f*ck my life tier list

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  • čas přidán 29. 05. 2023
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    edited by zade: twitter / realzade insta / reallyzade

Komentáře • 949

  • @carolynbruce3545
    @carolynbruce3545 Před rokem +8972

    I love watching cody believe obviously fake stories no questions asked

    • @theyfeeltheboy
      @theyfeeltheboy Před rokem +1145

      questioning the authenticity of anything posted online 😢
      believing everything like a 3 year old 😊

    • @juliacrocker178
      @juliacrocker178 Před rokem +461

      I remember seeing the "BE MY BABY'S DADDY" back in middle school lmao

    • @SirArthurTheGreat
      @SirArthurTheGreat Před rokem +449

      it’s more fun to pretend

    • @user-tj6rq4jp3q
      @user-tj6rq4jp3q Před rokem +154

      He’s just like me fr

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 Před rokem +105

      @@juliacrocker178 I don't know man I've been on a wild ass date like that. This dude after dinner literally felt my biceps and then wanted to check my canine teeth. He took my fingers and put them in his mouth.... Then he proceeded to put his fingers in my mouth to check mine. Idk man. I felt like I was in a dog show.

  • @coyoteskip6302
    @coyoteskip6302 Před rokem +3046

    I work as a 911 operator and I just want Cody to know that people losing their balance or becoming unconscious and falling off the toilet to get wedged between the bowl and wall is WILDLY common. Bathrooms are hazardous.

    • @amandamarie740
      @amandamarie740 Před rokem +137

      I work at an orthopedics office and I concur. It’s crazy how people get hurt and they’re so embarrassed to say but the family always rats them out lol

    • @savannahhhh777
      @savannahhhh777 Před rokem +5

      OT here, yes lol

    • @patienceholmes841
      @patienceholmes841 Před rokem +26

      They should start making toilets with wider seats so there isn't as much gap or smthg, that seems so weirdly preventable

    • @Roguedispatcher
      @Roguedispatcher Před rokem +31

      I work 911 as well and people would be surprised where old people can get themselves stuck at 😂

    • @yaroslavromanyuk5669
      @yaroslavromanyuk5669 Před rokem +6

      My grandma got stuck in a bathtub, we had to break the door and pull her out. So yeah, that kind of stuff is pretty common, especially when it comes to elderly people.

  • @Audreyperson37
    @Audreyperson37 Před rokem +1173

    There is no way a girl being handcuffed to her bed and left to burn to death by her boyfriend is on the same tier as someone not being able to lose their virginity to because their grandma fell off a toilet. The handcuffed to the bed HAS to be S tier that’s INSANE to be left in that situation

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Před rokem +124

      "bf left me to burn alive then humiliated me" = "didn't get to stick it in"

    • @mattamuzzamil
      @mattamuzzamil Před rokem +32

      right? i was so shocked he didn’t put that story in at LEAST A tier i reckon he just wanted to fill the B slot

    • @Olivia-wg8gv
      @Olivia-wg8gv Před 4 měsíci +5

      I live in a dorm rn and the fire alarm goes off like at least once a week so no one really takes it seriously (it’s usually dust or someone smoking or smth but the firefighters still have to show up), so it’s possible that was their situation and the boyfriend wasn’t really leaving her to burn to death lol. But still he shouldn’t have left her he should have at least helped her put on clothes or smth and waited with her for the firefighters 😭

    • @Eliseu.90024
      @Eliseu.90024 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Olivia-wg8gv Oh shit what school do you go to? This happens to the dorm across the street from me literally all the time lmao, what are the odds we go to the same school

  • @river-yuki
    @river-yuki Před rokem +652

    If you’re a pet owner you need to be the one to take your pet in to the vet and be there in the room with them when they are being put down. I understand how painful it is lose them and why people don’t want to be in the room but I asked my vet what the toughest part of her job is and she said it was watching people’s pets spending the last few moments of their life frantically searching the room for their owners while basically having a panic attack and it’s the most heartbreaking thing ever… please be there for them until the very end, they don’t deserve to die alone in devastation, confusion and fear.

