Breaking the Map with a Long France (EU4)

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  • Breaking the map in EU4 with a big, beautiful, Brittany France.
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  • @laurivalkila9270
    @laurivalkila9270 Před 5 lety +3119

    Therapist: Long France doesn’t exist, you don’t have to be worried
    Long France:

    • @klake5375
      @klake5375 Před 5 lety +62

      It can't hurt you*

    • @laurivalkila9270
      @laurivalkila9270 Před 5 lety +9

      morrocoball takeover i didn’t remember how the meme went 😔

    • @haris6772
      @haris6772 Před 5 lety +4

      DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT

    • @klake5375
      @klake5375 Před 5 lety +1

      @@laurivalkila9270 You could edit it if you want

    • @jamdragon4936
      @jamdragon4936 Před 5 lety

      @@Debre. ha, ha very funny

  • @pykeproductions
    @pykeproductions Před 5 lety +1270

    I love it, the provinces are just random Breton words. Cheese, Sausage, the verb 'to go', Trashbin

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 5 lety +67

      Breton as in Celtic Breton? I'm surprised anyone speaks it anymore (it's kinda the same deal with all Celtic languages, they are endangered)

    • @sergentmaso
      @sergentmaso Před 5 lety +83

      @@deltoroperdedor3166 actually, it is pretty common that in France the regional languages are teached. I Don't know specifically about Breton, but I know my little cousins learn occitan in primary, and I have some other cousins that learnt basque.

    • @karlmuller4764
      @karlmuller4764 Před 5 lety +15

      @@sergentmaso I always thought it was tried to extinct Occitan?

    • @viktorkardell9366
      @viktorkardell9366 Před 5 lety +48

      @@deltoroperdedor3166 Breton has around 100 000 speakers, but is at severe risk becuase there are no majority communities and almost all speakers are above 65 . The only Celtic language with any decent chance of survival is Welsh, sadly. Please lear them if you live somewhere that they are apoken, they're wonderful languages/A Scottish Gaelic speaker and Celtic student

    • @viktorkardell9366
      @viktorkardell9366 Před 5 lety +23

      @@sergentmaso Breton can be taken as an option in some schools, not much more than that. it's really bad.

  • @aurel724
    @aurel724 Před 5 lety +2568

    they call paris the city of love for a reason.

    • @BloodRider1914
      @BloodRider1914 Před 5 lety +44

      I just want them to show me what love is

    • @eliczek6142
      @eliczek6142 Před 5 lety +21

      And they burned something that the real france wouldn't never forget but they are pussies and says the burning was an accident.

    • @salamisandwichs6093
      @salamisandwichs6093 Před 5 lety +10

      Im not sure if you mean what i mean

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw Před 5 lety +11

      *The Chainsmokers want to know your location*

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 Před 5 lety +7

      *The 1975 would like to know your location *

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 5 lety +504

    The Maginot Line that France deserved. One long Brittany

  • @Lorand0O
    @Lorand0O Před 5 lety +1475

    Nobody:
    Drew Durnil: L O N G F R A N C E

  • @bonecanoe86
    @bonecanoe86 Před 5 lety +385

    You've basically turned Europe into the head of a giant galloping unicorn.

  • @GoblinKoboldGaming
    @GoblinKoboldGaming Před 5 lety +672

    I was hoping to see U and Wu form an alliance... the UWu alliance.

    • @hotsauce4218
      @hotsauce4218 Před 5 lety +20

      No

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 5 lety +34

      Pls delet this and your account!

    • @notpot6886
      @notpot6886 Před 5 lety +3

      Nope

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 Před 5 lety +46

      YES
      Together the might of U and the tactics of Wu should bring the universe to it’s heels

    • @vitorleite3095
      @vitorleite3095 Před 5 lety +14

      Its actually happened in one of my games but Jan Mayen ended that beautiful alliance :/

  • @jsmalls4985
    @jsmalls4985 Před 5 lety +550

    “This might not be the mod we needed, but its definitely the one we deserved”
    Drew durnil, 2019, talking about dongs

    • @Rattler04
      @Rattler04 Před 5 lety

      J Smalls i dont like that you have the same initials as me

    • @jsmalls4985
      @jsmalls4985 Před 5 lety

      J S me neither🤨

    • @Rattler04
      @Rattler04 Před 5 lety

      J Smalls so it shall be

    • @jbdbibbaerman8071
      @jbdbibbaerman8071 Před 5 lety

      @@Rattler04 Somebody's sensitive about being reminded that the "S" in their name stands for small.

