Caught Sneaking Into Stalin's Sanatorium!
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- čas přidán 30. 06. 2019
- ☭ Tskaltubo is an abandoned Soviet spa resort nestled up in the sub-tropical hills of Georgia. Off limits to everyone and patrolled by a security team it is not an easy place to gain access to. However I thought it was important to see such a place and imagine what it was that went on inside its lavishly decorated rooms.
Next video : Bald and Russian girl trying Georgia prison food 😌
Nice this one was posted like three videos ago
El Presidenté Belarussian girl.
Its what they deserve
"HOT Russian girl" he said it himself. The disrespect ...
@@AndyMcloone That's exactly my point, it's sad to see so many uneducated people.
Everyone on earth: "Spoon"
Bald and Bankrupt: "Soviet Spoon"
with ASMR mode ON
thats a junkie spoon.
@@karasurevolution5475 *soviet junkie spoon
Bruv nice recon, plus you u got a nice f buddy as a translator 😘
You are all wrong. It is Comrade Silver-Coloured Spoon, 2nd Rank.
This guard dog looks a bit too friendly for the job.
:)))
this video gonna get him fired
So did the guard.
I think it is a stray dog nit guard dog. There are plenty stray dogs in Georgia.
Martin Gaborko yeah probably but it’s just cooler to assume he’s the guard dog
The funniest thing about the escape was that Bald was actually thinking about hiding in the stage curtains 😂
James Bald 007
😂
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain
He should have put his shoes under another curtain as a decoy
@@DTooth that is the smartest thing I’ve read whole day
“The bald and the beautiful”
Cute.
@@pocu321 Very, very cute indeed ;-)
😄
"The Beauty and the Bald"
Bravo
I have watched thousands of hours of The Discovery Channel and The History Channel and The Travel Channel, and not a single one of them showed me the things that you are showing. Bravo Bald.
umm he's right sorry :D
History channel is kinda fiction, their documentaries I often very shallow
@@Martina-Kosicanka so true and need the government to usually support them ...these guys are doing it on their own terms ...big shout out to them !!!
At the rate his channel is growing. I think over 1 million people will agree before summer ends.
Discovery channel= old rich people trying to buy a forth house in France
History channel= ‘the earth is flat and was created by aliens ‘
I m very happy that the yt algorithm recommended this channel to me 5 months ago.The best content i ever saw.
indeed recommended to me too
Me too that’s odd same time frame
I m proud of youtube.This channel was recommended to many people already.Good content + yt algorithm= successful CZcamsr :D
I agree ☝️
Yup. Got recommended this channel in the same time period too. :DD
Alina’s head stuck in the fence.
Bald: This is gonna be a great video
Alina: What are you doing step bald
Stop
@@jimnieman4007 step 😂
Lmao🤣😂🤣
Omg that would make a good video 😆
Step bald hahahaha....you win.
Alinas head stuck in the fence.
Bald: "oh this is gonna be a great video"
Thats the funnyest part but why video end like that 😂
Stepbro..
What are you doing step bald
"Hot girl stuck in fence" i think i have seen that video before.... Just not on CZcams
Is that the one with the 2 black guys?
a bit of vaseline should do the trick
seen one stuck in elevator door in japan building
@@mcnuggetsferg1685, u know, she'd get ______.
I thought he said "sucking a fence" wtf
9:05
*bald is getting chased by the KGB and encounters a locked gate*
''oooh a soviet lock''
He's still giving a history lesson as their making their escape lol
Lol
Ha ha class
owner watches this video: security guard's name put on the list
8:40 "There's a guy down here" **panics and starts hiding in the curtain** lmao
😂😂😂 Old hide and seek skills came back to me for a second.
Hopefully you can bring your camera into the nick when you're doing a bit of bird!
It’s OK, it was an iron curtain
It could have worked...
probably not though
I have a t shirt wit that flag lol
Bald is slowly becoming more and more gopnik, he'll be stealing sunflower seeds in no time!
🤣🤣🤣
Ha, ha, ha sunflower seeds? Is he jew or what? XD
you mean mobile phones? You dont have to steal sunflower seeds cause youre gopnik and you always have it in your pocket
@@diplodoker I was about to make same fact-check ;)
@@dionisio89420 unnecessary comment
When I saw her in those bars I thought this was one of those “Are you stuck?” videos.
