The Moon is a Door to Forever
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- čas přidán 14. 02. 2020
- So let’s go back, eh?
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More spacey stuff and some recommendations below ►
Enormous liberties have been taken with this one; some of the footage isn’t from Apollo 11 (the mission we chat about here), but subsequent missions to the moon. Footage was really quite difficult to find, so hopefully you can forgive me playing a little visually loose with the truth.
Also the Soviet space program was barely even mentioned in the video. I’ve often thought it’s a bit sad that the Soviet Union got the first satellite into space, the first doggos (let’s not discuss it), the first man, the first woman, the first probe to the moon, the first spacewalk, and the first robot on another celestial body - yet the winner’s medal generally goes to the US for reaching the moon, and doing it so brilliantly. (Which they did, and which it was.)
Not in any way meaning to discredit the US here, I’d just like to urge you to spare a thought for those other clever men and women a continent away who were - at the very same time - also taking marvellous and brave strides into space.
I’ve had quite a fascination with the Apollo program over the years, and space in general. If it’s something you’re interested in too, here’s the stuff I really, really enjoyed reading and watching. (No one’s paying me for this, I just dig them. The audiobook versions are great too.)
Mike Massimino - Spaceman
www.amazon.com/Spaceman-Astro...
Robert Kurson - Rocket Men: The Daring Odyssey of Apollo 8 and the Astronauts Who Made Man's First Journey to the Moon
www.amazon.com/Rocket-Men-Ody...
Andrew Smith - Moondust: In Search of the Men Who Fell to Earth
www.amazon.com/Moondust-Searc...
Apollo 11
www.imdb.com/title/tt8760684/
In the Shadow of the Moon (THE DOCUMENTARY, NOT THE OTHER ONE)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0925248/
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She assured me that since an astronaut’s doing it, it’s fine.
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Bruh imagine risking your life to be the first person to step foot on something that's not Earth, filming it, doing research, just to come back and have a bunch of wankers say "N-No you didn't"
Sam Hint
For the REST OF YOUR LONGGGGGG LIFE.
Then again you have flat earthers that have flown 40,000 feet, seen the curvature of the earth and still take to the internet.
@@FormerGovernmentHuman The flat earther thing is hilarious when you realize that anyone can stick a video camera to a modern drone or giant balloon or whatever and just fly it up and look :p
@@Reelix extreme cognitive dissonance
I think one of the astronauts punched a guy who did exactly that, didn't he?
Reelix I don’t think any flat earther has a drone tbh
God I always imagine what would have happened if instead of “A small step for a man, a giant leap for humanity” he said something like “Holy fucking shit we actually did it”
Beautiful
We can still say that when we get to Mars
I saw a reddit where someone said "what if the first words Neil Armstrong said was this "One- Wait what is that? wait no-no AHHH" and cut their radios out... It was pretty funny
Aniket Vishwakarma first of all, most of what’s written in that article is bullshit. Second of all, the article you’re presenting disagrees with you, since you say we will never do, and the article just says “not soon, but sometime”
@@pabloserranogarcia7557 and by sometime the article meant several thousand years later and we most probably will be extinct in few hundred years lmfao.
I was lucky enough to not only be alive during the moon landings, but to actually watch Apollo 11 lift off over the trees and buildings of my house in Cocoa, Florida, just miles away. My nine-year-old self repeated, "I have to remember this". And I have, so many years later.
i mean, it was a rocket launch, it was apollo 11, id imagine thatd be quite memorable
@@chickencurry69420 I'd seen several Apollo launches, both before and after 11. 17 was probably the best, because it was the only night launch of a Saturn V. Amazing. I also saw the Challenger explosion with my own eyes in the skies above my house. I won't forget that one either.
I was alive to watch discovery blow up in front of my fellow 3rd graders in class. The silence was absolutely hilarious as the teacher quickly walked over to the tv to turn it off, speechless.
From Cocoa Florida, you were how far away, and could you have a fairly quiet conversation or was it like 80db? I was 15 in my grandmother’s house in Orange, Ca. There were no decent TV remotes, so my grandfather built a finished table with TV controls wired to it.
@@jedgould5531 It's less than 20 miles in a straight line. Once the sound wave reached you it would rattle the window panes (if they were cranked open). The Saturn V's were much louder than the Shuttles, but you could still converse with someone next to you. The sound is similar to an earthquake.
“I’m a, God?”
“No, not yet, you’re just a fetus”
-The Egg
May I have the source?
