DSP Tells Chat to “Stfu”, Gets Manhandled and Goes off on Everyone in the Most Toxic SF6 Session

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  • čas přidán 11. 01. 2024
  • DSP has had it with these mashers dood!
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Komentáře • 703

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Před 6 měsíci +381

    Phil gets annoying claiming everyone is mashing when you can hear him beating that fight stick to death

    • @myownego
      @myownego Před 6 měsíci +88

      Yeah, he did "beat his stick to death" on stream, didn't he?

    • @hadesrecordofragnarok
      @hadesrecordofragnarok Před 6 měsíci +8

      @@myownego🤣

    • @zeldafreak1975
      @zeldafreak1975 Před 6 měsíci +29

      Camera was on the whole time 😂😂😂

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@zeldafreak1975 🤣😆🤣

    • @aaron_aj_knight_95
      @aaron_aj_knight_95 Před 6 měsíci +11

      I can't tell which he beats on harder, his joystick, his "joystick", or Kat.

  • @LinkMandos
    @LinkMandos Před 6 měsíci +269

    And there you have it, a classic case of DSP logic. He's not insulting and/or being toxic to players, he's STATING FACTS. This is why he'll never change for the better, because he will always go back to his old ways and use some kind of weird logic to why it's okay.

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 Před 6 měsíci +39

      just being honest, dood. im sorry you cant handle someone telling the truth SNORT

    • @2inverse469
      @2inverse469 Před 6 měsíci +1

      "You fuckin suck you scrub" I'm not being toxic because he deserves it.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll Před 6 měsíci +11

      The true Pignosis right there. He’s always been the biggest victim of it.

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll the one person a narcissist wants to convince is themselves

  • @blastchambers2150
    @blastchambers2150 Před 6 měsíci +244

    "Absolutely terrible player!" That is the very definition of an insult.
    Stop cope lying Philbert.

    • @Gentou76
      @Gentou76 Před 6 měsíci +30

      According to Phil everyone sucks at Street Fighter due to him being the number one Super Turbo player in the US

    • @ghostsamongus3370
      @ghostsamongus3370 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Yo! You don't watch the cringelord soma anymore do you? I remember talking to you and a guy named Alexander back in the day quite often

    • @doktorroast2819
      @doktorroast2819 Před 6 měsíci +4

      You might aswell ask Khat to stop eating.

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue Před 6 měsíci +5

      Phil: How dare they Quit after 1 Win!?
      Also Phil: I'm quitting out after mah 1 win, SNORT!

    • @blastchambers2150
      @blastchambers2150 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@ghostsamongus3370 I don't watch much of anything these days! Too much work sadly. xD

  • @Necroverse19
    @Necroverse19 Před 6 měsíci +434

    He's not being toxic to the other players, he's simply making factual observations.
    The Guy is forever one with the salt.

    • @DrunkDoglol
      @DrunkDoglol Před 6 měsíci +35

      I'M NAHT A RACIST! I'M A REALIST! - Philbert, probably

    • @zoomingby
      @zoomingby Před 6 měsíci

      "This guy is a prick, and that's just a fact!"

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur Před 6 měsíci +5

      I was going to write that, nice one.

    • @gooseherdez336
      @gooseherdez336 Před 6 měsíci +11

      This is a tried and true DSP classic. As long as he is saying "the truth" he is not being hurtful or negative. So he can call you an idiot if it is the "truth" and there is nothing wrong with that because he is "just being honest".

    • @Athrun82
      @Athrun82 Před 6 měsíci +11

      So i make a factual observation now: Phil is the worst gamer on the entire planet and needs to be banned from gaming forever

  • @Buttwhistler
    @Buttwhistler Před 6 měsíci +83

    He says "crossplay bullshit" at 12:34 when the Guile is VERY clearly on Playstation like he is. He lies as easily as he breathes, it's unreal

  • @NervousNoodles
    @NervousNoodles Před 6 měsíci +62

    A reminder that in less than 3 months, DSP will be 42 years old. This is all he can do, this is all there is to him.
    No hopes, no future, no career, nothing. Just pure hate and narcissism.

    • @Danickas0
      @Danickas0 Před 6 měsíci +7

      SNORT

    • @SM4SH3R
      @SM4SH3R Před 6 měsíci +3

      Honestly I almost pity him... almost

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@SM4SH3R I wish I could _almost_ pity him but I'm long past that point. He should get whatever he deserves. He loves to play stupid games, he should reap the stupid prize rewards.