    • @Sarah-qx4vz
      @Sarah-qx4vz Před rokem +11

      I’ve seen the same comment posted so many times elsewhere word for word.

    • @abbyg5794
      @abbyg5794 Před rokem +40

      @@Sarah-qx4vz even if the story from the website isn't true it's still a good comment so that people can know :)

    • @JulianRalphie
      @JulianRalphie Před rokem +52

      Honestly, this. The owner is a coward. You really have someone else take your pet to put them down? That’s pathetic and an injustice to your pets that we’re always there for you

    • @genevivi_
      @genevivi_ Před rokem +41

      We had to put my beloved dog down in May 2020 and we weren't allowed in the room because of covid. He and I watched each other grow up and we just dropped him off that day and never went back to pick him up. One of the hardest times of my life and I still think about it most days. I would never ever choose to not be with my pet in their last moments if it were up to me

    • @river-yuki
      @river-yuki Před rokem +11

      @@Sarah-qx4vz really? Word for word? Can you send me a link because that is such bs mate. I literally had that conversation with my vet after reading a post about it and that’s what she told me I didn’t copy and paste anything I just wanted to inform other pet owners about it since I didn’t know until she explained it to me.

  • @juliacrocker178
    @juliacrocker178 Před rokem +2547

    The pimple one actually made me violently gag. Had to pause the video to recover. B tier at LEAST

    • @SavagelyBadAtLosing
      @SavagelyBadAtLosing Před rokem +196

      Omg I would throw up

    • @karimabdulmajid8060
      @karimabdulmajid8060 Před rokem +7

      ​@@SavagelyBadAtLosing 💀

    • @katet8639
      @katet8639 Před rokem +99

      I would vomit. Same with the dentist snot story, gross 🤢🤢

    • @Kate-pg9zl
      @Kate-pg9zl Před rokem +30

      i actually couldnt even watch the rest of the video normally because that was the only thing in my mind the whole time

    • @chattycowgirl
      @chattycowgirl Před rokem +41

      i was eating and that ruined it. i saw the dentist one coming from a mile away and skipped through it so i could still stomach my pasta salad

  • @thatsit5049
    @thatsit5049 Před rokem +1688

    If he was doing it perro style, she couldn’t have wrapped her legs around him

    • @gregothy9190
      @gregothy9190 Před rokem +87

      Got it, no more missionary

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Před rokem +2

      Exactly

    • @lepus6511
      @lepus6511 Před rokem +55

      I think you still possibly could. On the floor, his knees between hers because he's short (king), she bends her knees and rocks forward bringing her heels up behind his thighs, holding him in place. Probably described that horribly lol. Would be difficult and she'd have to be super strong but idk. Maybe that's not considered doggy because you're on the floor?

    • @lyna2295
      @lyna2295 Před rokem +26

      W comment

    • @nadia_17
      @nadia_17 Před rokem +15

      laughed for too long at this

  • @RestingCuntFace
    @RestingCuntFace Před rokem +2477

    Cody like, 2 years ago: cats are evil, I hate them, I’m not a cat guy. I don’t get them.
    Cody now: I love my cats so much, soooo much.
    The definition of the dad who says “we’re not keeping the cat” and then falls in love with them.

    • @toonarmyncle4962
      @toonarmyncle4962 Před rokem +43

      It’s the parasite broooo

    • @Wraiven22
      @Wraiven22 Před rokem +16

      This is exactly what happened with my dad and the chihuahua I brought home 5 years ago. He used to hate little dogs and now he talks about getting 3 more when this one passes away 😂

