Rusty Cage - The Fall of Simon Whistler

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  • @SmurmBreep
    @SmurmBreep Před 2 lety +1562

    What a lot of people don't realise is that whistler isn't even his real name. He added the W and the S to keep his cover.

  • @deadborg4
    @deadborg4 Před 2 lety +192

    Simon Whistler once crawled through my window and tried shoving earthworms into my eye sockets. That was a traumatic experience.

  • @gregoriomunoz4754
    @gregoriomunoz4754 Před 2 lety +769

    I can't believe he did what he did. Those poor school children, even the bus driver.

    • @kylegendreau1801
      @kylegendreau1801 Před 2 lety +25

      not the bus driver!!!!

    • @LadyWhinesalot
      @LadyWhinesalot Před 2 lety +9

      he did nothing. It looks like a feud will be seen between two CZcamsrs. It is still unclear what started the fight between the two big channels.
      In the song, Rusty seems to be saying that Simon's downfall has come and he will lose everything. The song seems to be expressing a bizarre hatred for Simon. It is still to be revealed why would he make such a song.

    • @gregoriomunoz4754
      @gregoriomunoz4754 Před 2 lety +33

      @@LadyWhinesalot Are you... Are you paraphrasing an article and trying to pass it as your own words and thoughts ? Get out of here, please leave.

    • @gregoriomunoz4754
      @gregoriomunoz4754 Před 2 lety +29

      @@LadyWhinesalot You did steal those words! Go on, get!
      We don't want any of your pro Simon propaganda around these here parts of the interwebs!

    • @LadyWhinesalot
      @LadyWhinesalot Před 2 lety +9

      @@gregoriomunoz4754 I can't post the link, it will be deleted. “The Rise and Fall of Simon Whistler” was first teased by Rusty through his twitter on April 4th, 2022, he would tweet saying
      I need to start some internet drama with a big creator" and would be released the the following day on his CZcams channel and Bandcamp.
      He would follow up this tweet saying
      considering dropping my simon whistler diss track tomorrow on the main channel
      And would once again tweet this time censoring the “o” in Simon and the “i” in Whistler
      considering dropping my Simn Whstler d*ss track tomorrow on the main channel
      On April 5th, 2022 at 3:09am Rusty would tweet
      The world will soon know about his internalized evil nature. They will know why his name is mud
      with the following image
      The song is about CZcamsr Simon Whistler who is known for making CZcams videos on historical topics that most would consider to be absurd. While the song implies Simon did something unforgiving he in reality has done nothing and adds to the comedic tone of the song

  • @crashed6510
    @crashed6510 Před 2 lety +767

    Finally, it's time others start to realize the truth about this man and his actions in the Balkans

    • @speckopath6288
      @speckopath6288 Před 2 lety +62

      Still can't believe he shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand

    • @chessdude184
      @chessdude184 Před 2 lety +1

      @@speckopath6288 I can't believe he ordered 3 million Germans into the Soviet Union on June 22nd, 1941

    • @greg_hammelson
      @greg_hammelson Před 2 lety +19

      His involvement on the great depression will never be forgotten

    • @terrorgaming459
      @terrorgaming459 Před 2 lety +1

      Hes an American properganda supporter who supported the invasion of iraq and Afghanistan glad hes fallen off

    • @hellsing9827
      @hellsing9827 Před 2 lety

      what happened?

  • @jerrymartin7019
    @jerrymartin7019 Před 2 lety +1152

    Frankly I think what Simon Whistler did at Hasbro HQ was entirely justified, not sure why so many are calling him a monster

    • @dalek--ck9oy
      @dalek--ck9oy Před 2 lety +60

      Even to the children!?!

    • @kirbles2035
      @kirbles2035 Před 2 lety +153

      @@dalek--ck9oy Especially the children.

    • @GatorMilk
      @GatorMilk Před 2 lety +30

      What about the Butcher of Hasbro?

    • @dickkickem6472
      @dickkickem6472 Před 2 lety +19

      @@GatorMilk the Bald Wolf?