@@razagan1343 you are in for a ride lol
@@CathLenaMusic well I would like to but tickets to this ride, so may I have it please?
I posted the link and it’s not here anymore. Strange.
Search “The Egg” on CZcams. It should be the first one.
It’s an animated short story
@@razagan1343 lemme know what you think :)
Exurb1a.... being... optimist?
*Jazz music stops*
*Upsilon dies backwards*
Frankt i choked
Well you gotta be positive when you're 30.
@Gusandco the former jeez
He started being more positive lately for some reason.
UPSILON NOT EPSILON
"We choose to go back to the Moon and do the other things - not because they are easy, but because they are COOL."
- J,F, Kennedy
XBASGAMESX
-totally
Anime simp antagonist: I want power to protec this random cute chic I found
Me: I want to bang my sister
Sounds as human as a human speech can get.
A TV
Me: who hurt you?
Dude there has never been a youtuber or section of media that makes me feel so good as a human- as a weird thing exploring reality and virtual reality- just trying to figure shit out. Thank you for breaking down the internal thoughts and ideas and guiding them in such a pretty way. You mean so much to our weird timeline.
I’m quite hilariously existential. You make me feel at home. Much love.
Oh hey
@@gaguna6433 matata
Man I feel the same way!
Brilliantly said! I feel similar to what you expressed. He makes me feel less like an alien and more so at the same time. It's nice.
Oh howdy there friend
My dad was an aerospace engineer in the 60s. He worked for Martin Marietta, designing ICBMs, when I was born in Denver (no shit, it says "Father's place of employment: Missile Plant" on my birth certificate). He got hired by a NASA subcontractor in 1966, and we moved to Huntsville Alabama, where all the Apollo design work was done. My daddy was a spaceman, all the kid's daddies were spacemen. He worked there all the way through the Skylab missions, then in 73, it all wound down, and he found work in the nuclear field, and we moved away.
I have a coin from him, they gave one out to all the key people, made from the metal of the Apollo 11 spacecraft, and stamped with a caption and picture of the event.
It was a strange and exciting time to be alive.
Thank you for sharing your story.
This was one of the coolest comments I think I've ever seen on a CZcams video, thank you.
@@avamasquerade wow. Nice of you to say, about a time when I was under 9 years old.
Me: Ahh depression turtle has posted again
Me thirteen minutes later: Happy turtle???
It’s all your fault Jaf’ar COSMIC turtle!
He's finally shifting from a Doomer to a Bloomer
The turtle is happy now
It's a tortoise you twits
@@thegrammarcrusader4085 well the channel picture is a tortoise, but the banner is a turtle
*First words on mars*: “this landing is brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS”
LMAO nice 👌
o NO
SkillShare.
uh oh
First words on Mars or M.A.R.S.?(Mankind's artificial relocation system) If you plan to go on that trip better make sure you know where you are going.
"If that doesn't unify us, nothing will."
... you're right.
Imagine when we get to Mars and the first person to walk on it says “ Yo this is totally poggers dude” 😂😂
Oh god that would be horrible
That person would have single handedly ruined Mars
That'd be in the history books and I'd love it
Houston? Armstrong is sus, I repeat Armstrong is sus.
@@alexl6543 This planet is cursed. Next please.
“Uhh mate, what like size are you?”
*Unbelievable*
I'm only IMMENSE
Hugh Mungus
Humongous what?
and always bigger than Pluto
Unbelievable Geoff
Exurb1a: maybe I don't want to be the existantial crisis - inducing guy anymore
If you look at the whole picture, he still is.
Are you kidding me? This brings me more sorrow than anything else.
I admire Exurb1a for his optimism for humanity and our species, but knowing that this is the age where we will only begin to explore the universe is utterly crushing for me. How many things will we miss? Exploring Mars, exploring the solar system, hell, even exploring the galaxy. We're alive at the gate of progress for our species, and we won't live long enough to see us cross it.
@@bojackhorseman4176 progress issa lie
Bojack Horseman Rather be the pioneers than!
@@vsatonthebeat4101 ok boomer
As goofy as you can be somtimes , i started tearing up when you mentioned stepping onto mars. Just the idea that our species has literally endless potetional to explore the universe if we could just figure out how . That my ancestors after me would possibly be a space traveling civilization…it’s beautiful
😂You ppl crack me up, royally!
We haven’t been back in 50 yrs. and you all still beLIEve we actually went there!!
Like WTF folks!
