r/Entitledparents Smug Parent Gets CHOKED OUT by Martial Arts Master!
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r/Entitledparents What happens when a drunk, douchebag entitled father tries to pick a fight with a martial arts master? Well, prettty much exactly what you expect: the MMA guy puts the entitled parent in a choke hold and it's nighty night. Then the police get called, and it's straight to jail! If you like this story, hit the subscribe button for more funny Reddit videos!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Roses are red
violets or blue
if you enjoy my content
make the like button blue
No
Yes
I aready did XD
No
You can't make me! I'm going to tell my Mom!
*âOrangutan in lipstickâ* That was the best thing Iâve heard in a while
I laughed off and on for a full 10 minutes over that one description
Your poor vocals.
was there ever an update?
Oof how do you know what I look like lmao?!
I died laughing
RSlash: âIt was raining cats and dogs-â
Puppy: âME. I AM DOG.â
HELLO. YES, THIS IS DOG
If he named the dog Karen, the interruptions would be even worse. đ
Caroline I laugh at this
Karenified dog D:
Is this the krusty crab? NO THIS IS PUPPY
"I'm going to get drunk, pick a fight with a martial arts teacher then threaten him with murder" *gets put in a choke hold, thrown in jail and all child privileges stripped from him*
That is a block moment like that bua bua bua bua bua bua bua bua mark mark mark mark mark Mac Mac
ya theres no way im believing that dum bass story XD
@@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681 I think the story is a classic case of seeing is believing.
Rslash trying to work: .......Dog: DAD DAD LOOK DAD DAD LOOK HEY HEY LOOK LOVE ME WOOOOOF
XD you made me laugh so hard XD
I'm pretty sure that's every dog when you're home that's just playful but then again I haven't had a dog in my home for years that I owned but I didn't know it's been like 2 years maybe 1 year I don't remember
Man I miss Lady (my dog)
I am in class and had to stifle a laugh
GIVE ME ATTENTION
"it was raining cats and dogs"
Dog: whimpers
"dog.."
Dog: whimpers again
Absolutely priceless. Man's best friend with perfect timing.
Underrated
CZcams gold
Ima say something real quick roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the 3rd ones for you (Iâm telling you this cuz you can tell a this to a Karen)
My puppy just became a fan of the puppy bloopers. Big arf arf hello to Yugo from Oakley!!
rSlash: Today, it was raining cats and dogs-
Yugo: You rang?
@GamingWithRay forever_ rslash's dog
Kayleigh Berger lol thought you were gonna get wooshed
@GamingWithRay forever_ Yeah, he has a Portuguese Water Dog that's less than a year old. He shows him on a few of the earlier videos.
666 likes. AND A TROLL FACE WOWIE THIS IS AMAZING!
are they extra crispy
Rslash: It was raining cats and dogs-
Puppy: Itâs showtime.
Ah, the security camera- truly, the bane of the wild Karen.
Karens: exist
Security cameras: im about to end this b*tches whole career.
Bruh
Thank you I was thinking this
Karen's are attracted to security cameras like moths to my porch light.
Hi Alistair. When will the next episode of Hazbin Hotel come out?
@@TheSlimCognito this is more true than I thought after watching a few of these videos. I just want as someone to call the entitled mother a karen in a 911 call lol
Karen: *keys car*
Also Karen to police: HE ATTACKED ME!!!
Camera:
*i donât think so*
Definitely agree and sub to you
Rewrite: camera: ArE yOu SuRe AbOuT tHaT!!!
Camera:
Iâm about to ruin this Karenâs whole life
Hahahaha
THAT FOOTAGE IS FAKE!!
Me: wondering who disliked this video
The 685 Mercedes Karen accounts disliking the video: he deserved it!
519
522 accounts.
