Haberman's Book Details Racist, Sexist Behavior By The Former President | Lizzo Makes History Cool
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- čas přidán 27. 09. 2022
- Maggie Haberman will join Stephen on The Late Show next week to talk about her new book, "Confidence Man," and Lizzo used her concert in D.C. to encourage fans to get interested in history. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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As someone who played the flute for about 5 years, I would have also lost my shit at having the chance to play that crystal flute.
“First of all, we can’t believe you happened to us” is the perfect line Mr. Colbert. And history is cool.
You know what is awesome history? The Abraham Accords. The first Middle East peace agreement in almost a century.
THANKS TRUMP
Six years later, and I still can't believe people actually voted for this thing twice!
@@couragekarnga8735 How's that war, inflation, gas prices, home mortgages, violence, border, Covid deaths and supply chain going now?😂😂😂😂
But, but, a late night comedian said orange man bad.
You are all the worst people to ever live.
🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
Trump will be history some day.
"First face you see when you come to at the bottom of a well." I laughed so hard I went into a coughing fit. His writers are genius.
He's the father of the creepy little girl in "The Ring".
Laugh is right! Looks just like a dead body staring up at you! Eeek.
Total genius remark, haha! The face at the bottom of the well. Who writes like this? Bravo
As a "dorky history teacher" my first thought was "I'm going to show this clip to my class today." Stephen has our number!
I feel sorry for your student's, and you should probably have your teaching credential revoked.
I hope they love it!
Sorry you attracted this other poster doing their lame and gramatically flawed ad hominem.
Thank you for all of your hard work! 📘✨
@@Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus Whatever you say, Miss correctall, it's still unethical and just bad teaching to bring your politics into the classroom.
@@wrallpaul66 - Tell that to the RepubliCONs trying to ban teaching equality or tolerance.
@@wrallpaul66 So a celebrity saying, "History is cool" is political?
Seemed to me a completely anodyne remark.
"We still can't believe you happened to us" - a truly great line, Colbert.
Beverly, I was going to say the same thing! That was absolutely a great line!
@Richard Smegma Only in a Trumpstick's weird warped vision. Which you obviously are, given your classy name. Grow up and face reality, little boy.
@Richard Smegma That's right, sweetie... keep telling yourself that.
@Richard Smegma Your opinion does not become a fact just because you call it one. Trump is being ranked as one of the 10 worst presidents in the history of the USA. THAT is a cold hard fact you can feel free to look up in the presidential rankings.
@Richard Smegma validate that with any actual facts!!! You're a Trumper you don't believe in evidence or facts or reality do you buddy!!!!!!
I saw Colbert live for the first time today, is the best experience; his presence, the band all was amazing
good for you.. grats... stories, memories
Nice you are truly a real racist!!
Flex.
lols.
Jelly.
Nice!
Congratulations
“We still can’t believe you happened to us!” This is the best damn line Colbert has ever said! This is exactly how I have felt for the past 6 years. Having Trump as president was like falling into a twilight zone where reality was worse and more bizarre than my nightmares. But I couldn’t just wake up and discover everything back to normal, because I was already awake! This worst part was seeing, and hearing people who I had always believed to be sane and compassionate suddenly saying horrible, cruel, or just bizarre things as if it were completely normal.
It was a wild a surreal time, especially when others around you would feed into absurd and deranged propaganda. I used to work for a Fox affiliated station and I could not fathom all the crazy shit people would believe.
People who I thought were sane, turned on me like you would not believe.
@David Gunner Who? The sane person or the deplorable that prays to Traitor,loser, Orange man ? Would that be you? Then remember send him money, he needs money, he is $3 mil short for his last lawyer that jumped ship because he knows Trump is a LOSER.
Yes it is as if they are possessed by a unifying fear that they have helped create this monster. Drumpf should have been laughed off the escalator
And now having Biden as President is a living NIGHTMARE. But he is so nice and helpful giving billions of dollars of our military equipment to help and support terrorists. Destroy the American economy but instead wants to help the rest of the world.
"We still can't believe you happened to us." LOL, that's a great line, almost spewed my coffee!!🤣🤣
I hope they make a zootopia 2 so Stephen can be a polar bear named Stephen Coldbear.
A brewery movie starring Stephen Coldbeer
I'd watch that!
I'm down for that lol 😆
Yes, pls!
Sounds like some good mary jane 🔥
Most publications are saying "he mistook [them] for waiters" but saying what he said makes it sound as bad as it really was, thank you.
