I've never seen someone play fighting games and fire off excuses in real time like phil does. Most youtubers are relatively silent while they play and might have something to say afterwards but he's got all of his excuses pre-loaded.
It's just pavlovian at this point. I don't even know if he even thinks about the words he says at times. "Nothing I could do", "pattern", and "dropped my move" are all just a subconscious reflex for Phil.
@@Grabnar_GuitarI wouldn't be surprised if he has, out of complete habit, said "nothing I could do" or one of his other classic lines in a completely unrelated scenario in real life
@@Grabnar_Guitarthis is exactly how Phil has backed himself into the corner with his shit take that low ping makes the game worse. He preloaded the "look at the connection" only for him to look at the connection and see it was 18ms
If i could make a living doing nothing but playing videogames in the comfort of my own home, I would be the most grateful person on the planet. Dude has no idea how incredibly blessed he is.
This is how I feel. Being around my wife, my Corgi, and cat all day? Enjoying my own schedule and playing games while being paid sounds like the GREATEST job in the world. Yet he gets mad and is so upset about losing. I would LOVE to trade with him for a day and get my own viewers and express my genuine gratitude for how lucky I would be.
@@workingman5545 When I had originally tried to start a streaming career I wanted to be that example of a good streamer for the Detractor Community to enjoy as a detox from Phil streams. Never took off though and went to focus on my IRL career.
0:50 imagine genuinely getting upset at people working hard at a real job, while you sit at your computer getting paid 4x their wage for playing video games
And then he blows thousands of his income on that ridiculous fucking wrestling gacha game (i think?) and doordash because this manchild cant learn to cook as a 41 year old man... fucking hell, man.
Imagine complaining that your landscapers (who are there because you don't want to risk being seen outside your home) showed up to do their job when it was supposed to be rained out. Is there ANYTHING he won't complain about?
That will be arranged by the homeowners association for communal areas, Phil can't even be bothered to get his washing facilities fixed, there's no way he's arranging for someone to mow his lawn.
To be fair, as appreciated as the landscapers of America are, it is annoying to hear a power mower or leaf blower right outside your window for an extended period.
@@jessehenderson2967 Remember he had his Dad remove weeds and paint the backyard because he couldn't be bothered to? Then. he complained because he got sunburned.
Everyone agrees that Ken is a little overturned but the things he’s complaining about aren’t even why. He complains about things every character can do. Every character can neutralize jump into giant damage combo, grab, mash cr.jab, etc. He only singles out Ken because he’s widely agreed to be top tier.
@@greenman2264 I know nothing about fighting games but even I can see this idiot doesnt know shit. If its spammed moves...cant you, like, ya know, counter them?
DSP has only like played one Master rank Ken who was whiff punishing him with the ridiculous stand fierce Ken has. He really has no idea what makes Ken good, but pins everything like normal DI or parry recovery as Ken being top tier. These are universal things DSP, Ken doesn't recover from a whiffed parry faster than rest of the roster.
Yea he complains about jabs beating him when any character can use their quickest move to counter hit him. He just doesn’t know that his characters fastest moves aren’t crouching jab because he plays Blanka Honda and a Lily.
They say the person doing the accusations often is the one doing it. All those " random button mash" and " he got lucky" just describe dsp gaming skill
Until he warns you he's not in control of his emotions because of things in his life WAY worse than all of us. So excuses him being trashy to everyone but people with stage 4cancer have better outlook
Even if he was correct and it was the game's fault (it isn't), it would still be unreasonable to expect the opponent to not punish. How would they even know, lol
DSP: "These people are scrubs, if they were any good they wouldn't be stuck in these ranks." Also DSP: *Continues to pick new characters or repurchase the entire game to duck playing in ranks higher than this.*
Don't they know to come to his door bowing, thanking him for being able to cut his lawn. If it's the king's wishes, and he'll decide if they can. Phil can't buy a fan
Dude does everything shy of just THROWING the joystick at the wall and complains that it won't work. No fucking shit when you beat it like Tyrone beats Kat from behind.
"she can't get out of the corner" She literally has an ex move that slides her under her opponent and gets her out of the corner LMAO phil so clueless...