  • @ringe1008
    @ringe1008 Před 6 měsíci +158

    New Year's resolutions status: FAILED

    • @Blackcherrysyrup
      @Blackcherrysyrup Před 6 měsíci +16

      Pretty common that a new year resolution would end in January. Dood didn't even last a week.

    • @ChrisPeseri
      @ChrisPeseri Před 6 měsíci +4

      Failed miserably.

    • @spicylatinkarl86
      @spicylatinkarl86 Před 6 měsíci +3

      This Shacks me dood

  • @mauriciohiure2192
    @mauriciohiure2192 Před 6 měsíci +90

    DSP's solution to people not being able to watch his matches because of ads is to... watch the match? lmfao, this dude is unreal

  • @zekeiwa5837
    @zekeiwa5837 Před 6 měsíci +104

    Remember guys, he's merely pretending to be toxic the same way he was pretending to be regarded on every classic TIHYDP playthrough

    • @erco9167
      @erco9167 Před 6 měsíci +9

      that classic character we all know and love

    • @c0nk2879
      @c0nk2879 Před 21 dnem

      Very highly regarded

  • @Jesse_E5150
    @Jesse_E5150 Před 6 měsíci +239

    Promises to change and not be toxic anymore.
    Goes the complete opposite direction and returns to being the King of Hate.

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty Před 6 měsíci +13

      You didn't believe him....did you?

    • @ChrisPeseri
      @ChrisPeseri Před 6 měsíci +3

      Another empty promise.

    • @doom_wrx
      @doom_wrx Před 6 měsíci +1

      If it weren't for the lag that only DSP suffers from and the random pattern button mashing PC players he would never lose a match.

    • @ChrisPeseri
      @ChrisPeseri Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@doom_wrx The reality of it is, DSP is a monumental skill issue. When Tekken 8 rolls around in 2 weeks, the cycle will start again.

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty Před 6 měsíci

      @@ChrisPeseri tekken 8 is too laggy because they used roll back net code

  • @bigbirds5144
    @bigbirds5144 Před 6 měsíci +79

    Don’t forget this is in Phil’s top 3 games of the year for 2023😂

    • @kbthegoat824
      @kbthegoat824 Před 6 měsíci +19

      he was literally praising the game saying how the connection was so good, yet all he does is complain everytime he plays it.

    • @marcomendiola8381
      @marcomendiola8381 Před 6 měsíci +9

      Dont forget baldurs gate 3 till he waged quit

  • @scorpion6328
    @scorpion6328 Před 6 měsíci +207

    So much for that New Year’s resolution, Phil. 😂😂😂😂 You’ll be toxic until your final breath and nothing will change that.

    • @blastchambers2150
      @blastchambers2150 Před 6 měsíci +27

      Aged like Milk.

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M Před 6 měsíci +16

      Decade of Phail will be kicked out of hell for annoying the devil bitching about how god doesn't know how to god right and is a detractor

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty Před 6 měsíci +4

      ​@@blastchambers2150even milk lasts more than 11 days

    • @bobsmith5088
      @bobsmith5088 Před 6 měsíci +2

      bugged breath mechanics dood

  • @Dende8981
    @Dende8981 Před 6 měsíci +70

    He really doesn"t just have excuses ready for losses, he has them ready for generally getting hit.
    Cause they would've never hit him offline.

    • @xXAbracadavreXx
      @xXAbracadavreXx Před 6 měsíci +17

      Phil could easily win Evo or Capcom Cup but he can’t afford to take time away from his business

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 6 měsíci +18

      Not that DSP even has a point of reference regarding Online vs Offline anymore. He hasn't played anyone in-person in 15+ years.

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 Před 6 měsíci +1

      He's just that good

  • @PankoBreadcrumbs
    @PankoBreadcrumbs Před 6 měsíci +121

    Remember the resolution to not be toxic in this game anymore? Holds about as much weight as all those years of insisting on being a "meaningful and positive" creator. Snort.

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 Před 6 měsíci +17

      @@MisterD-sn9rb Khat held all the weight ack ack ack.

    • @jayremie5705
      @jayremie5705 Před 6 měsíci +2

      And curated!! Can't forget

    • @BrockShake
      @BrockShake Před 6 měsíci +4

      It proves that he isn't "hamming it up" or "playing a character." Not that we needed proof, but still 😂

  • @Scottoest
    @Scottoest Před 6 měsíci +61

    Phil's weirdest hangup for me will forever be his insistence that chat talk about his gameplay, and never anything else.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 Před 6 měsíci +19

      "It's about meee, REEEEE!!!"

