NEW "FASTEST VIOLINIST IN THE WORLD" IS EVEN FASTER (and more sacrilegious)
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Maybe NASA did modify it, and it was meant to be played in space so no one could hear it.
ooohhhhhh
Ok I see u
big boss r u dumb or are u stupid?
big boss ohh ok I thought u meant in outer space not the ISS
big boss No he meant he was goind to outer space so no one on Earth could hear it.
If you can sacrilegious slowly, you can sacrilegious quickly.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏Just beautiful 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
白刀 legend has it that Paganini was the first violin rockstar
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LMAO!!!
I need a merch for this quote
"musical geniuses are born, not created"
"For 37 years I've practiced 14 hours a day, and now they call me a genius." -Pablo de Sarasate
This line of thinking is just an excuse for lazy people to never try.
"I'm not good at that so it's not worth doing"
Nobody is good to start. Some people suck a little less, but nobody does something for the first time and is "good". By claiming people who are good at things are just naturally talented they give themselves an excuse to never have to practise anything and have an "out" for being bad at things
They mean that, unless one is born a genius, not amount oif 14h a day practice will help. Sarasate only became a genius after all the years of practice, because he was born with his abilities.
@@MishaSkripach If you think that's actually an excuse not to try,I recommended you to research about the Polgar experiment.
@@NN-fw9il I just have talent. Two kids with the same amount of work will have different result. As parents do not torture kids, they leave the unable in peace and let the able ones practice a lot. Explain how it itpossible to start piano at 6, practice no more than 2 hours a day, ho to school, and play Moonlight sonata at 7? It is not effort, it is inborn ability. You need water and fertiliser in order to grow an orange tree from an orange stone , but no amount of water and fertiliser will grow an orange from a sea shell of the same size.
@@MishaSkripachWhat abilities was he born with if he had to practice? I guess you speak of being lucky enough to be born with hands and fingers, and that he was born with all the motor neurons required to make them move and grab the instrument, so he has the ability to practice.
If Professor Gilderoy Lockhart was a violinist
💯
*If Professor Gilderoy Lockhart were a muggle
@@obstructive_capita 🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment 😂
thats accurate af
If you can mess up slowly, you can mess up quickly. And he did!
😂😂
Woo! Give him a metal.
Round of Applause
@@jaelynnkim1801 ye give him some metal! Give em medals later.
🤪
wow, he is hitting all the notes except for the right ones.
That was a Good Comment. Take my like
Dude calm down, he's just an adult
@@twisty8005 21 month old adult
He must be jazz musician, jazz is all about the notes you _don't_ play.
Big brain
If you listen to Dylan's original performance at 0.25 speed, it sounds like he's beating a rusty door hinge with an even rustier door hinge.
🤣🤣🤣
If u listen to the performance in this vid it sounds like a slowed down anime opening
Blight of the Fumblebee
LOL TRUE
LMAOOOOO
holy shit this needs to be top comment
Brilliant play on words
I’m not even a violinist but this hurt me so bad, physically and mentally
DuchessWolfie this is PAINFULL
Knees hurt
Arms heavy
Joe mom spaghetti
DuchessWolfie same dude
I surrounded by violinist and oh my gawd this is horrible
"Musical geniuses are born, not created" ~ NASA
TwoSetViolin 😂 they can't actually put a NASA chip in a violin, it would just make the sound worse not better
@@TaylorPotts-pv1yx "no u" - everyone else
You should defiantly put that on a t-shirt
"Never practice, you're never a genius"~NASA
LMAO
12:35 - playing this back at 1/4 speed is the most amazing, horrifying, painful experience of my life.
Fr
I didn't realise how bad it was until I played it at .25......what formally seemed to be slightly familiar paragraphs were now misshapen monstrosities that came from hell lol
It sounds like a dying speaker
It’s terrifying. Not for the week of heart or those prone to psychotic episodes.
OMG took your advice. Now I'm dead.
Being a good violinist because you can play fast is like being a good reader because you can flip pages fast.
indeed, playing fast and playing good are two vastly different things. By definition if you play an adagio piece fast you are not playing good.