How did Don Petit the astroNOT put it, “ I’d go back to the moon in a nanosecond, but we don’t have that technology anymore, we used to, but we destroyed it, and it’s a painful process to build it back again”!!😮😂😂
They claim they taped-over some of the telemetry and lost the remainder of the info used for the guidance systems!
You’re telling me the most paramount thing human beings has ever done in the history of the world, and ‘they’ lost & taped-over what!?!?!?
😱🧐🤨….🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
I saw this right after it was announced that Michael Collins died at age 90. Rest in peace, you've made it to eternity
Somehow, this channel can go from
“Ha ha, funny joke”
To a sudden existential crisis
That pretty much sums up my whole life. So
And then back to " hahaha nice one "
I think this is kind of an insight into why humor itself is valuable beyond superficial enjoyment, or rather _why_ it is that that enjoyment is catalyzed. It seems to be the exploratory force that extends the bounds of thought through comfortably grounding it to some underlying reality if that makes sense. Or something.
who asked
@@seanandrews5329 me
“Or if you prefer speeding around the earth at about 17 times the speed of a bullet”
Ah, there’s those American measurements
Back to back World War Champs baby!
Brother that was such a good one
Lmao god bless us and our autism
It’s not even helpful.
Bullet speed is measured in feet per second “fps.” You’re plenty welcome to criticize that in it’s own right.
Average bullet speed is anywhere from 900-3,500 fps depending on caliber etc. So 17x faster than that is a HUGE range.
TheSpaceBetween bruh it was a joke
Imagine working your ass of to go to the moon and facing death every second just to come back and have some people not belive you
And claim that you (a scientist) are actually a government-employed actor hired to disinform people, what a sad world we live in.
@@mister_bomb7777 ok and lets say i if were a scientist and lied to people about my acomplishment of stepping foot on the moon what would I gain by spreading misinformation to the the world for status. Recognition . There no point in lying about that .
@@_The_real_karma Yes, there is absolutely no point in lying about that, but some people just want a boogie man to blame all their problems on, in this case they chose the government.
I, grown up man, have shed tears at the end of this video, and it's very motivating to me. Thank you for what you are doing.
2:22 :
Bonus Urine Fact:
Yuri Gagarin was of course the first human in space; a Soviet Union cosmonaut. During the bus ride out to his rocket - Vostok 1, he realised he had to pee. He decided to relieve himself on the back tire of the bus. For the cosmonauts who came after, it was considered bad luck not to do this on one's journey out to the launch pad also. The tradition endures today. (Given to anatomical restraints with a spacesuit, ladies generally prepare the urine beforehand in a small bottle or vial and deposit it with a throw)
Apparently there was a somewhat similar tradition before US shuttle launches of playing poker until the commander lost a hand, thereby using up all of the day's bad luck.
Humans.
Humans: We are creatures of strange and random rituals, even during serious space business.
I learned of this from Chris Hadfields book. There are a LOT of pre launch traditions astronauts take part in. Required movies and even quarantine!
Thank you. I don't know how to pause a CZcams video
Except Gagarin was not the first human in space. Vladimir Ilyushin was. He crashed landed in china.
@@goodvibezone8136 spacebar.
I’m going to have to use that quote: “we choose to go back to the moon and do those other things not because they are easy, but because they are cool.” That’s just such a good summary of why we make scientific progress if we are being honest with ourselves about it
JFK would have approved
a little too naive
That’s not the only reason though, countless advancements would not exist without space exploration, political boundaries could not be broken, profit exists commercialism lies in any new territory. Innovation, exploration, policy, politics, global warming, scientific theory. Hundreds more that make it a crime to just say, “because it’s cool.”
Space travel is the coolest thing humans will ever do.
It is a jfk speech but he replaced hard by cool.
You should really listen to his moon speech. It is one of the greatest speech to have ever existed.
These videos always make me cry at the end. You're a great storyteller.
I don't have the words (because i don't know english enough) to describe how much I love this video. It's like the third or fourth time that I see it and I still crying like the first time. Thanks.
1903: "Oh cool, we are finally able to fly"
66 years later: "Oh cool, we just landed on the moon"
61 years later, “ oh look we got space stations! No moon stuff though!”
@@jimkerman5675 More like, "Oh, we have become so dumb and uninspired that some us think the Earth is flat."
@@arachnid83 Look, I try looking at the positive because of this video
thank you for making me be pessimistic again
Humanity is screwed!
Jim Kerman "Oh look! We're planning on ways to clean our atmosphere of our mess, finding ways to go to space earlier, and how to terraform the mars to be able to colonize it!"
