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- čas přidán 5. 07. 2021
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🎞️YTP Cars
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3:57
To be honest... Your YTP Right now appeared just like this
I’m guessing that finding Nemo would be called finding omen
Lol so true
It was a Middle of Night to me when YTP Showed up XP
No, it was 4:57.
Doc - (as regular)
Lightning - Quistoff YTP
I loved the part where he goes ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha and how did woody’s headget so big
2:30
Lightning: **Screaming**
Doc: “Hehe Music.”
Haha i
Mater, let me get this straight. I can go when I take you to dinner?
@@furyfossil4407 thats what they done did said
@@seantheroyalknight6932 I shouldn’t have to put up with this!
@@furyfossil4407 hey big fella, yeah you in the red. DONT LEAVE ME HERE!
0:25
I love the idea of Lightning McQueen screaming while he's racing, like as if he had no idea he could drive so fast, and it's terrifies him
0:31
0:33
0:35
This part at 0:22 to 0:38 really gets me laughing so much. XD
I laughing more anymore😂😂😂😏
Ha ha Ha
LOL same here
5:01 is my personal favourite part. I love how it’s all emotional bc doc is alone and then all the sudden *Lightning McQueen here*. I can’t stop laughing at it lol
I hear ya lol.
CZcams ads in a nutshell
@@TrexTamer okay but thats true
lolol
“This here is me, finest machine ever built.”
“What?!”
“And this here is garbage!”
“You gotta be kidding me…”
Lmao
Lol
That sounded like… “This here is the… finest machine ever built,” as I’d he is presenting something for a final project in school!
"I've seen so many turkeys in one place."
What Owen Wilson said that.
The one from Free Birds! One of my childhood movies in fact which hasn’t aged that well!
Free birds. Such a classic.
“I’ve NEVER seen so many turkeys in one place” is the correct way to say it. And true Owen Wilson did say that 👌🏻
I knew it
I knew it
5:02 I love how he just Advertises his bumper ointment and merch to Doc. Fantastic.
I laugh when he show the cars toy lmao
5:08 Wow! Look at that grandpa car!
9:46 Mater Is Dead Forever
1:00 Error 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is one of the finest YTPs ever published. I love how many jokes you could squeeze out of the Rust-eze advert.
*Please make Part 2 Or Episode 2! Or SUQUEL! :'D I AM GOING TO HEART ATTACK! X'DDDDDDDDDDD :'DDD :'OOO X'OOOOOOO X'-'( -Soldier Team Fortress 2.*
That part where Mater started shaking and the DJ music started turning on in the court scene just made me laugh so hard 😂
Alternate title: Lightning McQueen fails at self promoting his products
Yes perfect
Or Lightning McQueen has abandonment issues. "Don't leave me here!"
@@thomasmcginley7944 also works
wow wow wow! Look at that
IQ DROPPING BY THE SECOND
And also think of a shorter name of this poop.
0:16 “I’ve never seen so many turkeys in one place.” ~ Owen Wilson
lol
fatto di c
My Favourite Part XD
0:20 *KNOCKS HARD*
OPEN THIS DOOR!!!
@@supermariotimesmanager2309 *then the weirdest opening ever*
0:22 i need a extended Version RIGHT NOW!
0:08 and I'm already laughing 😂
I’m dying too lol 😂
0:22 my brain when I’m gonna get a snack at 2 am:
"This here is ME - finest machine ever built. And this here is GARBAGE."
- Doc Hudson, 2021
You've got to be kidding me.😠
What!
how romantic
I saw this comment when this scene was playing XD
''This here is ME - finest machine ever build. Lighting: What?! Doc: And this here is GAR-BAGE.''
When the world wanted him back, he answered.
YUS
He never left.
Y e s
NO ONE CARES.
