in Ohio partly because they don’t have AC because in my town only 2 out of 7 schools have AC, that being a elementary school and a high school.
"Now I have to go figure out a way to bribe him"
The A/C bit has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
I love how everyone isn’t getting the fact that there was a boot with only a foot in it.
No AC?!?!? I'm a sadist from Florida and I'm over here like wtf?! That's some real torture there!
Can confirm, the rural parts of New York (especially most the North Country, Finger Lakes, parts of the Catskills and Adirondacks and the Southern Tier) can be as conservative as stereotypical Texas.
My old school tried that one with the AC saying the kids didn’t need the “chillers on” the board really thought they’d be supported lmao