@@himborat855 Stop trying to make me optimistic again, I'll never get to go up in the deep black, our chances of beating climate change are negligible and it's all down to human interference. Also space debris.
just imagine the future
"excuse me sir could i have an unbelievable space condom?"
“Oops, I dropped my unbelievable space condom, that I use for my humugus dong.”
@@thermophile2106 Sir, this is a Wendy's.
John Buick - I mean... Technically yes?
"Space exploration"
Right, it just puts you to sleep. The safest sexof all! Then you wake when the robot starts to bugger you!
Can't believe this was posted 3 years ago and I'm seeing it now! The audacity!!
Loved the narration, goosebumps.... totally! Gonna re-watch it with earphones on high volume.
This is one of my fav videos here on CZcams...rewatching it everytime i get time
2:22, Bonus Urine Fact:
Yuri Gagarin was of course the first human in space; a soviet union cosmonaut. During the bus ride out of to his rocket, - Vostok 1, he realized he had to pee. He decide to relieve himself on a black tire of the bus. For the cosmonauts who came after, it was considered bad luck not to do this on one's journey out to the launch pad also. The tradition continues today. (Given to anatomical constraints within a spacesuit, ladies generally prepare the urine beforehand in a small bottle or bile and deposit it with a throw.)
Apparently there was a somewhat similar tradition before US shuttle launches of playing poker until the commander lost a hand, thereby using up all of the day's bad luck.
Humans.
Edit: speeling
Thank you for that!
imagine being the new bus driver
everything keeps going back to fluids and don't we love/hate/try to relate compassionately if somewhat begrudgingly to it
this is where all the legends hang their hat i see.
That's an interesting fact, man
2:22
Bonus Urine Fact:
Yuri Gagarin was of course the first human in space, a Soviet Union cosmonaught. During the bus ride out to his rocket - Vostok 1, he realised he had to pee. He decided to relieve himself on a back tire of the bus. for the cosmonauts who cam after, it was considered bad luck not to do this on one's journey out to the launch pad also. The tradition endures today. (Given to anatomical constraints within a space suit, ladies generally prepare the urine beforehand in a small bottle or vial and deposit it with a throw.)
Apparently there was a somewhat similar tradition before US shuttle launches of playing poker until the commander lost a hand, there by using up all of the day's bad luck.
Humans.
Allen Meyer god damn you
Allen Meyer took me so long to confirm that’s what actually was posted
@@kenshinsia6862 rly tho
So was that thing with the peanuts
Even on 0.25 speed it took me 2 attempts
So happy i have just found this amazing channel! thank you!
Intentionally left blank so as not to offend the scouts of the world.
I was a scout once, then promptly expelled for attempting to ferment orange squash into hard alcohol during a truly soul-destroying wilderness excursion.
Never even got a badge for that.
Still better than bandcamp.
Daily dose of internet- No
*Monthly Hit of Existential Crisis*- Yes
Sadly it's roughly once every three mouths.
Both, Both are good
How could you be hit by existential crisis? This is where we shall leap off, the dawn of the space age, the true space age, is beginning, the amazement of new planets, new resources, technological advancement! This is the launching point of humanity as an interplanetary species potentially! My god this fills me with hope, and wonder at what's to come!
Mostly inconsistently timed dose of existential crisis*
@@smithyMcjoe gosh, thank you for this reminder😤✨
*Proposal* *for* *first* *words* *on* *mars:* "So it begins."
"Shoot what was it Armstrong said? Step, leap something? Should I say something like that? Ugh, I'm already on the ground now. Uh, another giant-er leap for mankind...again. Yeah."
"Right, I'm 'ere now. Looks like every single picture I've seen taken from the rovers. Oh shit, I completely forgot about my lines! Uhh - *fumbles around to get the note labeled "Words to say for first Martian v37"* ahem. On this very day (wait, what day is it today? Ahh it doesn't matter!) humanity has taken another leap. We have begun to... uhm, create new civilizations on other planets and will continue to do so. Sacrifices have been made, but they aren't in vain for this will be a new beginning! Not only for humanity, but for life itself. Is that good enough? Yeah I guess it is... hopefully."
How about just "Elon"
Or SpaceX ftw
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I’ve watched all your videos so many times.. sometime I just listen to you as I fall asleep.
Superb and outstanding narrative and excellent production, Exurb1a. Really well done!
"Yeah, the universe is alright. Not as good as a nice fight though, eh? Come here you little..."
That shit killed me laughing.
A 'nice fight' remains in waiting though.