    • @solm.6184
      @solm.6184 Před rokem +29

      @@toonarmyncle4962 it’s not. it’s because cats are misunderstood af

    • @xxxstellarxxx
      @xxxstellarxxx Před rokem +28

      @@savannah4019 Tjeh just assume the stereotypes are right without giving them a chance. The whole ‘cats are assholes’ thing and ‘dogs have no boundaries.’ Animals are not a monolith. They may not be capable of complex thoughts but they have their own personalities. You can’t generalize them just like you can’t do that to people because there’s more nuance than that.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Před rokem +6

      @@toonarmyncle4962 No it’s because cats are cutie babies with lil meows and triangle ears

  • @theyfeeltheboy
    @theyfeeltheboy Před rokem +1217

    that boss roleplay bit actually made me feel like packing my desk and shit holy cody's a good actor

    • @rsarin18
      @rsarin18 Před rokem +57

      Fr like that felt straight out of a comedy movie

    • @exploringwithsloth6506
      @exploringwithsloth6506 Před rokem +22

      I was thinking of Lumbergh in Office Space

    • @tjtrashboat
      @tjtrashboat Před rokem +3

      @@exploringwithsloth6506 exactly what I was thinking

    • @BenTheBot
      @BenTheBot Před rokem +13

      Yeah that was straight up comedy acting lol

    • @makennaallen4246
      @makennaallen4246 Před rokem +3

      the background ambiance really sold it

  • @phoggypsych
    @phoggypsych Před rokem +394

    I want someone who believes in me as much as Cody believes in stories on the internet. 🥺

  • @samueljhagrid
    @samueljhagrid Před rokem +547

    when i was 19 i worked as a hostess as a restaurant. one night an old guy came in with his wife & daughter. he started by saying i was “too skinny” and followed it with, “you’ll plump up real nice when you’re pregnant!” 🤢
    his wife and daughter said NOTHING.

    • @anonymixx8106
      @anonymixx8106 Před rokem +43

      Yikety McYike-Yikes on Every Single Bike-Bike

    • @ae831
      @ae831 Před rokem +1

      That's so disgusting wtf? That's the kind of person I would pay to see get beaten up tbh.

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Před rokem +33

      That's v common commentary from old people. They constantly tell women they'll be pregnant soon, how it'll be, etc...I was talking about trying to gain weight with a friend (middle aged) and his mom was like, "Just get pregnant!" Like ah, what a brilliant way to gain 8 lbs! Gain a whole human life and take care of it for 18 years. No mention of who should get me pregnant, it's obviously just the solution to all a woman's problems.

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx Před rokem +29

      Old men are the weakest links in society

    • @DankrumStar
      @DankrumStar Před rokem +1

      The F*CK 😳 😳

  • @sophieclegg
    @sophieclegg Před rokem +159

    I love when cody answered his "what's the opposite of fml?" question with a quiet, not confident "hooray?"

  • @tylerhanley1409
    @tylerhanley1409 Před rokem +2454

    you guys think the editor spends as much time on the first 10 seconds as he does on the next 18 minutes of video?

    • @tylerhanley1409
      @tylerhanley1409 Před rokem +163

      not a complaint, he does a great job

    • @HyperManic1000
      @HyperManic1000 Před rokem +64

      Nah they for sure spent just as much (if not more) time on the Grandma gets D edit

    • @joshuaalexanderlynch
      @joshuaalexanderlynch Před rokem +1

      The title already has me giggling.

    • @mittens9390
      @mittens9390 Před rokem +53

      you are underestimating how long it takes just to cut down a video of this length 😨 let alone add sound, images, screen recordings, text, and also key framing. This is not at all me trying to be rude, it’s just crazy how long stuff like that could take

    • @deathbyvapejuice
      @deathbyvapejuice Před rokem +9

      @@mittens9390 you must be fun at parties

  • @anna-jk99
    @anna-jk99 Před rokem +725

    The fact that he believed all those stories kills me

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii Před rokem +4

      fr lol

    • @gregothy9190
      @gregothy9190 Před rokem +96

      Yeah, I would have preferred if, instead of commentary and rating, he would have just said "nah, don't believe it". And moved on.