"Born in to a musical family" his family must be embarrassed
😂😂😂
Of course... NOT.
They are proud. He may be the best out of them.
LING LING GRANGER what was funny I don’t get it 0-0?
LING LING GRANGER ohh..😬😬 this is so awkward I didn’t get the roast sorry if you got offended😬😬😬
XD XD XD XD XD HAHAHHAHAHHAAA
World Record Fast Violin Playing Starter Pack:
-Flight of the Bumblebee
-Wacky violin
-Narcissism
-Bad news reporter host lady
And don't forget not being able to actually play the violin 🎻
Yes
Yup
Massive discount
Only now pay -40 hrs- nothing
You're saving 40 hours a day
You forgot Ling Ling-like brilliance
"Does your wife also say you finish in 38 seconds?" DAMNNN 🔥🔥🔥
I love how Brett's just wearing his "If you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly." shirt lol.
I know it was supposed to be Flight of the Bumblebee but it was more like crash of the diseased moth.
Or buzzing of a mosquito....
😂😂😂😂
@@nihitkhunteta6137 buzzing of a mosquito is better than this
More like the dying of a cicada lol 😅😅
now i actually think that the Ben Lee one is not *that* bad
at least i can imagine a bumblebee from his
The screeching isn't the sound of the music.
It's the sound of his violin crying for help.
His poor tortured violin screams for help as it tries to escape from its tormentor
that's an underrated comment
Oh yes, his poor little violin has all my compassion. Really, it has. I literally can see it, weeping quietly its tears at nights. May we all send our good thoughts to it.
I listened to this thinking maybe twosetviolinists just over exaggerated the title.i was so wrong.i killed my ears,and I think vov(I think that’s how you spell it) killed his violin.i wished I could save it before it was too late :p.SAVE THE VIOLINS...LEARN HOW TO PLAY!!!
So true
As an Australian this has been doubly painful. It was like watching a Got Talent show where the judges get all awestruck over singers producing obviously flat and sour notes. I don’t play and instrument but I do have ears. You fellows make me laugh but todays vlog made me cry with pain. Keep up the fun.
It really shows how confidence can get you anywhere
Flight Of The Bumblebee? This sounds like the mental breakdown of a housefly.
Underrated comment.
Also, thanks to this video, my houseflies that have evaded me for days are now all deceased and easy to vacuum up.
They should make music about it
Because its getting trapped under a cup and ur about to gas chamber it...
Just like ...
Screw you, you bloody genius that made me laugh
If i had the power to give u 10+ likes.. I'd give u 10 billion
Even non-musicians should be able to tell that he’s completely garbage at that.
this video hurts me to watch
Every note makes me cringe
It actually physically hurts to hear him play that...
Was he even officially recognised as the fastest or did he just start calling himself that?
Apparently not those who organize the show.
The line about finishing in 38 seconds practically wrote itself - and kudos to you for saying it!! :)
This is indeed a speedrun. An unrestricted any% speedrun
New World Record: Most notes missed in Flight of The Bumblebee
… plus, most notes WRONG in a single attempt at 'Flight of the Bumble Bee.'
LOL.
Yeah！！！It's a good new world record！Then this guy can be the no.1 and MAYBE Ben Lee can be the no.2. At last, The Bumblebee become no sound😊😊😊
Hah I would win in that
@@breadofbreads i think all people can win in i that🤣🤣🤣
I’m the fastest pianist in the world. I just hit all the keys at once.
Lol
wow
Lol that’s not even playing the song.
He's to dangerous to be left alive
Big brain
he’s *winging* it!! (Get it.. because bumblebees have wings.. im hilarious 😂)
This is a perfect example that CLASIC music is not fading away and dying . This dude is KILLING it!!! ALL @ ONCE!!!
This man is single handedly causing the extinction of bees.