You EVER speak to anyone regardless of what their position was like that? I understand what you're saying and not calling you on it, just pointing out, how sad of a person that assclown is to speak to ANYONE like that, regardless
Well that's hilarious, because that is NOT less racist. Also would definitely show that nobody working for that publication has ever been to DC, because government staffers have a very distinctive way of dressing.
@@sophiejones3554 🎯🎯🎯
Thank you Maggie for reporting this as soon as you saw it happen and not keeping it to yourself for a tell all book.
Other comments say she's a journalist who kept reporting stuff like that all the time.
I think some stuff has to go thru NSA bc of security reasons, and maybe she was the leaker. Also, these are all crumbs. the bread was already served by other ppl that worked way closer to Trump. How many ppl has already written a book about the the chaotic Trump's White House? 20?
Another citizen-she has been reporting all of this as she is a reporter for a major newspaper. She hasn't been holding back anything, she has been documenting the history of this clown for the four years he was president and even now.
Oh man! Thank you Stephen for keeping us sane and laughing in the face of THE MANGO.
Hello Irish
That 'bottom of the well' quip was genius. It's been 10 minutes and I'm still laughing.....
Going to my first taping of “The Late Show” next week and I can’t wait. Not dying, but has been on my bucket list forever.
Congrats!!! So happy for you!
I went to a taping of the David Letterman Show at that theater. It's amazing how small it is, especially the stage.
Bless you and your writers, Stephen . Wee bit of sanity (&humor duh) in a crazy, divisive narcissistic world ❤❤😂😂
Stephen's dedication to just not ever saying or writing Trump's name on air is impressive.
Very impressive. I'm keeping a list of names used for T****
Ever since Stephen first said he wouldn’t I’ve only typed T***p’s thusly.
And Whoopi also. She says, “you know who” and the “former guy” and I think she’s been flawless!!
The orange turd doesn't deserve a name.
My favourite: The Count of Mostly Crisco
Wait. Don Jr didn't want the Mexican drug labs blown up? Why not? 😆❄
@laalaa99stl hmm, I wonder what he's hiding up his nose?
Eric: Powdered doughnuts again, Junior? But you just ate an entire box and didn't offer me any. You're just like father.
🤔
"First face you see when you come to the bottom of a well." Sooo good...
Gollum, gollum. Where is my precious???
Somebody described him as "a talking fire extinguisher. " Too true!😂😂😂
-Its puts the lotion on the ski or you get the hose again
"First face you see at the bottom of a well". Still wetting myself laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Yes, I was one of those nerdy teachers who echoed Lizzo's statement that history is freaking cool.
I want to see Lizzo interviewed on Fox news. Either her or Dulce Sloan.
I’m one of those dorky social studies teachers and I am for sure showing that whole bit to my class tomorrow!
Bless you, and all teachers. You rock
SAME!!
Bet your students love you. So cool.
Teachers really are one of the best parts of any country.
I'm always impressed by the tenacity of dedicated educators.
Groomer....
I love that the graphics team even blurred the former guy’s name in the picture of Haberman’s book!!! (1:17)
Well done in the details!!
Yes, wonder how they'll handle it when Haberman comes on the show and uses T's name? They should bleep it out like an expletive!
@@expatannie6958 Guests do use the Fat Orange Conman’s name.
Just not Steve and the team. (Which I greatly appreciate!!)
They normally don’t block the guests from saying his name though.
I wish I had a list of all the psudonyms so far...my favorite is the recent "Count of Mostly Crisco" 😝
@@jeffclement2468 I’m not sure if there actually is a list with all of them, but I have seen a list with a lot of them. It’s been a while, but I guess I just googled it.
Or take the hashtag used by Colbert and find them all bundled together on Twitter itself.
Just a thought….
“….it’s a shark in a street!” 😂
Hi Steven, good morning, this is Stevi from Titusville Florida, stayed behind a solid business building as I'm 83 and live in my van with my service dog. Congress thinks I can live on $801 a month social security. Lol🤣🤣 Love your show, informative and FUNNY 🤣. Love you and Evie💕👍
Everyone grew up knowing one crazy person in their lives, now imagine someone like them became president, the past 6 yrs and it still continues , living in a bizzarro reality
I bet you were that person
I know what you mean. Biden is crazy and a pedo to boot.