    • @ae831
      @ae831 Před rokem +137

      @@gregothy9190 Nah I think it's funny when he goes with them anyways. I bet he knows that half of these could be fake but it's just a funni video so idc.

    • @lepus6511
      @lepus6511 Před rokem +16

      What do you mean? Can't put it online if it isn't true... right?

    • @HoodieGhoulGaming
      @HoodieGhoulGaming Před rokem +28

      @@ae831 i think he was being sarcastic

  • @Olivia-bl8ez
    @Olivia-bl8ez Před rokem +83

    As a dental student what concerns me about the dental story is why the f*** was that dentist not wearing a mask??

    • @SquatSmack
      @SquatSmack Před 3 měsíci +4

      It’s all good though. “Snot is water and dust.”, so no worries!

    • @jzr73
      @jzr73 Před 28 dny +1

      My exact thoughts wtf

    • @yrn3992
      @yrn3992 Před 24 dny +1

      One time my old dentist put his bare ungloved hands in my mouth 💀 I’m so glad I go to a different dentist office now

  • @BrittneyStAubin
    @BrittneyStAubin Před rokem +343

    FML is definitely high school and college vibes.

  • @Venya9
    @Venya9 Před rokem +122

    Didn’t expect to get fired by Cody today

  • @sunna8476
    @sunna8476 Před rokem +101

    I love Cody's commitment to pretending these are real stories purely for our entertainment

  • @Ayane13b
    @Ayane13b Před rokem +130

    2:50 This song makes me laugh every time now. I always do wonder if the song will contine forever, again.

    • @yetrop
      @yetrop Před rokem +3

      Which video was that again? I’ve been looking for the original to rewatch it, but can’t remember which one it was.

    • @YVLIVS
      @YVLIVS Před rokem

      @@yetropI also want to know this

    • @makaylajarrett2169
      @makaylajarrett2169 Před rokem

      @@yetrop it’s the DiWHY? one lolll

  • @francesco6835
    @francesco6835 Před rokem +265

    Note for the editor: please keep doing this thing of playing this song whenever it is expected the audio not to be on for a portion of the video, I think it’s hilarious (for reference 2:53)

    • @beautifulgorgeousman
      @beautifulgorgeousman Před rokem +2

      that song reminds me of a couple tracks for my plays sound list and so it just brings back some pretty cringe memories lmao

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Před rokem +1

      What song was that??

    • @FATHERBATZ
      @FATHERBATZ Před rokem +2

      it’s gonna get old if it continues getting used this often

    • @ritsic8571
      @ritsic8571 Před rokem +1

      ANYONE KNOWS WHATS THE SONG CALLED?

    • @anonymoushumanhi
      @anonymoushumanhi Před rokem

      Yes if anyone knows

  • @amberNikki1313
    @amberNikki1313 Před rokem +34

    I love that the lamp in the background is a tripod lamp. The commitment to the theme is impeccable.

  • @thefilmschlock
    @thefilmschlock Před rokem +49

    I love that he’s just using an image of a tier list instead of just making one

  • @hollycapa
    @hollycapa Před rokem +59

    As someone who recently got fired, that monologue was rough FML

  • @Ellnador
    @Ellnador Před rokem +29

    When Cody said “I appreciate you” I halfway expected him to follow up with a “sorry for lying, I just really wanted to end the video”

  • @jmcmahoney
    @jmcmahoney Před rokem +56

    I work in TV animation, and FML, usually across the industry stands for "first middle last" for frame checks. It fucked with me a lot when i started to try shift FML in my brain to mean that, especially when people were uploading their work to the server and it was just tagged with the comment "FML"

  • @JhonBenitez
    @JhonBenitez Před rokem +67

    I used to read these in high school before bed to laugh and to also feel gratitude for how my life was going 😂

  • @mattymahar5531
    @mattymahar5531 Před rokem +14

    This is why the thought of being tied up sends me into a panic attack. Not leaving me to die in a fire is pretty high up there on my requirements for any relationship.