In all fairness, the reversal timing on that move seems completely whack, doesnt work very well and the move can just be grabbed, which is what's been happening to me when I've used it as an escape tool. It'll probably work in these matches though you're right.
The "they don't have the tools to get out of the corner" excuse is his longest running excuse that shows how poor his understanding of the modern ground game is. He's played every fighting game with an outdated playbook that expired after Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo and every time it fails him, that's when the excuses start firing off in rapid succession.
I'll tell you what is going on in Phil's gin marinated brain: what single khambo can I do that does a ton of damage; what command grab can I use half the match and what confirms into a level 3. This is DSP's strategy in a nut shell. It's why he bitches about Ken, Cammy and Juri so much, because their jabs are so fucking fast he can't just flow chart his way to victory. And then his hail marry is a drive impact that never connects cause he throws it out with all the timing and care of a premature ejaculation.
24:57 that is legit anger when his voice peaks on "counter-hit". LIke that's not just gamer rage. He isn't having a gamer moment. He is legitimately mad. Team Divorce stock is rising because there is definitely something going on for him to react like that and it's not just the usual low support and sucking at videogames.
That poor arcade stick. Someone take away DSP's internet and save all the electronics. Johnny 5 is literally downstairs crying right now, Doods. At least free the PC that he claims to never being shut off.
@@ksmuffin if the grind wasn’t so much I’d do it than have one of my kids do it but I don’t want them wasting hours of their life on SF6 to prove a point 😂😂😂
I don't have money to do it, I don't have money to do it, I don't have money to do it, I don't have money to do it, new WWE event tonight, I don't have money to do it.
His excuse with this game is constantly "He's not good, he just guessed the entire match" but honestly if someone beat me by guessing my every move correctly, I would be more impressed than if they were just good at the game 😂
I'm not good at fighting games, but I sometimes dabble in them, and that's my usual response. Most mature, rational people would say, "man, they read me like a book" or, "I really need to learn how to counter that". But the PigRoach knows no humility.
Safe on block means you can go into/keep up pressure with frame advantage, not you can use the move and do nothing to follow up and expect not to get hit... But what do I know, I can't "pick up any game I want on release and play it at a professional level." Now *that* is the quote that has me dying every time I play it back. Right up there with its twin "I can be good at games if I wanna be." Which kinda speaks volumes about Phils SF6, AC6, and MK1 performance. Save that he... can't. At all... which just makes it funnier still.
It's less than 24 hours after release, fighting against characters you already know how to deal with, with someone no one knows how to deal with yet. Of course people will call her broken. She hasn't been figured out yet.
@@Oni591 not when most of the actual competition decides to skip that tournament as protest. not sure if you were serious, but phil forgets this detail since it obviously diminishes his biggest achievement in life
@@Eidlones all the more reason for phil to do better. isn't he always boasting about how he's the only player who knows the basics and understands the fundamentals of sf6? isn't he always saying that he knows pattern players? he's played the "same" top tiers for months now, so he's on equal grounds with the actual good players he claims to be as good as. this is definitive proof that he's above average but nowhere near competitive level and that the sf6 ranking system puts you on master just by playing enough and not by being a good player (he's barely above 1:1 in win/loss, so you tell me how that's a supposed top player)
Phil reminds me of that anime trope where a character declares they cannot possibly lose because they are a (insert meaningless title). Phil waves away his lack of skill as "oh, that's just what happens when you play a top tier" or "he played a pattern -- nothing I could do." What a poor sport.
DSP complaining about landscapers (dudes that work for a living) while they take care of HIS yard so he can yell at Street Fighter 6 while “working his ass off” is just comedic perfection.
He tries a brand new character with a unique playstyle for 30 minutes, faces a guy with probably 200 hours on Ken, then complains it's impossible to learn the character. What the actual hell did he expect? Even putting everything else aside, did he want to like go 10-0 straight to master on day 1?
One of the biggest reasons I despise the pigroach is that he’s always saying his stream is interactive, insightful, meaningful. The reality is that he complains and begs the whole time… at least someone like wings knows the contents bad and low effort
@@shushshush7137 naaaah maaaaroooon they are Aki players that paid attention to Wong's tutorial vids, rather than going guuuuuuuys I'm a professional fighting game competitive player ack ack ack
I fucking love it, watching Phil try to play any character with complexity beyond "Press button win" is amazing. He's doing maybe 15% of what aki is capable of.