    • @lc1429
      @lc1429 Před 6 měsíci +27

      such a weird hang up, in other peoples streams you get people in chat talking about music, tv shows etc... and the streamer focuses conversation on whatever topics are in chat

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 6 měsíci +16

      @@lc1429 Because Phil demands 100% obedience and control over every narrative. If he allows his wheelchairs to deviate for any length of time, they could collectively figure out that giving him money is a really dumb idea or they'll start talking about "detractor memes" or anything else that exposes Dave for who he really is.
      Gotta keep them in line so the only voice in the room is Philiam's.

    • @ChinBuddha
      @ChinBuddha Před 6 měsíci +7

      ​@@ForeverLaxxIt's another reason why him and Wings etc. don't get regular jobs. They can't handle someone telling them what to do 😂😂😂

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 6 měsíci +13

      @@ChinBuddha Oh, no, Phil will do exactly what's told in person because he's a coward. He'll just do it poorly, slowly, and incorrectly when he's not being watched because he thinks he knows better and will bitch endlessly about it the entire time to no one.

  • @Diyomaro
    @Diyomaro Před 6 měsíci +17

    “cross play bullshit”
    He was also on PlayStation.

  • @chad8813
    @chad8813 Před 6 měsíci +40

    With how "intellectual" Fill is, you'd think he'd be able to recognise these "patterns" and counter them accordingly

  • @chrispharmd2077
    @chrispharmd2077 Před 6 měsíci +29

    That Cammy was following Angry Bird's Cammy Guide. One of the best players in the world who actually won EVO said to master the Counter Hit jab and hit confirm it into an optimized combo.

  • @seananigans7453
    @seananigans7453 Před 6 měsíci +33

    If it’s a pattern he is so familiar with… counter it . If there’s lag, deal with it or shut up.

  • @mikefidborg1
    @mikefidborg1 Před 6 měsíci +24

    Kat is literally downstairs crying and eating a chicken leg

  • @InfestedJester
    @InfestedJester Před 6 měsíci +41

    He does realize random and pattern are literally opposite things right? 😄

    • @Herodotus888
      @Herodotus888 Před 6 měsíci +12

      Umm his opponents were clearly utilizing random, entirely safe, jump and mash lag patterns that are entirely unbeatable. You obviously don't understand this game.

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@Herodotus888don’t forget the rollback netcode

  • @BulkBogan1920
    @BulkBogan1920 Před 6 měsíci +55

    He's such an array of sunshine and positivity

  • @dhoyda
    @dhoyda Před 6 měsíci +28

    I want Mike Clum to figure out why DSP never learned about losing as a child. The vast majority of people learned that losing is part of competition as children so by the time they are adults they can properly react to the situation, let alone by the time they are fucking 40! DSP still acts like 3 year old when he loses and I really want to find out why in the documentary.

  • @Unparryable
    @Unparryable Před 6 měsíci +8

    “There’s absolutely zero skil to anything she’s doing right now,” he says as he tries to grab Cammy for a third consecutive throw.

  • @Openda547
    @Openda547 Před 6 měsíci +211

    Chill gameplay, don’t know the reason why people hate on him

  • @pheonixgray6078
    @pheonixgray6078 Před 6 měsíci +223

    I don't get his logic. If they're only playing "patterns" and he's such a pro, can't he identify the patterns, and essentially predict their moves? Counter their obvious patterns?

    • @lc1429
      @lc1429 Před 6 měsíci +58

      he'll say its a pattern but never specifically state what the pattern is

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn Před 6 měsíci +40

      There is no logic. It’s Phil. 😂

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 Před 6 měsíci +31

      dude probably thinks all clouds are the same pattern

    • @melb1016
      @melb1016 Před 6 měsíci +44

      It’s the net code dude, it’s the lag, it’s the solar flares, it’s El Niño, it’s dust bunnies, but it’s never Phil’s fault

    • @Slurms19
      @Slurms19 Před 6 měsíci +8

      There is no logic. He is just coping to try to protect his fragile narc ego.

  • @handledegree6736
    @handledegree6736 Před 6 měsíci +72

    5:10 honestly that Cammy was a genius, she read phil would throw again so she did the air move to make it whif and leave him open for a counter

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 6 měsíci +22

      Because *Phil* is the pattern player that's mad his pattern keeps getting stuffed.

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Phil didn't even realize what happened there. Very slick.

  • @enokdnb7388
    @enokdnb7388 Před 6 měsíci +31

    Phil "Always Breaking Promises" Burnell.