    • @GatorMilk
      @GatorMilk Před 2 lety +32

      @@dickkickem6472 The man called Andy Racewarski. The standup comedian turned murderer. All those employees. All those happy families.

  • @peppercane622
    @peppercane622 Před 2 lety +669

    I can't believe Simon stood idly by and watched the Japanese strip the people of Nanking their humanity. Absolutely mortifying.

    • @rustycage
      @rustycage  Před 2 lety +298

      I heard he partook

    • @territhetankedupterrapin6592
      @territhetankedupterrapin6592 Před 2 lety +4

      What was he meant to do about it? Not like he has power over the Japanese.

    • @ammarstarcevic9464
      @ammarstarcevic9464 Před 2 lety +31

      @@territhetankedupterrapin6592 he should have spoken up. It's the moral thing to do

    • @willemroux321
      @willemroux321 Před 2 lety +2

      @@territhetankedupterrapin6592 doing nothing is worse than doing what you can no matter the significance of it

    • @ammarstarcevic9464
      @ammarstarcevic9464 Před 2 lety +1

      @@willemroux321 exactly, he should he have said something. Anything would help if he gave out information when it was needed

  • @xxDruwP13xx
    @xxDruwP13xx Před 2 lety +31

    "I was following orders" - Simon Whistler, probably.

  • @solidsalt3412
    @solidsalt3412 Před 2 lety +268

    He talked about history so much, and now he's a part of it. Poetic, really

  • @THE_BagelMan
    @THE_BagelMan Před 2 lety +850

    He deserves all the hate he’s been getting. Those poor orphans

    • @ImperiumofRat
      @ImperiumofRat Před 2 lety

      What do you expect him to do, always high on cocaine

    • @bini420
      @bini420 Před 2 lety +25

      please fucking explain. I don't understand a single thing. who is he? what he do?

    • @THE_BagelMan
      @THE_BagelMan Před 2 lety +114

      @@bini420 he makes educational videos, and he didn’t do anything, rusty cage just wanted to stir up some drama

    • @bini420
      @bini420 Před 2 lety +2

      @@THE_BagelMan cool

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma Před 2 lety +9

      @@THE_BagelMan It took me 3 days to find this comment.

  • @mrfahrenheit8417
    @mrfahrenheit8417 Před 2 lety +388

    honestly i was a longtime fan of his, and i believe in separating the art from the artist, but after what he did? bye bye simon

  • @justwhy7449
    @justwhy7449 Před 2 lety +537

    I can't believe Simon went to that school and did all those things. What a tragedy.

    • @thomasderouin72
      @thomasderouin72 Před 2 lety +20

      Did what? I can't find anything about it!!!

    • @sweedus420
      @sweedus420 Před 2 lety

      @@thomasderouin72 yah bc CZcams is covering it all up i meen i woude too if this hits the mainstream we are allllll royaly fuckt

    • @Runch78
      @Runch78 Před 2 lety +14

      literally, what a monster

    • @yungnazareth
      @yungnazareth Před 2 lety +26

      not only one school, but multiple. he needs to be stopped

    • @AbdAbdAbdAbd
      @AbdAbdAbdAbd Před 2 lety

      i saw him at my school, what a sick bastard.

  • @aubin521
    @aubin521 Před 2 lety +724

    Simon really let his fans down, he had everything and threw it all away. Thoughts and prayers for the victims 🙏❤️

    • @chewy99.
      @chewy99. Před 2 lety +36

      What the hell did Simon do?!

    • @sweedus420
      @sweedus420 Před 2 lety +98

      @@chewy99. that's the wrong question the better one is what didn't he do... So sad realy

    • @indiechic8385
      @indiechic8385 Před 2 lety +38

      I'm so confused, what did he do

    • @GarrettsGear
      @GarrettsGear Před 2 lety +30

      Never forget. Nobody deserved that.

    • @awetails
      @awetails Před 2 lety +26

      @@chewy99. how can you even ask that

  • @cmanlovespancakes
    @cmanlovespancakes Před 2 lety +107

    Who knew a simple voice actor could be so evil.