    • @Rattler04
      @Rattler04 Před 5 lety

      JBDBIB Baerman BUT ITS MY NOT HES

  • @eldaxeruskalocraw4213
    @eldaxeruskalocraw4213 Před 5 lety +245

    9:00 "Knights' Niger". I don't know why, but something about the wording seems weird...

    • @qwertyrainetmir7743
      @qwertyrainetmir7743 Před 4 lety +15

      Knights of the African American

    • @BeryAb
      @BeryAb Před 4 lety

      I don't get it.

    • @JPL454
      @JPL454 Před 4 lety +4

      @Danzard That's true...but it's suposed to be a joke...

    • @BeryAb
      @BeryAb Před 4 lety

      @@bottlesaregreat_6081 no shit

    • @chrislfc2317
      @chrislfc2317 Před 3 lety

      @Danzard everyone knows but it juat sound weird

  • @SC-jq9og
    @SC-jq9og Před 5 lety +136

    "a Long France"
    SCREAMS IN BRETON

  • @FlamingtacoXd
    @FlamingtacoXd Před 5 lety +68

    The Timerids broke apart into Persia and Afghanistan, and Afghanistan reformed the Timmerids. Perfectly Balanced as all things should be...

  • @DarthSebastian
    @DarthSebastian Před 5 lety +223

    Meanwhile in ww2
    So mein fuhrer... Will the Atlantic wall spread THAT FAR

  • @duwang8499
    @duwang8499 Před 5 lety +83

    Nobody:
    Britanny: *E X P A N D D O N G*

    • @suta-car1285
      @suta-car1285 Před 4 lety

      Dᛞ Uᚢ Wᚹ Aᚨ Nᚾ Gᚷ They say florida is the dong of america, if thats the case THIS video will douse their ego, until they realise its a parallel earth or should i say Parallol

  • @nirutivan9811
    @nirutivan9811 Před 5 lety +26

    5:38 I love how Denmark is just called Verden 😂
    „Verden“ is a norwegian and danish word and means „the world“

  • @castsmith6783
    @castsmith6783 Před 5 lety +134

    france: WE GONNA BUILD A WALL AROUND THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AND WE GONNA MAKE TH BRITTANY PAY FOR THE WALL

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed Před 5 lety +459

    France may be long but it ain't as long as their Maginot.

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 Před 5 lety +16

      When the french decided to maginot the entire atlantic

    • @lucienaras8009
      @lucienaras8009 Před 5 lety +3

      For many french it was probably no long enough

    • @aaronfarmer6317
      @aaronfarmer6317 Před 5 lety

      Que that one guy
      AcTuAlLy, ThE mAgInOt WaS mUcH sMaLlEr blah blah blah

  • @CT--gs1wj
    @CT--gs1wj Před 5 lety +323

    It may sound ironic, but do Long Dong Japan next...
    Across the pacific

  • @randommemesweekly4417
    @randommemesweekly4417 Před 5 lety +72

    1940s: we'll have flying cars in the future!
    2019: long france

  • @TheOzelot11
    @TheOzelot11 Před 5 lety +66

    Make a mod where all the islands of the pacific are in the atlantic.

    • @vinny9868
      @vinny9868 Před 5 lety +9

      Swap the Pacific islands with the Caribbean?

  • @auhbean6572
    @auhbean6572 Před 5 lety +23

    7:16
    Me:U IS STILL ALIVE
    Drew:Alodia has a trading colony
    Me:*Visible confusion*

  • @ZerpPickleZiP
    @ZerpPickleZiP Před 5 lety +15

    Thanks for the arrow would have never found Briteany without it.