Lmaoo
@Róisín Grant OM LORRRD OOOOOO
because they don't want their names associated with this man
@Róisín Grant HAHAHA
The bee movie came true after he played this piece
I'm an electrical engineering student. The second he said there were electrodes in the violin to age the wood and modify the sound I literally threw my phone😂😂😂
Good luck doing E&E, I'm still on the way😂
Lol I'm not even N electrical engineer. I'm still a high school freshmen and that is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
What's an electrode though?
I don't know how well would wood conduct between 2 electrodes, if it does well then the carbohydrates in wood are connected with oxygen atoms, electricity causes saturation of these atoms which means that the polymer can break apart. Since it is loaded, It will react with H+ once the current stops, you will have occasional neutral oxygen left over, which should dissipate. And the cellulose might reconnect with OH- ions. So it should make wood more dry and brittle, maybe more compressed.
@@wiczus6102 science geeek 😂
Flight of the Bumblebee sounds like the feeling of when someone knocks on your door in a public bathroom.
Underrated
As a non-musition I can confirm that it is so recognizable that none of us actually knows how it's supposed to go. We didn't notice any of his missed notes. It's so technical that it sounds extremely complicated. We non-musicians are always blown away by ... no, I can't do this. We're also so tired of hearing it.
Well said
Listen to Jasmine Choi on flute. You may enjoy it
im not a violinist and i can tell that something is awfully wrong
i was about to say that
Yup, same I just sing and when i was a young i listen to Classical piano pieces....
I am across from the section and I can tell the bow should be moving a little more
Sameeee I play trumpet
Jingyi Ye I'm not even a musician and I can tell that something is awfully wrong XD
I played piano until the end of high school. That's it.
He makes himself sound worse because of his ego.
He's so cocky, I wonder if he's actually heard how Flight of the Bumblebee is meant to sound. Because I refuse to believe he has and still acts so confident.
I came out with violin in bow in hand
Cape without a hero I doubt that he has and ma an pa just couldn’t tell ‘im he sucked
Yeah it gives me physical cringe
Adam Morley so, so true
I used to think the violin only made beautiful sounds. You learn something new everyday.
Damn. I've only just recently subscribed to you guys but I'm finally delving deep into the TwoSet lore. Love to see the origin of the meme lmao
He's playing the "Fright of the Mumblebee"!
Lol
*Interesting*
*AMAEZINGGG*
He's playing... but that's all I'll give him.
Sveenie Betsargis hahahah aha haha
'If you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly"
Vov Dylan: If Ben Lee can play it bad, I can play it worse
Precisely why he's VOV Dylan-a rip off, haha.
Rip 420 likes
Congrats, Vov Dylan, because we all know that is quite a feat in itself XD
lmao 😂
Ooh
The electrode is actually an Infinity Stone that snaps half the notes of the song out of the Universe so you can plan the whole song in half the time
I was in shock when he said he's gonna play Bohemian Rhapsody. I cannot believe that he's going to destroy both classical music and pop music at the same time. That guy doesn't even deserve to play Canon in D.
But I guess his playing does fit the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Vov: Mama, just killed a man, put my shoulder on the rest, pulled my bow and now he's dead.
I know a flutist who would get told that she’s a natural, that she was born musical. She would always be kind of sad because she spent years of hard work getting to be an amazing flutist and everyone acted like she was born with it.
austin M talented means you did well. Talented is different than genetics, so you should definitely take that as a compliment.
AloeVega you’re right
AloeVega I have a friend I grew up with that is one of the most talented artists I’ve ever seen, professional or non professional. She’s the same way, she used to get very upset when we’d be chilling and someone would walk by and see her sketch and be like “ohhh you had to have been born this good!”
Granted she was actually born incredibly talented, BUT her mastery of the arts for hours and hours every single day of our lives is what led to her being what she is now.
@austin M should've practiced 40 hours tho
@@rowansings64 talented implies genetics for me
At this point I dont even remember what flight of the bumblebee sounds like
Lol, yes! When I watched this I felt really weird but couldn't put my finger on why, then I read your comment and realized that, hearing him play makes me instantly forget what the original sounds like. My brain feels better now, thank you :)
Well we had the "if you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly" guy that played the wrong notes even though it was fast. And at that point i was thinking "is there a person who can do worse? Probably not" and now after watching this i realise how wrong i was. I too forgot how the original piece sounds like too
Emma Carlson-
Here it is… granted it’s the full orchestra arrangement, but this should help you remember: czcams.com/video/aYAJopwEYv8/video.html
If you can play something slowly you can play it quickly
-Ben Lee
*LOL*
If you can die slowly you can die quickly?