He pulled a Jesus and came back
3:13 he’s watching
Bro is stalking😂
@@joseramirez-gs1jm in Cars world it's *tailgating*
43:23:35 to McQueen Is Dead
4:26 I died at this part 😂
4:27
Mack
Mater: "Mornin' my fiance 😉"
McQueen: 🤯AAAAAAAA
4:51
4:53 What If?... Mater Takes McQueen To Dinner
My favourite part❤
Lightning: “Look at that crazy grandpa car!”
Doc: Leaves
Lightning: “Doc wait. DON’T LEAVE ME HERE!”
As if he did nothing wrong.
Also, I’ve legitimately watched this four times now and laughed at basically every joke every time. This is so good, you should make another YTP of Cars like this one.
I loved the last
“What an idiot!”
*Please make Part 2 Or Episode 2! Or SUQUEL! :'D I AM GOING TO HEART ATTACK! X'DDDDDDDDDDD :'DDD :'OOO X'OOOOOOO X'-'( -Soldier Team Fortress 2.*
I mean, that's basically what happens in the movie lmao
1:59
Doc: Well fella does it right to take him about Forever
Lighting McQueen: But I should be in California schmoozing schmoozing right now
Then if I were you I’d Shut up!
Welcome to radiator Springs
We're gonna be going now, okay?
@@aliedadelgado2076Tell Your Friends
5:10 Me avoiding salesmen 😂😂
1:04 What is That On The Table?
4:15 *WHAT IN THE-* 😂😂
Grandpa car x Lightning McQueen
4:16 this is getting word 🤣 💀
Lightning Mcdoc 🤣🤣🤣
nah bro mcqueen gay 💀💀💀
4:15 this is getting weird
0:21 "Open this door" the guard's voice from the movie Tangled (2010)
1:10 "There's not much resemblance" the lawyer's voice from Ratatouille (2007)
1:50 "I would rather die" Master Shi Fu's voice from Kung fu Panda (2008)
3:05 "What are you waiting for" Bob Parr's voice from The Incredibles (2004)
1:37 “The time has come” Judge Frollo’s voice from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
3:36 “You’re funny lookin you got a funny looking face” Rango and Pricilla’s voices from the movie Rango
3:46 Good person from TheOdd1sOut & Roomie
3:35 "Never heard that one before" - Frozone's voice from The Incredibles (2004).
0:17 the line wow I’ve never seen so many turkeys in one place is from Owen Wilson’s movie from 2013 Free Bird
3:30 What About that voice
1:24 I laughed so hard at that
This here is me, finest machine ever built
@@Tearrence And this here is GARBAGE
@@Tearrenceand this here is garbage
@@Tearrencewhat?
@@anonymousperson2363and this here is garbage
4:23 Butbutbutbutbut????ewew
0:25 I love how Chick confusedly looks at McQueen screaming and then gets pissed
He’s like, “not this again!”
@@RACINGUS95 AAAAAAAA
🏔
👍
The whole beginning of this video is just the cars screaming like banshees, lol
5:00 is the best honestly-Lightning just randomly decides to start advertising to Doc out of nowhere, as well as insulting him, then begs Doc not to leave him alone.
😂😂
He loves that attention ;)
@@QwistoffYTP So i see lol.
@@QwistoffYTP
(Gasp) _Senpai noticed me_
Did I use a meme deader than JFK? Yes. Do I care? Not really.
Honestly though, Qwistoff, love your stuff dude! There are few users well-skilled in the art of YTP, and you are one of them! Up there with DaThings as far as I'm concerned! I hope you have at least half as much fun making these videos as I do watching them, and I hope you continue to do so for a long time! (Or don't, I'm not a slave driver lol)
@@ob2kenobi388 thx mate. Sometimes it's difficult when the brain decides to stop working😵 but apart from that, I love making YTP's and the support is always great 😃
Hi Qwistoff, I just wanted to say that this video is what got me into doing YTPs, and you humor and skill is what encouraged me to pursue this genre. So Thank you. 🙂
I love your YTPs I didn't know you watch him
4:33 It matches the rest of the town
A H ... How romantic
A H- How romantic
"hey! hey hey hey! I know how to get to disney land!"