Reminds me of that time when an astronaut punched some dude who thought that the moon landings were fake.
I love the line “riding 5% of America’s national budget into the morning sky”
poetry really
FeDeRaL 4!!!!4!!44!
If only more of the budget went to space and less to “defense” (oil)
same
@@Am-gg7ch or in the 60s "anti communism"
This channel has always a way to make me feel great about being a human.
Thank you for this great cinematic experience. You're very thoughtful and kind.
The first man on the moon: lots of attention
The second man in the moon: some attention
*no credits for that guy who stayed in the command module*
The loneliness man ever. Further than anyone ever with no way to contcact any living creature in pitch black darkness
some people do remember him. He's Michael P Collins. I thought it was Buzz Aldrin, but no its Michael P Collins.
@@anuragkaushal4455 Buzz Aldrin landed
@@HiddenFat hey Vsauce
What a sucky job. This close to such a monumental achievement, but you're relegated to second fiddle.
"... By 9:35 AM, you're 42 miles high, riding 5% of America's Federal budget into the morning sky...."
Now, that budget is used to buy a airship that will be used for..... uhhhhj..... *AMERICA*
And setting history for as long as humanity exists.
Kinda like Hunter Biden...
@@daanstrik4293 america has been a country for ~300 years, calm your tits you are far from the most significant historical nation
I can't tell if he's talking about a spaceship... or ket
Dude I found this guys channel yesterday and I’m on my already loving him he is so great you should definitely watch all his videos ❤❤❤🎉
it just keeps getting better every time
This channel is the literal definition of quality over quantity
Nah that's Kurzgesagts theme
What about A Fox In Space? It's been like 3 years since the first episode came out
If you like this channel you should also check out LEMMiNO
You haven't discovered Sam O'Nella yet
Also LEMMiNO
"3 blue whales high"
Ahh, Americans.
if my extremely generous calculations are correct, that is about 480 cheeseburgers
Or, if feeling generous, about 267 long rifles
@@Life-tastic *America Intensifies*
Imagine not measuring using whales or eagles per rifle range.
That is at least 2 feet
"Audacity monkeys" is now a term that I shall be frequently using on a daily basis. Never knew that I needed it but thank you for that.
This is GOLD! Amazing work, really is. I enjoy it every second
“Bigger than Pluto btw, but most things are”
**sad Pluto noises :(**
Even uranus Is bigger than pluto
F’s for pluto
Happy tiny Pluto with it's tiny family!
Perhaps 50,000 more little Pluto's. Ah, the plutinoids, the plutinos! How many are there? "We are out numbered!"
I hear Pluto picked the Extra Large size.
Here's my monthly dose of existential crisis.
There's no existential crisis. What's going on?!
Maby he just forgot to add the twist, something like 50 years later this epic mission will be remembered as a lie and impossible and staged by unimaginative and angry hairy apes
SOOOOOOOOOOORRY
Ikr?
@@Exurb1a As the video is about part of the history of spave travel, I am fine with not having an existential crisis.
In short: Thanks for the video.
@@yama123numbercauseytdemand4 You're very welcome indeed. Thanks for bothering with my stuff at all!
2:42 “Bigger than Pluto, most things are.”
Made me chuckle 😂 I subbed
I love you, thank you for appearing to my youtube recommendations
beep beep gromit
The person below me is an awesome writer
Apologies for my misinformation. (For those curious, Wallace and Gromit was a brilliant animation loads of us grew up with. Possibly one of the greatest chases in movie history: czcams.com/video/jrmZIgVoQw4/video.html )
Meme Dojo that’s bollocks, it was Tintin in his red rocket
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEESE
@6ix 9ine I used to get very upset about him as a kid. He just wanted a little go on a slope
I suggest the first words on mars should be “Hello there”
Or "Ah shit here we go again"
First words will be "haha,,, we fooled them again"
czcams.com/video/ua97Qj0EN_0/video.html
NASA is total BS !!!
First words on Mars:
Me: weed
Mars, like the Moon, is a Luminary.
They are not solid objects that one can land upon.
Research Tesla and the Firmament.
Google image Egyptian sky dome
And Mars replies “General Kenobi”
Thank you for talking about this. I had always wanted humanity to begin "The final frontier" in space, and I am happy that you managed to summarize this idea in such a beautiful way.
Artemis launched today to the moon!
I immediately came here as well and that is strangely comforting to me.