Lol:)))
Well then, this just isn't your day is it! 😜
@@chasrmartel4777 Geez. Hasn’t been my year.
coomer
@@ZlyJaszczomp That’s precious. A zoomer learned his first meme.
Things I need to achieve in life:
1. find a girl like Alina
Simp
@@haroldb6773 incel
you probably wouldn't be cool enough for her
lol blue pill male detected
@@sundvallen and im proud as hell
This guy is solely responsible for my interest in soviet era architecture and stories , love your videos.
Me too lol
This guy is smart enough to pick subjects, which are loaded with interesting content.
@Verbal Dk yeah we don't like them because of their beauty. I personally love the rustic decaying aesthetic of it.
@Verbal Dk Were you happy when NATO planes started bombing the state you was born in and fractured it to bunch of cute loyal states eventually?
@Verbal Dk Were u born in independent Bosnia?
That woman is a keeper. Went over that fence like a T-34 going through wheat fields. You're crazy if you let her go.
Fields of wheat you say, that's naughty.
MR MBF don’t let big T hear this she might press the button in excitement
I've always wondered what the T in T-34 stands for... Theresa? But she's no keeper, so probably not.
@@idontwanttopickone Don't know T-34? The best tank of WWII?
@earaza Apparently guys can't have platonic relationships with women nowadays..
title for the end of video: “What are you doing step “friend”?”
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
This Sanatorium is so beautifull i never understand why Buildings like that dont get renovated and is used for something else instead its such a shame realy!
you remember the war russian made with georgia not to long ago. georgia doesn't even have money to renovate their cities, let alone a resort.
because it cost so much.
that moment when, just for a second, he contemplated hiding in the big red curtain :D
soviet curtain :D
Take cover behind the iron curtain
@@MrSamperkins :)))
8:23 I think 2 new names were added to that list...
😂
You two are a terrible influence on each other. I love it
Gentlemen, isn’t getting a Lady out of trouble is not the best way to show yourself like a Real Man, a Male? Therefore, Mr. Bald willingly helps Alina first “get into trouble” and then “get out of its.” ;-)))
However, Alina- girl mischievous and risky (the Russian blood!). She will gladly "invent a problem" for themselves, and for men, haha. But this makes the video content of Mr. Bald much sharper and more interesting, agree ;-))).
Aline would not have behaved so daring and reckless if a strong and intelligent man had not stood behind her. That's why she went with him - it's fun!
What an amazing beautiful architectural design that building was. It's such a shame to see things go to waste like this.
Would make a hell of a museum or Georgian equivalent palace of culture
they are getting restored right now. all of them
She's definitely a keeper.....hopefully they're still together
They are together?
@@crumbs668 no
Poor security guy quit his job the very next day claiming the building is haunted.
He said a Russian hit man tried to talk to him
lmao
This was the largest intro to a porno.
Bro on god that was so unexpected
was scrolling for this
11:58 stuck porn
the bald from Brazzers.
She's fine
"Help me step-bro I'm stuck"
Alina is such a good sport; what a sidekick.😍
Thankfully they have friendly guard dogs in Georgia....
Guard dogs are usually trained to bark and keep you there til security comes.
"What did he look like?"
"Bald and bankrupt"
Ha ha
everones got better humor then me here
He was the one with the "thicker" mustache!
@@irishstew5867 lol
That was an awesome video. So glad you went back in the second time. What an amazing building. Just imagine what it must have looked like when it was is good shape. Thank you
OMG! This video was so funny and exciting. For 12 minutes, I felt like an adolescent again. The abrupt end was quite anticlimactic, though. That was so unfair, Mr. Bald! You just left us imagining all sorts of scenarios.
Right, video both flew by and seemed to never end for being only 12 minutes, very engrossing
Everyone else: secretly breaks and enters locked compound
Bald: films the whole process of breaking and entering, and uploads evidence on CZcams.
Where is no prosecutor, there is no judge
Too much work to go after them legally.
A Video material on its own is not enough for evidence if no one caught and arrested you at that time.