Ok that’s just messed up.
I slowed the video down. His attempt at this song- is absolutley horrendous.
Brett's shirt: "IF YOU CAN PLAY IT SLOWLY, YOU CAN PLAY IT QUICKLY" 💀from the previous vid of 'fastest player of flight of the bumblebee'
"Musical Geniuses are born, not created"
Ling Ling: I'll give you just one day's head start before the manhunt begins. Lucky for you, that's 40 hours in my time
Bru his violin squeaked more then the saxophones at my 6th grade band concert.
Ouch😂
Lmao
Also squeaks more then your bedframe
I feel offended. What about the Clarinets? (no offence clarinettists)
Oof😂😂😂
no guys he is actually amazing
he just wrote his own piece called
" death of the bumblebee "
completely 100% improv too, such beautiful cadenzas and microtones are on point
AnimeBoi1348 wait......
*r u joking ?????????????*
It all makes sense now
pudeng t 😂
Save the Potatoes no it’s called sarcasm
I think flight of the bumblebee is now for timing yourself, or just playing for fun.
2:17 brett trying to hold himself back
It's no longer "Flight of the Bumblebee" it's now "Attack of the Murder Hornets"
why that sounds like Attack On Titan and may 2020 combined
That actually sounds like a cool piece, idk if it's just me
XD
Fr
But that actually sounds cool ngl
Oh wow, that made me laugh way too hard
I feel like this is the violin equivalent of :
"_your CV says that you're incredibly fast at mental calculation
_i am indeed
_so, 1639x23?
_52
_it's completely wrong
_yeah but it's fast"
Yes! You hit the nail on the hammer. Congratulations for being a smart person.
lol
The accuracy
eh, close enough amirite?
If you can do it slow, you can do it fast, right?
As a violinist and violin teacher, after years finding ways to smile and say something politely when students and others get excited about these types of gimmicks, I find this very VERY cathartic. Thank you!!
Dude…you guys ALWAYS make me laugh out loud!!!
Sacrilegious boi: I can play 15 notes per second
Vov Dylan: Hold my viola
sz0516 😂😂😂
I'm a first grade violist and I can play better than that...
It's actually incredible, 2 memes were born in 1 video :
-geniuses are born not created
-amAAzing
no i think the AMAZING is from the america's got talent video
@@Yessica13 no the Amazing meme came from there, but in AGT a judge did the perfect face who goes with that. The words came from there but the face from AGT
i have one more: *Vov Dylan himself*
@@Alex-iu7dl that's where the "Interesting" meme came from. The "Amazing" meme came from this video and the face is from "Classical violinists react to mainstream violin competitions".
@@echocyq lmao tru
Flight of the Bumblebee any% speedrun, skips and glitches allowed
The meteor strike from another galaxy made my day...ooh it's comin' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm a professional pianist, and I can play this whole song in less than a second, by pressing all the keys at once using a stick.
LING LING GRANGER nah in my opinion these two SAcrilegious bOiS played it as a song 🤣
@A.H gotta call it a song to be sacrilegious though
Cool
Did you just call it a SONG???
That’s sacrilegious
@A.H Bla bla bla
Electrochemist here. Electrodes require a conducting or at least semiconducting medium to do anything. Wood is insulating. Unless the violin has some wired system, the argument is just unphysical.
well, what he said was vague af anyway. That was probably an "I am very smart" move and he didn't know what he was saying..
but he used fancy words so it is photosynthesis correct
@@hjdbr1094 Quantum electrolyte photosynthesis indeed
@@teo-medesi Photon qubit superposition quantum electrolyte photosynthesis indeed.
Super Knuckle Ka-Knuckle belt buckle banana truffle head ass
They said quickest, not best. Bro broke the system harder than he broke musician eardrums.