"oh do ya?"
"no, not really..."
"bye bye now!"
"no,no no, don't leave me here!
AAAAAAAAAAAA *AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH* "
Best part lol
McQueen:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Doc: Music sweet music
aje
Pfft so good.
@@B.R.PRODUCTIONS Me be like while stuck in wall: DONT LEAVE ME HERE FOREVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
LOL
2:42
“Don’t leave me here!”
- Lightning McQueen 2021
Firetruck: 😬🖐️🌺🌸🌹--->
@@seb99342
Mater: "Oh he just HATES ya!"
Haha
What was that for?
0:06 i am *B R E A K F A S T*
0:41 look at that mcqueenie
1:02 dont ask why i timestamped this
1:06 made me stroke when i was drinking juice
1:25 yes
2:03 smoozie shoozie smooze
2:15 he knows, but never led them to disneyland
2:23 top 10 shortest conversations
2:29 extreme panik
3:07 mah naems maetor
3:58 craezy grendpa caer
4:08 mcqueen owned the road for the whole time
4:31 he doo dooed the whole cone
5:03 top 10 entrances
5:08 look at that grandpa car
Bro that scene caught me my guard off 😂 4:15
Sally: **has a seizure**
"I just thought I'd say..."
**has another seizure**
"thank you for doing a doodoo in the Cozy Cone"
Thats the best part lol🤣🤣
+BeagleBuilds Nobody:
Sally: (Having Another Seizure While Babbling Like Mack)
4:23 best live ever
McQueen: “Well, now it matches the rest of the town!”
Me: YOU! F*CKING SAVAGE!
4:27 *KEKEKEKEK*
4:42 you won’t regret it
LOL
4:51
@@drewcydoxvasquez5371 oh nooooo
"Thank you for doing a do do in the Cozy Cone."
"Well, it matches the rest of the town."
That one killed me. XD
I can litterally quote every scene from this video😂
The video just started and I already laughed at "I am breakfast"
Same
Same XD
It was more Woody's face than the actual "I am breakfast"
The funny thing was it’s a bunch of chickens and turkeys in the beginning
I laughed more from the chickens
0:46 - When Lightning McQueen says “Wow!”, there is a GIF of Owen Wilson (the actor who voiced him) saying the same quote.
And a picture of him acting in Loki
@@ORProductionss who else but Owen Wilson?
That's actually a pretty good touch lol
2:28 got me wheezing 🤣😭💀
0:35 kachigga!
Chick Hicks should be called Lunch cuz he always comes after Breakfast.
Also, nice masking! 4:02 is my favorite part for some reason XD
I love your ytps!
Me too 😍😍😍😍😍😍
*supa hot fiya crowd cheer*
I agree 😂
4:00 CrAzY gRaNdPa CaR
My two favorite quotes out of this whole thing:
“Look at that grandpa car!”
“Hey, I know how to get to DisneyLand!”
"I am breakfast"
Don't leave me here!
"OHOHOHHHHH
I am so taken u to dinner
I’m Lighting McQueen Here & I-
Did no one acknowledge 1:44
"I'll put it simple.
Get out of here."
Wise words...
3:18
*Mater breaks into Doc’s house*
“You owe me $32,000 in legal fees.”
“Alright, I want to throw Mater in jail until he rots.”
Throw him out Sheriff
I now wanna break into my friend's house and ask for an enormous amount of money while they walk in on me making pancakes for them(This is a joke I promise)
Boom Baby
3:25 Mater vibing doc: throw him out here sheriff
What do you want sally
Kachows: July 6, 2021
Kachows 2: September 2, 2021
Kachows 3: December 4, 2021
Oh no
At least Kachows 3 comes out on my birthday 😁
2058 9999 1h1h1h1h1h1h1h1h1h1H!H!H!H!H
@@dangerousmaster66 lol the Kachows are make me laughly xd
3:07 rapin
Would it be too ridiculous of me to ask for a full version of the "Real Gone" parody that plays at the start? I kind of love it.