I have to imagine if anyone is lucky enough to encounter the “DSPgaming” gamer tag and recognizes it, they have to be thinking “I’m gonna enjoy this.” When they inevitably wipe the floor with him.
Two things I've always wanted to see: 1. Phil burp so hard that he actually pukes 2. Phil get so mad that he makes a threat on someone's life live on stream. Breaking his own property like a controller, tv, or computer would be a plus.
Literally aki is brand new and he's already acting like she's low tier just cause he can't beat people who are actually competent at the game lolhe is so sad sometimes
Also he calls all jumps lucky but never uses DP or considers that people jump to cover certain options (also its hella, itd be weird to not reward a risky option)
Guys, please be nice to Phil. He's dealing with something stressful behind the scenes he can't talk about so he can't help but be upset. Sound good? *SNORT*
I appreciate Phil for one thing. We can all agree on this too. He makes great enough content for me to show my kids, family and friends how not to be a gamer. He literally makes me teaching so easy. Lmao😂😂😂
all my life ive seen a lot of bad things happen to many good people. phil is one of the worst humans on the planet and he always managed to luck out of every single bad situation he puts himself into. there is no cosmic karma. then he goes on stream to whine and embarass himself playing a video game for sex pests and literal regards in his chat while 3 people pay for his bills, his games, his mortgage, and somehow also fund his sweaty jpeg mobile game addiction. i really dont think i truly HATE anyone.. except for him.
Imagine some of these people he's being matched up against are people just casually playing some ranked sets on their day off just having the time of their life and not even realize there's a little Piggy on the other end going full tilted sweaty gamer mode.
The funniest thing is, if hes doing some kind of weird flex of getting characters to master and then moving on, hes gonna have to play Ken eventually. That should be a very fun watch
Later at dinner. Kat: At work today I let one of my coworkers fuck me doggiestyle in the broom closet. Phil: Work, work, work, thats all you talk about, I've been losing at Street Fighter all day.
I know what you mean. Watching a 41 year old “man” crying on stream because he sucks at a fighting game has to be one of the most cringe painful things ever
"Of course he's ready for counter drive impact...of course he is....what a great player..." What the fuck is that attitude...yes he was ready Phil, jesus christ....
It's so funny how he thinks he can delegitimize any move used against him by simply calling it random. When no other excuse can be pulled out.. random move! There's nothing he could do.
If you die with bad karma, you'll be reincarnated as DSP's fighting stick
Only if you're Hitler or worse.
Made me roll 😭😭
Nobody deserves that level of agony.
Lmao
A life of being physically and verbally abused, blamed for all of his failures and shortcomings - all while covered in pig grease and snot.
I've never seen someone play fighting games and fire off excuses in real time like phil does. Most youtubers are relatively silent while they play and might have something to say afterwards but he's got all of his excuses pre-loaded.
Buttery smooth 60 blames per second. Nothing he could do.
It's just pavlovian at this point. I don't even know if he even thinks about the words he says at times. "Nothing I could do", "pattern", and "dropped my move" are all just a subconscious reflex for Phil.
When you've been doing it for 15 years it's natural for him
@@Grabnar_GuitarI wouldn't be surprised if he has, out of complete habit, said "nothing I could do" or one of his other classic lines in a completely unrelated scenario in real life
@@Grabnar_Guitarthis is exactly how Phil has backed himself into the corner with his shit take that low ping makes the game worse.
He preloaded the "look at the connection" only for him to look at the connection and see it was 18ms
If i could make a living doing nothing but playing videogames in the comfort of my own home, I would be the most grateful person on the planet. Dude has no idea how incredibly blessed he is.
Thats whats crazy to me , streamers mostly even if its fake always shout out supporters and all that jazx its like phil didnt get the memo
Big facts CZcamsrs don’t understand how lucky they are
"Do what you love and you never work a day in your life!" the TRUE American Dream lol
This is how I feel. Being around my wife, my Corgi, and cat all day? Enjoying my own schedule and playing games while being paid sounds like the GREATEST job in the world. Yet he gets mad and is so upset about losing. I would LOVE to trade with him for a day and get my own viewers and express my genuine gratitude for how lucky I would be.