I dont know what the laws are in Georgia, but in the UK trespass is not a criminal offence & a property owner cannot even claim any damages just by virtue of you being somewhere you are not meant to be or allowed to be.....now if you broke open a door or window or gate etc, thats a differant matter. Maybe Bald is hoping that the laws are similar in Georgia :-)
Does all this whilst staying in the country he commited the crime in
Thank you Bald and Alina for breaking the law so we don’t have to.
You my friend are part of this conspiracy. Complecit
i want to break the law now, after watching it tho
Check out the wolf pit they try bad food so you don't have too.
@@MrBigangry what is the wolf pit, is it a tasting panel, a tv program , or a youtube channel
@@torrace12 Entertaining guy on you tube. Tries all kinds of stuff. Mostly dollar store stuff frozen en foods spam. Weird things that are likely terrible but sometimes great. He always says he does it for you the people so don't have to. Just a random somewhat educational channel. He does a good job at pointing out things in ingredients in things for a layman.
Legends say she's still standing there stuck in the fence. She tamed a dog, got married and gave birth since then. And Bald keep bringing her food.
As someone who is thrilled at the thought of breaking rules but can't because they're too scared to, this channel is very satisfying for me! I get to explore things without the risk of getting caught! All the same, I had butterflies in my stomach the whole way through the video 😆. Thanks Ben and Alina, what a fascinating place! The ending was hilarious - I hope Alina eventually got her head out of the fence!
I can only imagine you going exactly 120km/h on the highway, and then you speed up to 121km/h, and you're in ecstacy from all the excitement!
"Getting kicked out, our first crime in Georgia..." More crimes to follow.
"Think of all of the murders plotted here, all the bad men that were here"
20 seconds later
"SoViEt SpOoN"
10/10
Bald talking about the purges of the 1930s..... whilst walking around a sanatorium built in 1951 (Stalin died in 1953, fact fans!)
It wasn't like this
lol that reminded me of George Bush and the kitten!
@@trifoliumrepens3981 The first bathhouses are believed to have opened in 1870 in Tskaltubo, but in 1925 the first sanatoriums and in-patient facilities were built. Development continued and in 1931 Tskaltubo was designated as a balneotherapy centre and spa resort by the then Soviet government. Where is your link?
Lol when bald tried to hide behind the curtain then changed his mind. Fuck that! Haha
"Let's add him to the list."
This was a great video. I must tell you Bald, you make such amazing videos. Hope you get better soon and have more adventures... Much love Sir
head stuck in a fence? ive seen enough pron to know where this is going
Yep 🤣
Bro did you see that video where the girl gets stuck in a dryer and her bro fucks her? like 3 other people uploaded similar videos lmao
@@geyotepilkington2892 yes
@@geyotepilkington2892 just curius, you saw the typo viskas made?
@@geyotepilkington2892 exactly
Did you guys notice? There was absolutely no graffiti in the whole building.
@wagner1va woahh dude calm down. every race has taggers lmao
Yet
Exactly......that sh¡t speaks volumes
@wagner1va So it was the blacks who single-handedly graffiti'ed the Berlin Wall??
Disappointed really.. I want to go paint it
I've seen this "I'm stuck" scenario somewhere before.
That was a great video. I had butterflies in my stomach watching this. Could you imagine having a metal detector walking around the outside, coins and artifacts etc... Thank you for sharing. Your videos are always the best 👍🏼🇺🇸
Hello to the security guard watching this for the first time at your performance review.
😂😂😂
Performance reviews are a capitalist thing 😆
😂👌
Legend has it that Naryan followed Mr Bald in Georgia in his quest for a 100 rupee.
Is it about guy thay followed him in india??
@@pmcuber2626 da
@@mehmeh1999 окей
@@pmcuber2626 да
@@mehmeh1999 im curious on wat ur name says lol
You are the real life James Bond. You speak Russian, have a hot girl, go around sneaking around.
Super hottest girl.
hAve A gIrl like some shit u kidnapped
incel speak lol
Thats true 😂😂😂
and he's english.
James Bald
It's fun watching your videos. I NEVER have the guts to do stuff like this. My wife does, but I don't. When we go places, I constantly have to keep an eye on her.... Keep safe! And I hope your friends in the former USSR are safe....