  • @Mophead950
    @Mophead950 Před rokem +100

    Cody thinking people know this website shows how old he is

    • @inlinechris
      @inlinechris Před rokem +31

      Cody’s audience is mainly millennials so yeah we do remember this site....

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Před rokem +17

      @@inlinechris prof pic checks out

    • @mgms2000
      @mgms2000 Před rokem +1

      ​@@ghoultooth 😂😂

    • @cashmerepajamas6761
      @cashmerepajamas6761 Před rokem +5

      ​@Ghoul who caaaaaaaaaaaresssssssss why do you careeeeeeeeee you will age too

    • @user-bx8sj6qm3w
      @user-bx8sj6qm3w Před rokem

      @cashmere pajamas why are you acting like aging is a bad thing when it's the same thing you're criticizing the other person for 🗿?

  • @Gaaylord69
    @Gaaylord69 Před rokem +37

    One of the things I love most about Cody is that he believes obviously fake stories. It’s no fun to sit around and be a cynic about shit

  • @cozyallyson
    @cozyallyson Před rokem +83

    please make this a regular series omg, this was so entertaining

  • @magicativ4809
    @magicativ4809 Před rokem +12

    The being fired from your job bit looked like it was straight from the office. Gold

  • @lyndsayisabella8720
    @lyndsayisabella8720 Před rokem +19

    "What's the opposite of FML"?
    "Hurray???"

  • @LeviKellyTours
    @LeviKellyTours Před rokem +19

    in every video THAT song plays. Reminding us of the single handedly best video on CZcams

  • @leahwilkins831
    @leahwilkins831 Před rokem +33

    His deli meat tier list is one of my favorite videos, along with him and Kels ranking snacks. I love these tier list videos sm

  • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447

    Aye up duck, I feel the urge to share. I usually find tier list videos unwatchable, but this one was tastefully subtle and more entertaining than most. I appreciate the frictionless manner in which the tier list was introduced to the video.

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething Před rokem +124

    6:11 that vet hospital could be liable because I'm pretty sure you're supposed to do a wellness check to avoid this exact thing. At least thats legally required where I live, but i cant imagine vets not doing that.
    They should know the difference between a healthy cat and a healthy cat with a tumor.
    Edit: why did they take the cat to the pound?? Do pounds even care to check and why not? There wasnt another hospital?

    • @v7014
      @v7014 Před rokem +9

      honestly it was probably because pounds are really cheap and sadly not everyone can afford to make it to a vet. it doesn’t make it right but i at least understand people not having the money for vets.

    • @v7014
      @v7014 Před rokem +3

      and yes proper vets and animal hospitals are required to do wellness checks before putting any animal down and if the animal is healthy they can take the animal off the person or turn them away entirely

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom Před rokem +7

      Vets don’t close for mother’s day

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Před rokem

      @v true, but pounds should have measures to take in place, too. The pound should be liable imo or now have them require a wellness check

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Před rokem

      @@v7014 and the friend should get her a new cat. 2 cats

  • @moreat6withari
    @moreat6withari Před rokem +77

    i always look forward to these videos just for the editing. cant wait to see what this guy comes up with next

  • @zander3943
    @zander3943 Před rokem +526

    cody looking breedable as always

  • @MrCommentGod
    @MrCommentGod Před rokem +330

    *Timestamps for the video*
    Start: 0:00
    End: 18:05

  • @megan9627
    @megan9627 Před rokem +6

    i rly liked this bc it combined your opinions with like a history lesson of what the internet was like back when i was a kid

  • @kerriganqueenofblades7128

    I have a little FML story time of my own. One time a friend I had only known for half a year invited me over to her house for the first time ever. We were vibing so much and I was 'bout to have the best weekend, meeting her family and all that. Then on the way over they start talking about how sick their cat is and that they possibly have to put it down. So on the second day I'm there a vet comes over to put it down, and I'm just standing there watching this whole family I just met crying about their dead cat. The rest of the weekend was so pressed, and every time I come over they still joke about how I killed their cat and that the new one they got should watch out or it might die 🥲