WelL hE dEserVes iT
Bet it was that Karen on a Mercedes' alternate accounts
No 546
My favorite part of puppy bloopers is how fast he goes from sounding annoyed and irritated to just straight up playing with his puppy
When he barked back at his dog, my heart melted đâ€ïž
Haha
Same tbh
I was at max volume on earphones and my ears bled
Mango Juice what? How is that heartwarming
MaybeSo your profule pic for that comment is apropriate
OP: Is literally dying
Karen: "I'm gonna have to stop you right there."
karen:am about to ruin this mans whole *life*
Karen: *"I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"*
Karen:Why is he going first
Dr:he could die
Karen:so
Hammurabiâs code:Iâm about to end this Womanâs whole life
@@WysteriaASMR Hammurabi coming in clutch.
Op: I'm dying help me
Karen: STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
As a single mom I despise women who use the "mom" defense to get their way or try to guilt people into getting what they want.
"what can possibly go wrong?"
chocked out and sent to the slammer for 10 years for threatening to kill with a firearm!
That moron, I threatened a martial arts teacher with a gun. "Wait, why are you choke holding me?"
Part of the reason I like my job in security, I'm trained to redirect punches, you have no idea how satisfying it is to have a guy throw a punch you and direct it in to a wall so hard, they break their hand.
I literally died when the kid said âsupâ XD
Sup.
Sup.
Same
Sup
3:49 is the time stamp
Petition to Rslash to do 1 hour of subreddits at 2 mil subs
I approve
I also approve
I
I approve
I
Karen: This guy assaulted me!
Camera: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!?
Me: *happily laughing at r/slash puppybloopers*
The Doggo: *barks adorably*
My Big Overprotective Bull-terrier mix: *RUNS INTO MY ROOM BARKING HIS HEAD OFF*
Me: *starts shaking my head at him and chuckling telling him to not worry*
my dog wines every time there is puppy bloopers
Dude, my Dachsund literally slid down the tiled hall and ran into my room barking his head off.
my bulldog started wimpering when he realised theres no other dog (hes a sweetie and loves other dogs and animals) we got a cat after and they were partners in crime
@@chardannaywolfy6586 lol puppy bloopers part 2
All of your dogs are good boys
"Orangutan in Lipstick" is by far one of the best insults on a karen i've heard
Orangutans:Excuse me ,WHAT THE FREAK???
@@jacaredosvudu1638 Yeah, That's not nice to orangutans.
Orangutans are better than that
@@theautisticartist9370 damn, chill...
Don't insult the orangutans please.
Entitled parents: **exists**
Karma: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
Kung Fu Panda reference?
@@cj_abaddon7475 yep
@@htriK_en heh noice
Do I need to teach you this lesson again old man?
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđđđ Iâm dying from that!!
Karens: Trying to prove their stupid case
The cameras: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*
Lol nice đ
yes!
About the karen when she hit the guy with the jeep: if she has no money to feed her kids, how does she have the money to buy an expensive car like a mercedes?
She doesn't care about her kids, duh
Karen: has a mercedes
Also karen: "I cant afford feeding my children!"
Me an intellectual: sell mercedes
How do you think she bought it?
"Sorry, kids, but mummy deserves that Mercedes, so you'll just have to starve for the next decade."
"B-But mum... Johnny's dead and Susie is-"
"DON'T TALK BACK! NO WATER FOR YOU UNTIL DECEMBER!"
Sounds like a CPS situation.
Karen: NO SOUP FOR YOU
Also Iâd like to point out that Iâm seeing cupception with two profile pics.
ED in this video: "I've got my friends Smith and Wesson out in the truck"
me, an Australian: why did you leave your friends in the tr- oh guns...
Same
If you want, I can introduce you to them. I know Smith and Wesson both personally too, and so long as you can handle them, theyâll be your best best friend. Theyâre really great guys. I mean, when you shake their hands, theyâve got quite the GRIP.
Theyâre really...explosive guys too, though. They start every party with a BANG, drink whiskey by the BARREL, so you gotta be careful or you might be forced to RECOIL from them.