Oh bloody hell. I’ve just spent the last 3 hours transfixed by your videos, ready to go to bed; then you upload another!
Matt Barton BLOODY HELL MATE!
Same
Ark are you gonn cry about it?
@Drone LV it's not get not No get .lol.just pulling your chain
I do the same thing !
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Mr Bald: SOVIET SPOON !
You just know that spoon went home with him.
haha beat me to it
I'm here to inquire about your spoons!
the "no one" meme and "yes" meme really need to end. its not even funny anymore... and if you think its funny you're a beta hipster cuckboi
@@manuelgm dude what tf is ur problem
May your efforts continue safely and successfully. Love the Darien Gap work. Pure compassion.
That room with the roof fresco was amazing. Shame it's not in it's glory days I can't even imagine what that would have been like.
Next video : Caught sneaking out of a Georgian prison .
thats very easy, they dont have money for doors!
@@torrace12 No russki troll, you have no clue about them
@@prometheus5770 about who? the prison, or the couple?
@@prometheus5770 Well, this is not "Russki trolls" who made Georgia one of the poorest countries in the world
with Michael Scofield
Alina is like girl sidekick character in pc games
12:06 NPC got stuck, reload last save file
@@1vaultdweller Yeah I hate when it happens... lol
Felt like this was the last of us on ps4 😅😂
MartianCZ are they dating ?
@@jamesmeegan4755 no it's his sister
I love your videos, but this one was exceptionally great. To imagine the ppl that were in the same room, the conversations wow verry verry cool.
This girl is something amazing! Like a character for the movie
"Hot girl stuck in a fence" - You just made my day. :-)
@@sammywhammy007 the 911 is only an American thing. Other countries have other numbers for emergencies. Also fire departments and the others work the same way in the post-Soviet countries as they do in the US.
@@sammywhammy007 if you aren't in a remote place but in/near a city or town they usually come pretty fast up to half an hour. But in case you're in a distant village it can take several hours.
After the hook up bald and bankrupt will be called “bald and really bankrupt “
Thank you for living out my fantasy life!
You made me curious enough to start reading up on Russian history something I never thought I'd be into. Cheers mate!
Probably for $2 they would give you a guided tour... but between that and the train fare you save $6 already...
Hahah 6 damn to expensive
my anxiety levels hit the roof... unbelievable entertainment! Mr Bald.. Miss Alina... I salute you ;)
If this video triggered your anxiety I don't want to be near you if a war breaks out. :)))
Great, interesting shot. Greetings to both from Slovenia 🇸🇮
Visiting this place during night time will be a different experience altogether
You are the only man I voluntarily listen to history lessons.
Don't forget it but watching history repeat itself bald brings it to your living room
I love how the dog ran up to them at the end like “Hey! You remember me?!?! We met yesterday! Hey!!! Remember?!?!”
We've been there and it was amazing. Some building are very easy to access, some are habitante by people from all over the former USSR. At one we've just asked the guy to show us around and gave him a tip afterwards.
It's simple. I see Alina in the thumbnail and I click. Not only is she beautiful but she seems like the perfect travel companion. Always upbeat, always bubbly.
1:44 "Careful yer bum!" Got his priorities straight he does.
Well shit she's smokin hot. Inwas worrying about her ass also
I'm dead
@@lewismiller9698 rip
@Lewis Miller
Rest In peace Lewis gone but never forgotten 😔
@@shanedufty128 aye
Mission: Stalin's Sanatorium
Primary objectives
a. Find Alina
b. Avoid security
c. Contact with Mishkin
d. Escape with Alina
AI path-finding is very buggy. Stuck at fence and couldn't complete the mission. 9/10 , would play again.
“Stealth is recommended for this mission”
thats only objectives for the special agent ... wait for 00 Agent :p
@@mikec.8604 e. Steal classified CCCP documents
f. Find Stalin's spoon
@@Anonymous-ny7yn it's like optional tasks sorta achievements :D
This is the first video that introduced me to Bald and Bankrupt about 6months ago - then found Harald. Most impressive Russian Sanatorium structure I've ever seen!