2:22 card:
Bonus Urine Fact:
Yuri Gargarin was of course the first human in space; a Soviet Union cosmonaut. During the bus ride out of his rocket - Vostok 1, he realised he had to pee. He decided to relieve himself on a back tire of the bus, For the cosmonaut who came after it was bad luck not to do this on one's journey out of the launch pad also. The tradition endures today. (Given to anatomical constraints within a spacesuit, ladies generall prepare urine beforehand in a small bottle or vial and deposit it with a throw.)
Apparently there was a somewhat similar tradition before US shuttle launches of playing poker until the commander lost a hand, thereby using up all of the day's bad luck.
That was ridiculously quick - someone had their weetabix this morning
@@Exurb1a You can just pause a video and use < and > to go frame by frame. It's cheeky, but it works reliably.
*Humans.*
U beat me to it ,nice
Thank you for telling me about that.
2:21 I swear that's the first you've ever laughed in a video
Not just in a video
@@Exurb1a what took you so long?
@@pencilgaming1233 what took you so long
@@xaifer2485 what took you so long?
@Yaman Games what took you so long
I just found this channel...might be my new favorite channel
Its definitely mine
Why are all of your videos so damn good? How much time does all this research take? The detail, the little facts, S tier stuff man.
2:20 this is the first time we heard exurb1a the turtle giggle, we should document it
Some guy with a Quantum Jail impossible
try listening to it on 0.25 speed, its sounds like some psycho xD
It’s on the internet, it’s already documented
„But this picnic runs on oxygen” might be my favorite quote now
he has also said "Your heart is a machine, there are no wizards in your spleen"
We choose to do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are cool
„we are ranch”
😂You ppl crack me up, royally!
We haven’t been back in 50 yrs. and you all still beLIEve we actually went there!!
Like WTF folks!
How did Don Petit the astroNOT put it, “ I’d go back to the moon in a nanosecond, but we don’t have that technology anymore, we used to, but we destroyed it, and it’s a painful process to build it back again”!!😮😂😂
They claim they taped-over some of the telemetry and lost the remainder of the info used for the guidance systems!
You’re telling me the most paramount thing human beings has ever done in the history of the world, and ‘they’ lost & taped-over what!?!?!?
😱🧐🤨….🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Man you sure know how to make goosebumpy monologues
As a youngish idiot feeling ovecomed by the pressure both work and myself put on me, coming back and listening to your videos really gives me a sense of relief and it's like listening to a monologue a funny friend could make during a good evening at the pub after few good pints. Keep it up bro, you really put up some great work. Maybe it's the IPA and the limoncello shot I've had while I'm editing videos speaking, but yeah, I dunno what the point I'm trying to make is anymore.
Keep being a good human being, a pat on the back from Italy.
"We choose to go back to the moon and do other things not because they are easy but because they are cool!"
Stardust Valgulious hard*
Terrell Wiley that was a joke
Kaj kaj yeah but for anyone who didn’t know the origins of it.
Damn good quote
If you really like the Kennedy quote, watch the ELITE Dangerous: Horizons trailer, it’s a really good use of it.
"Bigger than Pluto by the way, well most things are..."
Sad Pluto noises
I bet Pluto is the reason they had to rename the condoms
Don't be sad Pluto, I know one thing for sure and that's the fact that you're definitely bigger than my PP
Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog :((
@@e.k.o5412 its a brand new day what ya waiting for? :((
Rewatching this to remind myself to look beyond the wars and conflicts towards what can be achieved.
You are truly fantastic. Given that you gave us this story. Not only that you produced this so stunningly so well that we came along with you today this journey. BUT. Because I reckon you totally believe all of this is actually a simulation
This is why I applaud the detailed and meaningful delivery despite you knowing that in fact you just made the (simulation much more important to us all) quick drink with you pal a bit longer.
Ok but "A Boy Scout with a badge for spitting in the face of death" is one hell of a line
YEAH it is.
I actually have that badge... Well, not that exact badge since I'm in a different country, but an analog. Me and my patrol got stuck in a thunderstorm while canoeing on a lake. There was a lightning strike just a few hundred meters away, and our boat almost got toppled over from the waves. We were screaming and praying to god thinking we were going to die, we were taking in water and my friend was trying to get it out using his boot as a bucket, meanwhile l tried to keep the boat from toppling over. Never been so scared in my life, but never have I had so much fun either.
If there is a god somewhere, he either saved us that day, or he was just really pissed off with us. Either one is plausible.
"And also kicking him right in the disco stick" the completed part
id give it to the kid that built a nuclear reactor out of junk in his shed. feds declared it a superfund site, next level toxic.