(I know itâs not a good context this ED said it in, which is why I emphasize the proper handling and being careful part)
I'm American and even I was confused. I'm like 'did op just give out their actual names?' It took me this comment to understand he meant guns
I didn't understand what was going on till I read this
Hahahaha I live in America and I thought thisđđđđ
Me: *sees the title*
Also me: Iâm so proud of you, Budo-Senpai.
this isn't akademi
Welcome to the martial arts club. What brings you here?
The entitled kid says âsup!â OMG IâM DYING!! đđđđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Itâs usually illegal to drive without insurance soooo she broke a law.
She could afford a brand new Mercedes C class, which costs around ÂŁ28k (about $35k) and couldn't be bothered to get Insurance.
Then she was crying that she couldn't afford to feed her kids? If she couldn't afford food, which has been artificially lowered in price by most western governments for decades by subsidising the agricultural and food manufacturing industries, how and why did she spend ÂŁ28k on a brand new car?
And the jeep won!
@@neilprice513 Her thinking is MOST illogical.
Mercedes-Benz Karen has no legal recourse through R / Reddit, and through R slash CZcams channel.
@@neilprice513 to flex
Update to the car story:
Turns out em had just gone off her bipolar meds after the death of her husband. Op felt all of the empathy feels and took a settlement and the em is getting a year of probation, community service, and mandatory counseling instead of jail time for the battery charge.
that is acutally a good ending, getting off bipolar meds can really fuck you up
I read this too, you mean the keying the car story, not the car crash story
sup.
I'm not surprised đ
That's good to hear!
This is why you shouldn't stop taking your psych meds without consulting your doctor first. It can really fuck your mind up, especially if you're on mood stabilizers or anti-psychotics. Bipolar sucks.
I hope I never meet the âorangutan in lipstickâ at my community college parking lot Bc parking there is literally THE WORST I was once almost an hour late to my class because of it
For all of you making poems here's mine:
Roses are red
That much is true
Violets are purple
NOT FREAKING BLUE
They are indeed purple
But one thing you've missed
The concept of "purple"
Didn't always exist
Some cultures lack names
For a color, you see
Hence good old Homer
And his "wine-dark sea"
A usage so quaint
A phrasing so old
For verses of romance
It's sheer freaking gold
So roses are red
Violets once were called blue
I'm hugely pedantic
But what else is new?
@@madaboutmarceline poetic as frick
Roses are red
I know this too
Maybe the person who wrote it
Is freaking coo-coo.
To quote Animaniacs:
To call something blue when it's not
We defile it
But aw, what the heck?
It's hard to rhyme "violet".
I love how in every puppy blooper he always says, "Dooggggg!"
ED: "SHE TOOK THE KIDS"
Martial arts teacher: "Calm down, sir"
*ED goes apeshit*
Martial arts teacher: "Sschh sschh schh... Only dreams now"
This is hands down the best comment
Martial arts teacher " you better stfu before i smack you the f**k up"
CIA Agent agreed
@@fiercechungus2989 thank you thank you
*choking out the dad, putting a finger to his lips*
"Ssshhh... I doctor now."
"Orangutan in lipstick" lol that was a good one ~gets the mental image of an actual lipstick wearing orangutan having a conniption fit in front of OP over a parking spot~ XD lol
My favorite part: "I'm getting back to work." "Nope, I'm not getting back to work." đ·(laughing under my mask) =^..^=
EM logic: Buys expensive car but can't feed her "angels"
Wow, Karen.
Mercedes ain't cheap
why she buys the Mercedes if she have financial trouble, she should know the risk expensive car without insurance..
*or pay insurance for at that*
yeah that ADDs are brutal
"My daughter is in pain and HE needs help right away"
10/10 logic right there
Oof
She or he? đ
Actually makes sense, she just spittin straight facts.
u not no how to say?
"we can settle this right now! I just need to go get my lead backup first, okay?"