  • @jordan20910
    @jordan20910 Před 6 měsíci +26

    I love how he says he is glad Tekken 8 will be better, until he knows that Tekken 8 has rollback netcode and will get air juggled to oblivion and crawl back to SF 6. Edit : Also loving those mental gymnastics to help his "take" on his totally not toxic anymore resolution.

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 Před 6 měsíci +48

    Remember when he said he wasn’t gonna be toxic anymore?

    • @Dende8981
      @Dende8981 Před 6 měsíci +9

      That was so (almost) 2 weeks ago

  • @rabbyd542
    @rabbyd542 Před 6 měsíci +27

    0:10 Back with the "Hell's Kitchen" sound lmao.
    New Years Resolution failed miserably. Instead of attacking his opponent personally, he attacks chat and then goes right back into personally insulting his opponent; it's a two for one deal.

  • @misterbones14
    @misterbones14 Před 6 měsíci +44

    With him saying pattern and mash that jab over and over he has come up with his own lingo for getting his ass beat

  • @Vin.P
    @Vin.P Před 6 měsíci +37

    This proves once a toxic person, always a toxic person. It's in his blood

  • @fatal85
    @fatal85 Před 6 měsíci +39

    It's amazing how the people that beat him can simultaneously do ramdom jump-ins and grabs. That are unpredictable. Yet also be accused of using some sort of standard "pattern play". Are they being random or is it a pattern?

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 6 měsíci +9

      I just like that it took him a really *really* long time to figure out the Guile player was only ever coming in on a jump while DSP made no attempts to ever anti-air until the final match where DSP finally activates his one brain cell, AAs the Guile to death, then refuses to rematch him because he finally "won."

    • @stationaryniggurath7690
      @stationaryniggurath7690 Před 6 měsíci

      random patterns 😆

  • @averagejackmedia609
    @averagejackmedia609 Před 6 měsíci +29

    This is the dude that said he wanted to setup fightcade.. like he wouldn't get absolute annihilated by the most basic player that reside there.

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz Před 6 měsíci +3

      This is also after years of saying he wouldn't go on Fightcade because everybody on there cheats.

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn Před 6 měsíci +7

      Phil and Fightcade? Hahahahahahahahahaaaa! That’s like SpongeBob and Patrick walking up to the Salty Spitoon!

    • @Laserbaumwolle
      @Laserbaumwolle Před 6 měsíci +5

      He knows that,and that is why he is not doing it. But justdangling itin front of the 2 dents that would love to see it in hopes they donate

  • @garrycowan4394
    @garrycowan4394 Před 6 měsíci +14

    Yeah he has no plans with his "wife" probably the most profound thing he has ever said

  • @mikeoleary5444
    @mikeoleary5444 Před 6 měsíci +24

    "Random flash kick" Dude, players have had to be aware of a fast flash kick since original SF2 when it was one of Guile's *two* special moves.

    • @hjorhrafn
      @hjorhrafn Před 6 měsíci +5

      No joke. I haven't played a SF game except for SF 2, and my friend consistently smashed me with Guile.

    • @HaouRex
      @HaouRex Před 6 měsíci +5

      "Random flash kick" ->>> "Random grab" ->>> "random move" ->>> "Oh my god why my oppenent do moves?!!?!?!?"

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 Před 6 měsíci +8

    "So scrubby" said the nonstop wakeup slide Dhalsim.

  • @pieminator6969
    @pieminator6969 Před 6 měsíci +9

    Toxic to his Chat.
    Toxic to his Wife.
    This guy will end up living alone.

  • @creakywood3576
    @creakywood3576 Před 6 měsíci +88

    I love that he keeps saying that he gets beaten by people with no skills. Just how bad at this game does that make you, Phil?

    • @youtubecrack
      @youtubecrack Před 6 měsíci +14

      Exactly.

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 Před 6 měsíci +9

      there's no way in this lifetime he would make it that far but I would love to see him fight primordial malzeno in monster hunter. he would be in tears.

    • @Ghost01702
      @Ghost01702 Před 6 měsíci +8

      He's abusing the lag bro. C'mon, it's never Phil's fault. He's the ultimate gamer and a supreme being and he's never wrong.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@professorpenne9962He would rage quit before fighting any big monsters.

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Ron_Jambo_ considering that he sometimes has played swax and said the weapon and game sucks I definitely agree lol

  • @Dende8981
    @Dende8981 Před 6 měsíci +26

    That he doesn't feel the urge, to smash his own face sometimes, is remarkable.
    He really just sounds like a broken record or jukebox.
    Maybe a little hit could fix that for a little while.