And an excellent start to a story
For those who were wondering at 2:22, some words appear they say.
"BONUS URINE FACT
Yuri Gagarin was of course the first human in space; a Soviet Union cosmonaut. During the bus ride out to his rocket - Vostok 1, he realized he had to pee. He decided to relieve himself on the back tire of the bus. for cosmonauts who came after, it was considered bad luck not to do this on one's journey out to launchpad also, the tradition endures today.
(Given to anatomical constraints within a spacesuit, ladies generally prepare the urine beforehand in a small bottle or vial and deposit it with a throw.)
Apparently, there was a somewhat similar tradition before the US shuttle launches of playing poker until the commander lost a hand thereby using up all of the day's bad luck.
Humans."
Yes it‘s a free fact
@@rascalcreeper3472 Thank you, very useful!
Was just about to comment this!
Good eye! I had to go back and look for myself 😂
Thank you 🙏🏻
Mate…you make some incredible vids!! Honestly they’re just… 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
"When we go, which we will".....ah, such positivity. Where is my existential crisis???
That "will" was stressed to the point of making me actually believe it might come sooner rather than later.
It better.
@@Blackiriskun why do you have a need for that.
Well there's the part where we die a mere century or even less before aging is cured. Then any optimism you have for humanity is converted to despair that you missed so much of it by a cosmic fingernail.
If we were to live on the moon we would have to wear weight vests
c'mon man, you're giving me happy tears instead of a near-lethal dose of existential dread :')
Ikr
This
True 😭
😂You ppl crack me up, royally!
We haven’t been back in 50 yrs. and you all still beLIEve we actually went there!!
Like WTF folks!
How did Don Petit the astroNOT put it, “ I’d go back to the moon in a nanosecond, but we don’t have that technology anymore, we used to, but we destroyed it, and it’s a painful process to build it back again”!!😮😂😂
They claim they taped-over some of the telemetry and lost the remainder of the info used for the guidance systems!
You’re telling me the most paramount thing human beings has ever done in the history of the world, and ‘they’ lost & taped-over what!?!?!?
😱🧐🤨….🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Brilliant. One of best YT videos ever. How refreshing.
“We are currently audacity monkey’s, but we could be forever monkeys.” One of my all time favorites.
SCIENTIFIC FACT : "The more you know about astronomy the more humble you'll become "
Then how come neil degrasse tyson is so. not-humble
@@littelcreatchure506 maybe he is not a real scientist! Or you misunderstood him !
Sorry but that is not a scientific fact, that is just your opinion
@@lowkey_entertaining9723 // Now now don't be so pessimistic, there are some points to what he said despite the world-views present here. Most likely, he's talking about all things a person can find passion in.
A person who can be passionate about astronomy will most likely turn humble at the realization of how insignificantly small the each of us are.
This most likely will apply to astronauts who have been to space.
Those who made it to the moon will leave all semblance of history that our world made, into a place entirely unknown, a place more harsh than the place we're all born from; to leave behind earth and travel to space, is to subsequently realize and acknowledge the many subsequent miracles that happen in the earth.
And anyone who is passionate about Astronomy, will at some point want to see this kind of view that captivates the hearts of astronauts alike; just breathing in a place outside of the planet is already making history itself.
But it doesn't have to be exactly that example only, nor does it have to be astrology in its entirely, it can be creative writing, singing in the music industry, dancing in a place vastly different from home such as a ballroom.
It's really just passion about this and that, someone who is passionate over something will have changed for the better, and become more assured; whether that change is good for others or not.
Neo Bilal might be wrong, but he's certainly not mistaken.
@@horence2360 this is really what I wanted to tell him, but I hadn't enough time to write all these magnificent words . Thank you .
Exurbia being positive and wholesome... _Somethings wrong, I can feel it..._
Nah his finally got it together and motivating us to be good turtle lovers awight?awight.
Big apologies, it won't happen again
It better not, where the hell am I supposed to get my monthly dose of existential nihilism now
@@Exurb1a You do positive and wholesome as well, if not better, than the whole terrifying mundanity of existence stuff. Please continue.
@@Exurb1a czcams.com/video/APTRIkGKftg/video.html
So inspiring and moving! Thank you
Wow. the production is amazing
Me: wait... why is this wholesome..?
Exurb1a: Flirts w/ moon, and calls us monkeys
Me: Ah, thats the Exurb1a we all know and lover
and flirting with the moon isnt wholesome?
imagine waking up and being like: "oh yeah right im on the moon"
Imagine the dreams you'd have on the moon.