A quickie somewhere inside the abandoned building would be an added thrill of excitement. LOL.
upload 9 months on:
how to raise half gopnik baby
That British Guy *feeding him formula with vodka
Lmao can u blame him?
Legend has it that Alina is still stuck on that fence!
True legend.
Benjamin you are one of the reasons why I decided to stop working and get all my money together and start doing what you are doing in 2022 travel to the extreme, Ukraine, Russia, China, Cuba , Brazil etc. THX for the inspiration and one thing from my side, she, in your uploads is, what can I say "AMAZING".
Loved to cruise the old sites and imagine the history and what happened in the past also. Fascinating place.
She will get you into trouble...
edit: looks like she got herself into trouble :).
Worth it.
She is worth the trouble...
ikr? Not along ago, bald was cautious about driving down a soggy road in a rental car. Now he's breaking into Uncle Joe's fucking house and running along train tracks.
@kopytek36 Oh I've done worse for less...
@@scrofulaeggula oh my god summed up my life in a sentence
Your a pretty good narrator,you can make the mind wonder. That’s why I follow you. Stay safe out there.
really good video, I love your channel by the way. And nice hairstyle.
this women is perfect. im never simping on anyone but this women alina is just perfect in everyway.
Guard: "What are you doing here?" Bald: "I left my.. papers." *Picks up box of old soviet papers*
I would definetly bring those papers with me to home and try to figure out whats in them
Lol
Rename this channel
The Bald and the Beautiful
Or me myself and alenicik
👍
Don't be missing her , she so sweet and participate in each activity.
Ha ha Ha 😂👍 I give you points for persistence . Absolutely beautiful building thank you for sharing ✌🏻 by the way ... You’re whispering voice is very good ASMR
It’s no longer Stalin’s deserted sanatorium. It’s now our deserted sanatorium
Much better
So how was your meeting with trump my lord?
Sup, Dear Leader? Saw you getting some kudos at the DMZ a couple days ago.
@@avionicstechshop7664 thanks captain fucking obvious.
@@avionicstechshop7664 really????!!
They girl of his somehow has given him larger balls 100x
this is how it works yes
Just wait for the divorce!
Rename the channel to Balls and Bankrupt?
I am sure there is more to this video. It just simply can't possibly stop at the part "I am stuck, help me" .
I love the lower fence like 1 foot away from where they jumped over haha classic :)
JUST got my KOLYA t-shirt today! GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!
Same! haha
Ordered a week ago ! Can't WAIT to get it!
what?! how and where can i buy one??
Same, it’s awesome!
@@clear.z Go to Bald and Bankrupts home page. Look at upper right hand corner there is a link there.
haha what a great ending - - love the history narration too....really excellent vid - unique format
8:41 goes to hide in the curtain ‘fuck that’ 😂😂
11:53 unbeatably the best moment!!!
Loudest shoes ever. Lol almost sounded like you was running in heels for a second there. Lol
He was just banging 2 coconuts together.
Bald, Alina is the perfect accomplice. Amazing piece of history. Well done.
@@sammywhammy007 wish she'd groom me!
"If we get caught, we are in the shit" :) these are ace videos, cheers my lunch breaks up at work!
This is very beautiful architecture - I could tell just from the outside. The work of Slavic people.
12:07 Turn on the automatic subtitle when Bald says: "hot girl stuck in a fence". This youtube function is priceless.
🤣🤣 good catch
Ajahahahahahah
Lol looking forward to that video XD
Haha, thanks for introducing that option, first time ever.
Haha lol
Hi Benjamin, I enjoy your videos so much because my mother was from a small village (Cantahiwiki (Soltaniski) Belarus - just 12 Km SW of Radun.
She recently passed away, and I never got to go to Belarus to see her village. Watching your videos shows me my heritage and perhaps one day I will go - but for the mean time, keep up your travels and the fine work you do.
If you ever decide to go to this village, please let me know. It would mean so much to me.
I would LOVE some footage of the area.. Its just on the border of Lithuania north of Grodno.
All the best Friend! and have a drink on me.
@yeeeeeeeeeth It was her village that I never had a chance to see - not her.
Urbex of the highest order - legit legendary stuff! 👌
Anyone here find this channel in 2024 and now binge watching?