  • @snakey934Snakeybakey
    @snakey934Snakeybakey Před rokem +198

    When I first men Simon Whistler in in November of 1945, I thought that I had seen the darkest depths of humanity... But after accompanying him on his journey, he showed me a darkness, deeper still.

    • @RHCole
      @RHCole Před 7 měsíci +1

      Steve Rambo: Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
      Simon Whistler: Sorry for wut?

    • @user-tk1lf5hi6f
      @user-tk1lf5hi6f Před 4 měsíci

      how? by opening his butthole?

  • @xenodroid
    @xenodroid Před 2 lety +176

    I like how all of these comments are just confusion as to what the biographics guy did to warrant such a harrowing tune.

    • @benjytom7371
      @benjytom7371 Před 2 lety +39

      Dude, this is exactly it. I listened to this, and have been trying to figure it out for like 10 minutes now.

    • @Miller-jh2bg
      @Miller-jh2bg Před 2 lety +41

      @@benjytom7371 it’s literally all a goof lmao

    • @shinobix4925
      @shinobix4925 Před 2 lety +23

      @@Miller-jh2bg we've done been had

    • @my12spoonswithrose43
      @my12spoonswithrose43 Před 2 lety

      @@shinobix4925 what do you mean

    • @starspeedruns1581
      @starspeedruns1581 Před 2 lety +10

      @@my12spoonswithrose43 he didnt do anything, rusty is just trolling

  • @codynolove8850
    @codynolove8850 Před 2 lety +208

    I cant believe Simon did that, ive been sitting here speechless for half an hour tryng to process it.

    • @Jacks_Bad_Ideas
      @Jacks_Bad_Ideas Před 2 lety +15

      I'm still reeling and hour past, all the lives gone, just to dust

    • @LadyWhinesalot
      @LadyWhinesalot Před 2 lety +1

      @@Jacks_Bad_Ideas he did nothing. It looks like a feud will be seen between two CZcamsrs. It is still unclear what started the fight between the two big channels.
      In the song, Rusty seems to be saying that Simon's downfall has come and he will lose everything. The song seems to be expressing a bizarre hatred for Simon. It is still to be revealed why would he make such a song.

    • @josephmckay372
      @josephmckay372 Před 2 lety

      @@LadyWhinesalot What
      the fuck has Simon Whistler allergy done?

    • @LadyWhinesalot
      @LadyWhinesalot Před 2 lety

      @@josephmckay372 read the comments

    • @KawaiiKasai
      @KawaiiKasai Před 2 lety

      @Tea Bag ftw

  • @bawabrian
    @bawabrian Před 2 lety +135

    I am in complete awe. He was like a daughter to me. I really had high hopes. Didn't expect this from him..

    • @John-qy1rg
      @John-qy1rg Před 7 měsíci

      i clicked his video today by mistake and i started crying. youtube needs to take action

  • @kekistanimememan170
    @kekistanimememan170 Před 2 lety +33

    He doesn’t actually whistle but the bullets sure do.

  • @GryphonBrokewing
    @GryphonBrokewing Před 2 lety +38

    He got pretty bold when no one picked up the coded messages within "Biographics", so he became more overt in "Casual Criminalist". No one figured it out, so he must have thought that "Into the Shadows" would surely get us to twig to his dark secrets. Once we let it get as far as "Decoding the Unknown", he was basically confessing his crimes at that point *even though it's one of the rules*, Simon! One of your own rules! We're all complicit because we said nothing.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 Před 2 lety +5

      To be fair he was pretty open about it on Brain Blaze, but to be fair, Danny had to turn Callum into those Fray Bentos pie fillings to simply survive down there. Had the infidels not tunnelled into his lair, this would have been a long time coming out.

    • @BrickNewton
      @BrickNewton Před 2 lety +10

      His next channel will be called The crimes of Simon Whistler, as told by Simon Whistler

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 Před 2 lety +7

      @@BrickNewton And there will be many, many, many episodes....

  • @murgatroydfungus4352
    @murgatroydfungus4352 Před 2 lety +99

    Sure the kids were being rude, making fun of his bald head and all, but did he really have to let the bear loose on them? I live near the spot where this happened and the sidewalk still smells of blood and rotting flesh.