  • @m.yudiyudi2316
    @m.yudiyudi2316 Před 6 měsíci +34

    15:55 phil say his blocking but the fact is he was doing a drive impact but his health is not enough to take damage 😂

    • @StardustCrusader18
      @StardustCrusader18 Před 6 měsíci +3

      The fact that he got the highest rank in the game with multiple characters speaks volumes on how easy it is.
      Can't wait to see how he does in Tekken 8

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@StardustCrusader18 Because rank is based on persistence/stubbornness, and if you know anything about DSP it's that he will use the same tactic over and over until it RNGs him a victory. All he has to do is keep playing and eventually he'll hit Master. If anything, DSP being at Master is proof the ranking system is meaningless.

    • @Saidan79
      @Saidan79 Před 6 měsíci

      @@ForeverLaxx Yeah, the ranking system is absolutely skewed towards getting the person further up to keep them playing more. FilI had during last Summer a session playing against a Chun-Li that was a few entire ranks below him, who absolutely kicked his ass several times in a row, yet he lost only a pittance of points in total. You absolutely can have a relatively low win/loss rate, yet eventually get to Master if you put enough time in. This is the reason why FilI used to just rank a character to max and then immediately switch to another one... it is at Master where the game just starts getting serious and this rank has its own ladder system as well to more objectively evaluate someone's skill. Of course, this is where it is seen the clearest what a very mediocre player (at best) FilIiam is.

  • @WrongThink_
    @WrongThink_ Před 6 měsíci +19

    "omg jumps and hits me for no reason" 7:24 ---- 🤣🤣🤣....When you mouth is moving faster than your gin pickled brain....

  • @Lord_of_Lilligant
    @Lord_of_Lilligant Před 6 měsíci +21

    Y'know it's pretty troll of capcom to make everybody except the character Phil is playing top tier

  • @MeeSeeksAndDestroy
    @MeeSeeksAndDestroy Před 6 měsíci +82

    if you put your hand over an open flame, it will take 90-120ms to respond to the sensation of pain. 120 ms is nearly instant, phil complaining about 60ms being laggy is complete BS. its not slow at all, its faster than fast. be proactive, if you know this person is mashing jab, spamming, and completely predictable then be PROACTIVE not reactive.

    • @thebigbient8736
      @thebigbient8736 Před 6 měsíci +28

      its just an auto excuse that nobody believes. he's just absolutely pathetic. same old bullshit excuses for years. zero self awareness

    • @zato-1766
      @zato-1766 Před 6 měsíci +15

      Yea no if you know anything about fighting games it's obvious bullshit.
      It's like trying to claim you could consistently drain full court shots in basketball if only you could wear air jordans.
      Throws aren't designed to be reactable in SF6 and if someone could react to them it would make them far and away the best player in tJordan's. Not to mention the PC actually has marginally worse input delay than the ps5 on SF6 yet he keeps harping on how much of an advantage it is.

    • @busterbladex
      @busterbladex Před 6 měsíci +5

      Exactly. Anyone who has ever played an online game can tell you having 100+ MS and nothing else will give you no difference than what DSP experiences because a MILLIONTH of a second is still astronomically small number and to even experience a decent amount of lag, you would need 500+ MS to begin seeing it. It truly speaks volumes for how DSP will reach for any excuse to pretend his bad playing is anything but his fault.

    • @zato-1766
      @zato-1766 Před 6 měsíci +12

      @@busterbladex no dude 1 ms is a thousandth of a second. You definitetly feel lag in 100+ ms and 500 ms ping would be basically unplayable.

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss Před 6 měsíci

      He complains 60 is too much, yet me playing Granblue Versus at 75ms feels smooth as fuck. Yet when he gets 30ms he says the game speeds up... he's just an idiot, and it's not an insult, just observation.

  • @lynchh270
    @lynchh270 Před 6 měsíci +19

    "he is abusing lag" constantly 30 to 35

    • @soulsq2
      @soulsq2 Před 6 měsíci

      that pretty good 30 to 35 especially 10mm it is good.

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 Před 6 měsíci

      anything under 60 is unnoticeable. under 100 is ok@@soulsq2

  • @jamison8706
    @jamison8706 Před 6 měsíci +16

    Can’t wait to see if Mike will include classic clips like this in the documentary and hear Phil’s reason for this commentary and gameplay.

    • @videosgamering6045
      @videosgamering6045 Před 6 měsíci +3

      It seems pretty obvious to me at least that the documentary will be a puff piece

  • @alzeriel
    @alzeriel Před 6 měsíci +13

    30 Ms connection. "He keeps abusing the lag".... Seems legit

  • @jazzygeofferz
    @jazzygeofferz Před 6 měsíci +9

    Come on Phil, they're either using patterns or doing random stuff, but it can't be both...