  • @derekskelton4187
    @derekskelton4187 Před 5 lety +24

    Somehow this AI found a way to make the HRE even less Holy than ever before. It was never Roman, so that part is the same

    • @anonymeroverlord
      @anonymeroverlord Před 3 lety

      It was Roman when Rome was still part of the HRE

    • @firebreath3926
      @firebreath3926 Před 3 lety

      @@anonymeroverlord was still? It was getting conquered for a time but not started with it or ended. In the end its germany n not rom

  • @volcelraptor3983
    @volcelraptor3983 Před 5 lety +7

    A fort right at the tip? I guess it's his Fortskin.

  • @karmo1629
    @karmo1629 Před 5 lety +21

    France is extending. So it's the opposite of ramblers hairline.

  • @SylvainsRamblings
    @SylvainsRamblings Před 5 lety +67

    Of course only the gods of old would do something like this, *DAMMIT HERMES!*

  • @notidu56
    @notidu56 Před 5 lety +6

    As a frenchman from Britanny, i don't know if i should be happy or horrified

  • @seppoleonvervloet132
    @seppoleonvervloet132 Před 5 lety +25

    When are you finally doing the Franco-Franco union, France combined with Spain with franco in power

  • @Holsp
    @Holsp Před 5 lety +10

    1:33 they got a new Provence! *Bada dsum*

  • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870

    If Spain and Portugal get beaten too much they will often not colonize anything.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Před 3 lety

      But even then, why didn't anyone else set up South American colonies?

  • @RealClutchMcGee
    @RealClutchMcGee Před 5 lety +14

    Oh yes the great empire of U

  • @townespotter3995
    @townespotter3995 Před 5 lety +27

    eventually someone's going to eat that baguette...

  • @X_A_ic
    @X_A_ic Před 5 lety +6

    Nobody:
    Nobody in the world:
    Nobody in the universe:
    Not a single living cell:
    Lets give France a giant Ding Dong

  • @musa4539
    @musa4539 Před 5 lety +6

    Guinness World Records 1444 longest baguette ever created on the face of the Earth.

  • @justsomeone6946
    @justsomeone6946 Před 5 lety +6

    When someone is part French and find out about long France
    *this... this does put a smile on my face*

  • @tkx123456
    @tkx123456 Před 5 lety +1

    The great lost land bridge that first brought humans to America, no not the Bering strait

  • @paolherledan4917
    @paolherledan4917 Před 5 lety +3

    Long BRITANNY, not long france.

  • @juanmartindesantiago881
    @juanmartindesantiago881 Před 5 lety +10

    A great idea might be to turn Portugal or Spain into an island.
    Like if you want to see that video

  • @obamajoker7166
    @obamajoker7166 Před 5 lety +17

    Flathead drew isnt real, he cant hurt you
    Flathead drew: 3:45

  • @Colon-D...
    @Colon-D... Před 5 lety +2

    when brittany takes all of canada before you can
    *Sad rule britannia noises*

  • @AllCanadiaReject
    @AllCanadiaReject Před 5 lety +4

    I love that Drew's new Canada meme is how badass our war history is.

  • @newabyssinianmapping5310
    @newabyssinianmapping5310 Před 5 lety +5

    Ladies & Gentlemen, give it up for Big, Long, & Beautiful Brittany!

  • @kingdeespadas
    @kingdeespadas Před 5 lety +1

    Pee Pee Island: *exists*
    France: Hold my beer

  • @seiban8455
    @seiban8455 Před 5 lety +2

    Turns out Bigger, Longer Brittany makes the world awesome. Like, unique nations doing well, Mingsplosion, unique colonizers. 11/10, would live in world with Thicc Brittany.

  • @-gemberkoekje-5547
    @-gemberkoekje-5547 Před 5 lety +29

    Lol, U is the formal version of you in Dutch

  • @Marconius6
    @Marconius6 Před 5 lety +5

    Every knows, that France has a no--OH MY GOD

  • @arandomdude695
    @arandomdude695 Před 2 lety +2

    6:37 to the southeast of DALI is YUE

  • @Supergforce777
    @Supergforce777 Před 5 lety +2

    World: no abrahamic faiths
    Crusading knights: hold my goblet

    • @TheNecropolis20
      @TheNecropolis20 Před 4 lety

      World: no Abrahamic faiths
      Crusading Knights: Its free real estate.