    • @rmwf8836
      @rmwf8836 Před rokem +10

      He was only following ancient tradition

    • @xenodroid
      @xenodroid Před rokem +9

      This is the biblically accurate and canon answer to what Simon Whistler really did.

    • @psychotropicstate
      @psychotropicstate Před rokem

      Go up thou bald head

    • @anthonybrakus5280
      @anthonybrakus5280 Před rokem

      "Hey baldhead, why don't you just go on up to that Mount and worship your God with your baldhead!"

    • @Weird0Productions
      @Weird0Productions Před 2 měsíci

      great reference

  • @nyr_Ea
    @nyr_Ea Před 2 lety +87

    You never know what's going on behind the scenes. I just wish he reached out to someone before it came to this.

    • @Tiger_Black
      @Tiger_Black Před 2 lety +2

      what happened???

    • @choppermonster2176
      @choppermonster2176 Před 2 lety +26

      @@Tiger_Black the list is beyond the youtube character limit

    • @Tiger_Black
      @Tiger_Black Před 2 lety +10

      @@choppermonster2176 took me a sec to realize the joke lmaoo

    • @someusername1452
      @someusername1452 Před 2 lety +12

      @@Tiger_Black Are you calling these tragedies a joke!?

    • @cunt666
      @cunt666 Před 2 lety

      @@someusername1452 maybe I am! maybe I think he was justified! those people deserved it!

  • @ods7579
    @ods7579 Před rokem +89

    I loved his content, but when I found out that EVERY SINGLE ONE of the allegations were true I was flabbergasted. To think that he got away with it again and again, right under everyone's noses is insane. Even with the ludicrous amount of DNA evidence he left behind with each of his victims, he still hasn't been brought to justice. I'm shocked to say the least.
    I'm glad you made this video to get the word out RC.
    Edit: Wow didn't think this comment would blow up! thanks for two likes!

    • @sollarr7885
      @sollarr7885 Před rokem +3

      Bruh there are 2 likes wym

    • @ods7579
      @ods7579 Před rokem +1

      @@sollarr7885 Okay I fixed it.

    • @ravakanin
      @ravakanin Před rokem +3

      its 12 now, You can unedit it.

    • @ods7579
      @ods7579 Před rokem +5

      @@ravakanin no.

    • @chaoticatmos1461
      @chaoticatmos1461 Před rokem +2

      What happened? What are the allegations? I'm quite confused and can't find any information.

  • @Navigatoroftartarus
    @Navigatoroftartarus Před 2 lety +602

    I have no idea who this guy is but this was a great song and good luck working on your album rusty hope all goes well

    • @michaelhisghman5540
      @michaelhisghman5540 Před 2 lety

      All I know is he's British so he shouldn't have rights

    • @captainfreight5206
      @captainfreight5206 Před 2 lety +61

      He’s got like 10 CZcams channels

    • @GoomerNotABoomer
      @GoomerNotABoomer Před 2 lety +35

      Todayifoundout

    • @toymangamer121
      @toymangamer121 Před 2 lety +189

      He is a micro celebrity on CZcams who is named Simon Whistler, he hosts "Today I Found Out" on youtube as well as many other channels
      He randomly confessed to grooming 3 boys from ages 9 to 14 on furry discord servers . He admitted to this while he was having a drunk meltdown in a discord call on April 4 2022.

    • @dershogun6396
      @dershogun6396 Před 2 lety +14

      @@toymangamer121 source?

  • @geralds1500
    @geralds1500 Před 2 lety +71

    I really can't believe Simon would do that to his own friend. Incredibly disturbing.

  • @thefutureisnowoldman7653
    @thefutureisnowoldman7653 Před 7 měsíci +7

    I understand eating one baby but 30 was too many

  • @patrickbateman9166
    @patrickbateman9166 Před 2 lety +164

    Rest in peace for all who lost their lives because of this man. My heart goes out to all that were affected. I cannot believe someone I thought to be a kind, caring man would turn out to show his true colours in such a way.