  • @marianemarangao2840
    @marianemarangao2840 Před rokem +12

    I gasped SO LOUDLY from the story about the cat being put down that I woke up my sister. 😭

  • @nicolehex
    @nicolehex Před rokem +9

    cody being a cat dad is the greatest thing ever

  • @stephanieghansen
    @stephanieghansen Před rokem +2

    Cody’s reactions just made my whole week

  • @YoungRebelRoyalty
    @YoungRebelRoyalty Před rokem +201

    How is getting your bf's pimple in your mouth worse than a stranger's snot in your mouth? I guess we found out Cody's kink.

    • @cornpeal8945
      @cornpeal8945 Před rokem +15

      Ikr-that deserved A tier for me!! that’s nasty and low key a nightmare for someone like me who is grossed out by other peoples bodily fluids 😨🤮 I thought everyone was like that-or most people at least, especially in your mouth-hell no

    • @xannas.9207
      @xannas.9207 Před rokem +7

      No LITERALLY I was like cody........

    • @jessicaferrari3987
      @jessicaferrari3987 Před rokem

      ​@@cornpeal8945 Ooooooh how much I can relate! I would love to not be grossed out, would make intimacy easier...but it is soooo disgusting to me to deal with body fluids, especially in my mouth. uh uh. I can't even hear somebody slurp their excessive saliva 😢😂

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Před rokem

      You mean NOT worse than, cause it's 10x worse!!

    • @natebaxley8464
      @natebaxley8464 Před rokem

      nah we all know edging is his kink

  • @_Bwomper_
    @_Bwomper_ Před rokem +7

    I can’t believe being called ugly in an elevator outweighs being drenched from a porta potty.

  • @azanasta
    @azanasta Před rokem +9

    Why wasn’t the dentist wearing a mask

    • @cannon9962
      @cannon9962 Před rokem +1

      i’m sure it was a fake story

  • @Pesoloss
    @Pesoloss Před rokem

    i enjoyed this video cody, thank you for providing and taking time out of your day to create this video.

  • @vincentmickey8345
    @vincentmickey8345 Před rokem +1

    I enjoyed this video, and love the second channel content lately!!

  • @entrapta101
    @entrapta101 Před rokem +6

    i was not ready for the cat one.. im gonna go cry now

  • @adk1100
    @adk1100 Před rokem +7

    I love that Zade is a character in Cody’s videos

  • @roipogi
    @roipogi Před rokem +1

    i like longer vids like this one, keep up the good work!

  • @emmalene1100
    @emmalene1100 Před rokem +8

    The “I couldn’t get out in time” killed me that’s wild 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @meghanswearingen1698
    @meghanswearingen1698 Před rokem +6

    CODY I SAW YOU TONIGHT AT XS IN VEGAS I WAS THE ONE HOLDING THE “TELL KELSEY I LOVE HER”
    It was absolutely amazing to see you DJ you killed it on that set I watch your CZcams videos (along with Noel’s) EVERYDAY even if I repeat some of the same ones 💜💜 it was such an amazing experience seeing you in person HOPE VEGAS TREATS YOU WELL AND ITS NOT FUCK VEGAS AGAIN😭😭😭😭👌🏽👍🏼👍🏼

  • @emma7567
    @emma7567 Před rokem +9

    Cody got really into that boss firing you role play

  • @chathunikulathunga3039

    This is by far my favourite type of videos

  • @meadow_maker
    @meadow_maker Před 3 měsíci

    Love this format!