@@workingman5545 When I had originally tried to start a streaming career I wanted to be that example of a good streamer for the Detractor Community to enjoy as a detox from Phil streams. Never took off though and went to focus on my IRL career.
0:50 imagine genuinely getting upset at people working hard at a real job, while you sit at your computer getting paid 4x their wage for playing video games
What’s worse is all his income comes from mentally handicapped individuals with no self worth
And then he blows thousands of his income on that ridiculous fucking wrestling gacha game (i think?) and doordash because this manchild cant learn to cook as a 41 year old man... fucking hell, man.
Imagine complaining that your landscapers (who are there because you don't want to risk being seen outside your home) showed up to do their job when it was supposed to be rained out. Is there ANYTHING he won't complain about?
That will be arranged by the homeowners association for communal areas, Phil can't even be bothered to get his washing facilities fixed, there's no way he's arranging for someone to mow his lawn.
@@_Super_Hans_ He collects his trash in the garage, to the point of infestation, do you think he mows his own lawn?
It really distracts from his crystal clear 1080p burps and snorts, the landscapers should apologize.
To be fair, as appreciated as the landscapers of America are, it is annoying to hear a power mower or leaf blower right outside your window for an extended period.
@@jessehenderson2967 Remember he had his Dad remove weeds and paint the backyard because he couldn't be bothered to? Then. he complained because he got sunburned.
Everyone agrees that Ken is a little overturned but the things he’s complaining about aren’t even why. He complains about things every character can do. Every character can neutralize jump into giant damage combo, grab, mash cr.jab, etc. He only singles out Ken because he’s widely agreed to be top tier.
When he says things like "they need to reduce priority of spam moves like that" you know he knows nothing about the game's systems.
@@greenman2264 I know nothing about fighting games but even I can see this idiot doesnt know shit. If its spammed moves...cant you, like, ya know, counter them?
Pretty much everyone he loses to is "high tier" according to DSP except for maybe Zangief. He is delusional and has to have an excuse for everything.
DSP has only like played one Master rank Ken who was whiff punishing him with the ridiculous stand fierce Ken has. He really has no idea what makes Ken good, but pins everything like normal DI or parry recovery as Ken being top tier. These are universal things DSP, Ken doesn't recover from a whiffed parry faster than rest of the roster.
Yea he complains about jabs beating him when any character can use their quickest move to counter hit him. He just doesn’t know that his characters fastest moves aren’t crouching jab because he plays Blanka Honda and a Lily.
Calls opponent a Neanderthal while he makes the noises of one. Pathetic.
Ooga
41 year old man btw
Sounds like a kindergarten kids insults at the playground lmfao
While smashing his $300 stick almost crying lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
Its so funny how all his insults to his opponents fits Phil himself perfectly.
They say the person doing the accusations often is the one doing it. All those " random button mash" and " he got lucky" just describe dsp gaming skill
DSP should work at a movie theater, his projection skill is unmatched
Chill stream guys 😊😊
I just wanna chill 😹💀
Chill quality content, positivity dood
The chill engines are engaged for trip to a positive stream!
Very chill and meaningful kahtent.
PAHSITIVE STREAM GUISE
Just a chill guy making positive content, surrounded by friends
Until he warns you he's not in control of his emotions because of things in his life WAY worse than all of us. So excuses him being trashy to everyone but people with stage 4cancer have better outlook
Imagine thinking when YOU drop a combo the opponent doesnt deserve to punish you for it 😂
Phil always has perfect inputs and never mashes, the game just gives his opponents combos they don't have to actually input.
Everyone's playing on dynamic except him
Even if he was correct and it was the game's fault (it isn't), it would still be unreasonable to expect the opponent to not punish.
How would they even know, lol
DSP: "These people are scrubs, if they were any good they wouldn't be stuck in these ranks."