    • @shmello_
      @shmello_ Před 2 lety +12

      I also share my thoughts and prayers for the victims. 🙏🙏🙏 Truly Horrific.🙏🙏🙏

  • @MarbleThumbs
    @MarbleThumbs Před 3 měsíci +4

    He's been a menace, always kicking a football at my wall and diverting my electrical supply to his house.

  • @rustycage
    @rustycage  Před 2 lety +976

    honestly at this point if people are still this ignorant of the crimes, read a book and unsub from my channel

    • @xiamaramu1538
      @xiamaramu1538 Před 2 lety +66

      tried to watch one f his videos, he did not get to the point within 5 minutes and i blocked all his content. i have no clue about what he has done, i get my entertainment from you and a few technical channels, atheists and trash fire channels.

    • @Roperfield
      @Roperfield Před 2 lety

      @@garbagemice 🗿

    • @yosh8758
      @yosh8758 Před 2 lety +2

      of WHAT crimes? can you please tell us what the fuck you're talking about?

    • @SkittyBeeper
      @SkittyBeeper Před 2 lety +14

      @@garbagemice lmao.

    • @evilweevil58008
      @evilweevil58008 Před 2 lety +5

      @@xiamaramu1538 I have evidence of his plagarism

  • @antiisocial
    @antiisocial Před 11 měsíci +11

    I cant believe he started a whole CZcams channel just to pass along his words of wisdom to other criminals.

    • @personzorz
      @personzorz Před 11 měsíci +7

      He even published a leather bound volume explaining how to get away with crimes

    • @RHCole
      @RHCole Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​@@personzorzhuman leather?

    • @Steam_City
      @Steam_City Před 9 dny

      ​@@RHCole yes, made from the skin of children he Mol.....

  • @TheBabadook616
    @TheBabadook616 Před 11 měsíci +15

    Simon mentioned this track in "The Dark Purpose of Everyday Inventions" (Brain Blaze) and it cracked me tf up, so obviously I had to come back here and listen to this masterpiece (again) lol

  • @shamcoinc.853
    @shamcoinc.853 Před 2 lety +155

    Truly terrible what he did. I cried for at least an hour after hearing what he did. Prayers for all the victims

    • @darijus4094
      @darijus4094 Před 2 lety +4

      What did he do ?

    • @Maxikinz
      @Maxikinz Před 2 lety +1

      @@darijus4094 It's a joke

    • @Grueneaxiom
      @Grueneaxiom Před 2 lety +20

      @@Maxikinz I can't believe you'd say what he did was a joke?! Think about the children smh

    • @patrickbateman9166
      @patrickbateman9166 Před 2 lety +10

      @@darijus4094 its a really touchy subject. Best you don't ask. My heart goes out to all those who were affected.

    • @damotr
      @damotr Před 2 lety +7

      Why only for all victims under 33? What about rest of them?!

  • @natetheshocker7547
    @natetheshocker7547 Před 11 měsíci +4

    They finally found Danny's body in his basement. I don't know if I can live with this

  • @polygonalfortress
    @polygonalfortress Před 10 měsíci +5

    simon whistler orchestrating every known and recorded historical disaster

  • @wumaowumao
    @wumaowumao Před 5 měsíci +6

    The world will soon realise what he did on that island with that despicable man.

  • @nathanfenster3425
    @nathanfenster3425 Před 2 lety +40

    It's always sad to see one of your heroes become a villain...

  • @DrumWild
    @DrumWild Před 2 lety +21

    My old lady drove from Tennessee to far west Oregon in a moving van, and listened to NOTHING but Rusty Cage albums. She's pumped about your new album, and so am I. I got her hooked on you. The comic books are phenomenal [I have all of them], but looking forward to new music, no doubt.

  • @IvanAtYT
    @IvanAtYT Před rokem +28

    It's been a year and I still can't believe that he was capable of doing all that. Thoughts and prayers for the families of the victims.

  • @julian23561
    @julian23561 Před rokem +4

    How am I just hearing about this? Simon Whistler was part of the Beslan school siege! Absolutely unforgivable!