Dan Mcgriffter. How could Phil been president. You know he was talking about recount Caligula. The crazy person holding the imaginary keys 🔑 to the imaginary door 🚪 to the asylum. It’s time to. LOCK DRUMPF UP 2022!
#PrisonForTrump
I never thought we would have an unregistered sex offender with a porn star wife who leads a kkkult of white supremacist domestic terrorists *as our president!* These are strange days...
The thing is, I never knew anyone as crazy as #$%&p. Why us? Why did he ever have to force himself onto our lives?
"We still can't believe you happened to us." Statement of the past 6 years.
Most of the nation has ptsd. You want to see instant anxiety? Just bring up the Trump-Kushner crime family...😣
Trump is what happens when a country has an extremely poor education system .Dumb elect even dumber.
@@miapdx503
While I agree most of the nation is suffering this PTSD, I find it curious the projected term TDS used by the cult accurately described their own mental state to a tee.
@@miapdx503 doesn't help that the Trump cult is still lurking, shooting up schools and grocery stores. They're working hard to dismantle our democracy still. Not sure why law enforcement doesn't treat Republicans like the cancer they are.
Hello my lovely friend:
"Haunted scarecrow"
Nailed it.
Really good pronunciation of Bundeskanzlerin. I'm impressed.
1:17 the commitment is astounding… even in a flash of Haberman’s book cover “Trump” is blurred out 😂😂😂👏
TFG is a stain on history that need to be learned from, but blurred out at the same time.
👍🏽😂🙏🏼💥
@@sillyone52062 absolutely agreed
they want suckers to buy it... hurry up get your copy
No! Alexa! STOP! That wasn't me!!! I don't even like wine!!!
As a displaced Floridiot in NYC, thank you LSSC for the laughs through my tears as I watch our home get chewed on today by a monster Hurricane Ian.. and thank you NY for being so awesome!
Stay here; vote blue; welcome home..✌🏼
be careful, that storm might follow you to NYC.
Another fantastic monologue! Soooo much talent on this show! SC and his writers are brilliant!
Stephen, you always make me lol. Thank you!
MTG's husband filed for divorce today....the Family Values Party strikes again.
After 27 years of marriage
Really!?
can't believe it's taken him so long!
I'm not hip to what the kids are listening to these days but I love to see people use their platform to do good. Especially when it's so clearly genuine.
The technical term for two Winklevoss are a Winklevi.
#AllanSherman RIP
“We still can’t believe you happened to us!” Amen!🤣😧
Every photo Mark Zuckerberg looks like he's trying *really* hard to look human.
He looks like the aliens from Scooby Doo 😂😂
Serious respect to Lizzo for her ending statements in that clip.
History can in fact be cool. Education/Knowledge is always cool to be truthful.
She held a piece of property that at that time in history, her being anywhere near it could have ended horrendously.
She held it, played it, and despite it only being two notes, completely rocked it. But then she took it a step further.
She publicly promoted learning among at least her fans. But that clip has not yet finished its rounds on social media.
She sent out a VERY GOOD message under her own free will. MAJOR RESPECT!!!!
She needs to put some clothes on with that huge body of hers. No class.
I dont respect what she was wearing
@@MacNif i dont respect that you are still breathing, we have to deal with things we don't like right?
@@MacNif 21st of June 2021 bot says what?
YES exactly thank you!
LOVED everything with the Lizzo story. Belly laughed! 😃 Nice work, as always, Mr. Colbert!
Hello Stacey
Saving lives with your humor every day sir. ❤️
And also saving our sanity! I would be freaking crazy without him the last 6 years!🤪
I LOVE all the creative names! Never ending- makes me giggle every time. Thank you so much!😂
The Great Grabsby.
❤it!😊
I'd buy the collage poster of all the names!
@@j.c.5749
In a heartbeat !
The Count of Monte Crisco❤
@@kimshatteen222 that's getting so stolen.
"His aides called him a sophisticated parrot."
Sophisticated?!!!
"We still can't believe you happened to us." Legit.
Sending love all the way from Guyana, South America to my fave Late Show host!
Love from the Pacific Northwest! 🌹
@@miapdx503 Ditto, actually!
We should count ourselves lucky Trump is no longer in office with access to a sharpie and a weather map - if he were, this hurricane would also be bearing down on Alabama!
It's a miracle we didn't completely fall apart after this guy!
You mean former president “Annoying Orange?”