  • @noisypuff
    @noisypuff Před 6 měsíci +10

    Hope Clum watches this and enjoys Phils beautiful voice lol

  • @KarmaChicken
    @KarmaChicken Před 6 měsíci +14

    Only a few days ago he was praising SF6’s online play in order to shit on MK1, and here he is shitting on SF6’s online play. Hypocrisy speedrun

  • @IamTony666
    @IamTony666 Před 6 měsíci +46

    I watched that second Guiles ping and it never surpassed 40 ping. It stayed between 32-37 ping consistently. At this point saying lag is the reason he's losing is just an excuse for lack of skill for both offense and defense. 😅

    • @UltimaterializerX
      @UltimaterializerX Před 6 měsíci

      Never forget the stream where this idiot actually tried saying a better connection makes it harder to win.

    • @SuperChatsRNotTips
      @SuperChatsRNotTips Před 6 měsíci +8

      even 50 or 60 isnt bad man tbh ive never had a complaint... You really start to notice around 70 80

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 6 měsíci +7

      Phil assumes that it's lag "dropping his input" but it's his constant mashing and sloppy play that's dropping inputs. I forget where I saw it, but there was a moment where Phil was in the training room in a previous Street Fighter and he could only do like 1 or 2 Shoryus from the P2 side and only about 7 or 8 from the P1 side. This is a former pro that can't manage to Shoryu consistently from *either* side and really drops the input from P2, mind. He just doesn't input anything accurately and expects the game to know what he wants it to do and execute it flawlessly.

    • @SuperChatsRNotTips
      @SuperChatsRNotTips Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@ForeverLaxx if a game any game started and immediatly ended saying phil wins it would be his all time fav game

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@SuperChatsRNotTips There's a reason he loves WWE Champions so much. Just pump in money, it auto-plays his matches, walk away with a 99% winrate.

  • @Gentou76
    @Gentou76 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Back fist has gone through projectiles since Super Street Fighter II.

  • @tardissins7512
    @tardissins7512 Před 6 měsíci +6

    6:26 “get out of here with your spam bullshit” as he spams fireball 5+ times in a row

  • @LostOneOmega
    @LostOneOmega Před 6 měsíci +25

    I love watching him squirm as he tries to balance: the docunentry, tips on his stream, Khet watching, and his true nature.
    It's like watching William Defoe in American Psycho

  • @darkvare
    @darkvare Před 6 měsíci +17

    how are they gonna watch the match if there's ads genius?

    • @Dende8981
      @Dende8981 Před 6 měsíci

      I mean i don't really know how ads at livestreams work, since i never watch streams.
      Do you resume where you left of or will it skip forward for the amount of time the Ad needed?
      i assume its the latter, cause otherwise there would be a delay with stream Chat.
      But i don't really know.

    • @Necroverse19
      @Necroverse19 Před 6 měsíci +4

      ​@@Dende8981The latter is how it works.

  • @jeffoff7795
    @jeffoff7795 Před 6 měsíci +8

    I wish Mike Clum would do a segment in which the Cannon brothers react to Phil explaining RBNC.

  • @OneNiceKittyRightThere
    @OneNiceKittyRightThere Před 6 měsíci +4

    Seening the way he talks to the people who pay his bills and on video games makes me wonder how he talks to his wife.

  • @elec8101
    @elec8101 Před 6 měsíci +7

    The most meaningful defeats are those where he starts gettings toxic when he has the advantage, only to get crushed at the end.

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 Před 6 měsíci +64

    Phil promised to avoid being toxic to other players, but not his audience. How does it feel, dents? 🤣

    • @Dende8981
      @Dende8981 Před 6 měsíci +15

      Well everyone he insults is a troll in his mind.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 Před 6 měsíci +12

      Serves them right.

  • @PhillipOnTakos
    @PhillipOnTakos Před 6 měsíci +8

    I don't think Phil knows how little a millisecond is. It's a thousandth of a second. When a game is running at 60FPS and 66 milliseconds is 0.066 of a single second. Is so little of a single frame that if anyone claims to see a difference they're lying. I don't think the human eye can even see the difference.
    It was already pathetic how far he stretched the truth but to call 66MS a "crappy internet connection" is so far from reality he might as well be talking about unicorns.