  • @baron_von_brunk
    @baron_von_brunk Před 2 lety +59

    Simon Whistler got on my nerves. He was screwing my day up. He tried to con my girlfriend out of $70.

    • @jerrymartin7019
      @jerrymartin7019 Před 2 lety +11

      I saw Simon Whistler at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
      The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
      When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    • @stixinst5791
      @stixinst5791 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jerrymartin7019 since he apearently has a teleportation machine his behaviour seems acceptable.
      Seriously though. What would he be doing in LA?

    • @winston6175
      @winston6175 Před 2 lety

      @@stixinst5791 😆 think this was an elaborate joke

    • @murgatroydfungus4352
      @murgatroydfungus4352 Před 2 lety +2

      @@stixinst5791 It is an old internet copypasta, where Ryan Gosling is the douche famous person instead of Simon. Internet Historian did a pretty funny photoshop style animation vid on it.

  • @HoopsAndDinoMan
    @HoopsAndDinoMan Před 2 lety +27

    This guy was my best friend. We used to drink vanilla Starbucks lattes while strolling through the park, before this sick and twisted world tore us both apart.

    • @GatorMilk
      @GatorMilk Před 2 lety

      Hey, hoops! Never thought I'd see you here!

  • @rquinn0111
    @rquinn0111 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Who's here because Simon mentioned this video on Brain Blaze? Lol!

  • @dreww8941
    @dreww8941 Před 2 lety +21

    I can still feel the chills when I saw the photo of him on Epstein island

  • @JootjeJ
    @JootjeJ Před 11 měsíci +5

    With a screwdriver of all things! They should lock that man in a basement somewhere!

  • @jzqxk8710
    @jzqxk8710 Před 2 lety +4

    I don't think we will ever know what he was thinking when he did it. It's probably for the better that we don't.

  • @arielganot1423
    @arielganot1423 Před 2 lety +5

    I can’t believe Simon Whistler murdered archduke Franz Ferdinand and blamed it on another guy

  • @CaptainWwowW
    @CaptainWwowW Před 2 lety +18

    His accusations were the only ones the made me go "o damn that's serious"

  • @NoTengoDinero69
    @NoTengoDinero69 Před 2 lety +4

    I can’t believe he boiled alive 65 kittens.

  • @rawesome1000
    @rawesome1000 Před 2 lety +12

    I broke down in tears listen to this song. The soothing strum patters coaxed the memories and tears right out. I pray that some day that man will know the swift unyielding letter of the law.

    • @djswaggot5109
      @djswaggot5109 Před 2 lety +3

      @Pepskenes He has 12 youtube channels where he talks about things no one cares about. He was power drifting through orphans initial d style

  • @espoire_
    @espoire_ Před 2 lety +4

    I guess that's why they call him Subway Simon, New York City has been shaken once again

  • @IntensiveCareSecondary
    @IntensiveCareSecondary Před rokem +7

    It makes me sick to my stomach thinking about what this man did.

  • @Francois39
    @Francois39 Před 10 měsíci +5

    R.I.P to those poor school children, they never saw the bus coming...

  • @aminor3049
    @aminor3049 Před 2 lety +13

    I was there, I'll never forget what he did. The flashbacks are merciless. I told my therapist and she said she can't help me. My friends haven't looked at me the same way since.

  • @christianmenard9033
    @christianmenard9033 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Pray for all those locked in this man's basement

  • @Aemirys
    @Aemirys Před 6 měsíci +3

    I think the most shocking thing about this video was seeing old Fact Boi WITHOUT a beard! LMAO

  • @thecrippledone3325
    @thecrippledone3325 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Those poor orphans, they had no chance against Simon

  • @memejeff
    @memejeff Před rokem +4

    Changing business blaze to brain blaze was a massive bummer. Danny is still in the basement

  • @mwadfb6196
    @mwadfb6196 Před rokem +11

    Every year on the anniversary of the genocide perpetuated by Simon Whistler I make a donation to the children's hospital just as an attempt to make up for what he's done.

  • @reikowallach2465
    @reikowallach2465 Před 2 lety +5

    HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

  • @timothypeterson4781
    @timothypeterson4781 Před rokem +2

    Simon's fall started with two words. "Horse armor."