Also DSP: *Continues to pick new characters or repurchase the entire game to duck playing in ranks higher than this.*
For real I want to see his MR points go to 0, he gets shit on in Masters
@@HowDareYouSpeakToMe he'll be a solid 1300 I think
@@AdamantMindsetNah he’ll be below this Gief player I saw with around 800MR 😂
Ngl im surpised he even made it to platnium
How dare those landscapers do their job while Phil is streaming 😡😡😡
Don't they know to come to his door bowing, thanking him for being able to cut his lawn. If it's the king's wishes, and he'll decide if they can. Phil can't buy a fan
Phil insults other player but is terrible himself 16:47
They could learn a thing or 2 from him about real work.
They are all named Ken
Imagine him in a hoa meeting whining about landscaping making him distracting playing video games
That poor stick didn't deserve any of this.
*Hooves mashing*
Neither did that poor cat imagine being held captive by two Sims npcs
4 real 😂
Which stick? Is the camera on
Someone should report him for hurting that poor arcade stick. It didn't ask for this.
A moment of silence for the arcade stick. It was a victim of circumstance and there was nothing that it could do
*No tip goal + getting fucking rekt in every match + Kat is gone + Jaspers on his death bed = Phil raging in SF6*
And every single one of them is his own fault
And Phil has to spend the rest of his meaningless life being known as The Guy…
Is it confirmed that his wife left him?
@@Khachik2003 no, I don't think so. I added that for flair
Its all Ken Master's fault for being broken and op.
The amount of energy he uses complaining and getting mad could be used to get better.
Yep. He can either solve the problem or blame something and he chooses to blame something.
You got higher chance of winning the lottery than dsp not crying playing a game
Man its crazy how they designed it so every character cant get out of the corners
Every character Dave is currently playing*
Phil bought a new $325 joystick he didn’t need and now he blames the joystick. Why don’t you buy a new one.
What did he get?
There isnt SHIT better than the regular dual shock.... waste of money...
Shoulda got a hitbox style controller
@@Adalwolf17 Qanba Titan I think.
Dude does everything shy of just THROWING the joystick at the wall and complains that it won't work. No fucking shit when you beat it like Tyrone beats Kat from behind.
"she can't get out of the corner" She literally has an ex move that slides her under her opponent and gets her out of the corner LMAO phil so clueless...
In all fairness, the reversal timing on that move seems completely whack, doesnt work very well and the move can just be grabbed, which is what's been happening to me when I've used it as an escape tool. It'll probably work in these matches though you're right.
He claimed that’s not how the ex slide works.
The "they don't have the tools to get out of the corner" excuse is his longest running excuse that shows how poor his understanding of the modern ground game is. He's played every fighting game with an outdated playbook that expired after Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo and every time it fails him, that's when the excuses start firing off in rapid succession.
He complained that she can be throw if she do that
I'll tell you what is going on in Phil's gin marinated brain: what single khambo can I do that does a ton of damage; what command grab can I use half the match and what confirms into a level 3. This is DSP's strategy in a nut shell. It's why he bitches about Ken, Cammy and Juri so much, because their jabs are so fucking fast he can't just flow chart his way to victory. And then his hail marry is a drive impact that never connects cause he throws it out with all the timing and care of a premature ejaculation.
24:57 that is legit anger when his voice peaks on "counter-hit". LIke that's not just gamer rage. He isn't having a gamer moment. He is legitimately mad. Team Divorce stock is rising because there is definitely something going on for him to react like that and it's not just the usual low support and sucking at videogames.
"she has no reversal against throws"
My brother in christ, every single character in every fighting game ever made has throw tech
Does he know how to do Driver Reversals?
@noahsmith1053 He used to use it but I guess because ppl started predicting it he doesnt
*Ryu player throws a single fireball the entire round*
Phil: SPAM FIREBALL! REEEEEEEEEE
That poor arcade stick. Someone take away DSP's internet and save all the electronics. Johnny 5 is literally downstairs crying right now, Doods. At least free the PC that he claims to never being shut off.
22:08 lmao I don’t ever wanna hear this mouth drooler talk about being an adult when he slams his hands like a child who hasn’t gotten dindin yet
Besides, since he’s a Master Blanka himself, he should’ve been able to beat him
if DSP can get Master rank anyone can lmao
@@ksmuffin if the grind wasn’t so much I’d do it than have one of my kids do it but I don’t want them wasting hours of their life on SF6 to prove a point 😂😂😂
DSP needs therapy at this point
I don't have money to do it, I don't have money to do it, I don't have money to do it, I don't have money to do it, new WWE event tonight, I don't have money to do it.