Or being attacked by our nuclear attack submarines
Oh it's ok.. he is ready to throw in the paper towels, again.
As @StephanieRuhle says, 'the former guy!' 😭 #11THHOUR
"First face you see when you come to the bottom of a well" on Zuckerberg face - that almost killed me
Prayers up for Florida!!🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Biblical.. "Florida is being cleansed for being.. well, Florida"
Lmfao 😂 Stephen you are soooo flipping funny. Watched you for years and it just keeps getting better! 🤙🏾
Ikr? Especially when he does the bopping dances. He's a jewel
I'm so happy for lizzo
But also I want to see more celebs/entertainers make history cool 😎
Bless you for your well wishes for those of us in the path of the storm.
Lizzo: "History is freaking cool."
Damn straight, it is!
Fat too!
well, she just went way up to me...dang, right you are.
Especially if we don’t let Republicans continue to write it & white wash it!
And she just made it cooler!
Put Lizzo in a time machine set for 1780, in Atlanta, Georgia.
I'm getting really sick and tired of people knowing Trump said terrible things but kept it for their book deals!
Now you're learning the game say something negative about Trump and make lots of money off of you left wing morons you'll believe anything people tell you as long as it's negative not go out and buy it
It's cuz they are fake stories written by grifters. If Trump was guilty, like Ghislaine Maxwell's client list you apes would be smearing poo 💩 on the walls in glee.
Holy shit Turbid, weird seeing a comment this new from a person that I first heard of in a funhaus video back when gta 5 was new.
so weird seeing your comment going up rn. wow!
And trump will invite the same journalists again for another interview and give them more explosive details?
Sometimes i wonder who is being played here: the journalist or me?
Someone somewhere is being fooled 🤔
@@fupi78 it's you. Glad we cleared that up
In North Port ,FL. watching from inside truck, charging phone. No electricity, no water, other than bottled.
Driving 150 miles tomorrow, to find a generator. Power expected to be out 3- 4 weeks
Lizzo rocked that flute in the Library. She's increadibly talented.
Oh, I dig that sage green tie... Thanks always for the giggles, Stephen & Crew!
More like forest green. Sage is much lighter.
Sage green, huh? We should really hang out more, Vanessa.
Trump calling DeSantis “fat, phony and whiny” is just rich!
According to recent evidence, "rich" is something Trump is not LOL
He should've added "serial adulterer, rode his dad's coattails to what little fake news success he's had his whole life, and smells like a fast food fryer despite never entering any kitchen anywhere".
He certainly is an expert on those subjects.
Failure in everything he touches. Is like the reverse of Midas touch.
It really makes you wonder, what does he see when he looks into a mirror?
Whilst I laughed at Stephen saying "We still can't believe you happened to us" I cannot help but recall the essayist H L Mencken who wrote in 1922 " As democracy is perfected, the office [of President] represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." How right he was.
Street sharks🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I loved that cartoon 🤣🤣🤣
I've been watching you for years . I don't know who your writers are but they are freaking brilliant and the way you deliver is absolutely brilliant! Love it! As a musician I love the humor and I love the band . I did not appreciate the flute player.🤣🤣. Keep up the great work!👍🖖
I hear that.
Actually the person who saved many of the can't be replaced items from the White House in 1812 was James Madison's wife, Dolly.
It was actually the Madison’s slaves that saved the artifacts.
And the act was payback for the US burning down government buildings in Canada.
And more important her cakes!
Oh good lord, was that Journey they were trying to sing? That’s sacred music. 🎶🎶🎶
"We still can't believe you happened to us" Best line ever. Truer words..
Who Stephen Colbert?? Yeah, the fact he even has a show is laughable which is why he’s losing ratings!!
Great Grabsby 🤣🤣🤣 Stephen your writers are on point and you always deliver 👑
Those nicknames are entries from fans. He asked for them to be submitted on Twitter months ago .
Not sure it's the writers, it might still be suggestions from internet.
The Twitter handle of the creator of the nickname was listed above it
@@8arrows the "count of mostly crisco" is my favorite
My sister and I were watching the weather channel with those reporters out in the hurricane. We were watching the debris blow by and thought they were lucky the wind had not picked up a random rogue alligator and slapped one of the unlucky broadcasters silly across the face.
Blowing a random Roque alligator into a reporter. Or. A random Rogue ex president into a hard working weather reporter: fake, weather, fake, weather. Or. Could a rogue alligator PLEASE be blown into the person of interest Number 45. God spare the U. S. A. Gregg Oreo long Beach Ca
@William Jones LMMFAO, that would've been hilarious.