Hey qistoff why have you uploaded a video for 5 months
OK.
This one is amazing thank you Qwistoff.
4:55 is my favorite part.
3:49 Sally: it is our job and our pleasure to pass gas.
Doc: Seems like sally's right.
Fart> Lightning: This place is crazy!
3:19 😂
32,000 $ in legal fees.
0:39 the screaming entrance caught me off guard 😂
4:51: My favorite joke in the whole dang YTP!
No best part is 5:49
Noice. Luca pfp.
Morning my fiance waaaaaaa
Hey no cameras
@@X-THINKSMART-X Get the light off..... OFF!
4:00 CrAzY gRaNdPa CaR
1:26 he ain't wrong.
0:23 Kachows
I like how at 0:22 mcqeen has second of his normal face showing and then starts screaming like he got scared because theres so many cars
He looks kind of cute ngl (as normal)
nerd
@@XflezeRBLX yes
@@TheHatGuy1500 ayo 🤨📸
5:12 doc I just wanted you to use rustze
3:30 I recognise that "Boom, baby!" anywhere!
Qwistoff you absolute man of culture.
I don't what's it come from
@@arih5069 Gawr Gura from Hololive EN. She's one of the most popular VTubers out there and pretty much most of the things she says get clipped and put into memes. What made this "Boom, baby!" popular specifically is this animation.
www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Di-la2O4Ej28&ved=2ahUKEwiLj8qUwdbxAhUIiFwKHSqbC98Qxa8BegQIChAE&usg=AOvVaw0oUVVFBq1mVpb1gx8Q4-Uq
Same here
3:30 hey that's the voice of sandy cheeks and Cindy vortex
@Akos Nagy uwu
Frank angrily roars
McQueen: LIGHTNING MCQUEEN HERE!!!!
Are you going to do 2 and 3? This is so good, it deserves the sequels!
0:22
Why is nobody talk about this awesome musical intro?
Yeah lightning McQueen screaming in a middle of a race
When I first saw that, I knew I'd be in for a good one 🤣
2019: Will you ever make a Cars YTP??? “I am speed! Qwistoff: GET OUTTA HERE”
2021: scrap that
heck no
tàtàtà
OPEN DIS DOOR
I think it took so long because YTPs take a bit of time to make.
7 months later, I'm still watching this video, and my IQ has been dropping by the second ever since. Thanks man!
Hope a Cars 2 YTP comes into light one day fr
3:18 You Owe me $320,000 Dollars in legal fees.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s such a ridiculous scenario and I love it
Hhahaggahahahahhalol
Alright! I'm gonna put Mater in jail 'till he rots!
(Mater vibing)
Throw him out of here Sheriff.
1:24 is so funny to me when doc says this is the finest machine ever built and then says this here is gar bage
*massive ego much?*
4:12
That part kinda reminds me of Hat in Time where hat kid and that mafia character were staring at each other, and then it got awkward when hat kid made a silly face
0:52 use rusty bums to look like rear ends
1:24 This here is me, finest machine ever built
1:29 This here is Garbage
0:57 Yes Yes Yes you too can meet the queen
2:14 Hey I know how to get to Disneyland
5:03 Lighting McQueen here and I use rusteze medicated bumper ointment New rear end formula
0:46 Use wow to look like me
0:09 ok right off the bat and I’m already crying
""I need you to watch DOc tonight"
"Wait a minute what if he tries KiLling mE?"
"May Doc have mercy on your soul."
Laughed too much at this
That one was great! XD
My name is Mater... and I'll be your waiter
sally: shakes and makes weird noises*
Mqueen: looks confused*
sally: i thought i would say thank you for doing a doo doo in the cozy cone
I love how this is basically just Lightning and Doc throwing shade at each other for more than half this poop's runtime.
Thank you for doing a Doo Doo.
I'm dying here. 🤣 4:31.