No, he's beyond any form of recovery at this point
dude he need to cry more
No, khet needs therapy. Phil did nothing wrong
He will have an excuse not to go
"she can't get out of the corner"
*gets out of the corner *
Gets hit while not being in corner
"that's her problem, she can't get out of the corner"
And then instead of walking back he keeps walking into the corner 😂
His excuse with this game is constantly "He's not good, he just guessed the entire match" but honestly if someone beat me by guessing my every move correctly, I would be more impressed than if they were just good at the game 😂
If I got guessed this often, I would be embarrassed not angry.
I'm not good at fighting games, but I sometimes dabble in them, and that's my usual response. Most mature, rational people would say, "man, they read me like a book" or, "I really need to learn how to counter that". But the PigRoach knows no humility.
I like how his camera is conveniently placed so we can't easily see how often he's getting counter and punish counter hit
He moved it down and it seems like he keeps moving it lower
"The game lied" is a quote that will always murder me! 😂😂😂😂
It pops up in my head every time I get pissed at a game and I start laughing
Safe on block means you can go into/keep up pressure with frame advantage, not you can use the move and do nothing to follow up and expect not to get hit...
But what do I know, I can't "pick up any game I want on release and play it at a professional level."
Now *that* is the quote that has me dying every time I play it back. Right up there with its twin "I can be good at games if I wanna be." Which kinda speaks volumes about Phils SF6, AC6, and MK1 performance. Save that he... can't. At all... which just makes it funnier still.
At least he fought another AKI, so he got to see how the character is *supposed* to be played... and there's no other way he'd get to hear "AKI wins!"
This "man" is 41 years old....
Physically he looks like he’s in his 50s mentally he’s still at about 12 years old
Most people are saying that AKI is kinda broken and definetly not a low tier character. Dave as usual proving his 4th place EVO skills
It's less than 24 hours after release, fighting against characters you already know how to deal with, with someone no one knows how to deal with yet. Of course people will call her broken. She hasn't been figured out yet.
The Aki mirror match was enlightening. The other aki was knocking out some rad combos
@@Oni591 not when most of the actual competition decides to skip that tournament as protest. not sure if you were serious, but phil forgets this detail since it obviously diminishes his biggest achievement in life
@@Eidlones all the more reason for phil to do better. isn't he always boasting about how he's the only player who knows the basics and understands the fundamentals of sf6? isn't he always saying that he knows pattern players? he's played the "same" top tiers for months now, so he's on equal grounds with the actual good players he claims to be as good as. this is definitive proof that he's above average but nowhere near competitive level and that the sf6 ranking system puts you on master just by playing enough and not by being a good player (he's barely above 1:1 in win/loss, so you tell me how that's a supposed top player)
@@Oni591
Phil reminds me of that anime trope where a character declares they cannot possibly lose because they are a (insert meaningless title). Phil waves away his lack of skill as "oh, that's just what happens when you play a top tier" or "he played a pattern -- nothing I could do." What a poor sport.
"THIS MAKES ME NOT WANT TO PLAY THE GAME!!" ~ DSP
"Soo.. Just don't play the game" ~ everyone else
DSP complaining about landscapers (dudes that work for a living) while they take care of HIS yard so he can yell at Street Fighter 6 while “working his ass off” is just comedic perfection.
He tries a brand new character with a unique playstyle for 30 minutes, faces a guy with probably 200 hours on Ken, then complains it's impossible to learn the character.
What the actual hell did he expect? Even putting everything else aside, did he want to like go 10-0 straight to master on day 1?
I'm not sure Philbert is even aware that there's such thing as training mode.
At the very end: “You guys didn’t give me enough money. Which really sucks.”
Landscapers are jealous of Phil's success so they are deliberately ruining the chill interactive stream 😂😂😂
Probably running a train on khet while Dave streams
One of the biggest reasons I despise the pigroach is that he’s always saying his stream is interactive, insightful, meaningful. The reality is that he complains and begs the whole time… at least someone like wings knows the contents bad and low effort
I hope the landscapers are Ken players
@@shushshush7137 naaaah maaaaroooon they are Aki players that paid attention to Wong's tutorial vids, rather than going guuuuuuuys I'm a professional fighting game competitive player ack ack ack
Here’s the thing, Phil: the goal is not to impress you. The goal is to beat you.