Reporter #1: "Here comes som.. wtf??"
🐊 THWACK!
Reporter #2: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#1: you're not hel.. oh no, youre ba.. 🐊THWACK! THWACKIDDY THWACK THWACK.
🐊: i say good day sir.
@@greggoreo6738 um, are you related to the cookies?!?
Gatornado.
@@nevillec5252 - "Gatornado" - a film that NEEDS to be made. 😅😅😅😅
"...knew that "B" stands for "Bundeskanzlerin"..." 🤣🤣🤣...I enjoyed that 🤣🤣🤣. Very good Script!👍
The Great Grabsby ... absolutely hilarious
I miss Jon and the piano 🎹 😢 😔 😪
Me too!!!!
Me, toooooooo!
Yep.
He just performed The American Symphony!
I too miss him yelling "COLD BLOODED"
Haberman's work is undoubtedly a worthy and thorough documentation of trump's character, -or lack thereof.
But it is _not_ a book I will be reading anytime soon.
All I want at the moment, is for the deranged traitor to be locked up & shut up.
And then not hear anything from him nor about him for a long, delightful time.
I am guessing I am not the only person around, needing a break from everything trump.
Totally agree! I can't stand that cockroach's voice. I'm sick to death of these fascists. For the sake of my mental health I've dramatically decreased the channels I watch. The only thing I'm interested in is when they lock him up.
And from everyone who wants to be _Trump 2, Political Boogaloo._
Lookin' at you, DeSantis. And then turning away verrrrry quickly, filled with regret!
Donnie-boy'll look great in an orange jumpsuit. It won't even clash with his skin tone.
I, too, would like relief from Trump. Even seeing his face makes me physically ill - I have to close my eyes.
@@jodypalm303 just wishing that Ian wipes off the roofs of "mal-a-largo" so it will be getting the right valuation for it at $27 mil. As God's punishment for his lying deeds. The FBI should move in to retrieve the remaining super confidential dox still out of there.
"We still can't believe you happened to us." Brilliant. Sums up the entire unending fiasco perfectly.
I appreciate Lizzo just because she is who she is and because of the flute moment. I know some people had issues with it mainly hyperventilating over it to be honest but she is unapologetically herself and I love it. Girl don't let anybody influence who you are
“Can you believe this happened to me…. First of all, we still can’t believe you happened to us”. The writers are once again hitting the mark full throttle, cause that’s what a large swath of US pop want to do to the orange Cheez-it!
Okay, when he told Alexa to order champagne my Alexa tried ordering champagne -_- …
🤣🤣
The nicknames that your writers and you come up with just kill me. 🤣
I think Lizzo just gave fox news' whole primetime lineup aneurysms.
Love Louis and the band, even though I do miss John Batiste.
Where did he go?
@@luvmibratt Wife is super sick with cancer
@@jaquanpowell4605 oh no. 🙏
Ditto OP, and I wish her and hers well.
Anybody else get sentimental at the piano arpeggio at the end of each video? I listen to each one....
Same. 💔
5:42 the best phrase I’ve heard this week.
History is not only cool, it's imperative. Thanks to Lizzo for making this point!
Soooo many pitch perfect quips, but 'Put the lotion on' was my absolute favorite 💯 Zuck is digitally out here making AI skin suits 😅🤣😅 Thank you Mr. Colbert.
In the winters, in Washington, and Oregon, we will have salmon crossing the street, with the flood waters.
Live in Oregon can confirm. Though the last few years haven't been so bad.
Donnie offered to change the storm's path with a Sharpie... or a nuke...
You forgot if he just thinks of something that makes it valid. So he can just think it away!
If he cared about his audience,when he's on vacation or absent which is allot, he would have a guest hostsTo keep us entertained .and not show boring reruns . He doesn't care about his audience. Kimmel who I don't like at least has guest host that's respect.
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@@tinpanally51_36 That's not necessarily his decision, guest hosts might not fit in the budget, plus the band and crew deserve vacations too...