  • @sovietrussianguy5120
    @sovietrussianguy5120 Před 5 lety +11

    How really d-day happend usa Canada landing in the middle of the ocean and that is how usa and Canada got there glory of ww2 taking britany

  • @LucaRs-ev6to
    @LucaRs-ev6to Před 5 lety +30

    No one:
    absolutely no one :
    Drew: breaking the map with a long France

  • @walid7084
    @walid7084 Před 5 lety

    Psychologist: Long France doesn't exist, it can't hurt you
    Long France:

  • @thomasdoran2530
    @thomasdoran2530 Před 5 lety

    Literally anything happens:
    Drew:WOW ITS THEIR BEST GAME EVER

  • @blipblop7895
    @blipblop7895 Před 5 lety +3

    You complimenting Canada filled my syrup heart with joy

  • @periklisgermanos6488
    @periklisgermanos6488 Před 5 lety +16

    It is as long as Rambler's hairline

  • @staticspark_
    @staticspark_ Před 3 lety

    Canada and the Shawnee is literally that SpongeBob meme. "Get out of here you moochers. That's right, keep moving. Except you. You stay."

  • @boratrules1641
    @boratrules1641 Před 3 lety +1

    0:24 All the other modders, better run, better run, outrun my brittany
    All the other modders better, better run, faster than my long France map
    Drew cover on pumped up kicks

  • @cd1051
    @cd1051 Před 5 lety +3

    Vive la Bretagne, we really need to teach drew how to pronounce Breton

  • @CallingSkoot
    @CallingSkoot Před 5 lety +5

    In case U are confused about U, here’s some context. Well U see,
    U used to be one part of U-Tsang, however in some patch they separated the two and it become U and Tsang. U has become a bit of a new kind of Ulm meme recently.
    You can imagine the amount of jokes you could make with this country name.
    Most of them are No U. Also, U historically is actually Ü

  • @Gamer-is6ew
    @Gamer-is6ew Před 5 lety

    Therapist: Size doesn't matter
    Brittany: So what?

  • @andrewpriestleyxyz
    @andrewpriestleyxyz Před 5 lety

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Not a single crusader:
    Drew Dernil: *Long France*

  • @Pijonovicz
    @Pijonovicz Před 5 lety +4

    [*] *U* Kingdom? Empire? Repub- I don't know

  • @milesdoesstuff70
    @milesdoesstuff70 Před 5 lety +5

    that france is almost as long as my
    love for jesus

  • @camacaron06
    @camacaron06 Před 5 lety

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Drew Durnil: Let’s make France really long

  • @tommiehoudini146
    @tommiehoudini146 Před 5 lety

    Nice to see that France has more land to retreat to and eventually surrender in

  • @zack4915
    @zack4915 Před 5 lety +3

    Btw
    Memelland: *exists*
    Burgenland aka Őrvidék: *nothing because it doesnt exist*

  • @ryanmurray6447
    @ryanmurray6447 Před 5 lety +3

    Long unlike the time it took them to surrender?

  • @dwightschrute992
    @dwightschrute992 Před 3 lety

    I walk out of my bedroom and the first thing my parents hear is:
    I imagine the big blue blob is gonna want to get their big donger back

  • @alexisdiego5642
    @alexisdiego5642 Před 5 lety

    This was one of the best EU4 Games I´ve ever seen

  • @drogobartholy5532
    @drogobartholy5532 Před 5 lety +5

    You should bring the Russian Empire too WW2 . See how they reacts agaisnt the Nazis ! The Russian Empire with their 1910 borders .

    • @firebreath3926
      @firebreath3926 Před 3 lety

      Should male a match with only spring or fall wheather or even summer. Lets see how often russis get besten. By france by germany...maybe even poland xd

  • @sunonaro
    @sunonaro Před 5 lety +3

    drew: nothing interesting ever happens in south america
    south america: fine then i guess ill just sit here and do nothing
    drew: wtf south america?

  • @fads90
    @fads90 Před 5 lety

    You've seen Huey Long Dong in Kaiserreich, now prepare for King Louis Longdong in EU4.