@9:00 he ain't kidding. I hit a jeep with my mini coop (RIP Nigel), Jeep didn't even look touched (I think the back sensors had to be replaced) but my poor car was totaled. Only wreck that was my fault and I fully admitted it as I sobbed my "I'm so sorry~" to the lady. Lady was a fuckin saint, told me "it's okay sweety, don't cry, it's not a big deal, sit down." God bless her.
Did you fix the car? I hope you and them are doing well (:
>canât afford insurance
>canât afford to feed kids
>can afford mercedes
>can afford lawyer
hmmmmmmmm.jpg
Edit: 1,000 likes? Thanks everyone! :D
R/Therewasanattempt for that karen
Can also afford internet
Welcome to the American dream + stupid EM
@@seifgaming2015 And has spare time to browse the internet. Time that could've been spent working for more money. These people and their shenanigans LOL!
Take back the hmmmmmm
RSlash: My fans are counting on me.
Yugo: You fool, they're counting on me!
Kaleny Kilsa sup.
@@deeznutsarenice9027 ... Hello!
@@deeznutsarenice9027 bruh you keep commenting on everyone and just saying Sup wtf
Yes
As soon as the martial arts story started, I knew what was coming. I used to help the teachers during the little kids class in the academy that I went to, and there was A LOT or Karen mothers and grandmas. I even heard them talking bad about my younger brother, a friend of mine and me WHILE I WAS IN FRONT OF THEM (they thought I couldn't hear because of earphones with no music). It literally was like a Dance Moms but with martial arts, some of them asked me why I disciplined their kids (I totally had the right, I was like a teacher, older than them and ranked higher), I will never forget all those Karen types and entitled kids.
"Orangutans in lipstick" I lost my voice laughing
RSlash: âCats and dogs-â
Yugo: âR O O Fâ
Poochum
TaffyMatt sup.
cute doggo ;u;
NO Bork Bork
when i heard Appendicitis
i was like
âHope you got to the hospitalâ
*LITERALLY 2 SECONDS LATER*
When i heard appendicitis i just thought 'Bruh you need to get that sh*t fixed'
EK: Sup?
"That's not a baby"
Me: đđđ
Puppy bloopers are the best!đ„° Thanks for the giggles and smiles. đ
Karen in a hospital setting has "Liability" written all over it. That is one place you do not want to run into a Karen or an Entitled Parent. đ€Šââïž
Liability, attempted manslaughter or manslaughter if the guy dies... that woman was an idiot
Dog: bork bork BORK
R/slash: do you want a cuddle all cuddle you.
Me:awwww
Happy spud I read this comment at the exact time It happens in the video
*i'll
We had a guys come train at our academy for their intro session. This is his first day. Long story short, he had a similar ego and fought the teacher. Ive honestly never in my life seen someone get their ass beat like it was a damn video game
Yugo: *Bork!*
rSlash: dog stop! I need to work!
Also rSlash: *SMOOCH DA POOCH!!!*
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@FireIron 36 Hold up-
@FireIron 36 Wait a seco-
FireIron 36 that is either a dog eating an eggplant orrrrrrrrrrrr a dog is- OH GOD PLZ NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO
FireIron 36 đđđđđ
That dog is like screw your job! Play with me!
Smooch da Pooch! :-D
Semper Fidelis Coochie coochie como! :D
Iâm literally mimicking the entitled parents at home
16:39 the most wholesome shit Iâve ever seen
rSlash: 'it was raining cats and dogs... '
Yugo: DOG DOG I HEARD YOU SAY DOG HERE I AM I'M RIGHT HERE I'M GOOD BOY CUZ I PAY ATTENTION TO DADDY!
Rhiannon Reid I heard cats more though
@@hanunicat1648
You heard cats in the video?? I'm confused.
Rhiannon Reid I like cats more so I just listened to him say Cats đ±
@@hanunicat1648 Oooooh okay, I get you.
Doggo!