  • @GeorgeTheDinoGuy
    @GeorgeTheDinoGuy Před 2 lety +4

    I cannot believe he did that to those women with a katana back in 1999

  • @ngcebomhlongo4950
    @ngcebomhlongo4950 Před rokem +18

    I am shocked! I did not expect this from Simon. We used to serve together in the Tasmanian army during the Great Emu War. He was a solid guy. Who would have known he was capable of doing such an evil thing.

    • @jamesbrown6020
      @jamesbrown6020 Před 10 měsíci +2

      The great emu war! Ha! Pretty good pretty funny

  • @jimathybindlenim6359
    @jimathybindlenim6359 Před 2 lety +6

    Didn't he direct that French movie cuties?
    Among other things he's done i always thought he had "that" look in his eyes

  • @t-housetv7580
    @t-housetv7580 Před rokem +3

    THOSE CHILDREN'S PARENT'S DESERVE ANSWERS, SIMON!!!

  • @Hunter_IRL
    @Hunter_IRL Před 2 lety +8

    Simon was the best of us, and then he goes and does something like this. I have no words.

  • @ViljanenMusic
    @ViljanenMusic Před 2 lety +3

    cant believe that man stole a tank and drove it through that kindergarden

  • @XMan_The_Great
    @XMan_The_Great Před 2 lety +32

    We won't forget about him and the countless crimes he has committed to those children.
    R.I.P to those affected ♥️

  • @RHCole
    @RHCole Před 11 měsíci +4

    The Blazement keeps it's secrets.

  • @-imperatorinsomnia-6163
    @-imperatorinsomnia-6163 Před rokem +8

    Came back after a year, words can't describe what Simon Whistler did.

  • @huebuckle8198
    @huebuckle8198 Před rokem +5

    He cant keep getting away with this!

    • @rc8s
      @rc8s Před rokem

      He can’t keep getting away with it!

  • @thegamingkaiser2874
    @thegamingkaiser2874 Před 2 lety +6

    Simon Wistler: outs himself
    Rusty Cage: "You know what, lemme make a catchy sad song in about a day."
    ngl you are extremely talented

  • @frustrateduser9933
    @frustrateduser9933 Před 2 lety +2

    We should have known that the "jokes" about keeping his writer chained up in the basement weren't jokes at all.

  • @mikehawke2374
    @mikehawke2374 Před 6 měsíci +2

    The fact that he managed to pin his crimes on Garth Brooks is astonishing.

  • @Seabass-fi9wg
    @Seabass-fi9wg Před 10 měsíci +3

    Saw Simon and the Whistlers performing at the blind pig in ‘08 you could tell the fame had introduced Simon to harder drugs and was slowly eating him alive, still I never once thought he’d go off like he did.

  • @ilajoie3
    @ilajoie3 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Simon only started The Casual Criminalist channel so that he could brag about his accomplishments

  • @Not_actually_a_commie
    @Not_actually_a_commie Před 2 lety +2

    I can still hear the screaming. Tomar would be proud

  • @WendigoPsycho
    @WendigoPsycho Před 3 měsíci +2

    I once met Simon Whistler at Walmart and he begged me not to tell people he shopped at Walmart and instead tell you guys he had committed some sort of atrocious act of genocide in front of me. I told him I would for an autograph and he declined.
    I refuse to lie for such a monster.

  • @SixManXV
    @SixManXV Před 2 lety +15

    "I wonder what happened to Simon Whistler?"
    "Maybe I can check the comments to find out"
    Everyone here is useless...

  • @Jolis_Parsec
    @Jolis_Parsec Před rokem +6

    Exactly what I needed to cheer me up after cleaning up my yard today. Thanks folks! 😂

  • @RHCole
    @RHCole Před 7 měsíci +2

    I can't believe this story you're telling me.
    It's M A C A B R E

  • @MarkFaraday
    @MarkFaraday Před 2 lety +2

    Bro I can’t believe what he did at the Pool, he lit water on fire somehow. I pray to the kids in that pool.