  • @paweandonisgawralidisdobrz2522

    Now they have a LOT more to retreat to.

  • @damias888
    @damias888 Před 5 lety +4

    Will you make the "no Balkan mod"

  • @foolroblox3231
    @foolroblox3231 Před 4 lety +3

    3:04 Wow Drew is bald

  • @Drax514
    @Drax514 Před 5 lety

    Love the videos man, I really hope you do some more Stellaris!

  • @JeanLucasHeinsen
    @JeanLucasHeinsen Před 5 lety

    This is actually pretty reaslistic when it comes to Brazil... Well done!

  • @fachrielfayyadhharinahasan1942

    The Easiest way to colonize the Americas, thx Drew for telling us after 500 years!

  • @equalibrium7037
    @equalibrium7037 Před 5 lety +5

    3:23 don’t expose the secret meta country like that

  • @inq.zeketer1964
    @inq.zeketer1964 Před 5 lety +1

    >Brittany
    >France
    *angry Breton noises*

  • @cuchulainn7937
    @cuchulainn7937 Před 5 lety +1

    We now need Cornwall to extend and the Yucatán to go long.

  • @ywiedie6971
    @ywiedie6971 Před 5 lety +8

    Whatevenismylive wants to know your location'-'

  • @romanancer3258
    @romanancer3258 Před 5 lety +6

    Wish you were my history teacher

    • @KolaTheGamer
      @KolaTheGamer Před 5 lety +1

      Wouldn't be able to teach you anything lol

  • @juancarlisho
    @juancarlisho Před 5 lety

    France: my mom said i could be whatever i want, so i decided to be a unicorn
    *exhales*

  • @James_Wisniewski
    @James_Wisniewski Před 5 lety

    I kinda want to see what would happen if you had Long Italy where it just keeps going until it blocks Europe off from the Atlantic Ocean completely.

  • @vllai5785
    @vllai5785 Před 5 lety +4

    Can you make a video when Kosovo got their independenc in 1936

  • @Jefrings
    @Jefrings Před 5 lety +5

    Wait a minute...
    isn't France supposed to be a woman?

  • @EvilParagon4
    @EvilParagon4 Před 5 lety

    I wish this scenario featured north europe being in like a permanent winter.

  • @tyvo5690
    @tyvo5690 Před 5 lety

    Drew: 6:37
    My Heart: *Explodes*

  • @fzzy5739
    @fzzy5739 Před 5 lety +3

    “i’m kinda offended for you guys”
    thats such a white thing to say

  • @yorneustein7851
    @yorneustein7851 Před 5 lety +3

    I think this will be a long episode ... 🙃

  • @anor_naur
    @anor_naur Před 5 lety

    The Knights had the flag of the Order of Malta (Knights Hospitaller). It seems like the Crusaders have achieved their goals taking the Middle East, southern Anatolia, Egypt and Niger for some reason.

  • @tarek5833
    @tarek5833 Před 5 lety

    Lol this is gold. long Baguette is perfect

  • @sanfrandartgun6614
    @sanfrandartgun6614 Před 5 lety

    Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we needed.

  • @Quanbe77
    @Quanbe77 Před 5 lety

    LMAO The Knights has gones crazy with a DEUS VULT INTENSIFIES Time

  • @obiwankenobi4252
    @obiwankenobi4252 Před 5 lety

    As soon as I saw this mod on the workshop I knew that you were gonna make a video out of it

  • @WERTYUIO821
    @WERTYUIO821 Před 5 lety +1

    4:00
    "They got a pretty big advantage over here"
    That's what she said

  • @maxence108
    @maxence108 Před 4 lety +2

    As a breton I’m extremely amused by this. Thank you very much mister Durnil!!!
    Subscribed

  • @Megasmithy2001
    @Megasmithy2001 Před 5 lety

    You should do more of these EU4 videos.

  • @godofwarhammer7655
    @godofwarhammer7655 Před 5 lety +1

    The Knights had there Crusade

  • @xano2921
    @xano2921 Před 3 lety

    9:48 shawnee like a melody in my head

  • @greyjay9492
    @greyjay9492 Před 5 lety +2

    3:29 U” gotta be joking”
    I see what you did there