đ©
_Well, the years start coming and they donât stop coming._
honestly just hearing him interact with his puppy has made me fall in love đđđđ
Hahahaha puppy bloopers!!!
âToday it was raining cats and dogsâ
*Ruff ruff high squeal*
Hahaha yessss!!!
Wait, EMâs reading about EMâs? Is this how they learn their ways?
How dare you Say that
That the word EM will say
Joshua Jones sup.
prbly not. but interesting theories
Yugo: Bork
rSlash: Bork bork
Me: They are speaking the language of gods.
Hi Karen but are you a mean Karen
Or a nice one
Killing the horse that pulls the cart breaks Skyrim's intro
Not related but... Neato
Perfect timing
Rslash: raining cats and dogs
Yugo: WOOF
W oof
The karen dictionary :
_I NEED YOUR MANAGERRRR!
_MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY.......
_I NEED A REFUND
_I AM SUEEEIINNNGGGGGG!!!!!!
_I AM CALLING THE COPS!!!
U forgot how could u
_HOW DARE YOU
_GIVE ME THAT AS COMPENSATION
_WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO MAKE IT RIGHT?
Im making this into an esoteric language
_HOW DARE YOU_
Reply on my reply
When you rear end someone, you're at fault for failure to maintain control.
âOrangutan in lipstickâ
Me:đđđđđđ que the John cena music
Entitled Kid: "Sup?"
Reminds me of Cloudy With A Chance Meatballs đ€Ł
What is karen going to say, "take this post down or im going to sue you!" she doesn't even know his name and can't sue him for anything unless her name is actually Karen
She does know his name because they exchanged insurance information and it will also be on the police report. So, sure, she can file a case against him. Winning the case is whole different question.
@@MyFiddlePlayer I meant her name isn't mentioned so they can't sue them for that
anyone else hear him say 'i got my fans there counting on me'
he's doing this for us and he actually cares about the people who watch his videos
this guy is so sweet
OP: **Has the entire this is for the record speech in their head**
Also OP: This orangutan in lipstick...
Yugo thought you were seeing other pets and got jealous when you said cats and dogs, aww
Or he thought he would get some friends
IM A FLAMINGO FAN TO UwU
Still chill : )
*angry yugo noises*
Um flamico yes um big kiss from Felipe no he dead Marley and me d e a d
Whoever liked is vegitables hulk for real man
@@izaywolf6659 so I'm VEGETABLES HULK
Who else is trying to find Karen in the comments đ€Ł
Me
Me to
Guilty!
Me three
AI Fangs which Karen
14:32 Shoutout to Truro, the partner-citiy of my home city Leer (Germany)!! Have been there a while ago; Y'all got it quite cozy over there ;D
That poor kid. He was uncomfortable because he knew his dad was drunk.
R: âIâm getting back to work.â
Yugo: NO YOU ARE NOT
R: âI guess Iâm notâ đđ
Maria Goodman sup.
Ok boomer
Rslash: It was raining cats and *dogs*.
Yugo: **Who dares summon me?**
âWas released at 12:00 this afternoonâ
Speech 100
Yeah
when hugo started barking my dog went INSANE trying to figure out where it was coming from đ
rSlash: alright, I'm getting back to work
Yugo: no you're not
rSlash: I'm not getting back to work.
Yugo:nope.
Lol didnât know he also had a dog named Yugo lol
360 Entertainment he only has yugo
Lol Iâm saying I have a dog named Yugo too lol
360 Entertainment lol do you start all your comments with lol? Lol
7:25 Well now that's extortion, get her charged for that too.
Nicolas Hamel bruh I just read the pinned comment and this rhymes with it
Lord..! I had appendicitis..at the beginning of the school year, best way to skip EVER
(was inflamed, i was frigen dying TwT)
"no I can't play. I have to work. I can pet you for a few minutes but that's it." I feel like I have this conversation everyday
Owns a 50k dollar car: "mY kIDs wILI StArvE!"