  • @aj.meso26
    @aj.meso26 Před rokem +12

    1:48 Lesson learned not to eat during a Cody video 💀😂😂😂

    • @amaravazquez8591
      @amaravazquez8591 Před rokem +2

      Was eating tacos with sour cream when that came up - had to learn the hard way 😭

    • @aj.meso26
      @aj.meso26 Před rokem +2

      Hopefully soft tacos 😂

  • @vodka2799
    @vodka2799 Před rokem +7

    this is by far one of my favorite videos. i laughed so hard
    petition to make this a series pls

  • @Liam_Sims
    @Liam_Sims Před rokem

    holy shit, fav vid in a while, do more tier lists plz... funny af

  • @reecezpiecez79
    @reecezpiecez79 Před rokem

    Might be my new favorite Cody video ever

  • @anonymixx8106
    @anonymixx8106 Před rokem +21

    I would pay a company an embarrassing amount of money to agree in advance to fire me over text instead of IRL 😹

  • @mariya_tortilla
    @mariya_tortilla Před rokem +19

    the zit story genuinely made me gag and cough

  • @jayneebb6699
    @jayneebb6699 Před rokem

    Okay this is one of your best videos yet (they are all amazing but I love being thrown back into 2016 but with kody as the narrator) xD

  • @lindsayschindler664
    @lindsayschindler664 Před rokem +1

    i always bust a little move at the end of ur vids. catchy beats. good work

  • @squaaaak
    @squaaaak Před 10 měsíci +7

    My S tier FML story: I got detained over a booger and a bag of salt when I was 19. I was working childcare and it was winter in Kansas, so unfortunately I had a child's big green booger on my coat. The officer was giving me my ID back when he saw it and (WITHOUT ASKING) leaned in and tried to pick it off. Then he said my car smelled loud (it didnt) and asked to search my car. I didn't know I could say no so I let them. They found a bag of salt I had for my lunches and detained me while they field tested it and tried to get me to admit it was something else. Eventually they let me go because again, IT WAS SALT. 😂 yeah that's my FML story... it was great:)

    • @reaganjaegan
      @reaganjaegan Před 6 měsíci

      I'm sorry, smelled loud?

    • @unkletj
      @unkletj Před 5 měsíci

      my mom was pulled over by a texas state trooper and saw a piece hay in her cup holder. she was pulled out the car as they searched for weed. sometimes i feel like coos are a lil too eager to arrest someone for drugs lmao

  • @kermittheholyone6475
    @kermittheholyone6475 Před rokem +5

    The editor hit em with quick crit

  • @tshirt1610
    @tshirt1610 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The fact that I remember some of these says i've been on the internet for too long

  • @angelinaguilbert6552
    @angelinaguilbert6552 Před rokem

    Best thing to watch before work

  • @HussyHarryet
    @HussyHarryet Před rokem +3

    It never fails to crack me the fuck up when the random music creeps in mid vid.

  • @sarinabuonavolonta
    @sarinabuonavolonta Před rokem +7

    I’ve been laughing the entire video. Just wanted to let you know 👍🏼

  • @amandamarie740
    @amandamarie740 Před rokem

    Omg…. Reading the comments im both nervous and excited lol 😂 I was needing a new Cody Ko vid

  • @puckman_deluxe
    @puckman_deluxe Před rokem

    FML watching on my TV, remembered to like the video while dancing to the remix at the end. Went to press the like button right as it ended and accidentally clicked on the next suggested video. Still gotta like so opened youtube on my phone just for you Cody 😩

  • @kaisheff
    @kaisheff Před rokem +3

    it absolutely obliterates me that he forgot to draw the X’s on the dead dogs eyes

  • @jrmac7
    @jrmac7 Před rokem +8

    im here for the editor making 2nd channel vids 10x better than they already are 🖐

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover Před rokem

      I wish I didn't feel like it's annoying and stupid and distracting

    • @alyssa01825
      @alyssa01825 Před rokem +1

      @@djentloverthen don’t watch lol

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover Před rokem

      @@alyssa01825 but I like Cody... My life is very hard

  • @Greggomyeggoy
    @Greggomyeggoy Před rokem

    PLEASE DO MORE THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!

  • @yoongicowboy6780
    @yoongicowboy6780 Před rokem

    More videos like this please I had such a good time

  • @strmkid
    @strmkid Před rokem +7

    I feel like we should send the cat gal some flowers.