2:06. That Reaction Was Lol 😂
2:07
"Shut Up"
0:18 that “wow I’ve never seen so many turkeys in one place” was actually Reggie saying that from free birds the movie.
“It is our job and our pleasure to pass gas” meeee 😂😂😂 minus the job part
1:50 “I would rather die!”
-Lightning McQueen, 2021
1:51
1:49 hey that's the voice of Master shifu from the movie kung fu panda 1 2 3
@@dariussaavedra8062 and Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
You start there where the road begins. You finish down there where the road ends.
@@ChristopherBerdebes whoe whoe how long is this gonna take?
Let’s appreciate how Lighting McQueen was saying Lightning McQueen here in almost half of the video and screaming too
4:25 - 4:30 I laughed about how Sally went crazy.
04:15 i can't stop laughing😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
0:23 I want a 1 hour version of that
Me too
We need a full remix of it
Ok i'll try to make one
Me too
0:04 chickens being like cars, nothing unusual here.
A movie called chickens
They do that a lot.
@@melanymayo2220 and very lol indeed XDDDDD
2:47 Red has sprayed Nuclear Waste on Lightning McQueen
This is the best YTP I've ever watched! Mainly because of this scene: 3:44 (enable subtitles to see why)
0:08- When your hobby RC car exceeds 110mph on concrete. But your own rc car won’t fly away
LOL
@@getnoobfanflamingo what?
0:23 perfect editing plus why is McQueen collecting some hay
"This here is ME, finest machine ever built"
"And this here is Gæявæge"
-Doc, 2006
3:30 Boom baby!!! is a line from disney films.
4:56 -5:07
Nice peaceful moment and then lightning comes in with lightning McQueen here along with wow look at that grandpa car. Just perfect some of the best YTPs I’ve seen. Go ahead and subscribe to this guy if you haven’t already!
Lol
*Please make Part 2 Or Episode 2! Or SUQUEL! :'D I AM GOING TO HEART ATTACK! X'DDDDDDDDDDD :'DDD :'OOO X'OOOOOOO X'-'( -Soldier Team Fortress 2.*
Owen Wilson plays McQueen and Mobius while the actor who plays Zemo also plays McQueen in the German dub of Cars.
*So many Lightning McQueen variants on Disney plus!*
I wonder why the TVA didn't take care of that? I guess that was supposed to happen, maybe?
@Ethan Schmid Yeah!
Really?, That's Awesome!, I Didn't Know that!🏎🏎🏎🚗🚗🚗.
All these moments are my favorite
0:16
0:21
0:32
1:26
2:52
3:06
3:24
4:01
4:51
"Oh he just hates ya"
- Mater
4:40 this scene is so random and well done it makes me die everytime
*undignified fart*
At 4:51 there would've been a good movie
@Your friendly neighbourhood b2 super battle droid. *Backfire
*Please make Part 2 Or Episode 2! Or SUQUEL! :'D I AM GOING TO HEART ATTACK! X'DDDDDDDDDDD :'DDD :'OOO X'OOOOOOO X'-'( -Soldier Team Fortress 2.*
@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585I'm so not taking you to dinner
0:55 That IQ joke made me laugh much harder than I should have
Same.
@@bighand1530 look at that IQ DROPPING BY THE SECOND
Same honestly
@@dominicparisi2999 Lol
Sams, because it’s relatable
Teacher: *today we’re gonna talk about diamonds*
That one kid that plays Minecraft all day: 3:25
0:22 tje best remix of all times
0:09 why am i laughing so hard lmao
RC, Buzz and Woody go to infinity and beyond super fast.
Toy story
Is a ULTRA XD MOMENT
Me too 😂😂
THEY'RE GONNA BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER AT THAT SPEED!!
Sally: Farts
McQueen: I am so not taking you to dinner.
Sally: That's okay. You can take Mater.
Mater: Morning, my fiancee.
McQueen: AAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Police guy: HEY NO CAMERAS!!
It was her engine
All of the sentence mixing can be quoted in some way Jesus this is so damn good