Yep!
The best argument against his "He didn't do anything impressive!" is" Maybe, but guess what, he beat you."
@@MegaPhilX Another response would be, "Why, are there bonus points for impressing you?"
KAT, GET OUT NOW BEFORE THE MURDER SUICIDE
😂👌
Kat, you need to get out. That place is TOXIC.
If the rumors and theories are correct Tyrone finally decide to take kat outta that toxic house
this wont age very well lol
Happens very often now
It legit sounded like he was going to cry at one point vs Ken. I love it!
"Just keeps pressing buttons"....yes Phil, that is how you make characters do things on the screen. Good job...
the walrus ack you insert after every perfect ko gets me every time
Cries about living paycheck to paycheck but pays people to mow his lawn. Phil is the modern Marie Antoinette
Let them eat cup of noodles
You expect him to eat lunchmeat sandwiches? Tuuhah.
I love both the 🧂 and that Phil didn’t hit his goals.
I also love that he’s raging on the game after shitting on MK1
I fucking love it, watching Phil try to play any character with complexity beyond "Press button win" is amazing.
He's doing maybe 15% of what aki is capable of.
Spin to win. If the character doesn't have a baby's first command throw that does 15-30% damage, then he thinks they're low tier.
@@ruminating1596 Hahahahahaha. If I ever play SF6, Baby's First Command Throw will be my user name.
it's amusing to watch a good player like jwong lab and learn with aki and contrast it with phil's inability to adapt
“Now that I’m master, you can’t say I’m bad at Street Fighter!”
-Phil
“That Master Manon sucks! They’re a terrible player!”
-also Phil
I think I've seen a Reddit post of some guy making Masters Rank with a negative W/L ratio.
If that's the case, hitting Masters means nothing.
Fill himself getting master means nothing when you can hit it with a 20% win rate
@@darthspaghetti86 It is. DSP was one of them. DSP hit master with a negative win rate.
I have to imagine if anyone is lucky enough to encounter the “DSPgaming” gamer tag and recognizes it, they have to be thinking “I’m gonna enjoy this.” When they inevitably wipe the floor with him.
12:49 he really short circuited, and belted out 26 different excuses at the same time
"Can't do anything"
"Insane luck"
"Terrible player"
"He's not even good at all"
lol
"Lag"
"Controller inputting wrong moves"
"Button mashing"
"It's too hot"
Fighting Game players; where no win is ever legit.
The only time Phil ever compliment
Someone is when ppl tell him he's fighting a pro player 😂
What a chill stream. I can really feel myself relaxing and having fun with him.
After all that crying about MK1, you'd think he'd lay back on the crying and complaining but that's Phil "nothing i could do!" Burnell for ya
Bwahaha love seeing that classic Phil rage boil to the surface. Hope this grows worse and he actually throws his fighting stick to the floor.
Two things I've always wanted to see:
1. Phil burp so hard that he actually pukes
2. Phil get so mad that he makes a threat on someone's life live on stream.
Breaking his own property like a controller, tv, or computer would be a plus.
Or better yet out his Window
Every time I see a Ryu, I get hype.
Every time DSP sees a Ryu, *has nightmares.*
One word: K E N
Literally aki is brand new and he's already acting like she's low tier just cause he can't beat people who are actually competent at the game lolhe is so sad sometimes
Amazing how every single character Phil plays has no reversal.
How can a person be this bad at something they've done for most of their life that takes real skill.
Got lucky mashing button at a tournement once
it genuinely pisses me off how hard he's slamming his brand new fighting stick lmao
he knows if he breaks it he can beg for new parts
You can tell he really cares about his fighting stick, can you hear how skilfully he slams his hooves all over it when he loses?
Thank you for the quality Kahntent Memeology, always a pleasure
We need a gofundme to save that fighting stick, it deserves a loving home.
10:42 Something tells me that Phil doesn’t know how luck works. If you didn’t get rewarded for it, you wouldn’t be that lucky.