  • @kittykatt1951
    @kittykatt1951 Před rokem +4

    The fire story is top tier for women I feel like; abandoned by bf nd random ppl saw u naked chained up I’d be traumatized for life😅

  • @beckyknight8655
    @beckyknight8655 Před rokem +1

    its fun to see stuff from the internet in 2007 because back then i was busy being a toddler

  • @vNasus_
    @vNasus_ Před rokem +1

    Cody's mini skit about getting fired honestly made my blood boil, like just tell me I'm fired and don't try to sweet talk me that makes it so much worse than just being like "hey we gotta let you go"

  • @mickeyneal6480
    @mickeyneal6480 Před rokem +5

    I remember reading almost most of these around 10 years old. I'm pretty sure there were comic versions of some of these, too

  • @akiangeles
    @akiangeles Před rokem +6

    as a SVT fan i was so scared you’d be doing an FML ep song tier list out of literally nowhere

  • @lalicloud1553
    @lalicloud1553 Před rokem

    i havent watched the video yet, im getting comfy with my sandwich so I can savor and cherish this cody ko upload 🙏🏼

  • @Whaddif_
    @Whaddif_ Před rokem +1

    this is a fire video idea, gonna put it in A-tier.

  • @hopewolf4486
    @hopewolf4486 Před rokem +6

    His chair squeaking made me think someone was slowly opening the door in my room and it freaked me out for a second.

  • @braden_tmoore
    @braden_tmoore Před rokem +15

    the fucking cat one got me

  • @maximustierney9138
    @maximustierney9138 Před rokem

    Please make this a series!

  • @ashu4040
    @ashu4040 Před rokem

    MORE OF THESE PLEASE

  • @cicilg
    @cicilg Před rokem +3

    When I was 16 I went into my job at Burger King and my dad dropped me off becauseeven though i could drive he needed the family car. When I went in, they fired me, so I had no ride home so I had to walk home....crying the whole way. Fml

  • @DS-nw4eq
    @DS-nw4eq Před rokem +47

    30 minutes isn’t long enough to get any decaying flesh on you, so…. Not really an issue. She may as well just be taking a nap.

    • @juliemiller6966
      @juliemiller6966 Před rokem +11

      I think it would be kind of traumatic. Like it would fuck with your head lol.

    • @Shirumoon
      @Shirumoon Před rokem

      You sound like a mortician lol. Of course there's not composing but so weird and creepy still. Like you were basically living in an alternate universe for half an hour and suddenly you're hit with reality. That'd give me nightmares. I can deal with death when it's anticipated but not randomly when I'm out there doing my everyday life.

  • @strawberrypie4408
    @strawberrypie4408 Před rokem

    would’ve ranked the same probably and this was another great video!

  • @danidavitto6408
    @danidavitto6408 Před rokem

    Dude these throwback hip hop house remixes are INSANE

  • @mellamodanitza
    @mellamodanitza Před rokem +3

    zade... ur amazing #minecraft4ever

  • @Maya-ww8yf
    @Maya-ww8yf Před rokem +4

    Goats be like 0:18

  • @ashlyn8562
    @ashlyn8562 Před rokem +2

    cody firing someone bit was too good holy shit

  • @sakuraisaloser
    @sakuraisaloser Před rokem +1

    cody do more gaming!!! (love this video too obviously i love all of ur vids)

  • @jullietstar7448
    @jullietstar7448 Před rokem +3

    Why Cody looks so hot fml...

  • @marthawright6618
    @marthawright6618 Před rokem +2

    first medical school exam tomorrow morning so this video is perfectly timed and titled

  • @tali6387
    @tali6387 Před rokem +2

    the way codithy doesn't know that the opposite of FML is GMH (gives me hope) which came out at the same time but not as juicy

  • @Hoopergames
    @Hoopergames Před rokem +1

    I remember every single one of these posts