“I’d say 3 is the earliest you should learn the violin?”
Me: YOU GUESSED MY TODDLERHOOD!
Ya know when you’re a kid and obsessed with playing your songs super duper fast and your teacher is like no...don’t speed up too much?
This guy clearly never got the message
The teacher must have been just an "average good" teacher
If yOu CaN plAY It sLoW, yoU cAN PlaY iT FaSt. Said no violin teacher ever.
After all, he hasn't changed since he was a toddler...
@@hansenlung He had no teacher. He was born this way. Duh.
Miusicians born, not created, so no solfegio and teachers for him
"Violining" is my new favorite verb. I was born violining. I violin everyday. I violin wherever I want. I'm violining right now.
Are you having a good time violining?
I've been violining since I was"21 mOnThS oLd" 🤣🤣
How long has it been since you violined last
@@ultimategotea
I think he's always violining, Tea. Can I call you Tea? He's was violining with one hand and commenting with his other hand. That's how great of a violonist he is. Don't forget that musician are BORN music genius. So if course if he was born violining he must be able to violon with one hand with 67 notes per second too.
Is it so? My personal favorite verb happens to be "violingling".
I loved your commentary! Thanks!
Not a non-musician, but a non-violinist, I'm guessing Flight of the Bumblebee is like *the* thing to play because 1) a lot of people know about it, and 2) it big f a s t.
plot twist, he only did this to be on TwoSetViolin video
*it all makes sense*
黒猫 ohh 😂
*interesting*
黒猫 *AMAZING*
Subarashi😂
Original video: 277k views
This roast: 5.7M views
There is some justice in the world.
well to be fair it was live at one point so i think more ppl watched it there than on the yt vid
also they turned off comments and don't show likes and dislikes anymore. wonder why..
@@shangrilae ooooooooooo
6.1K views
6.1 million views >:D
I have been playing of a year and a half and I had an epileptic seizure listening to him playing like even a person with no experience is better ✨
I'm not into violin at all, yet you two got me watching your roast as if I'm a pro.
Being considered a good violinist because you can play fast is like being considered a good writer because you can write 2000 words a minute.
Exactly!
Omg so accurate 🤣
Ben would probably just write a bunch of random words, this guy would just write "I" and "a" 2000 times 😂
Totally agree. Better play some intermediate piece really musically an beautiful than a hard piece sloppy.
Here's my world record attempt at typing:k adlfjksbdjhfhs kjhsd fkbdjbifbisdbiusjv iuhbsuusehfutnh esjnc hdfudgj asdhjgfkjhsdgfjadgfjhdgfjhgsfkhjdgkhfjajdgfjahdgfhasdgfjhsdgfjh ashjdfgjhsgfjahsdgfjhasdgfjhdg ajsdgfjasdgfjkasgdfjadsgfjhasdgfkjagdfkjgasdjhfgadshjfg ajshdgf jhasdgfjhagdsfkjhgad ujga djhfg adhsjfg jhasdgf kjagsd fkjhagsd fjhag djng sdhjgdsf jngbsdf a sdf adsf adf adfad fas dfasdfhga sdgad hfg ajsdhfgjaksdgf ahjsegdf jhasgdfjhk agsdkjhsdgfjkhasdgfkjahdgfk jahsdgf ajshdgf ajksdhgfk ajskjagfkjsdgfbadhfgadsfhj
alright, usually there's a timer somewhere, so yea
Actually, with his playing, faster is better. Because then you don't have to listen to it as long.
It's a good thing it's a recording. That way I don't have to listen to it at all
Ok Boomer
@Немезида ok boomer
@Em Pac ok boomer
@@louyirabbitkim8207 A noob at comebacks.
You keep saying 'ok boomer,' maybe *YOU'RE THE BOOMER.*
“Musical geniuses are born, not created”
SO I GUESS MY 40 HOURS A DAY AND ELEVEN YEARS FOR MY PERFORMANCES OF SOME OF THE HARDEST CELLO REPETOIRE MEAN NOTHING HUH
mate if u weren't born with a cello in ur hand then no, u aren't a real cellist.
just ask vov dylan for advice 💀
This guy is literally that one dude in class that tries to be the teacher's favorite but makes everyone including the teacher uncomfortable
“Does your wife also say you finish in 38 seconds?”