Yea xD that feeling that you have when you´re on vacation but instead you have it on the moon
You don’t live on the moon?
@@Blessedup69 u lil moonman
That would be the most epic head f@ck ever!!!
Love the use of phonix in ur video's! Truly magnificent! !
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Man. I love this, thank you.
Last time i was this early, people were figuring out what 'terra' is
That is my favourite twist on this meme
@@Exurb1a same
@@Exurb1a TERRA
@@Exurb1a Earth's two moons though? Nothing..? Just looking for optics pretending to respond to your comments?
‘TERRA’
I was expecting epsilon dies backwards but got positivity.
Not that I’m complaining or anything
I still ended up with a bit of existencial dread
MAC AND CHEESE yeah me too haha, I at least thought it would be a depressing ending.
Extremely fantastic video, great job!
God, I love this video! Makes me cry every time.
Just so that you know, I’m a French student in physics and chemistry at university in France, and our english teacher asked us, as an assignment, to summarize one of you videos in the form of a 200 words text. Yup, you’ve gone so far that teachers are looking at you, good job man 👌 edit : that’s soooo many likes guys, thank y’all
dang that’s incredible.
Good job France.
That's awesome!
Thats so fucking cool
Dude where are you studying? , that's so cool.
2:05 imagine being the astronaut to have picked small and then having to explain to nasa that changing the name hasn’t resolved the problem
Impossible... the massive balls required to sit on that much explosive makes the new naming system far more appropriate. The small was actually 10.5"
@@charpsteve36 I am convinced that rocket fuel is nothing more than concentrated big dick energy
This made me tear up. You are an excellent motivational speaker
NGL everytime I watch your video at the end I get goosebumps, your videos are like experiencing sublime telling me my insignificance as a human.
“For me, the most ironic moment in that moment in history is the plaque signed by president Richard M Nixon that Apollo 11 took to the moon. It reads “we came in peace, for all mankind”. As the United States was dropping 7.5 megatons of conventional explosives on small counties in Southeast Asia, we congratulated ourselves on our humanity: we could do no harm on this lifeless rock” -Carl Sagan
Does anyone really buy that in 200 years in our Star Trek future humans will have evolved into benevolent beings? I say not a chance.
@@clayz1 wel did anyone 200 years ago really buy that we would land on the moon? Pretty sure 200 years ago they wouldnt even believe that black people/woman would have the same rights as all other people. But hey, atleast you can give urself an excuse to call yourself worthless and dont do anything with your life.
@@clayz1 Unless we hit some severe technological stagnation, we'll probably have had to make some huge strides in that direction to've avoided some kind of civilization-ending "oops".
The United States _did not_ drop any bombs on the moon, Ryebread, so we went in peace.
Nikay Mackenzie You didn’t exactly take the high road with that comment.
"... And then, we will learn to run"
That was the most impactful line in the whole video. Fantastic writing
i got goose bumps
The Walmart cashier is incredibly confused why I’m on the verge of tears
Man what a wonderful journey this video was.
"Bigger than Pluto by the way, but most things are."
What a savage
The moon isn't really a moon. Earth is a binary planet system.
@@jeupater1429 It's not a planet, planets are just wandering stars.
Pluto is in the "extra-large" crew
We learned from new horizons that Pluto is in reality a very complex and dynamic place What ever you call it a rose by any name would smell as sweet
@@rap1df1r3 planets are not made of extremely hot plamsma
"Audacity Monkeys" might be my new favorite term for Human Beings.
Naaaw, Nuclear apes is still better
ikr
@@morte1238 LOLOLOLZ
I like "Carbon units" :D
This is the best channel on CZcams. Thank you sir.
Bro why do you make me feel like I'm going to cry every 3 minutes
I just realized that i might witness the time when i look up at the moon and see lights on the night side. I realized that just when i saw that image in the video. We might see that. We all might see that. Not alot of them, but there might be glimmers here and there. The first sparks of humans entering space.
Honestly this video made me feel something i felt when i read about the apollo program as a kid. The magic, the science, the technology. We DID this. This happened. There wheree humans walking on that bright thingy in the sky. This was everything for me when i was a child. And this video brought back this overwelming feeling of magic.
Thanks exurbia
@Prowler Cam you are 68???
@Prowler Cam I think they have plans to go back to the moon soon. Going to be such an experience to see man walk on the moon again.
Prowler Cam you’re telling me you’re 68 years old?
That is a brilliant thought and now Im crying again thanks alot
holy shit dude you're right