Well that would probably work just as well as the trillion dollars we gave the Democrats for climate change that didn't seem to work now what
@@AndrewAMartin too much . Your obviously too young to remember Johnny Carson . But those days he worked every holiday . Thanksgiving Christmas new years . Back then we could rely on being entertained year round no such thing as vacations . And if they didn't work they had guest hosts . Different work ethic . Like I said Kimmel keeps that tradition
Maggy Haberman, to me is like Peter O'Toole, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman. The innate intelligence, the diction, her cadence, timber and tone of voice. Her ability to speak and command attention is extraordinary. A true joy to listen too! The fact that she is normally right in all things is definitely an added bonus.
Somebody has to do a supercut of Colbert's introductions "first face you see when you come to at the bottom of a well"! Too good
"Can you believe this happened to me‽" Tell that to the hundreds of thousands who died by your incompetence, ugh.
And the rest of us, who have ptsd from an unregistered sex offender with a porn star wife, who degraded the nation like he degrades women and girls. #justiceforKatie
Imagine what a better place the world would be if virus took down Trump. Darn it
@@WholeWhiteBaby He's escaped responsibility all his life though, but yeah hopefully these investigations, criminal and otherwise lead to some long-earned repercussions.
Oh my Stephen, you are soooo good!👏 Tks for making my day always better after watching you!💕
"We still can't believe you happened to us"....classic!
NEVER listened to Lizzo... But a shoutout to learning. Got my attention. Can't guarantee I'll love it, but I will give it a listen. Anything to set a fire under this generation.
"Wow.. you are an easily manipulated mob."
Thought that was another Donnie quote for a second there...
Don't be absurd.
He doesn't know any five syllable words.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Damned if you ain't right!
History is super interesting.
History is taught wrong.
We should teach history like you tell a story.
We should not force people to memorize tons of names and dates for a test.
The easiest way to make something hard to learn is to make it boring to learn.
History is funny scary wholesome amazing and just as colorful as the modern day.
YES!
We want to make sure everyone is learning the same history though, otherwise you don't know who is 'telling the story.'
There's tons of room for improvement, yes, but it might still need to be structured.
the podcast Hardcore History by Dan Carlin is like living in the history he talks about. I can't recommend it highly enough to anyone interested in history. I am jealous of people that listen to his lectures/lessons for the first time cause it leaves you in awe of what history class could and should have been.
So forget historical names and dates so the dumb kids make up whatever they think sounds cool?
Nice solution.
Next you'll insist to have Gatorade exclusively used for agriculture and patent waterproof teabags.
my history tests weren't about dates and names. there were essays about what caused WW1 or the rise of fascism in the 1930s
Best line ever! “ I can’t believe he happened to US!”😂😂😂
The entire time with the crystal flute I was going "please don't break it, please don't break it, please don't break it..." LOL
Every Stephen monologue I pray with all my might that he will do an Eric trump impression that is a gift not many people have
H I L A R I O U S !
@@joannejoma3223 CNN, Fox Msnbc CBS CZcams channels are a royalty boutique baby ordering service
SOS.
So you keep me in a dungeon while you have a criminal investigation for 60 years??
Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity are you guys fucking the Queen while she’s fake dead? #CheckTheCoffin
You are a WMD. You will go to jail for life. You chose evil!
Fox news, CNN, MSNBC, ABC News, NBC news, CBS are all child rapist!
They have known all these years that I’ve been in a dungeon and that TV shows and movies were being made exploiting and raping children!!
Child rape is part of this cult... they are rapist
Tucker Carlson how many kids have you raped today?
Get me to Dan Larimer #MoreEqualAnimals
Jody Foster rot in Jail!!!!
Steve Jobs=Spielberg= Bitcoin Creator= Block.one= Dan Larimer = Lark Lindig = New World solution = Fixer NOT leader!!!
Please help me finish!! Brock Perce Peter Thiel, @Jack! Steve Docey = Tim cook!
CNN, Fox Msnbc CBS CZcams channels are a royalty boutique baby ordering service
SOS.
So you keep me in a dungeon while you have a criminal investigation for 60 years??
Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity are you guys fucking the Queen while she’s fake dead? #CheckTheCoffin
You are a WMD. You will go to jail for life. You chose evil!
Fox news, CNN, MSNBC, ABC News, NBC news, CBS are all child rapist!
They have known all these years that I’ve been in a dungeon and that TV shows and movies were being made exploiting and raping children!!
Child rape is part of this cult... they are rapist
Tucker Carlson how many kids have you raped today?
Get me to Dan Larimer #MoreEqualAnimals
Jody Foster rot in Jail!!!!
Steve Jobs=Spielberg= Bitcoin Creator= Block.one= Dan Larimer = Lark Lindig = New World solution = Fixer NOT leader!!!