    • @thecodemachine
      @thecodemachine Před 2 lety

      Dude, that was after he removed the ladder from the pool so the kids couldn't get out.

  • @TheGCSummers
    @TheGCSummers Před 11 měsíci +4

    He's a kidnapper who forces his slaves to pump out content for him in his Prince of persia style basement of horrors! We haven't heard from eta in such a long time that I fear he is no longer with us 😢 #FreeDanny

  • @AemondHightower3679
    @AemondHightower3679 Před 2 lety +3

    Simon "Tel Aviv Terror" Whistler

  • @drbelanger73
    @drbelanger73 Před 3 měsíci +2

    troll on, under the bridge we shall dwell

  • @pandaandthegecko5480
    @pandaandthegecko5480 Před 2 lety +3

    his crimes in Yemen disguisted me, they were only 8 years old

  • @chefchef2249
    @chefchef2249 Před 2 lety +6

    It’s poetic really. He taught us about Serial killers only to become one.

  • @pinkythreat
    @pinkythreat Před rokem +4

    I knew his crimes in Cambodia would finally surface

  • @pegging640
    @pegging640 Před 2 lety +4

    I would love it if he just slipped a vsauce picture in.

  • @Cheezy_Bunz
    @Cheezy_Bunz Před 2 lety +7

    When Simon Whistler took down the North Tower I cried. Never Forget 🇺🇸!

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens Před rokem +9

    I kind of understand why he did it. What I don't understand is HOW?!

    • @rustycage
      @rustycage  Před rokem +12

      why do you think the case went cold? They ran out of explanations

  • @Mancyofsouls
    @Mancyofsouls Před 2 lety +4

    So many victims Not just the men, but the women and the children.

  • @lilykep
    @lilykep Před 3 měsíci +2

    Keeping writers in his basement. Such a horrific scene. They were eating radiator mushrooms. So sad.

  • @nathnathn
    @nathnathn Před 11 měsíci +5

    Sent here by simon whistler.
    He called the song great.

    • @memejeff
      @memejeff Před 9 měsíci

      u happen to you what episode?

  • @stemz7369
    @stemz7369 Před 2 lety +19

    I can't believe Simon whistler did this, he was my idle.

  • @ChickenLiver911
    @ChickenLiver911 Před rokem +3

    What this man did in Poland is unacceptable. All of those families killed for nothing.

  • @biggybro4124
    @biggybro4124 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I'm actually here FOR the simon crimes. It's a feature, not a bug.

  • @QTcuzlcan
    @QTcuzlcan Před 2 lety +9

    Being bald was his biggest sin.

  • @alabasterledge
    @alabasterledge Před rokem +8

    I like that you emphasize the impact that his actions (for lack of a better word) had on his friendships. We all know how Simon (the old Simon) valued friendship above all else. You could really see in his older videos that this is a man who loved and needed his fellow man. He thrived off of relationships, probably a bit too much (I think this was one cause of what happened). At the end of the day, I think losing his friends affects him more than all the consequences he has faced in terms of fame and money.
    That's the saddest part of all this.
    Edit: OK chill out. OBVIOUSLY the saddest part of all this is the victims. Simon is a tragic figure but that does not mean I am on his side. He deserves what's happened to him. But that doesn't mean I can't find it sad. Still, my sympathies go out much more strongly to all the victims.

    • @spoze171
      @spoze171 Před 11 měsíci

      What victims? What did he do?

    • @GJMEGA1
      @GJMEGA1 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@spoze171 It's a joke. Re-read all these comments again knowing that it's all just for shits and giggles and they become comedy gold.

  • @mackenziemoore5088
    @mackenziemoore5088 Před 2 lety +5

    I DONE CARE HOW MANY BUNNIES AND KINDER SURPRISE WERE INVOLVED, I WILL ALWAYS STAN THIS MAN!!

  • @alabasterledge
    @alabasterledge Před 5 měsíci +3

    2024 and he still walks free. I am done with this corrupt earth.

  • @zackzittel7683
    @zackzittel7683 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Simon killed my children. I called the police but they do nothing, I say to my wife “for justice we must see Don Corleone”