SAVAGE
Kat Lu ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can’t even
Before I read the comments I was questioning if he actually had a wife
I’m sorry, I don’t see a ring
Well...he asked for it!!!
@@consumebeef5900 yeah so basically he said that his record was 38 seconds and it was calculated to be 22 notes per seconds. If you know anything about fingering (in the lewd way) then the guy said that his wife said she is married to the fastest fingers (22/sec) and then Eddy said that does she also say you finish in 38 seconds (again in the lewd way) which is a way to back fire the man joke cuz he finish the song in 38 secs so does he also only last for 38 secs before his nut give up.
When I was a kid and first heard flight of the bumblebee it did sound impresive. Then when I learned to play it, I realized how basic it really is. I think it sounds so crazy that people who don't know how to play it think its this amazing feat but when you actually learn its just frustrating how easy it is and there are so many more dynamic and complex pieces that don't get the love that this does.
There's a scene in Drumline (2002) where the one school band hates their teacher telling them to play Flight of the Bumblebee at a game lol.
HE IS NOT HOLDING THE BOW RIGHT!!!
VOV Dylan: "21 months"
Eddy: "How old is that, 1 year and 7 months"
Brett: "Yeah"
Me: Well, there's a reason they became friends at math tutoring.
Woah underrated comment I love it 🤪💝
Apparently they still need it 😂
they did? i think i heard of that before, but i wasn't sure of it. at least i learned something new today...
Fencing Heaven they first said it on their 100k q&a (which got deleted),,, but eddy mentioned it again on the do all classical musicians think the same video
@@put_terri thank you, and why is Brett's picture your profile picture?
At 0.25 speed, you can hear how wrong the notes are.
A M A Z I N G
Omg lmaooo
That's how I'd play it and I'm not even a violinist
Pro tip, do not do that. Do not slow it down. My head hurts, my ears are nearly bleeding and I want to cry
WHAT IS THIS. It's frickin random notes.
You don't even have to slow it down to know
You two are great!!! Love how you are shiting all over that shit. Beautiful.😂❤🤣 keep up the great work.
How much did they pay the guy in the bumblebee suit 😭🐝
The bee is dying slowly in the background because of the violin playing.
Jennifer Liu i laughed out loud when I saw your comment, but slowly crying inside because the moment you realize that both of the “fastest “ violinist might actually play better than you.....
I was under the impression that it died rather fast
Well... If the bee can die slowly, it can die *quickly!*
Colony collapse disorder is not a joke. S A V E T H E B E E S.
me: gets every note wrong
also me: it’s *M O D E R N I S I N G*
That's how I play in concerts. I'm not missing the notes, I'm modernizing
Lel
It's J A Z Z
Cause traditionally people played correctly.
At least he's consistently bad throughout!
That's not flight of the bulmblebee, that's Mosquito in the room
"Studio 10" the morning show that absolutely no Australian watches.
I refuse to believe that guy has ever picked up a violin before this
Mimi .-. Like he said, his skill REALLY hasn‘t change since he was 21 months 😂😂😂😂
Its actually a present progressive. But I doubt this guy hasn't progressed in any way
This guy makes Ben Lee look like David Garett wtf
He has a youtube channel
Vov is actually a very talented player. He dumbs down his performances to appeal to the hoi polloi, playing Viennese crap like Andre Rieu and does these idiotic gimmicks to attract attention. Spose he's got to make a living somehow.
“Musical geniuses are born
not created.”
I mean, I guess all musical geniuses were born at some point yes.
I'm an atheist but even if religion is right the only human that is created is Adam, so technically everyone is born and so she is not exactly wrong
👏😂
This man clearly never born then xD
@@broniky24 So he is a great man sent from the heavens a prophet, a hero.