Also he calls all jumps lucky but never uses DP or considers that people jump to cover certain options (also its hella, itd be weird to not reward a risky option)
Your output is so impressive and quick. I love my condensed sf6 salt
Even during a mirror match dsp fires off the excuses
That mirror match proved how full of shit Phil is 😂
I love how this proves phill can’t read a pattern
Man with how enraged he is, i wonder if he asked a wolverine figuring for christmas and his mom told him to buy it himself so he's fuming in rage.
Imagine people working in the rain
Divorce Arc incoming
Guys, please be nice to Phil. He's dealing with something stressful behind the scenes he can't talk about so he can't help but be upset.
Sound good? *SNORT*
I appreciate Phil for one thing. We can all agree on this too. He makes great enough content for me to show my kids, family and friends how not to be a gamer. He literally makes me teaching so easy. Lmao😂😂😂
Something is def going on. Last time it was this bad was marvel infinite when panda was leaving/tax shit was going on
If you're learning, you can't focus on winning. You have to focus on getting better
all my life ive seen a lot of bad things happen to many good people. phil is one of the worst humans on the planet and he always managed to luck out of every single bad situation he puts himself into. there is no cosmic karma.
then he goes on stream to whine and embarass himself playing a video game for sex pests and literal regards in his chat while 3 people pay for his bills, his games, his mortgage, and somehow also fund his sweaty jpeg mobile game addiction. i really dont think i truly HATE anyone.. except for him.
If the pig is the one person on Earth you hate then you might be a dent
I hate him too but get your shit straight
Remember, "he loves video games guys" and "loves SF6"
Imagine some of these people he's being matched up against are people just casually playing some ranked sets on their day off just having the time of their life and not even realize there's a little Piggy on the other end going full tilted sweaty gamer mode.
Wonder if Kat signed for prenup before the marriage...
Hope not, I hope she financially ruins him after being held hostage for all those years.
The funniest thing is, if hes doing some kind of weird flex of getting characters to master and then moving on, hes gonna have to play Ken eventually.
That should be a very fun watch
I CANT DO ANYTHING!!
mr phill tech the throw or jump
I CANT DO ANYTHING DOOD OH MY GOD HE THREW ME FOR THE 6TH TIME WHO COULDVE SEEN THIS COMING
how dare they disturb this hard working man 😂😂😂
“Idk if it’s joystick, idk if it’s the game but I know it’s definitely not meee, reeeee”
I want to play Ackhee
Later at dinner:
Khet: what's wrong? You look upset.
Dsp: my street fighter move don't stop to drop, and im being beated by scrubs 😢
Later at dinner.
Kat: At work today I let one of my coworkers fuck me doggiestyle in the broom closet.
Phil: Work, work, work, thats all you talk about, I've been losing at Street Fighter all day.
I bought SF6 3 days ago and I think I’m already better than DSP…
"they suck, that's why they are sitting in platinum"
- the guy in platinum
1:54 bro slipped up and said the truth.
I love what he says, "How can I learn a character, if I can't beat anyone?" Even though there are character combo tutorials.
This hurt to watch more than usual for some reason
I know what you mean. Watching a 41 year old “man” crying on stream because he sucks at a fighting game has to be one of the most cringe painful things ever
I thought the cool fall breeze wafting through his pig Roach den was gonna make playing SF6 so enjoyable today.
New character, new stream, new potential for higher amounts of salt...
...but we still have the same old DSP. Nothing he could do, dood.
I’m legit worry DSP mental health is declining fast. How much will power does he has left.
LTG and Phil are long lost brothers with these excuses.
You know it’s a chill, pahsitive stream when you get the voice crack-ack-ack.
He's literally playing Aki like he does Lily 😂 of course he's gonna get smashed
"Of course he's ready for counter drive impact...of course he is....what a great player..." What the fuck is that attitude...yes he was ready Phil, jesus christ....
Gout Fighter 6 is proving too tough for Pheel I see.
From divorce sadness into video game sadness. well played big david.
Not even 3 seconds in and he's already said 'I can't do anything' twice 😅
Phil the only player in sf6 that doesn't mash and guess
It's so funny how he thinks he can delegitimize any move used against him by simply calling it random. When no other excuse can be pulled out.. random move! There's nothing he could do.