Elijah Roush iLl HaVE tO FeEd ThEm THe MeTAl FrOM ThE CArrr
Anyone else thinking of that budget meme with like 5000 dollars on grape juice, "help my family is starving"
No one:
Not a single soul:
Yugo: Iâm about to ruin this whole mans video
As opposed to ruining a half-manâs video.
What do you mean ruin? He makes it better
Correction âIâm about to *save* this mans whole video
Better than ruining evenings.
I could have sworn it was Hugo this whole time...
"Orangutan in lipstick" left me in stitches.đđ
Is the dog named dog? If so that is adorable đ
Rslashâs dig is named Yugo-
No one:
Rslash: *the same exact chuckle after reading a story* Huh HEH
He recorded 10 variations and just randomly pickles one for each story.
And now that I re-read for typos, I decided to keep the typo. I was supposed to say "picks"
Plot twist: Mercedes Karen's name is actually Karen.
ohhhHHHHHHHH
That's not really a plot twist it's more of a expected reveal
that would make sense for a lawsuit
@@callumedlin960 Yeaaaa....
Mercedkaren.
Nothing was a worse idea than picking a fight with a martial artist.
EXCEPT MAYBE BEING A PUBLIC NUICANCE WHEN YOU'RE IN POSITION OF DRUGS WOW!
"orangutan in lipstick" priceless đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
RSlash: *Say dog*
Yugo: THAT'S ILLEGAL
Nguyen Duc Hung You mean the Yugo from wakfu?
Yugo is rslash's dog
Nguyen Duc Hung sup.
I honestly don't know who would be like
"Yo do you wanna fight me, there's no way you can beat me even though you are a martial arts master" You gotta be a real dum dum
In addition to being surrounded by more than just one instructor/master in one compact space where everyone can see you. That one was definitely a real dum dum.
The guy was drunk, he obviously wasn't thinking. at all
On top of being drunk, he was being demeaning. So he probably didn't take ANY of them as a threat.
Not just any martial art either. It's jujitsu, a grappling art that specialises in really compact spaces. It's better than karate and Tae Kwon do in that scenario. (Not dissing them, just that jujitsu is good for that.
maybe he thought that he was a martial artist himself and had mastered the drunken fist combat (naruto reference).
my favorite part is always the short humorous recaps you make after the stories
1:23 FINNALY!!! we have types of KARENS!
1) (almost) non Karen
2)small Karen
3)middle Karen
4)big Karen
5)huge Karen
6)mega Karen
7)ultra Karen
r/entitledpuppers?
rSlash: âIt was raining cats and dogs-â
Yugo: âExcuse me, did you just say CATS and dogs? Do guy know how OFFENSIVE that is? I will be suing you for all your chew toys!â
CJXD360 YT sup.
wasss sup.
doom slayer
Not much, you?
doom slayer
Seems like youâre replying to a lot of comments
indeed sup.
Suprisingly, my neighbors name is Karen, shes the nices person ive ever met. Only happens once in a thousand years
bloodhowler 27 my friends name is Karen and her brother is Kevin đđ
@@janani1826 I don't like where this is going unless it's another good wholesome Karen and her brother is not a mental klutz.
A nice Karen? They have written stories about those, but they seemed to be nothing more than a myth.
Yours the luckiest man alive
Tediz Ursa Karen is awesome and Kevin (I am aware this is not a good way of deciding whether he is smart or not and. Is quite subjective anfnnpt a great measure ) goes to a grammar skl
I like the puppy bloopers. It's cute and a great way to end the video đ
I come for the reddit storyâs I stay for the puppy at the end
10:12 .. how can she sue you if she has no money to feed her kids lol
Yes, because if she loses she would go bankrupt.
CAUGHT
how can she email op if her kids are on the streets any sane person would sell their computer to feed their kids
@@callumedlin960 IDK BUT I LIKE THE ONE WHERE SHE GOT BUSTED UP