Please help me finish!! Brock Perce Peter Thiel, @Jack! Steve Docey = Tim cook!
Did you like sucking Luke Francis‘s dick every day Nicolas Cage? Did you like sucking Mark Francis dick every day Nicolas Cage?
did you like sucking linda carr‘s dick every day Nicolas Cage
Vince Carr did you like sucking Nicolas Cage‘s dick every day
Eddie Valverde did you like sucking Nicolas Cage dick every day
Tony Valverde bet you really enjoyed Nicolas Cage dick every day! Did you let your daughter suck his dick every day? And at what age did you start letting them suck Nicolas Cage dick so they can get work?
Steve Donnelly did you like Christian and Rachel suck Nicolas Cage’s dick every day so they can get work? So they could get trained terrorizing me in the world?
Rush Limbaugh/Don Lindig did you enjoy sucking Nicolas Cage dick every day?
Nicolas Cage did you know that was a Don Lindig suck on your dick instead of Rush Limbaugh?
Betty plowmen did you enjoy sucking Nicolas Cage dick every day?
Carol Meriwether did you enjoy sucking Nickolas cage dick every day? did you lie to him about Richie falling off the truck and having a head injury so you can make a whole lot of money and become famous?
Kimberly Lindig did you enjoy sucking Nicolas Cage dick every day?
Cindy Kultz did you let your kids suck Nicolas Cage check when they were little?
how many kids of his your son raped Cindy Kultz?
are you proud are you’re proud of your accomplishments Cindy Kultz??
Restaurants are use for boutique baby ordering as well
Waffle House
WAWA
QT
IHOP
Tom Fitton help Luke Francis and Austin Frances along with Steve Bannon Donald Trump, run all of these fake events including Covid and that’s why they’re continuing to lie to you
Did you like sucking Luke Francis‘s dick every day Nicolas Cage? Did you like sucking Mark Francis dick every day Nicolas Cage?
did you like sucking linda carr‘s dick every day Nicolas Cage
Vince Carr did you like sucking Nicolas Cage‘s dick every day
Eddie Valverde did you like sucking Nicolas Cage dick every day
Tony Valverde bet you really enjoyed Nicolas Cage dick every day! Did you let your daughter suck his dick every day? And at what age did you start letting them suck Nicolas Cage dick so they can get work?
Steve Donnelly did you like Christian and Rachel suck Nicolas Cage’s dick every day so they can get work? So they could get trained terrorizing me in the world?
Rush Limbaugh/Don Lindig did you enjoy sucking Nicolas Cage dick every day?
Nicolas Cage did you know that was a Don Lindig suck on your dick instead of Rush Limbaugh?
Betty plowmen did you enjoy sucking Nicolas Cage dick every day?
Carol Meriwether did you enjoy sucking Nickolas cage dick every day? did you lie to him about Richie falling off the truck and having a head injury so you can make a whole lot of money and become famous?
Kimberly Lindig did you enjoy sucking Nicolas Cage dick every day?
Cindy Kultz did you let your kids suck Nicolas Cage check when they were little?
how many kids of his your son raped Cindy Kultz?
are you proud are you’re proud of your accomplishments Cindy Kultz??
Restaurants are use for boutique baby ordering as well
Waffle House
WAWA
QT
IHOP
It’s bc he plays Eric better than Eric😳🤣🤣😭
daaaaaad!
As was I.
Of course, his impression of Joe Biden is hilarious as well.
All in good fun.
Wow, I didn't know that the Street Sharks were making a comeback.
Must be a revival of West Side Story...
Omfg. I am a dorky social studies teacher (and a flute player) and I watched that Lizzo clip and thought, "Damn, gotta show that to my students!" A gift indeed. I'm laughing. Thank you to Lizzo and Stephen.
Oh my god. The LIZZO part at the end was the absolute best!
as someone who owns parrots, that is insulting to them. they are much smarter
and much better dancers!
And, not as obnoxiously loud!
(One macaw can raise the roof!)
Yep which is why I won't get a parrot. I refuse to have a pet that can talk back, if it wins one argument I'm it's pet
@@KNR90 It's when your dog starts talking back that you have to worry.
Right!
ahahahaaa! superduper excellent monologue tonight
When they were showing the path of Hurricane Ian I kept thinking about the tRump sharpie
Some of the best lines I've ever heard in one show!!