Some redeeming qualities...lol
I just thought of this: I feel if they were to bring back the 'fastest violin' record, they should choose a piece that is famously hard for being fast (like Pag. 5 or moto perpetuo) and time it by tempo (ie 1/4 note = 200bpm) they would then validate it by the note accuracy and tone. As a violinist myself, this would be a much more impressive and measurable record IMO.
putting electrodes in the violin to settle the wood down is like telling ur dog: hey, I'll get a meteor and some clouds for u to eat and u will transform into human
"Does your wife also say you finish in 38 seconds?"
Thats some... Harsh backfiring
That was the sickest burn moment.
I wanna like but it’s at 69
@@salalamander4050 349 now.
@@idk27212 574 now.
@@Eizan_ 593 now.
He came out of the womb with a bow in hand...I feel sorry for moms who gave birth to pianists
I feel sorry for the moms who gave birth to organ players
nah drums would be worst. can you imagine the sharp edges of the symbals...
I feel sorry to moms who gave birth to freighter ship captains.
@@Gilvids crap that hurts
@@gracecalis5421 I feel sorry for mothers of builders, architects, city planners...
Lol...the joker is not a violinist...just another psychopath...stopping my mental clock!
“If you can play it slowly, then you can play it quickly”
*can’t play it slowly*
LMAO!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA OMG SO TRUE
;)
@@Justfer.1997 bro you should see brass players when they first learn to double tongue and can only do it at 170 bpm and faster but no slower. Can't meter it at all. Can do it fast and not slow. It's wild
@@ParanoiaKeepsMeWake those are meant to be fast, this isn't
“He picked it up as a toddler”
I see he still plays like a toddler as well! Impressive!
I mean, his playing hasn't changed since he picked it up, so it makes sense!
Lol
This comment made me laugh so hard y doesn’t it have more likes
ooh, I can feel the heat from that burn
aMAZING
I've only been playing the violin for half a year and even to me it sounds SACRILEGIOUS
This is hilarious. It is 6am and I am absolutely dying laughing. Ha. Somebody should have got fired that day. ha. World record , ha.
Everyone is talking about that guy but no one is thinking about the violin that has to endure this torture... #freetheviolin
It's basically an amalgamation of a violon because of the electrodes. Humans shouldn't be allowed to mistreat violins like that! #freetheviolin
#violinlivesmatter
Who let this man have a instrument?
poor violin
Well it's not a big deal.
Every day violins suffer so much in the hand of beginners or people who experiment new things like him.
The old quote: If you can play something slowly, you can play it quickly.
The new quote: Musical geniuses are born, not created.
Chloe Chow LOL
Fuck man, this means that all the music schools are a SCAM!
I like the old one. Being born is still being created, somewhat. Eh, I just like the old one
new merch alert ._.
if you born slow then you can play quick
“but it’s on tv, so surely it is true!” 😂
I just when I played the video at first I thought there was a problem with the speed of the video....but it turned out to be such a dull thing
“I’m the fastest violinist in the world!”
*furiously presses at the strings and makes random buzzing noises*
it’s like-
“I’m the fastest singer in the world!”
*raspberries*
"I'm the fastest speaker in the world"
*Screams historically*
8-0
DumbBums c Truly a historic moment
You mean his hand?
"I'm the fastest reader in the world!"
*flips book to the other side*
"Done!"
make me think about
"I'm quick at math"
"How yeah ? What's 52728x2891928 ?"
"18"
"It's wrong"
"Yes but it's fast"
i know this isn't your point but i despise people who give me 5+ digit multiplications (like 72643*82742)
@@_emik it was just an example kskdksl
"I'm so talented I can recite all 50 states in half a second. BAAAAAGH"
"Peter, that was just a loud yelp."
"You jealous?"
@@lezonks i get what you mean, i was just reminded of those people that genuinely do it
Emik then divide by something that makes an infinite number. I just want to be able to write everything. I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO WRITE EIGHT DIGITS BECAUSE THE NUMBER NEVER ENDS THEN GET SCOLDED BY MY TEACHER BECAUSE I PUT TOO MANY DIGITS ON THE SHEET