  • @Bad_Gazpacho
    @Bad_Gazpacho Před 6 měsíci +5

    This ninja keeps saying "pattern" when he's caught in a combo. If you didn't know him you'd think he's never played Street Fighter before.

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss Před 6 měsíci +2

    "THE CONNECTION IS FLUCTUATING" ah yes the 30 to 35 fluctuations...

  • @zanleer56
    @zanleer56 Před 6 měsíci +16

    how quick would someone get banned in his chat if they told him maybe he should watch videos on how to get out of the corner in SF6? because other players have no problem with it

    • @Dende8981
      @Dende8981 Před 6 měsíci

      I think that would depend if you ask him while playing or while doing his Podcast.
      He is definitely more ban happy, when he's already pissed.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 6 měsíci +2

      Because Phil has all the answers, so if he can't do anything then that means there is nothing that can be done. That's how his brain works.

  • @GreaterGoodPrevails
    @GreaterGoodPrevails Před 6 měsíci +9

    I love these! Thank you.

  • @Eidlones
    @Eidlones Před 6 měsíci +4

    He complained about lag turning his drive reversal into a drive impact, when Ryu didn't even attack.

  • @neildiamondcuttr
    @neildiamondcuttr Před 6 měsíci +8

    how he can still say he hasn't broken his resolution is next level delusion

  • @eb6510
    @eb6510 Před 6 měsíci +14

    maybe Phil should just pick a top tier like Ken or Cammy and get those wins he wants. Meanwhile, I just hit Masters on Jamie (the bottom tier) and I'm having a great time. Phil really can't learn to enjoy anything, can he?

    • @yohagain
      @yohagain Před 6 měsíci +3

      If he plays Ken or Cammy they instantly become bottom tier with no alternatives.

    • @eb6510
      @eb6510 Před 6 měsíci

      @@yohagain I genuinely think he might do well with those characters (presuming, of course, he'd spend like 30 minutes in lab to learn their buttons and some BnBs). They have strong tools, and it's not like he's not played them before.

    • @yohagain
      @yohagain Před 6 měsíci

      @@eb6510 he did try Ryu, which for weeks he claimed was easy mode, and DeeJay which he says is top tier, and got destroyed so hard he never touched them again, so… Could he get lots of wins with Cammy or Ken? Sure. Would I bet on it? Absolutely not.

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed Před 6 měsíci +4

    Phil: "I promise not to be toxic and say players suck or anything"
    *Also Phil 3 days later: "THIS GUY SUCKS AND HE IS TRASH!"*

  • @Jon-boy420
    @Jon-boy420 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Anyone that plays anime fighters like DBFZ is already trained to react to dhalsims teleports and theyre more apt to toss out a jab to interrupt since a lot of anime games in my experience have tighter combos and blockstrings that need to be interrupted or you're just blocking most of the match.

  • @DoctorKarkand
    @DoctorKarkand Před 6 měsíci +9

    Can't wait for someone pointing this out to him and him refusing this ever happened.
    Oh wait he literally just did.

  • @TheDarkQueen89
    @TheDarkQueen89 Před 6 měsíci +21

    I would so love to see his dents get him that Pee Cee he's been wanting for so long along with a copy of SFVI, just to see him getting owned. Oh and the modded female fighters wearing practically nothing that would get him even saltier (yes I know capcom is going to stop mods)

    • @zekeiwa5837
      @zekeiwa5837 Před 6 měsíci

      Aren't mods client-side? Meaning you can't see them unless you also have them installed. Because I'm sure a good chunk of PC players have all naked females in case they need to blow off some steam

    • @theofficialhankhill3280
      @theofficialhankhill3280 Před 6 měsíci +2

      they wont atleast not for now, Enigma only encrypts the .exe, it doesnt prevent file replacement mods

  • @-suphur
    @-suphur Před 6 měsíci +8

    Calling someone a "scrub" is also an insult, how does he not think that?

  • @wyattweeks9314
    @wyattweeks9314 Před 6 měsíci +4

    To quote Mr Metokur "who cares if they didn't do anything impressive, you got your @$$ kicked"

  • @BattousaiX333
    @BattousaiX333 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Did he tell his viewers to watch the match while an ad was running?

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn Před 6 měsíci +13

    How come everything that happens to Phil is luck? If he gets hit by footsies it’s mashing. If he gets hit by legit combos its “PATTERN! REEEEEEEE!” or also mashing. Does he want the other player to just stand there like a training dummy?

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Yes. The only time he'll complement a player is if the player sandbags and lets him win

    • @serv-on
      @serv-on Před 6 měsíci

      Yup same as ltg

  • @Starfox-st9wf
    @Starfox-st9wf Před 6 měsíci +7

    With DSP every accusation is a confession.

  • @alanrcastro8580
    @alanrcastro8580 Před 6 měsíci +4

    New excuse unlocked: it's Cannon brothers fault

  • @jeffoff7795
    @jeffoff7795 Před 6 měsíci +7

    I, for one, am glad he's no longer toxic.

  • @AceFondu
    @AceFondu Před 6 měsíci +3

    In DSP's mind:
    Walk up throw = Pattern
    Jab = Pattern
    Drive Impact = Pattern
    Combos = Pattern
    Opponent winning = Pattern
    Somehow he sees all these patterns, yet can't stop them.

  • @SuperEmcg
    @SuperEmcg Před 6 měsíci +18

    I hope Phil keeps the same mentality when seeing people calling Kat fat. Its not toxicity its just stating a fact

  • @visidenvisidane1155
    @visidenvisidane1155 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Couldn’t even make it past the first half of January before completely failing that resolution.

    • @Dende8981
      @Dende8981 Před 6 měsíci

      Nah, in his mind he is still on course.
      Cause he is just insulting their fighting skills, not them personally.

  • @jstring
    @jstring Před 6 měsíci +4

    Not only tahxic to other players, but tahxic to his own chat too as a bonus

  • @the21stsergeant
    @the21stsergeant Před 6 měsíci +2

    It's amazing to me that he's still being this way while he knows Mike Clum is watching everything he does for research. He's his own worst enemy.

  • @DETRACT0RD00M
    @DETRACT0RD00M Před 6 měsíci +9

    When in doubt, random excuses come out..

  • @Narcoanalysis
    @Narcoanalysis Před 6 měsíci +8

    He's not salty it's just button mashing broooo

  • @Prime92
    @Prime92 Před 6 měsíci +8

    So insulting a person's gameplay is not insulting the person. Words are hard Phil.

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Gotta love how he *has* to say he's not breaking NY resolution like it makes it ok lol

  • @MaxsonAtTheFort
    @MaxsonAtTheFort Před 6 měsíci +8

    Such chill, robust and quality khantent d00d. SNORT🐽

  • @Atom.Storm.
    @Atom.Storm. Před 6 měsíci +7

    If I had serious money I would pay to have DSP play side by side with no lag against every player he said was a scrub and only won because of his connection. And you know what? Within a DAY he would have mentally retconned it.

  • @pipehelix5776
    @pipehelix5776 Před 6 měsíci +2

    10:20 "his connection is fluctuating, I couldn't do anything about it!" Meanwhile the solid 33-34 ms connection on the top with 0 noticable delay or rollback whatsoever

  • @danielsimmons5755
    @danielsimmons5755 Před 6 měsíci +30

    So calling your opponent an idiot is not insulting the other player yeah right phil. It took 10 days to break his pledge 😂

    • @DarldDale
      @DarldDale Před 6 měsíci

      He broke the character of not being toxic the first day he made the commitment. Almost like when he told Fhet Khet that he wasn't going to play mobile games anymore.

  • @Saidan79
    @Saidan79 Před 6 měsíci +2

    The fact that he did not even meet Welfare Goal 1 is just the cherry on top.

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx Před 6 měsíci +5

    I always love how DSP is the only player that has to deal with "uncounterable scrub tactics that no one can stop while auto-losing." I wonder how tournaments play out in a game like that.

  • @dlgarner
    @dlgarner Před 6 měsíci +2

    This is Phil's favorite thing to do be a victim. This is his love of fighting games people.

  • @ViolentDoughnut
    @ViolentDoughnut Před 6 měsíci +3

    Man I can’t wait to see Phil lose his shit facing Akuma when he drops in sf6

  • @thepounder7766
    @thepounder7766 Před 6 měsíci +3

    17:35 phil says here we go and kimberly says it right after like she’s mocking him lol

  • @VersaceJesus
    @VersaceJesus Před 6 měsíci +4

    Reminder that the Cannon brothers gave rollback netcode to Capcom for free.
    And the reason why Phil hates it is because they banned him from an internet forum 20 years ago. That, and its an excuse for bad gameplay

  • @zekkikun528
    @zekkikun528 Před 6 měsíci +4

    if he thinks everyone he plays against makes Master rank a joke
    he makes Master rank look worse than Rookie

  • @BenHeckHacks
    @BenHeckHacks Před 6 měsíci +1

    He treats his chat like a battered spouse "nobody else wants you, I can treat you however I want" really hope the doc exposes this.